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No, granny, I don't get it at all.
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One moment I'm slim, the other - I'm fat.
Now I'm slim again.
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Is this a second chance?
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Thank you, granny!
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Lika, why are you shouting?
Want some coffee?
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- Yes.
- Me too. Can you make some?
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Oh no, you tore my dress!
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If I had known you were so passionate,
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I wouldn't have given you
the last collection dress.
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Fine, never mind. Tell me about Nikita.
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There's nothing to tell.
I turned into a fatty again.
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Right in the bed? What happened to him?
A heart attack?
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No, it happened before the date,
and I didn't go anywhere.
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So, there'll be no story then, right?
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What should I talk about at the university?
Studying?
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Boring!
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Is the fact that I became slim again
boring?
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ANGELICA
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I should have put on that skirt. Lika,
buy your own clothes. Buy mine if you want.
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Or even better, buy me new clothes
and take my old ones for free.
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I'll think about it. I don't know
what is worse - when Lyoha trolled me,
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or his moves now.
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You'll get used to it
and start enjoying it.
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That cow is here.
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Look, her notes are all over my coursework!
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Unless I hand it in tomorrow,
she'll expel me.
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But she missed the half of mistakes.
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What are you going to do?
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I'll think of something,
it's not my first time.
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Here he is. I should come up
and say I'm sorry.
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No, I shouldn't. He probably won't talk
to me after yesterday's incident.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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I'm sorry I didn't come yesterday.
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I guess, there was a very good reason.
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I got bloated.
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I mean, something was wrong with my
stomach, like food poisoning, you know?
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I shouldn't have eaten that salad
in the canteen.
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Well, I'm glad to hear that.
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I don't mean your poisoning, of course.
It's that the problem is not with me.
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It has nothing to do with you, Nikita!
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Where's your cast?
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It was taken off. Turned out,
it was just a small injury.
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The doctor wanted to see me again,
that's why she had put it on me.
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Listen, why don't we try everything again?
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I mean a dinner, a movie.
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Hi. What's up?
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I hope I'm not interrupting.
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You weren't talking about me, were you?
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We were about to go to classes.
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Nikita, can Vika and I have a moment alone?
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I must find out where she bought
this cool skirt.
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One moment won't be enough.
Okay, see you.
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What are you doing here again?
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In fact, I came here to study.
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- My sister asked me, she's ill.
- Listen to me.
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You should enter the university first
if you want to study here.
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- It can't happen by your sister's request.
- Really?
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I thought, someone is here because of
the father's request.
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- What?!
- Nothing. I need to go.
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Vershinina, I'm so proud of you! Why can't
I be that determinative when I'm fat?
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- Is today your last day here?
- Why?
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You let people through
by someone else's passes.
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- Who exactly?
- The girl over there.
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I saw her in crime news
this morning, by the way.
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Stop right there!
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It's a lie! Let go off me!
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You got it all wrong, I'm telling you!
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This is my sister's pass!
And I left mine at home.
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- Give it back, please.
- I'll give it to her.
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And you get back, don't block the entrance.
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Lady, I told you to leave the building.
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Please, I need to take notes
for my ill sister!
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It's not allowed!
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Now I get it. I didn't know earlier,
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that such professionals guard us
at the university.
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If I were you...
Sorry.
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- And what is your name?
- Gennady.
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That's my favorite name!
So, if I were you, Gennady,
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I would do the same.
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But maybe, as an exception, I'll give you
my phone number in exchange for my pass.
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- I guess, it's possible.
- Great!
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My name is Uliana.
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You can call me anytime.
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Even at night.
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As often as you like.
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Hello, I'm Lika Vershinina's sister.
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She got sick and asked me
to take notes for her. May I?
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- Of course. Take a seat.
- Thank you.
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The degree of public confidence
in various sources of information.
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Lyoha, is Nikita serious
about this silly girl?
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- I don't know and I don't care.
- But I do care.
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And the more I know about it,
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the more you can get for it,
do you understand?
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Well-well-well, I think,
I'm starting to care about it.
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The modern press should follow
the way of a dialogue.
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Well, Roman Alekseevich's lectures
are the only lectures
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distracting Zhenya from studying.
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The dialogue with the readership
implies the reaction
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to the text, people's interest.
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- Baby! Have we ever met before?
- Get away from me.
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- Is she really Vershinina's sister?
- No, it's Vershinina who lost weight.
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Molchanov and Kiselyova.
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- Repeat what I've just said.
- It surely was about journalism.
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Oops, I have no time left to answer.
What a pity.
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That's fine. You and Kiselyova are going
to answer it later, in the exam.
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Zhenya, is everything alright?
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- Who are you dreaming about?
- What?
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I'm sorry, I was just thinking.
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- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
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Roman Alekseevich, you are so strict today.
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Roman Alekseevich,
you forgot about the register...
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I'm sorry.
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I asked you not to do this.
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- What if she tells anyone?
- Sweetheart.
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She's my friend. If I ask her,
she won't tell anyone.
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Zhenya, what happened?
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I've just seen Kristina
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sharing her thousands of bacteria
with Roman Alekseevich.
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- You mean kissing? Damn, now you know it.
- What do you mean? You knew it?
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Why did you miss the classes yesterday?
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- And you didn't answer your phone.
- I was writing a coursework,
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but the Dean didn't accept it.
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Listen, can you talk to her?
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And what should I say?
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"You know, I'm sleeping
with one of my students,
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so could you accept
her coursework, please?"
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- Like that?
- Yes.
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Kristina, no one should know about us.
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This is outrageous! The relationship
between a student and a professor!
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Zhenya! Zhenya, listen to me.
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I'm asking you not to tell anyone
about what you've seen, okay?
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I don't care what is going on
between you two.
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But don't do anything like this
on the register - I'm the one carrying it!
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Kristina, any news on your coursework?
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Coursework? No, nothing.
Roma is being stubborn -
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all because I didn't answer
a few of his calls!
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Fine, there were nine calls and four texts.
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Okay, my second try.
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Roma Alekseevich is doing the right thing.
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She needs to make her head work.
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She washes it, dye it. Now it's time
for the head to be useful.
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You said you didn't care.
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Yes, right. It's not my business.
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Well, I need to go -
Nikita and I are going to the cinema.
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Okay, bye.
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Zhenya, I need to stay with Roma alone.
Take the Dean somewhere, please!
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Where? To have a romantic breakfast?
I have better things to do!
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Department of journalism.
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Hello, it's the health inspector.
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Your building is at high risk of
being infested by very dangerous rodents.
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You need to come right now
to sign the papers
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so that we could disinfect everything.
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Otherwise it'll become an epidemic
and everyone will die.
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We have discussed everything
with your superior and agreed
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that there will be no epidemics
for the next two years here.
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Sort it out yourselves.
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Cow!
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Kiselyova, what are you doing?
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I'm moving this palm tree to the window -
it lacks sunlight.
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Since when have you started caring
about palm trees?
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Just look how dry the leaves are!
Come on, help me!
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KABOOM
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Whose car is that? The Dean's?
Am I an accomplice?
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Quiet! Don't shout!
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Bloody hell!
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Zhenya, you're on the lookout.
Don't let anyone into the Dean's office.
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- Kiselyova, are you mad? What's going on?
- We'll talk later.
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He's alone now in there.
It's my last chance!
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Bloody hell!
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Leave! All of you!
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Roman Alekseevich, I won't take long.
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I'm leaving Moscow.
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Tomorrow I'm moving to Saratov for good.
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- Why didn't you tell me earlier?
- I didn't want to bother you.
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The Dean is expelling me
because of the coursework,
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and my parents arranged
the transfer to Saratov.
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It's going to be the
department of geography, though.
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The price was 5000 rubles cheaper.
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So, I'm here only to say goodbye.
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Stop! Wait, did it really happen
just because of the coursework?
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- Fine, I'll talk to the Dean.
- No, don't.
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- Roman Alekseevich, you'll have problems.
- I'll have them if you leave.
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I can't lose you!
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The windshield is destroyed!
If I find out who did it,
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I'll tear their legs off and
stick the palm tree in their place!
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Margarita Sergeevna, you can't come in.
I mean, I wanted to ask you about...
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- Burdukovskaya, what's wrong with you?
- It must be appendicitis!
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- Are you sure?
- Yes, take me to the doctor, I'm dying!
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What is going on today?
It's such a disaster!
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It doesn't hurt anymore. Sorry.
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Kiselyova, you have no idea
what I had to be doing here!
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Zhenya, thank you! You did it great!
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There is only a movie
about zombies versus aliens now.
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- Well, it's about zombies and...
- I got it.
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- We should have taken more popcorn, right?
- Really?
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There's something on your lips.
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I'll be right back.
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I need to go to the restroom, okay?
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Be right back!
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- Hello?
- Nikita wants to kiss me! What do I do?
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Well, you keep your tongue
to yourself for now.
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Kristina, stop it! It's my first date ever!
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It's Nikita! You've been waiting for this
for three years!
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You should act the way you feel.
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But be sure that the bra and
the panties are from one set.
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- That's it, bye.
- Okay, bye.
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No, not this again!
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I am fat!
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Why are you screaming
as if you've become fat just right now?
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What should I do? What should I do?
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I don't know what to do!
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Lyoha, can you believe this?
Vika stood me up again!
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Everything was fine, we almost kissed.
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But then she said that she needed to go
to the restroom, and she doesn't come out.
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Well, bring her some meds,
show her that you are a real prince!
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How should I get into the ladies' room?
I'm here like a fool with two tickets.
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Calm down and stay where you are.
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Thank you one more time,
Margarita Sergeevna. Goodbye!
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Roma, you're so awesome!
What did you tell her?
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I told her that you had helped me
to make presentations for some classes.
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That's why you didn't have enough time.
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- She let you hand it in when you're ready.
- I'm ready?
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Having more time is great, but I thought
you would write it, as it's easy for you.
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- Kristina, I have so many things to do.
- Roma, you'll manage to do it.
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You're awesome, honey.
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- Margarita Sergeevna.
- Burdukovskaya, what is it now? Diarrhea?
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I wanted to put back the register,
but it's closed here.
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That's odd. Roman Alekseevich
should be in there.
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How interesting!
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Margarita Sergeevna.
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I was explaining some things to Kiselyova.
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- About journalism.
- Wasn't it too detailed?
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Or, probably, I studied another journalism.
235
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Vika, are you in there?
236
00:20:26,570 --> 00:20:28,070
I'm coming in.
237
00:20:33,881 --> 00:20:38,396
Excuse me, have you seen
a beautiful slim brunette in here?
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Sorry.
239
00:20:49,517 --> 00:20:52,681
To the President of the Moscow University
of Mass Media.
240
00:20:53,892 --> 00:20:56,153
The letter of resignation. Full stop.
241
00:20:57,890 --> 00:21:01,365
"I would like to inform you..." -
don't make mistakes, Kiselyova.
242
00:21:01,968 --> 00:21:03,695
"that I am resigning from my position."
243
00:21:04,406 --> 00:21:06,789
"that I am withdrawing
from the university" for Kiselyova.
244
00:21:07,611 --> 00:21:09,157
"Due to personal matters."
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Surname and signature.
246
00:21:14,291 --> 00:21:17,901
Roman Alekseevich,
you are a respected journalist.
247
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You pulled some nonsense over on me!
248
00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:25,494
"Kiselyova was helping me
with some classes."
249
00:21:26,601 --> 00:21:28,617
I saw her helping you with my own eyes.
250
00:21:29,728 --> 00:21:32,243
And I almost saw what classes these were.
251
00:21:34,194 --> 00:21:35,694
Should we put today's date?
252
00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:38,453
I'll put the date myself.
253
00:21:42,082 --> 00:21:44,086
If I see you two together again.
254
00:21:47,627 --> 00:21:49,127
You may be free.
255
00:21:53,453 --> 00:21:55,891
Hi, Nikita. I heard you're here all alone,
256
00:21:56,141 --> 00:21:58,891
and there are two tickets.
Want some company?
257
00:21:59,611 --> 00:22:01,111
These flowers are so beautiful!
258
00:22:02,002 --> 00:22:04,409
Ulya, you're just in time. Let's go.
259
00:22:06,087 --> 00:22:08,586
- And what is the movie?
- Here, look.
260
00:22:09,122 --> 00:22:12,461
Wow, I really wanted to watch it!
261
00:22:20,313 --> 00:22:22,711
I don't understand what is happening to me.
262
00:22:23,241 --> 00:22:26,211
- One moment I'm skinny, the other - fat.
- Lika, stop it.
263
00:22:26,462 --> 00:22:27,962
Everyone has problems.
264
00:22:28,858 --> 00:22:31,657
Now that cow is watching Roma and me.
265
00:22:33,429 --> 00:22:34,929
It's all my fault.
266
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Zhenya!
267
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:40,180
Zhenya, what's wrong?
268
00:22:40,891 --> 00:22:42,422
It's not your fault you weren't there.
269
00:22:42,702 --> 00:22:46,027
You're worrying more than I am.
I used to think you were robot.
270
00:22:46,410 --> 00:22:47,910
Sorry.
271
00:22:50,055 --> 00:22:51,805
That's my cure for stress!
272
00:22:52,485 --> 00:22:55,204
Nikita may never come up to me again!
273
00:23:02,802 --> 00:23:05,578
Girls, I got it!
274
00:23:05,883 --> 00:23:07,797
I'm Fiona from Shrek!
275
00:23:08,599 --> 00:23:10,789
- What?
- That's it! Look!
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00:23:11,227 --> 00:23:14,328
I woke up slim in the morning,
I became fat at night.
277
00:23:14,769 --> 00:23:16,977
Then I woke up slim again.
278
00:23:17,250 --> 00:23:20,866
I see. If you decide, that you're Donkey
from Shrek, tell me, I know a great doctor.
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00:23:21,514 --> 00:23:23,014
Bye everyone.
280
00:23:23,815 --> 00:23:25,315
I'll go, too.
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00:23:27,924 --> 00:23:29,963
I am doomed to lead a double life.
282
00:23:30,214 --> 00:23:34,648
In the morning and afternoon I'm Victoria -
the conqueror of man's hearts.
283
00:23:35,007 --> 00:23:38,179
And in the evening I'm fat
and undesirable Lika.
284
00:23:39,445 --> 00:23:43,461
There's one good thing, though -
tomorrow I'll wake up beautiful again!
285
00:23:45,140 --> 00:23:47,242
I should go to sleep
so that tomorrow comes faster.
286
00:24:05,860 --> 00:24:07,360
So, I'm not Fiona.
287
00:24:08,453 --> 00:24:09,953
Who am I then?
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