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Hi, I'm Lika. Lika Vershinina.
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What else can I say about myself
that isn't on my social network profile?
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I guess, I'm quite pretty.
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Although, only my granny said so.
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So, I'm just an ordinary girl
without any special features.
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Well, not exactly.
There's one little feature.
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I weigh 80 kilos.
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LIKA VERSHININA, 21. BIRTHDAY TODAY!
HOORAY!
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Oh, you saw it. 99 kilos.
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But it doesn't bother me at all.
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I haven't been always like this.
Not so long ago I weighed 40.
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But it was 15 years ago, actually.
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ANGELICA
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Lika!
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Happy Birthday!
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Today is my birthday, by the way.
And this is my classmate Kristina.
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Kristina asked to spend
a night at my place once.
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We've been living together
for three years since then.
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Kristina doesn't look great right now,
but she's very pretty, actually.
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Kristina is nice and funny.
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But boys like her because of this.
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Are you going to the university?
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Lika, I'm paying for my tuition.
I don't have to be there.
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Now there's a line in university, too.
Awesome.
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Excuse me, one moment, please!
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Sweetie, can you shrink a bit?
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Come on, tuck your tummy!
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Guys, let's help Lika.
All together just push!
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And one more time!
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LYOHA MOLCHANOV, 21.
A TROLL.
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I'm sorry, Roman Alekseevich!
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You almost killed Roman Alekseevich.
Are you fine?
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It's nothing.
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ROMAN ALEKSEEVICH, 35.
A PROFESSOR.
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Next time do the same but harder
and before the exams, my sweetie.
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This is my university. I'm a third-year
student of the department of journalism.
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I have a lot of friends here.
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ULYA, 21.
B-B...ITCH.
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You know Lyoha already.
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And this is Zhenya, my best friend.
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I mean, this is Zhenya.
The monitor of our group.
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ZHENYA BURDUKOVSKAYA, 20.
A MONITOR.
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She hasn't missed a single period
for three years.
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And I guess, she'll never miss one
no matter what.
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Happy Birthday, Vershinina. I'm not going
to kiss you, and you know why.
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Because about a thousand bacteria
are transmitted through a kiss.
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Vershinina, ten thousand bacteria!
And Epstein–Barr virus as well.
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Here, it's an invitation
for my birthday party. Will you come?
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If there's alcohol there, I won't.
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Zhenya, if there's no alcohol,
no one but you will come.
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But if it is there,
everyone will get drunk and start smoking.
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If they start smoking,
they'll open the window.
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If they open it,
I'll get bronchitis and pneumonia,
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won't be able to attend the elective
history of journalism
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and I'll ruin my good relationship
with the Dean. I won't graduate with honors
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and get into
a prestigious publishing house.
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I'll face drinking, unplanned pregnancy,
oblivion and a painful death in poverty.
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Is this what you wish for me?
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Put it away immediately then.
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But Zhenya!
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BEST STUDENTS OF THE DEPARTMENT
OF JOURNALISM
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ANGELICA VERSHININA - 3RD YEAR
EVGENIYA BURDUKOVSKAYA - 3RD YEAR
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Come to my birthday party!
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Girls! It's my birthday today.
Come to my party, it'll be cool.
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- Katusha, come to my...
- Damn!
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- Sorry.
- You should have a plate on your butt -
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"Skidding is up to two meters."
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Guys, I want you all to congratulate me.
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I got my driver's license yesterday.
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Actually, your father bought it for you.
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So I'm having a party tonight,
and I invite you all!
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- What a big deal.
- I disagree.
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She tried to get it three times.
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MARGARITA SERGEEVNA. THE DEAN.
(SAYS SHE'S 35, LOL)
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Good afternoon. Write down today's topic:
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"The problems of modern journalism."
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Damn, I hoped so much
that he'd come to my party.
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NIKITA, 22.
CUTIE, ANGEL, SWEETIE, HONEY, CUPCAKE.
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Nikita is the most handsome guy
among all the third-year students.
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He's so handsome
that other guys don't get mad
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if their girlfriends leave them for him.
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Some of them are even proud of it.
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Hello! I'm sorry, I'm a little late.
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The reason is that there was no hot water
at my place in the morning.
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So I had to go and ask my neighbor
for a saucepan.
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- I don't have such things, you know.
- He's so sweet.
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Nikita, you may say whatever you want -
we'll be listening to you forever.
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- And not just us.
- Hi, I'm Nikita Emelianov,
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and you're watching Z-TV channel.
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Nikita is the only one among the
third-year students who works in our field.
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And it's so cool, as I can see him on TV
and then re-watch the show on the Net.
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I ran out of hot water, and I was all
covered in shower gel, and naked.
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- It was a disaster! I thought...
- Say no more, Nikita.
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Come in and lie down. I mean, sit down.
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Thank you.
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He's just awesome!
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Unfortunately, for all three years
of studying Nikita looked at me only once.
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MAY 14, 2012.
LOOKED AT ME FOR THE FIRST TIME.
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It was the best moment of my life anyway,
because he looked at me.
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That's enough for today. You may be free.
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Roman Alekseevich, I'm so sorry.
Again.
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That's okay. Stepanov will just have to
rewrite the essay one more time.
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Or maybe just to print it out
from the Internet again.
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I've already told you, you have to kill him
right before the exams, not earlier.
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Ulya! Ulya, can I have a moment?
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Why don't we merge our parties into one?
My birthday and your driving license.
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It's going to be fun:
charades, quizzes, a cake!
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Honey, I'd love to if I were five
and just like you.
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She's just a bitch.
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Who needs her? This slim beautiful bitch
with great legs.
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But the most important thing isn't beauty,
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it's determination -
granny always said that.
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Unfortunately, she didn't say
where to find it.
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Hello.
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I'd like to invite you all to
my party at my place tonight.
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Another party? What's the occasion?
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NOVEMBER 13, 2013.
LOOKED AT ME FOR THE 2ND TIME
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She probably has some extra food
which she doesn't want to throw away.
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Usually I don't have extra food.
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Well, here.
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There's my address here.
I'll be waiting for you, okay?
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Here. See you later.
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Nikita looked at me for the second time.
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He'll come and see
that I'm funny, a great housewife
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and I have an apartment downtown.
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Zhenya, it's a pity you won't come.
It will be awesome!
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Everyone will come!
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INVITATION FOR A BIRTHDAY PARTY
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Kristina, hi. Where are you?
The party is already in full swing.
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Lika, I'm sorry, I can't come -
my uncle died.
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My father's cousin, actually.
From Mytishchi.
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Oh no, my condolences.
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Why is there music there?
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The traditions in Mytishchi are very odd.
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Sorry, I can't talk. I need to say
the last goodbye to my uncle.
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Kristina!
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Well, what a glorious birthday.
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Only two friends and the email service
congratulated me.
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Actually, the last was the most sincere.
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If my granny was there, she would say,
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"Lika, keep going and you will succeed.
But don't forget to put on warm tights!"
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Well, do they want it or not?
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No, I can't come to the party uninvited.
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But I've brought you whiskey though.
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Well,
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if cow doesn't give milk but gives whiskey,
it's a needed cow then! Welcome!
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Come on!
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Kristina?
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Lika! I didn't recognize you. Hi!
What are you doing here?
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What are you doing here?
And what about you father's cousin?
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Oh, him! He's better now.
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You said he was dead.
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Alright, guys, how is it going?
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Great! It's time to light up some fire
in here.
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We're going to play twister!
Get it ready.
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And our first participant is the most
handsome, the most stylish guy.
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He's the coolest guy, of course after me,
my man Nikita!
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Please put your hands together for him!
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Great, we have Nikita, now we need
more participants.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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Lika, look. It's Nikita! You should go!
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Come on, you should play twister with him!
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His touch is like a cake
after a one-week diet.
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I see we've got a new participant.
Now no one will fit because of her.
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So, Uliana, you're out.
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Sorry, I just want to have a good laugh.
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Your eyes are so beautiful.
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Nikita, you're lucky she didn't kill you!
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It doesn't matter. Nikita, I've filmed
everything, can you believe it?
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Now this video will definitely get
200K views!
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- Be careful!
- It hurts so much!
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Careful!
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Granny, what is wrong with me?
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You were always saying that
appearance wasn't important.
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That I would be happy anyway.
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But nothing works out for me in my life.
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Nothing
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works out.
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I can't stand it anymore!
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I can't!
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Holy smokes!
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Granny, granny!
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Granny, dear, it's the best
birthday present ever!
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It's awesome! It's unbelievably awesome!
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Thank you so much!
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Thank you, granny, thank you!
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Unbelievable!
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My whole butt can finally be seen
in the mirror!
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Don't move! Who are you?
Where's Lika?
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- Kristina, it's me. I'm Lika!
- Stop lying!
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Lika couldn't have lost a hundred kilos
in one day!
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Actually, it's 50.
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She wasn't able to lose
half a kilo for ten years
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- but managed to lose 50 kilos in one day?
- I can prove!
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- What can you prove?
- I can prove it!
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- What can you prove?
- I can prove it!
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You wear a push-up bra
to make your breasts size C.
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Only Vershinina knew about this!
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- And she promised not to tell anyone!
- Well?
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It means she told everyone!
That fat cow!
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Listen, it's me! I'm that fat cow!
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I mean, I'm not fat anymore. And why cow?
It's offensive!
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Fine. Your mustache bleaching agent
is in our bathroom
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- in the chocolate box.
- Shut up, Vershinina!
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- Vershinina? Is it you?
- Yes.
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Is it really you?
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That is totally unbelievable!
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Why are you so surprised?
Yes, I lost 50 kilos, so what?
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- 50 kilos!
- 50 kilos!
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Wait, why am I so happy?
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- Now I'm the fattest in our apartment.
- Yes, yes! Can you believe it? Hooray!
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Sorry.
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Wait, how did it happen?
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It's magic. My granny's present.
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What are you talking about? What magic?
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Is it really magic?
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Granny, dear, can I have bigger boobs?
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- It doesn't work.
- Kristina, get away from granny.
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Listen, make us coffee, alright?
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Coffee.
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- You think, you can order now?
- Yes.
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Go and make some coffee.
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Kristina! I need your clothes!
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Hi, Zhenya. Did you get my text?
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Now look at me with your own eyes!
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- What do you say?
- I can't share your joy.
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I've checked the forums to find information
about the symptom of sudden weight loss.
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It's Сushing's syndrome - rapid weight loss
and green urine.
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Zhenya, I don't have any Cushing.
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And green urine as well.
It's magic!
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- Now there're paranoid delusions as well.
- Zhenya!
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No disease can make a person lose
50 kilos overnight.
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Let's assume that. But I advise you
not to tell anyone about it.
235
00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:02,094
Otherwise you can be kidnapped by some
special services for experiments.
236
00:20:02,782 --> 00:20:08,192
Or even worse - fat women will attack you
and drink your blood to lose weight too.
237
00:20:08,452 --> 00:20:10,661
Zhenya, you're the one
having paranoid delusions.
238
00:20:11,968 --> 00:20:13,468
- Hello.
- Hello.
239
00:20:16,163 --> 00:20:17,663
I guess, you're right.
240
00:20:17,977 --> 00:20:20,266
It's better to keep it secret for now.
241
00:20:22,187 --> 00:20:26,211
Vershinina, if you're going to eat so much,
you will weigh 100 kilos again.
242
00:20:27,469 --> 00:20:28,969
You are right.
243
00:20:33,788 --> 00:20:35,288
It's Nikita!
244
00:20:36,683 --> 00:20:38,375
Don't worry, he won't recognize you.
245
00:20:39,121 --> 00:20:41,240
Unless you break his other arm.
246
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:46,248
Nikita, let me cut your chop.
It's hard to do it with one hand.
247
00:20:46,747 --> 00:20:48,411
Or I can feed you if you want.
248
00:20:49,091 --> 00:20:51,625
Wow! I wish I had a broken arm.
249
00:20:52,165 --> 00:20:54,929
You can ask Vershinina,
she's a pro in this sphere.
250
00:20:55,180 --> 00:20:57,961
A big fat clumsy pro.
251
00:21:00,283 --> 00:21:02,181
Actually, she was pushed.
252
00:21:04,843 --> 00:21:06,343
Where is this sound coming from?
253
00:21:16,325 --> 00:21:19,516
Why are you defending this idiot?
You weren't there.
254
00:21:19,992 --> 00:21:21,492
Who are you, by the way?
255
00:21:24,273 --> 00:21:25,773
I'm Lika.
256
00:21:27,424 --> 00:21:29,987
I mean, I'm her sister - Vika.
257
00:21:30,703 --> 00:21:33,188
Victoria. And Lika isn't an idiot.
258
00:21:33,711 --> 00:21:36,337
She's nice and kind, right?
259
00:21:37,741 --> 00:21:39,241
She's a bit plump.
260
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,454
But she's a beautiful girl anyway.
261
00:21:43,979 --> 00:21:46,260
You can't understand it, though.
262
00:21:46,667 --> 00:21:49,018
You don't care about
a person's inner world.
263
00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:54,060
The most important things in your life
are to have slim legs and sexy butt.
264
00:21:54,648 --> 00:21:59,451
So you and your slim legs
may kiss your sexy butt.
265
00:21:59,740 --> 00:22:03,129
- What?
- Ulya, you promised to cut the chop.
266
00:22:03,380 --> 00:22:04,880
Wait up.
267
00:22:07,807 --> 00:22:10,383
Your eyes are so beautiful.
268
00:22:11,741 --> 00:22:13,592
Have we ever met before?
269
00:22:15,071 --> 00:22:17,478
Well...
270
00:22:17,728 --> 00:22:19,500
Let's go see a movie then.
271
00:22:19,751 --> 00:22:22,483
There's something about zombies now.
Do you like zombies?
272
00:22:24,170 --> 00:22:27,016
Yes, they are so cute.
273
00:22:29,203 --> 00:22:33,805
I mean, they are cute
when they don't eat people.
274
00:22:34,102 --> 00:22:38,788
Well, I'm waiting for a text with your
address then. I'll come at 7, okay?
275
00:22:39,039 --> 00:22:41,391
- Okay.
- See you then.
276
00:22:42,226 --> 00:22:43,726
Bye.
277
00:22:45,002 --> 00:22:46,727
It's so romantic that I want to puke.
278
00:23:24,713 --> 00:23:26,705
It's your first date, so don't you dare
279
00:23:26,956 --> 00:23:28,456
- sleep with him.
- Kiss him.
280
00:23:29,336 --> 00:23:32,719
- Well, you got this. Good luck!
- Thank you!
281
00:23:33,325 --> 00:23:35,563
And be sure to put antiviral ointment
in the nose.
282
00:23:35,898 --> 00:23:37,810
- Because if you don't...
- Let's go!
283
00:23:38,278 --> 00:23:39,911
Thank you, girls!
284
00:24:10,781 --> 00:24:13,757
No. No, no, no, granny!
285
00:24:15,914 --> 00:24:20,531
Granny, dear, it's just started
to be alright, please!
286
00:24:20,789 --> 00:24:26,054
Make me slim again, granny!
Please, please, please, granny!
287
00:25:03,464 --> 00:25:06,203
Today was the happiest day of my life!
288
00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:09,711
I felt beautiful, wanted.
289
00:25:10,117 --> 00:25:13,476
And I experienced one wonderful thing -
I managed to use not the last belt loop!
290
00:25:14,027 --> 00:25:15,961
I'm very grateful to you, granny.
291
00:25:16,219 --> 00:25:18,625
You gave me one wonderful day.
292
00:25:45,335 --> 00:25:48,227
Granny, I needed it yesterday!
293
00:25:50,428 --> 00:25:52,014
But thank you anyway!
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