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A SHARD OF THE UNIVERSE

EPISODE 5

- Did you remember to scratch?
- Yeah.

Then it's going to be okay.

I'm not nervous at all.

I can't remember if I told you,
you're the best partner I ever had.

Everyone knows that.

Gena, do you hear me?

- Of course, Zamiko.
- Timur?

Go ahead!

Go ahead.

Good luck, guys!

You can open the hatch.

Luke, I am your father!

The hatch is open.

- You can make spacewalking.
- Very well.

We can see you.

That's it. I'm out.

We're getting a picture from your camera.

Good.

Wow, I'm in space!

What about temperature?

Did it heat up?

Well, it's warm.

Turn the sublimator on.

Then Tima do the same.

My feet are caught.

Ah, no, it's okay.

What was there?

Some tissues of Kutovykh.

What's in there?

- I can't see anything.
- Are you kidding me?

Nuh, I have no idea.
Where's the Earth, huh?

Look, there it is!

Start slowly navigating
to the handrails on bank axis,

which are on a minor diameter.

Okay, I'm heading.

What about me? You forgot me!

Get back to work.

Timur, take a GoPro and... Yes, here.

Get the whole thing on the GoPro.

My feet get cold.

Adjust your cooling system.

- Welcome!
- Hi!

How are they?

How are you?!

Look, I...

- brought a drink.
- What's the occasion?

I'm leaving the group.

Let's sit and talk. Come on!

I've heard it, seen it,
done it a hundred times.

Don't care. Better look here!

- I bought Georgian wine in Thailand.
- You didn't!

Timur, are you okay?

I choked on water.

Find Buturlin.

- What's happened?
- It's Timur.

Timur, it's Buturlin.

How do you hear me?

- I got water in my nose.
- Blow your nose.

I can't.

Scratch your nose against the scratcher.

How?

Shoulders too big.

Try turning the right shoulder inward.

- Just like a baby at birth.
- How does he know how a baby is born!

We have to stop the spacewalk.

I know. Got it.

Timur, don't move, please.

- I'm okay!
- I can hear it.

I'm moving toward Kutovykh.

What is this, preschool?
You couldn't drink beforehand?

There was a lot of water.

You had to drink in small sips.

Once my son choked on a soda

and I almost had to give him
mouth-to-mouth.

We had the same with baby food.

Nadya screamed so much
that I almost died myself.

Blow your nose!

Are you crazy?

And you think I'm crazy.

I have a job and a son. What for
I drove here 2 hours across the city?

To know that you're trying to teach
to love a husband anew.

- Nuh!
- What?

I don't try, I really do teach.
It's self-improvement.

Look.

All these 25 ways to rekindle love
only work for 17 year-olds.

Andrey and I have lived together
for 18 years.

Yesterday he had a nervous breakdown.
I had to stop the video chat.

What? Andrey had?

At first it looked like a joke
asking us to leave you alone.

I'd really like to fall in love
with Andrey again

with the help of psychologists,
wizards or anyone.

- But it won't work.
- Did you try?

Now I know that true love looks different.
There is nothing I can do.

Ten sessions.

If it doesn't work out, fine then.

You'll only waste your time.

I get paid for it.

Okay.

So...

Do I have to tell you about
my relationship with Andrey?

No, with another man.

What's his name?

Another man.

Darned mesua!

Guess who has a control sample
at the summer house!

My greatest shame.

The first one was when I farted
in front of the class,

and the other one was when
I was smiling at camera,

saying, "How are our mesuas, sister?"

May I?

Space optics, you say?

I'm sorry for yesterday.

It's okay. I get it.

I wanted to be a chef when I was a kid.

I'd be famous now.
Like Deripaska, for example.

Is he alive, by the way?

Nuh, screw a job anyway.
I have the mesua.

What do you feel when you're with him?

Our relationship is over.

This happened before my breakup
with Kamanin.

What did you feel in past?

- Warmth.
- Where?

Kamanin would ask the same.
With exactly the same intonation.

Next to him I felt...

beautiful,

alive,

a girl who had great prospects.

Is that enough?

- How did you meet?
- What's this for?

I want to write a novel based on your life.

In a company.

I don't really see
how this can help Andrey.

We met.

He was smoking on a bridge,

and then he looked at me in a way
that made everything clear.

I'm not talking about the Casanova's look.

I don't know if this ever happened to you,
but it was a deja vu or something.

When you look at a person and realize
that they're your true love.

No, that never happened to me.

I didn't really want to go to the event
and I wasn't feeling well.

But that's how it happens.

And we didn't sleep together that day.

After a while he called.

We just talked at that event,
he told me a story about a building.

What building?

Architectural monument.
Restaurant in front of the mansion.

What mansion?

You really want to talk about it?

Do you want to talk about architecture?

I don't understand this.

I'd have noticed if I had
someone else's SIM card in my phone.

She'll just think no one called her,
and I'll get it all back tonight.

Okay, delivery guy!

I don't take any more money from her.

Just say, "Hello", okay?

- Your voices are too different.
- Don't teach me, okay?

- Hello?
- Kitty?

- Did you find Nadya's phone?
- What Nadya, kitty?!

Danya, look at him! Are you blind?

Let's go! We're sorry! Hurry!

Sorry! Come on! Go!

We're really sorry.

After all, look at your mom.

She's a beautiful, smart woman.
She's so cool!

And he is probably gay.
Too cute and neat.

Gay men often use words kitty, honey.

How did she get gay friends?

Dyes the gray
with a gay stylist, for example.

Come on, don't get upset,
gays are usually good at fighting.

Did you fight gays?

Come here.

You okay?

No.

Is it the same as getting drunk
at the club and lying in the restroom?

What's the marginal call?

I'm underage.

Sorry.

Are you standing up to your dad?

Sometimes we overestimate our role
in the lives of others.

- He doesn't care.
- Why?

Imagine if you had a disabled child.

He's yelling, wetting himself.
You won't be mad at him, will you?

You'll just think
it's better not to have him.

Speak of the devil.

Hello? Hi, dad!

I'm fine, thanks, and you?

I see. Goodbye!

She won a poetry competition.

She read poems about corpses.

Sergeyevich, will you call home?

Danya is still at school.

I see.

You're not in touch
with your wife, are you?

Stop this.

- What? I think it's great!
- Shut up!

What?! So many people lie to each other.

You and I know lots of such families.

The man made a mistake.

Andrey, don't be mad.

I saw the way she looked at you
when she saw off the bus.

And I saw the way you looked at her back.

I think you're idiots.

But you're the smartest here.

With your stupid songs.

You checked the spacesuits so carefully
that in 15 minutes there was no EVA.

Smartass!

Damn it!

It's okay.

I am to blame for this whole situation.

You had someone?

I never cheated on my wife.

Oh boy!

I regret that too.

Maybe she got bored.

You should go to the circus
if you're bored.

I missed the moment
when she stopped smiling.

I missed it, Gennadievich.

Why don't you have any more children?

And you?

Don't sexualize me.

Sorry.

Do I have to tell you
why two fulfilled people

decide to raise one child well
than ten children poorly?

I answered your question.

Yes, Andrey is a great father.

I remember once Danya choked.

He made up some nonsense
about a farting cat.

- When I told that other person about it...
- You did tell him?

You told such personal thing of yours
to a random character in your life?

Who told you that you're a psychologist?

Who is then?
Someone who'll pat you on head

and tell that you're free
to ruin people's lives?

Do you know why children masturbate?

Because they fear death.

And the arousal suppresses this fear.

It's the same with adults.

You feel alive with this man,
a girl who have great prospects.

He is life itself.

Good appetite, conscious drinking.

Two or three children
by one or more women.

He's one of those regular and strong guys
who f*** everything that moves.

Until he meets the one.

You're a wizard!

You're lying about how you met for nothing.

'Cause I don't care who he is.
I care what he is.

He is a function.

If it weren't for him,
someone else would be in his place.

Was it Kamanina?

Good day to you, too.

You were asked
to leave this family alone.

By who?

That specialist who knows
who to leave alone and who to work with?

Fire me then.

Why do you pay me a salary?
You already waste so much money.

The Proton fell.
The Progress spacecraft failed to dock.

This topic was brought up.

We consulted with an independent expert.
He said that you may be incompetent.

You're doing the wrong thing.

The town is buzzing that
Olya Kutovykh cursed the launch.

And here you are playing Dr. Freud
with a beautiful sexy woman.

There's something wrong with my phone.

Is it normal for you and me
to live like this?

Is it fair that you cut me out
of your life?

I would never do that to you.

You remember?

No matter what happens,
I'm always with you.

I do remember.

I'm not cutting you out of my life.

I just...

I fell in love.

It can happen at any age.

I'll see when I grow up?

Do you remember
all the happy moments we had?

Do you remember
when I used to take you to work with me?

There was a customer's toilet
in the trunk,

and you were in the back
seat singing all the time.

I can't trust you anymore.

'Cause I saw you smiling at dad.

How you went shopping with him.

And you were already lying to him.

Our relationship is our business.

Sorry.

Well, Pamir.

Tomorrow is the big day.

In 24 hours
the module will be at the launch.

Is it cute?

As you ordered.

This is the platform of the future.
We'll get to the moon and into deep space.

Moscow MCC to the crew.

Respond.

There is a confirmation
of the ACS termination.

There's a confirmation
of the RCM mode activation.

Confirm the RCM mode activation.

Very well.

Knob is to the right.

Knob is to the left.

Knob is upright.

Knob is down.

Knob is clockwise.

Knob on the brakes.

Acceleration is normal.

Distance received.

- RCM test is done.
- Very well.

So, the RCM is on hot standby.

Try working for a better image.

How do you visually observe the object?

Very good. Bless you!

Thanks. I'll go to a window.

Turn to page 22.

We begin the automatic overflight control.

Very well.

- Do you see it?
- I do.

They'll write on Wikipedia
that you were the first person

to take a picture of first kiss
with the platform of the future.

I wonder how much
they'd have paid for this photo.

I wouldn't sell it.

First, I'd provide informational support.

And then I'd sell it
at the most famous auction.

Look at him!

Good evening.

How much do you think
one session with me would cost

if I were a private psychologist?

- 2,500?
- 5,000.

And you're missing our meetings
today and yesterday.

Okay, I'll pay you 10,000.

- Are you drinking?
- You want to judge me?

When you came to me
on the third day after the launch,

you had red eyes and shaking hands.

Should we switch careers?

As that another man says, hell no.

When you visit someone, do they ask you
for a piece of psychology?

Always.

They ask me for interior design tips, too.

Where to put a chair, or hang a picture.

I give advice, of course, but I know
they'll still do it their own way.

I can only re-hang the toilet paper
so that it unwinds with the paper up.

Is it neurosis?

Don't diagnose yourself.

I re-hang the toilet paper too.

Really?

Yep.

Nadya, is there anything I should know?

I don't know.

The thing is, everything's bad.

Son is acting like an angry teenager.

This is a typical regression due to stress.

You're lucky he doesn't have bedwetting.

I am lucky.

I know what you think right now.

You think that if I knew
what you know about yourself,

I wouldn't talk to you.

So it's easy to fool me.

And if it's easy to fool me,
you can't get a real help.

Do you hear me?

Yeah, it's just that...

you really know nothing.

Isn't that some terrible sin
I can't even imagine?

Then I'm interested
at least in terms of experience.

I wrote my master's thesis
on the psychology of maniacs,

my PhD thesis on fascism,
and my next thesis will be about you.

Nadya, of course I know
it's incompetent to do this

and tell about myself,

but first of all, I'm not perfect myself,
and secondly, most importantly,

before coming to you that day, I drank
six liters of water to clear my stomach,

and gave myself an enema.
'Cause I'd been on a bender.

And I'm a Roscosmos psychologist.

We are all human beings.

Only for the sake of the thesis.

The thing is...

I can't tell you,
I'm sorry, Alexey Yurievich.

Why do you pry when I'm talking?

You can see I'm talking!

Moscow MCC to the crew.
How do you observe the object?

Damn it.

Communication interference.
Switching to VHF.

Oh no.

Moscow MCC to the crew. Respond.

- What's wrong?
- Connection is lost in VHF too.

What is the distance?

Visually 100-120 meters.

Velocity is 0.70.

It goes faster.

Where?

It hit the solar panels.

The connection's back.

Pamir, do you copy? Over.

Copy that.

What is the situation at the station?

We got a hit. We got spun around.

I visually observe the object
at a distance of 200-250 meters.

Solar panels
in the U.S. sector are damaged.

The object is damaged.

What do the instruments show?

There's no depressurization.

The crew is in the Russian module.

Check the pressure sensors
of the whole station.

Let's hope the body is intact.

Affirm.

Timur, Poisk and Zvezda modules are on you.

Neil, Tranquility is yours.
Andrey, go to the European sector.

Megan, you check the Destiny.

Are you okay?

I have a son.

He's adopted.

He's 4.

- We'll be all right.
- Yeah.

He's with his mom now,

and they don't have anybody else but me.

Sorry.

I'm sorry!

It's a wrong moment.

There may not be another moment.

"Then" is a very dangerous word

in our job and in our lives.
I'm sorry, Andrey.

You know what I really want
in this situation?

I want to see those f*** space panties.

Everyone accuses me of destroying them.

But I haven't seen them.

Never touched them.

I'm a woman, I'm just curious.

- What?
- It's nothing.

Do you believe in the Lord's signs, Andrey?

I don't know.

I do believe.

Gennady Gennadyevich, do you copy?
It's Shutov.

Copy that.

How do you feel?

Great.

Yes, it happened, but it wasn't the first
or the last accident at the station.

What's important is that the body is intact
and there's no fire.

Yeah, I know.

Do you want to switch to a private channel?

Wait, I'll go to the couch.

It's a good time for a session.

How does the crew react?

Good.

What about Kutovykh?

- He's fine.
- Kamanin?

For God's sake!

Will you calm down? He's fine!

Come on! Turn on the comforting
sound of water and go home.

You've never been in space
and you know nothing.

But you get paid more than we do.

A man comes to a psychologist and says,

"We have a problem in the family.
Our daughter is blind.

She feels like we don't love her.

She thinks we don't give her enough food."

The psychologist says,
"Cook her several portions of dumplings,

put them in front of her,
let her feel your love."

They cooked 10 portions,
put them in front of her.

The girl finger around and says,

"I can imagine
how many you made for yourself."

I'm hungry.

- Me too.
- Visit my wife one day.

She's suffering.

She cooks a lot of food
and then doesn't know who to feed.

Okay.

This is for you! I want you in my life.

Hell, what a beautiful little fox!

- What your mouth!
- He'll go with us. Mom is busy.

What address did you find?

Jewish food restaurant.

She called a taxi there five times.

If she went there that often,
they must've remembered her.

Especially if that scumbag left a tip.

- Scumbag!
- I'll get you out of the car now.

Me?

You can't handle a grown man.

I know.

He deserves more than a beating.

We need to find his weakness
and make him want to kill himself.

This is a sedative.

Do you have a gum?

Thank you so much.

I want to rejoice with you that
the station body is intact.

So we avoided a tragedy.

There'll be no evacuation yet.

But there'll be an emergency EVA.

Very well.

Go to bed now.

Let's get to bed
before something else hits us,

aliens land on the station,
or the cat farts in the closet.

I don't remember
telling you the rest of that story.

What story?

That's how I distracted my son
when he choked and cried.

I told him the cat farted in the closet.

Patent the rights to this.

Cool! That's how I'm going
to distract my kids.

Yes, and every time you'll pay Sergeyevich.

He'll be our Uncle Scrooge.

All the cats in the world
fart under the Kamanin brand.

Are you serious? Look out the window.

Why aren't you coughing?
Draw attention to yourself.

It's been a long time
since anyone felt sorry for you!

You guys are annoying.

I don't actually smoke.
Just wanted to relive my youth.

Do you know what this house is called?

Middle finger to the sky.

It was specially designed that way
back in the USSR.

When American satellites
try to find out our secrets,

they'll see a huge middle finger.

Instead of our secrets.

Who is your husband?

Are you okay?

- I heard they docked successfully.
- Yeah.

Do you miss him?

Usually coming here made me feel better,
but today it's not working.

Would you like a vorschmack?

I don't feel well, I have no appetite.

I shouldn't have come.

I'll come some other time,
in a good mood and with a clear conscience.

- What's wrong?
- Power supply has failed.

Ventilation is still working.

Why are you smiling?

We were told at the meeting,

"While you're on the station,
you're the last people on the planet."

The only ones
who can help each other to survive.

- Restaurant works until midnight.
- We're here for coffee.

And french fries.
How do I find the restroom?

Go straight and to the right.