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A SHARD OF THE UNIVERSE

EPISODE 4

Pamir, radio check, do you copy?

Aloha!

Good check, over.

How are you feeling?

We're fine.

In 12 minutes of ETA we start rendezvous to the station.

Very well.

Did Neil heat up the borscht for our arrival?

Did he make dessert?

- No, but he has a song for you? - A song?

Well, okay. Let's go!

Range is 11.4 km. Closing velocity is 18 m/s.

- Very well. - Distance is 11. Velocity is 0.18. Affirm.

Distance is 11. Velocity is 0.18. Affirm.

Very well.

- Angular-rate sensor. - I see.

We have a deactivation of the main set of angular-rate sensors.

- Distance is... - What the hell.

Let's go talk.

Broadcast interference. It happens.

Help yourself, please!

- The backup is on. - They don't hear us.

Holy crap!

What does it mean?

Nothing. We need to wait.

For technical reasons, there's no data from the ISS and the Russian ship.

There's no radio communication.

- Hello? - Hi.

Are you awake?

There's a delay in docking. A failure, I don't really understand.

Are you worried?

Who are you worried about?

You have two options.

Dad or yourself? If he dies, he won't buy you anything.

Andrey, it's fine.

I had the same thing when I flew for the first time.

It's horrible to be in no gravity.

But it won't affect the most important thing.

They did studies on rats.

Volume of testes remained the same.

And the intact females were much more willing to mate with them.

Males of the flight group.

I like that, too.

I can't imagine how their shank bones were broken, and muscles crushed...

Change the subject.

Rats are like children.

They don't understand why or what for.

I'd hardly agree to break my limbs for the sake of science.

But how about this.

Three years ago,

for the dream,

for this infinity,

the entire crew flew with rectal probes.

Hello? Sorry for the early hour.

Do you know anything about the docking?

It's me, Kamanin, the son of Kamanin.

I couldn't find anything in media, but mom said there were a problem.

I'll call you back.

The rendezvous system has failed.

It'll take us away from the station.

And we'll be vomiting for another 48 hours.

Earth!

Earth!

I hope we don't get hit by a station. Do you remember that case?

I wish we take the food supply instead of you.

Screw you, system!

I don't believe in God.

Your husband too. But they say he's a great engineer.

Yes, he is. He knows how to react. He has had...

situations in business and quite tough ones.

Just say to yourself how much you love him,

how you're waiting for his return.

No Church Slavonic language.

Attention! There was a connection with the ship.

Pamir, do you copy?

We're in trouble, but I think you already know that.

I switched to a manual control system.

We will dock by feel.

You are at a dangerous distance from the station.

Who will adjust the course?

Who's the biggest nerd here?

Ship at 200 meters.

The first onboard engineer go to optical sight.

Gennadievych, let me do this.

- I can manage. - Okay.

You see the state he's in.

Don't vomit on my head, okay?

You have 20 minutes. Pamir, do you copy?

Very well.

Distance is 150. Velocity is 0.18.

Very well.

Roll to the right 3.5.

- In roll, half a degree to the left. - Copy that.

Two degrees to the right and leave it for a little.

Copy that.

- Distance is 80. - It's not.

Visually it's no more than 60.

Exactly 56.

- Drop another meter. - You sure?

Yes.

I'm dropping a meter of lateral velocity.

The target is almost in the center.

Velocity is 0.15.

The roll angles are selected. What is the distance?

3.6.

Copy that.

Be on the roll.

Copy that.

There's a contact.

There's a roll-up.

There's a mechanical connection.

On December 16, 2016, at 8:35 a.m.,

the Soyuz TMA-1 spacecraft successfully docked with the station.

Congratulations on a successful docking, Pamir!

I knew he'll puke on Mihrutka!

Andrey, congrats! You're eagle-eyed.

The most important thing for an onboard engineer is a skinny ass.

I had one here. I thought he was going to take my head off.

- Have they left? - Yep!

It's scary. People are flying on a bomb, really.

You're so right!

Distance is 150.

Velocity is 0.18.

Very well.

Roll to the right 3.5.

In roll, half a degree to the left.

Copy that.

Distance is 80.

It's not. Visually it's no more than 60.

- Drop another meter. - You sure?

I'm dropping a meter of lateral velocity.

Velocity is 0.15.

The roll angles are selected. What is the distance?

- 3.6. - Copy that.

The target is almost in the center.

Be on the roll.

There's a contact.

There's a roll-up.

There's a mechanical connection.

Hello?

Hi! I forgot to call you back. Anyway, everything is all right.

I know. I thought you didn't know.

Come if you want, I'll send you my location.

- Okay. - See you!

Bye.

What? Do not put that face.

- Why? - Come on.

We're already having fun.

Hi, Neil! What's up, dude?

Stacker had a hard time finding your uniform.

Megan! Don't shut up at me. Did you miss me, baby?

- Of course welcome! - Aloha!

Neil, buddy!

Guess who's going to fix your teeth!

Hello!

Hi! I'm sorry, baby, I really forgot to call you back.

Everything is good, manual docking, our fathers did great job!

Don't say you're underage.

If they find out, they'll kick you out of the club.

Give me the sausage, or I'll starve to death.

And from this label that makes me mad.

I should've cut it off.

Hello?

That's my boy.

They're already there.

That's it. Sometimes the MCC lets them leave the spacecraft.

And then they shoot a second take.

Now their faces are red and puffy.

Love you!

Hi, honey!

How are you?

It doesn't hurt right away.

All men are cowards, both Russian and American.

Maybe Andrey doesn't call you

'cause he has a stuffy nose and doesn't want to upset you.

They're all sick there at first. Especially when it's the first flight.

I did everything right at this time, didn't I?

Oh, Lord.

What could you do wrong again?

I don't know. For example, if I threw up in front of everyone.

It's so strange, though.

I don't feel nauseous.

Are you pregnant?

Hi!

Hi.

I left a towel, cotton pads, and tonic for your girlfriend.

She just got sick at the club last night and fell asleep.

I didn't know her address.

Is this Yashin's daughter?

What, I can't bring home the crew commander's daughter?

Are you a moralist, mom?

Did you sleep together?

I don't ask who you slept with.

Don't you dare to leave when I'm talking to you.

Anyone, but not her. Do you hear me?

Anyone, but not her.

- You're in trouble? - No.

I wish my parents were divorced.

Mom will sell the apartment. I'll have a room.

Are they doing badly?

They're doing great!

You're waiting for me.

I love you, bla-bla-bla.

That's the only way it happens in astronaut families.

You know that.

Hello?

Wait for me, please.

Hello. You wanted to talk?

Can I tell you a little about my life?

Why?

At one time I thought Gena and I would break up.

It was the day before the flight. I knew he had a woman.

Anyway, I honestly pretended to be the best wife.

And then Anna Pavlovna told me to set the table for the docking.

I felt completely unwanted at the time.

Everyone was saying goodbye to their wives, and he was looking past me.

She also said, "You're an astronaut's wife and you have to do it.

No half-finished products.

Cook with your own hands so you don't have time to think much."

Six months will put everything in its place.

So?

Cook with your own hands.

And then a year later we had Matvey.

I'm sorry, if I butted in...

You exactly butt in.

You can't be meddling in someone's life.

And I'm not a member of your crime family.

You pretended to be the best wife.

So did I. That's it.

If you want to cook with your own hands, good luck then.

- I don't want it. - How do you live with yourself?

Great, actually.

Maybe 'cause I have other goals in my life besides having a baby after the launch.

Stupid b***.

Hello?

It's actually your job.

Take care of Kamanina.

She has a nervous breakdown.

Larisa Mikhailovna, it's my day off.

I've been working 24 hours.

Sure.

Well, I'm sorry to bother you.

- I understand that... - One second.

Hello? You're here?

- Do you hear me? - I do. What's happened?

She's rude, losing a nerve.

I remember being in the hospital myself in such a state.

- Do men really like women like that? - Like what?

Well, complicated.

There are average women who cook.

Men like women who cook.

You tell me that on purpose.

I know you've been eating my cooking out of politeness.

No, your cooking was great.

Hello! Hello?

Alexey Yurievich, hello?

Toothache?

No. Seriously, I think it'll wait until I get back to Earth.

Are you kidding me?

I pulled out my instructor's tooth.

Girl comes to the dentist.

"Open your mouth, please.

No-no, you don't have to kneel down."

Tima, as a dentist, give it a minute.

We'll get our revenge.

We'll make them lick a metal pole in the winter.

Playboy.

Why did we bring him? I wish we take the food supply instead of you.

Russian vitamins.

Why did you entrust the docking to Andrey?

'Cause he's the first onboard engineer.

Even if the best astronauts flew instead of you,

Andrey would still do his job.

So it's not because I'm stupid and my only virtue is my long arms?

- Who told you that? - Dad.

I remember my mom holding me, so he looked at me and said,

"Look at his wandering hands.

They're perfect for extravehicular activities!"

Hi!

I hope I didn't disturb you?

I wanted to say that I'm very glad you came.

Megan is a great friend,

but the space panties never showed up again.

I thought she tracked them down and destroyed.

- You ratted on your friend. - Right.

- I was kidding. - So we get it.

Are you suspecting me of some kind of rottenness again?

We?

But you consider it cowardice

for me to refuse a dental procedure?

- He's so boring. - Right.

We've already forgotten about your teeth.

But you know what...

Okay then. It was nice talking to you.

Is everything all right? Nothing suspicious?

Rope, soap, maybe a leather strap?

Did Andrey Sergeevich call you?

Are you always going to pry into our lives?

I think he's doing great there.

Did the docking show you anything?

You know, you sound like an astronaut's wife.

Tea, coffee, and goodbye.

Don't you celebrate the docking?

- Why, is it forced? - It's a tradition.

Set the table, invite friends and neighbors.

All this so that the astronauts would do well.

Are you crazy too?

I've just been in the business a long time and I know that some things work.

- Did your plumbing break down? - Was it supposed to?

Things will also start to fall.

And all because the man left.

It doesn't even matter what the family relations was.

Did he tell you about the filter incident?

Yes.

- It's good. - What?

It's good you're his friend.

It's good you keep covering for him.

It's good you're playing this game together.

There was no filter incident.

Mom!

What is he doing here? Is it him?

- It's a psychologist. - Dad is gone, what is he doing here?

Stop!

Walk me to the door, please.

Your game sucks, you know.

So you have someone else.

Kamanin knows about it.

I have to figure out what to do with all this now.

Anyway, don't do anything for now, okay?

Come to video chat tomorrow, if you want.

Who are you seeing?

Does Kamanin know?

What gave you away?

Calls or messages?

I told him myself.

To a man who loves you?

And just before the launch.

I see.

It was really the psychologist.

Okay.

Add the proteins.

Salt a little bit.

- Or add more cottage cheese. - Hi everyone.

- Hello. - How's Kamanin?

He's fine, like any other crew member.

- Watch your mouth, guys. - What?

I need access to confidential medical channels

and Kamanin's conversations with the family.

Really? Why not to a church confession?

Unfortunately, he did not confess before he left.

- Go home and get some rest. - I'm not tired.

You need rest.

Smell.

Can I have a word?

Good morning!

It's time to get a grip.

I don't like what's happening.

- Kamanin... - Leave him alone.

Just stop it.

I need access to the restricted channel.

I'm thinking of suspending you since you can't be objective.

I'm as objective as God.

You want to talk about it?

What about your annual pre-launch race?

Every few years you choose a victim

among those people who succeeded more than you.

On today's video chat, you'll be sitting with me.

What about a stop valve?

Again, I'm thinking of suspending you.

But I have to be able to stop the chat.

You have a choice.

Either go home now, or instruct the women and don't get further involved in this.

A customer called. He said you're not picking up the phone.

He asked if you still have an interest in the project.

Of course I have.

I still want a lot of money and reach pages of a popular magazine.

Are you okay?

- Yes. - I heard about your husband on the news.

The crew consisting of Kamanin, Kutovykh and someone else.

Is your husband all right?

- He's fine. - Thanks God.

Hooray!

Hello!

Hi!

I wanted to talk to you yesterday, but it wasn't convenient.

- I'm all ears. - I wanted to ask you a question.

Since you're the crew doctor

and you were friends with Timur every since you were children,

of course you know how the town people talk about my son's second marriage.

She's crazy.

He married to spite his mother,

who facilitated the divorce from his first wife.

Well, she's not crazy.

Adolescent insanity is always a one-time event.

She was lying on the floor of the school bathroom

- in wet underwear, covered in vomit... - Anna Pavlovna.

'cause of the wedding of a man who by then had no idea she existed.

Timur has always been a star.

Girls at 14 do stupid things.

She's pregnant.

So this is my question.

What are the chances that this baby will be healthy?

I am not God or even her doctor.

Sick children are born even to healthy people.

We're going to walk down the same street.

You will walk with your twins, and Timur with this baby.

Everyone understands

this wife is not his first or last.

Okay.

If it were about my family,

I'd suggest an abortion.

- Hello, Anna Pavlovna! - Hi, Larisa!

- Hello! - Don't talk about any trouble.

If you want to scream or cry, do it now in the bathroom.

Tell only good news: home, family.

Don't bring up Kamanina's absence.

Talk only about your family.

Okay?

Have a good time!

Don't tell him.

Don't say anything yet.

Pamir, we see you!

How are you?

We're great here.

We feel warmth, comfort, hospitality of the C56 crew.

We'd like to express our special thanks to the guys working at the station.

Megan and Neil.

The station is in excellent condition.

We like everything.

We keep working here.

- Can he see us? - Nothing is as beautiful as you two.

The weather is fine.

We can sunbathe right by the window.

Gena, do you sleep well?

So good that no one can wake me up.

How do you eat there?

Great. I can barely manage to work during the breaks.

We support Nadya, Larisa visits her.

We have to stop this.

It's okay.

Give her a rest.

I flew into space so that she could live her life.

Get her nails or hair done. After all, she has a job.

Okay. But know that we and Alexey Yurievich don't forget her.

We have to stop this!

Leave her alone.

- That's it. - Sorry, guys.

What's happened, Andrey?

He got her with questions, and she's having a hard time.

Well.

We're almost divorced.

Sergeyevich, is that you?

I thought it's space panties.

I was flying to the latrine, when I hear rustling.

Why are you awake?

Are you okay?

I should have told at the start.

And Shutov is right.

I just thought...

I mean I can do my job.

- I know. - It's just this whole thing with wife...

It happened fast.

I didn't know how to respond.

I'm just now realizing. I feel like I'm on marijuana's third wave.

Did you smoke weed as a child?

No.

Sergeyevich, look.

I completely understand.

I miss her.

I miss her.

I miss her!

Easy, easy.

Hello.

- This man looks like a snake. - He doesn't.

He does. He's worse than a snake.

I remember how he failed me at the first selection.

He was once failed too.

At the crew training a month before the launch.

- He shouldn't have driving drunk. - He wasn't drunk.

He was.

Everyone still says he started drinking later,

from deep longing for space.

He started winking later, after the accident.

Do you know what you look like?

A pumpkin.

Really?

Thanks.

- Hi. - Hi.

Thank you for coming. I wanted someone to talk to.

Here you are.

But it's already cold.

Thanks.

Nuh, it's fine.

You know,

Today Mom was sitting on the floor

rocking like a bobblehead.

You told me that your parents weren't doing well either.

I really thought it'd be better if they were divorced.

I don't think so.

'Cause we had a cool family.

You have no idea. Dad, mom.

They were a beautiful couple, they loved each other.

And then?

You won't tell anyone?

Of course I will. See how many people are standing there? They're all ears.

Then she found another man.

Then she found another man. She told dad about it.

And dad said, "Son, leave alone your mom.

- Let her be happy." - That's insane.

So, is she happy?

I told you, she was sitting on the floor and rocking back and forth.

And when he flew away, he had dead eyes.

- Who is her new man? - I don't know.

Dad doesn't know either.

First we have to find him and beat him.

- How? - Leave that to me.

Women always leave traces, you just have to be able to decode them.

Hello!

Can we talk?

About your pregnancy.

As I understand it, you didn't plan having a baby?

Well, you're right.

But now, when Timur is in orbit

and can't really talk to you...

Talk about what?

You know how I first heard about you?

And how Timur first heard about you?

Our neighbor came, "A schoolgirl tried to kill herself over Timur."

He flew out of the bedroom.

"Mom, I don't even know her. It's not my fault. She's 14."

And then he saw you on the street and cried.

He said, "Mom,

she stopped on the street and adjusted her underwear."

I was on heavy medication at the time.

He felt sorry for you, Olya.

He felt guilty.

He cried the same way when he took our Jack to be put away.

Now, when he's in orbit, he's going to suffer, thinking about...

- your daughter stopping on the street... - You want me to have an abortion?

What does it have to do with me?

Do what you want.