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GUYS, CAN WE DO
SOMETHING BESIDES CRUISE?
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IT'S THE THIRD TIME TONIGHT
WE'VE DRIVEN BY THAT HOUSE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT WE COULD DO?
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WE COULD GO SKINNY-DIPPING...
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NAKED! THAT'S THE WAY
GOD INTENDED.
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NO WAY!
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WHY NOT? IT'D BE FUN.
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SURE, IT'S FUN FOR YOU GUYS,
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'CAUSE YOU GET TO LOOK AT US,
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AND THAT'S A TREAT.
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BUT WE JUST GET TO LOOK AT YOU,
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AND THAT'S NASTY.
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SO, DON'T YOU WANNA DO IT?
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I DON'T CARE.
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WELL, I'LL DO IT.
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OK, I'M IN.
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NAKED IS DIRTY.
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♪ DIRTY, DIRTY, DIRTY ♪
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All: ♪ DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY ♪
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♪ DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY,
DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY ♪
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OH, THIS WAS SUCH
A GREAT IDEA, MICHAEL.
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THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN.
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OH, WAIT.
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EXCEPT FOR THE PART WHERE OUR
CLOTHES GOT STOLEN, YOU IDIOT.
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BY THE WAY, FEZ,
NICE TATTOO, MAN.
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THANK YOU. IT IS THE BLESSED
VIRGIN OF YORBA LINDA.
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DID YOU WANT TO SEE HER DANCE?
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NO. NO. NO.
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LOOK, GUYS, WE NEED A PLAN.
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I'M ABOUT TO
DRIVE UP TO THE HOUSE
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WITH A CAR FULL OF NAKED PEOPLE.
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THEY HATE YOU GUYS
WHEN YOU'RE DRESSED.
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WE CAN GO TO MY HOUSE.
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YEAH, YOUR MOM IS USED
TO HAVING NAKED GUYS AROUND.
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SHE'S NOT EVEN HOME, YOU MORON.
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OW, OW, OW.
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PUT ON THE TOP 40.
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WHOA, SIT DOWN, FEZ!
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I SEE LONDON. I SEE BESTICLE.
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WELL, WHAT DO YOU
WANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT?
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I DON'T KNOW. TUCK IT IN!
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♪ HANGIN' OUT ♪
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♪ DOWN THE STREET ♪
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♪ THE SAME OLD THING ♪
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♪ WE DID LAST WEEK ♪
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♪ NOT A THING TO DO ♪
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♪ BUT TALK TO YOU ♪
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♪ WHOA, YEAH! ♪♪
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
CARSEY-WERNER DISTRIBUTION, LLC.
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HELLO, WISCONSIN!
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PORK CHOPS.
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I THOUGHT WE AGREED
TO STICK TO A BUDGET.
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PORK CHOPS AREN'T CHEAP.
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WELL, YOU KNOW,
ON THE WAY TO THE MARKET,
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I TRIED TO RUN OVER A CAT.
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BUT THEY ARE JUST
SO DARN SPEEDY.
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KITTY...
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THE PLANT'S
GONNA BE CLOSING SOON.
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I MEAN, WE HAVE
TO WATCH OUR MONEY.
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WELL, MAYBE I COULD
PUT YOU ON THE SUGAR DIET.
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THAT'D SAVE MONEY.
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SUGAR DIET?
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SWEET, HUH?
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SEE, THAT'S PERFECT.
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GIVE ME ANOTHER SPOONFUL.
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TASTY AND CHEAP.
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NOW, WHEN I SAY CHEAP,
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, NOT...
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SHUT UP.
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SO THIS IS YOUR HOME?
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YEP.
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OH, THIS EXPLAINS
A LOT OF YOUR BEHAVIOR.
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COME ON, MAN.
THIS PLACE IS GREAT.
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IT'S BETTER THAN
FORMAN'S BASEMENT.
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THAT'S A COLOR TV,
AND I JUST GOT NEW VICE GRIPS.
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NOW WE CAN WATCH
ANY CHANNEL WE WANT.
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HYDE, YOUR MOM REALLY JUST
RAN OFF WITH SOME TRUCKER?
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NO, FORMAN, I MADE IT UP
BECAUSE IT SOUNDS SO CLASSY.
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WHY WOULD SHE JUST RUN OFF
WITH SOME TRUCKER?
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IT'S SPRINGTIME.
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LOVE IS IN THE AIR, MAN.
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RIGHT.
SHE JUST LEFT YOU HERE ALONE?
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LOOK, I REALIZE THIS
IS HARD FOR YOU
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TO GET YOUR HEAD AROUND, OPIE,
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BUT YOU'RE FAILING TO SEE
THE UPSIDE HERE.
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WE'VE GOT FOOD, WE'VE GOT BEER,
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WE HAVE ZERO ADULT SUPERVISION.
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WELCOME TO CAMP NAUGHTY BAD FUN.
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JACKIE, YOU COULDN'T
FIND ANYTHING?
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OK, WELL, NO OFFENSE, HYDE,
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BUT ALL YOUR MOTHER'S
CLOTHES ARE WHOREY.
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WHAT?
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OOH, BUT THEY LOOK GREAT
ON YOU, DONNA.
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THANKS, JACKIE.
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MICHAEL, CAN YOU
PLEASE TAKE ME HOME?
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LOOK, I THINK I CAUGHT
SOMETHING AT THE RESERVOIR.
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LIKE AN EEL?
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NOT THAT, YOU IDIOT.
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I THINK I'M SICK.
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OH, I CAUGHT AN EEL.
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BUT, MIDGE, WHY DO
YOU HAVE TO HAVE
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YOUR WOMAN WARRIOR
MEETINGS HERE EVERY WEEK?
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BECAUSE NONE OF THE OTHER
FEMINISTS' HUSBANDS
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WILL LET THEM.
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BOY, THOSE BASTARDS.
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I KNOW.
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BOB, THESE MEETINGS
HAVE REALLY OPENED MY EYES.
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FOR EXAMPLE,
THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
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IS SO OPPRESSIVE TO WOMEN.
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I MEAN, WHY IS IT MAILMAN
AND NOT MAILWOMEN?
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WHY DO THEY EVEN
CALL THE MAIL MAIL?
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WHY NOT CALL IT FEMAIL?
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YES. YOU SEE, BOB,
NOW YOU'RE THINKING.
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NO, I'M NOT.
I'M JUST BEING FUNNY
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BECAUSE IT'S STUPID.
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OK. THEN THAT'S WHY
YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM.
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MY WIFE IS A MANIAC.
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OH, I'M SORRY... A WO-MANIAC.
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OH, OH, I'M SORRY.
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I DIDN'T KNOW
ANYONE ELSE WAS IN HERE.
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YOU MUST BE MIDGE'S HUSBAND.
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I GUESS.
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SHE'S A REAL GUNG-HO
WOMAN WARRIOR.
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YOU MUST BE VERY PROUD.
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I GUESS.
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WELL, CALL ME OLD-FASHIONED,
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BUT WHEN I SEE YOU
SITTING THERE EATING A SANDWICH,
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IT MAKES ME DARN-TOOTIN' MAD.
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I MEAN, I THINK A MARRIED MAN
WHO PROVIDES FOR HIS FAMILY
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DESERVES TO COME HOME
TO A HOT MEAL, DON'T YOU?
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YOU'RE NEAT.
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ERIC, I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
TO WASH UP FOR DINNER.
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I KNOW, IT'S DIFFICULT TO HEAR
WITH YOUR HEAD UP YOUR ASS.
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GET A MOVE ON.
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OH, RED...
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YOU NEED TO RELAX.
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ANGER IS BAD FOR THE SOUL.
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IT'S FEZ, RIGHT?
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YES.
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GET OUT.
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OK.
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COME ON. WASH UP.
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HEY, DAD, UH, CAN I TALK
TO YOU FOR A SECOND?
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UM, DO YOU THINK THAT HYDE
COULD STAY FOR DINNER?
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ERIC, AGAIN?
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I CAN'T AFFORD
TO FEED YOUR FRIENDS.
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I CAN'T EVEN AFFORD TO FEED YOU,
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BUT THE LAW REQUIRES ME TO.
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LOOK, HIS MOM'S OUT OF TOWN.
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ALL RIGHT.
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BUT YOU HAVE
TO FILL UP ON BREAD.
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AND THE TWO OF YOU
ARE SPLITTING A PORK CHOP.
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THANKS, MAN.
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AH, NO PROBLEM.
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SO, YOU DO KNOW
YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY
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OF THAT PORK CHOP, RIGHT?
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IS THAT SO?
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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MICHAEL, GO AWAY. I'M SICK.
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I DON'T HAVE ANY MAKEUP ON.
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MY HAIR'S A MESS.
AND I LOOK HIDEOUS.
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JACKIE, COME ON,
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE.
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I JUST WANNA SEE YOU.
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WHY?
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BECAUSE YOU'RE MY GIRLFRIEND.
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AND I GOT YOU A PRESENT.
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AWW.
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[DRAMATIC OPERATIC
CHORUS PLAYING]
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MICHAEL, THAT IS SO SWEET.
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IT'S THE SWEETEST THING EVER.
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LET ME HOLD IT.
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THANK YOU...
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LOVER.
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MOM, MOM, MOM?
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YEAH, I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE
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THAT YOU'RE NOT HOME YET.
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OH, IS THAT RIGHT?
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OK, GREAT. YEAH.
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NO, NO, NO, YOU KNOW.
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WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY.
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HEY, FORMAN.
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HI.
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COME ON IN.
MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.
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I'M OUT OF BEER,
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BUT IF YOU WANT,
YOU CAN BREAK SOMETHING.
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ACTUALLY, I HAD MY EYE
ON THE PHONE, SO...
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HEY, WHAT'S THAT?
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IT'S CRACKERS WITH
KETCHUP ON TOP FOR, UH...
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YOU KNOW, FOR ZEST.
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OK. WELL, I'M JUST GONNA GUESS
THAT EDNA'S NOT COMING BACK.
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NO, MAN. SHE'S JUST BEEN
DELAYED A LITTLE BIT.
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OH, OK.
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OH, OK. DIDN'T THERE
USED TO BE A TV THERE?
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YEAH. I PAWNED IT.
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YOU PAWNED YOUR MOM'S TV?
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HYDE, SHE'S NOT COMING BACK.
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OK, SHE'S NOT
COMING BACK. ALL RIGHT?
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SO, WHAT ARE...
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
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SELL THE HOUSE.
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YOU RENT.
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GUESS I'M IN MORE TROUBLE
THAN I THOUGHT.
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NO, HYDE...
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NO, HYDE, I'M SERIOUS HERE!
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YOU NEED HELP, MY FRIEND.
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NO, FORMAN. YOU WOULD NEED HELP.
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I'LL BE FINE.
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COOL, I BROUGHT YOU
THIS SANDWICH.
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FINE. I'LL TAKE YOUR SANDWICH.
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AFTER THIS, NO MORE HELP.
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HYDE'S MOM IS GONE,
AND HE IS GOING DOWNHILL.
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I MEAN, HE'S SITTING
OVER THERE IN THE DARK
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EATING KETCHUP OFF CRACKERS.
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I ATE GUM OFF
A PARKING METER ONCE.
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BUT IT WAS ON A DARE.
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I MADE A DOLLAR.
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MAN, THERE'S SOME
SUCKERS OUT THERE.
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CRACKERS AND KETCHUP
ARE "K" WORDS,
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WHICH MAKE THEM NATURALLY FUNNY.
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OH, MY GOD, I CAN FEEL, LIKE,
ALL THE MOLECULES IN MY BODY.
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I'M GONNA COUNT THEM.
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1, 2, 3...
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YOU GUYS DISGUST ME.
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DOESN'T ANYONE CARE ABOUT HYDE?
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OH, MY GOD,
RUN, SCOOBY. NOW. RUN.
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YOU KNOW WHAT'S FREAKING ME OUT?
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I SAW JACKIE SICK,
WITHOUT MAKEUP.
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AND IT WAS LIKE THE
FREAKIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN
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IN MY ENTIRE, ENTIRE LIFE,
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INCLUDING THE CLASS TRIP
TO THE SAUSAGE FACTORY.
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OH, IF I NEVER SEE THE INSIDE
OF ANOTHER COW,
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IT WILL BE TOO SOON.
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JERKY?
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18, 19...
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I HAVE THE BIGGEST HANDS
IN THE WORLD.
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DAMN IT. 1...
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SO HIS MOM'S GONE, AND I KNOW
HE DOESN'T WANT ANY HELP.
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BUT THE DONNER PARTY
DIDN'T GET ANY HELP,
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AND THEN, I MEAN,
THEY ATE EACH OTHER.
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HEY, DON'T BOGART THAT JERKY.
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YEAH, NO PARENTS
WOULD BE COOL...
240
00:13:03,073 --> 00:13:06,576
LIKE THE LORD OF THE FLIES.
241
00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:09,621
KELSO, DID YOU EVER FINISH
LORD OF THE FLIES?
242
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:13,124
NO.
243
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:15,710
SO?
244
00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:18,129
NOTHING.
245
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:19,506
LOOK, WHAT ARE WE
GONNA DO ABOUT HYDE?
246
00:13:19,673 --> 00:13:23,092
I THINK WE SHOULD TELL SOMEONE.
247
00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:25,720
WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT JACKIE?
248
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:28,932
I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT HER.
249
00:13:29,099 --> 00:13:30,600
SHE'S UNPLEASANT
WHEN SHE'S HEALTHY,
250
00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:34,938
SO I CAN ONLY IMAGINE
HOW SHE LOOKS LIKE.
251
00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:38,566
HEY, KELSO, JACKIE'S...
252
00:13:38,734 --> 00:13:40,568
JACKIE'S MY FRIEND,
253
00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:42,904
AND YOU'RE SHALLOW...
254
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:45,073
AND PATHETIC.
255
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,158
AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?
256
00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:49,160
MY HANDS ARE HUGE.
257
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,371
THEY'RE LIKE BOXING GLOVES.
258
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:55,375
I AM THE GREATEST.
259
00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:57,502
OK, CHAMP, WHATEVER YOU SA...
260
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,644
OH, HELLO BOB.
261
00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:17,730
OH, HI BOB!
262
00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:20,191
SHARON.
263
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:23,653
BALONEY?
264
00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:25,196
BOB, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
265
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:27,574
NOTHING. WE WERE JUST TALKING.
266
00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:31,494
THESE JORDAN ALMONDS
ARE FOR THE FEMINISTS.
267
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:34,455
OH, YEAH. SORRY.
268
00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:35,290
COME ON, SHARON.
269
00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:36,958
I SAVED YOU A SEAT
ON THE OTTOMAN.
270
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:40,044
OOPS, I MEAN OTTO-WOMAN.
271
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:49,262
I'M SICK OF BALONEY.
272
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:52,390
I WANT A NEW SANDWICH.
273
00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:56,686
ERIC, I'M SURE SHE'S
NOT ABANDONING STEVEN.
274
00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:58,605
SHE'S HIS MOTHER.
275
00:14:58,772 --> 00:14:59,898
MOM, HER EXACT WORDS WERE,
276
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:00,773
"I KNOW I'M YOUR MOTHER,
277
00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:08,941
BUT I'M ABANDONING YOU, STEVEN."
278
00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:11,784
WELL, THAT DOESN'T
SOUND VERY GOOD.
279
00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:15,997
NO, SIRREE. RED.
280
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:19,167
LOOK, ERIC, YOU KNOW
I'D LOVE TO HELP STEVEN.
281
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:23,379
I'M A GIVER...
282
00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:26,966
BUT YOU CAN'T SQUEEZE BLOOD
FROM A STONE, SON.
283
00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:27,759
WELL, YOU KNOW, WE COULD...
284
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,969
WE COULD JUST POP OVER THERE
TO CHECK UP ON HIM.
285
00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:31,817
NO, I'M NOT GOING OVER THERE.
THAT'S FINAL.
286
00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:35,016
I AM NOT SANTA CLAUS.
287
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:38,311
WELL, THANK GOD
YOU'RE NOT SANTA CLAUS, RED.
288
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:41,230
YOU SCARE THE HELL
OUT OF CHILDREN.
289
00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:46,486
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
290
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:49,489
GO AWAY, MICHAEL.
291
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:52,575
JACKIE, PLEASE.
292
00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:56,037
I REALLY NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
293
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,997
I WANT TO APOLOGIZE
294
00:15:58,165 --> 00:16:05,046
FOR SCREAMING WHEN I LOOKED
AT YOU THE OTHER DAY.
295
00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:06,798
IT'S JUST...
296
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:10,635
YOU LOOKED REALLY GROSS.
297
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,095
BUT I'VE BEEN DOING
A LOT OF THINKING.
298
00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:15,556
AND... AND I REALIZED SOMETHING.
299
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:18,476
I REALIZED THAT JUST BECAUSE
YOU LOOK BAD NOW,
300
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:22,814
THAT DOESN'T MEAN
YOU'RE GONNA LOOK BAD FOREVER.
301
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,108
I MEAN, I JUST SAW
YOUR MOM DOWNSTAIRS,
302
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:28,945
AND EVEN THOUGH SHE'S
PRETTY OLD, SHE'S REALLY HOT.
303
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:32,115
AND THAT GIVES ME
HOPE FOR THE FUTURE.
304
00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:34,701
OH, MICHAEL.
305
00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:38,329
LET ME FINISH.
306
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:41,958
I GUESS WHAT
I'M TRYING TO SAY IS...
307
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:44,877
THAT I REALIZE
THAT THIS WHOLE MESS,
308
00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:48,214
THAT'S JUST A TEMPORARY THING.
309
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:53,845
BUT PHYSICAL BEAUTY,
THAT LASTS FOREVER.
310
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:58,933
OHH, THAT IS SO TRUE.
311
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:01,227
WHOO. LATER, BABY.
312
00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:02,645
LATER.
313
00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:04,522
RIGHT. HEH. RIGHT.
314
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:08,109
AND I TELL 'EM I COULD SELL 'EM
THE CHEAPER ONE,
315
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:11,237
BUT IT'LL WIND UP COSTING 'EM
MORE IN THE LONG RUN.
316
00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:14,407
HEH HEH. WHICH IS
A MATHEMATICAL IMPOSSIBILITY,
317
00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:18,327
BUT, UH, THEY BUY IT ANYWAY.
318
00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:21,581
I JUST LOVE A MAN
WHO'S PASSIONATE ABOUT HIS WORK.
319
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:23,374
OH, COME HERE.
320
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:27,378
YOU'VE GOT A LITTLE
SOMETHING RIGHT THERE.
321
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:29,464
OH, DONNA. THIS IS SHARON.
322
00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:31,191
SHE'S PART OF YOUR
MOM'S FEMINIST GROUP.
323
00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:33,593
SHE HATES MEN, TOO.
324
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:36,846
WELL, I SHOULD BE
GETTING BACK TO THE MEETING.
325
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:47,899
WHY YOU ALL DRESSED UP?
326
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:52,570
I'M NOT DRESSED UP.
THIS IS CALIFORNIA CASUAL.
327
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:53,938
THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON HERE.
328
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:58,743
EVERYTHING IS FINE
BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND ME.
329
00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:02,163
OK.
330
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,582
LOOK, DONNA, CAN'T A MAN
HAVE A CONVERSATION
331
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:10,254
WITH AN ATTENTIVE WOMAN WITHOUT
GETTING THE THIRD DEGREE?
332
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,298
SURE, DAD.
333
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:14,217
ALL RIGHT.
334
00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:17,011
APOLOGY ACCEPTED.
335
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,346
NOW BE A GOOD GIRL
AND SNEAK IN THERE
336
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:22,308
AND GET DADDY SOME
OF THOSE JORDAN ALMONDS.
337
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:26,479
WELL, NO, DAD.
THOSE ARE FOR THE FEMINISTS.
338
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:28,773
OH, GOD, THEY GOT TO HER, TOO.
339
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:34,487
YOU, UM...
340
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:37,865
YOU NEED A COFFEE TABLE.
341
00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:40,618
YEAH, THAT'D REALLY
PULL THE ROOM TOGETHER.
342
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:47,250
STEVEN, I WAS... I WAS GONNA
CLEAN YOUR KITCHEN FOR YOU,
343
00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:49,877
BUT, UM, FRANKLY...
344
00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:52,672
I'M AFRAID.
345
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,549
WELL, LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOT
EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL.
346
00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:55,508
KITTY, I'LL BE IN THAT CAR.
347
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,301
RED...
348
00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:59,909
STEVEN, WHY DON'T YOU GO TO YOUR
ROOM AND GATHER SOME CLOTHES,
349
00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:03,099
AND I'LL DO A LOAD OF WASH
FOR YOU AT OUR HOUSE.
350
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:05,184
COOL.
351
00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:11,607
[HEAVY OBJECT SCRAPING]
352
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:15,903
WELL, WE CAN'T LET HIM
LIVE LIKE THIS.
353
00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:18,489
KITTY, HE'LL BE FINE.
354
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,825
I MEAN, COMPARED TO KOREA,
355
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:26,914
THIS PLACE IS SHANGRl-LA WRAPPED
IN HAPPY FUN CANDY.
356
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:31,544
YOU KNOW I'D LIKE TO HELP HIM.
357
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:35,423
WE DON'T HAVE THE MONEY.
358
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:42,513
WELL, I SUPPOSE WE COULD
CALL SOCIAL SERVICES.
359
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:44,515
YEAH. SEE, NOW, THAT'S SENSIBLE.
360
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:45,391
YEAH, THEY'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO.
361
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:46,350
YES.
362
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:51,063
AFTER ALL, THEY TAKE
THOUSANDS OF CASES EVERY YEAR.
363
00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:55,109
SO MANY, IN FACT, THAT THEY HAVE
TO HOUSE THEM IN GYMNASIUMS...
364
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:56,277
KITTY.
365
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:59,447
[SOBBING] WITH NO HEAT.
366
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:01,490
[BLEEP]DAMN IT,
367
00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:06,329
I AM TIRED OF BEING
[BLEEP] SANTA CLAUS.
368
00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:08,581
STEVEN, YOU GET
YOUR [BLEEP] TOGETHER
369
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:11,584
AND YOU GET YOUR ASS
IN THE [BLEEP]DAMN CAR.
370
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:14,962
WE'RE GOING [BLEEP].
371
00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:17,423
NOW, [BLEEP]DAMN IT!
372
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:19,675
MOVE IT!
373
00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:22,637
OK.
374
00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:38,236
YOU ARE JUST
THE SWEETEST MAN ALIVE.
375
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:42,281
[DOOR OPENS/CLOSES]
376
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,368
[BLEEP]
377
00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:59,507
YOU KNOW, RED REALLY
YELLED AT ME, FORMAN.
378
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:05,388
YEAH. UM, GET USED TO THAT.
379
00:21:05,555 --> 00:21:07,098
THIS BLOWS, MAN.
380
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,307
WHEN I WAS LIVING AT HOME,
381
00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:10,184
I DIDN'T HAVE TO
ANSWER TO ANYBODY.
382
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:13,854
I MADE MY OWN RULES.
383
00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:16,983
YOU SCREWED ME, FORMAN.
384
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:20,361
I TOLD YOU THIS IS
NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
385
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:23,906
STEVEN, ERIC,
386
00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:31,872
HERE'S YOUR COCOA.
387
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,833
THANKS, MOM.
388
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:41,465
YOU'RE LUCKY
I DON'T KICK YOUR ASS.
389
00:21:44,928 --> 00:21:47,888
ARE YOU GONNA EAT YOUR COOKIES?
390
00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:54,437
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
CARSEY-WERNER DISTRIBUTION, LLC.
391
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:04,739
THAT'S IT. I GOTTA GET A TATTOO.
392
00:22:04,906 --> 00:22:07,700
PLEASE DON'T.
393
00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:10,703
THAT'S INCREDIBLE.
394
00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:15,666
EWW. BUT DISGUSTING.
395
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:20,004
THAT... THAT'S
INCREDIBLE AND DISGUSTING.
396
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:21,297
DO YOU WANNA SEE HER
PICK UP A DIME?
397
00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:23,132
All: NO!
398
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:23,924
HOW ABOUT A QUARTER?
399
00:22:24,092 --> 00:22:26,177
All: NO!
400
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,945
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