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MY FIRST PROM TUX, HUH?
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COME ON, GUYS.
DIG THE CRUSHED VELVET.
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ERIC, YOU LOOK LIKE A PIMP.
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YOU KNOW, FORMAN,
PROM NIGHT COULD BE
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A VERY SPECIAL NIGHT
FOR YOU AND DONNA.
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THIS COULD BE THE BIGGEST
NIGHT OF OUR LIVES.
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I MEAN, DONNA AND I COULD GO...
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TO THE PROM.
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NO, FEZ, ALL THE WAY.
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ALL THE WAY...
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TO THE PROM.
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KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO?
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YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY
RENT A MOTEL ROOM.
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OH, YEAH, THAT'S SPONTANEOUS.
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WHAT?
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LOOK, IF THIS NIGHT
IS AS BIG AS I THINK,
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I WANT IT TO BE
VERY, VERY SPECIAL,
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BECAUSE THIS IS GONNA BE
THE FIRST TIME
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FOR BOTH OF US.
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OH, YOU SILLY VIRGINS.
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ANYWAY, THIS IS
HOW I PICTURED IT.
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WELL, HERE WE ARE...
WALKING ON THE BEACH...
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AND NOW WE'RE GONNA DO IT.
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YES, YES.
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ISN'T IT SPONTANEOUS?
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EXACTLY. THAT'S WHAT GOT ME.
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AH, THAT WAS NICE.
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BUT IF I PLAN IT OUT,
IT WON'T BE NICE, IT'LL BE...
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GOOD EVENING.
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DID YOU BRING THE FORMS?
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YES, I DID.
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HERE'S THE GUARANTEE
OF FOREPLAY,
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SIGNED, INITIALED, NOTARIZED.
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VERY WELL.
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AS YOU KNOW, I'M ON THE PILL,
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SO HERE IS YOUR COPY OF
THE PROPHYLACTIC WAIVER.
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WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE
A DEAL HERE.
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I'M LOOKING FORWARD
TO CONSUMMATION.
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EXCELLENT. THANK YOU.
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FORMAN, IF YOU
DON'T GET A MOTEL,
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IT'S GONNA BE MORE LIKE THIS.
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YOU'RE HOME ALREADY?
IT'S NOT EVEN 10:00.
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YOU DIDN'T HAVE A PLAN, DID YOU?
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KITTY, HE'S HOME ALREADY.
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ALREADY?
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OH, ERIC, YOU'RE JUST
SUCH A LOSER.
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HE IS, ISN'T HE?
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[LAUGHING]
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♪ HANGIN' OUT ♪
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♪ DOWN THE STREET ♪
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♪ THE SAME OLD THING ♪
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♪ WE DID LAST WEEK ♪
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♪ NOT A THING TO DO ♪
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♪ BUT TALK TO YOU ♪
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♪ OH, YEAH ♪
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
CARSEY-WERNER AND FOX BROADCASTING
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HELLO, WISCONSIN!
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ARE YOU READY TO ROCK AND ROLL?
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KITTY, I AM SO MAD AT BOB.
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I'M TRYING TO IMPROVE MYSELF,
AND HE WON'T LET ME.
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PLUS, HE SAYS MY IDEAS
ARE STUPID.
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OH WELL, NOW, THAT'S THE POT
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CALLING THE KETTLE
BLACK, ISN'T IT?
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I'LL SAY, WHAT? WHAT?
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GOOD COFFEE.
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YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY, MIDGE,
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BUT I REALLY
HAVE TO GET TO WORK.
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GOSH DARN IT, I WANT A JOB!
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YOU KNOW, MIDGE,
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HAVING A JOB IS NOT ALL
IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE.
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WORKING AT THE HOSPITAL
IS VERY HARD WORK.
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BUT I DON'T WANT
ONE OF THOSE JOBS.
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I WANT A FUN JOB.
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OKAY, WELL, EVEN WITH A FUN JOB,
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YOU STILL HAVE TO DEAL
WITH YOUR BOSS.
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YEAH, RIGHT.
I'LL GET A JOB AS A BOSS.
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WELL, NOW, THAT IS
A SHARP PLAN, MIDGE.
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YOU JUST LET ME KNOW
HOW THAT GOES.
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OKAY, GUYS, GUESS WHO'S TAKING
PAM MACY TO THE PROM?
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ANYONE WITH A QUARTER?
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ME!
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DAMN, AND I HAD A QUARTER!
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HEY, KELSO, YOU'RE
NOT TAKING JACKIE?
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NO WAY, MAN. JACKIE DUMPED ME.
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HEY, I CAN TAKE JACKIE.
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DO IT, FEZ, AND
I'LL KICK YOUR ASS.
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WELL, WELL, WELL.
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LOOK WHO SUDDENLY CARES.
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OW. WHY DID YOU HIT ME?
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THAT WAS SARCASM.
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YOU GUYS ARE MAKING ME SICK
WITH ALL YOUR PROM TALK.
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PROMS ARE STUPID.
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HYDE, WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW?
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YOU'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN TO ONE.
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WELL, I HAVEN'T BEEN
TO THE DENTIST EITHER,
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BUT I DON'T NEED TO GO
TO KNOW IT'S LAME.
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OH, I KNOW WHO I CAN
ASK TO THE PROM.
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OH BOY! WHO, FEZ?
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THE LUCKY LADY IS...
MY ENGLISH TEACHER.
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FEZ, YOU CAN'T TAKE
A TEACHER TO THE PROM.
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WHY NOT?
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SHE'S ALWAYS WRITING SEXY
COMMENTS ON MY HOMEWORK.
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"NICE JOB." "GOOD EFFORT."
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"SEE ME." "I LOVE YOU."
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OKAY, I MADE THE LAST ONE UP.
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BUT THE OTHER ONES WERE REAL.
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THESE ARE THE SHOES
I'M WEARING TO THE PROM.
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AREN'T THEY COOL?
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OH MY GOD, I WAS
GONNA GET NEW SHOES...
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EXCEPT MICHAEL DIDN'T ASK ME.
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YOU LIKE MY PROM DRESS, RIGHT?
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OH MY GOD.
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I WAS GONNA GET
A NEW PROM DRESS...
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EXCEPT MICHAEL DIDN'T ASK ME.
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I'M SO NERVOUS ABOUT THE PROM.
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I THINK IT'S GONNA BE
THE NIGHT THAT ERIC AND I...
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YOU KNOW.
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OH MY GOSH, THAT'S
WHEN MICHAEL AND I
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WERE GONNA DO IT
FOR THE FIRST TIME.
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JACKIE, YOU AND KELSO
DID IT, LIKE, 2 MONTHS AGO
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AND LIKE, 30 TIMES AFTER THAT.
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YEAH, BUT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN
OUR FIRST TIME AT A PROM.
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EXCEPT MICHAEL DIDN'T ASK ME.
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JACKIE, YOU BROKE UP WITH HIM.
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I KNOW. ISN'T IT SAD?
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LOOK, JUST ASK KELSO
TO GO WITH YOU.
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GOD, NO. THIS IS THE PROM.
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THIS IS NO TIME FOR YOUR
STUPID FEMINIST CRAP.
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HELLO, MICHAEL.
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HELLO, JACKIE.
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I'M JUST OVER HERE
HELPING DONNA GET READY
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FOR THE PROM, BECAUSE
ERIC AND DONNA
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ARE GOING TO THE PROM.
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YES, WE ARE.
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I'M GOING TO THE PROM.
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I'M TAKING PAM MACY.
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OH, THE THING.
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OH.
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WELL, I HAVE A DATE TOO.
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WHO IS IT? WHAT'S HIS NAME?
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HIS NAME IS... NOT IMPORTANT.
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WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS
HE'S BETTER THAN YOU
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IN EVERY CONCEIVABLE WAY.
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DAMN, JACKIE,
THAT COULD BE ANYBODY!
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[SIGHS]
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HMM.
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JACKIE, IF I ASKED YOU
WHAT'S WRONG,
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WILL YOU STOP DOING THAT?
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IT'S THE PROM.
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STUPID MICHAEL'S
TAKING STUPID PAM MACY,
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AND I DON'T HAVE A DATE,
BUT I TOLD HIM I DID.
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I'M A COMPLETE LOSER.
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[LAUGHING]
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NO, YOU'RE NOT.
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IT'S JUST THAT, I THOUGHT
HE WAS GONNA ASK ME,
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AND NOW EVERYONE WHO'S
ANYONE IS ALREADY GOING.
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OH, THAT IS SO TRUE.
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HOW ABOUT YOU?
YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING.
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[GASPS] YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING!
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OH, AND I BET
YOU CLEAN UP REAL GOOD.
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WELL, I DO, BUT I WON'T.
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SEE, THAT'S
A BIG PART OF WHO I AM.
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LOOK, I KNOW WE'VE HAD
OUR DIFFERENCES, BUT...
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JACKIE, WE'VE HAD
NOTHING BUT DIFFERENCES.
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IN FACT, DON'T WE KIND
OF HATE EACH OTHER?
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YES, BUT THIS IS THE PROM!
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[SOBBING]
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JACKIE, DON'T. STOP.
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STOP CRYING. STOP IT.
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LOOK, DO YOU WANNA GO
TO THE PROM?
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YES.
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♪♪♪
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♪ SLOW RIDE ♪
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♪ TAKE IT EASY ♪
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THE GYM LOOKS LIKE...
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WELL, THE GYM WITH STREAMERS,
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BUT IT'S NICE.
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YEAH.
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THIS IS GONNA BE
AN INCREDIBLE NIGHT.
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REALLY INCREDIBLE.
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WAIT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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NOTHING.
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OKAY, THEN ME NEITHER.
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HEY, GUYS.
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PAM, THIS IS ERIC AND DONNA.
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WE HAVE OUR BIOLOGY
CLASS TOGETHER.
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BIOLOGY?
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YEAH.
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SEE, PAM DOESN'T LIKE
TO TALK ABOUT SCHOOL.
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ARE YOU GUYS HAVING FUN?
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NO.
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I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
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MY GOD, KELSO, YOU BROUGHT
HER INSTEAD OF JACKIE.
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HEY, I LOVE HER.
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NO, YOU DON'T.
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OKAY, I DON'T.
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SEE, BUT JACKIE'S
GONNA BE REALLY JEALOUS.
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GOOD EVENING, KIDS.
SO, IS EVERYONE HAVING FUN?
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WHY, YES, WE ARE, MISS KAVINSKY.
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THERE YOU ARE, DIANE.
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I'VE BEEN LOOKING
ALL OVER FOR YOU.
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SHALL WE DANCE?
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I'M NOT GOING TO DANCE
WITH YOU, FEZ.
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ISN'T SHE ADORABLE?
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(EDNA) THEY'RE ALL
GONNA LAUGH AT YOU!
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SHUT UP, MA!
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YOU'RE MAKING THE NIGHT
TOO DAMN SPECIAL!
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HEY.
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WOW, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
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OH MY GOD. SO DO YOU.
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UM, DO YOU WANT ME TO GO
INSIDE AND MEET YOUR...
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NO, NO, TRUST ME, SHE'S LOVELY.
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LET'S JUST GO, ALL RIGHT?
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IS THAT FOR ME?
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OH YEAH, HERE.
I GOT THIS FOR YOU.
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OH GOD, STEVE,
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
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YOU KNOW, THIS WHOLE
EXPERIENCE HAS TAUGHT ME
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THAT YOU DON'T NEED MICHAEL
TO GO TO THE PROM.
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I CAN GO WITH ANYONE...
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EVEN YOU.
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THANKS.
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OKAY, LET'S NOT DO THAT.
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SORRY, UM, I HAVE
MY DAD'S LINCOLN.
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WILL YOU DRIVE?
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YEAH, HE'S GOT INSURANCE, RIGHT?
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WAIT, I DON'T CARE. LET'S GO.
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I'VE DECIDED WHAT
KIND OF BUSINESS
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I'M GONNA OPEN.
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WHAT'S THE ONE THING PEOPLE
CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT?
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OXYGEN.
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NO.
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NO, NO, NO, THAT'S TRUE.
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BUT IT'S NOT WHAT I'M SELLING,
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SO KEEP GUESSING.
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LEMONADE?
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UH-UH. GIVE UP?
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I'M ABOUT TO.
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GREETING CARDS.
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[LAUGHING]
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GOOD WINE.
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♪ I'M NOT ALONE... ♪
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THIS IS SUCH A GREAT NIGHT.
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YEAH.
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IT'S TOO BAD OUR PARENTS
AREN'T OUT OF TOWN
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SO WE'D HAVE SOMEPLACE TO GO...
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FOR AFTER.
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YEAH, LIKE... A MOTEL ROOM.
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YEAH, THAT WOULD
HAVE BEEN GREAT.
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REALLY? 'CAUSE I GOT ONE.
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DID YOU PLAN ON TELLING ME?
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NO.
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WELL, IT'S BETTER
THAT YOU DIDN'T
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'CAUSE THEN IT WOULDN'T
HAVE BEEN SPONTANEOUS.
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SPONT... OH, YOU ARE
SO THE GIRL FOR ME.
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LET'S GO.
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OKAY.
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WHY SO GLUM, FEZ?
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WELL, MRS. CLARK, YOU MAY BE
GOOD AT TEACHING THE MUSIC,
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BUT YOU CANNOT HELP ME
IN THE WAYS OF LOVE.
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FEZ, HAS SOMEONE GOT YOU DOWN?
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SO FAR DOWN, MRS. CLARK.
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HERE'S A LITTLE DITTY
I'VE BEEN WORKING ON.
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MAYBE IT'LL HELP. HIT IT.
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[PIANO PLAYING]
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♪ FIRST I WAS AFRAID,
I WAS PETRIFIED ♪
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♪ I KEPT THINKING
I COULD NEVER LIVE ♪
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♪ WITHOUT YOU BY MY SIDE ♪
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♪ BUT THEN I SPENT
SO MANY NIGHTS ♪
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♪ THINKING HOW
YOU DID ME WRONG ♪
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♪ AND I GREW STRONG ♪
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♪ AND I LEARNED
HOW TO GET ALONG ♪
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♪ SO NOW YOU'RE BACK ♪
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♪ FROM OUTER SPACE ♪
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♪ I JUST WALKED IN
TO FIND YOU HERE ♪
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♪ WITH THAT SAD LOOK
UPON YOUR FACE ♪
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♪ I SHOULDA CHANGED
THAT STUPID LOCK ♪
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♪ I SHOULDA MADE
YOU LEAVE YOUR KEY ♪
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♪ IF I'D A KNOWN
FOR JUST ONE SECOND ♪
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♪ YOU'D BE BACK TO BOTHER ME ♪
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♪ GO ON, NOW, GO ♪
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♪ WALK OUT THE DOOR ♪
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♪ JUST TURN AROUND NOW ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT
WELCOME ANYMORE ♪
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♪ WEREN'T YOU THE ONE
WHO TRIED TO HURT ME ♪
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♪ WITH GOOD-BYE? ♪
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♪ YOU THINK I'D CRUMBLE? ♪
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♪ YOU THINK I'D LAY DOWN
AND DIE? ♪
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♪ OH NO, NOT I ♪
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♪ I WILL SURVIVE ♪
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♪♪♪
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MIDGE, YOU DON'T KNOW
THE FIRST THING
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ABOUT HAVING A BUSINESS.
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BUT THERE'S NO RISK, BOB.
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WHY NOT?
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BECAUSE IT'S YOUR MONEY.
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KITTY, DON'T YOU THINK
I SHOULD HAVE
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MY OWN CARD SHOP?
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MIDGIE, HOLD ON.
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I THINK I HAVE
A DYNAMITE SOLUTION.
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REALLY?
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OH YEAH...
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'CAUSE I LOVE YOU.
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SO I WANT YOU TO HAVE
ANOTHER BABY
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AND STOP BUGGING ME.
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OH BOB, NO.
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00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:24,899
SO HOW MUCH THIS WHOLE SETUP
GONNA COST YOU, BOB?
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PLENTY.
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00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:29,195
BUT I FIGURE IT'LL BE
CHEAPER THAN A DIVORCE.
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WE'LL SEE.
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AND NOW HERE WE ARE.
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THIS IS SO ROMANTIC.
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HEY, IT'S FORMAN AND DONNA,
AND THEY'RE GONNA DO IT!
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[CHANTING]
FORMAN, FORMAN, FORMAN!
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FORMAN, FORMAN, FORMAN!
FORMAN, FORMAN, FORMAN!
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[CHEERING]
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
THOSE GUYS ARE JUST JERKS.
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HEY, I FORGOT ABOUT 'EM ALREADY.
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HANG ON, HANG ON.
BIG STAIN, BIG STAIN.
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I'M JUST GONNA GO GRAB A TOWEL.
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OKAY.
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OH, GOOD GOD!
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00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:42,351
YOU KNOW, THEY SAY THEY'RE
MORE SCARED OF YOU
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00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:45,146
THAN YOU ARE OF THEM, MICE.
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00:17:58,535 --> 00:17:59,535
YOU KNOW, DONNA,
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I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MOMENT,
LIKE, A THOUSAND TIMES.
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ME TOO.
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00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:12,048
(MALE OUTSIDE) ONE, TWO, THREE!
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[CRASHING]
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[KIDS CHEERING]
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HEY, WHEN YOU THOUGHT
ABOUT THIS MOMENT,
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WAS IT LIKE THIS?
333
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NOT REALLY.
334
00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:35,071
YOU KNOW, I WAS HAVING
A PRETTY GOOD TIME
335
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AT THE PROM.
336
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:41,035
ME TOO.
337
00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:45,248
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.
338
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OKAY.
339
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:52,088
UM, DONNA, WHAT IF THIS
IS OUR ONLY CHANCE?
340
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:56,926
IT WON'T BE.
341
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OKAY.
342
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,605
IT'S JUST THAT I ALWAYS PICTURED
343
00:19:09,773 --> 00:19:11,774
MICHAEL AND I
TOGETHER AT THE PROM.
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THAT'S THE WAY IT
WAS SUPPOSED TO BE,
345
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:15,111
YOU KNOW?
346
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:17,947
YEAH, I KNOW.
347
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:21,409
WELL, HEY, PAM'S BUTT
LOOKS REALLY BIG
348
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:23,995
IN THAT DRESS.
349
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,122
NO, IT DOESN'T.
350
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:30,168
YEAH. NO, IT DOESN'T.
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00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:32,461
BUT THANK YOU.
352
00:19:32,629 --> 00:19:35,339
UM, DO YOU MIND
IF WE JUST SIT DOWN?
353
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:38,092
YEAH, OKAY, I'LL GO
GRAB SOME PUNCH.
354
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:46,851
HYDE, YOU BROUGHT
JACKIE TO THE PROM?
355
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,477
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND,
356
00:19:48,645 --> 00:19:50,104
AND YOU DOGGED ME!
357
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:53,691
HEY, SHE CRIED, MAN.
358
00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:58,029
WELL, IS SHE HAVING A GOOD TIME?
359
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:03,784
'CAUSE SHE LOOKS REAL PRETTY.
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00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:05,703
ALL RIGHT, LOOK, YOU BIG BABY.
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00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:08,372
SHE WANTS TO BE WITH YOU,
AND YOU WANNA BE WITH HER.
362
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:10,020
SO WHY DON'T YOU STOP
WHINING ABOUT IT
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00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:11,667
AND JUST GO BE WITH EACH OTHER?
364
00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:14,545
'CAUSE THE WHOLE THING
SICKENS ME.
365
00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:18,049
BUT WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH PAM?
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00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,177
[SIGHS]
367
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:23,763
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF PAM.
368
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,273
EXCUSE ME, PAM?
369
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:38,319
HI, HAVE YOU EVER
SEEN THE BACK SEAT
370
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:40,863
OF A LINCOLN CONTINENTAL?
371
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:43,658
LOTS OF TIMES.
372
00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:45,743
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO SEE ANOTHER ONE?
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00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,745
SURE.
374
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,872
THAT'S GREAT, THAT'S GREAT.
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00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:01,634
JACKIE?
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00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:03,094
MICHAEL?
377
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,720
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
378
00:21:04,888 --> 00:21:07,515
YOU LOOK REALLY HANDSOME.
379
00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:09,267
I MISS YOU.
380
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:11,727
I MISS YOU TOO.
381
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:22,738
♪ LORD KNOWS, I CAN'T CHANGE ♪
382
00:21:22,906 --> 00:21:27,076
♪ NO, LORD, I CAN'T CHANGE ♪
383
00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:30,538
♪ WON'T YOU FLY? ♪
384
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:34,000
♪ FREE BIRD ♪
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♪♪♪
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00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:11,120
ERIC, PLEASE MAY I HAVE
YOUR MOTEL ROOM KEY, PLEASE?
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00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:14,832
FEZ, I'M NOT GOING
TO A MOTEL WITH YOU.
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00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000
YES, AND YOU ALSO SAID YOU
WOULD NOT DANCE WITH ME.
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