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♪♪♪
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ARE YOU READY?
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YES.
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OKAY.
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TOO SLOW.
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OH, I SEE HOW THIS GAME IS DONE.
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NOW MY TURN.
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READY?
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YEAH.
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TOO SLOW.
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NO, FEZ, THAT'S NOT
HOW THE GAME WORKS.
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HIT MY HANDS.
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TOO SLOW.
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FRESH COOKIES.
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OH, COOL!
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THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
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THEY'RE CAROB,
NATURE'S CHOCOLATE.
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OH, OH, COME ON.
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YOU WOULDN'T HAVE KNOWN
IF I HADN'T TOLD YOU.
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OH, ERIC, I PICKED OUT
A REALLY SNAZZY OUTFIT
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FOR YOU TO WEAR ON CAREER DAY.
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OH, THAT'S... UM, GOODIE.
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WELL, FINE, MR. GRUMPY.
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BUT I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW OFF
MY LITTLE MAN AT WORK.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? ME NEITHER.
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WHY CAREER DAY, MAN?
IT'S SO LAME.
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THAT'S JUST 'CAUSE YOUR
MOM'S THE LUNCH LADY.
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YOUR MOM IS GROSS EDNA? EWW!
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I MEAN, COOL!
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YOU BET IT'S COOL.
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THAT'S WHY I'M SPENDING THE DAY
WITH HYDE AND HIS MOM.
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RIGHT?
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ERIC, I NEED YOU IN THE GARAGE.
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OKAY, LOOK, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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YOU CAN EXPLAIN
EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID
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TO THIS CAR.
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OKAY, LOOK,
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
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HOLD THE LIGHT STEADY.
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HIGHER.
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NOT IN MY EYES!
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DO I LOOK LIKE THE CARBURETOR?
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NOT, UM... NOT IN THIS LIGHT.
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THAT'S ONE.
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SORRY.
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JEEZ, ERIC,
YOU'RE IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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YOU'D THINK THEY'D
TAKE 5 MINUTES
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OUT OF TEACHING MACRAMÉ
AND SHOW YOU
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HOW TO HOLD A DAMN FLASHLIGHT.
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DAD, ISN'T THAT
WHAT COLLEGE IS FOR?
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THAT'S TWO.
YOU WANNA GO FOR THREE?
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GIVE ME THAT.
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AH, SEE? THE DAMN THING IS SHOT.
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I NEED A REBUILD KIT.
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AH! WE'LL WORK ON THIS TOMORROW.
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UH, DAD, TOMORROW'S CAREER DAY.
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YEAH, WELL,
I'M WORKING HALF DAYS.
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I'LL BE HOME BY NOON.
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UM... I THINK I'M GONNA
GO TO THE HOSPITAL
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WITH MOM.
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YEAH? WHAT FOR?
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WELL, IT'S CAREER DAY,
NOT CAREER HALF-DAY.
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OKAY, LOOK, THAT'S NOT THREE!
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THAT'S WHAT MY TEACHER SAID.
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FINE, ERIC.
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I'LL, UH, FIX THE CAR AND...
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YOU GO WITH YOUR MOM
AND SEE IF YOU WANT
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TO BE A NURSE.
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♪♪♪
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♪ HANGIN' OUT ♪
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♪ DOWN THE STREET ♪
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♪ THE SAME OLD THING ♪
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♪ WE DID LAST WEEK ♪
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♪ NOT A THING TO DO ♪
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♪ BUT TALK TO YOU ♪
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♪ WHOA, YEAH ♪
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CARSEY-WERNER
PRODUCTIONS AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
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HELLO, WISCONSIN!
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♪♪♪
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OKAY, SO NOW, THIS IS MY WARD.
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UM, I HAVE TO CHECK
WITH THE NIGHT NURSE.
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YOU SAY HI TO THE GIRLS.
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HI, GIRLS.
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OH, HI! YOU MUST BE ERIC.
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I RECOGNIZE YOU
FROM ALL THE PICTURES.
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YOUR FACE HAS
CLEARED UP REAL NICE.
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THANKS FOR NOTICING THAT.
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YOU KNOW, YOUR MOM DOES
THE WORK OF FIVE NURSES.
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THIS PLACE WOULD
FALL APART WITHOUT HER.
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AND SHE'S SO FUNNY!
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OH, YEAH, SHE IS.
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UM, WAIT. NO, SHE'S NOT.
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OH, YEAH. AND SHE DRAWS
THESE FUNNY CARTOONS.
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SEE?
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NOW, I WARN YOU,
IT'S A LITTLE RACY, BUT...
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OH... HONEY!
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YOU DON'T NEED TO SEE THAT.
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IT'S JUST, UM,
A CERTAIN BODY PART
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HAS BEEN SHOVED UP
ANOTHER BODY PART
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FOR COMIC EFFECT.
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SO, UM, HAVE YOU MET EVERYBODY?
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AH, NURSE FORMAN,
I JUST TALKED TO THE LAB.
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WHY DIDN'T YOU BRING DOWN
THAT BLOOD SAMPLE?
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BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T
GIVE IT TO ME.
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I MOST CERTAINLY DID.
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WELL, THE NEXT TIME I HAVE
SOMETHING TO GIVE YOU,
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YOU TELL ME.
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WILL DO.
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WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM?
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WELL, YOU ALL KNOW MY THEORY.
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EDNA.
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STEVEN.
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FEZ, THIS IS, UH,
THIS IS MY MOM.
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NICE TO MEET YOU,
MRS. GROSS EDNA.
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NO, NO, NO, HONEY.
IT'S MISS GROSS EDNA.
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YOU SEE, MR. GROSS EDNA RAN
OFF WITH MISS PERFECT ASS.
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BUT SHE CAN LAUGH ABOUT IT NOW.
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YES, SHE CAN SHUT UP.
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WELL, I AM SO EXCITED TO BE
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IN THE FOOD SERVICE INDUSTRY.
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MAY I CUT THE CHEESE?
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IS HE KIDDING?
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WE CAN NEVER TELL.
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WELL, KNOCK YOURSELF OUT,
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BUT IF YOU CUT OFF A FINGER,
YOU'RE OUTTA HERE.
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STEVEN, YOU CAN START
BY SLICING PIZZA.
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OH, NO, NO, NO.
I'M HERE AS AN OBSERVER.
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A FLY ON THE WALL. ONE OF MANY.
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GEE, WHAT A SURPRISE.
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LAZY, JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER.
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NO, ACTUALLY, I'M LAZY IN A WAY
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THAT'S ENTIRELY MY OWN.
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YOU TWO ARE HILARIOUS.
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HERE, PUT THESE ON.
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I'M NOT WEARING THESE.
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WELL, SORRY. DON'T BLAME ME.
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IT'S THE STUPID... [COUGHING]
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IT'S THOSE HEALTH CODES.
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MAY I KEEP THESE?
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SURE, BABY.
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THIS IS SO COOL.
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MY DAD'S OFFICE.
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MY DAD'S DESK.
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DAD'S PHONE... DING, DING.
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MY DAD!
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OH! OH!
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DAD, I LOVE THIS.
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YEAH, MICHAEL, THIS IS
WHERE ALL THE MAGIC HAPPENS.
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OKAY, LET'S GET STARTED.
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QUESTION NUMBER ONE:
WHAT'S YOUR JOB?
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I'M SENIOR EXECUTIVE
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STATISTICAL ANALYSIS TECHNICIAN.
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YOU'RE A SENIOR EXECU-WHAT?
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WELL, IN PLAIN ENGLISH,
I CONCATENATE DIVERSE
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STATISTICAL INFORMATION
AND MAXIMIZE
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THE POTENTIAL
UTILIZATION OF DATA.
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SO, YOU GIVE PEOPLE DATA.
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YOU KNOW, A LOT
OF PEOPLE THINK THAT.
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NO.
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MY JOB'S NOT ABOUT OUTPUT.
IT'S ABOUT THROUGHPUT.
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SO, YOU THROUGHPUT DATA?
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WELL, NOW YOU'VE LOST ME, SON.
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OH, LISTEN, MICHAEL,
YOU KNOW THE 8-TRACKS
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YOU LOVE SO MUCH?
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YOU MAKE THEM!
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NO.
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BUT BECAUSE OF US,
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OTHER PEOPLE WHO MAKE THEM
ARE ABLE TO MAKE THEM BETTER.
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SO YOU FIX STUFF.
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YOU COULD SAY THAT.
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BUT I WOULDN'T.
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YOU PICKED A GOOD DAY
TO DO THIS, DONNA.
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WE'RE STARTIN' A 3-DAY
PROMOTIONAL SALE.
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YOU'LL FINALLY GET TO SEE
WHY THEY CALL ME BARGAIN BOB.
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YEAH, DAD, 'CAUSE THAT'S
BEEN A REAL STUMPER.
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OOH, YOU'RE SUCH A CUTIE.
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WELL, YOU KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED
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AND YOUR PENCIL SHARP,
BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA LEARN
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HOW A SERIOUS
BUSINESSMAN OPERATES.
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OH, GOOD. THE CLOWNS ARE HERE.
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OH, HELLO, MR. FORMAN.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOME?
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THAT'S RIGHT, YOU'RE ONLY
WORKING PART-TIME.
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IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER,
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MY DAD FEELS REALLY,
REALLY SORRY FOR YOU.
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AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED
TO BE AT CAREER DAY?
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NO, I'M A SOPHOMORE.
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I'M SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T
KNOW THAT ABOUT ME.
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RIGHT. MY MISTAKE.
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UH, LISTEN, WHILE YOU'RE HERE,
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WHY DON'T YOU HOLD
THIS FLASHLIGHT
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ON THAT CARBURETOR THERE?
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LIKE THIS?
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♪♪♪
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MY GOD!
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ONE OF YOU IS NOT USELESS.
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(MALE TV ANNOUNCER) A WORLD OF
CAREERS IS WAITING FOR YOU.
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TALK TO YOUR
GUIDANCE COUNSELOR TODAY.
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THESE PEOPLE ARE READY FOR
THE JOBS OF TOMORROW.
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ARE YOU?
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GOOD MORNING. THIS IS MY SON.
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HE'S MAKING MY ROUNDS WITH ME.
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NOW, YOU LET ME KNOW
IF THIS GETS TO BE
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TOO MUCH FOR YOU.
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OKAY, MOM, I THINK
THAT I CAN HANDLE IT...
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OH, GOOD GOD! WHAT IS THAT?!
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REMEMBER THIS THE NEXT TIME
YOU WANT TO SKATEBOARD.
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I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS.
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OH, I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS.
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[WOMAN GROANING]
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OKAY NOW, PUSH!
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OW! MA'AM, YOU'RE HURTING ME!
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YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT PAIN IS!
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OKAY.
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[SCREAMING]
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ALL RIGHT.
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THIS IS THE PERFORMANCE INDEX
BEFORE MY INVOLVEMENT.
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AND THIS... IS AFTER.
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OKAY, OKAY, SO YOU'RE
RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS.
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YOU CAN'T CREDIT ME WITH THAT.
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THAT'S PROBABLY
A STATISTICAL ANOMALY.
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BUT YOU MADE THE CHART, RIGHT?
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I WISH!
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SO DO I!
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OKAY, QUESTION NUMBER THREE:
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WAS THE FOOD SERVICE INDUSTRY
YOUR FIRST CAREER CHOICE?
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HECK NO, FEZ.
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I ALWAYS WANTED
TO GO INTO SHOW BIZ.
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IN FACT, I WAS IN
THE TOMMY BARTLETT
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WATER SHOW AT
THE WISCONSIN DELLS.
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YES! WOMEN WATER-SKIING
IN BIKINIS.
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VERY EROTIC.
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ANYWAY, I WAS THE TOP GIRL
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ON THE PYRAMID.
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AND THEY FIRED ME
FOR GETTIN' KNOCKED UP.
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LET ME FINISH
THIS ONE FOR YA, EDNA.
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FEZ, THIS IS THE STORY WHERE
I RUIN MY MOTHER'S FABULOUS
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WATER-SKIING CAREER.
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YEAH, WELL, YOU DID.
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THEY SAID THAT A PREGNANT GIRL
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ON WATER SKIS WOULD MAKE
THE AUDIENCE NERVOUS.
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NOT TO MENTION, YOU WERE
PROBABLY HIDEOUSLY FAT.
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HEY, NO, NO, NO. I LOOKED GREAT.
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I KEPT MY WEIGHT DOWN
BY SMOKING.
243
00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:44,703
SEE, THAT'S THAT MATERNAL
INSTINCT KICKING IN AGAIN.
244
00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:46,371
HEY, YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT
I'M MATERNAL.
245
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:47,872
I RAISED YOU ALONE.
246
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,541
ALONE? HARDLY.
247
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:53,253
THERE WAS "UNCLE" CHET
AND "UNCLE" LARRY AND...
248
00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:56,256
OH, YEAH,
"UNCLE" HOT TUB JOHNNY.
249
00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:58,133
I SUPPOSE I SHOULD
HAVE JUST BECOME A NUN
250
00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,620
WHEN YOUR FATHER
WALKED OUT ON ME.
251
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,599
HELL, HE MUST HAVE BEEN
CRAZY TO LEAVE ALL THIS.
252
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:04,055
ALWAYS A SMART ASS, STEVEN,
JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER.
253
00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:05,390
YOU KNOW WHAT?
254
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,100
ONE THING HE DID DO RIGHT?
HE LEFT!
255
00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:08,548
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT, STEVEN!
256
00:12:08,644 --> 00:12:09,811
JUST WALK!
257
00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:13,106
JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!
258
00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:16,943
OKAY, QUESTION NUMBER FOUR:
259
00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:21,030
WOULD YOU SAY YOU ARE
A PEOPLE PERSON?
260
00:12:26,787 --> 00:12:30,749
♪♪♪
261
00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:32,417
COME ON, JACKIE, HARDER!
262
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,085
COME ON! GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT!
263
00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:35,420
YEAH!
264
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:38,590
OH, I DID IT! AAH!
265
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,258
I'M CHANGING A TIRE!
266
00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:43,261
I FEEL LIKE NANCY DREW!
267
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:45,430
WELL, A GIRL NEEDS
TO KNOW WHAT TO DO
268
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:46,765
IN AN EMERGENCY.
269
00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:48,132
I'M SURPRISED THAT YOUR FATHER
270
00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:50,769
HASN'T TAUGHT YOU THIS ALREADY.
271
00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:53,813
YEAH, WELL, DADDY
WORKS REALLY HARD,
272
00:12:53,981 --> 00:12:56,983
SO HE DOESN'T SPEND
A LOT OF TIME WITH ME.
273
00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:59,778
BUT HE DID PROMISE ME
A MUSTANG FOR MY BIRTHDAY.
274
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:02,947
SO I LOVE HIM.
275
00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:09,162
YOU KNOW, JACKIE, I'VE BEEN
A FATHER A LONG TIME.
276
00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:13,458
SO TRUST ME WHEN I TELL YA THIS.
277
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,543
THE MUSTANG'S FRONT END
IS PROBLEMATIC.
278
00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:17,670
GET YOURSELF A FIREBIRD.
279
00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:20,578
ALL RIGHT,
LET'S START MR. HARRIS
280
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,884
ON A FULL COURSE OF PENICILLIN.
281
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,469
OH, UM, DOCTOR,
282
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,971
YOU MIGHT WANT TO
CONSIDER ERYTHROMYCIN.
283
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:30,975
AND WHY WOULD I WANT
TO DO THAT, NURSE?
284
00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:33,561
WELL, IT'S JUST THAT, UH,
MR. HARRIS IS ALLERGIC
285
00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:35,313
TO PENICILLIN,
286
00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:37,649
AND I THOUGHT ERYTHROMYCIN
MIGHT MAKE HIM
287
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:41,319
A TOUCH LESS DEAD.
288
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:43,154
I KNOW THAT WHEN
I GO TO THE HOSPITAL,
289
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:46,366
I LIKE TO NOT DIE.
290
00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:53,206
OKAY...
291
00:13:55,042 --> 00:13:59,045
DO YOU HAVE... CUSTOMERS?
292
00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:00,839
NO, THEY'RE MORE LIKE CLIENTS.
293
00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:02,173
BUT YOU HAVE CLIENTS.
294
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:03,508
SORT OF.
295
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:04,916
AND YOU PROVIDE THEM A PRODUCT?
296
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:06,177
IT'S MORE LIKE A SERVICE.
297
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:07,512
WELL, NOT...
298
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:11,516
TO MAXIMIZE THE POTENTIAL
UTILIZATION OF THE DATA.
299
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:14,811
IF WE DID THAT,
WE'D GO OUT OF BUSINESS.
300
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:25,738
HEY, RED. IS FORMAN AROUND?
301
00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:29,033
NO, HE'S WITH HIS MOM
FOR CAREER DAY.
302
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:30,451
WHICH IS WHERE
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE.
303
00:14:30,619 --> 00:14:31,870
WHAT'S THE DEAL?
304
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:33,204
OH, MAN.
305
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,412
EDNA'S RIDING ME AGAIN ABOUT
BEING JUST LIKE MY DAD,
306
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:38,793
SO I JUST TOOK OFF.
307
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:42,046
DIDN'T YOUR DAD, EH, TAKE OFF?
308
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:45,675
HMM, IRONY. FAR OUT.
309
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:50,555
LOOK, YOU AND YOUR MOM
HAVE A BAD HISTORY.
310
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:55,560
AND NEITHER OF YOU CAN NURTURE
THE OTHER'S SELF-ESTEEM
311
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:58,313
BECAUSE YOU'VE BOTH BEEN
DAMAGED BY PAST CRITICISM
312
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:01,566
OR SHAME.
313
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:06,279
ARE YOU OKAY?
314
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:11,034
I'M WORKING HALF-DAYS,
SO I WATCH A LOT OF DONAHUE.
315
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:18,541
I'M NOT SURE, BUT I THINK
I FOUND THE U-JOINTS.
316
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:21,169
GOD BLESS YOU, JACKIE.
317
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:24,130
OKAY, I'M GOING BACK IN.
318
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,039
WILL SOMEONE HELP ME
GET MR. ANDERSON
319
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,267
ON THE GURNEY, PLEASE?
320
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:37,769
OH, I'LL GIVE YOU A HAND, MOM.
321
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,437
OKAY.
322
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:40,772
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?
323
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,106
HE'S DEAD.
324
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:45,276
OH MY GOODNESS!
325
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:48,446
WHAT?!
326
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:51,115
DIDN'T WE JUST SEE THIS GUY
A HALF AN HOUR AGO?
327
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,326
OH, UM, HONEY, HE WAS DEAD THEN.
328
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:57,121
I JUST... I DIDN'T HAVE
THE HEART TO TELL YOU.
329
00:15:57,289 --> 00:16:00,875
I'M SO SORRY YOU DIDN'T
GET A CHANCE TO MEET HIM.
330
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:03,294
WAIT, MR. ANDERSON.
331
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,542
ISN'T THIS THE GUY YOU ALWAYS
TALKED ABOUT AT DINNER?
332
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,191
THE GUY WHOSE DAUGHTER
JUST GOT MARRIED?
333
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:08,633
YEAH, YEAH.
334
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,041
HE JUST SHOWED ME THE PICTURES.
335
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:12,512
IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING.
336
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:15,473
I'M GONNA MISS HIM.
337
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,892
SO... OKAY, YOU GRAB THAT END,
338
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:19,686
AND LET'S GET MOVING.
339
00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:22,981
WE HAVE TO SERVE DINNER
IN 20 MINUTES.
340
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:28,695
AND THEN WE LOOK
AT THE KEl-SQUARED HERE,
341
00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:32,740
APPLY THE STANDARD
DEVIATION HERE...
342
00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:34,242
AND CORRELATE THE RESULTS
343
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:37,870
WITH THE ACTUALIZATION
MEDIAN HERE,
344
00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:42,000
AND THAT IS WHAT I DO.
345
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:47,130
AND I CAN'T MAKE IT
ANY CLEARER THAN THAT.
346
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:57,056
I'M JUST GONNA SAY
YOU'RE A FARMER.
347
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,897
[WHISTLING] TWEET! TWEET!
348
00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:07,233
OKAY, THE NEXT QUESTION:
349
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,861
WHAT HAS THIS JOB TAUGHT YOU?
350
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:13,489
ONE THING I'VE LEARNED,
MIDGETS MAKE MONEY.
351
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,200
I DON'T KNOW WHY,
352
00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:20,455
BUT PEOPLE SEE A MIDGET,
THEY WANT TO BUY A BLENDER.
353
00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:24,000
I GUESS IT REMINDS THEM
THAT LIFE IS SHORT.
354
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:26,544
AH, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.
355
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:30,590
WRITE, WRITE,
WRITE, WRITE, WRITE.
356
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,216
[DONNA THINKING TO SELF]
MARKETING'S IMPORTANT.
357
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,385
KNOW YOUR CUSTOMER.
358
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:37,138
HEY, THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID.
359
00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:39,307
NONE OF THIS IS WHAT I SAID.
360
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:41,100
WELL, SURE IT IS, DAD.
361
00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:43,394
I MEAN, I JUST CLEANED UP
THE LANGUAGE A BIT
362
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:47,065
TO MAKE YOU SOUND
MORE DIGNIFIED.
363
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:48,733
DIGNIFIED?
364
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,234
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
365
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:51,569
YOU'RE EMBARRASSED BY ME?
366
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:54,363
WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE
THAT'S EMBARRASSING?
367
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:58,409
JUST LOOK AROUND.
368
00:17:58,577 --> 00:17:59,744
ALL RIGHT.
369
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,746
LET ME TELL YOU WHAT I SEE.
370
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,081
YOU SEE CLOWNS,
371
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:05,083
I SEE YOUR TUITION AT HARVARD.
372
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:06,751
YOU SEE YOUR DAD
AS A RINGMASTER,
373
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,461
I SEE YOU GOING TO GRAD SCHOOL.
374
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:10,755
YOU SEE A CHIMPANZEE
IN A TUTU...
375
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,883
OKAY, THAT JUST MAKES ME LAUGH.
376
00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:17,428
THE CHIMP IS CUTE.
377
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:21,891
THE POINT IS, DONNA, YOU'RE
CAPABLE OF GREAT THINGS.
378
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,774
AND IF THIS IS WHAT I HAVE TO DO
379
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:34,112
SO YOU CAN ACHIEVE THEM,
THEN THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO.
380
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:42,286
AW, JEEZ, DAD...
I FEEL REALLY BAD.
381
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:43,621
HEY, HEY.
382
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:47,792
NOBODY FEELS REALLY BAD
AROUND BARGAIN BOB.
383
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,920
UNLESS YOU GET BIT BY A MONKEY.
384
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,798
[SINGING ALONG WITH RADIO]
♪ BAD, BAD ♪
385
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,341
♪ BLOOD, BLOOD ♪
386
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:58,052
♪ IS TAKIN' YOU FOR A RIDE ♪
387
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,972
♪ THE ONLY GOOD THING
ABOUT BAD BLOOD ♪
388
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:04,809
♪ IS LETTIN' IT SLIDE ♪
389
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,617
HOW CAN YOU SING WHEN
YOU'RE ALWAYS AROUND
390
00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:08,146
THE SICK AND DYING?
391
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:14,652
♪ DO-RUN, DO-RUN,
DO-DO-DO-DO-RUN-RUN ♪
392
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:18,197
I MEAN, POOR MR. ANDERSON,
YOU KNEW THIS GUY, MOM!
393
00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:19,824
HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH ALL THIS?
394
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,492
♪ HERE WE GO NOW ♪
395
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:22,910
♪ BAD ♪ ♪ BAD ♪
396
00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:24,495
♪ BLOOD ♪ ♪ BLOOD ♪
397
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:27,081
♪ THE BITCH IS IN HER SMILE ♪
398
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:29,667
♪ THE LIE IS ON HER LIPS ♪
399
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:33,713
♪ SUCH AN EVIL CHILD ♪
400
00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:35,673
[MUSIC ON RADIO] ♪ BAD ♪ ♪ BAD ♪
401
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,258
♪ BLOOD ♪ ♪ BLOOD ♪
402
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:40,178
♪ IS TAKIN' YOU FOR A RIDE ♪
403
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:43,264
♪ THE ONLY GOOD THING
ABOUT BAD BLOOD ♪
404
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:44,891
♪ IS LETTIN' IT SLIDE ♪
405
00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:46,684
WHOA-HO-HO. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
406
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:49,937
THROWING OUT
THE DISGUSTING USED MEAT.
407
00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:51,355
NO, NO, NO, SWEETIE.
408
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:55,985
YOU GOT TO TOSS THAT
IN THE CHILI BUCKET.
409
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,237
THE CHILI BUCKET?
410
00:19:58,405 --> 00:20:00,031
I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE GARBAGE.
411
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,449
OH NO.
412
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:02,867
HAVE YOU THROWN A LOT IN THERE?
413
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,869
SOME.
414
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:07,455
WELL, THOSE THINGS JUST
BREAK DOWN IN THERE.
415
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,874
IT'LL BE FINE.
416
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:12,877
HI.
417
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,379
STEVEN, YOU CAME BACK.
418
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:18,216
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
THAT MEANS TO ME.
419
00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:19,550
OH YEAH?
420
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,385
YEAH.
421
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,313
HONEY, COULD YOU CLEAN OUT
THOSE PIZZA TRAYS?
422
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:25,765
I'M GONNA SKIP OUT EARLY.
423
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,728
MMM, GUESS WHAT I DID
IN THE CHILI BUCKET.
424
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:33,522
GO AHEAD. GUESS.
425
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,401
UH, STEVEN, I'M SORRY.
426
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:40,238
I'M NOT BEING
A VERY GOOD MOM, AM I?
427
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:41,906
NO.
428
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,075
ALL RIGHT, I GOT A BETTER IDEA.
429
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,244
LET'S DO SOMETHING TOGETHER.
430
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:49,080
COME ON. I'LL BUY YA A BEER.
431
00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:56,170
A BEER?
432
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,464
WELL, YEAH, THAT ACTUALLY
SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
433
00:20:58,632 --> 00:20:59,799
GOT YOUR FAKE ID?
434
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,133
YOU KNOW IT!
435
00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:03,261
THAT'S MY BOY!
436
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:10,434
♪ BABY, BABY, BABY,
BABY, BABY, OOOH ♪
437
00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:14,814
AUTUMN IS HARVEST TIME
FOR THE FARMER.
438
00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:17,149
AT DAWN, MY DAD AND I
WERE OUT IN THE FIELD
439
00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:20,403
PICKING CARROTS FRESH
OFF THE TREES.
440
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:27,285
KELSO, CARROTS DON'T...
441
00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:30,579
THAT'S GOOD.
YOU SHOULD PUT THAT DOWN.
442
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,959
SO WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANNA DO
WHEN YOU GRADUATE?
443
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,544
OH, UM...
444
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:39,463
NOT TOUCH DEAD PEOPLE, EVER.
445
00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:42,008
I WANT TO GO BACK TO MY HOMELAND
446
00:21:42,175 --> 00:21:45,177
WITH ALL THE KNOWLEDGE I'VE
LEARNED HERE IN WISCONSIN
447
00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:49,181
AND RULE WITH AN IRON FIST!
448
00:21:49,349 --> 00:21:52,549
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449
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:56,105
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450
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,566
HEY, DAD.
451
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:01,027
HEY, UM... JACKIE?
452
00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:03,154
HEY, ERIC. HOW WAS CAREER DAY?
453
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,323
IT WAS GOOD. I LEARNED A LOT.
454
00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:08,159
GOOD, NOW YOU'RE GONNA
LEARN SOMETHING ELSE.
455
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:11,329
JACKIE'S GOING TO TEACH YOU
HOW TO HOLD A FLASHLIGHT.
456
00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:12,830
JACKIE?
457
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,875
YEAH, I'VE FINALLY FOUND
ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS I LIKE.
458
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:18,502
BUT JACKIE ISN'T REALLY
ONE OF MY FRIENDS.
459
00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:20,629
THAT'S ONE.
460
00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:26,510
THAT'S HOW YOU DO THAT.
461
00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:30,358
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