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WILL THIS DAY EVER END?
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YESTERDAY DID.
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BUT TODAY'S FRIDAY, SO...
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NO.
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OH, GOD,
IT'S DESTROY AND GIVE-BACK.
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YEAH, WHY DO THEY
CALL THEM THAT?
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YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT.
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HEY, FOREPLAY.
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OHH!
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AWW!
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I BELIEVE THIS IS YOURS.
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YOU BROKE HIS PENCIL.
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THAT WAS GREAT!
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AND YOU GAVE IT BACK!
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ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH HORSEPLAY.
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PIPE DOWN.
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I SAID, PIPE DOWN!
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NOW, I'VE GOT AN ANNOUNCEMENT
BEFORE STUDY HALL.
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WHOEVER BURNED THEIR INITIALS
IN THE FOOTBALL FIELD
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I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY
WITH YOURSELF, PUNK.
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THERE'LL BE NO FOOTBALL PRACTICE
TODAY UNTIL WE'VE RE-SEEDED.
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AND I'VE WATCHED THAT TEAM.
I'M NOT IMPRESSED, BOY.
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LET ME TELL YOU.
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THEY NEED ALL THE PRACTICE
THEY CAN GET.
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ON A HAPPIER NOTE...
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ERIC?
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DONNA?
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DO YOU NEED SOMETHING TO DO?
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ACTUALLY, WE NEED TO BE EXCUSED.
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UH, DONNA AND I ARE...
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TAKING PICTURES
FOR THE YEARBOOK.
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YEAH.
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WELL, IF YOU SAY SO, ERIC.
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YOU WOULDN'T LIE.
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WELL...
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I MIGHT.
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HA HA HA HA!
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THIS IS GREAT.
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ERIC FORMAN SKIPS CLASS.
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YEAH, WELL...
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DANGER IS MY MIDDLE NAME.
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WHY ARE WE MOVING?
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MOMMY!
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WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING IN HERE?
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I CUT CLASS.
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YEAH, RIGHT. SO WHAT WAS THERE,
LIKE A FIRE DRILL OR SOMETHING?
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NO. LOOK, I DO BAD THINGS.
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[ALL LAUGH]
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I'VE DITCHED CLASS BEFORE.
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UH, IS OPIE GETTING ANGRY?
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WHAT DID I TELL YOU
ABOUT CALLING ME OPIE?
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OPIE, LOOK OUT FOR THE KEG
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD!
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WOW.
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IT IS A KEG...
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OF BEER.
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IT MUST BE A SIGN.
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OF BEER.
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OH, THAT'S IT.
I'M CUTTING CLASS EVERY DAY.
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♪ HANGIN' OUT ♪
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♪ DOWN THE STREET ♪
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♪ THE SAME OLD THING ♪
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♪ WE DID LAST WEEK ♪
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♪ NOT A THING TO DO ♪
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♪ BUT TALK TO YOU ♪
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♪ WHOA, YEAH! ♪♪
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CARSEY-WERNER
PRODUCTIONS AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
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HELLO, WISCONSIN!
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HOW DID YOU FIND IT?
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DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD,
MAN, AND THERE SHE WAS.
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OH, IT WAS THE BEER
IN THE HEADLIGHTS.
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THAT IS MY FIRST AMERICAN JOKE.
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WOW. HOW OFTEN DO YOU FIND
A MYSTERIOUS KEG OF FREE BEER?
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ONLY ONCE IN A WHILE.
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YOU'RE RIGHT, FORMAN, MAN.
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YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
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WHEN GOD GIVES YOU A KEG,
YOU GOTTA...
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KILL A VIRGIN.
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NO.
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THROW A PARTY.
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GO FOR IT, ERIC.
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YEAH, WE'LL THROW A PARTY.
CHARGE 2 BUCKS A HEAD.
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2 BUCKS A HEAD.
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A KEG IS EQUIVALENT
TO SEVEN CASES.
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THAT'S 168 BEERS.
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IF WE EACH DRINK
THREE BEERS APIECE...
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NO WAY. SOPHOMORE'S
GONNA DRINK ONE, MAYBE.
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TRUE.
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AND THE FRESHMAN,
HE'S GONNA DRINK A HALF.
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SO THAT AVERAGES OUT
TO 1.5 BEERS PER PERSON,
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WHICH MEANS
WE CAN INVITE 112 PEOPLE.
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AND THAT'S 224 BUCKS.
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CASH.
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WHICH IS...
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DECENT. DECENT.
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OK, GRAB SOME ICE
OUT OF THE DEEP FREEZE,
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I'LL GRAB THE TUB.
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OH, THAT IS ONE SWEET MAMA.
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HEY, GANG.
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OH, OH, DON'T MIND ME.
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JUST CAME DOWN TO DO
AN EMERGENCY PRESOAK
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ON MY NURSE'S UNIFORM.
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YOU REMEMBER
MR. WILBUR THE FIREMAN?
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WELL, HE CAME IN TODAY
WITH A SEBACEOUS CYST,
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WHICH IS A, UM,
A POCKET OF FLUID
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THAT'S KIND OF LIKE
A PUS-EY BATH OIL BEAD
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UNDER THE SKIN.
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AND YOU THINK IT'S SOLID,
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BUT IF YOU TAKE AN INSTRUMENT
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AND YOU PIERCE THE CORE,
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AND THEN YOU APPLY
PRESSURE WITH YOUR THUMB...
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WELL, HI, SNICKLEFRITZ.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THE TUB?
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OH.
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THE TUB.
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WE WERE JUST...
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W-WORKING ON A CLASS PROJECT.
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WE'RE MAKING A VOLCANO.
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SNICKLEFRITZ.
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OUT OF ICE?
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WELL, I THINK IT MIGHT MELT.
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WELL, YOU HEARD HER.
LET'S MOVE IT, GANG.
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OK, WELL, HAVE FUN.
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GUYS, WE GOTTA GET
THAT KEG OUT OF HERE.
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WELL, WHERE ARE WE
HAVING THE PARTY?
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BEATS ME. IF YOU GUYS NEED ME,
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I'LL BE WITH JACKIE OVER AT
OUR SECRET MAKE-OUT PLACE.
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SECRET MAKE-OUT PLACE.
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IT'S THIS VACANT HOUSE
OVER ON SHERMAN.
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I MEAN, THIS PLACE IS GREAT.
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IT'S TOTALLY PRIVATE.
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YOU CAN GET AWAY
WITH ABOUT ANYTHING THERE.
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SO IF YOU GUYS FIND
A PLACE FOR THAT KEG,
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LET ME KNOW.
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I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
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THAT'S A SYLVANIA,
ISN'T IT, RED?
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YOU DIDN'T BUY THAT
IN MY STORE, DID YA?
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NO, BOB. I, UH,
GOT A GOOD DEAL ON IT.
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HA, HA, HA, HA.
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YOU GOT ME.
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OH, YOU... YOU GOT ME, RED.
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WELL, I AM JUST SO EXCITED.
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RICH MAN, POOR MAN.
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I MISSED THE FIRST EPISODE.
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HERE'S THE IRONY
OF THE SHOW, KITTY.
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THE RICH, SAFE GUY IS BORING.
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IT'S THE POOR, RUGGED ONE
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PLAYED BY THE VERY TALENTED
NICK NOLTE WHO'S SO EXCITING.
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WELL, SUPER.
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NOW, WHO WOULD LIKE A DRINK?
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OOH! LET'S DO DAIQUIRIS, HUH?
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OOH, I DON'T KNOW
IF WE HAVE ENOUGH ICE.
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ERIC TOOK A WHOLE TUBFUL.
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HE TOOK A TUB OF ICE?
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OH, THE KIDS ARE
MAKING A VOLCANO.
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RIGHT. THAT'S WHY DONNA
LEFT WITH ALL THE PLASTIC CUPS.
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PLASTIC CUPS?
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SURE. PLASTIC VOLCANO CUPS.
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IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER,
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I'D SAY THEY WERE
HAVING A KEGGER.
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AW, JEEZ.
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LET'S GO, BOB.
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OOH, RICH MAN, POOR MAN,
I LOVE IT.
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I JUST HOPE I DON'T
GET TOO EMOTIONAL.
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OH, SO DO I.
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THOSE KIDS COULD BE ANYWHERE.
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NEEDLE IN A HAYSTACK.
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LOOK, THEY LEFT THE HOUSE IN
A WOOD-PANELED OCEAN LINER.
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WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO FIND THEM.
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YEP...
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IT'S A REAL ASPHALT
JUNGLE OUT HERE.
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SUN GOES DOWN,
THE RATS COME OUT.
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I LOST MY MAILBOX LAST YEAR.
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OH, YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS.
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THE EVIL SPILLING OVER
FROM SHEBOYGAN.
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OH, HOW MANY STORIES
DO YOU SUPPOSE THERE ARE
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IN THIS NAKED BURG?
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8, BOB.
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THERE ARE 8.
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MICHAEL, THIS IS OUR
SECRET MAKE-OUT PLACE.
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I DID NOT SWIPE THE KEY FROM
MY MOTHER'S REAL ESTATE OFFICE
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SO YOU COULD HAVE A PARTY.
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I KNOW, IT'S LIKE A BONUS.
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I'M DOING IT FOR YOU, BABY.
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OH.
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WELL, OK.
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WHEW.
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EMPTY POOL,
EMPTY HOUSE, FULL KEG.
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YOU SURE KNOW HOW
TO SHOW A GIRL A GOOD TIME.
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YEAH, WELL, I DON'T COLOR
OUTSIDE THE LINES OFTEN,
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BUT WHEN I DO,
JUMP BACK, LORETTA.
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I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU ATE, FEZ.
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GET IN THE POOL NOW!
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IF I GET A CRAMP,
IT WILL BE ON YOUR HEAD.
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OK.
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HURRY UP AND DRINK YOUR KEG.
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HURRY UP AND DRINK A KEG?
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JACKIE, WILL YOU JUST
MELLOW OUT?
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I MEAN, THIS RULES.
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WE GOT A KEG, AND SOON
EVERYBODY'S GONNA BE HERE.
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EVERYBODY?
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EVERYBODY WHO MATTERS.
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AND FOR THE FIRST TIME, JACKIE,
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THAT INCLUDES YOU.
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GET AWAY FROM ME!
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HUH!
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YOU HEARD HER, LET'S DRINK BEER.
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ME FIRST.
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NO WAY. I SPOTTED IT.
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I SAW IT, TOO.
I JUST DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
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YOU SAW A KEG,
AND YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING?
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BACK OF THE LINE!
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ALL RIGHT, HOW DO
YOU GET THE BEER OUT?
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THROUGH THE TAP.
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WHAT TAP?
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NOOOOOOOOO!
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OK, WE REALLY NEED A TAP HERE.
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I GOT MY SWISS ARMY KNIFE.
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OH, GREAT, WE CAN
WHITTLE THE BEER OUT.
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ALL RIGHT, LOOK, THEY SELL
TAPS AT THE LIQUOR STORE.
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YEAH, AND WHO'S GOT
THE MONEY TO BUY IT, HUH?
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WHY WOULD I BRING MONEY TO OUR
SECRET MAKE-OUT PLACE, MICHAEL?
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OK, I'VE GOT MY GAS MONEY.
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NO, ERIC, WE'RE NOT GONNA
TAKE YOUR GAS MONEY.
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HEY, IT DOESN'T MATTER.
BY THE END OF THE NIGHT,
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WE'LL HAVE MADE OVER $200.
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YEAH.
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MICHAEL, HOW ARE
WE GONNA MAKE $200?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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HEY, WHO'S BUYING THE TAP?
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YOU BUY, I FLY.
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NO, MICHAEL, YOU ARE...
MICHAEL, COME BACK HERE.
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MICHAEL, I AM TALKING TO YOU.
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MICHAEL!
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WELCOME TO THE POOL.
I AM YOUR HOST FEZ.
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$2, PLEASE.
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WHAT IS GOING ON?
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I DIDN'T WANT TO
TELL YOU BEFORE, JACKIE,
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BUT WE'VE TAKEN IT
UPON OURSELVES
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TO HELP YOUR MOM
SHOW OFF THE HOUSE
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AT 2 BUCKS A HEAD.
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HE'S LYING TO JACKIE, MAN.
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I LIE TO JACKIE.
243
00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:15,173
YOU KNOW, IT SEEMS TO
ME THAT THE SCRAWNY
244
00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:18,093
LITTLE NEIGHBOR BOY IS WILLING
TO ENGAGE IN CRIMINAL ACTS
245
00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:21,888
FOR THAT SAUCY
REDHEAD NEXT DOOR.
246
00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:23,223
SHUT UP. HOW DO YOU KNOW
HE'S NOT DOING IT
247
00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:25,392
TO IMPRESS HIS FRIENDS?
248
00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:26,810
YOU KNOW...
249
00:11:26,977 --> 00:11:28,603
BEER PRESSURE.
250
00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:31,481
BECAUSE HIS FRIENDS
AREN'T SAUCY.
251
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,443
KELSO'S SAUCY.
252
00:11:35,611 --> 00:11:39,114
KELSO? PLEASE.
I'M SAUCIER THAN KELSO.
253
00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:44,160
♪ THEN THE DOOR
BURST OPEN WIDE ♪
254
00:11:44,328 --> 00:11:46,204
♪ AND MY DADDY STEPPED INSIDE ♪
255
00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,498
♪ AND HE KISSED MY MAMA'S FACE ♪
256
00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:50,250
♪ AND HE BRUSHED
HER TEARS AWAY ♪
257
00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:53,211
♪ THE NIGHT CHICAGO DIED ♪
258
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:56,631
WOULD YOU TURN
THAT DAMN THING OFF!
259
00:11:56,799 --> 00:12:00,510
KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED
FOR THE VISTA CRUISER.
260
00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:02,595
OKIE DOKIE.
261
00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:06,725
♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪
262
00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:09,978
SORRY.
263
00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:22,490
HEY. SEE YOU GOT
SOME NEW STEINS HERE.
264
00:12:22,658 --> 00:12:26,828
[DEEP VOICE] HI, I'M 25.
265
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,997
I KNOW I LOOK YOUNG, BUT, UH...
266
00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:30,445
MY DAD ASKED ME
TO COME DOWN HERE
267
00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:32,584
AND PICK UP A TAP FOR HIS KEG.
268
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:37,380
AND, UH, HE'S 43, SO WE'RE BOTH
LEGAL. NO PROBLEM THERE.
269
00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:40,633
UH, I'M NOT GONNA BE DRINKING
THE BEER OR ANYTHING.
270
00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:41,760
'CAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE IN IT.
271
00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:42,594
BUT NO OFFENSE TO YOU.
272
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,053
I THINK SELLING LIQUOR'S
A GREAT THING.
273
00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:47,974
OK, HERE YOU GO.
274
00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:50,602
YEAH. HEH HEH.
275
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,687
'CAUSE I'M 25, RIGHT?
276
00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:53,855
'CAUSE YOU GOT MONEY.
277
00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:55,815
YEAH, BUT I AM 25.
278
00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:58,026
DON'T NEED TO BE.
CAN'T DRINK A TAP.
279
00:12:58,194 --> 00:12:59,194
I CAN PROVE IT TO YOU.
280
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,355
I GOT MY I.D. S OUT IN THE...
281
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,155
IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.
TAKE CARE.
282
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:02,822
YEAH, BUT I...
283
00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:05,533
LEAVE NOW.
284
00:13:07,995 --> 00:13:09,537
YEAH.
285
00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:15,084
OH HO HO HO, KELSCHMO.
286
00:13:15,252 --> 00:13:17,128
WHAT YOU GOT THERE?
287
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:18,213
THAT... THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY,
288
00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:20,465
THAT THING YOU DID
WITH MY NAME... KELSCHMO.
289
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,008
I GOTTA GO.
290
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:27,555
OOH! AWW.
291
00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:28,973
I BELIEVE THIS IS YOURS.
292
00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:31,100
[GOOFY LAUGH]
293
00:13:31,268 --> 00:13:33,019
YOU BROKE HIS... HIS THING.
294
00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:34,270
AND YOU GAVE IT BACK.
295
00:13:34,438 --> 00:13:35,104
THAT WAS GREAT.
296
00:13:35,272 --> 00:13:37,023
YEAH, YEAH.
297
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:40,735
SO YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING
ABOUT THE POOR MAN?
298
00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:42,529
YES. YOU HAVE MADE YOUR POINT.
299
00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:44,113
MANY TIMES.
300
00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:46,699
HE'S A BAD BOY WHO'S
HAD SOME ROUGH BREAKS,
301
00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:49,452
BUT HE ISN'T BAD IN HIS SOUL.
302
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,538
[CRYING]
303
00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:55,291
OK. OK, ENOUGH
DAIQUIRIS FOR YOU.
304
00:13:58,212 --> 00:14:01,172
KITTY, WHAT DO YOU
LOOK FOR IN A MAN?
305
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:02,966
OH, WELL, I'M MARRIED.
306
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,176
I'M KINDA THROUGH LOOKING.
307
00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:06,886
OH KITTY, YOU CAN ALWAYS LOOK.
308
00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:08,388
IT HELPS YOU TO FANTASIZE.
309
00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:13,393
LIKE SOME NIGHTS I'M... I'M DOING
THE NEWS WITH WALTER CRONKITE.
310
00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:16,896
OK, UM, I'M JUST...
311
00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:20,233
YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA
FINISH YOUR DAIQUIRI.
312
00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:25,196
IT'S BROKEN.
313
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:27,824
I GOT DUCT TAPE.
314
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:30,201
DUCT TAPE? DO YOU
KNOW HOW MUCH PRESSURE
315
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:31,911
RUNS THROUGH THAT TAP?
316
00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:35,373
I GOT A WHOLE ROLL OF DUCT TAPE.
317
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,041
I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS.
318
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:39,711
FORMAN, YOU NEED TO GET
YOUR DAD'S TAP NOW.
319
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,630
MY DAD DOESN'T HAVE A TAP.
320
00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:45,466
RED'S GOT BICENTENNIAL
SWIZZLE STICKS.
321
00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:48,052
HE'S GOT FAKE LEMONS
WITH REAL LEMON JUICE.
322
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:50,430
HE'S GOT TOOTHPICKS
SHAPED LIKE SWORDS.
323
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:53,516
RED FORMAN IS A COCKTAIL DAD.
324
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:57,020
AND COCKTAIL DADS
HAVE BEER TAPS.
325
00:14:57,187 --> 00:14:59,439
COME ON, ERIC, WE NEVER
ASK YOU FOR ANYTHING.
326
00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:02,567
YOU GUYS ASK ME FOR EVERYTHING!
327
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,152
SO WHAT'S ONE MORE THING?
328
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,361
NO, FORGET IT.
329
00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:06,779
I'VE DONE ENOUGH TODAY ALREADY.
330
00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:08,781
COUNT ME OUT.
331
00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:11,910
HEY, KELSCHMO.
332
00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:13,661
WHAT, YOUR TAP IS BROKEN?
333
00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:17,957
WHY DID YOU DO SOMETHING STUPID
LIKE BUY A STUPID BROKEN TAP?
334
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:20,585
WHAT ARE YOU, STUPID?
335
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:23,922
IT WASN'T BROKEN
UNTIL YOU BROKE IT.
336
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:29,886
OHH, MAN.
337
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:30,762
DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP.
338
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,180
YOU HAD NO WAY OF KNOWING.
339
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:33,431
ANYWAY, WE GAVE IT BACK.
340
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:34,599
YEAH, BROKEN.
341
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:35,391
HEY, LAY OFF HIM, ALL RIGHT?
342
00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:36,726
HE FEELS BAD ENOUGH ALREADY.
343
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,186
HE SHOULD BECAUSE HE'S A MORON.
344
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:39,103
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
345
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:41,314
I SAID THAT YOU'RE BOTH MORONS.
346
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,202
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
YOU GONNA BEAT ME UP?
347
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:45,237
YOU WEIGH 400 POUNDS TOGETHER.
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
348
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:48,029
THE FACT IS THAT THE TAP
IS BROKEN, AND IT'S YOUR FAULT.
349
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:49,864
MORONS!
350
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:55,078
YOU ARE SO RUDE.
351
00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:56,996
GIVE US OUR 4 BUCKS BACK.
352
00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:59,123
OK, FEZ...
353
00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:03,753
FAMILIAR?
354
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,302
WOW, ERIC.
355
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:13,179
YOU JUST TORE THEIR MONEY!
356
00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:14,847
THEN YOU GAVE IT BACK.
IT WAS GREAT.
357
00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:16,474
THAT WAS GREAT.
358
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:23,064
BUT ENOUGH OF
THIS LEVITY, WENCH.
359
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:24,899
WE CAME HERE TO HAVE A PARTY,
360
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:29,028
AND AS GOD IS MY WITNESS,
THERE WILL BE A PARTY.
361
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,782
HUZZAH! HUZZAH! HUZZAH!
362
00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:39,982
NOPE, I HAVEN'T SOLD
A KEG ALL DAY,
363
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:42,709
BUT A YOUNG GUY
DID COME IN FOR A TAP.
364
00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:45,253
YOUNG GUY, HUH?
365
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:49,549
LOOK, THEY GOT
PlÑA COLADA IN A CAN.
366
00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:52,010
BOB, WE'RE DOING SOMETHING HERE.
367
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:53,678
OH, RIGHT.
368
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,805
YOU KNOW...
369
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:58,891
I MIGHT'VE HEARD
SOMETHING ABOUT A PARTY.
370
00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:00,476
CAN'T RECALL.
371
00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:05,606
MAYBE, UH, ANDREW JACKSON
COULD REMIND ME.
372
00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:09,152
ANDREW JACKSON, HUH?
373
00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:13,781
HE'S NOT IN.
374
00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:18,286
BUT ABE LINCOLN'S HANGING OUT
WITH THE WASHINGTON TWINS.
375
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:22,373
WOULD THEY HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE
OF THE FESTIVITIES?
376
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:28,046
SO, A REAL WISENHEIMER, HUH?
377
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:30,465
WELL, LET'S SEE
HOW SMART YOU ARE
378
00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:32,175
WHEN I SNAP OFF YOUR HEAD!
379
00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:34,010
OK, OK, MAN.
380
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:37,513
THEY... THEY SAID SOMETHING ABOUT
A VACANT HOUSE ON SHERMAN.
381
00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:38,306
I KNOW THAT PLACE.
382
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:41,976
IT'S THE VACANT HOUSE
ON SHERMAN.
383
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:43,311
GOOD WORK...
384
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:45,188
STARSKY.
385
00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:48,524
LET'S, UH, ROLL.
386
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,746
EVERYBODY IN THE DEEP END.
387
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,414
MY MOTHER IS SHOWING THE HOUSE.
388
00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:04,582
NOW?
389
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:06,375
PEOPLE WORK.
390
00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:08,795
PIPE DOWN, EVERYBODY!
391
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:10,880
THE DECK IS NEW,
392
00:18:10,964 --> 00:18:17,804
AND THIS LOVELY TILE WALKWAY
LEADS DIRECTLY TO THE POOL.
393
00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:22,809
WHICH IS FILLED WITH
SOME OF THE LOCAL KIDS.
394
00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:25,353
HEAVILY CAUCASIAN.
395
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,105
IT'S A NICE NEIGHBORHOOD.
396
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:31,317
SOMETIMES BOB
PRETENDS HE'S POOR.
397
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:34,821
I CALL HIM BUSTER.
398
00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:39,242
HE KNOCKS ON THE DOOR,
AND I ANSWER IN MY TEDDY.
399
00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:41,369
AND HE SAYS, "DOES THE RICH LADY"
400
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,579
NEED ANY HELP AROUND THE HOUSE?"
401
00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:44,872
AND I SAY...
402
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:50,336
"I KNOW SOMETHING THAT NEEDS
ATTENDING TO IN THE BEDROOM."
403
00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:55,174
I'LL SPARE YOU THE DETAILS,
BUT IT ENDS IN WHOOPEE.
404
00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:57,510
HA HA HA!
405
00:18:57,678 --> 00:19:03,474
YOU KNOW, THIS IS AS MUCH FUN
TO MAKE AS IT IS TO EAT.
406
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:04,892
YOU KNOW, SPEAKING OF WHICH,
407
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:08,646
UM, HOW DO YOU GET BOB
TO PLAY THOSE GAMES?
408
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,941
I HAVE A REWARD SYSTEM.
409
00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:14,318
HUH.
410
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:18,948
YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES RED
WOULD WEAR A SAILOR'S UNIFORM.
411
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:20,199
REALLY?
412
00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:21,367
YEAH.
413
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:22,910
BUT HE WAS IN THE NAVY.
414
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,584
OOH, KITTY.
415
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:31,711
OOH.
416
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:41,929
DOES HE STILL HAVE
HIS SAILOR'S UNIFORM?
417
00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:46,601
OH, NO.
418
00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:47,768
JUST HAS THE HAT.
419
00:19:47,936 --> 00:19:49,395
HA HA HA.
420
00:19:57,529 --> 00:20:00,489
I STOLE MY DAD'S TAP!
421
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:06,829
BACK FROM THOSE THIEVES.
422
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:10,750
WE WERE WORRIED SICK.
423
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:12,835
YOU HAD US DRIVING
ALL OVER TOWN.
424
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:16,088
WE MISSED RICH MAN, POOR MAN.
425
00:20:16,256 --> 00:20:17,548
EXCUSE US, RED.
426
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:18,424
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
427
00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:19,425
WE'RE JUST GONNA
GRAB THIS KEG...
428
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:22,637
GET OUT OF HERE!
429
00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:24,013
WE'RE NOT FINISHED WITH THIS.
430
00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:25,932
NEITHER ARE WE.
431
00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:28,017
NOW, YOU TAKE HER HOME,
AND YOU WAIT FOR ME.
432
00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:29,310
THAT'S AN ORDER.
433
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:33,189
DITTO.
434
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:34,941
COME HERE.
435
00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:40,655
I CAN'T STAY MAD AT YOU
WITH THAT CUTE FACE.
436
00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:51,040
GET YOUR UGLY BUTT HOME.
437
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,297
MY DAD'S GONNA KILL ME.
438
00:20:58,465 --> 00:21:00,341
YOU'RE ALWAYS SAYING THAT.
439
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:03,761
YEAH, WELL,
THIS TIME HE'S GONNA KILL ME.
440
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:06,889
I MEAN, I CUT CLASS,
441
00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:08,516
I TRESPASSED,
442
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:10,226
I HAD STOLEN BEER,
443
00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:11,994
AND THEN I SWUNG
INTO A POOL FULL OF COPS
444
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:16,107
ON A GARDEN HOSE
CARRYING MY DAD'S TAP.
445
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,234
YEAH, THAT WAS SO COOL.
446
00:21:20,028 --> 00:21:22,571
REALLY?
447
00:21:22,739 --> 00:21:26,075
REALLY.
448
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:34,375
YOU LOOKED DANGEROUS.
449
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:38,879
DID I MENTION THAT
I KILLED A GUY IN ALGEBRA?
450
00:21:39,047 --> 00:21:41,132
GOOD NIGHT.
451
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,801
KILLER.
452
00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:50,808
BRING IT ON, RED.
453
00:21:56,898 --> 00:21:59,358
[DRUNKENLY]
I... I LOVE THAT BOY.
454
00:21:59,526 --> 00:22:01,277
ERIC'S A GOOD KID.
455
00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:03,154
THAT DONNA'S REAL SWEET, TOO.
456
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,656
MAN, THAT DONNA'S REAL HOT.
457
00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:06,866
HEY, THAT'S MY DAUGHTER.
458
00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:07,616
I'M JUST SAYING...
459
00:22:07,784 --> 00:22:09,424
YOU DON'T THINK
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?
460
00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:11,871
ALL RIGHT, BOB, IT'S TIME TO GO.
WE'LL JUST, UH...
461
00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:15,916
HEY, HEY, HEY! GET OUTTA HERE.
462
00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:20,755
ALL RIGHT. FINE.
463
00:22:20,922 --> 00:22:23,424
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