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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CARSEY-WERNER
PRODUCTIONS AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
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I'M WAITING.
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FORGET IT.
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JUST SAY IT, AND SHE'LL GO HOME.
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FINE.
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YOU'RE RIGHT, JACKIE,
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THE FONZ COULD
BEAT UP BRUCE LEE.
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THANK YOU. WHOO.
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NOW, MICHAEL,
CALL ME TONIGHT AT 8 O'CLOCK.
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BUT THAT'S WHEN
CHICO AND THE MAN IS ON.
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I KNOW.
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BUT I LIKE IT WHEN YOU
DESCRIBE IT TO ME.
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OH... DO YOUR CHICO
IMPERSONATION.
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I DON'T THINK THESE GUYS
REALLY WANT TO HEAR MY CHICO...
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OH, GO AHEAD, MICHAEL.
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BY ALL MEANS. PLEASE...
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ALL RIGHT.
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LOOKING GOOD!
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AAH!
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I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT!
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HEY, KELSO, QUICK QUESTION...
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WHY CAN'T YOU DATE SOMEONE
A LITTLE LESS ANNOYING?
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LIKE WHO?
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WHAT ABOUT BARBARA VANSON?
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NAH. SHE'S JUST
AS ANNOYING AS JACKIE.
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YEAH, BUT HER BOOBS ARE HUGE.
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SO?
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DO YOU FIND THAT ANNOYING?
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PAM MACY.
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NOW, SHE'S GOT SOME
KNOCKERS, BABY.
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TRUE, BUT THEY'RE NOT
BIGGER THAN BARBARA'S.
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YEAH, THEY ARE.
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YOU'RE DREAMING.
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IT'S LIKE COMPARING...
EXODUS AND DEUTERONOMY,
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BOTH OF WHICH HAVE TAUGHT US
VERY VALUABLE LESSONS.
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OH. HI, DAD.
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DAMN DRYER'S BROKE.
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AH, NUTS. I NEED MY VICE-GRIPS.
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HAVE YOU SEEN PAM IN A TUBE TOP?
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IT'S LIKE YOU'RE LOOKING AT
THE GRAND TETONS...
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IN A TUBE TOP.
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LOOK, THE ISSUE ISN'T,
ARE PAM'S BIG? RIGHT?
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THE ISSUE IS, ARE THEY
BIGGER THAN BARBARA'S?
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BECAUSE BARBARA'S
ARE BIGGER THAN...
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THE WALLS OF JERICHO, WHICH,
AS WE ALL KNOW,
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CAME TUMBLING DOWN, RIGHT?
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HELLO, MRS. FORMAN.
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HI. UH, ERIC, DID YOUR
FATHER COME DOWN HERE?
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YEAH. HE'S FIXING THE DRYER.
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OH, DEAR. HEH HEH.
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YOU KNOW, EVER SINCE
THE PLANT CUT BACK HIS HOURS,
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HE'S SPENT ALL
HIS TIME FIXING THINGS...
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THINGS THAT DON'T NEED FIXING...
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THINGS I NEED, THINGS I USE,
THINGS I LOVE. HA HA.
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I GOTTA GO HIDE THE CROCK POT.
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SOUNDS LIKE
YOUR DAD IS LOSING IT.
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JEEZ, IF HE'S LIKE THIS NOW,
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HE'S GONNA BE A TOTAL HEAD CASE
IF THEY SHUT DOWN THE PLANT.
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HE'S JUST GONNA BE
THIS PATHETIC GUY...
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WITH BREASTS THE SIZE
OF WATERMELONS!
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IS WHAT MOSES
SAID TO THE EGYPTIANS.
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KELSO, GO HOME.
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♪ HANGIN' OUT ♪
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♪ DOWN THE STREET ♪
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♪ THE SAME OLD THING ♪
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♪ WE DID LAST WEEK ♪
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♪ NOT A THING TO DO ♪
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♪ BUT TALK TO YOU ♪
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♪ WHOA, YEAH ♪♪
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HELLO, WISCONSIN!
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FORMAN HAS THE BALL.
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HE FAKES LEFT, HE FAKES RIGHT,
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THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET.
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THEY'RE CHANTING
"FORMAN! FORMAN! FOR..."
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GAME.
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I GOT WINNERS.
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NO. I GOTTA GO.
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IT'S ALMOST 8.
I GOTTA CALL JACKIE.
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LOOKING GOOD! LOOKING GOOD!
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SHUT UP.
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PINCIOTTI HAS THE BALL.
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FORMAN GUARDS HER CLOSELY.
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SHE TRIES TO SHAKE HIM,
BUT SHE CAN'T.
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PINCIOTTI ACTUALLY SCORES!
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HELL FREEZES OVER!
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A MONKEY TYPES HAMLET.
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1-0.
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LOSER'S OUT.
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PINCIOTTI THE UNDERDOG UP BY 5.
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SHE FAKES RIGHT, SHE FAKES LEFT,
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SHE FAKES RIGHT THEN LEFT.
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SHE FAKES FAKING RIGHT
AND FAKES LEFT.
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NOW SHE ACTUALLY...
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DONNA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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RUNNING OUT THE CLOCK.
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THERE IS NO CLOCK.
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SUCKER!
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AND THAT'S GAME!
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MAN, WHAT A SLAUGHTER!
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I JUST SWEPT THE COURT WITH YOU
FROM ONE END TO THE OTHER. WHOO!
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I GOTTA GO INSIDE,
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BUT I'LL LEAVE THE LIGHT ON.
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I DON'T WANT YOU
TO GLOAT IN THE DARK.
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WELL, HEY, ERIC,
DON'T YOU WANT YOUR BALLS BACK?
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OK NOW, THAT'S...
A LITTLE UNCALLED FOR.
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OH, UH, YEAH. THANKS.
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IS THIS TABLE WOBBLING?
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I... I DON'T THINK SO.
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NO, NO, NO, NO.
IT'S DEFINITELY WOBBLING.
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WELL, HONEY,
ANYTHING WILL WOBBLE
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IF YOU SHAKE IT HARD ENOUGH.
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GIVE ME A HAND, ERIC.
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WE'RE GONNA
FLIP THIS TABLE OVER.
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HONEY, HONEY, WE'RE EATING.
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WE'RE EATING.
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JUST PUT A
SUGAR PACKET UNDER IT.
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SUGAR PACKET?
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THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THIS COUNTRY, ERIC.
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NOBODY WANTS TO ROLL UP
THEIR SLEEVES AND WORK.
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THEY'RE ALL LOOKING FOR
THEIR SUGAR-PACKET SOLUTION.
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WELL, NOT ME.
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I'M GETTING A SAW.
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MOM, HAS DAD GONE CRAZY?
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I'M AFRAID SO, DEAR.
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WHOA...
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DONNA BEAT YOU IN BASKETBALL?
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IS THIS TRUE, ERIC?
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YEAH. WHAT? IS THAT A BIG DEAL?
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OF COURSE NOT...
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UNLESS DONNA HAPPENS TO BE,
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YOU KNOW, A GIRL.
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ESPECIALLY A GIRL YOU LOVE.
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YOU KNOW, IN MY COUNTRY,
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IF A WOMAN BEATS YOU,
IT MEANS THEY WANT YOU.
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REALLY?
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YES. BUT THIS IS AMERICA, WUSS.
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♪ WUSS, WUSS, WUSS, WUSS ♪
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♪ WUSS, WUSS WUSS, WUSS ♪
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KELSO. KELSO!
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WOULD YOU STOP THAT?
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♪ WUSS-WUSS-WUSS-WUSS
WUSS-WUSS ♪
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WAIT, WAIT.
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WHAT ABOUT KELSO?
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I MEAN, JACKIE HAS
HIM TOTALLY WHIPPED.
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WHIPPED LIKE THE FAMILY PIG.
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I AM NOT PIG-WHIPPED.
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WHERE DO YOU EVEN
GET THAT STUFF?
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
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[IMITATING JACKIE]
MICHAEL, CALL ME AT 8.
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MICHAEL, DO YOUR
CHICO IMPRESSION.
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MICHAEL, RUB OIL ON MY THIGHS
WHILE I SPANK YOU.
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PLEASE, SOMEONE ELSE TALK NOW.
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I THINK WE GOT IT.
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THAT'S LOVELY, RED.
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SOLID AS A ROCK.
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IT SURE IS. THANK YOU.
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NOW, UM...
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WHY DON'T YOU GO WATCH TV
WHILE I GET LUNCH READY?
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KITTY...
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TAKE YOUR HAND
OFF OF THAT MELON.
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YOU KNOW, YOU HAVEN'T
GONE FISHING...
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KITTY, TAKE YOUR HAND
OFF THAT MELON.
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WELL, I GOT TO GET BACK TO WORK.
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MIDGE, THIS TABLE'S
A LITTLE WOBBLY.
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STICK SOME SUGAR PACKETS
UNDER IT, WILL YA?
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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HELLO?
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OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD,
OH, MY GOD!
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DONNA, IT'S FOR YOU.
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HELLO?
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YOU BEAT ERIC AT BASKETBALL.
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HOW COULD THAT HAPPEN?
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SO I BEAT ERIC AT BASKETBALL.
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WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
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ERIC WILL NEVER
BE YOUR BOYFRIEND
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IF YOU KEEP BEATING
HIM AT STUFF.
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OK. IT IS LIKE
IN WESTSIDE STORY.
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NOW, IF MARIA BEAT TONY
AT ONE-ON-ONE,
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THEY WOULD HAVE NEVER
FALLEN IN LOVE.
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YEAH, AND TONY NEVER WOULD HAVE
BEEN KILLED IN THAT KNIFE FIGHT.
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AND NEITHER WILL ERIC
IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL.
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NO. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
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SOMEONE WILL STAB ERIC. BYE.
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HONEY, I THINK YOUR
ANNOYING FRIEND IS RIGHT.
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WHAT?
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CERTAIN THINGS CHANGE.
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ERIC AND I HAVE BEEN
PLAYING GAMES OUR WHOLE LIVES.
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SOMETIMES HE WINS,
AND SOMETIMES I WIN.
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NO. I MEAN THE RULES CHANGE.
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WOMEN HAVE TO PRETEND
TO BE WEAK AND FRAGILE
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SO THAT MEN CAN FEEL SUPERIOR.
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THAT'S INSANE.
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IF WOMEN DON'T LEARN
TO STAND UP FOR THEMSELVES,
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MEN WILL ALWAYS
CONTROL THE WORLD.
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OH, HONEY, MEN DON'T
CONTROL THE WORLD.
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OK. I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
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HONEY, COULD YOU
OPEN THIS JAR FOR ME?
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SURE THING, PUDDIN'.
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OOH.
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OH, I'M SO LUCKY TO HAVE MY BIG,
STRONG GRIZZLY BEAR AROUND.
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RROOAAARRR...
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FIRST OF ALL,
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YUCK.
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SECOND, THINGS DON'T EVEN
WORK LIKE THAT ANYMORE.
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THAT'S WHAT THE EQUAL RIGHTS
AMENDMENT IS FOR.
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THAT'S GOOD, DEAR.
YOU STICK TO YOUR PRINCIPLES,
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AND 40 YEARS FROM NOW
YOU CAN TELL ALL YOUR CATS
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HOW YOU WON A BASKETBALL GAME.
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OK, SHE WAS GOING, LIKE,
"THAT IS SO GROSS."
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AND I WENT, LIKE, "WELL,
IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE."
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AND SHE WAS, LIKE, "NUH-UH."
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AND I WENT, "YEAH, UH-HUH."
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UH-HUH.
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MAN, ARE YOU STILL ON THE PHONE?
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COME ON, LET'S GO.
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I CAN'T.
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HEY, THE MOVIE STARTS
IN 5 MINUTES. LET'S GO.
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I CAN'T.
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WUUUSSSS...
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JACKIE, HOLD ON.
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OK, I'LL TELL HER THERE'S
AN EMERGENCY AND I GOTTA GO.
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SHE'LL BUY THAT, RIGHT?
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YEAH, EXCEPT FOR ONE THING.
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JACKIE?
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JACKIE! OH...
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DON'T BE HER WHIPPED PIG.
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YEAH, LOOK...
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SHE HUNG UP ON YOU.
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LET'S GO.
YOU CALL HER LATER. OK?
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YEAH. SHE HUNG UP ON ME.
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LET'S GO.
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WAY TO BE. WAY TO BE.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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DO YOU WANT TO PLAY AIR HOCKEY?
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WITH YOU?
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OH, I'D LOVE TO, BUT, UH...
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I'M KIND OF TIRED.
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AND MY WRIST HURTS.
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AND I THINK
I'M COMING DOWN WITH THE FLU.
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00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:13,171
WELL, IT'S JUST AS WELL.
241
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,799
I'M PRETTY BAD AT IT.
242
00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:18,468
YOU KNOW, ONE GAME
ISN'T GOING TO KILL ME.
243
00:11:19,428 --> 00:11:19,969
ALRIGHT, YOU SERVE FIRST.
244
00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:21,513
OKAY.
245
00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:24,557
WHOA!
246
00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:25,975
NO WAY YOU COULD STOP THAT.
247
00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:29,104
THAT WAS GOING SO FAST,
YOU COULDN'T EVEN SEE THAT.
248
00:11:34,276 --> 00:11:36,152
I SAW THAT.
249
00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:51,584
WHOO.
250
00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:53,128
WELL, THAT'S GAME.
251
00:11:58,926 --> 00:12:01,845
THAT'S...
252
00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:04,931
THAT'S GREAT.
253
00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:06,850
ARE YOU OK WITH THAT?
254
00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:08,685
SURE.
255
00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:27,662
BINGO.
256
00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:32,375
AH, CRAP.
257
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:33,585
NO, NO, NO.
258
00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:35,634
NOW LOOK, WE JUST WILL
GET RID OF THESE CHAIRS,
259
00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:37,338
AND WE WILL SIT ON THE FLOOR
260
00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:39,174
LIKE THOSE NICE JAPANESE PEOPLE
261
00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:43,636
IN FLOWER DRUM SONG.
262
00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:45,646
I'LL HAVE TO MAKE NEW LEGS
FOR THE DAMN THING.
263
00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:46,890
I'LL BE IN THE GARAGE
IF YOU NEED ME.
264
00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:50,185
OK, WELL, NOW, YOU TAKE
YOUR TIME AND YOU DO A GOOD JOB.
265
00:12:50,394 --> 00:12:51,936
YOU CALL ME
IF YOU NEED ANYTHING.
266
00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:53,688
SHH!
267
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:56,983
I MEAN, IF...
268
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:59,986
SHH, SHH.
269
00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:01,321
IS IT ME...
270
00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:04,449
OR IS THAT REFRIGERATOR
TOO LOUD?
271
00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:11,080
WHAT REFRIGERATOR?
272
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:14,000
RED, THERE IS NO NOISE.
THERE IS NO NOISE.
273
00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:17,003
♪ YOU'LL BE SWELL ♪
274
00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:18,671
♪ YOU'LL BE GREAT ♪
275
00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:21,841
♪ GONNA HAVE THE
WHOLE WORLD ON A PLATE ♪
276
00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:34,020
HEY, NICE SHOT.
277
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:34,938
THANKS.
278
00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:36,397
YOU WANNA PLAY?
279
00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:38,191
I DON'T KNOW.
280
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:41,277
OK. WHY NOT?
281
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:44,405
LOOK, GAME TO 21.
I'LL TAKE IT OUT FIRST.
282
00:13:49,453 --> 00:13:50,662
HAVE YOU BEEN PRACTICING?
283
00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:52,705
WELL...
284
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:55,250
A LITTLE.
285
00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:07,554
MY GOODNESS, WHAT A SUPER SHOT.
286
00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:10,098
DONNA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
287
00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:12,308
I'M...
288
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:15,144
LOSING TO YOU, YOU BIG,
STRONG GRIZZLY BEAR.
289
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:16,646
RRAAARRR...
290
00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:24,153
DONNA, YOU'RE INTENTIONALLY
THROWING THE GAME.
291
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:25,822
I'M THROWING THE GAME?
292
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:27,031
DONNA?
293
00:14:27,157 --> 00:14:29,492
I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO FEEL BAD
ABOUT LOSING TO A GIRL AGAIN.
294
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:33,454
WELL, THANKS, 'CAUSE BEING
PITIED IS SO MUCH BETTER.
295
00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:35,264
GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU CARE ABOUT THIS.
296
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,292
ALL I DID WAS BEAT YOU
AT A FEW LOUSY GAMES.
297
00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:39,544
A FEW? NO, TWO.
TRY TWO LOUSY GAMES,
298
00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:40,795
NOT A FEW. TWO.
299
00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:42,130
AND I DON'T CARE,
300
00:14:42,339 --> 00:14:48,011
SO PLEASE LEAVE MY PROPERTY.
301
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,804
AS LONG AS YOU DON'T CARE.
302
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,850
GOD!
303
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,324
HAVE YOU BEEN STANDING
THERE THE WHOLE TIME?
304
00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:01,691
NO. I CAME OUT TO GET ONE
OF YOUR FATHER'S TOOLS.
305
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,986
HE'S IN THERE WORKING
ON MY REFRIGERATOR.
306
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,697
SO I GATHER YOU AND DONNA
307
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,616
ARE GOING THROUGH A ROUGH PATCH.
308
00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:10,825
NO, MOM.
309
00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:14,120
WE'RE IN A SCHOOL PLAY ABOUT
TWO PEOPLE WHO HATE EACH OTHER.
310
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,664
OH, OK. OK, MR. SMART-MOUTH,
311
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:18,754
BUT WHEN YOU GET OLDER,
YOU ARE GOING TO REALIZE
312
00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:20,501
THAT IT'S PRETTY
SILLY TO GET UPSET
313
00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:23,504
ABOUT LOSING A GAME
TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
314
00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:26,215
YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T WANT
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS.
315
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:26,966
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
316
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:28,801
I DON'T WANT TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT THIS,
317
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,596
BUT I WILL TELL YOU ONE THING...
318
00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:34,807
YOUR FATHER AND I HAVE PLAYED
MANY, MANY GAMES OVER THE YEARS,
319
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:37,936
AND WE NEVER KEPT SCORE,
AND WE ALWAYS HAD FUN.
320
00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:39,465
NOW, WHAT DID
I COME OUT HERE FOR?
321
00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:41,105
OH.
322
00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:44,275
YOUR FATHER'S FIXING
MY REFRIGERATOR.
323
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:56,537
RED, HONEY...
324
00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:58,081
FORGET THE REFRIGERATOR.
325
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:01,668
THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG
WITH THE GARAGE DOOR.
326
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:06,881
MICHAEL...
327
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,968
WE NEED TO TALK.
328
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:14,681
AND I AM OVER HERE...
329
00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:19,894
OH, GOD, WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
330
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:22,730
WELL, YOU COULD... AND I KNOW
THIS IS A RADICAL SUGGESTION...
331
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:25,483
BUT, UM, BE A MAN?
332
00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:29,821
YOU'RE RIGHT, HYDE.
333
00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:32,782
NO MORE EXCUSES.
334
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:36,202
SHE WILL CRUSH HIM, YES?
335
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:39,622
LIKE THE SPIRIT OF
YOUR MAYAN FOREFATHERS.
336
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,917
MY FOREFATHERS WERE NOT MAYAN.
337
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:44,836
LIKE ANYONE CARES.
338
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:49,090
SO, MICHAEL?
339
00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:52,135
SO, JACKIE...
340
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:01,394
I DIDN'T MEAN
TO MAKE YOU HANG UP ON ME.
341
00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:04,147
I'M SORRY.
IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
342
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:04,856
THAT'S OK.
343
00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:07,608
YOU WERE OBVIOUSLY
UNDER A BAD INFLUENCE.
344
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:11,529
YEAH.
345
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,156
I'M THIRSTY.
346
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:15,950
MICHAEL, GET ME A POP.
347
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,749
I'M SORRY.
I REMEMBER SAYING "BE A MAN,"
348
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:25,543
NOT "BE A WUSS."
349
00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:28,671
I AM ASHAMED TO KNOW YOU.
350
00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:34,052
UH-HUH.
351
00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:37,847
ALL RIGHT. ALL THOSE WHO
ARE GETTIN' SOME, HANDS UP.
352
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,391
ANYBODY ELSE?
353
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:41,726
GETTIN' SOME?
354
00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:43,895
HYDE? FEZ?
355
00:17:44,104 --> 00:17:46,522
YEAH.
356
00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:03,873
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
357
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,417
OH, JUST... SHOOTIN' SOME HOOPS,
358
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,961
WAITING FOR AN APOLOGY...
359
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:11,506
WELL, WHEN YOU THINK OF ONE,
I'LL BE GLAD TO HEAR IT.
360
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:19,055
OK, LOOK...
361
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:20,932
WE WERE BOTH ACTING LIKE JERKS.
362
00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:22,558
I'M SORRY.
363
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:25,103
YEAH, I'M SORRY, TOO.
364
00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:28,856
YOU KNOW, MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T
PLAY BASKETBALL ANYMORE.
365
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:31,734
OR ANY GAMES, FOR THAT MATTER.
366
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,236
YEAH. MAYBE.
367
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:34,695
END OF AN ERA, HUH?
368
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,364
HEY, REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE 8
369
00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:38,074
AND I BEAT YOU AT WRESTLING?
370
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:39,784
THAT WAS FUN.
371
00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:43,329
DONNA, YOU SAT ON MY CHEST
AND MADE ME EAT A CLUMP OF DIRT.
372
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:45,998
ALL RIGHT, SCREW IT.
YOU WANT TO JUST PLAY?
373
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:48,251
YEAH. YEAH, I DO.
374
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:49,740
HEY, YOU'RE NOT
GONNA MAKE ME EAT
375
00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:51,504
A CLUMP OF DIRT AGAIN, ARE YOU?
376
00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:53,131
WE'LL SEE.
377
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:57,969
FORMAN HAS THE BALL.
378
00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:00,096
HE FAKES LEFT,
HE BLOWS BY PINCIOTTI...
379
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:02,223
PINCIOTTI LEAPS ON HIS BACK...
380
00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:05,852
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
381
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:06,644
GIVE ME THE BALL!
382
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:09,605
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
383
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,732
YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?
384
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:20,283
OK, FOUL.
385
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:22,952
SO NOW SUDDENLY WE'RE
CALLING EVERY LITTLE THING?
386
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:23,619
WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
387
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:24,996
REACHING FOR A CLUMP OF DIRT.
388
00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:26,998
NO. DON'T.
389
00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:29,333
I MUST... REACH...
CLUMP OF DIRT.
390
00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:32,003
NOT WHILE I STILL BREATHE.
391
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,300
WHAT? NOTHING.
392
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:39,302
DONNA?
393
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:39,927
YOU GOTTA GO.
394
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:40,553
THAT'S MY DAD.
395
00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:41,179
RIGHT.
396
00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:41,888
SEE YA.
397
00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:44,056
BYE.
398
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:45,558
HEY, WAIT. WHO WON?
399
00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:47,894
I WASN'T KEEPING SCORE.
400
00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:49,604
COOL. ME, NEITHER.
401
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:58,321
WELL, THAT WAS PRETTY SAD, ERIC.
402
00:19:58,530 --> 00:19:59,530
WHAT?
403
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:00,364
COME ON...
404
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:02,325
I'M GONNA TEACH YOU
HOW TO PLAY BASKETBALL.
405
00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:04,160
WE GOT 4 HOURS
'TIL YOUR BEDTIME,
406
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:08,539
AND WE ARE GONNA
DRILL, DRILL, DRILL.
407
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:10,249
BUT I THOUGHT...
408
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,001
THAT MOM NEEDED YOUR HELP.
409
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,711
Mrs. Forman: CAN'T HEAR YOU,
ERIC. I'M IRONING.
410
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:16,297
♪ LA LA-LA-LA... ♪
411
00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:19,050
WE'LL START YOU OFF
WITH 100 SQUAT THRUSTS.
412
00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:20,885
BUT DAD, WE DON'T
EVEN KNOW WHO WON.
413
00:20:21,094 --> 00:20:21,761
SHE DID.
414
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:23,304
NOW, HIT IT.
415
00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:28,601
1...
416
00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:31,604
2...
417
00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:34,273
3...
418
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,067
4...
419
00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:38,778
98...
420
00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:41,572
99...
421
00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:43,115
100.
422
00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:49,997
OK. LET'S PLAY.
423
00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:59,590
BUT BARBRA STREISAND
BECAME THIS HUGE STAR, RIGHT?
424
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,260
BUT KRIS KRISTOFFERSON
COULD NOT TAKE IT ANYMORE,
425
00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:06,055
SO HE DRINKS AND DRINKS
AND CRASHES HIS CAR.
426
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,932
ISN'T THAT ROMANTIC?
427
00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:11,686
SAY "YES, IT IS."
428
00:21:11,895 --> 00:21:13,187
YES, IT IS.
429
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:16,399
OH, I JUST LOVE
ROMANTIC MOVIES, DON'T YOU?
430
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:19,360
"YES, I DO."
431
00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:22,530
YES, I DO.
432
00:21:22,739 --> 00:21:25,533
YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A GOOD
ROMANTIC SCENE IN A MOVIE?
433
00:21:25,742 --> 00:21:27,076
THAT NIGHT WE HAD
BY THE RESERVOIR
434
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,120
WHEN WE WENT SKINNY DIPPING.
435
00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:32,331
REMEMBER?
436
00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:36,502
"NO. DESCRIBE IT TO ME."
437
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:38,337
NO. DESCRIBE IT TO ME.
438
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:40,673
MICHAEL, YOU'RE SO BAD.
439
00:21:40,882 --> 00:21:44,677
OK. THE WATER WAS REALLY COLD,
440
00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:46,554
SO WHEN I DOVE IN...
441
00:21:46,763 --> 00:21:48,139
WELL, YOU KNOW.
442
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:50,975
NO, I DON'T KNOW.
443
00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:52,852
MICHAEL!
444
00:21:58,650 --> 00:21:59,775
UM...
445
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:00,985
DAD, ABOUT THIS TABLE.
446
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:01,527
ERIC...
447
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:02,737
WHAT ABOUT THE TABLE?
448
00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:07,241
JUST THAT IT IS
SO DARN GREAT, RED.
449
00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:09,869
I THINK I OUGHT TO
SHAVE DOWN THE LEGS.
450
00:22:10,078 --> 00:22:13,080
NO. THAT WOULD
JUST RUIN IT, RED.
451
00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:16,083
FOR GOD'S SAKES, I KNOW HOW
TO CUT THE LEGS OFF A TABLE.
452
00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:19,879
YOU'RE TELLING ME.
453
00:22:20,088 --> 00:22:22,590
WHAT WAS THAT?
454
00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:24,216
NOTHING, SIR.
455
00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:26,218
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