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South Park - Season 11 Episode 14
"The List"
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Fellas! Fellas!
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It's- Oh my God!
You're not gonna believe this!
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- Dude, Butters, calm down.
- Okay. Okay.
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I was talking to Pete Wetchney,
and he said that Danny Chadwick
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said that his sister told him that
the girls in our class have a list
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that rates every boy's looks
from cutest to ugliest.
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- So who do they say is the cutest?
- I dunno.
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- Who do they say is the ugliest?
- I don't know.
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It's like a girl thing. They won't let
anybody see the list but them.
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They can't do that. Who are they
to judge us on how we look?
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Yeah. You think they
rate us just for looks,
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or they take personality into account?
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If it's just looks
then I think I'm safe.
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You guys, who cares if the girls
make some stupid list?
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Girls make dumb lists all the time.
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Yeah, Kyle's right. Screw it;
we have better things to worry about.
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You're just saying that because you know
you're gonna be very last on the list!
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Oh please, I don't think so, Craig!
Chicks think I'm way hotter than you!
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You don't think they put
the fat tub of lard at the bottom?
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No, because people know
I'm not fat! I'm buff.
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They probably put you
at the bottom of the list
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because you have fucked up teeth!
Or Kenny 'cause he's poor.
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(They didn't put me
at the bottom, did they?)
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Kenny, face it:
Girls don't wanna Pop-Tarts
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for dinner every night
when they get married.
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You don't think they said I'm the
ugliest boy in the class, do ya?
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Well if they did,
my parents will ground me.
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You guys, do you really care
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what a bunch of girls have to say
about how you rank in looks?!
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- All right, Bebe, let's see the list.
- What??
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You know what I'm talking about, bitch!
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The list where you rate the looks
of each boy in the class!
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That's not for boys to look at! It's a
secret girl list and you can't see it!
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Craig is on the bottom, right?
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Or is it Kenny 'cause you'd be eating
Pop-Tarts for dinner if you married him.
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I'm not... telling!
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And anyway, I'm not
the list keeper, Nelly is!
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And Nelly will never
let you look at it, so there!
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Fuck you Bebe! Fuck you bitch!
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Well, I guess we're never
gonna get that list from the girls.
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Screw that, dude! We're guys.
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We can outthink them.
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All right, here's what we know.
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That chick Nelly is the one who's
in charge of holding the list, right?
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She apparently keeps it
in a purple Pee Chee folder.
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We need a plan to get it from her.
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This is what I call
"Operation: Cannot Possibly Fail."
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Neato!
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At 1 p.m. tomorrow, Nelly will have
to walk from Home Ec to Social Studies.
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That's our best time to strike.
As she makes her way through Hallway 3,
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Craig will be ready with
a distraction device here.
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When she stops and turns
to Craig in the hallway,
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Butters will run up
and kick her in the balls.
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Okay!
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Once Butters kicks her in the balls,
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she'll fall to the floor, dropping
the Pee Chee, and Kenny
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will swoop in from Corridor 3-Delta,
and grab the Pee Chee. Are we good?
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What'd you do that for?!
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Hey, what's your problem, asshole?!
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Bail, bail!
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Okay, our mission failed,
but we've learned a lot.
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Primarily that girls do not have balls.
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They sure don't.
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Never mind, because
we are going to Plan B,
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one that I call "Operation:
Cannot Possibly Fail A Second Time."
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When Nelly leaves
the cafeteria for recess,
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Kenny will jump in front of her
and spit on the ground.
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You think maybe girls keep their balls
on the inside of their tummies?
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Butters, we're done talkin' about
girls' balls right now! Pay attention!
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{\South Park Elementary}
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We got it! We got it!
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We got the list from the girls!
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Give that back you dirty buttholes!
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Tape it to the wall, Kenny!
Jason, watch the door!
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All right, hurry!
Get it up there! Let's see it!
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Hurry hurry! What's this thing? Where
am I? What number am I on? Is it set up?
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It's listed in order
from cutest to ugliest.
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- Clyde's number one.
- Me? I'm the cutest?
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And then Token, and then me.
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I'm number two? Wow.
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Come on, let me see!
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Oh boy! I'm number 11!
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Whoopee! Number 11!
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Ah! Look at that!
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I'm hotter than you, fatso!
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What?! That's bullcrap!
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Oh, so big deal, guys!
You feel better now?
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Clyde's the best looking kid
in the class. And then Token and Stan,
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and last is Francis, Cartman, and...
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Me?
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You're last, dude!
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- No way.
- Yes way! Check it out!
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- Cartman, lay off! You're next to last.
- So? I'm hotter than Kyle.
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I'm better looking than Kyle!
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Yes! I'm hotter than Kyle!
I'm hotter than Kyle!
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I'm last? Last?
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Dude, it's just a stupid list, remember?
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I got voted the ugliest boy
in the whole class?
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Who cares what dumb girls think, right?
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Mom, Dad! I'm not the
ugliest kid in the class!
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Kyle Broflovski is!
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- Well good for you, Butters.
- Way to go, champ.
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Whoopee!
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Well, guess we don't have
to ground him.
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Kyle, what's the matter?
You barely touched your knishes.
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The... girls at school.
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They made a list and
voted me the ugliest boy.
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What? That's ridiculous.
My little bubbeleh is adorable!
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Look, I know I'm not
the best-looking guy in town,
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but I I didn't think
I was the very ugliest.
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You're not ugly, Kyle.
You're my perfect little man.
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You look just like your father.
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Oh God! I do?
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But he has his mother's nose.
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Kyle, you are very handsome
and perfect in every way.
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Ike, Ike, you have to be honest.
Am I ugly, yes or no?
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You all think I'm ugly!
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Jesus Christ, the least
you could have done is told me!
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Kyle, come back here!
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I'm better-looking than you!
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The girls think I'm
better-looking than you, Kyle!
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Dude, Kyle.
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Can you hear me?
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They totally think
I'm hotter than you are.
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Kyle!
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Kyle, I'm more attractive. Kyle?
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Clyde, it's time to be getting to bed.
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Hey, what's goin' on?
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What's goin on? Hey.
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Oh yeah, hey, whassup?
What's goin' on?
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Nice.
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- Hey, what's goin' on?
- Hey Clyde.
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- Hey.
- Hi Clyde.
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What's goin' on?
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Hey ugly!
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Hey, Kyle.
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Look man, it doesn't matter
what people think, okay?
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You know,
Abraham Lincoln was pretty ugly too,
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but look what he accomplished.
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Chin up, cowboy.
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- Hey, what's goin' on?
- Oh, not much, just hanging around.
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Hey, nice... nice ears!
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Pizza Face!
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Butters, that's not cool, man.
He can't help how he looks.
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Kyle, I was going to suggest
that maybe you should...
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hang out with the other
ugly kids in the school.
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Because if you hang out with them,
you won't stand out so much. Right?
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Cool.
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Hey.
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Hello.
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Are you going to eat your pickle?
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Could somebody toss the football back?
It's over there next to the ugly kids.
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I hate coming to this school.
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It makes me angry.
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Yeah.
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Sometimes I just want to burn it down.
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Burn the whole school
down to the ground!
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No. You know what? Screw this!
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We aren't ugly!
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- We're not?
- No!
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Maybe we all just need
a little image change, you know?
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Like a makeover.
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Hey yeah.
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Like you!
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Maybe you just need
to let your hair down.
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And let's see how you
look without those glasses.
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Let's just... put those back on.
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I know, that song is so awesome.
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Uh Wendy. Could I talk to you?
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Of course, Stan.
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Just for a minute. Over here.
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You think he's gonna
beg her to come back to him?
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This is a nice surprise.
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I thought you were
never speaking to me again.
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Yeah well, I wanna talk to you
about this list you girls made.
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Which one? We make lists all the time.
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The one where you rated
the boys' looks in the class.
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Look, it really messed Kyle up, okay?
How could you vote him the ugliest?
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Look, personally,
I didn't vote him the ugliest.
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My vote was for Eric Cartman.
But enough of the other girls must have-
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So it wasn't unanimous.
Maybe you can just change the list.
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Change the list?!
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Do you have any idea
what that would take?!
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Maybe you don't understand
how important list-making is to girls!
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It's just not something we
do flippantly! There's protocol!
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Can't we just talk to
all the girls who made the list
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and find out why they voted Kyle last?
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All right, I'll try and get
you into our next list-making meeting.
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But it won't be easy.
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Today's list meeting is called to order.
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Rebecca, you have the floor.
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If it pleases and sparkles I suggest
we continue deliberations on List 47D:
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Which Girl Has The Cutest Purse?
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Rebecca moves we work on List 47D.
Does that sparkle with all the girls?
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Sunshine.
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Deliberating "Which Girl Has
The Cutest Purse"? Milly has the floor.
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If it pleases and sparkles,
I would like to submit
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that Jennifer's purse
is by far the cutest.
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Definitely cuter than Teresa's.
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I don't think anyone here disagrees
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that Jennifer's purse
is cuter than Teresa's,
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but it doesn't make it the cutest.
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The committee has already decided
that nothing with stripes
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can be in the Top 5 cutest purses.
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Sunshine sparkle Wendy has the floor.
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If it pleases and sparkles,
I would like to suggest that we...
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That we reopen last
week's list for debate.
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What'd she say?
She's gotta be kidding! Is she crazy?
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All right, all right,
come before the Rainbow Railing.
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Go ahead.
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I was just thinking that maybe you voted
a little... hastily on the cutest boy?
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You thought you should be number one?
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- No!
- Let me assure you
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that no list is made hastily
by this committee!
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He didn't mean that.
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He was just saying maybe we
should open it up again for discussion.
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I cannot by Sparkle Law move
to have an old list investigated.
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However, if you can find
recourse for such an inquiry, Wendy,
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I would review it.
Does that sparkle with all the girls?
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Sunshine.
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They all laugh at me!
And the girls giggle behind my back!
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Unable to even glance
at my disfigured face.
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Do not burn down the school, Kyle.
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- Who said that?
- I did.
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Do you know who I am?
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Abraham Lincoln?
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I am Abraham Lincoln.
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Burning down the school
will not solve your problems.
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You think you've been
cheated because you are ugly,
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but I am here to show you otherwise.
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Come! There is much to see.
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I want you to look in here.
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This woman is Nancy Pinkerton.
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As a child she was consistently the most
beautiful girl in her entire school.
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Her life as a youth
was filled with praises,
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and everything being handed to her.
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Boys told her she was special.
She was funny. She was interesting.
239
00:14:01,126 --> 00:14:03,427
But that's only because she was hot.
240
00:14:03,627 --> 00:14:08,054
It wasn't until she reached age 40,
when her looks started to fade,
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00:14:08,254 --> 00:14:11,636
that she learned she was actually
about as interesting and special,
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as a wet carrot.
243
00:14:15,716 --> 00:14:18,811
This is the home of
your new ugly friend, Yamal.
244
00:14:19,072 --> 00:14:21,847
Because he's ugly,
he gets nothing handed to him.
245
00:14:22,047 --> 00:14:24,358
He has to work at making
something of himself.
246
00:14:24,961 --> 00:14:29,191
But that work is gonna pay off when
he's an adult. He will have character.
247
00:14:29,391 --> 00:14:31,949
Something that kids
who are hot rarely develop.
248
00:14:32,463 --> 00:14:36,075
Like your classmate, Clyde.
Now that he knows he's good-looking,
249
00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:38,958
he doesn't have to make
any effort to be special.
250
00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:42,925
Naw, Rebecca's just a friend.
I wanna be with you now.
251
00:14:43,125 --> 00:14:45,129
Sure, yeah, I'll buy you some shoes too.
252
00:14:45,390 --> 00:14:47,660
Now his life will be about girls.
253
00:14:47,860 --> 00:14:50,761
Chatting with them on the
phone and buying them shoes.
254
00:14:50,921 --> 00:14:52,996
He will most likely marry very young,
255
00:14:53,116 --> 00:14:56,891
and not realize until age
40 that he's a total douche.
256
00:14:57,388 --> 00:14:58,893
And so you see, Kyle,
257
00:14:59,154 --> 00:15:02,112
it is actually the beautiful
kids that are cursed.
258
00:15:02,312 --> 00:15:05,853
But I can't wait to be an adult
to be happy. That's forever from now.
259
00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:07,301
You must be patient.
260
00:15:07,421 --> 00:15:11,405
Just take me home! I don't
wanna be here anymore! Take me home!
261
00:15:11,831 --> 00:15:13,130
Very well.
262
00:15:19,174 --> 00:15:21,624
Kyle, you need to think
about what I've told you.
263
00:15:21,744 --> 00:15:25,383
I don't want to! I don't want
anybody telling me how to feel anymore!
264
00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:28,172
Well then you're just a fucking asshole!
265
00:15:34,502 --> 00:15:37,365
Wait a minute.
Wait, Stan, I think I've got something!
266
00:15:37,485 --> 00:15:38,703
Take a look at this:
267
00:15:38,823 --> 00:15:41,145
during final deliberation
of the list for cutest boy,
268
00:15:41,265 --> 00:15:44,866
seven girls gave Clyde a
glitter rating of only one sparkle.
269
00:15:45,066 --> 00:15:47,210
I have no idea what
you're talking about.
270
00:15:47,330 --> 00:15:50,414
It doesn't add up. It is possible
that Rebecca made a mistake
271
00:15:50,534 --> 00:15:53,614
when she tallied the sunshine
votes onto the final list.
272
00:15:56,528 --> 00:15:58,665
- Oh, hey Wendy.
- Hey Rebecca.
273
00:15:58,865 --> 00:16:01,747
Do you still have the voter cards
for the list that rated the boys' looks?
274
00:16:02,008 --> 00:16:03,916
Oho Wendy, we're done with that list.
275
00:16:04,177 --> 00:16:06,190
I know, but I think
there's been a mistake.
276
00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:09,172
Six of the girls I've talked
to didn't vote Clyde the cutest.
277
00:16:09,292 --> 00:16:10,881
That means that mathematically
he should have been-
278
00:16:11,142 --> 00:16:15,242
All right, you need to stop...
digging around, Wendy!
279
00:16:15,788 --> 00:16:18,762
You might not like... what you find!
280
00:16:19,116 --> 00:16:22,532
Just back off and stop asking questions!
281
00:16:22,768 --> 00:16:26,408
You're getting close to a secret
that I don't think you can handle!
282
00:16:26,608 --> 00:16:28,429
Let it... go!
283
00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:35,573
That didn't sparkle with her, did it?
284
00:16:39,042 --> 00:16:41,142
One canister of propane,
285
00:16:41,404 --> 00:16:43,163
six cans of lighter fluid,
286
00:16:43,708 --> 00:16:46,125
seven gallons of high-octane kerosene,
287
00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:50,921
and a box of matches.
Okay, is that everything, little boy?
288
00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:53,841
That should just about do it.
289
00:16:54,102 --> 00:16:56,927
Do you like to put this
on your True-Value card today?
290
00:16:57,598 --> 00:16:59,263
Honorary Chair, Mrs. Secretary,
291
00:16:59,524 --> 00:17:02,308
I believe a member of our committee
has tampered with one of our lists.
292
00:17:02,974 --> 00:17:04,143
I've compiled a full report,
293
00:17:04,404 --> 00:17:07,225
and it turns out that nobody voted
Clyde the cutest in the class.
294
00:17:07,345 --> 00:17:10,983
I believe Rebecca changed the list
to make him number one.
295
00:17:11,563 --> 00:17:12,693
Why would she do that?
296
00:17:12,954 --> 00:17:16,124
Right after the list was made,
Rebecca started going out with Clyde.
297
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:20,242
You can read all the discrepancies here.
We need to remake that list.
298
00:17:24,415 --> 00:17:26,938
You just couldn't let it go!
299
00:17:27,807 --> 00:17:29,460
What do you mean? Call the girls in.
300
00:17:29,721 --> 00:17:32,463
I'm afraid we can't do that, Wendy!
301
00:17:32,724 --> 00:17:36,536
Did you know, Wendy, that Clyde's
father own the shoe store at the mall?
302
00:17:36,736 --> 00:17:39,494
A lot of us have always wanted
to date Clyde to get free shoes,
303
00:17:39,614 --> 00:17:43,098
but we couldn't,
because he wasn't popular enough.
304
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:45,475
You knew!
305
00:17:45,737 --> 00:17:49,091
Unfortunately, the members voted
Clyde in the bottom five of the list!
306
00:17:49,211 --> 00:17:51,198
That's why we had
to manipulate the votes,
307
00:17:51,318 --> 00:17:54,751
forge a new list, and...
hide the real one!
308
00:17:55,038 --> 00:17:58,763
So that you all could justify
dating Clyde and get shoes?!
309
00:17:58,963 --> 00:18:01,396
How dare you take
advantage of your position!
310
00:18:01,516 --> 00:18:04,828
I'm gonna tell Bebe and have you
both disbarred from the list committee!
311
00:18:05,362 --> 00:18:08,624
Bebe?! Who do you think
authorized the buyout?!
312
00:18:10,530 --> 00:18:12,669
No. Not Bebe.
313
00:18:12,931 --> 00:18:16,507
She's dating Clyde now.
Nobody loves shoes more than her.
314
00:18:17,237 --> 00:18:18,271
What's going on?
315
00:18:18,391 --> 00:18:20,469
When the other girls find out
you ignored their votes, they're gonna-
316
00:18:20,730 --> 00:18:23,484
Do you really think they'll believe
you over the heads of the committee?!
317
00:18:23,604 --> 00:18:25,545
We'll simple generate a new list!
318
00:18:25,712 --> 00:18:28,352
"Biggest Liars"! And put you at the top!
319
00:18:28,613 --> 00:18:33,387
Do yourself a favor, Wendy! Just let
it go! And keep your little mouth shut!
320
00:18:33,587 --> 00:18:35,220
I don't think so!
321
00:18:36,218 --> 00:18:37,361
Stan, run!
322
00:18:37,848 --> 00:18:39,148
Jesus, dude!
323
00:18:46,965 --> 00:18:48,799
Hey, kid, have you seen Kyle?
324
00:18:48,999 --> 00:18:50,916
We've looked everywhere
and we have to show him something.
325
00:18:52,336 --> 00:18:54,378
He's burning down the school.
326
00:18:54,754 --> 00:18:55,754
What?
327
00:18:56,015 --> 00:18:58,549
He said he gonna burn
the school down to the ground.
328
00:19:05,483 --> 00:19:08,545
All the cruel jokes and
ridicule will finally be over!
329
00:19:08,745 --> 00:19:12,274
Are you happy now, God?!
You made me look like this!
330
00:19:12,474 --> 00:19:15,547
- Kyle! Kyle, don't!
- Don't try and stop me, Stan!
331
00:19:15,747 --> 00:19:18,402
You don't know how it feels
to be a deformed monstrosity!
332
00:19:18,663 --> 00:19:21,780
- The list was a forgery, Kyle!
- Huh??
333
00:19:22,041 --> 00:19:24,700
It didn't sparkle with all the girls.
We have the real list.
334
00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:28,162
That's about far enough!
335
00:19:28,423 --> 00:19:29,580
Give me that list, Wendy!
336
00:19:30,192 --> 00:19:31,665
Stan, what is going on?!
337
00:19:31,926 --> 00:19:35,002
It was about shoes, Kyle. The
girls wanted shoes, so they set you up.
338
00:19:35,361 --> 00:19:37,204
Kyle was simple a casualty!
339
00:19:37,404 --> 00:19:40,237
To move Clyde meant that Craig
has to be moved to number twelve,
340
00:19:40,357 --> 00:19:43,010
which moved Jimmy
down and moved Jason up!
341
00:19:43,271 --> 00:19:44,845
So what number was I??
342
00:19:45,106 --> 00:19:48,098
You've compromised everything!
Our lists' integrity!
343
00:19:48,359 --> 00:19:51,310
Did you see these shoes, Wendy?!
They're incredible!
344
00:19:51,571 --> 00:19:53,872
It doesn't matter how
incredible they are; you can't-
345
00:19:53,992 --> 00:19:56,648
- Oh my God, those are amazing.
- Right?
346
00:19:56,909 --> 00:19:59,610
- Is that a lace across the top?
- No, it's a little strap.
347
00:19:59,871 --> 00:20:00,871
Wendy??
348
00:20:01,042 --> 00:20:03,489
Oh, but it doesn't matter.
You took it too far!
349
00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:06,992
If you hadn't gone all Nancy Drew on us,
this would have just gone away!
350
00:20:07,253 --> 00:20:08,494
She's gonna kill us?
351
00:20:08,755 --> 00:20:09,986
It's too late, Bebe.
352
00:20:10,106 --> 00:20:12,602
I've already made a full report
and sent a copy to the police.
353
00:20:12,722 --> 00:20:13,791
People will know.
354
00:20:14,052 --> 00:20:16,152
Oh please, you're lying.
355
00:20:20,384 --> 00:20:23,484
Give it up, Bebe. We know all about it.
356
00:20:23,731 --> 00:20:25,350
The list was compromised.
357
00:20:25,550 --> 00:20:29,583
Kyle Broflovski is not
the ugliest boy in the class.
358
00:20:36,699 --> 00:20:37,699
Wendy!
359
00:20:53,694 --> 00:20:55,758
Wait, I didn't do anything wrong.
360
00:20:55,958 --> 00:20:58,793
You can explain all that downtown.
361
00:20:59,055 --> 00:21:01,377
Here, Kyle.
We've been through a lot, but,
362
00:21:01,497 --> 00:21:05,597
you can finally see where
you really are on the list.
363
00:21:11,069 --> 00:21:13,496
- Sure you're okay with this, Kyle?
- I'm sure.
364
00:21:13,616 --> 00:21:14,961
Abe Lincoln was right:
365
00:21:15,081 --> 00:21:16,435
I don't wanna find out I'm good-looking
366
00:21:16,555 --> 00:21:19,151
and become a total
shithead when I grow up.
367
00:21:19,351 --> 00:21:20,566
Abe Lincoln?
368
00:21:20,827 --> 00:21:23,440
Stan, it's been really
great hanging out with you again.
369
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:27,051
I feel like you've changed somehow.
In a really awesome way.
370
00:21:27,251 --> 00:21:28,417
Yeah well,
371
00:21:28,728 --> 00:21:31,618
I guess a lot of things...
change, don't they?
372
00:21:41,472 --> 00:21:45,505
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