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South Park - Season 11 Episode 13
"Guitar Queer-o"
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Damn, you guys are good!
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Sharon, what are the boys doing?
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Oh, Stan and Kyle bought
a new video game together.
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They can play guitar now?
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No, no, they're just
little plastic controllers.
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You hit the colored buttons and it makes
the guitar track on the game play.
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If they spent half the time
learning a real instrument
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as they do playing that game,
who knows what they could accomplish.
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Hey yeah...
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Dude, listen to that video crowd!
They love us!
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So you boys like this music, huh?
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- Yeah, dude. It's Guitar Hero.
- Stan and Kyle are really good at it.
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Well you kids wanna see something
really cool? Check this out.
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Once I rose above
the noise and confusion
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Just to get a glimpse
beyond this illusion
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I was soaring ever higher
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But I flew too high
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- Though my eyes could see I-
- Dad? Dad!
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What are you doing?!
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I can actually play a lot of
these songs on a real guitar.
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You want me to teach you boys how?
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- Uhh, that's gay, Mr. Marsh.
- Yeah, that's stupid, Dad.
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But... But this is real.
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Real guitars are for old people.
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Do you mind, sir?
We wanna watch Stan and Kyle play.
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Alright, let's try to
score 60,000 points this time.
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Are you ready to rock?
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Carry on my wayward son
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There'll be peace when you are done
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Lay your weary head to rest
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Don't you cry no more
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Game over
You suck!
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They're gonna do it!
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Come on, guys,
a hundred thousand points!
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Cartman, shut up. We're concentrating.
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- Yeah!
- We did it!
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You have broken a
hundred thousand points!
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You Are
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Rock Stars!
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Dude, we are total rock stars now!
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You're not rock stars!
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This is just a stupid
plastic controller!
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Hang on.
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Stan Marsh?
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- Yeah?
- I'm Charles Kincaid,
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from the Kincaid Talent Agency?
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I just heard you just broke a hundred
thousand points on Guitar Hero.
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Yeah, we did.
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Well, I'm impressed.
And I'd like to be your manager.
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Wow, really??
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Dude! Dude,
Kyle, this guy wants to be our manager!
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- No way!
- For reals?
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Scoring a hundred thousand
points is impressive,
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but I think with the
right label behind you,
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you guys could make a million points.
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- That'd be awesome!
- So, we're in business then?
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But I hear the voices say
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Carry on my wayward son
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There'll be peace when you are done
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Lay your weary head to rest
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- Well, what do you think?
- I like it.
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That's these boys playing?
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No, that's Kansas. But these boys
scored a hundred thousand points to it
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on Expert Level in Co-op Mode.
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That's pretty goddamned impressive.
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Alright, we'll sign them
to a one-year deal.
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Yes! You did it, boys.
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Listen, boys, I'm having
a huge celebrity party
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at my giant mansion tonight.
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Why don't you come by
as my honorary new artists?
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Cool!
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Wow, this is a huge party.
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Oh yes, all the biggest
stars in Colorado are here.
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Dude, that's Ron Zappolo
from Channel 4 News!
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And look over there,
that's that Jake Jabs guy
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from American Furniture
Warehouse commercials.
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Everyone? Everyone,
this is Stan and Kyle.
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They just broke a hundred
thousand points on Guitar Hero.
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Please enjoy yourselves, there's
lots more coke and sex in the house.
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Dude! That's Jay Cutler over there!
Quarterback for the Denver Broncos!
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Oh my God!
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- Would you boys like to meet him?
- Are you serious??
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Jay, I want you to meet Stan and Kyle.
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They broke a hundred thousand
points on Guitar Hero.
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- Wow, really? Nice to meet you guys.
- Nice to meet you!
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I mean, you kind of suck, but my dad
says you might be good someday.
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Thanks...
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- Alex, have you seen my wife anywhere?
- You boys know Tom Shane,
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from the Shane Company
Diamond Store commercials?
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Do we? He's a legend!
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You remember these boys, Tom.
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They're gonna break a million points
live at the video arcade in a few weeks.
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That, would be impressive.
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Dude, we've arrived.
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We're super, awesome, and cool.
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Yeah. Life is finally going
to not suck so hard for us.
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You Rock!
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All right, nice rehearsal, boys.
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Dude, I totally miffed that middle part.
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- Did you see that?
- Yeah, that's almost impossible.
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That was real cool, kids.
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Hey, Kyle, there's a
different controller in my car
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that might work better for you.
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Why don't you go with Jim
and he'll help you find it.
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Oh, okay. Cool.
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You've got real potential, kid.
I have no doubt you can break a million.
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Really? That'd be sweet.
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I think you could.
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But uh, as for your friend, well, to be
honest, I think he's holding you back.
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- What, you mean, Kyle?
- Look, you score a lot higher than him;
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there's no question
who the better one is.
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I wanna put you with some other players,
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find a partner for you who
can really help you max your score.
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But, Kyle and I always play together.
We both chipped in for the game system.
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Very honorable.
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But you know where loyalty
gets you in a game like Guitar Hero?
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Nowheres.
Just listen to that video crowd.
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I haven't heard a video
crowd go that wild in a long time.
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You've got a chance
to score a million points,
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and I hate to see you throw it away
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because you're worried
about your friend's feelings.
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You're gonna love this kid, Stan.
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He's one of the best Guitar Hero
players I've ever seen.
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Except for you, of course.
Ah, Thad!
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Stan Marsh, this is Thad Jarvis.
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Sup?
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That here has backed up a lot
of really great Guitar Hero players.
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Isn't that right, Thad?
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Yup.
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He doesn't even need
a game system to play on.
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He can play Guitar Hero acoustically.
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Yeah, but can he play
Buckethead on Expert Level?
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Go ahead, Thad.
Show him what you can do.
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Check this out.
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- Pretty damn good, huh?
- Yeah, that's pretty good.
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But can you play "John the Fisherman"?
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Stan, with this kid backing you,
you're gonna make Guitar Hero history.
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Ohoh, I love this song.
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Wow wee, look at him go!
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Hey dude, how'd it-?
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Kyle...
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I... I thought you were sick.
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Who is this?
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This is um, Thad Jarvis.
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Sup?
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- Wha? What's going on, Stan?
- Kyle, I was gonna tell you later.
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Mr. Kincaid thinks I should
play with Thad for a while.
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But it's our game.
We bought it together.
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I know, and I wanna
be fair about it, so,
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- I'll buy you out of your part.
- Buy me out?! What are you saying?!
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What makes you so high
and mighty you can buy me out?!
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Don't put this all on me, Kyle!
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Oh my God this is so awesome.
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You were the one that's been
blowing off playing after midnight.
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- Not playing 'cause you were sick.
- I have been sick!
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Look, the point is I'm never gonna
break a million points playing with you!
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You know that's true!
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I guess I didn't realize
it was just about the points.
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Dude, this game rules.
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Let's just do this, all right?
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Hey! You're the kid I sold the Guitar
Hero game to. How are you liking it?
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It's okay, I guess.
But I need some game guides for it.
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My manager and producer set up
this live thing at the video arcade
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where I'm supposed to break a
million in front of everybody and I'm...
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stressing out.
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Yeah, Guitar Hero
can be pretty stressful.
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But you know,
maybe instead of a game guide,
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you should just buy another
game to kind of... ease the stress.
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Huh?
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Have you ever heard of... Heroin Hero?
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- Heroin Hero?
- It's a way easier game.
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All you do is run around a magical
forest and shoot simulated heroin.
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You could call it the
ultimate first-person shooter.
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- And there's no score? No crowds?
- No man.
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All you do is run through the
pretty forest and chase a big dragon.
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But you don't ever catch the dragon.
You just... keep chasing it.
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Chase me. Come on.
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This way. Shoot up and
then you can catch me. Come on.
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Dude, this is awesome.
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How are they coming?
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No worries, Mr. Hart. They'll be ready
for the big show in a few days.
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They'd better be. I paid
good money to rent this place out.
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Ugh. Damnit.
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Dude, suck. Did you practice last night?
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Yeah, I practiced last night!
Just shut up and play!
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No no, you know what?! Screw this!
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I'm not playing this song!
Why did you pick this stupid song?!
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Stan, it's the song we
all agreed you would play.
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Yeah? Well I changed my mind!
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We're changing the song to Cheap Trick!
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No way. I hate that bubblegum crap.
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Yeah? Well you're not the leader,
are you, Thad?!
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We play the music I wanna play!
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Stan, why are you so grumpy-grouchy?
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We're playing what I want,
and I'll select a different song!
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Yeah? Well how about this one?
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I quit.
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I quit I quit I quit.
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I quit I quit I quit.
I quit. I quit I quit.
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You know what?
That's great with me, Thad,
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'cause I don't need you to
break a million points! I never did!
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- Stan, what is the matter with you?
- I just wanna play alone, alright?!
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I can't concentrate with all
these assholes riding me all the time!
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What is this?
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Man...
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Are you playing Heroin Hero?
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- Just, just a little.
- No!
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Nobody plays Heroin Hero just a little!
You know, you never catch the dragon!
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I know, but it mellows me out, okay?!
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You'd better pull your act together,
because now you're gonna have
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to break a million points
and unlock superstardom solo!
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No problem.
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Like a knife that cuts you
the wound heals
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But the scar, that scar remains
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- Hey, beat it, kid! We wanna play now!
- I'm not done yet.
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Hey, I know you. You're Kyle Broflovski.
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Didn't you used to have
your own Guitar Hero game system?
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No. You're thinking of somebody else.
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Yeah, sure. He's the kid that
scored a hundred thousand points.
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How come you're playing here now?
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Look, just go ahead and play, alright?
Leave me alone.
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Can I get a Fresca, please?
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You're good at that game, kid.
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Too good to be playing
in a dump like this.
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Yeah well, I can't really
afford to play anymore anyway.
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I'm about out of quarters.
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Well look,
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maybe I can use some extra music
playing to this thing on weekend nights.
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You come in,
work around here a little and...
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maybe you can play it for free.
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I appreciate what you're trying to do,
Mick, but I ain't a charity case yet.
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Ehhh, charity case eh, I'm just trying
to help out a kid who's a little...
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down on his luck is all.
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Thanks, Mick.
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Catch me. Come on, catch me.
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What's wrong? Follow me. Come on.
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Marsh? Stan, you got-
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Oh my God!
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- Get up, Stan! Wake up!
- Huh? What, uh?
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You're going on in ten minutes!
Everybody's coming to see you!
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The dragon. Where did it go?
243
00:14:55,041 --> 00:14:56,932
You've gotta pull it together!
244
00:14:58,906 --> 00:15:00,806
Pull it together, Goddamnit!
245
00:15:03,813 --> 00:15:07,267
Thank you for coming to Gamecraft
Arcade to watch Stan Marsh
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00:15:07,467 --> 00:15:10,624
break a million points
and unlock superstardom.
247
00:15:14,002 --> 00:15:16,952
Go, Stan! Alright, Stan,
you've got it, man! Yeah, Stan!
248
00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:19,010
Dude, what's the matter with him?
249
00:15:19,130 --> 00:15:21,290
He's been up for three days
straight playing Heroin Hero.
250
00:15:22,491 --> 00:15:24,591
Come on, Stan! You got it!
251
00:15:25,889 --> 00:15:27,254
Goddamnit, he's a mess!
252
00:15:38,932 --> 00:15:40,782
Oh man, I can't watch this.
253
00:15:44,449 --> 00:15:47,483
What are you doing?!
The video crowd is starting to boo!
254
00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:52,112
Come on guys. Let's get out of here.
255
00:15:57,392 --> 00:15:59,688
The next time you bring me some talent,
256
00:15:59,888 --> 00:16:01,997
make sure they're talent-ed.
257
00:16:05,740 --> 00:16:08,933
You blew it!
You had it all and you blew it!
258
00:16:09,133 --> 00:16:11,965
Listen to that video crowd!
They hate you!
259
00:16:26,698 --> 00:16:27,798
There he is!
260
00:16:28,739 --> 00:16:30,776
So, did you break a million yet?
261
00:16:31,037 --> 00:16:33,882
No, I didn't break a million points
and unlock superstardom, all right?
262
00:16:34,002 --> 00:16:36,323
- I'm done with that stupid game!
- Aw, come on.
263
00:16:36,667 --> 00:16:40,160
Once you start playing Guitar Hero,
you can't stop till you reach the top.
264
00:16:40,446 --> 00:16:42,288
I just wanna find
something else to play.
265
00:16:42,833 --> 00:16:45,415
Have you played... Rehab Hero?
266
00:16:45,693 --> 00:16:48,586
You get chased by a big dragon,
but you keep running away from it.
267
00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:51,380
I just want a nice, simple...
driving game. How's that?
268
00:16:51,774 --> 00:16:53,633
Sssure kid. Sure.
269
00:16:58,797 --> 00:17:00,940
All right, that was the Splendifs.
270
00:17:01,140 --> 00:17:02,987
And now here's a hit you all remember.
271
00:17:03,107 --> 00:17:05,202
It's a song that two
local fourth grade boys
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00:17:05,322 --> 00:17:07,855
scored a hundred thousand
points to on Guitar Hero.
273
00:17:09,392 --> 00:17:11,527
Don't know whatever
happened to those boys.
274
00:17:11,674 --> 00:17:14,624
I guess... they're not
playing the game anymore.
275
00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:18,801
Once I rose above
the noise and confusion
276
00:17:19,347 --> 00:17:22,875
Just to get a glimpse
beyond this illusion
277
00:17:23,327 --> 00:17:26,917
I was soaring ever higher
278
00:17:27,436 --> 00:17:30,299
but I flew too high
279
00:17:31,269 --> 00:17:34,756
Though my eyes could see
I still was a blind man
280
00:17:35,151 --> 00:17:38,502
Though my mind could think
I still was a mad man
281
00:17:38,704 --> 00:17:41,346
I hear the voices when I'm dreaming
282
00:17:42,608 --> 00:17:45,266
I can hear them say
283
00:17:45,528 --> 00:17:50,063
{\Kile Barffloski on Guitar Hero}
284
00:17:50,686 --> 00:17:54,817
Woke up to the sound of pouring rain
285
00:17:56,189 --> 00:18:00,419
The wind would whisper
and I'd think of you
286
00:18:01,496 --> 00:18:05,777
And all the tears you cried,
that called my name
287
00:18:06,966 --> 00:18:08,182
And when you needed me I came through
288
00:18:08,302 --> 00:18:11,502
Kyle, could I just talk
to you for like five minutes?
289
00:18:11,871 --> 00:18:13,128
What are you doing here?
290
00:18:13,248 --> 00:18:15,881
- Please, it won't take long.
- Goddamnit.
291
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,879
We're gonna take a short break.
Be back in five.
292
00:18:23,016 --> 00:18:25,808
I was listening to you for a while.
Dude, you've gotten a lot better.
293
00:18:26,069 --> 00:18:29,853
Oh, thank you! I was so eagerly
awaiting your approval of my abilities!
294
00:18:30,367 --> 00:18:32,310
Look, Kyle, the game is still
set up at my house and,
295
00:18:32,430 --> 00:18:34,316
maybe we could go try
playing it again over there.
296
00:18:34,586 --> 00:18:37,737
Oh, so the gallant knight now comes to
rescue me from the bowels of mediocrity!
297
00:18:37,857 --> 00:18:40,077
Oh, thank you, your royal lordship!
298
00:18:40,277 --> 00:18:42,635
- That isn't it at all.
- You don't get it, Stan!
299
00:18:42,816 --> 00:18:46,829
I can play here all I want. I even get
free Frescas. I don't need you anymore!
300
00:18:48,622 --> 00:18:49,622
I know.
301
00:18:49,997 --> 00:18:51,047
I need you.
302
00:18:52,903 --> 00:18:54,293
I thought I was having a great time
303
00:18:54,413 --> 00:18:56,365
because I was getting
signed by managers and,
304
00:18:56,485 --> 00:18:59,720
going to big sex and coke parties,
but, then I realized,
305
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:02,428
I was having fun because
I was doing all that...
306
00:19:03,222 --> 00:19:04,872
with my best friend.
307
00:19:07,740 --> 00:19:09,690
It was pretty fun, wasn't it?
308
00:19:10,944 --> 00:19:12,019
Yeah.
309
00:19:12,594 --> 00:19:15,245
Look, I doubt we could break
a million together anyway.
310
00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:19,608
I don't care. I'd just like to play
with you again. For the fun of it.
311
00:19:20,217 --> 00:19:21,989
I don't really see the fun in...
312
00:19:22,655 --> 00:19:25,492
not trying to kick that
game's ass once and for all!
313
00:19:25,779 --> 00:19:28,112
- What, you mean it?
- I think we can do it, Stan.
314
00:19:28,232 --> 00:19:30,388
I've been close to a
million a few times by myself.
315
00:19:30,508 --> 00:19:34,058
- Then let's go, dude!
- Oh wait. I'm supposed to play here.
316
00:19:36,098 --> 00:19:38,213
Hey, Mick, would you mind
if I stepped out for a sec?
317
00:19:38,474 --> 00:19:40,404
Go on, get out of here, kid.
318
00:19:40,796 --> 00:19:43,552
Who needs your wailing and
rocking around here anyways?
319
00:19:44,082 --> 00:19:45,232
Thanks, Mick!
320
00:19:49,514 --> 00:19:51,567
All right, dude, let's do this.
321
00:19:51,776 --> 00:19:52,811
What the hell?
322
00:19:56,554 --> 00:19:59,345
Come on, come on. You almost got me.
323
00:19:59,635 --> 00:20:01,360
Catch me. Come on.
324
00:20:01,622 --> 00:20:05,949
- Aw Goddamnit! Dad, get off our X-Box!
- Hang on, I almost caught the dragon.
325
00:20:06,685 --> 00:20:08,451
You almost caught me.
326
00:20:08,713 --> 00:20:10,204
No, me and Kyle are
gonna play Guitar Hero!
327
00:20:10,465 --> 00:20:13,332
I can get him! Wait!
Where's he going now?
328
00:20:13,532 --> 00:20:15,417
You don't ever catch the dragon, Dad!
329
00:20:16,752 --> 00:20:17,752
No!!
330
00:20:18,014 --> 00:20:21,237
No, I said!!
I am your father!! Put it back on!!
331
00:20:21,725 --> 00:20:23,425
Mom, will you get Dad out of here?
332
00:20:26,117 --> 00:20:28,436
- Stop cheating, Craig!
- How was that cheating!
333
00:20:28,636 --> 00:20:30,534
'Cause you tricked me,
you black asshole!
334
00:20:30,654 --> 00:20:32,446
Fellas! Fellas!
335
00:20:33,307 --> 00:20:34,773
They're gonna do it!
336
00:20:34,973 --> 00:20:36,712
- What?
- Stan and Kyle!
337
00:20:36,912 --> 00:20:41,212
They're about to break a million on
Guitar Hero, and unlock superstardom!
338
00:20:41,963 --> 00:20:44,063
Oh, let's go! Come on, let's go!
339
00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:56,750
They're gonna do it!
340
00:21:00,473 --> 00:21:02,839
- They did it!
- Oh my sweet Jesus!
341
00:21:03,458 --> 00:21:07,608
You have played Guitar Hero
enough to reach one million points!
342
00:21:07,812 --> 00:21:09,364
Congratulations!
343
00:21:09,701 --> 00:21:10,930
You Are
344
00:21:11,556 --> 00:21:12,792
Fags!
345
00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:21,747
That's it?
346
00:21:22,619 --> 00:21:23,964
Goddamnit!
347
00:21:24,164 --> 00:21:25,514
Goddamnit!
348
00:21:32,575 --> 00:21:35,235
- Butters, you wanna play me next?
- Heh, okay,
349
00:21:35,435 --> 00:21:39,585
but I get to be the one that betrays
you after the sex and drug party.
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00:21:40,263 --> 00:21:43,921
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