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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,010 --> 00:00:07,918 South Park - Season 11 Episode 12 "Imaginationland Episode III" 2 00:00:34,417 --> 00:00:38,303 Imaginationland... used to be a happy place. 3 00:00:38,775 --> 00:00:40,916 But then the terrorists attacked, 4 00:00:41,116 --> 00:00:43,694 and so many of us were killed. 5 00:00:43,998 --> 00:00:45,849 The Barrier came down, 6 00:00:46,105 --> 00:00:49,989 and all the most evil imaginary characters were unleashed. 7 00:00:50,739 --> 00:00:53,795 Now our final battle will take place. 8 00:00:54,768 --> 00:00:57,724 The evil characters are marching toward us, 9 00:00:58,898 --> 00:01:01,665 with the intent to wipe us all out. 10 00:01:01,866 --> 00:01:05,351 - This is gonna be fun, huh? - Yeah!! 11 00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:09,340 We prepare for a battle we cannot win. 12 00:01:09,561 --> 00:01:12,587 Sweet and cuddly imaginary characters, 13 00:01:12,787 --> 00:01:14,877 many who have never held a weapon, 14 00:01:15,077 --> 00:01:17,917 must now fight for their very lives. 15 00:01:18,387 --> 00:01:20,518 We are too few in number, 16 00:01:21,049 --> 00:01:22,701 but we have one hope. 17 00:01:23,145 --> 00:01:25,621 That is where you come in, young boy. 18 00:01:25,883 --> 00:01:28,365 Only you can help us win this battle. 19 00:01:29,273 --> 00:01:30,669 Wuh, what can I do? 20 00:01:31,188 --> 00:01:35,047 You have a power here that you have yet to understand. 21 00:01:38,664 --> 00:01:40,609 {\Episode III} 22 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:48,273 No! 23 00:01:48,978 --> 00:01:49,979 Back it up! 24 00:01:51,471 --> 00:01:52,471 Look! 25 00:01:52,591 --> 00:01:53,691 Right there! 26 00:01:54,119 --> 00:01:55,192 See that?! 27 00:01:55,454 --> 00:01:56,454 No! 28 00:01:56,884 --> 00:01:58,822 What does that look like to you?! 29 00:01:59,246 --> 00:02:00,936 It's ManBearPig! 30 00:02:01,514 --> 00:02:03,164 I told you it was real! 31 00:02:03,450 --> 00:02:04,500 Look again! 32 00:02:06,709 --> 00:02:10,647 There! Half man, half bear, and half pig! 33 00:02:11,292 --> 00:02:12,293 Do you see it?! 34 00:02:12,921 --> 00:02:14,837 Yes, we see it, Mr. Gore. 35 00:02:15,188 --> 00:02:16,799 Something big is going on, 36 00:02:16,999 --> 00:02:19,487 and the American people need to know what! 37 00:02:19,687 --> 00:02:20,687 I'm off! 38 00:02:24,066 --> 00:02:26,181 {\Washington D.C. Memorial Hospital} 39 00:02:27,602 --> 00:02:30,725 He's recovering, but there's been some trauma to his brain. 40 00:02:30,925 --> 00:02:33,955 The boy says he's been hearing imaginary voices. 41 00:02:36,057 --> 00:02:37,057 Hello? 42 00:02:37,796 --> 00:02:39,173 Hello? Anybody? 43 00:02:41,298 --> 00:02:42,298 Stan? 44 00:02:42,945 --> 00:02:43,945 Hello? 45 00:02:45,151 --> 00:02:46,151 Stan? 46 00:02:46,505 --> 00:02:48,870 Good morning, Kyle. How are we feeling? 47 00:02:49,070 --> 00:02:50,915 - Cartman, what's happened? - What's happened? 48 00:02:51,176 --> 00:02:52,193 Well, let's see: 49 00:02:52,313 --> 00:02:54,809 You bet me that I couldn't prove leprechauns were real. 50 00:02:54,929 --> 00:02:58,131 And if I could prove it, you had to suck my balls, I believe. 51 00:02:58,392 --> 00:03:00,133 No, I mean what happened at the Pentagon?! 52 00:03:00,394 --> 00:03:01,894 You just rest, Kyle. 53 00:03:02,094 --> 00:03:04,619 Look what I made for you. A sundae. 54 00:03:05,274 --> 00:03:08,417 It has hot fudge and whipped cream and a cherry- but... 55 00:03:08,617 --> 00:03:11,075 I feel like something is missing; don't you, Kyle? 56 00:03:11,275 --> 00:03:15,440 What else belongs on a sundae besides hot fudge and whipped cream, let's see. 57 00:03:16,785 --> 00:03:18,445 Hot fudge, whipped cream, 58 00:03:18,645 --> 00:03:20,904 what else belongs on a sundae, Kyle? 59 00:03:21,165 --> 00:03:25,065 What else goes on a sundae besides hot fudge, whipped cream, and... 60 00:03:25,470 --> 00:03:26,743 Oh, that's right! 61 00:03:27,004 --> 00:03:28,535 My balls! 62 00:03:28,797 --> 00:03:31,456 Cartman, what is going on out there?! What happened to Stan?! 63 00:03:32,009 --> 00:03:34,596 Oh, he got sucked through that portal thing and they're gonna nuke it now. 64 00:03:34,716 --> 00:03:36,836 So are you all set for your big photo shoot, Kyle? 65 00:03:37,097 --> 00:03:38,588 Wait, what do you mean? Stan's in danger? 66 00:03:38,849 --> 00:03:40,507 Don't try to change the subject, Kyle. 67 00:03:40,768 --> 00:03:43,036 You've done a really good job of trying to get out of this bet, 68 00:03:43,156 --> 00:03:45,046 but it's finally time to settle. 69 00:03:45,246 --> 00:03:48,246 Get ready for your sundae, Kyle. With extra nuts. 70 00:03:51,754 --> 00:03:54,270 Aslan, the evil characters are almost here! 71 00:03:54,531 --> 00:03:57,215 Get everyone to the battlefield! Defend the castle walls! 72 00:03:57,415 --> 00:03:59,861 Quickly young boy, we need your powers now! 73 00:04:00,061 --> 00:04:02,194 What powers? I don't understand. 74 00:04:02,456 --> 00:04:05,378 You are real. You are a creator. 75 00:04:05,656 --> 00:04:09,120 That means you can imagine things into existence here. 76 00:04:09,802 --> 00:04:10,883 I... I can? 77 00:04:11,181 --> 00:04:14,081 Santa Claus was killed in the terrorist attack. 78 00:04:14,388 --> 00:04:17,588 The first thing we need is for you to bring him back. 79 00:04:18,293 --> 00:04:20,930 - How? - You just have to focus your mind. 80 00:04:21,130 --> 00:04:23,099 Imagine Santa and nothing else. 81 00:04:23,299 --> 00:04:25,844 How am I supposed to focus with all this crap going on?! 82 00:04:26,105 --> 00:04:29,596 Think only of one thing. Imagine it. Believe in it. 83 00:04:29,858 --> 00:04:33,350 Whatever is most prominent in your mind will come to be. 84 00:04:38,123 --> 00:04:39,123 Butters! 85 00:04:39,293 --> 00:04:42,044 You are grounded, mister! You hear me?! 86 00:04:42,428 --> 00:04:43,805 Grounded!! 87 00:04:45,151 --> 00:04:46,798 No, nonono, no no no! 88 00:04:48,001 --> 00:04:50,276 What are you doing?! We need Santa! 89 00:04:50,530 --> 00:04:51,530 I'm trying! 90 00:04:51,674 --> 00:04:54,746 Come on, kid, imagine Santa! Believe in Santa! 91 00:04:55,008 --> 00:04:57,082 You must believe in Santa! 92 00:04:57,344 --> 00:04:59,611 Believe in Santa!! Right now!! 93 00:05:04,977 --> 00:05:07,274 Kevin, can I get some more bounce off that too, 'kay? 94 00:05:07,394 --> 00:05:09,120 Let's just go with a 5 6 8 split. 95 00:05:09,249 --> 00:05:12,056 Cartman, will you shut up? I'm trying to find out what's going on. 96 00:05:12,317 --> 00:05:14,517 A new terrorist attack seems to have taken place. 97 00:05:14,778 --> 00:05:16,852 This time, in our imagination. 98 00:05:17,493 --> 00:05:20,134 Al Gore brought this video to the public's attention, 99 00:05:20,334 --> 00:05:23,943 sparking demands by everyone who wants to know exactly what's going on. 100 00:05:24,451 --> 00:05:28,536 We were hoping to keep this quiet until it was all over, but, 101 00:05:28,793 --> 00:05:32,658 two days ago there was a terrorist attack on our imagination, 102 00:05:33,161 --> 00:05:36,693 and now our imaginations are running wild. 103 00:05:38,878 --> 00:05:42,170 Our imaginations are running wild and we weren't told?! 104 00:05:42,431 --> 00:05:43,814 By attacking our imagination 105 00:05:43,934 --> 00:05:46,303 the terrorists have found our most vulnerable spot. 106 00:05:46,423 --> 00:05:48,363 And we've determined that the best course of action 107 00:05:48,483 --> 00:05:50,385 is to nuke our imagination. 108 00:05:51,791 --> 00:05:54,723 Is nuking our imagination really prudent? 109 00:05:54,985 --> 00:05:58,728 Aren't there other, more peaceful ways to get our imagination under control? 110 00:05:59,189 --> 00:06:03,232 Couldn't we trying sending Kurt Russell into a portal to our imagination and- 111 00:06:03,493 --> 00:06:07,278 We tried that! And Kurt Russell was raped by Christmas Critters! 112 00:06:09,152 --> 00:06:10,152 A-ooch. 113 00:06:12,109 --> 00:06:15,853 The Pentagon claims that because imaginary things are not real, 114 00:06:16,053 --> 00:06:18,957 the military doesn't need Senate approval to nuke them. 115 00:06:19,366 --> 00:06:20,822 That's bullcrap, man! 116 00:06:21,022 --> 00:06:23,044 You can't nuke our imagination! 117 00:06:23,305 --> 00:06:25,869 Don't nuke our imagination bro! 118 00:06:27,602 --> 00:06:30,758 Mike, does the military have the authority to nuke our imagination? 119 00:06:30,958 --> 00:06:34,171 Clearly they don't, Steven, and they're gonna have a big problem because 120 00:06:34,327 --> 00:06:36,470 state government has already set a precedent 121 00:06:36,590 --> 00:06:38,392 that imaginary characters are real. 122 00:06:38,592 --> 00:06:41,604 I cite a famous case of Cartman v. Broflovski 123 00:06:41,804 --> 00:06:44,928 in which a U.S. court found for the plaintiff who saw a leprechaun. 124 00:06:45,128 --> 00:06:48,569 Yes, I believe the defendant had to suck the plaintiff's balls in that case. 125 00:06:48,830 --> 00:06:51,739 - That's right, Steven, yeah. - Oh, for the love of God! 126 00:06:52,130 --> 00:06:54,300 Hello? Can anybody hear me? 127 00:06:54,594 --> 00:06:56,512 Stan! Dude, is that you? 128 00:06:58,052 --> 00:07:00,735 Kyle? Where are you? I, I don't see you. 129 00:07:01,002 --> 00:07:05,152 No, I'm not there. I'm at a hospital. I'm hearing you in my imagination. 130 00:07:06,765 --> 00:07:09,632 - Oh that makes sense. - Dude, what's happening? 131 00:07:10,622 --> 00:07:12,572 I'm in like a gumdrop forest. 132 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:17,080 I just saw Strawberry Shortcake tied up and dead with pee in her eye. 133 00:07:19,383 --> 00:07:23,133 Wait, hang on. I think something really big is about to go down. 134 00:07:27,219 --> 00:07:31,042 - The evil characters are here. - There are so many of them. 135 00:07:49,599 --> 00:07:50,771 There's no time left! 136 00:07:50,891 --> 00:07:54,849 You have to get control of your imagination and bring Santa back now! 137 00:07:55,049 --> 00:07:57,429 Santa. Santa. 138 00:07:57,691 --> 00:08:01,058 Think. Jolly old Santa. Red suit, white beard. 139 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:03,673 Red suit, white beard... 140 00:08:03,890 --> 00:08:05,076 Santa! 141 00:08:10,970 --> 00:08:13,988 How does that look? Can you see my balls and the sundae in frame? 142 00:08:14,249 --> 00:08:17,408 A shocking new development in the nuking of imagination! 143 00:08:17,906 --> 00:08:20,116 The Supreme Court has ruled with the military 144 00:08:20,274 --> 00:08:22,631 that imaginary things are officially not real, 145 00:08:22,831 --> 00:08:25,432 and therefore no approval is needed to nuke them. 146 00:08:25,632 --> 00:08:27,203 - Thank you. - Oh no. 147 00:08:27,403 --> 00:08:31,288 This of course overturns any imagination-based verdicts in the past, 148 00:08:31,488 --> 00:08:34,801 including the famous Cartman v. Broflovski ballsucking case. 149 00:08:35,565 --> 00:08:36,565 What? 150 00:08:36,685 --> 00:08:39,795 So it appears the military is ready to proceed with its operation, 151 00:08:39,995 --> 00:08:41,238 one they are calling 152 00:08:41,383 --> 00:08:45,061 "Operation Nuke the Imagination Through the Imagination Doorway." 153 00:08:45,322 --> 00:08:47,224 Kyle? What's happening? 154 00:08:47,516 --> 00:08:49,726 The government is gonna nuke Imaginationland. 155 00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:51,625 What?! You can't let them do that! 156 00:08:51,746 --> 00:08:54,895 - What am I supposed to do? - Dude, you have to stall them! 157 00:08:55,095 --> 00:08:56,745 Uh oh, what is that? 158 00:08:57,099 --> 00:08:59,271 Hey! Get out of here! Leave me alone! 159 00:08:59,471 --> 00:09:00,970 Stan? Stan?? 160 00:09:03,075 --> 00:09:04,075 Where are you going?! 161 00:09:04,195 --> 00:09:06,465 I'm going to try to save Stan and Butters from getting nuked! 162 00:09:06,585 --> 00:09:08,725 Okay, but you you have to suck my balls first real quick. 163 00:09:08,845 --> 00:09:10,795 No I don't! The decision was overturned. 164 00:09:11,307 --> 00:09:13,130 We had a deal, Kyle!! 165 00:09:13,392 --> 00:09:14,745 Yeah, that leprechauns were real! 166 00:09:14,865 --> 00:09:17,445 And the government just declared they aren't technically real, so I was right! 167 00:09:17,565 --> 00:09:19,831 It's over! I don't have to suck your balls! 168 00:09:20,031 --> 00:09:21,725 It isn't over!! 169 00:09:23,061 --> 00:09:24,561 It isn't over, Kyle! 170 00:09:24,824 --> 00:09:28,271 I have not waited this long to see you weasel your way out of this bet! 171 00:09:28,743 --> 00:09:32,020 Go ahead and go. But I swear on my life! 172 00:09:32,670 --> 00:09:34,390 Before this day is over! 173 00:09:34,792 --> 00:09:36,992 You, will, suck my balls! 174 00:09:38,531 --> 00:09:40,277 I swear it!! 175 00:09:50,624 --> 00:09:52,674 I need more spinach for Popeye! 176 00:09:55,732 --> 00:09:57,282 I got one. I got him. 177 00:09:57,769 --> 00:09:58,769 Hey there. 178 00:10:01,046 --> 00:10:02,304 Yeah!! 179 00:10:03,426 --> 00:10:06,642 We're losing the battle! There are simply too many of them! 180 00:10:06,903 --> 00:10:10,174 - Then the day is lost. - Wait! Aslan, look! 181 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:13,732 What? What happened? 182 00:10:14,533 --> 00:10:15,859 You did it, kid! 183 00:10:16,121 --> 00:10:18,529 Quickly Santa! They need you on the battlefield! 184 00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:21,593 Huh? Oh, all right. 185 00:10:22,961 --> 00:10:24,743 Make way for Santa! 186 00:10:27,632 --> 00:10:30,041 Now you see your potential, young creator. 187 00:10:30,302 --> 00:10:34,452 But there is still much more we need from you if we are to win this day! 188 00:10:38,602 --> 00:10:40,447 This area is restricted, little boy. 189 00:10:40,647 --> 00:10:42,470 Please, I need to talk to the people inside. 190 00:10:42,731 --> 00:10:43,763 They can't set off that nuke. 191 00:10:44,024 --> 00:10:46,307 Get behind the line with the other protesters! 192 00:10:47,527 --> 00:10:50,187 No nukes in our imagination, bro! 193 00:10:52,324 --> 00:10:54,805 You don't understand! My friend is in Imaginationland! 194 00:10:54,925 --> 00:10:55,945 I can hear him in my head! 195 00:10:56,065 --> 00:10:59,865 You pot-smoking hippies aren't getting through here, so back off! 196 00:11:00,477 --> 00:11:02,116 Stop that nuke! 197 00:11:02,316 --> 00:11:04,004 Stop that nuke! 198 00:11:04,204 --> 00:11:05,700 Stop that nuke! 199 00:11:05,962 --> 00:11:07,680 What's going on here? 200 00:11:10,592 --> 00:11:12,411 The military has to do this! 201 00:11:12,611 --> 00:11:15,061 It's their only way to kill ManBearPig. 202 00:11:25,538 --> 00:11:29,367 Good, Butters. Now imagine some more archers on the castle walls! 203 00:11:31,029 --> 00:11:33,062 Aslan! We're losing the battle! 204 00:11:33,427 --> 00:11:36,345 We managed to fight off the vampires and werewolves, but... 205 00:11:36,545 --> 00:11:39,610 now our troops are being shot down by the Cavity Creeps. 206 00:11:40,052 --> 00:11:41,252 Cavity Creeps? 207 00:11:41,873 --> 00:11:43,454 We make holes in teeth! 208 00:11:43,654 --> 00:11:45,157 We make holes in teeth! 209 00:11:45,860 --> 00:11:47,493 What can destroy the Cavity Creeps? 210 00:11:47,754 --> 00:11:49,996 Only Crest Gel with Tartar Control. 211 00:11:50,257 --> 00:11:52,999 Quickly! You must imagine a giant Crest Gel! 212 00:11:56,455 --> 00:11:57,455 Yes! 213 00:11:58,637 --> 00:12:02,487 His powers are getting stronger. We might just have a chance here. 214 00:12:02,702 --> 00:12:04,427 Aslan, we've captured a spy! 215 00:12:04,688 --> 00:12:06,637 He was sneaking around the Gumdrop Forest! 216 00:12:06,989 --> 00:12:09,597 Stan! Hey look, I imagined Stan here! 217 00:12:09,976 --> 00:12:13,394 No, no! I got sucked through Operation Imagination Doorway at the Pentagon. 218 00:12:14,019 --> 00:12:15,919 Project Imagination Doorway? 219 00:12:16,849 --> 00:12:21,151 Nevermind! The battle is almost won! We can deal with him later. 220 00:12:21,413 --> 00:12:23,474 No, you don't understand. There's a nuke. 221 00:12:23,654 --> 00:12:25,781 The government is about to level this entire place. 222 00:12:26,198 --> 00:12:27,198 What? 223 00:12:27,460 --> 00:12:29,715 Why would they nuke Imaginationland? 224 00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:31,912 So the terrorists can't ever use it against us again. 225 00:12:32,173 --> 00:12:34,351 We can get Imaginationland under control; 226 00:12:34,551 --> 00:12:36,334 the Chosen One just needs more time! 227 00:12:36,966 --> 00:12:40,066 - The Chosen One? - Yeah, it turns out I'm the Key. 228 00:12:41,002 --> 00:12:43,214 Missile launch sequence initiated. 229 00:12:43,476 --> 00:12:46,385 All right, people, I want this nuking done by the books. 230 00:12:46,646 --> 00:12:48,511 - Sir, we have a security breach! - What?! 231 00:12:48,631 --> 00:12:51,515 There's an Unauthorized Entry Alert, it's coming from Sector 2! 232 00:12:51,776 --> 00:12:53,224 Sector 2? 233 00:12:57,319 --> 00:13:01,359 What the hell do you think you're doing declaring leprechauns aren't real?! 234 00:13:01,620 --> 00:13:02,484 What? 235 00:13:02,746 --> 00:13:05,503 You just can't declare that imaginary things aren't real! 236 00:13:05,703 --> 00:13:07,027 Who are you to say what's real?! 237 00:13:07,147 --> 00:13:10,367 Think about it: is blue real? Is love really real? 238 00:13:10,629 --> 00:13:14,746 Imaginary things are things made up by people, like Santa and Rudolph. 239 00:13:15,008 --> 00:13:18,583 Yeah, and they detract from real things, like Jesus. 240 00:13:18,845 --> 00:13:20,835 Maybe Jesus is imaginary too. 241 00:13:21,097 --> 00:13:23,923 Ooooh, you'd better not say that! You'll go to hell! 242 00:13:24,184 --> 00:13:26,509 It's possible that hell is also imaginary. 243 00:13:26,770 --> 00:13:31,179 So then, we're about to nuke hell... that's a good thing, right? 244 00:13:31,441 --> 00:13:33,724 Hell yeah, that's a good thing, yeah. 245 00:13:33,985 --> 00:13:36,811 What if heaven is imaginary? We'd be nuking heaven. 246 00:13:37,072 --> 00:13:39,438 - Yeah, but it wouldn't be real. - So it'd be all right. 247 00:13:39,699 --> 00:13:42,025 Look, maybe they're all part of the same thing. 248 00:13:42,225 --> 00:13:44,729 Santa and Jesus and hell and- leprechauns. 249 00:13:44,929 --> 00:13:47,154 Maybe they're all real in the same way, right? 250 00:13:47,415 --> 00:13:49,513 Santa Claus and leprechauns are imaginary, 251 00:13:49,668 --> 00:13:51,534 but Jesus and hell are real! 252 00:13:51,795 --> 00:13:54,745 - Then, what about Buddha? - Well of course he's imaginary! 253 00:13:55,006 --> 00:13:57,679 Awww, see? Now you're being intolerant, Tom. 254 00:13:57,879 --> 00:13:58,879 Am I real? 255 00:13:59,636 --> 00:14:00,652 All right, enough! 256 00:14:00,772 --> 00:14:03,629 Keep that kid out of the way and let's get back to the nuking at hand! 257 00:14:03,890 --> 00:14:06,132 No! Leprechauns are real, Goddamnit! 258 00:14:09,433 --> 00:14:10,433 Kyle? 259 00:14:11,237 --> 00:14:13,909 - Kyle, what happened? - Nothing. 260 00:14:14,109 --> 00:14:15,687 - What?? - Nothing happened! 261 00:14:15,829 --> 00:14:17,377 There's nothing I can do! 262 00:14:17,577 --> 00:14:20,353 Dude, you can't let the government fire off that nuke! 263 00:14:20,553 --> 00:14:23,613 They say they can do whatever they want because imaginary things aren't real! 264 00:14:23,733 --> 00:14:26,326 Well you have to convince them they are real! 265 00:14:26,526 --> 00:14:28,589 No way, dude, then I'd have to suck Cartman's balls. 266 00:14:28,709 --> 00:14:31,157 Whatever it takes, you have to do it, all right?! 267 00:14:31,418 --> 00:14:33,576 Hang on, Kyle, Jesus wants to talk to you. 268 00:14:33,925 --> 00:14:34,925 Huh? 269 00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:39,069 - Hello, Kyle? This is Jesus. - Oh boy... 270 00:14:39,269 --> 00:14:41,218 What seems to be the problem, my child? 271 00:14:41,372 --> 00:14:42,779 Jesus, I can't do anything. 272 00:14:42,899 --> 00:14:46,088 I'm just a fourth grader going against the entire government. 273 00:14:48,109 --> 00:14:49,675 Uh, hello? Jesus? 274 00:14:50,102 --> 00:14:53,580 No eh, hey Kyle, this is Luke Skywalker. 275 00:14:54,488 --> 00:14:56,809 Look, I know this seems like an impossible task, 276 00:14:57,002 --> 00:14:59,257 but do you remember when I brought down the Death Star. 277 00:14:59,377 --> 00:15:02,027 I mean, that seemed impossible too, right? 278 00:15:02,285 --> 00:15:03,305 Yeah, I guess. 279 00:15:03,462 --> 00:15:07,712 Okay, now hold on, because Superman is here and he wants to say something. 280 00:15:07,956 --> 00:15:11,190 - Kyle, this is Superman. - Hi, Superman. 281 00:15:11,331 --> 00:15:13,979 I know that saving people can be a big responsibility, 282 00:15:14,179 --> 00:15:16,314 but no matter what it takes, it's worth it. 283 00:15:16,504 --> 00:15:18,557 - I know. - You can do this, Kyle. 284 00:15:18,757 --> 00:15:20,909 Now hang on, because Hercules wants to talk to you. 285 00:15:21,029 --> 00:15:23,094 - Oh God... - Yes, God is here too. 286 00:15:23,294 --> 00:15:26,344 He's gonna talk to you right after Captain Crunch. 287 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:34,178 Popeye, I need some help here! 288 00:15:34,439 --> 00:15:37,181 Popeye is being killed by Christmas Critters. 289 00:15:41,644 --> 00:15:43,451 Hey, what is that? 290 00:15:45,926 --> 00:15:48,024 More spinach for Popeye! 291 00:15:50,507 --> 00:15:52,654 Imagine an M60 for Jesus! 292 00:15:54,227 --> 00:15:55,227 All right! 293 00:15:55,710 --> 00:15:58,914 The boy is doing it! Everything is going to be okay! 294 00:16:00,987 --> 00:16:02,937 Missile launch in one minute. 295 00:16:03,565 --> 00:16:06,387 Goddamnit, you stupid assholes are going to ruin everything! 296 00:16:06,587 --> 00:16:07,878 Prepare for launch... 297 00:16:08,139 --> 00:16:10,013 - Sir, we have a security breach! - What?! 298 00:16:10,133 --> 00:16:13,008 There's an Unauthorized Entry Alert, it's coming from Sector 2! 299 00:16:13,269 --> 00:16:14,717 Sector 2? 300 00:16:17,982 --> 00:16:20,599 - Kyle? - The hell are you doing back here?! 301 00:16:20,860 --> 00:16:22,530 Listen, you don't have to do this! 302 00:16:22,650 --> 00:16:24,728 Our imaginations aren't running wild anymore. 303 00:16:24,989 --> 00:16:28,065 Why is it so easy for children to break into the Pentagon?! 304 00:16:28,476 --> 00:16:29,733 You have to stop! 305 00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:33,655 If I'm not mistaken, you're the one who bet that leprechauns weren't real. 306 00:16:33,855 --> 00:16:35,573 So why do you care what happens? 307 00:16:35,834 --> 00:16:37,084 Because I- I... 308 00:16:37,891 --> 00:16:38,891 Um... 309 00:16:39,011 --> 00:16:41,161 Because I think... they are real. 310 00:16:41,780 --> 00:16:42,980 It's all real. 311 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:46,436 Think about it. Haven't Luke Skywalker and Santa Claus 312 00:16:46,636 --> 00:16:49,378 affected your lives more than most real people in this room? 313 00:16:50,434 --> 00:16:52,782 I mean, whether Jesus is real or not, he... 314 00:16:52,982 --> 00:16:55,421 he's had a bigger impact on the world than any of us have. 315 00:16:55,541 --> 00:16:59,471 And the same could be said of Bugs Bunny and Superman and Harry Potter. 316 00:16:59,671 --> 00:17:03,349 They've changed my life, changed the way I act on the Earth. 317 00:17:03,611 --> 00:17:05,811 Doesn't that make them kind of "real." 318 00:17:07,014 --> 00:17:10,742 They might be imaginary, but they're more important than most of us here. 319 00:17:10,942 --> 00:17:13,941 And they're all gonna be around long after we're dead. 320 00:17:14,141 --> 00:17:15,241 So in a way, 321 00:17:15,947 --> 00:17:18,697 those things are more realer than any of us. 322 00:17:29,141 --> 00:17:31,044 Abort the sequence. 323 00:17:36,603 --> 00:17:39,095 So Kyle, imaginary things are real, huh? 324 00:17:39,295 --> 00:17:42,030 Guess that means I did win the bet after all. 325 00:17:42,230 --> 00:17:43,833 And you know what that means, Kyle. 326 00:17:43,953 --> 00:17:46,950 Just let it go with your fucking balls already, you fucking asshole!! 327 00:17:47,070 --> 00:17:49,815 Your friends have been in danger and all you care about it this stupid bet! 328 00:17:49,935 --> 00:17:51,985 Well I've decided, Cartman, even if we had a bet, 329 00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:54,434 that I am never sucking your balls, you got that?! 330 00:17:54,554 --> 00:17:57,157 They can throw me in jail for the rest of my life, but I am never 331 00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:59,865 going to suck your balls, never! So there! 332 00:18:00,252 --> 00:18:02,576 What happened?! Why hasn't the missile gone off?! 333 00:18:02,837 --> 00:18:06,996 - There's been an abort, Mr. Gore. - No! ManBearPig has to die! 334 00:18:07,258 --> 00:18:08,414 Oh Jesus, no! 335 00:18:23,758 --> 00:18:27,183 That's it, Aslan! The evil characters have fled! 336 00:18:27,445 --> 00:18:28,829 The day is ours! 337 00:18:34,974 --> 00:18:35,974 Kyle! 338 00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:38,194 Fellas! Where'd you come from? 339 00:18:39,666 --> 00:18:41,114 What is that? 340 00:19:08,910 --> 00:19:09,910 Huh... 341 00:19:28,888 --> 00:19:29,971 He did it! 342 00:19:31,234 --> 00:19:33,291 Oh look, I'm back! 343 00:19:33,937 --> 00:19:35,127 Nice going, kid. 344 00:19:37,932 --> 00:19:41,549 The evil characters! They're all behind the wall again. 345 00:19:41,811 --> 00:19:46,288 - Dude! How did you do that, Butters? - Well I just... used my imagination. 346 00:19:49,569 --> 00:19:51,655 You know, I really have learned a lot, you guys. 347 00:19:51,775 --> 00:19:54,149 What Kyle said about imaginary things being real and, 348 00:19:54,269 --> 00:19:57,172 Butters using his imagination? It makes me think that... 349 00:19:57,372 --> 00:20:00,822 well maybe we all have the power to make things a reality. 350 00:20:03,564 --> 00:20:05,257 I why look, it's me. 351 00:20:05,668 --> 00:20:06,668 And... 352 00:20:07,986 --> 00:20:09,383 And there's Kyle. 353 00:20:09,745 --> 00:20:11,695 And, what's Kyle about to do? 354 00:20:13,066 --> 00:20:14,329 Cartman, don't! 355 00:20:14,539 --> 00:20:17,672 O-hoo Kyle! What are you doing to my balls? 356 00:20:17,872 --> 00:20:20,515 Oho, look! It's Kyle sucking my balls! 357 00:20:20,975 --> 00:20:22,590 - Dude. - Oh my God. 358 00:20:22,852 --> 00:20:25,219 Oh Kyle, you are gobbling those balls, aren't you? 359 00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:28,541 I told you you would suck my balls before this was over, didn't I, Kyle? 360 00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:31,683 I'm not sucking your balls; that's imaginary! 361 00:20:31,883 --> 00:20:34,937 No- Kyle, I believe you said that imaginary things are real. 362 00:20:35,198 --> 00:20:36,688 That's true. You did. 363 00:20:36,949 --> 00:20:38,322 Oh, look at you go, Kyle! 364 00:20:38,442 --> 00:20:40,859 Oho, you dirty girl! You love those balls. 365 00:20:42,967 --> 00:20:47,106 Okay, Kyle, that's enough ballsucking. We need to get you boys home. 366 00:20:47,306 --> 00:20:49,146 I am not sucking Cartman's balls! 367 00:20:49,346 --> 00:20:52,119 Whatever you imagine to be real, is real. 368 00:20:55,910 --> 00:20:57,686 Butters? Butters! 369 00:20:57,886 --> 00:20:59,388 Huh? What? 370 00:20:59,588 --> 00:21:00,588 Oh! 371 00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:04,257 Oh! It was all just a dream. 372 00:21:04,519 --> 00:21:05,968 Come on, Butters, time to get up. 373 00:21:06,229 --> 00:21:08,341 Oh Dad! I had the craziest dream! 374 00:21:08,541 --> 00:21:12,349 I saved all of Imaginationland from running wild after a terrorist attack! 375 00:21:12,610 --> 00:21:15,935 You were in Imaginationland, Butters! We've read all about it in the paper! 376 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,481 The question is, what were you doing in Imaginationland 377 00:21:18,601 --> 00:21:21,316 when you were supposed to be helping your mother clean up the basement?! 378 00:21:21,436 --> 00:21:23,026 You are grounded, mister! 379 00:21:26,265 --> 00:21:28,197 Wait, I'm not grounded. 380 00:21:28,459 --> 00:21:30,572 - Oh yes, you are! - Oh yeah? 381 00:21:33,950 --> 00:21:37,100 That only works in Imaginationland! You're grounded! 382 00:21:39,142 --> 00:21:40,206 Ah shit. 383 00:21:41,430 --> 00:21:44,712 SouthParkNews.Net Transcript: South Park Scriptorium 28967

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