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South Park - Season 11 Episode 11
"Imaginationland Episode II"
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Previously on Battlestar Galactica
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- What is this place?
- This... is Imaginationland.
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ALLAH!!!
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We have to get out of here!!
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- Hold on, fellas!
- Butters.
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Terrorists have just attacked...
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our imagination.
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If the terrorists blow that barrier,
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all the most evil things
ever imagined are gonna pour out!
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- ALLAH!!
- No!!
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Butters, time for breakfast.
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Oh jeez, it was just a dream.
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Come on, Butters.
Mom's cooked waffles and nanas for you.
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Hoho! Mom,
Dad, I dreamt I was in Imaginationland
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and terrorists attacked it.
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You are in Imaginationland.
This is a dream.
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- Huh?
- Hey, wake up, stupid!
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Come on, wake up, kid!
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No, wait! Uh I was back home in bed!
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NO! You passed out and peed your pants!
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Look! The evil of
Imaginationland is coming out!
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- Oh hamburgers!
- Allah!
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Everyone!
Fall back to the Gumdrop Forest!
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Come with me, little boy!
I'm going to get you home!
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WAAAA! It's Alien!
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Predator!
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Look, we already told
you everything we know.
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Some guy just showed up in a big balloon
and took us into Imaginationland.
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What we want to know is how!
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We need to find a
way into Imaginationland;
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you've been there! How did you do it?!
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We just... went on a balloon ride.
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There must have been some
kind of portal or doorway.
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Dude, we don't remember.
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Do you realize what's goin' on here?!
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Terrorists have attacked
our imagination,
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and now our imaginations
are running wild!
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You'd better start remembering!
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It was the Chinese, wasn't it?
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...What?
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We've suspected that
the Chinese government
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was working on a doorway
to the imagination.
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Is that where you were?!
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- No.
- That's it, isn't it?!
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Where do the Chinese keep this portal?
How does it work?
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It it better than ours?
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Your what?
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Our portal to the imagination
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built as a secret project
back in 1962 to fight the Soviets-
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Shhh! Tom!
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That's super-secret.
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Ohh, I'm sorry sir.
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Wait. The U.S. Government
has a portal to the imagination?
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Aw, see? Good job, Tom!
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Why don't you just tell
them everything about Project X?!
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Yes sir. We built a
portal to the imagination
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to use against the Russians
during the Cold War, but we never got a-
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THAT WAS SARCASM. I was being
sarcastic, you fucking idiot!
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Aw jeez, I'm really sorry sir.
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If you already built a doorway to the
imagination, then why do you need us?
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All right, we might as well
show it to them. God-damnit, Tom.
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Every night, the dream is the same.
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I'm on my way to visit my friend Kyle,
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because we had a bet that if
I could prove leprechauns were real,
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he would suck my balls.
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And it turns out I was right.
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Time to pay up, Kyle.
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But then...
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NO!
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NOOO!
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It's been taken from me.
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I have dry balls.
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Balls so dry they explode like dust.
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You okay, kid?
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NO. I've got dry balls.
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And I'm running out of time.
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Ever since the Cold War,
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the U.S. Government has
been working on a secret project
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to build a doorway into the imagination.
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It is called
"Project Imagination Doorway."
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That's not very imaginative.
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According to all the tests and the data,
the doorway should work,
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but... it never has.
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But we're close, sir. We're real close.
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They've been saying
that for over forty years.
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You're the ones, right? The
kids who have been in the imagination.
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I guess.
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What was the sequence
that got you inside?
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We know there's some kind of resonance
code, but we can't figure it out.
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Look, we're sorry, you guys,
but the balloon just went up in the air
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and the dude sang a song
and we were suddenly there.
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Song? You didn't say
anything about a song before.
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- What song?
- The Imagination song?
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That could be it.
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The fractal converter has never worked
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because it was waiting
for a multitonal code!
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Quick boys: how does
the Imagination Song go?
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Imaginaaaation
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Imaginaaaation
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Sir, uh I'm getting some
electrofeedback from the gate.
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It's weak,
but it's nanoresponding to something.
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Was there more to the Imagination Song?
Ha, how does the rest of it go?
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Imaginaaaation. Imaginaaaa-
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No, no dude, it went up there.
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- Imagina-he-hey-
- Imagina-eh
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Dude, we don't remember.
It was really long and stupid.
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I'm just about through playing with
you boys! We're running out of time!
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You have to remember
that song in its entirety!
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Mayor, Mayor,
what are we supposed to do?
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Please, sir.
I have to get home to my world.
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Oh, well. All you have to do
is tap your heels together three times.
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Really?
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NO, you fucking dipshit,
that was a joke!
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Mayor, what are we supposed to do,
shnarf shnarf?
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Get to Castle Sunshine!
It's your only hope!
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Castle Sunshine?
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Through the Gumdrop Forest.
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Others will be hiding there; go, run!
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Look out for the evil characters!
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They're assembling
on the Yum Yum mountain!
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We are free!
Now all of Imaginationland is ours!
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Not all, foolish orc!
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There are still parts of
Imaginationland we don't control.
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Tomorrow, we shall build
our own castle right on this spot!
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Who put you in charge, Krueger?!
I am the most evil character here!
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Nonsense! Your evil is stale.
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I am the most evil imaginary character!
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Now come on y'all.
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We shouldn't be fightin', we're
supposed to all be on the same side.
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Yeah. You're all right,
Squirrelly Squirrel.
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Yaaaay!
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What evil imaginary characters are they?
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They were dreamt up
by some fourth grade kid
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as part of his Christmas Story.
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Now come on y'all.
We can't waste time arguing,
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there could still
be survivors out there.
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We need to hunt them down,
and kill them.
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And eat their flesh!
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B'hut first we should rape them!
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How about we kill them,
and then rape their bodies
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so we can use their blood as lubricant?
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Say, that's a great idea, Beary Bear.
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Man, I do not want to meet
the kid that dreamt THOSE things up.
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Look, I want some Goddamn answers!
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You brought my friend
here to Washington!
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Where is he?! What is going on?!
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I'm sorry, sir.
That information is classified.
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Something is going on, and I have
a right to know where my friend is!!
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There's somebody asking a lot
of questions about what's going on.
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Let me handle this!
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I'm sorry, but there is no such
thing as Project Imagination Doorway!
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Imagination Doorway.
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It was started in the Sixties
as a secret government project.
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Right.
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Imagina-a-ation, Imagina-
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Wait, maybe that's where he went really
flat, like that half-step key change?
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Imagina-ation.
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Right, then it was:
Imagina-ation,
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Imagina-ation. Imagina-atio-on
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It's open! It's open!
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Getting readings from the other side...
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That's it. We've made
an opening to our imagination, sir!
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All right, that's enough! We've
still got a lot of work to do, people!
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It's time to go in
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and get our imaginations under control!
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How much further to Castle Sunshine?
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Snarf, I'm not sure snarf snarf.
I've never been.
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- What was that?
- Over here.
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Oh Christ. It's Strawberry Shortcake.
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Please, let me go.
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Oh my God! Snarf.
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Now kill her!
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Whoa whoa, hang on, y'all. You can't
just kill her. That's not evil enough.
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What do you mean?
We cut out her eyeball.
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Yeah, that's super hardcore.
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Now come on y'all.
We can do better than that.
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Hey! I know!
Let's all pee in her empty eye socket!
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Let's make her eat her own eyeball,
and then pee in her empty eyesocket.
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How about we get someone
with AIDS to pee in her eyesocket,
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so she dies all slowlike?
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Nobody here has AIDS!
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But we've got to have AIDS
before we pee in her eyesocket!
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Now don't be down y'all. I bet
we can find some AIDS out in the forest.
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Dude, run, run, ruuun!
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All right, men.
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We don't know what you'll experience
on the other side of this doorway,
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but it will most likely be really weird.
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If you reach our imagination,
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you are to take every step
necessary to get it under control!
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- Are you ready?
- Yes sir!
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Are you ready, Kurt Russell?
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I... I don't understand why I'm here.
I'm just an actor.
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Yes, but you were in that
one movie that was kinda like this.
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That gives you more
experience than anybody.
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All right, here we go! Men! Forwaaard!
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Sir, we have a security breach!
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- What?!
- There's an Unauthorized Entry Alert!
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- It's coming from Sector Two!
- Sector Two??
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Cartman??
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Hello Kyle! Thought you could
get out of your responsibilities, huh?!
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- Who the hell are you?!
- That kid you have made a bet
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that if I could prove that I saw
a leprechaun, he would suck my balls!
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Get him out of here!
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No! Hold on a second!
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I have a contract validated
by the United States court system!
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Let me see that!
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Why would you agree
to suck someone's balls?
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I didn't think there was going
to be a god-damned leprechaun!!
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All right,
you two can go use the conference room.
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Go on, we have work to do here.
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Wha?! Well wait,
ahah I wanna see what happens here!
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You signed an agreement, kid. We don't
have time for this. Go on and do it.
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- Stan?
- Dude, you did make a deal...
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The conference room is which way?
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Well, well, well. Here we are, Kyle.
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You tried to bail out on our agreement,
but I found you.
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I didn't "bail," I got
picked up by the government!
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Well we're here now,
that's all that matters.
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Care for some nuts?
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Oh, that's right. I guess you'll
be chock full of nuts in a few minutes.
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Cartman,
do you even know what's going on?
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We went to Imaginationland,
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terrorists attacked it,
and now the government is about to-
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Oh jeez, I'm sorry, Kyle. It's just that
I'm so completely bored by this story.
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See, I'm really only interested in
the part where the leprechaun was real,
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and so you have to suck my balls.
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Okay, fine. You know what?
Let's just get it over with!
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Oh nonono, nononot so fast, Kyle.
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I've waited a long time for this, and
I intend to savor each and every second.
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No, I'm serious!
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I wanna see what's happening
downstairs, so let's just do it!
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Not... just yet, Kyle.
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There's still a few things I need to do.
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By the way, I should tell
you that I haven't had a chance
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to shower while making my way up here.
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My balls are... extra vinegary...
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Just get to it already!
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Entering the portal in five seconds.
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Kurt Russell, can I get a comm check?
241
00:13:19,454 --> 00:13:21,124
Check 1, 2.
242
00:13:21,598 --> 00:13:23,948
Good luck men! Godspeed!
243
00:13:42,110 --> 00:13:45,210
What do we have?!
Kurt Russell, can you hear me?
244
00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:48,581
We're here. We're s-somewhere.
245
00:13:49,042 --> 00:13:50,698
They are inside the imagination, sir.
246
00:13:51,211 --> 00:13:52,620
What do you see in there?
247
00:13:52,740 --> 00:13:56,231
There's lots of...
big mushrooms, colorful grass,
248
00:13:56,351 --> 00:13:58,245
some castles in the distance, eh...
249
00:13:58,733 --> 00:13:59,733
Wait.
250
00:13:59,864 --> 00:14:01,864
Something's coming for us!
251
00:14:02,668 --> 00:14:04,963
It's coming out of
the bushes and- It's a-!
252
00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:10,679
Oh, Aw, it's just a cute
little squirrel. Hey, it talks!
253
00:14:11,705 --> 00:14:12,929
The little squirrel talks.
254
00:14:13,242 --> 00:14:15,690
Awww, an imaginary talking squirrel.
255
00:14:17,185 --> 00:14:19,956
Ask the squirrel what it
knows about the terrorist attack.
256
00:14:20,076 --> 00:14:22,596
Wait a minute, eh.
The squirrel has friends.
257
00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:25,150
Oh why, why it's a whole
bunch of woodland critters.
258
00:14:25,967 --> 00:14:27,467
Wait, woodland critters...
259
00:14:27,587 --> 00:14:29,757
There's a talking
bear and a beaver, uh...
260
00:14:29,957 --> 00:14:32,306
they seem to be Christmas critters.
261
00:14:32,506 --> 00:14:34,378
Well hello. Yes, hi.
262
00:14:35,073 --> 00:14:36,710
- Get them out of there!
- What?
263
00:14:36,830 --> 00:14:39,389
- Tell them to get away now!
- What's the matter?
264
00:14:39,509 --> 00:14:42,926
Oh the... cute little bear's
eyes are starting to glow red now...
265
00:14:43,286 --> 00:14:45,871
Uh hello there, little animals,
do you happen to know how to huh?
266
00:14:49,433 --> 00:14:51,125
Kurt Russell, what's going on?!
267
00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:53,014
They're raping mee!!
268
00:14:53,304 --> 00:14:55,680
They're raping meee!!!
269
00:14:55,942 --> 00:14:57,348
Get out of there, Kurt Russell!
270
00:14:57,616 --> 00:15:01,769
They're raping all of us!
Whoaho! Oh it hurts!
271
00:15:02,048 --> 00:15:04,679
They're raping us and it huuurts!
272
00:15:09,247 --> 00:15:11,611
I was thinking of using a high-speed
shutter with a low depth of field.
273
00:15:11,731 --> 00:15:13,184
- What do you think?
- Goddamnit Cartman,
274
00:15:13,304 --> 00:15:15,533
will you stop wasting time?
I wanna get this over with!
275
00:15:15,795 --> 00:15:16,871
No, you're right, Kyle.
276
00:15:16,991 --> 00:15:19,502
A higher depth of field will
make sure everything stays in focus.
277
00:15:19,622 --> 00:15:20,622
There we go.
278
00:15:22,741 --> 00:15:25,000
Now, Kyle, when you're sucking my balls,
279
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,632
are you gonna think about how
right I was about the leprechaun, or
280
00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:28,984
are you just gonna try and focus on
281
00:15:29,104 --> 00:15:31,090
how rough and salty
my balls feel in your mouth?
282
00:15:31,352 --> 00:15:32,552
Let's just DO IT!
283
00:15:33,060 --> 00:15:34,251
In time, Kyle.
284
00:15:34,371 --> 00:15:36,015
You certainly are eager for balls,
aren't you?
285
00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:37,912
Are you ball-famished? Balls-starving?
286
00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:41,341
You see, Kyle, I wonder if
at this moment you are actually-
287
00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:43,895
Everyone to the main hall now! Go!
288
00:15:44,161 --> 00:15:46,022
Uh, no, no, we're not done in here yet.
289
00:15:46,284 --> 00:15:48,316
Everyone to the main hall NOW!
290
00:15:48,678 --> 00:15:50,420
No! Goddamnit no!
291
00:15:53,470 --> 00:15:57,220
Boy snarf snarf,
my feet are really gettin' tired snarf.
292
00:15:57,510 --> 00:16:00,701
Aww, Sn-Snarf, could you maybe
like sh-shut up for five minutes?
293
00:16:00,901 --> 00:16:02,914
Wait! There it is. We made it!
294
00:16:03,572 --> 00:16:05,109
Castle Sunshine!
295
00:16:05,525 --> 00:16:07,464
Yeah!
296
00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:10,672
Hurry! Get inside!
297
00:16:10,990 --> 00:16:13,091
The evil imaginary
characters are approaching!
298
00:16:13,355 --> 00:16:15,676
Lock down the gates!
Prepare to fire the cannons!
299
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,881
Wait! Waaait!
300
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,181
What imaginary character are you?!
301
00:16:20,555 --> 00:16:23,255
The Lollipop King?
From the Lollipop Forest?
302
00:16:23,665 --> 00:16:26,916
And I'm Snarf. Snarf, snarf snarf snarf.
303
00:16:27,309 --> 00:16:29,190
And what imaginary character are you?
304
00:16:29,582 --> 00:16:32,694
Oh, uhh, uh I'm not imaginary.
Ah I'm Butters.
305
00:16:33,089 --> 00:16:34,126
What's a "Butters"?
306
00:16:34,246 --> 00:16:36,862
The Mayor brought him and
some other kids into Imaginationland
307
00:16:37,062 --> 00:16:38,788
just before the terrorist attack.
308
00:16:38,952 --> 00:16:40,474
So YOU came from the real world
309
00:16:40,594 --> 00:16:42,768
at precisely the same
time as the terrorists!
310
00:16:42,968 --> 00:16:44,455
That seems like quite a coincidence!
311
00:16:44,910 --> 00:16:47,160
I, well I was just playin'
with my friends, and
312
00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:48,585
wu-we caught a leprechaun,
and then this guy-
313
00:16:48,953 --> 00:16:51,302
You caught the Leprechaun? Take him!
314
00:16:51,502 --> 00:16:54,502
Perseus!
He's not against us snarf snarf!
315
00:16:58,135 --> 00:17:00,263
Talk to me! What's going on?!
316
00:17:00,685 --> 00:17:03,641
Something is... coming through
the gate from the other side.
317
00:17:09,501 --> 00:17:10,440
What is it?!
318
00:17:10,852 --> 00:17:13,693
It's like a... half man half bear!
319
00:17:13,893 --> 00:17:14,944
And half pig!
320
00:17:17,018 --> 00:17:21,728
Oh! No, no wait!
It's like a half bear half manpig!
321
00:17:23,590 --> 00:17:24,287
Look out!
322
00:17:25,610 --> 00:17:29,504
No! I think it's more like a half man,
and half pigbear!
323
00:17:30,432 --> 00:17:32,807
Reverse the doorway!
Send it back through!
324
00:17:35,977 --> 00:17:36,716
KYLE!!
325
00:17:58,134 --> 00:18:01,741
Please! I didn't help the terrorists
get into Imaginationland! Honest!
326
00:18:02,047 --> 00:18:04,035
That is for the Council
of Nine to decide!
327
00:18:04,688 --> 00:18:06,759
Don't worry,
kid, the Council of Nine consists of
328
00:18:06,879 --> 00:18:08,060
some of the most highly-regarded
329
00:18:08,180 --> 00:18:10,458
imaginary characters
in all Imaginationland.
330
00:18:12,148 --> 00:18:15,129
Fellow Council,
these are indeed dark times.
331
00:18:15,466 --> 00:18:18,407
The evil forces amass
at our gates as we speak.
332
00:18:18,607 --> 00:18:20,907
Zeus believes we should evacuate.
333
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:23,115
Yes. Their power outmatches ours.
334
00:18:23,315 --> 00:18:25,890
If they are giving us a
chance to leave we must take it!
335
00:18:26,222 --> 00:18:27,975
And what say you, Morpheus?
336
00:18:28,570 --> 00:18:30,897
How are we to know
that they will let us go?
337
00:18:31,017 --> 00:18:32,313
Their offer could be a trap.
338
00:18:32,869 --> 00:18:35,233
Perhaps we must flee
to the Temple of Alderon.
339
00:18:35,353 --> 00:18:37,151
Surely they wouldn't chase us there.
340
00:18:37,427 --> 00:18:38,444
No, we can't.
341
00:18:38,846 --> 00:18:40,724
Come on, you guys, this is our home.
342
00:18:40,924 --> 00:18:43,908
We have to fight,
to keep it the way it was meant to be.
343
00:18:44,245 --> 00:18:47,161
I'm with Jesus. The evil characters
aren't going to just us go.
344
00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:53,810
That may be, Popeye,
but we don't have a choice!
345
00:18:55,988 --> 00:18:58,123
Forgive my intrusion, Council of Nine,
346
00:18:58,289 --> 00:19:00,693
but this boy has infiltrated
from the real world.
347
00:19:01,626 --> 00:19:03,127
Bring him here!
348
00:19:06,018 --> 00:19:07,018
Clear!
349
00:19:12,645 --> 00:19:15,297
I'm sorry. He's gone.
350
00:19:17,563 --> 00:19:19,563
No! Kyle can't die.
351
00:19:20,024 --> 00:19:21,478
I'm sorry, young man.
352
00:19:23,715 --> 00:19:24,715
Kyle?
353
00:19:25,745 --> 00:19:30,204
Well... at least now he doesn't
have to suck anyone's balls.
354
00:19:31,873 --> 00:19:33,199
NNNOOO!
355
00:19:33,629 --> 00:19:35,975
No, he has a strong heart!
He wants to live!
356
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,170
Come on, Kyle! Come on, buddy!
357
00:19:40,654 --> 00:19:42,473
He's gone, little boy.
358
00:19:42,770 --> 00:19:44,419
Zap him again! Do it!
359
00:19:44,619 --> 00:19:46,219
- Charging.
- DO IT!
360
00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:51,014
- Come on buddy. Come on buddy.
- Clear.
361
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:55,276
Get out of here!
362
00:19:59,291 --> 00:20:02,987
Godamnit Kyle, you never walked away
from anything in your life! Now fight!
363
00:20:03,249 --> 00:20:05,364
Fight! Fight! Right now!
364
00:20:06,529 --> 00:20:09,285
Fu-hight! Fu-hu-hight! Fight!
365
00:20:19,860 --> 00:20:21,610
Give him some air.
366
00:20:21,838 --> 00:20:24,188
There, easy. Breathe easy.
367
00:20:28,575 --> 00:20:33,037
I believe this child was brought
into Imaginationland for a reason.
368
00:20:33,237 --> 00:20:35,228
Perhaps the Mayor
knew something we don't.
369
00:20:35,603 --> 00:20:38,606
What are you saying, Aslan? That if
we are to take back control, we might-?
370
00:20:38,868 --> 00:20:39,668
Yes.
371
00:20:39,788 --> 00:20:43,003
If we are to take back
control from the evil forces,
372
00:20:43,203 --> 00:20:45,446
this little boy might be the key.
373
00:20:45,980 --> 00:20:47,327
Awww, I'm the key?
374
00:20:47,527 --> 00:20:50,553
Could I not be the key, Morpheus?
I don't wanna be the key.
375
00:20:50,673 --> 00:20:52,745
If you ever wanna see your home again,
little boy,
376
00:20:52,865 --> 00:20:54,539
you'll have to rise to this challenge.
377
00:20:54,801 --> 00:20:56,894
But I, but I'm supposed
to be at school right now,
378
00:20:57,094 --> 00:21:00,545
and instead, I got Snarf and Popeye
and Luke Skywalker all pissed off...
379
00:21:00,844 --> 00:21:03,464
It is a dark time for all of us,
young boy.
380
00:21:03,726 --> 00:21:06,504
But know that if
you believe in yourself,
381
00:21:06,704 --> 00:21:08,804
everything will turn out all right.
382
00:21:15,864 --> 00:21:18,402
Sir? Are you sure about this?
383
00:21:18,602 --> 00:21:20,093
We have no choice.
384
00:21:20,293 --> 00:21:23,458
Terrorists have attacked us
where we are most vulnerable.
385
00:21:23,578 --> 00:21:25,027
There's no other option.
386
00:21:25,683 --> 00:21:28,309
We have to nuke our imagination.
387
00:21:38,350 --> 00:21:39,500
Wake up, Kyle.
388
00:21:41,556 --> 00:21:45,370
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