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South Park - Season 11 Episode 10
"Imaginationland"
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All right, let's try over here.
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Set up traps there, and there as well.
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Last time I saw him
he ran right through here.
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This is so retarded, Cartman.
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You've got everyone
believing your stupid story.
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It isn't a story, it's true!
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I saw a leprechaun.
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I've seen him come through
here three days in a row now.
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Hawk Eyes, this is Dragon Wind.
Do you copy?
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This is Hawk Eyes.
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We've set up the net
and we're standing by.
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Copy that, Hawk Eyes.
Keep surveillance tag Alpha Niner.
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Dragon Wind out.
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Just admit you were lying,
Cartman, so that everyone can go home!
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Oh no! We have a deal, Kyle!
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If I can prove there's a leprechain,
you have to suck my balls, remember?!
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Dragon Wind to Blackie:
What's your six, Blackei?
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... I don't want the code name Blackie.
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Code names are what they are, Blackie!
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Check your six and
alert when in position!
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This is fucking retarded!
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Hahaha, getting nervous, Kyle?
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When that leprechaus shows
up you must suck my balls!
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Don't forget I have
a signed contract from you.
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Yeah, and if you couldn't
prove there was a leprechaun,
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you have to give me ten dollars!
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Now just pay up and stop being stupid!
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Goddamnit, why hasn't it shown up yet?
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Dragon Wind to Faggot! Come in, Faggot!
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This is faggot.
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Go ahead.
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Faggot I need you to keep surveillance
North to North East. Check back in five.
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Okay, will do.
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Faggot out.
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Okay, that's enough. Everybody!
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Cartman is just pulling one
of his stupid tricks on everyone,
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because he's trying to
get out of a deal he made!
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It was here, I swear it!
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I don't know why it's
not showin' up this time!
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You didn't see a leprechaun, fatass!
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If you could prove it, I had
to suck your balls, but if you couldn't,
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you had to pay me ten dollars! Pay up!
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Uh, I got somethin'! I got it!
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It's uh...
Oh jeez I thnk it's a leprechaun!
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Set off diversion track C!
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Dude...
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Fuh, fuck me, it's a leprechaun.
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Get it!
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Get that fucking leprechaun!
I want it alive!
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Wow. Cool. No way. Whoa. Wow.
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Eugh! Uh, move aside! Move aside!
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All right, butthole, where's the gold?!
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You lads don't know what you're doin'.
I need to deliver an important message!
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There's goin' to be an attack!
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Tell me where the
gold is or you die! Slow!
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Where'd he go?
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I was sent to warn
of a terrorist attack,
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but you boys have made me late.
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Now the terrorists will prevail!
The end is near!
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Dude.
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Kyle,
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suck my balls.
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{\SOUTH PARK}
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{\KYLE SUCKS CARTMAN'S BALLS}
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{\THE TRILOGY}
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Dad, where do leprechauns come from?
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From Ireland.
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So... why would one come to America
to warn us about a terrorist attack.
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Kyle, leprechauns aren't real.
You're almost nine now;
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you need to understand the
difference beween real and imaginary.
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I thought I did.
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Ohhh, Ms. Broflovski,
how are you this fine evening?
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Oh,hello Eric.
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Kyle, your friend is here.
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Hello, Mr. Broflovski, Ike.
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Nice evening, isn't it?
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Well Kyle, shall we go up
to your room for a few minutes.
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Get out of here,
Cartman, we're eating dinner!
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Uhh, Kyle, I believe a certain someone
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is supposed to put a certain
set of balls in their mouth.
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- I'm not doing it, fatass!
- Doing what?
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We had a deal, Kyle!
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Just get out of here!
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You signed an agreement, Kyle!!
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I don't care if I signed an agreement!
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Ah hey now Kyle, if you made a deal
with somebody, you have to stick by it.
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Thank you, Mr. Broflovski.
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What was the agreement?
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That if he could prove leprechauns
exist, I would suck his balls.
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Whatwhatwhat?!
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And there was a leprechaun!
You saw it, Kyle!!
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Hey dudes.
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Hey Kyle.
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So, ...how was it?
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How was what?
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Sucking Cartman's b-balls.
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I didn't suck his balls, all right?!
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And and I'm not going to!
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Dude, why did you ever agree
to suck his balls in the first place.
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I didn't think there would actually
be a leprechaun! And I still don't!
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Why would a leprechaun be
warning us of a terrorist attack?!
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There's another
explanation for all this.
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Excuse me.
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Have you boys seen a
leprechaun anywhere lately?
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What do you know about the leprechaun?
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Ooooo, then you did see him.
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That's splendiferous!
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I want you to tell
me everything he said.
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Where was he? What was he doing?
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All right I've had enough!
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Leprechauns are imaginary!
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Well of course they are.
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But just because they're imaginary
doesn't mean they're not real.
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Haven't you boys ever
used your imagination?
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You, young man!
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How would you like to be a cowboy?
Or a swashbuckling pirate?
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And you! How would you like
to be an astronaut, faaar out in space?
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All it takes is a little... imagination.
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- Who the hell are you?
- Still not convinced, eh?
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I tell you what, boys.
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What say we all take a ride on my...
Imagination Flying Machine?
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Dude.
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Hop aboard, kids.
I have something to show you.
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Uhhh, are you gonna rap us?
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no?
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Ah all right then.
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Come on, guys.
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Watch it, fellas. I'm pretty
sure this guy wants to rape us.
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All aboard the Imagination Balloon!
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Some people feel imagination isn't real,
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but I tell them that they're wrong,
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'cause whenever I
want to play and pretend,
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I just sing the Imagination Sooong
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Imagination...
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Imagination...
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Imagination...
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Imagination...
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Imagination...
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Imagination...
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Imagination...
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Imagination...
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Imagination...
Imagination... Imagination...
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Imagination... Imagination...
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Are you gonna take us
somewhere or not?!
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But my boy,
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we're already here.
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What is this place?
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This... is Imaginationland.
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It's where all the
wonderful and goofy things
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that humans have made up
over the years live together.
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Shitishens of Imaginationland!
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We have distinguished
guests from the world beyond!
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Hello.
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Welcome to Imaginationland.
I am the Lollipop King.
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We are honored to have
Creators in our kingdom.
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Now, good news, everyone!
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These boys did see the leprechaun!
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What did he tell you?
Did he have any news?
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Well he said there was gonna be a-
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...that there was... gonna be a-
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ALLAH!!!
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OH FUCK NO!
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STAN, WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!
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Quickly boys! Get on my back!
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Fellas! Fellas wait!
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Hold on, fellas!
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Butters.
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Don't leave me, fellas! Come back!
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Dude!
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Hey guys!
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BUTTEEEEERS!!!
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Wha? Where...?
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Oh. Oh dude.
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Oh, it was just a dream.
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It was all just a crazy dream.
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Huh, oh my God.
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Hello?
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Dude, did you finish
your math homework?
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I kind of lost track of time last night.
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No no I I hardly got any sleep.
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I had this whole messed
up dream about some gay Mayor guy
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taking us to Imaginationland where
all these imaginary characters live?
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...And then it got
attacked by terrorists?
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Yeah! How'd you know?
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Dude! I had the same dream!
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We jumped on a dragon's back and,
and Butters got left behind!
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Stan? Stanley?
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You haven't seen your little
friend Butters, have you?
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Why?
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Our darling Butters
never came home last night.
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What did they say??
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We don't wanna jump
to conclusions, but...
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we're worried that maybe
somebody kidnapped Butters,
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sodomized him over and over again, and
then fed his genitals to wild animals.
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There there, darling.
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...Dude...
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Laides and gentlemen, I have dire news.
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Yesterday, at approximately 18:00 hours,
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terrorists successfully attacked...
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our imagination.
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Our imagnation?
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How?
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The imaginary attack appears
to have been in the works for years.
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The effects of the attack are so far...
unimaginable.
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We've intercepted this videotape
the terrorists made for broadcast.
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Luckily we've kept it from
being broadcast to the public.
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No! It's just a Care Bear!
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Oh my God.
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Later in the video we can
see another imaginary hostage;
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this one reading a forced statement.
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Praise to the mighty Allah.
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His divine grace a-and
will have brought forth this day.
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Oh jeez!
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Uhhh, nnow see,
your safety is at our whim.
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This is the price you pay, America!
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You have defiled Allah,
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and now we will turn
your imagination against you!
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Death to the Infidels!
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Can I go now?
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Stan! Kyle!
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Could you could you get me out of here??
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Gentlemen, the terrorists appear to have
complete control of our imagination.
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It's only a matter of time before...
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our imaginations start running wild.
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I believe a serious blow
to democracy has just been dealt.
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A travesty has occurred,
and I want justice!
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Kyle Broflovski did
willingly and knowingly
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sign a contract, and yet, to date,
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he has made no effort,
nor does he show any intention,
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of ever sucking my balls!
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I've given him ample time to fulfill
his obligation, and he has thus refused.
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I stand before you with dry balls,
Your Honor.
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I've provided witnesses,
collected testimonials,
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and still, my balls remain dry.
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I want what I'm entitled to!
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Mr. Broflovski,
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did you agree to orally imbibe Mr.
Cartman's scrotum and testicles?
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I...
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Is this not your
signature on the contract?
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but...
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Come o- come on! Really?
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I mean, aren't there more
important things going on right now?
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From what I've been presented
and the evidence put forth,
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the court has no choice but to order you
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to place Mr.
Cartman's pubicle sac in your mouth,
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and draw upon it succulently
for no less than 30 seconds.
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Yesss!
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You have twenty four hours
to suck aforementioned balls.
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If after that time you still refuse,
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the court will be forced to
arrest you for contempt. Next case!
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00:14:24,473 --> 00:14:25,595
Thank you Your Honor.
254
00:14:25,715 --> 00:14:28,752
This isn't a victory for me, this
is a victory for the justice system.
255
00:14:28,872 --> 00:14:30,643
And my balls.
256
00:14:32,983 --> 00:14:35,857
What I am about to tell
you is highly classified.
257
00:14:35,977 --> 00:14:40,778
Two days ago, Muslim terrorists
hijacked our imagination.
258
00:14:40,899 --> 00:14:44,274
Frankly we don't know what
their next move is or how to stop them.
259
00:14:44,394 --> 00:14:47,847
In times like these the government
often turns to Hollywood for help.
260
00:14:47,967 --> 00:14:50,922
You creative filmmakers
can think of idea we just can't.
261
00:14:51,042 --> 00:14:54,458
That's why we've asked you here, M.
Night Shyal-amalam.
262
00:14:54,673 --> 00:14:58,004
The Sixth Sense, Signs,
The Village, all very clever films.
263
00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:00,849
But can you use your
amazing idea brain now
264
00:15:00,969 --> 00:15:03,509
to help us stop the terrorists?
265
00:15:04,239 --> 00:15:06,012
What if...
266
00:15:07,081 --> 00:15:08,934
What if it turns out
they aren't terrorists?
267
00:15:09,054 --> 00:15:12,602
But they're actually werewolves?
From the future?
268
00:15:13,856 --> 00:15:17,023
N, no. No, they're terrorists.
They've been linked to Al Qaeda.
269
00:15:17,188 --> 00:15:21,736
But what if Al Qaeda, it turns out, is
the group being terrorized? By aliens?
270
00:15:22,205 --> 00:15:25,722
No- No. That's not an idea,
that's a twist.
271
00:15:26,078 --> 00:15:27,783
We need ideas.
272
00:15:27,903 --> 00:15:30,570
How about we make everyone
think that terrorists attacked us?
273
00:15:30,690 --> 00:15:33,998
But really, we were all already dead.
274
00:15:34,722 --> 00:15:35,917
Get him out of here.
275
00:15:38,128 --> 00:15:41,631
Mr. Bay, can you thnk of any
idea how to outwit these terrorists?
276
00:15:41,866 --> 00:15:43,049
I believe I can.
277
00:15:43,428 --> 00:15:45,872
We start... by making a big CG building
278
00:15:45,992 --> 00:15:48,386
and then we have a meteor go CROSSHH!
279
00:15:48,506 --> 00:15:50,383
and it, and it's all like CRAAWWWLL
280
00:15:50,503 --> 00:15:53,601
and motorcycles burst into flame while
they jump over these helicopters, right?
281
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:54,702
No no!
282
00:15:54,822 --> 00:15:57,563
We need ideas how
to stop the terrorists!
283
00:15:57,683 --> 00:16:01,235
An eighteen-wheeler spins out
of control and it's all like BROSSHH
284
00:16:01,355 --> 00:16:05,012
And then this huuuge
tanker full of dyna-
285
00:16:05,596 --> 00:16:09,033
Those aren't ideas,
those are special effects!
286
00:16:11,175 --> 00:16:13,329
I... don't understand the difference.
287
00:16:13,449 --> 00:16:15,748
I know you don't. Get him out of here!
288
00:16:16,032 --> 00:16:19,390
Aaand being that we are
all big Mel Gibson film fans,
289
00:16:19,510 --> 00:16:21,545
we thought maybe you could help us.
290
00:16:21,735 --> 00:16:23,642
Ah, my nipples, they hurt!
291
00:16:23,762 --> 00:16:25,466
They hurt when I twist them!
292
00:16:26,697 --> 00:16:27,791
Yes, uh,
293
00:16:27,911 --> 00:16:30,400
I don't suppose you
have any creative ideas
294
00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:32,181
how to fight these terrorists?
295
00:16:32,430 --> 00:16:33,616
How about this?
296
00:16:33,736 --> 00:16:36,567
You have that tape that
the terrorists made, right?
297
00:16:36,687 --> 00:16:39,856
Well maybe if you did a background
check on that videotape,
298
00:16:39,976 --> 00:16:42,008
you might find somebody
who doesn't belong.
299
00:16:42,128 --> 00:16:46,028
Somebody who doesn't
fit Imaginationland. Ohhh!
300
00:16:47,491 --> 00:16:50,073
Heyy... that's not a bad idea.
301
00:16:50,489 --> 00:16:52,745
Yeah. Say what you
will about Mel Gibson,
302
00:16:52,865 --> 00:16:54,857
but the sonofabitch
knows story structure.
303
00:16:54,977 --> 00:16:57,623
Get the videotape and do a
background check on everyone in it!
304
00:16:57,743 --> 00:17:00,042
Oogh! Yess!
305
00:17:00,879 --> 00:17:03,963
All the imaginary characters
in the tape were identified, sir.
306
00:17:04,083 --> 00:17:06,883
Count Chocula,
Cinderella, Snarf from Thundercats,
307
00:17:07,003 --> 00:17:07,758
but here
308
00:17:08,117 --> 00:17:11,317
Nothing in American folklore
or storytalling match this kid.
309
00:17:11,437 --> 00:17:12,833
He appears to be...
310
00:17:12,953 --> 00:17:14,298
just some kid.
311
00:17:14,418 --> 00:17:18,019
Stan! Kyle! Could you
could you get me out of here??
312
00:17:18,139 --> 00:17:21,491
I want digital imaging and
resource magnification done stat!
313
00:17:21,611 --> 00:17:23,972
If that kid isn't imaginary
I want to know who he is,
314
00:17:24,092 --> 00:17:26,011
where he's from,
and who his friends are!
315
00:17:26,131 --> 00:17:27,531
Yes sir!
316
00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:31,171
Who are you?...
317
00:17:37,677 --> 00:17:40,777
Uh, excuse me? Uh Mr. Terrorist, sir?
318
00:17:41,058 --> 00:17:43,456
Uh, I'm actually not imaginary,
319
00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:46,339
a-and um, my p-my parents are
gonna ground me if I don't get back-
320
00:17:48,466 --> 00:17:50,843
Aaah! Okay, sorry. Uh sorry.
321
00:17:51,616 --> 00:17:53,970
Can you tell what
the terrorists are doing?
322
00:17:54,090 --> 00:17:57,308
They're going something
to Rockety Rocket.
323
00:17:57,428 --> 00:17:58,196
No!
324
00:17:58,316 --> 00:18:00,102
Leave me alone! Haaa!
325
00:18:00,376 --> 00:18:03,206
It doesn't make sense.
What do they want with Rockety?
326
00:18:03,326 --> 00:18:05,426
The only reason they would-
327
00:18:05,740 --> 00:18:06,840
Oh my God.
328
00:18:07,430 --> 00:18:09,320
They're gonna blow up the Barrier!
329
00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:12,050
Uh what's the Barrier?
330
00:18:12,410 --> 00:18:12,990
The wall!
331
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:18,245
The wall which separates the evil side
of Imaginationland from the good side!
332
00:18:18,527 --> 00:18:20,835
No! No you can't blow up the barrier!
333
00:18:20,955 --> 00:18:22,405
Are you insane?!
334
00:18:23,983 --> 00:18:25,343
We can't let this happen.
335
00:18:25,463 --> 00:18:27,797
It will be the end of Imaginationland.
336
00:18:27,917 --> 00:18:30,256
Yeah. You have to stop them, kid.
337
00:18:30,376 --> 00:18:33,094
Me?? Woo, what am I supposed to do?
338
00:18:33,214 --> 00:18:34,606
Don't you get it?!
339
00:18:34,726 --> 00:18:36,499
If the terrorists blow that barrier,
340
00:18:36,619 --> 00:18:39,735
all the most evil things
ever imagined are gonna pour out
341
00:18:39,855 --> 00:18:42,103
and take over Imaginationland for good!
342
00:18:42,333 --> 00:18:44,283
YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!!
343
00:18:51,982 --> 00:18:53,508
Thanks for coming, everyone.
344
00:18:53,628 --> 00:18:56,700
The big moment is almost here,
as soon as Kyle arrives.
345
00:18:57,088 --> 00:18:58,953
He's not gonna show
up to suck your balls dude.
346
00:18:59,147 --> 00:19:01,372
He has to.
He's been ordered by the court.
347
00:19:01,976 --> 00:19:03,332
Hey, he's here.
348
00:19:03,759 --> 00:19:05,960
What? Move aside, move aside!
349
00:19:06,196 --> 00:19:07,576
Dude, do you really have to do it?
350
00:19:07,696 --> 00:19:09,255
Let's just get this over with!
351
00:19:09,479 --> 00:19:13,676
Yes, come on in, peasant Kyle,
and pay homage to this sultan's balls.
352
00:19:13,918 --> 00:19:15,261
God damnit!
353
00:19:15,713 --> 00:19:18,344
Yehehehesss. Yehhhs!
354
00:19:27,774 --> 00:19:30,568
That's them, sir.
Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski.
355
00:19:31,186 --> 00:19:34,115
You boys need to come with
us on a matter of national security.
356
00:19:34,235 --> 00:19:34,939
Who are you?
357
00:19:35,059 --> 00:19:37,741
There's no time!
You need to come with us right now!
358
00:19:38,306 --> 00:19:39,427
Hey, let go of him!
359
00:19:39,547 --> 00:19:42,231
We aren't going to hurt your little
friends. We just need information.
360
00:19:42,351 --> 00:19:45,332
No! No, he has to suck my balls!
361
00:19:49,162 --> 00:19:50,162
NO!
362
00:19:50,465 --> 00:19:51,756
KYYYYLE!
363
00:19:53,305 --> 00:19:54,842
Allah akbar!
364
00:19:55,506 --> 00:19:57,203
No! Noooo!
365
00:19:58,851 --> 00:20:01,557
Hold on! Hold on a second!
366
00:20:03,597 --> 00:20:07,805
Now, you really should think about this.
I mean, uh,
367
00:20:07,925 --> 00:20:11,149
I know you think attacking
our imagination will get you somewhere,
368
00:20:11,269 --> 00:20:12,735
but will it really?
369
00:20:13,863 --> 00:20:15,255
If you destroy that wall,
370
00:20:15,375 --> 00:20:18,943
all the most evil parts of
our imagination are gonna break loose,
371
00:20:19,063 --> 00:20:23,111
but... will it really make
you terrorists feel better?
372
00:20:23,231 --> 00:20:27,333
Maybe it's time for us all to just...
get along.
373
00:20:28,838 --> 00:20:31,253
ALLAH!!
374
00:20:32,583 --> 00:20:34,518
Jesus Christ, no!!
375
00:20:38,674 --> 00:20:40,657
That was your plan to stop them??
376
00:20:40,777 --> 00:20:42,734
Y-yeah, and that's
not a heartfelt speech?
377
00:20:42,854 --> 00:20:44,704
That's fucking stupid!
378
00:20:55,028 --> 00:20:56,491
They are coming...
379
00:20:57,581 --> 00:21:02,581
To be continued
380
00:21:06,475 --> 00:21:07,867
Glad I picked you up, kid.
381
00:21:07,987 --> 00:21:11,487
It's dangerous for someone
your age to be hitchhikin'
382
00:21:12,610 --> 00:21:15,210
Yeah well,
when a man has been wronged...
383
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:17,641
he no longer cares about danger.
384
00:21:17,761 --> 00:21:20,135
You goin' to Washington to visit family?
385
00:21:20,725 --> 00:21:22,498
I've got unfinished business.
386
00:21:22,618 --> 00:21:24,957
You go through life
being told there's justice,
387
00:21:25,077 --> 00:21:26,559
then you learn that
the only real justcie...
388
00:21:27,351 --> 00:21:29,144
is the justice you take.
389
00:21:30,168 --> 00:21:31,768
Make no mistake, Kyle.
390
00:21:32,553 --> 00:21:35,985
Before this is over,
you will suck my balls.
391
00:21:37,827 --> 00:21:41,574
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