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Michael!
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SEAGULLS SQUAWK
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It's time to go!
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We can't wait!
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SQUAWKING GROWS LOUDER
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He's filling buckets again.
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The man is an imbecile.
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Why does filling buckets
make him an imbecile?
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You just don't like him
because he's different from you
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and you don't understand people
who are different from you.
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Why is he always in that shed?
What's he doing down there?
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He's got pets.
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What kind of pets?
I don't know. Animals in jars.
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Fish.
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Fish? Listen, I don't know
and I don't care.
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He can do what he wants
in his own shed.
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Just leave him alone.
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GURGLING
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Oh, bugger.
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What are you doing?
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HE TAPS JAR
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HE TAPS JAR
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Ooh...
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Hello?
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Hello. Michael's phone.
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Hello?
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END CALL BEEPING
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Michael?
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Michael?
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Good morning, your majesties.
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OK...
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Who will answer me a question?
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Will you?
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Will you tell me the truth?
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OK, erm...
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..I want to know something
really specific, OK?
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Something...
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Something really stupid.
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Will I...
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Will I ever be in Neighbours?
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OK.
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OK.
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OK, OK, yeah, one more question.
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Your Majesty, I need you
to tell me some numbers.
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Six numbers.
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Hello. Animal Watch.
Can I help you?
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Yeah, hiya. My neighbour
has got monkeys in his shed.
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OK, can I take your name, please?
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Is this a good number
to contact you on?
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You don't need to contact me, OK?
You'd prefer to remain anonymous?
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No.
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I would like to report my neighbour,
Michael Sleep.
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OK, can I have a brief understanding
of what it is
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you're calling about today?
I've just told you, for God's sake!
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My neighbour, Michael Sleep,
has got monkeys in his shed.
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OK, there's no need to talk to me
like that, sir.
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Like what? I'm trying to report
monkeys here, pal.
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Is the animal in a situation
that requires urgent human help?
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Do you not need a licence
to keep monkeys?
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Certain species of monkeys
you do, yeah.
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Is this animal in a situation
that requires urgent human help?
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Well, I'd say keeping
shaved monkeys in jars of water
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probably isn't good for them,
wouldn't you?
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I'm sorry, your neighbour has
shaved monkeys in jars of water?
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That's what I said, right.
And he's put them in clothes.
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How many monkeys? Three.
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Are you sure they're monkeys?
No! I'm not sure what I've seen,
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to be honest, pal,
but I know I didn't like it.
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Right, I'm struggling slightly
with this information.
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Do you maybe want to calm down,
have a think about
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exactly what it is you wish
to report, and phone us back?
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No. I'd like somebody
to come and investigate.
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Can I take your address?
I'm not giving you my address!
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Thank you for your call.
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END CALL BEEPING
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Fuck!
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Bloody hell!
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Water butt was empty, had to go
down the canal. Give us a hand.
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Yeah. Sorry.
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Is he all right?
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He looks different.
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What's wrong with them?
I don't know.
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Did you speak to them
when I was gone?
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Did you ask them any questions?
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No.
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You need to ask them about Clea.
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I know. When?
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Soon. I'm not ready.
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Right, well, you might not have much
time. I mean, they don't look well.
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I'll ask tonight.
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We'd better get to work.
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Yeah, right, OK.
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Oh, your phone rang while
you were getting water,
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but they didn't say anything.
There was someone on the other end
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but I don't think
they could hear me.
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British Columbia? That's the one.
Where's British Columbia?
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Michael? Eh?
Where's British Columbia?
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Canada.
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Hello, mate.
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Float On
by Modest Mouse
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Michael?
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Yeah, it's me.
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Coast is clear.
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I mean...
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What...?
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What sort of time do you
call this? Yes, exactly!
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What sort of time do you call this?
You should've been here an hour ago.
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We slept in.
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Are you two...? What?
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An item.
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No! Urgh!
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Jesus! Are you having a laugh?
I'm old enough to be her dad!
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What's going on?
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Do you mind, Brigham?
No. What's going on?
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Head office are due here any minute
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and if I wasn't so desperately
short-staffed
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and if I didn't so desperately
need you on the shop floor,
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I would fire you right here
on the spot. Right.
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But you're not going to?
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Erm, no, I just said, I can't
because I desperately need you here.
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Well, that told us.
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Can I have a go on your long bike,
Michael. Brigham, we haven't got...
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Head office are due here any minute.
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I feel like I'm running
a nursery school here!
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Or a circus.
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Don't answer that. Don't answer...
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Michael, don't answer it.
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Hello, Hilary? Bloody Hilary again!
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He's done what? Michael! Shush!
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OK. No, I'll come over right now.
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OK.
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My dad has won a motorbike.
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I need to get over there.
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Brigham, I need my bike back!
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Brigham!
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Hey, sorry, no, you're going
to have to move that, love.
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I've got to get out 'ere.
You can get your car through there.
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Not without mounting the pavement,
I can't! Then mount the pavement.
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It's an Audi!
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MEN CHATTER
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Excuse me!
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Dad, what the hell's going on?
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Erm... Nothing.
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What do you mean, "Nothing"?
Where did the bike come from?
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I won it.
Bikes and Beverages Magazine.
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Have you seen what you've done
to the lawn?
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Well, it's a bit more powerful
than I'm used to.
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REVVS LOUDLY
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Off the bike.
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Off the bike, Dad!
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I'm just getting used to it.
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Argh...
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Dad, this is Kacey.
She's my friend from work.
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She's helping us with the project
with the prophets.
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Oh.
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Right, I'm going to bring
the bike round the front.
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Tracy? Kacey.
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Stacy? Kacey. Oh.
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Brian. Nice to meet you, Brian.
I've heard a lot about you.
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Nothing good, I hope. He says you're
a pain in the arse. Excellent!
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So, how are you getting on
with the homunculi?
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It must be about time to exhume
the jars from the manure.
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They're out. Dug 'em out last night.
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Already? Yep.
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And? Did he ask his questions
about Clea?
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Not yet, no. I think he's...
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I think he's building up to it.
Well, he hasn't got much time.
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Once they pass the state
of divination,
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they start to deteriorate.
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Oh, right.
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I mean, they were already looking
pretty ragged this morning.
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And for goodness' sake don't waste
time by asking them questions.
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Every question you ask them
wears them out.
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Shit.
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Have you been wasting questions?
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Oh, here they are. Just apologising,
Dad, on your behalf,
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for the mess in the garden.
Don't worry, love.
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We need to get back to your house
quickly. What's the rush?
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Can we borrow your bike?
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I'll be two seconds.
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CAR HORN
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Are you joking me?
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Hey!
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Hello. Are you the owner? Yes.
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Mr Sleep? Michael Sleep?
Who are you?
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We're from the Open University.
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We have reason to believe that
there was a very prominent meteor
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sighted in the area
a couple of nights ago and...
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Sorry, what do you want? We're
looking for a valuable meteorite.
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We think it may be in your house.
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How valuable?
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I mean, invaluable as far
as furthering our...
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No, no, no. How much is it worth,
monetary value?
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Depending on its size and type,
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it could be worth
several thousand pounds.
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No, you're all right, thank you.
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Pardon? Not today, thank you.
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I am looking for a bird book
that could be worth £10 million.
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That kind of knocks your
several-thousand-pound space rock
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into a cocked hat, doesn't it?
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Now...
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They're my boxes.
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Right, OK, thank you.
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Here we go.
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Michael, I'm trying to move
my car out, here.
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Oh. Good luck with that, Cliff.
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You're going to have trouble
getting past all this lot.
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Erm, excuse me!
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Who gave you permission
to take all this stuff?
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Hello?
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Can you go and check
on the prophets?
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I'm going to go and find out
what the bloody hell's going on.
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Hi, Olive. Hello, Michael.
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Oh, God.
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Hello, Michael. You're home early.
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What are you doing, Roy?
I'm taking back my property.
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That stuff belongs to me.
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Are you Michael Sleep?
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Who are you?
We're from the Open University.
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We have reason to believe there was
a meteorite landed in this area
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two nights ago. Is that
what you're looking for, too?
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No.
He's looking for a bird book.
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F...!
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Argh!
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Bastard!
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Argh!
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You can't do this.
It belongs to me, Michael.
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You are squatting in my house.
Right, I'm phoning the police.
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Nine, nine, nine.
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Hello. Police, please.
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Michael, hang up, for God's sake.
Don't embarrass yourself.
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Hello. Yes. Erm...
Well, I'm being burgled.
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Yes. Michael Sleep,
30 Marvin Gardens.
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It's just off the Wilmslow Road.
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Oh, you know it?
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Well, they're taking things out
of the house without my permission
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under the guise of being
a removals company.
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Hello. Erm, I'm just going to
put you on hold.
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Give it up, mate.
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The king is out of his jar, OK?
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He was trying to get at the queen,
and he's in here somewhere
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but I don't know where he's gone.
He, like, attacked me.
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He jumped on me, scratched my face.
OK, thank you for your call.
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I'll be there as soon
as I possibly can. Bye.
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END CALL BEEPING
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Hello, officer. Sorry about that.
Where were we?
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Burgled!
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30 Marvin Gardens.
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It's just...
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Wilmslow Road.
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OK, thank you. Bye.
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I don't know what to say, Michael.
That was ridiculous.
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Your phone rang halfway through.
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Do you seriously expect me to
believe... The police are here.
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They're bloody good 'round here,
the coppers. What do I say?
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I'll speak to them. It's legally
my property - I'll explain it.
257
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,760
I'll be in my shed!
258
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:31,480
Hello, there.
259
00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:36,400
There's been a mix-up.
I think you've had a wasted journey.
260
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:38,560
Are you the owner of this property,
sir?
261
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:40,400
Yes, I am,
but there's no burglary.
262
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:43,520
We've had a report that
you're keeping monkeys here.
263
00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:45,160
Monkeys?
264
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:47,440
Do you mind if we have
a look around?
265
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:50,000
No.
266
00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:55,360
Aargh!
267
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:58,760
Don't yell! You know it upsets them.
268
00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:02,040
Right, it's in here somewhere
and it's out of its jar.
269
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:05,760
It was on me face.
It was horrible. Like a cold sponge.
270
00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:07,760
All right, all right, calm down.
271
00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:10,280
We've got to get it back
in its water.
272
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:13,680
Where... Where is it? I think it's
under those shelves, over there.
273
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,040
Broom.
274
00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:19,120
Be careful, it scratches.
275
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:23,920
Your Majesty?
276
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:26,040
It's me, Michael.
277
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:28,760
We've got to get you back
in the water, mate.
278
00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:31,200
Argh!
279
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,560
Oh, no! Argh!
280
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:36,480
Get him off me!
281
00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:38,640
Argh! Argh!
282
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:40,280
Aaargh!
283
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:43,320
CRUNCHING
284
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:43,320
Ow! Your Majesty!
285
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:45,040
It hurts!
286
00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:46,520
Argh!
287
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:56,040
HE HISSES
288
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,760
Do you mind opening this up for me?
289
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,680
Bloody hell.
290
00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:35,920
Is that the Action Man helicopter?
291
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,520
Yeah.
292
00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:44,840
OK...
293
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:49,520
..I'll knock him off the curtain,
you throw something over him.
294
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:55,760
Ready?
295
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:58,920
Three, two, one...
296
00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:02,920
Argh! Get him, get him, get him!
297
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:04,520
GROWLING
298
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:05,760
Urgh!
299
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,440
Urgh... Urgh!
300
00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:13,280
Urgh, urgh, urgh, urgh, urgh!
301
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,040
Oh, Your Majesty.
302
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:25,760
POLICE OFFICER MIMICS
HELICOPTER BLADES
303
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:45,680
It's over.
304
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:48,920
I can't let them be discovered.
305
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,200
I'm going to have to put them
out of their misery.
306
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,720
You haven't asked your question.
There isn't time.
307
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,520
There is time...
308
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:59,040
.. if you do it now, OK?
309
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:02,160
This might be your only chance,
mate. Come on, be brave.
310
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:04,040
Ask.
311
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:11,280
Why is it here? I don't know.
312
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:12,920
I don't live here.
313
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:17,160
I mean, it's my house,
but my sister's partner lives here.
314
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:19,760
He's a bit of a strange bloke.
315
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:21,760
Up to all sorts.
316
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:25,760
What's his name? Michael.
317
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:28,760
Michael Sleep.
318
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:33,040
Do you know where we can find
Mr Sleep?
319
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:35,960
Yeah. He's in the shed.
320
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:39,880
I need an answer...
321
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:43,160
.. about Clea.
322
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,040
It's about my Clea.
323
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,520
Is Clea alive?
324
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:17,520
Your Majesty...
325
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:20,760
..one last question, mate.
326
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:26,640
Will Clea ever come back home?
327
00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:59,040
Does she love me?
328
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:03,040
Does Clea love me?
329
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:07,320
Mr Sleep?
330
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:09,080
Michael Sleep?
331
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:12,080
It's the police. Would you mind
opening the door, please?
332
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:20,280
Michael Sleep, it's the police!
333
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:22,040
Open the door!
334
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:25,680
Police! Open the door!
335
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:39,600
Argh!
336
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:01,040
Hang on.
337
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:16,280
There you go.
338
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:18,360
Fight amongst yourselves.
339
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:47,520
What are you going to do now?
340
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,360
I think I have to go to Canada.
341
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,280
How are you going to get there?
342
00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:59,920
Can you get to Canada
on a motorbike?
343
00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:01,680
You can try.
344
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:07,520
Kace, I'm so sorry you didn't
get to ask your question.
345
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:12,760
I did, actually.
346
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:15,040
While you were getting water.
347
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:17,520
And?
348
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:22,040
I think I have to get to Australia.
No way!
349
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:23,680
THEY CHUCKLE
350
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:26,680
Seriously?
351
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:26,680
KACEY GIGGLES
352
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:31,040
You're going to be in Neighbours?
Apparently. Fuck.
353
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:39,520
How are you going to
get to Australia?
354
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:45,760
I might have asked another question.
355
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,680
Split it?
356
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:56,360
Hopefully it'll be enough
to pay for the flight.
357
00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:57,840
Yeah.
358
00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:59,760
And some acting lessons.
359
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:02,280
Prick.
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