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Michael! Michael!
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SEAGULLS CAW
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Were they barbecuing last night?
Who?
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Him, next door, and his girlfriend.
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His name's Michael and she's not his
girlfriend.
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Right, well, whoever she is.
Anyway, how do you know?
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I bumped into her at the shop.
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Kacey. She's nice. Whatever.
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Right, they were barbecuing,
because I smelled it.
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It was just a bonfire.
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There are coals on our drive.
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Right? They're chucking barbecue
coals on our drive.
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What? Why?
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I've no idea why.
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Why would someone chuck barbecue
coals?
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I have no idea what goes through
that man's head. OK?
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It's some sort of game he's playing
with me. Thinks he can get to me.
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You know, thinks he can get under
my skin.
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RINGING TONE
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Who are you phoning?
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The council.
Antisocial behaviour.
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It's only eight o'clock.
There'll be no-one there.
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Right. I've got to go.
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Go and knock on for him and tell him
to clean it up.
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But take photos first, all right?
For evidence.
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And then phone the council and
report it.
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Antisocial behaviour.
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Yes, sir.
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The Wise Man's Song
by Cinder Wells
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Hi, Hilary.
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OK, I'll come over.
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Oh, hello, love.
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Thanks for ringing. Is he OK?
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I don't know, love. He's stressing
about something,
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but I can't figure it out.
I don't think he really knows.
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He's in his room.
Cheers.
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Oh... Oh, it's you.
They better not have called you.
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Did they call you? I've just come to
see you, like I always do.
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I told them not to disturb you.
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What's up, Dad? Hilary says you're
getting stressed.
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Are you worried about something?
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It's all this toot,
you know, crowding me in.
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I-I-I'll have to sort it out.
I can't find anything.
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OK, I can help you with that.
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Is there something that you're
looking for?
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Yeah, well, what was it
he said was lost?
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Something hidden.
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Sorry, who's this? Him!
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Him who came looking for something.
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A book, a bird book.
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Dad, you're getting in a state now.
You're getting right confused.
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They're constantly getting at me,
asking me to find things.
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OK, I'll tell you what,
I can take some away today.
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Let's fill a box with stuff that you
don't think you'll need, and I'll
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keep it at my house until
you need it again.
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No, you can throw it all away. I
don't want any of it. It's all junk.
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Come on, Dad, let's sort through
some and we can take it from there.
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What you got there?
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It's my old pal Vic Wiffen.
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Passed away.
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Not, uh, not many of us left now.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Dad.
That's your friend from Canada.
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Yeah, yeah. I got a letter from him
only a week ago.
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I was always going to go and
visit him but, uh, too late now.
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Did you just find this?
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Hmm?
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Nothing.
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You say you had a letter from him
last week?
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Couple of days ago.
It's on the side there.
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He asked about you.
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Always asked about you.
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Legend.
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Excuse me.
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Hello, love.
Do you sell tit boxes?
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Tit boxes?
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Yes.
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Boxes for...?
Tits.
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Hmm...
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Blue tits?
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Like a nesting box? Yes.
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They'll be in the garden section
if we have them. It's, er...
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I'm sorry, it doesn't look
like we do.
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Oh, well.
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I tell you what, I might
be able to help.
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Might you? Yeah, think so.
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Can you come back in, like, an hour?
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Yeah, all right. I'll go do the
rest of my shopping.
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Smashing. See you back here.
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In an hour? That's it.
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Nine Pound Hammer
by Little Grasscals
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Michael, what the hell...?
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DRILL WHIRS
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What the he...?
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DRILL WHIRS
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What are you doing?
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Tit box.
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Customer wanted one.
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Michael, what's wrong with you?
This is not a...
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We don't... If we don't sell
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something, we don't make it on...
Oh, here she comes.
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Hello, madam. There you go.
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Oh, that's lovely, thank you!
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Hello, Gordon.
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Hello, Mrs Stewart.
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How's your mum? She all right?
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She's well, thank you, Mrs Stewart.
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How much is this?
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Erm, it's on us, Mrs Stewart,
with our compliments.
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Thanks! Give my love to your mum.
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Bye, love.
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Why didn't we come back to work
yesterday?
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"We"? You.
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You said "don't bother coming back".
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As a threat!
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As in, "if you leave, don't bother
coming back because you're fired".
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An employer is not allowed to refuse
an employee reasonable time off
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in order to deal with an unexpected
event involving a dependant.
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Well... Because that would be
unfair dismissal.
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I... And you would be guilty of
unfair dismissal.
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I... And I would take you to court
for unfair dismissal.
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Get this cleaned up.
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All right?
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Yeah.
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Here, listen to this.
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My dad got this letter from his
friend in Canada. All right.
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"Dear Brian, thank you for
your last letter.
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"All's well here across the pond
although the winter's still..."
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Goes on a bit.
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And then, "How's your boy Michael?
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"I'm always interested to hear
what he's up to. Is he well?
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"Did he ever find a new partner
and settle down?
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"Is he happy these days? I hope so."
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Blah, blah, blah...
"Your dear friend, Vic."
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So?
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Well, number one, I don't think I've
ever met the bloke, so I don't know
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why he's so interested in
what I'm up to.
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Well, he's just being friendly.
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And number two, he died
over a decade ago.
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Died?
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Passed away, dead, in 2009.
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And how old's the letter?
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Written two weeks ago.
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Canada? Yep.
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Are you sure he's dead?
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I've seen the order of service
from the funeral.
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I googled him, found his obituary.
He's dead all right.
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Weird.
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Can ghosts write letters?
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I know they can't lick stamps.
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METALLIC SQUEAK
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All right, Michael?
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Hello, Brigham.
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Kacey?
Brigham.
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He was slagging you off yesterday.
Gordon. Oh, yeah?
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When you didn't come back to work.
Said he was going to fire you.
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Yeah? Not that bothered.
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Not bothered about getting fired?
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Not really, if I'm honest.
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Don't...
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You don't want to...
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Are you OK?
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.. get yourself fired, mate.
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Why not?
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Who's going to make me laugh?
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Who's going to come to work on a
long bike?
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Be shit without you here, mate.
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Right. Erm, cheers, Brigham.
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Whatever!
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Hello? It's Roy.
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Can you speak?
Not really.
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I need to come over to the house
with a surveyor.
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Why? When?
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You know why.
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When?
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When's convenient? None! No time!
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OK. Well, I'm going to come now.
You can't - look, it's, it's not...
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Hey, how are you doing, Michael?
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Yeah, not bad. Er, I was just
wondering if you had an update
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on the hedge situation?
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Yeah. Er, no. I'm sorry,
I don't know.
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Well, I think the chaffinches might
be gone by now, so...
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You had a bird book the other day.
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Yeah. The chaffinches.
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Where did you get it from?
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The book? Yes.
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Um, I think it was my dad's.
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My dad's?
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No, MY dad's.
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Did you go and see my dad?
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Your dad? Yes. At the nursing home?
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Your dad?
And ask him for a bird book?
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You what? Sorry, I don't think I
understand this conversation.
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Yes.
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It's confusing.
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Old Enough
by Cinder Well
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Oh, shit.
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Hello, Michael. I'm sorry.
I'm not doing this to be a shit.
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But, erm, I'm desperate, mate.
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I'm bankrupt.
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It's been a long time coming and
this house, it belongs to me.
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Sorry. Who's that?
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She's a surveyor.
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I just wanted her to come and have a
look around so we can figure out
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what needs to be done before people
can start viewing the property.
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Nice to meet you, Michael.
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So, can we, erm...
Can we come in, please?
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Well, I've set some chairs up in
the garden, actually.
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We've come to see the house, mate,
not the garden.
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Well, you need to give me more time
to tidy up and stuff.
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Hey! I need some more time
to tidy up. Roy!
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Jesus Christ, what is all this shit?
What are you stockpiling?
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It's this way. Come through.
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Come through. It's this way.
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Erm...
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Oh, my God, look at this!
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It's Christmas, 1979!
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There's me, Mum, Clea.
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Yeah, would you like to come
through?
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The Action Man helicopter.
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Mum thought it came with an
Action Man, but didn't.
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I never did get an Action Man.
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It's this way.
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What's that?
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Manure.
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Stinks.
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The house is going on the market in
three weeks' time, Michael.
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Three weeks?
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Sorry, Michael, you've got no
choice. It's going to happen.
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I'm sorry, I thought you were a
surveyor. Solicitor.
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You said that she was a surveyor.
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Did I? I meant solicitor.
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Well, I'll need to talk to my
solicitor.
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You don't have a solicitor.
Then I shall get a solicitor.
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You should get one.
I'm going to get a solicitor.
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It would be much easier if I had a
lawyer to deal with.
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Easier? For who?
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For everyone, Michael. Christ!
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Do not make this more difficult than
it needs to be, please.
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And the house obviously needs
to be cleared.
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What's in the boxes?
I don't know.
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What do you mean, you don't know?
I mean, I don't know.
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I don't know what's in the boxes.
They're not mine.
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Well, whose are they, then?
They're your sister's.
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They're Clea's.
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It's stock that she left behind in
locks-ups when she went.
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Second-hand books, I think, mainly.
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Right, well we can help you
to get rid of them.
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Oh, get rid of them?
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To figure out what to do with them.
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So, what else do you need to know?
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So much, mate.
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So much.
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Hiya, it's me.
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Do you want to come round?
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It's time.
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I think we should probably
wear these too,
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just to be on the safe side.
No, mate.
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Look, whatever's supposed to have
happened to them in their little
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shit pit, has either happened
or it hasn't, right?
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Me wearing a Dunelm dressing gown
isn't going to change anything.
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Fair enough.
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Right, I'm going in.
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OK.
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Hello, Kacey.
Hiya, Bev.
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This is Clive, my husband.
Clive, this is Kacey.
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00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:49,320
Oh, cool. How are you doing, Kacey?
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Has he got you slaving, has he?
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00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:54,560
Slaving? No, mate, I'm just...
I'm just helping out.
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Oh, God, yeah. Probably can't say
that nowadays.
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No, you can't. Yeah.
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It's a minefield, isn't it?
Yeah, not really.
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00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:02,920
What are you wearing that for?
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00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:04,920
Well, I don't want to get dirty,
do I, Bev?
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You wally!
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Right, I'll see you later, love.
See ya. See you later, Kacey.
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00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,920
Why do you always do that?
Do what?
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00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:16,600
Pretend to be nice. What the hell's
that supposed to mean?
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00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,480
Well, I know you're going to say
something
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fucking horrible about her now.
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00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,880
Oh, I can't find 'em! What...?
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00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,880
They must've sunk into the ground.
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They should be right here.
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00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:37,000
Argh!
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00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,800
Ah! Oh!
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MUD SQUELCHES
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00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,360
Kacey, I nearly went under!
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00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:47,760
What the...?
What's going on? Where are they?
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00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:50,240
I don't know. Just wa...
Wait, wait.
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00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:52,280
Hold me arm. I am!
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00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:59,240
OK, OK, I've got 'em. Yeah,
they've gone right under.
291
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:01,600
Oh.
Pull us out.
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00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,280
Argh!
293
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:10,320
We're going to have to
rethink this.
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00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:17,960
I can feel it.
295
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:20,160
Is it the right way up?
296
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:22,000
Yeah, I've got it by its neck.
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00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,200
Right, give it a gentle pull.
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00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,840
Here it comes.
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Gently.
300
00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:44,560
You got it? Yeah.
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00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:46,240
OK, take her inside.
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00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,000
STRAINING
303
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,000
Here she comes.
304
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:08,240
I've got her.
305
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:24,200
Hurry up!
306
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:25,840
All right! Bloody hell.
307
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:31,400
Here.
308
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:38,600
Ugh! Yeah.
309
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,280
They've grown.
310
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:17,680
Have they reached the
stage of whatever?
311
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:20,560
The state of divination.
312
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,760
I don't know.
313
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:24,200
How do you find out?
314
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:26,000
I have to ask 'em a question.
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00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:35,680
Go on, then.
316
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:38,120
I don't know what to ask. Mate, you
told me what you wanted to ask.
317
00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:41,480
Yeah, but we should ask them a test
question first.
318
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,400
You know, see if it works.
319
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,840
So, what can they answer questions
on? Anything.
320
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:51,600
The future, the past, anything.
321
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:56,240
OK. OK, yeah.
322
00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,360
We'll use these.
323
00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:02,640
Yeah? Pick a card and get it
to tell us what it is.
324
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:04,160
OK. Yeah.
325
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:05,920
How will it tell us?
Mate, I don't know.
326
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:11,000
Go on, ask it. Talk to it.
327
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:16,960
Do you want to play cards?
328
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:21,440
Yeah? Cards?
Your Majesty.
329
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:25,920
Oh, yeah. Sorry. Erm, would you like
to play cards, Your Majesty?
330
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:31,320
OK!
331
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,760
Er, OK, erm, Your Majesty,
332
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:37,920
what card will I take from
the top of the deck?
333
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:44,600
Whoa! Oh, my God.
334
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:46,080
The four of hearts.
335
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:49,640
Wait. Shuffle them again.
336
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:50,960
Why? He's chosen.
337
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:53,400
Yeah, but if he's predicting the
future, you can shuffle them again.
338
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:55,320
You can shuffle them as many times
as you like.
339
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:56,680
It won't make a difference.
340
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:03,880
Once more.
341
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:15,200
Holy shit!
342
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,640
OK!
343
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:19,440
All right, Your Majesty, again.
344
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:26,080
Seven of diamonds?
345
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:34,960
Well, I guess it works!
346
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:39,240
OK! OK, so we know that they can
predict the future.
347
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:41,760
What else can they do? Can they...
Can they solve a crime?
348
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:44,080
Tell you your deepest secret?
I suppose so.
349
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,840
What about someone else's secret?
Yeah. I suppose.
350
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:50,080
Your Majesty,
I would like you to tell me...
351
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:52,440
.. when was the last time Michael
cried?
352
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:54,360
Whoa! Whoa! Hang on, no.
I'm just asking her a question!
353
00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:55,880
You can't do that!
354
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:06,440
Did you cry at Brokeback Mountain?
Well, I mean,
355
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:09,280
you know, it's a sad film.
Brilliant!
356
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:11,440
OK, what else?
What else can we ask?
357
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:13,240
Are there any sports happening now?
358
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,680
There must be, somewhere in the
world, right?
359
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:21,160
Yes! Here. Copenhagen versus
Skanderborg,
360
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:23,280
Danish women's handball.
361
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:24,960
There's, like, ten minutes left.
362
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:26,720
OK, OK, so what do we ask?
363
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:29,520
Your Majesty,
364
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:33,360
right now, Ajax Kobenhavn...
365
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,120
It's "eye-ax".
366
00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:39,240
.. are playing Skanderborg at home
in Denmark.
367
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:42,680
Can you tell me,
will Copenhagen win?
368
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:48,600
OK. So the other team, Skanderborg,
are going to win?
369
00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:52,200
And what will the final score be?
370
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:57,200
31-29.
371
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:59,400
OK. What's the score now?
372
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:00,880
28 all.
373
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:02,080
Come on!
374
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,560
DANISH COMMENTARY
375
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,720
KACEY SQUEALS, MICHAEL LAUGHS
376
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:17,640
Oh, my God!
377
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:21,440
Come here!
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