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GULLS CRY
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Really Saying Something
by Bananarama & Fun Boy Three
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What are you doing?
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Nothing.
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Are you watching him next door?
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No!
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So? You're always spying on him.
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BUCKET CLANGS OUTSIDE
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Aw, Bev, he's filling buckets
AGAIN. Oh...
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Right.
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Chaffinch.
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Says 'ere that they "typically breed
between late April and early May,
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"with an incubation period
around 15 days
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"with roughly 11 to 18 fledge days".
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What are you going on about?
Well, that was his excuse,
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why he couldn't cut the hedge -
chaffinches nesting.
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Well, not if they're "typically
breeding between late April
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"and early May". You're obsessed,
Clive. Just leave him alone.
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Anyway, I like him.
I think he's funny.
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Funny?
Yeah. Quirky. Interesting.
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Not boring.
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"Funny"!
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Your Majesty.
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Ma'am.
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Oh, God...
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ENGINE STRUGGLES
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LOUD BANG
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Agh!
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VOICES NEARBY
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Where's Oscar with the wheelbarrow?
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What's going on?
None of your business.
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Did you steal this van?
Found it. They left the coins.
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Well, you can't take them.
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Why not? Finders keepers.
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There's nothing left.
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Where do you live?
What school do you go to?
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I should call the police.
Piss off, Grandad.
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If you do, I'll tell them
you showed us your dick.
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Get 'em all in.
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Yeah, I mean, it was all right,
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but I doubt I'll watch
any more episodes. It's just...
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..I find I can't believe him
in serious roles any more,
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not since I saw him
crying in his pants
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in "I'm a Celebrity...
Get Me Out of Here!". Right. Mm.
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Like, I'm sure he plays a really
convincing hospice worker, but once
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you've seen someone chewing down a
kangaroo's anus on ITV it's hard to
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suspend your disbelief,
innit? Mm-hm...
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Oh, my God, is that
Kaitlin Thorncroft? Who?
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The newsreader.
I've got absolutely no idea.
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It is her. Oh, my God.
I'm going to go and talk to her.
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Hiya! Do you need any help?
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Yes, please. I do not know
what I'm doing.
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I've got this pipe spewing water on
the patio. I just need to stop it or
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seal it or something.
This came off. It's split.
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Let's get you over to
the plumbing aisle.
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Yeah, so this bit goes on the hose
pipe first, and then this bit screws
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into that, and that should do it.
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That's amazing. Thank you so much.
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What's your name?
Erm...
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Kacey. Thank you again, Kacey.
You're welcome. Bye. Bye!
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It's nice to meet you...
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SHE SOBS
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Are you all right?
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What happened?
Did you see her?
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Yeah. What happened? Why are you
upset? She was just so...
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..I don't know, so friendly...
and, oh, my God, just so confident
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and successful.
And she asked my name,
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but then she saw my badge,
and it's just...
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It's like she's not going back to
a shit, damp flat with mould in the
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bathroom, is she?
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And she even smelled nice!
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Is this an official break? Because
I don't remember telling anyone...
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KACEY SOBS
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Is she...?
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What?
Crying?
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It looks like it, yes.
What's wrong with her?
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Get out!
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Let's get out of here.
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This cafe's named after the dog
that found the World Cup. Pickles.
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Are you OK now?
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Yeah.
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Thanks. Sorry. I don't know
what came over me.
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So, erm...
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Sorry, what's her name?
Kaitlin Thorncroft.
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Kaitlin Thorncroft. Is she...?
Is she what?
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Well, is she, like, your favourite,
or something? No, I haven't thought
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about her twice before in my life.
She's just someone off the telly.
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But it was...
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It was like looking through
a window into another life.
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She had a driver. Did you see?
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Not a cabbie. A driver, someone
who just, like, drives her around.
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I don't know, it was just weird,
seeing her in real life,
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in the shop.
Yeah. Yeah, I think I get it.
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She had a patio.
Have you got a patio?
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I think so.
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I certainly used to have a patio.
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I haven't seen it for a while.
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Imagine having a job
you actually gave a fuck about.
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So what would you be doing?
In an ideal world,
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what job would you
give a fuck about?
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I know exactly what
I'd be doing. What?
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I'm not telling you. Why not?
Because it's ridiculous.
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It's impossible. Well, it isn't,
because you thought of it.
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Honestly, it... it's stupid.
Tell me. No. Tell me!
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I want to be in Neighbours.
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Pardon? Neighbours? No, see, cos
you're going to laugh, and it's...
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I... I'm not laughing. Neighbours,
the Australian soap opera? Yes.
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Sorry, you want to be in Neighbours
as an actor? Yes.
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Are you an actor?
No.
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Mate, you can be in Neighbours.
Why not? You just have to, you know,
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"believe". Wait a minute,
wasn't Neighbours cancelled? Yes!
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Don't worry, we'll bring it back.
I'll start a crowd-funder.
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What sort of character would you be?
Would you be, like, the quirky
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English character that's just... You
don't think I could do Australian?
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Oh, right, you're an Australian
character? Well, yeah, they're all
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Australian in it.
Can you do the accent?
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Shut up.
I wish I hadn't said anything.
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Bloody hell, Kace,
I think that is fantastic.
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I'm going to help you.
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I'm just trying to think,
have I got any contacts
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within the Australian
Broadcasting Corporation?
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We can figure that out.
We will bring back Neighbours,
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and you will be in it. Oh, yes,
you WILL be in it. Cheers.
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REALLY annoyed
that Gordon saw me cry.
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Why?
Because!
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He saw a weakness. He'll use it
against me. Crying isn't a weakness.
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When was the last time you cried?
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I don't cry. It's a weakness.
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Seriously, though, you do cry?
No, really, I don't.
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Can't remember
the last time I cried.
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Nah, I bet you sob yourself
to sleep every night.
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Don't, like...
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.. tell anyone...
about the Neighbours thing, yeah?
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Not even Brigham?
Oh, you better not!
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Oh, yeah - you know when you were
at the pub last week
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and you were drunk?
Wasn't drunk.
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Right. Well, you know when we were
at the pub for Andre's birthday?
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What is it that you were
growing in jars? Eh?
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You kept going on about these
creatures you were growing in your
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shed. Magical Sea-Monkeys or summat.
Did I say that?
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Was that just to you or to everyone?
To everyone.
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Shite! I must have been drunk.
Yeah.
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Well, can you see 'em yet,
or are they still invisible
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to the naked human eye?
No, they're visible now.
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Well, three of 'em.
They're about this size.
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And what were they called again?
Homunculi. Homunculi.
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Can I come and see them, then?
I wasn't supposed to tell anyone.
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I can't believe I said that
in the pub. Ohhh!
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Do you think they'll remember?
I doubt it. They were all leathered.
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Can I come and see them?
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Reluctant face emoji.
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Come on. I told you
about the Neighbours thing.
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Maybe.
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OK. But you mustn't
mention it to ANYONE.
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When?
Weekend, maybe?
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Michael! Mike!
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How's your homunculi?
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HE GIGGLES
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Oh, bloody hell!
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He's not answering his phone.
..Here he is. This is him.
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Michael Sleep?
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Er, yeah...
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Did you witness a robbery
this morning?
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No. I don't think so.
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A security van?
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Oh, yeah. God!
Yes. Sorry, yes, I did.
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Er, some kids were robbing
the coins. Little...
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MICHAEL CHUCKLES
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Can we have a word?
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How many kids?
Er, four. Or five.
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Or six. One of them
had a wheelbarrow.
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And why didn't you report it?
I was going to,
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but then I heard your sirens
coming, so...
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As a witness to a crime, do you not
think you should have stayed
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and reported what you saw?
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They said they were going to
tell you that I'd exposed myself.
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Why did you expose yourself?
No, I didn't.
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But that's what they said they were
going to say, and I didn't want to
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stick around and be accused of it.
Sorry, what...
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.. what are you writing?
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"Constable Sergeant."
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Hmm?
Nothing.
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Did you see which way they went?
Not really.
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Do you think you could recognise
any of them again?
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It's unlikely. They were kids.
They were just grubby kids.
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Oh, one of them had jam on its face.
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What kind?
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Of jam?
Yes.
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Apricot.
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That's just a guess.
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He's coming now.
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What are you doing? What are you
doing? Get back to work!
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Michael, do you mind telling me
what the hell's going on?
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I saw some kids robbing a van on
the way to work. That's it, Gordon.
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I can't have police officers
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marching in here, questioning my
staff. How do you think that looks?
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Hello, Hilary?
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Yes, I'll be right there.
No.
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Ah, t-t-t-t-t...
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Yes, I'm on my way. OK.
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I've got to go. Me dad's
had a fall at the home.
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I didn't "have a fall".
I tripped over the effing cat.
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Is that not having a fall?
No. It's entirely different.
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A "fall" is what old people do when
they can't be arsed
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to concentrate on
standing up properly.
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Number one, I'm not old enough
to have a fall.
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You're pushing 90, Dad.
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Number two, I tripped
over an effing cat!
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HE MOUTHS
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Well, we'll get the doctor
to check you over,
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make sure you haven't
fractured anything.
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Can you leave us alone, please?
I need to talk to my son.
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Hey, Dad, don't be rude to Hilary.
Well, I said "please", didn't I?
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In a rude way, yes.
It's all right.
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Do you want a cuppa?
I'm all right. Thanks, Hilary.
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So... how's it going?
Are they growing?
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Are you sure you're all right, Dad?
Yes. The prophets.
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You said you've seen them.
Are they moving? Are they eating?
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I can see three. The other jars
are empty, as far as I can tell.
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Which three? Well, I think one of
them is the king. He's got a crown.
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Yeah, good, that's right.
And the others?
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Maybe a queen, maybe a... an angel.
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That'll be the seraph, yeah.
You've got to keep on top of
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the water changes and the feeding.
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And continue to chant.
It makes them strong.
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Dad, what are they? They look like
people trapped in jars.
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What am I doing?
Should I even be doing this?
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No, no, you mustn't anthropomorphise
them. They're not people.
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They're not even physical
half the time. They're supernatural.
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They don't abide by the laws of
nature. They have a different set of
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rules which we're not even close
to understanding.
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Then how do I know how to look after
them? I mean, they look as though
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they're in pain. They look like
they're suffering.
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Well, there you go again,
anthropomorphising!
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They exist in a different realm.
They want to tell the truth,
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they need to tell the truth,
so you keep them fulfilled
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by asking them the questions
you need to know.
238
00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:45,480
It says in the book they have to be
buried in horse manure
239
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until they reach
the State of Divination.
240
00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:52,120
Oh, yeah. Yeah, venter equinus.
Bowels of the horse, yes.
241
00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:55,440
But I think any farmyard manure
will probably do the trick. Right.
242
00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:58,240
It's to keep them warm?
Can't I just whack the heating up?
243
00:16:58,240 --> 00:17:01,320
No, no, no. Trust the recipe,
son, it's all there.
244
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:04,240
It's as much to do with
decomposition, the breaking down of
245
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living material to transfer
life and vitality to the prophets.
246
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,240
I'll, erm... I'll pop back later.
247
00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:16,319
I am sorry about him
being snappy with you.
248
00:17:16,319 --> 00:17:18,800
Bloody hell, that's nothing, love.
You should hear some of the names
249
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:22,680
I get called. Is he OK?
Yes. He's just a bit confused.
250
00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:26,640
I'll pop back later. Hey, did he
tell you he had a visitor earlier?
251
00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:29,120
Dad did? Yeah.
Was it your brother-in-law?
252
00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:31,480
Roy? Clea's brother? He came here?
253
00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:34,040
Oh, that's all right, is it?
Your dad seemed to recognise him.
254
00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:36,400
Yes, it's... it's fine.
Do you know what he wanted?
255
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:39,720
Well, he said he was just passing,
wanted to say hello.
256
00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:42,760
Fine. Cool. Thanks.
257
00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:49,920
Roy, it's Michael.
I don't want you visiting my dad.
258
00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:53,520
I don't know what you want from him,
but practical strangers turning up
259
00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:57,520
just confuses him, and, you know,
he has his routines.
260
00:17:57,520 --> 00:18:01,840
Please don't visit him without me
there or without telling me first.
261
00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:03,480
It confuses him.
262
00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,280
Bye.
263
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:13,840
Hello, Michael.
264
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:17,160
Hello...
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00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:20,080
It's funny, er... Don't know
if you remember you saying you...
266
00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:22,320
Remember you said you couldn't cut
your hedge because
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00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:24,720
there were... birds nesting?
Chaffinches, I think you said.
268
00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:27,080
Oh, yeah? Yeah, well,
I was just, erm...
269
00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:29,360
.. having a look at
this bird book, and it's, er...
270
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:33,600
I just noticed that it said that...
that they nest in, er, springtime.
271
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:36,040
Really?
Yeah.
272
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:40,720
Apparently, all...
all garden birds do, so... Yeah.
273
00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:44,080
That's when they...
274
00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:47,160
That's when they nest, so...
275
00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:49,720
Terrifying.
276
00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:52,640
What is?
277
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,640
Climate change.
278
00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:01,280
Hello, Michael!
Bev.
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00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:05,960
Cheerio.
280
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:11,960
Bright Eyes
by Art Garfunkel
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00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:45,560
Michael, it's Roy. Give us a ring
back when you get this message.
282
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:49,320
Listen, mate, it wasn't me that came
to visit your dad at the home.
283
00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:51,640
I don't know who it was,
but it wasn't me.
284
00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:56,040
So you need to find out
who's saying they're me and...
285
00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:58,520
.. what it is
that they want from your dad.
286
00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:01,400
Give us a ring back, yeah?
Cheers. Bye.
287
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:14,560
Hello! It's Roy, isn't it?
288
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:19,240
Yeah. Hello. I'm Bea. I was
a friend of your sister Clea.
289
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:22,720
I-I think we met once,
a long time ago. Oh. OK.
290
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:25,840
Yeah, I worked with Clea for
a while. We did the antiques stalls
291
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:28,240
together. I remember.
Second-hand books, wasn't it?
292
00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:31,440
Do you hear from her?
Er, no. She, erm...
293
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:32,800
I mean, she... You know.
294
00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:35,560
She went missing.
Yeah, of course.
295
00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:39,200
Yeah, I was just... wondering
if anything had changed.
296
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:42,400
What's your name again?
Bea. Beatrice.
297
00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:47,040
Do you want to... get a coffee
or something? Yeah, OK.
298
00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:54,000
What's it been, five years
since she went?
299
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,480
Nearly seven. Oh, wow,
is it that long? Yeah.
300
00:20:57,480 --> 00:21:00,680
Yeah, I guess it is.
You still doing the antiques place?
301
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:04,280
Oh, no, that place closed down
a long time ago now.
302
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:09,760
God, do you know what? I've just
remembered that Clea used to rent
303
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:12,640
a storage unit to keep
some of the extra stock in.
304
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:18,200
Oh, yeah? Yeah.
I wonder what happened to it.
305
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:20,760
I don't think there was much in it
by the end, but... Yeah,
306
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:22,880
I don't know. You'd have to
ask her partner.
307
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,520
He kept everything as it was.
He still thinks she's going to
308
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,800
walk through the front door
one of these days.
309
00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:30,840
It must have been so hard for...
310
00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:34,040
Oh, God.
311
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:36,440
I've forgotten his name. Erm...
312
00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:40,840
Hamish.
Of course, Hamish.
313
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:45,120
Poor Hamish. Do you have his number?
Is he still at the same place?
314
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:48,200
Why don't you give me your number?
I'll get him to give you a ring.
315
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,160
SHE HUMS HAPPILY
316
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:57,160
CHAIR BANGS
317
00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:02,240
Morning, Olive!
Morning, Michael! You well?
318
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:06,200
Er, yeah, yeah. I'm...
I'm very good, thank you, Olive.
319
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:09,000
What ARE you up to?
That looks like hard work.
320
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:12,600
Yep. I've decided it's time
to go for the fake grass.
321
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:16,320
Fake grass?
Yep, the old Astroturf.
322
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:18,240
I swore I wouldn't,
but needs must.
323
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:24,440
Are you sure that's not carpet,
Olive? Carpet? No.
324
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:26,760
Because it looks like
it's got a pattern from here.
325
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:29,280
Has it?
Where did you get it from?
326
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:32,920
A fella came to the door.
He had it in a van.
327
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:34,840
Let's have a look.
328
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:36,280
Hmm...
329
00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:52,640
Sorry, Olive, that is definitely
deep-pile carpet.
330
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:55,240
Ah, fucking hell!
331
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:58,400
How much did you pay for it?
I'm not telling you.
332
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:02,360
It looks like it's acrylic, so you
never know, it might last a while.
333
00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:07,280
At least it's green.
Exactly. At least it's green.
334
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,280
And... I quite like the paisley.
335
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,000
Hiya!
336
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,440
Hello.
337
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:32,600
What are you doing here?
I'm good, thanks. How are you?
338
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:35,160
Sorry. I...
I wasn't expecting you.
339
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,920
Well, I've come to see
your Sea-Monkeys.
340
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:41,080
It isn't really convenient.
Come on, mate, you said.
341
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:44,560
All right. Quick, come in.
342
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:56,040
Mind the, er, brambles
and the nettles.
343
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:58,920
And the barbed wire.
And the barbed wire.
344
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:10,880
Hang on.
345
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:13,280
They don't like it too bright.
346
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:15,120
Right...
347
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,520
It's like an opium den in here.
348
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:21,240
Or a brothel. Don't touch anything.
I wasn't going to!
349
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:27,200
Are you ready?
350
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,920
Ready? I don't know.
Should I be scared or summat?
351
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:35,760
No! Definitely not. They can sense
fear. It makes them freak out.
352
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:37,000
OK...
353
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:47,040
What am I looking for?
354
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:49,280
Tap on the glass gently.
355
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:58,480
Hey, that's cool.
How do you get it to do that?
356
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:14,040
What the fuck!
What the fuck is that?
357
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:18,120
Shush! Don't shout,
you're stressing him out! Please!
358
00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:20,440
I am so sorry.
359
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:22,680
Kacey!
360
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:25,840
TV: And they need to get
this squeaky clean.
361
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:28,440
They don't want to be over a barrel!
Keep your voice down!
362
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:31,680
Michael, seriously,
what the fuck was that?
363
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:35,120
I told you, a homunculus.
That was the king one.
364
00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:36,520
You've completely terrified him.
365
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:40,200
Oh, I'VE terrified HIM?
Hello, Bev!
366
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:50,880
Are the others...
367
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:54,920
..like that? Yeah. They're all
different but, yeah, similar.
368
00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:59,680
OK.
369
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:01,920
OK, now I know what to expect...
370
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:04,640
Seriously, though, if you
yell again like that...
371
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:08,120
I won't. Shut up.
I'm ready. Now I'm ready.
372
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,440
Oh, my God. I don't know
373
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:37,800
what I'm looking at.
374
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:43,040
Can they see me?
I don't think so.
375
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:45,200
I think they just sense
that you're there.
376
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:48,520
Are they all right?
377
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:50,240
They look fucked.
378
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:55,080
Are they, like, people?
379
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:58,560
No. They're prophesying spirits.
380
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,640
This is mental.
381
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:07,640
And you can ask them questions
about the future? About anything,
382
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:10,120
once they reach a certain size.
383
00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:13,640
And they will always answer
with the truth.
384
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:16,360
How does that work, then?
I don't know.
385
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:21,280
What are you going to ask them?
386
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:25,160
If Clea's ever going to come back.
387
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:30,040
What if they say no?
388
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:35,560
I'll ask if she loved me.
389
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:41,480
I just need to know...
if I can move on.
390
00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:46,960
Can I ask 'em summat?
391
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:50,200
If you'll ever be in Neighbours?
392
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:53,200
What if they say no?
393
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:56,720
Well, then, I can stop hoping.
394
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:27,120
Are you hearing this?
I don't know who the hell she is.
395
00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:29,240
And have you seen that oil slick
out there?
396
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,960
And he's the one
who claims to be concerned about
397
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,400
wildlife. There'll be albatrosses
flapping about in that
398
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:36,520
by the end of next week,
because you know as well I do
399
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:38,120
he won't be cleaning it up.
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