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What are you doing, nerd?
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Stop. Nothing. I'm just trying to relax.
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Why do you have your feet up like that?
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It's because of my circulation.
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Oh, you need circulation. Did you go
outside today?
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Yeah, I went outside.
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I go outside all the time. Why do you
always say I don't go outside? Because I
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never see you outside, silly.
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I do go outside.
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Mm -hmm.
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I never think before, but okay.
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I went for a walk this morning.
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A whole walk? You?
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Outside? Yeah.
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I need evidence. But okay.
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You need to start, like... Yeah.
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You need to start coming to the gym with
me. Sorry.
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You need to start coming to the gym with
me.
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You're a little, you know... I don't
want to go to the gym.
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Well, you're just a little flabby. You
know, just... It wouldn't kill you. You
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could get a girlfriend.
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I don't want a girlfriend. And I do
calisthenics sometimes.
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Okay. Well, I think you should come with
me instead of your walks outside.
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I don't need to go to the gym. Gyms are
annoying.
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Girls.
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There's lots of girls.
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I don't care about girls.
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You think I don't get girls. I get girls
all the time.
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I'm your big stepsister.
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I live with you.
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I think I would know if you get girls or
not.
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You're not with me every moment of the
day. You don't see all the different
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times where I'm going out and meeting
chicks and doing stuff with them. You do
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not sound really believable right now.
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Leave me alone. Stop bothering me.
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Stop. Leave me alone. I'm not doing
anything.
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Well, I just got back from the gym, so
just give me a massage like you always
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do.
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I told you I'm not doing that anymore.
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I mean, you're not doing that anymore.
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Because it's fucking weird. It's not
fucking weird. It's not good. Because
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weird. You're my big sister. What?
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You're the one.
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Ow. You're squishing me. Well, fix your
legs.
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Why can't you go to a massage place?
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You're free.
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Yeah. Just give me a massage real quick.
Quit being stingy.
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Why? I'm not even good at it.
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You are good at it, or I wouldn't ask
you.
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Oh, my God. You're going to build up
like your arm muscles or something.
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You're not going to get... Okay, fine.
Okay, I'll give you a massage.
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Say yes. Yes. Okay.
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Awesome.
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Fucking weird.
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Oh, it's not weird unless you make it
weird.
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Okay, you know the drill.
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What kind of massage was that?
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You're being such a nerd right now.
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They should be paying me to do this.
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Oh, yeah, right.
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What degree do you have?
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Do you have to have a degree to be a
massage person? I don't know. Some kind
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certificate or something.
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But you definitely don't have it because
you're inside.
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Gosh, you need to get a little bit
better at this.
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That's not my job. I'm not trying to be
a massage therapist person.
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Okay, well, you could be. You didn't
make a lot of... You just forced me to
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you massages.
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I think you'll be fine. Because you
threatened to beat me up if I don't.
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ridiculous.
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Well, you do it, and then, you know,
that's fine.
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You'll live.
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Gosh,
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see? Get all sore going to the gym.
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Yeah, this is what's dumb going to the
gym. What are you doing this for?
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Yeah, but you can get muscles.
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Girls like muscles.
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Like big ones.
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That's what you should be worried about.
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I don't care about the... I don't care
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if I'm talking to girls. They're
annoying anyway most of the time.
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So what do you do for fun?
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Like a million different things. Oh.
It's my business.
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Bullshit. It is my business. I live with
you.
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So I, you know, I'll probably know.
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And girls is not a hobby that you do.
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Definitely do.
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Sometimes I just don't tell you about
it.
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I'll believe it when I see it. How about
that? Okay, whatever.
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Okay.
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Do you have to do it? Stop being like
that like you've never seen.
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Why do I have to do that every time?
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Because. It's the same thing if you left
it on.
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No, it's not. You get directly on the
skin.
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Oh my God. And you should put your elbow
into it anyway or something.
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Some elbow grease.
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Girls like massages too.
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It's not normal to maybe massage your
butt. I'm just saying it's like weird.
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no man on this earth would complain
except for you it's fine whatever i
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care okay
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see
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that's much better
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Don't forget to get, like, the side boob
part soon.
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Don't look at me like that. Okay, all
right.
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I don't think they do this stuff at
normal massages. Yes, they do.
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They just don't tell anybody about that.
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It's not that bad giving me a massage.
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I don't care. It's whatever.
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I just think you should, like, I just
think it's kind of weird.
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Okay.
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Really, like, get in there.
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You have a boner right now. No.
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Yes, you do.
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No, I don't.
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Oh, my God.
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You're giving me a massage.
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You're a big step -sister, and you have
a boner. No, I don't. Shut up.
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I'm giving you a massage.
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What are you talking about? You're such
a fucking liar.
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I'm not lying. Why are you lying? I'm
not lying. I don't have a boner. Let me
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see. Let me see.
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No. No.
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Are you serious?
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Can I get you?
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Why do you want to see it? Because.
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Stop.
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What do you mean stop?
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This is probably the first time a girl
has touched her penis.
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No it's not. It definitely is.
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Oh my gosh.
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It's a lot bigger than I thought it
would be.
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Why did you think it was tiny?
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You're just inside all the time. I don't
know. I don't see you doing any
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activities.
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Sorry about tiny penis because I just
don't go outside.
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Yeah, kind of. That doesn't make sense.
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Look, since you're complaining about
giving me massages, I'll just help you
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come, like, real quick.
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But I... What? Okay, I guess.
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Yeah, it's fine. Don't worry about it.
You're going to come in, like, what, a
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minute, two minutes, 30 seconds?
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What? It's fine.
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I can, like, laugh like a woman on the
phone, actually.
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I don't know about that.
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But, no, no. I've been with, like, a
bunch of girls.
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How many?
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A bunch.
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Name them. You can't.
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Don't be a baby.
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That's like a long ass time actually.
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If I want to.
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See, give me a massage every day and
just not complain from now on.
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Okay.
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Do you think it's, like, kind of nice?
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Yeah, I mean, it's a lot bigger than I
thought it would be, honestly.
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Thick and ready to go.
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See?
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Can I touch your boobs more?
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Oh, see?
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I just always get boners when I do it. I
didn't want you to find out.
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Well, just tell me next time instead of
me having to find out.
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See?
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You need this anyway.
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Oh, fuck. I've seen, like, videos with
this.
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Yeah, now you can't be in one.
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You're not gonna tell anybody about
this, right?
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Oh, how am I gonna tell?
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Yeah, the straightening is both hands.
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I'm surprised you haven't come yet.
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I told you I can last for more than a
month.
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Okay. I'm like really good at like sex
shit.
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Yeah, okay. I'm going to make you come
really soon.
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I can last for like a long ass time. I'm
telling you. Okay.
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If you say so.
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So you're just not going to come?
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Yeah, no, I'm good. You're good? Yeah.
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I'm fine.
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Yeah, you're perfectly fine.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh.
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So you're not going to come?
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That happens.
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I kind of laugh no longer. Yeah, okay.
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Oh, fuck.
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God.
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That was a good massage.
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You just make sure you don't tell your
friends about any of this.
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Okay, I won't.
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You're sure?
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Yeah, I swear. I swear I won't. Yeah,
okay.
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What are you doing, nerd?
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Hey, stop.
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Nothing, I'm just hanging out.
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As usual, doing nothing.
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I don't know what kind of stuff today.
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Well, I'm going to go to the beach, so
you should get up and come with.
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It's like 100 degrees outside.
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I know.
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That's the point.
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Going to get a tan, hang out in some
sand.
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Wait, you're going to the beach?
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Yeah, what's wrong with that?
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What? There's a string.
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Your tip... That doesn't even, like,
close.
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It's like lingerie or something.
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You're going to wear that to the beach?
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Yeah, I'm going to wear it to the beach.
No one's going to say anything.
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You're going to get arrested.
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I'm going to get arrested, nerd.
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Let's just get up and come. It'll be
fine.
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It's not like you're doing anything
anyway.
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No, I want to hang out.
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Why don't we just, like, stay at home or
just, like, air conditioning?
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Or we could go get a tan and play in the
water.
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Like, let's just hang out.
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You know, like, I'd, like, give you the
massage again.
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Yeah, I'm sure you would love to do that
again.
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Yeah, I think you'd love it, too.
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You lasted, like, not even three
minutes.
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Why don't you?
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I was like at least five or six minutes.
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You can keep telling yourself that.
That's fine.
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Yeah, but it was fun though, right?
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Yeah, it was cool.
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Well, let me give you another massage.
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Or we could just do more stuff, you
know?
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What do you mean like stuff?
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Like more stuff for my penis.
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And other stuff, you know? You came in
three seconds. How do you think we're
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going to do it?
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There was like five minutes, six
minutes. It was like a long time.
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It really wasn't though.
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Just give me another chance. I can go
way longer, I swear to God.
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Maybe.
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So you don't want to go to the beach and
you want to massage me again.
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Yeah, we can just skip right to the
other part.
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The penis part?
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Yeah. The part where I play with your
penis?
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Yes. Oh, my God. But then, like, dude,
just give me a shot, give me a shot. I
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swear I could do, like, I'll last longer
this time. Just do your, do better this
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time, okay?
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I'll make you calm, I swear to God.
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Okay, well, we'll see about that.
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Hurry up.
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You better not come.
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I'm not. I'm going to do way better this
time. We don't even need to do this if
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you're going to cum. I'm not. I'm
telling you. Just give me another shot.
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I want to make you cum.
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Okay, we'll see.
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mm -hmm
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Are you sure?
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Yeah.
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You're sure, sure?
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I think
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you're
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ready. Yeah.
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I think.
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positive yeah
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Look at you.
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I told you.
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Yeah, you told me, okay.
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You know we're not done yet.
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What do you mean?
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We have two doggies still.
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You're not done.
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Okay, fine.
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Yeah?
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Keep going, keep going.
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That's the answer.
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Oh, yeah.
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Thank you so much.
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You can come. Oh, fuck, I'm not going to
sign it. No, are you fucking crazy?
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Oh, sorry.
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Just come up here.
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In, like, your mouth?
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Yes. Okay, sorry.
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Just not in there.
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You did do good this time.
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Oh, yeah.
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All right, we can go to the beach if you
want.
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Now you want to go?
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Yeah. Okay, hurry up.
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