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You can sleep in here. I don't mind if we share a bed.

I also like to sleep naked, so is that fine with you?

What you shoving in me?

What are you doing?

This is supposed to be my room.

Wait, did you not get the memo, bro?

This has been my place of stay since I've been literally three years old.

What are you talking about?

My mom said I was going to have a room for myself.

Well, your mom must have lied.

Wait, are you my dad's new... Oh, my God. Dad.

Oh, yeah, you don't got to say that word.

That word's so weird to me, stepbrother and stepsister.

Yeah, I'm into this, too. How many times have your dad been married?

How many can I count on my finger?

Let me just point.

This is my mom's first time after she left my dad, so.

Oh, well, I mean, yeah, I mean, that's good. Let me guess, your mom probably.

Looks a little bit like you, but the older version.

Yeah. Everyone says we look alike.

Yeah. How do you guess?

Well, I guess my dad's just into milfs, I guess.

You know what a milf is, right?

No. I don't know. Like an older pretty lady?

Oh, yeah, yeah. Something like that. Something like that.

But anyways, how are we going to deal with the sleeping arrangement?

Well.

I mean, you can always, you know, you can sleep in here. I don't mind if we

share a bed, but... Share a bed with you? Why don't you just take the couch?

Oh, I mean, I'm pretty sure, I mean... What do you mean? They do plan

on fixing up your room, right?

It's not ready yet.

I checked, it's not even a bed in there.

Oh, my God. So I just assumed maybe this is the room.

Well, this room's occupied right now, so I don't really, I really don't know

what to tell you. I fucking hate my mom, she's such a fucking dickhead.

Oh, wow, I mean, wait, slow down, slow down, I mean.

Anyways, I have to change, and I have to share a bed with you, the bed's not

even that big, which is pretty weird.

Is this even a queen?

Oh my, I mean, hey, it's big enough for one person.

I mean, I don't know you. What do you mean?

So you would agree to sleep in the bed with me if you don't know me?

I'm not agreeing to it. You just said you're tired.

I'm like, I mean, well, if you want to take the floor, I don't.

Really? But you wouldn't take the floor?

You're the guy.

Bro.

Whatever. This is just new to me.

I just left the airport.

I'm tired.

I'm ready to just lay down.

And now this is the new music to sleep with my step bro.

Good thing we're not real siblings.

Yeah, yeah.

What's it called? Where is, um, where you guys from?

We're from Cali.

Oh, Cali girls, Cali girls.

What is that supposed to mean?

Oh, no, I mean, you're just not the first Cali woman. I guess my dad just

Cali women. I don't, I don't know.

Well, we are nice.

Yeah, yeah.

I give you guys that. You are pretty nice.

Well, I'm going to change.

And, I don't know.

Hopefully, you watch TV or you're on your phone or something. A lot of times,

because I'm going to change.

Okay, okay. That sounds like a plan.

This is so crazy.

Oh, yeah.

Wait, you never even closed the door?

What, you never seen a body before?

I'm just... You're not my boyfriend, you're my stepbrother. So, get with the

program.

We're like best friends now, right?

I got that, so...

So why am I getting the V -card call right now?

What's so funny?

I'm not laughing.

I'm not free looking at you.

I'm just, there's nothing else to look at. I mean, I was in here chilling

you walked in.

Uh, I mean, I'm in the manga, I guess.

Quick question.

Yeah. I also like to sleep naked, so is that fine with you?

Like, I'll wear the shirt, but I like to sleep, like, with no underwear, because

it's good for you, so is that fine, or are you going to use the shirt?

No underwear? What do you mean, like?

You've never heard of sleeping with no underwear?

You mean no bottoms, or, like, no, actually? No underwear.

i mean i mean if that's what you're into okay i've never heard

of it but it's actually healthy for the vagina so i do it all the time because

you know the has to be oh okay don't get weirded out we're siblings

right

I think we do.

I guess so. I can make one.

Okay. Yeah, scoot your back.

All these pillows, you sleep with so many.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

I know you're lonely. The only lonely guy I sleep with is Michael.

Oh, my.

I guess you could say that.

I'm just kidding.

This is so weird. I was sleepy at first, but now I'm just, like, not as sleepy.

Oh, yeah.

You sleep with your socks on?

Yeah, I mean, I get cold feet at night.

Are you serious?

That is so weird.

Don't you walk around the house with your socks on?

Uh, I mean, okay.

Okay, okay.

I mean, you're sharing a room with me. It's not the other way around.

I guess.

I have to get used to this. But it's just like, for how long do I have to get

used to this?

Whenever my rich dad sets up you a new room.

Good thing he's rich, right?

Yeah, I mean, I guess so, yeah.

So, what is it like living a rich life?

I guess. I mean, it's pretty cool.

Uh, I could play the game all night. That's a good part.

Boring. I'd rather just be middle class.

Okay.

So, I guess this is goodnight?

Uh, yeah, goodnight, goodnight.

You know it's funny.

I actually forgot to ask you what your name was, but that's because I was

nervous to come in.

Oh. I'm Gina.

Oh, yeah. My name's Brad.

Sorry about that, but now we can go to sleep, Brad.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Good night, Brad.

Good night. Good night. Good night.

It's a little hot in here, don't you think?

Sorry. Oh.

Are

you

shoving in me?

That'd be fun, I guess.

Ugh.

What is that answer, boy?

Oh yeah.