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[Announcer] Undefeated prospect Money-Montez Sheffield
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faces the longest reigning heavyweight champion
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in boxing history, Randy The Body Stretcher Bowers.
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The fight...
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...of the century.
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[thunder crashing]
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-[crowd cheering] -[muffled hip-hop music]
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[Commentator] This fight is brought to you by Rug Pool'd,
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the fastest growing app in crypto.
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And Sam's Spiked Seltzer.
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Drink like a teen!
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Now, the moment you've all been waiting for.
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-Introducing first... -Woo-hoo!
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[Commentator] Fighting out of the blue corner
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wearing two bald eagles as trunks...
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-Woo, hoo, hoo! -Yeah, Money!
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The challenger,
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holding a professional record of 27 wins,
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zero defeats and six hoes,
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presenting the pride of Jacksonburg, Florgia!
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Money Montez Sheffield!
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[crowd cheering]
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And his opponent,
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fighting out of the red corner,
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the reigning, defending, undisputed,
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undefeated heavyweight champion of the world,
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Randy "The Body Stretcher" Bowers!
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You've got this, bro.
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I already put it out into the universe.
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That's like planets and stars and shit.
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Aw man, I appreciate that.
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Now the only thing the universe will give ya is syphilis.
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Ask them brothers in Tuskegee.
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I need you to focus, Montez.
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And after you win, we're gonna get lit!
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I got us a section at Club Queef.
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I know a guy.
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He knows Mr. Queef.
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-Uh, uh, uh! -[camera shutter clicks]
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-Oh! -[smacking]
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Keep your eyes on the prize!
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Money and legacy.
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That's all that matters.
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Everything else is just noise.
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[Montez] But Granny, Myboy is just showing me some love.
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Love is currency for poor people.
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Feelings don't pay the bills.
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Never have, never will.
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You heard me?
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-[bell ringing] -[tense music]
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[Crowd Member] Beat him dead!
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[grunting]
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Well, bust a move.
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[dramatic music]
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[crowd gasping]
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[loud, dramatic thud]
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One... Two...
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Get up so I can knock you down.
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-Nah. -Nah?
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Yeah, nah.
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What you mean, "nah"?
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You can't "nah" me.
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I spent my whole life dreaming of this moment.
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Can't do it.
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-Come on! -Nope.
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Three!
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-Why not? -Because you are a bad person.
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[crowd gasping]
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He is making a good point.
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Then kick my ass!
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I wish it was that simple.
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I'm a role model.
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[Body Stretcher] Kids look up to me.
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Woke corporations back me.
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If I break bread with a guy like you,
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that would make me complicit in your unacceptable behavior.
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Four!
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A guy like me?
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Yeah, a guy like you.
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[funky music]
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-[spring noise] -Whoopsie.
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-Oh, my bad. -[spring noise]
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Hey, hey, Max.
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I don't have that answer. I'm not black, okay?
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I'm Money Montez.
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[funky music continues]
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[protestors chanting]
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[thudding]
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[funky music continues]
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[flight attendants screaming]
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Hello?
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Is anyone there?
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I... I hear movement.
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[rattling can]
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We ain't scrapping 'cause of that?
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After six months of negotiations,
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press conferences, training camps, and weight cuts,
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I'm condemning your ass live on pay-per-view.
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Because I wanted to make a statement.
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Eight, nine!
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Clean up your act, Montez.
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You're an embarrassment to the boxing community.
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Ten! It's over.
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He's out.
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If you forfeit the belt, how are people gonna know
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I'm the true champ?
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A true champ is measured by what he does
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when the world isn't watching.
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You did this in front of all of 'em.
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It's 40 cameras out there.
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You not thinking straight, man.
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Both our legacies are on the line.
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See the difference between me and you is,
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I'm willing to make a sacrifice to fight for what's right!
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[crowd cheering]
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Are you?
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[echoing]
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[crowd jeering]
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This ain't fair.
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I want a rematch!
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I'll tell you what, prove to me you're a good person
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and I'll give you one.
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Until then, my hands are tied.
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Hey Earl, get me out these damn gloves.
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[Commentator] And new heavy- weight champion of the world,
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Money Montez Sheffield!
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[crowd jeering]
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I agree with y'all.
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I ain't the true champ.
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This belt don't mean nothing to me.
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I'm not the true champ. This belt means nothing!
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[crowd jeering]
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You should be ashamed of yourself!
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Boo!
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Go back home!
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-[crowd jeering] -[bell ringing]
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[funky music]
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Not until I earn it.
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Bro, why aren't you lit?
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Be honest, do you think I'm a good person?
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Bro, bro, bro.
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You're like the goodest person I know.
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Who else would give me an accounting job
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with zero experience?
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You always know the right thing to say.
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That's why you my boy.
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[both] Uh, uh, ah, ah, scurt!
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[micturating]
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And that's why you my girl.
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You play by your own rules, just like me.
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God damn, I love y'all!
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The hell you just say?
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Nothing.
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I'm old as hell, I ain't old as shit.
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I said I love 'em.
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[Reporter] Champ, hey, over here!
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Champ!
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How many times I got to warn you about having feelings?
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But Myboy and Mygirl are my friends.
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It's a cold world, Money.
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And if you want to survive,
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then you've got to be the coldest.
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I'm talking Nino Brown, Scarface, Lea Michele.
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These people don't love you.
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They love what you have to offer.
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And they'll jump ship as soon
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as something better comes their way.
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Granny, you trippin.
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You think the people I love would really abandon me?
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They always do!
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They always do.
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[clearing throat]
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Now you gonna rematch "The Body Stretcher" and whoop him.
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And after that you'll be the true champ.
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Your money will double and your loved ones
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will have no where better to go.
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You hear me?
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Now how can I prove to The Body Stretcher
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that I'm a good person?
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Oh, I could just copy what he does online.
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That's where everybody go to flex.
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Damn.
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He ain't got no hoes on here.
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Hold up, what's this?
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[ethereal chorus]
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Big Bruhs of America?
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Good people doing good things.
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Oh, and they give out trophies?
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Okay, bet.
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[triumphal music]
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Wait 'til they get a load of me.
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[crunching and splashing]
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Oh!
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[groaning]
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I don't need a fuckin' ID!
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I'm Money Montez Sheffield.
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Money Montez Sheffield?
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Yeah, fool.
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I'm the heavyweight champion of the world.
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Kind of.
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I thought "The Body Stretcher" was the champ?
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You beat him?
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Let me check your Wikipedia.
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Uh-huh, okay.
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Wow, nice, nice.
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Oo.
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What?
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It says here you let Jake Paul say the N-word.
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Man, that white boy cool.
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Uh-huh.
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Big Bruh is a mentorship program, Mr. Sheffield.
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We pair under privileged kids with adults
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who need a reality check and together
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you make the community a better place.
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Now, when you looked you up online,
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I saw you were a sick, sick man
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and there is no way in hell I would ever pair you up
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with one of my kids.
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For free.
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Now that I'm taken care of,
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what do you want?
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That trophy.
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If I win Big Bruh of the month,
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then Body Stretcher will see I'm a better person than him
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and have no choice but to give me a rematch.
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How much?
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[jingling change]
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I can be bought,
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but that spray painted piece of plastic must be earned.
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It's worth a couple dollars.
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Man, take this money.
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Leverage is priceless.
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If you want to win, you've got to play by my rules.
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Fuck that!
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Money Montez plays by his own rules.
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Guess you'll never be the true champ.
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[ethereal chorus]
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[grunting]
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Fine.
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Now, Mr. Sheffield,
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have you ever done charity before?
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Of course, every year I give thousands of dollars
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to that, something, something awareness thing.
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Well, this thing is a bit different,
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and since you're in a crunch, I'll make it easy for you.
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All you've gotta do is make this poor girl happy
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in the next two days.
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And Big Bruh of the month is yours.
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Easy.
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I make broke bitches happy all the time.
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[squeaking swing]
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[sighing]
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[children giggling]
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Mr. Sheffield, Nikki.
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Nikki, Mr. Sheffield.
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My friend Louie over here said you were looking
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for a a big bruh.
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Nah.
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Nah?
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Yeah, nah.
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I'm not going anywhere with no grown man,
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who walks around in basketball shorts.
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Well, fuck you too, lonely-ass girl.
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This is Valenciaga.
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Excuse us Mr. Sheffield.
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Hey, talk to me.
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I'm tired of you bringing me these chumps, Louie.
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Look, school just banned critical race theory
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and now I'm failing math, which doesn't make any sense.
273
00:09:53,693 --> 00:09:55,428
But you know, public school.
274
00:09:55,461 --> 00:09:56,696
You get what you pay for.
275
00:09:56,729 --> 00:09:58,698
What's really going on?
276
00:09:59,899 --> 00:10:03,235
I'm done with Big Bruhs who aren't serious
277
00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:05,237
about making the community a better place.
278
00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:08,074
You've known Mr. Sheffield for two seconds.
279
00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:10,242
I've been here for five years.
280
00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:12,778
I know a chump when I see one.
281
00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:15,348
And I don't have time to play any more, Louie.
282
00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:17,450
Racism, gun violence, poverty,
283
00:10:17,483 --> 00:10:19,385
the earth's got what, three years left?
284
00:10:19,418 --> 00:10:20,853
Everything sucks.
285
00:10:20,886 --> 00:10:22,421
Nobody cares and I'm tired of it.
286
00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:25,858
I want to be the change I want to see.
287
00:10:25,891 --> 00:10:28,060
And that starts with a Big Bruh
288
00:10:28,094 --> 00:10:29,996
who's here for the right reasons.
289
00:10:32,264 --> 00:10:33,165
I understand.
290
00:10:35,434 --> 00:10:39,405
But maybe if you didn't care so much.
291
00:10:39,438 --> 00:10:41,107
That's selfish.
292
00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:42,708
I ain't selfish.
293
00:10:42,742 --> 00:10:44,477
You're always such a negative Nancy.
294
00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:47,146
Sometimes being selfish means being happy.
295
00:10:47,179 --> 00:10:48,981
Don't you want to be happy?
296
00:10:49,015 --> 00:10:51,417
Heck, don't you want to have friends?
297
00:10:51,450 --> 00:10:55,021
[children giggling]
298
00:10:55,054 --> 00:10:56,822
He's right, Marissa.
299
00:10:56,856 --> 00:10:58,824
I want to be happy and I want to have friends.
300
00:10:58,858 --> 00:11:00,459
Like, real people friends.
301
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:03,062
But I still want to be me.
302
00:11:03,095 --> 00:11:05,464
Be honest, do I care too much?
303
00:11:07,199 --> 00:11:10,069
But if I stop caring, then who else will?
304
00:11:10,102 --> 00:11:12,772
Name one time I've ever been able to count on someone else.
305
00:11:14,807 --> 00:11:16,442
Mr. Penguin doesn't count.
306
00:11:16,475 --> 00:11:18,244
He's not real.
307
00:11:18,277 --> 00:11:20,446
[sobbing]
308
00:11:28,220 --> 00:11:29,155
Hey, Nikki.
309
00:11:30,222 --> 00:11:31,157
Are you okay?
310
00:11:31,957 --> 00:11:33,159
[Reporter] Champ, champ, over here!
311
00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:34,093
Hey, champ!
312
00:11:34,126 --> 00:11:35,828
Who's that girl?
313
00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:37,430
What's happening?
314
00:11:37,463 --> 00:11:39,465
For some strange reason, I feel good about myself.
315
00:11:39,498 --> 00:11:40,433
That's clout.
316
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,069
It's what you get when you kick it with someone famous.
317
00:11:44,570 --> 00:11:46,138
I didn't know he was famous.
318
00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:47,073
That changes everything.
319
00:11:47,106 --> 00:11:48,274
It's for the community.
320
00:11:48,307 --> 00:11:51,777
With his platform I could make the world a better place.
321
00:11:51,811 --> 00:11:53,312
So what do ya say?
322
00:11:53,345 --> 00:11:55,481
I say...
323
00:11:55,514 --> 00:11:58,517
I'm Nikki Cooper and I'm honored to have you as my Big Bruh.
324
00:11:58,551 --> 00:11:59,919
First things first.
325
00:11:59,952 --> 00:12:03,222
Custom handshake!
326
00:12:03,255 --> 00:12:04,190
Woo-hoo.
327
00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:05,257
[chuckling]
328
00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:06,225
Scurt!
329
00:12:06,258 --> 00:12:07,460
[Reporter] Over here, Montez!
330
00:12:07,493 --> 00:12:09,361
-Champ! -Money, Money, Money.
331
00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:12,965
[light music]
332
00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:14,767
[glint]
333
00:12:24,176 --> 00:12:25,511
Whatever you're selling, I ain't buying.
334
00:12:25,544 --> 00:12:26,879
The name's Darius.
335
00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:28,881
I'm here for boxing lessons.
336
00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:29,949
Let me see your jab.
337
00:12:29,982 --> 00:12:31,417
Okay, get ready then.
338
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:33,586
[snapping]
339
00:12:33,619 --> 00:12:35,121
[Darius] Ah!
340
00:12:35,154 --> 00:12:36,322
[snapping]
341
00:12:36,355 --> 00:12:39,024
Boy, I've got toilet paper tougher than you.
342
00:12:39,058 --> 00:12:41,293
And I only use the single ply.
343
00:12:41,794 --> 00:12:43,329
Please, please, please.
344
00:12:43,362 --> 00:12:46,298
My dad hits my mom and I want you to teach me
345
00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:48,367
how to kick his butt.
346
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,102
That is terrible.
347
00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:51,904
Yeah, it's bad, it's real bad.
348
00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:56,342
Your mama must got a smart mouth, huh?
349
00:12:56,375 --> 00:12:58,344
[dramatic music]
350
00:12:58,377 --> 00:12:59,979
Don't you talk about my mama!
351
00:13:00,012 --> 00:13:02,381
You don't talk about [yelling]!
352
00:13:02,414 --> 00:13:05,084
This kid is the next Money Montez!
353
00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:06,952
[Darius] Wuaahh!
354
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,021
This better be electric.
355
00:13:09,054 --> 00:13:11,223
My carbon footprint is zero.
356
00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:12,525
You got some small feet.
357
00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:14,927
My carbon footprint is a 15.
358
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,629
I'm talking about climate change you dope!
359
00:13:16,662 --> 00:13:20,199
It doesn't worry you that a hurricane happens every day?
360
00:13:20,232 --> 00:13:21,901
This is the only Zipperooni
361
00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:23,636
in the US with a flood package.
362
00:13:23,669 --> 00:13:25,070
My shit exclusive.
363
00:13:25,104 --> 00:13:27,173
[heavenly chorus]
364
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:32,144
I am not getting in that emission-spewing death trap.
365
00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:33,245
[Louie Flashback] Don't you wanna be happy?
366
00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:34,647
Don't you wanna have friends?
367
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:36,248
Have friends?
368
00:13:36,282 --> 00:13:37,950
[echoing]
369
00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:39,318
Have friends.
370
00:13:39,351 --> 00:13:40,286
Ugh.
371
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:41,987
I know how stubborn you can be.
372
00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:42,955
Fine.
373
00:13:45,090 --> 00:13:46,892
Who the hell are they?
374
00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:48,994
That's Myboy and that's Mygirl.
375
00:13:49,028 --> 00:13:50,529
They're my best friends.
376
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,064
They're not your friends.
377
00:13:52,097 --> 00:13:53,465
They're your entourage.
378
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:54,533
Nah, they solid.
379
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,669
You completely wrong about them.
380
00:13:56,702 --> 00:14:01,607
The money grubbing yes-man and the nonchalant supermodel?
381
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:04,476
Yeah, they're definitely members of your entourage.
382
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:07,479
Nope, that's Myboy and that's Mygirl.
383
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:11,517
Well then tell me, what are their names?
384
00:14:11,550 --> 00:14:12,885
That's Myboy.
385
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,454
And that's Mygirl.
386
00:14:15,487 --> 00:14:17,523
Boy, I am not about to do this all day with you.
387
00:14:17,556 --> 00:14:20,226
They go or I go.
388
00:14:20,259 --> 00:14:21,493
You don't have to take her crap.
389
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:22,661
You're Money Montez!
390
00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:30,469
[sighing]
391
00:14:31,737 --> 00:14:33,973
[spraying]
392
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,175
Listen, guys.
393
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:37,543
No! I'd die without you, bro.
394
00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:39,245
-I'll be back for y'all. -No!
395
00:14:39,278 --> 00:14:40,412
As soon as I get what I want.
396
00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:41,981
On God.
397
00:14:42,014 --> 00:14:43,449
Can I at least have something to remember you by?
398
00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:45,251
Sure, anything.
399
00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:46,552
Just promise you won't move on
400
00:14:46,585 --> 00:14:48,254
if anything better comes your way.
401
00:14:49,521 --> 00:14:50,522
This...
402
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:51,457
[sniffing]
403
00:14:51,490 --> 00:14:52,391
Helps.
404
00:14:52,424 --> 00:14:53,525
Thanks for the money, Money.
405
00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:56,428
Are you gonna be okay without me?
406
00:14:58,130 --> 00:14:59,398
Let's go!
407
00:15:00,766 --> 00:15:02,334
[smacking]
408
00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:04,003
Hello? I'm not getting any younger here.
409
00:15:05,671 --> 00:15:07,172
Friends my ass.
410
00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:13,178
Ready for the best day ever?
411
00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:14,647
[nervous giggling]
412
00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:16,148
Yo! Slow down!
413
00:15:16,181 --> 00:15:17,983
On Martin Luther King Boulevard?
414
00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:18,717
Uh, yeah, no.
415
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,288
[upbeat jazz music]
416
00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:25,124
What are you doing? Hello!
417
00:15:25,157 --> 00:15:26,492
You just passed the parking lot
418
00:15:26,525 --> 00:15:28,294
for the Planned Parenthood Picnic.
419
00:15:28,327 --> 00:15:30,162
We're doing something fun first.
420
00:15:30,195 --> 00:15:32,264
I promise you're gonna love it, friend.
421
00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:33,699
F... f... friend?
422
00:15:33,732 --> 00:15:36,468
Friends, friends, friends.
423
00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:37,670
Yeah, okay.
424
00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:39,104
Those bastards should have wore a condom.
425
00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:41,006
Let's go, friend!
426
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:41,740
[screeching tires]
427
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:42,708
Ah!
428
00:15:45,311 --> 00:15:46,445
Just a little bit further.
429
00:15:46,478 --> 00:15:47,379
[grunting]
430
00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:49,014
-Bro, really? -What?
431
00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:49,748
[people groaning]
432
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:50,749
-Montez! -[Man] Ow! My wrist!
433
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:51,750
What?
434
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:52,785
You stepped on those guys.
435
00:15:52,818 --> 00:15:54,386
Guys? What guys?
436
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:55,454
Them.
437
00:15:55,854 --> 00:15:57,690
[ethereal music]
438
00:15:58,223 --> 00:15:59,224
Who!
439
00:15:59,258 --> 00:16:00,359
Bro.
440
00:16:00,392 --> 00:16:02,328
Bro, you can't see homeless people?
441
00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:03,762
Hey, I fought in the war.
442
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,197
Home less?
443
00:16:05,230 --> 00:16:06,065
What's that?
444
00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:07,166
[whack]
445
00:16:07,199 --> 00:16:08,634
Get off of them!
446
00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:10,469
Just because these men have fallen on hard times
447
00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:13,238
does not make them any less human.
448
00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:14,239
Then what do I do?
449
00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:17,276
I want you to give them money.
450
00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:20,346
Seriously, joke's over.
451
00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:21,380
You had your little fun.
452
00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:23,115
Give 'em money, give 'em money.
453
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:25,684
Give them money!
454
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:28,220
Hey, all right little scraps, okay, kay, kay!
455
00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:30,389
Where they at?
456
00:16:31,256 --> 00:16:32,224
Warmer.
457
00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:34,293
-Warmer! -[poof]
458
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:35,294
[cash register sound]
459
00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:38,263
[cash register sound]
460
00:16:38,297 --> 00:16:40,432
[woman screaming]
461
00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:42,601
[splashing]
462
00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:45,604
We did a good thing.
463
00:16:45,637 --> 00:16:47,773
That woman was a capitalist ignorant
464
00:16:47,806 --> 00:16:50,209
to our nation's growing wealth gap.
465
00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:52,277
I bet she knows now!
466
00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:53,212
[gasping]
467
00:16:53,245 --> 00:16:54,680
Oh my god!
468
00:16:54,713 --> 00:16:57,249
Princess Plaza!
469
00:16:57,282 --> 00:16:59,451
[carnival music]
470
00:17:01,253 --> 00:17:02,454
Is it closed?
471
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:05,391
Where's everybody at?
472
00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:06,658
I rented it out for the day.
473
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,127
Even employees.
474
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:10,229
We can make them fight if you want.
475
00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:11,830
[smacking]
476
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,399
What a waste of money.
477
00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:15,167
You could have bought every kid at my school
478
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,869
a bullet-proof backpack.
479
00:17:16,902 --> 00:17:18,837
But no.
480
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,140
Montez wouldn't be caught dead standing in a line.
481
00:17:21,173 --> 00:17:24,243
Princess Plaza is the happiest place in the universe.
482
00:17:24,276 --> 00:17:25,677
[crunch]]
483
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,780
I figured if it was just us here,
484
00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:30,416
we'd get all the happiness that this place makes.
485
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:34,186
Wow, that's sweet.
486
00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:36,155
No one's ever cared about my feelings.
487
00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:37,389
I love feelings.
488
00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:38,824
Matter of fact, let's take a picture
489
00:17:38,857 --> 00:17:40,859
of our happy feelings right now.
490
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,428
[princesses giggling]
491
00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:43,762
Not so fast, white girls.
492
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:45,464
We want a picture with Princess Chocolate.
493
00:17:45,497 --> 00:17:46,732
[Princesses] Aw!
494
00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:50,769
Oh man.
495
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:53,272
I forgot she was a gecko the whole movie.
496
00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:54,773
[Together] Cheese!
497
00:17:58,677 --> 00:18:00,746
[funky music]
498
00:18:00,779 --> 00:18:01,814
Control it!
499
00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:03,248
You're too emotional.
500
00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:04,716
Wuahh!
501
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,219
Feelings don't pay the bills.
502
00:18:08,554 --> 00:18:10,189
Oof.
503
00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:10,923
What happened?
504
00:18:10,956 --> 00:18:12,658
You were locked in the zone.
505
00:18:12,691 --> 00:18:14,193
Boy, you got something special.
506
00:18:14,226 --> 00:18:15,461
I do? For real?
507
00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:18,430
Yes, it's called, trauma.
508
00:18:18,464 --> 00:18:19,565
Trauma?
509
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:23,469
And if you exploit trauma, it can make you very rich.
510
00:18:23,502 --> 00:18:26,872
But only if you know how to control it.
511
00:18:26,905 --> 00:18:28,874
Otherwise, it will ruin your life.
512
00:18:28,907 --> 00:18:30,642
How do I control it then?
513
00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:32,845
You take all your feelings
514
00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:35,180
and you just bury them shits deep.
515
00:18:35,214 --> 00:18:36,715
Why would I wanna do that?
516
00:18:36,748 --> 00:18:39,651
Feelings are distractions that can lead to pain.
517
00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:41,253
And that's bad for business.
518
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:43,655
But if you learn how to cut 'em off,
519
00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:45,724
you can be rich.
520
00:18:45,757 --> 00:18:48,227
[Darius] I don't want any of that.
521
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:50,462
I just wanna save my mama from my dad.
522
00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:52,831
If you ask me, she's getting what she deserves.
523
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:56,668
Take it back! Take it back!
524
00:18:56,702 --> 00:18:58,904
We have a bright future together.
525
00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:01,340
[spitting]
526
00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:02,307
Nice.
527
00:19:02,774 --> 00:19:04,409
[heavy breathing]
528
00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:06,678
Must ruin life.
529
00:19:07,012 --> 00:19:08,780
Ah!
530
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,750
You're no good to me in jail, Darius!
531
00:19:11,783 --> 00:19:13,819
I'm thinking about buying property down here.
532
00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:15,320
Don't you talk about my mama!
533
00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:16,588
Ah!
534
00:19:16,622 --> 00:19:18,757
[sirens wailing]
535
00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:20,559
Police, freeze!
536
00:19:20,592 --> 00:19:22,227
You think I'm scared?
537
00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:23,162
Shit.
538
00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:24,730
-[Darius] Bring it! -[Officer] Get him!
539
00:19:24,763 --> 00:19:25,631
Let's go!
540
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:26,732
[Police] Hands on your head.
541
00:19:26,765 --> 00:19:28,667
Granny has got your back, baby.
542
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:29,935
[Officer] Now! -No, that ain't it.
543
00:19:29,968 --> 00:19:30,969
God damn it.
544
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:31,803
Photos?
545
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,639
Jamell, come here and help me find
546
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:35,574
the damn camera on this thing!
547
00:19:35,607 --> 00:19:36,575
Jamell!
548
00:19:36,608 --> 00:19:37,709
Carlos!
549
00:19:37,743 --> 00:19:38,944
Tell Jamell to come help me find
550
00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:41,547
the camera on this damn thing.
551
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:44,716
[electronic beeping]
552
00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:49,755
[Darius shouting]
553
00:19:50,055 --> 00:19:51,223
[Granny] Get off that boy!
554
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,661
Y'all ain't gotta do him like that.
555
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:56,795
What's your badge number?
556
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:02,401
[Protestors] Black lives matter.
557
00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:03,969
Black lives matter!
558
00:20:06,071 --> 00:20:08,507
Today was the best day ever!
559
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:10,609
Thank you, thank you, thank you so much!
560
00:20:10,642 --> 00:20:13,512
I'm glad I could make you happy.
561
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:15,047
Woo-hoo!
562
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:16,348
Yeah!
563
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:17,683
Vegas, baby!
564
00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:19,651
Woo-hoo!
565
00:20:19,685 --> 00:20:21,453
Hey Montez, what's Vegas?
566
00:20:21,486 --> 00:20:23,722
A place where you can do anything you want
567
00:20:23,755 --> 00:20:25,424
and get away with it.
568
00:20:25,457 --> 00:20:27,059
Unless you're OJ Simpson.
569
00:20:27,092 --> 00:20:27,993
Who's that?
570
00:20:28,026 --> 00:20:29,294
He's a great friend of mine.
571
00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:30,028
Hey, Montez.
572
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:30,963
Call me Money.
573
00:20:30,996 --> 00:20:32,598
All my friends call me Money.
574
00:20:32,631 --> 00:20:34,066
Why?
575
00:20:34,099 --> 00:20:36,368
Because I'm wrapped up like a mother fucker.
576
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:37,669
That is so dumb.
577
00:20:37,703 --> 00:20:39,037
Well, what do your friends call you?
578
00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:41,673
Uh, um...
579
00:20:41,707 --> 00:20:43,375
I hate nicknames.
580
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:44,610
I'll just call you Montez.
581
00:20:44,643 --> 00:20:46,712
All right, fine with me.
582
00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:50,082
Unless you think we're friends.
583
00:20:50,115 --> 00:20:51,650
Then, you know.
584
00:20:53,352 --> 00:20:54,786
I think we're friends.
585
00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:56,054
Really?
586
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,689
Sure, we're wearing friendship bracelets.
587
00:20:57,723 --> 00:20:59,057
And got matching neck tattoos.
588
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,892
[magic piano glissando]
589
00:21:02,361 --> 00:21:04,997
Wow, I've never had a friend before.
590
00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:06,999
Everyone says I'm a negative Nancy.
591
00:21:07,032 --> 00:21:08,700
Nobody likes me.
592
00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:10,402
Not even my parents.
593
00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:12,070
That's why they left me at the orphanage.
594
00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:17,809
You know, I've never told anyone this,
595
00:21:17,843 --> 00:21:19,378
but when I was younger...
596
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,348
[ominous music]
597
00:21:23,382 --> 00:21:24,383
[Dad] Come here, bitch.
598
00:21:25,517 --> 00:21:26,385
[shattering]
599
00:21:26,418 --> 00:21:27,419
Clean this shit up.
600
00:21:27,886 --> 00:21:30,389
Montez, please!
601
00:21:30,422 --> 00:21:32,557
You think I'm my father?
602
00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:36,895
[smacking]
603
00:21:37,863 --> 00:21:39,398
Ah!
604
00:21:39,431 --> 00:21:40,365
Get out!
605
00:21:42,601 --> 00:21:44,870
[funky music]
606
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,382
And that is how it went down.
607
00:21:57,416 --> 00:21:58,550
Hello!?
608
00:21:58,583 --> 00:21:59,851
You didn't say crap.
609
00:21:59,885 --> 00:22:00,719
You just zoned out.
610
00:22:00,919 --> 00:22:02,621
I've been steering this car for like 30 seconds.
611
00:22:02,721 --> 00:22:04,122
[Nikki] Whoa!
612
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,958
-[honking] -[crashing]
613
00:22:07,192 --> 00:22:09,027
My bad. Good looking out.
614
00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:12,597
So, since we're friends, what's my nickname?
615
00:22:12,631 --> 00:22:13,765
Um, it's Happy.
616
00:22:13,799 --> 00:22:14,900
Your nickname is Happy.
617
00:22:14,933 --> 00:22:17,069
You're Money, I'm Happy.
618
00:22:17,102 --> 00:22:18,937
We're friends. I like that.
619
00:22:18,970 --> 00:22:21,073
Now, when we get back to Big Bruh,
620
00:22:21,106 --> 00:22:22,974
you make sure you tell Louie.
621
00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:24,743
[siren wailing]
622
00:22:24,776 --> 00:22:26,678
Oh no, the cops. We're dead meat.
623
00:22:27,779 --> 00:22:29,181
[Nikki] Go, go!
624
00:22:29,214 --> 00:22:30,682
I'm not trying to end up on a T-shirt.
625
00:22:30,716 --> 00:22:32,718
Man, why do cops get such a bad rap?
626
00:22:32,751 --> 00:22:34,019
All they do when they pull ya over
627
00:22:34,052 --> 00:22:35,554
is ask ya for a selfie.
628
00:22:35,587 --> 00:22:37,556
Yeah, good luck with that.
629
00:22:37,589 --> 00:22:39,591
Lord, father God, don't be Southern.
630
00:22:39,624 --> 00:22:41,460
Don't be Southern, don't be Southern.
631
00:22:42,761 --> 00:22:45,430
[radio chatter]
632
00:22:46,231 --> 00:22:47,999
[gun cocks]
633
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:51,470
Get out of that fancy car, black mother f--
634
00:22:51,503 --> 00:22:52,804
[shimmering]
635
00:22:52,838 --> 00:22:54,539
Ha, ha, ha.
636
00:22:54,573 --> 00:22:55,841
I'll be damned.
637
00:22:55,874 --> 00:22:57,042
Money Montez.
638
00:22:57,075 --> 00:22:58,844
Officer Ray, what's up?
639
00:22:58,877 --> 00:22:59,978
How's it hanging?
640
00:23:00,011 --> 00:23:02,114
Well, for a second there I thought you were a rapper.
641
00:23:02,147 --> 00:23:03,515
What are you doing around here?
642
00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:04,883
Don't you know we over police this area?
643
00:23:04,916 --> 00:23:06,451
As you should.
644
00:23:06,485 --> 00:23:08,620
People-of-color live here.
645
00:23:08,653 --> 00:23:10,622
They probably sell cocaine.
646
00:23:11,723 --> 00:23:13,091
[shimmering]
647
00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:14,493
Heh, heh, heh.
648
00:23:14,526 --> 00:23:16,795
And who might you be, little lady?
649
00:23:16,828 --> 00:23:18,597
I don't talk to cops.
650
00:23:18,630 --> 00:23:20,165
I thought you don't talk to cops.
651
00:23:20,198 --> 00:23:22,100
I thought you had a body cam.
652
00:23:22,734 --> 00:23:26,605
I could kill you and get away scot free.
653
00:23:28,173 --> 00:23:29,207
You see what I did there?
654
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:31,042
You should see your face.
655
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:33,245
Oh, he's scaring me!
656
00:23:33,278 --> 00:23:34,546
[chuckling]
657
00:23:34,579 --> 00:23:35,781
Officer Ray is cool.
658
00:23:35,814 --> 00:23:37,082
He's just from a different time.
659
00:23:37,115 --> 00:23:39,918
Well, anywhoo, I got tax dollars to waste
660
00:23:39,951 --> 00:23:42,154
and minorities to harass for no reason.
661
00:23:42,187 --> 00:23:44,823
Oh, I almost forgot my selfie.
662
00:23:47,125 --> 00:23:49,161
Be safe, my colored hero!
663
00:23:49,194 --> 00:23:52,564
You too, you gentle, brave officer of the law.
664
00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:53,498
What the hell was that?
665
00:23:53,532 --> 00:23:54,499
What?
666
00:23:54,533 --> 00:23:55,967
You over here shuckin' and jivin' for the cops.
667
00:23:56,001 --> 00:23:57,669
You can't be black and like police.
668
00:23:57,702 --> 00:23:59,204
That's like being black and liking mayonnaise.
669
00:23:59,237 --> 00:24:02,541
First of all, I'm not black, I'm Money Montez.
670
00:24:03,942 --> 00:24:04,976
You're wrong.
671
00:24:05,010 --> 00:24:06,778
You're black.
672
00:24:06,812 --> 00:24:09,047
And your an embarrassment to the black community.
673
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:10,282
Hey, what'd I do?
674
00:24:10,315 --> 00:24:11,583
[police siren]
675
00:24:13,318 --> 00:24:15,720
I don't care how happy he made me.
676
00:24:15,754 --> 00:24:17,155
I can't be friends with a guy like that.
677
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:20,025
You know, that's right.
678
00:24:20,058 --> 00:24:21,827
I can still use his platform
679
00:24:21,860 --> 00:24:22,861
to make the world a better place.
680
00:24:24,196 --> 00:24:25,664
Right.
681
00:24:25,697 --> 00:24:27,032
This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
682
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,068
Okay, now you're getting too preachy.
683
00:24:30,101 --> 00:24:31,102
Relax.
684
00:24:31,369 --> 00:24:32,671
[screeching tires]
685
00:24:32,704 --> 00:24:34,606
Happy, please.
686
00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:36,174
Don't happy me, I ain't happy.
687
00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:38,777
Give me one more day and we'll do anything you want.
688
00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:39,678
Anything!
689
00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:41,646
Anything?
690
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:42,714
Anything.
691
00:24:43,248 --> 00:24:44,916
Tomorrow, you and I,
692
00:24:44,950 --> 00:24:47,819
we gonna end police brutality for good.
693
00:24:47,853 --> 00:24:49,020
Police?
694
00:24:49,054 --> 00:24:50,088
Brutality?
695
00:24:50,121 --> 00:24:51,590
Oh my god.
696
00:24:51,623 --> 00:24:53,992
I think you're just making up shit, but, oh, okay.
697
00:24:54,025 --> 00:24:54,693
Yeah, sure.
698
00:24:54,726 --> 00:24:56,862
[Protestors] Black lives matter!
699
00:24:56,895 --> 00:24:58,029
Black lives matter!
700
00:24:58,263 --> 00:24:59,965
Black lives matter!
701
00:25:00,198 --> 00:25:03,168
Black lives matter! Black lives matter!
702
00:25:03,201 --> 00:25:04,936
Black lives matter!
703
00:25:04,970 --> 00:25:07,072
Black lives matter!
704
00:25:07,105 --> 00:25:09,140
[Granny] How he gonna keep still if you keep tazing him?
705
00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:11,810
I would jump in, but somebody got to hold the camera.
706
00:25:13,111 --> 00:25:15,981
Hey granny, why are all those people outside?
707
00:25:16,014 --> 00:25:17,782
And how'd I get all these bruises?
708
00:25:18,884 --> 00:25:20,352
Who are you, the police?
709
00:25:20,385 --> 00:25:21,720
Sunday is rest day, child.
710
00:25:21,753 --> 00:25:22,687
Cop a squat.
711
00:25:22,721 --> 00:25:25,123
[Announcer] Welcome back to "A Shot at Love"
712
00:25:25,156 --> 00:25:26,191
with Billy Jitterson.
713
00:25:26,224 --> 00:25:28,093
Oh, I love, love.
714
00:25:28,126 --> 00:25:29,828
My name's Billy Jitterson.
715
00:25:29,861 --> 00:25:32,964
A lot of people know me as the BLM protest shooter.
716
00:25:32,998 --> 00:25:35,834
But really, I'm just a kid looking for love.
717
00:25:35,867 --> 00:25:38,103
And I'll sue your ass if you make fun of me.
718
00:25:39,337 --> 00:25:42,007
[light music]
719
00:25:47,879 --> 00:25:49,915
[crunching]
720
00:25:49,948 --> 00:25:51,249
Whoa!
721
00:25:51,283 --> 00:25:53,818
[groaning]
722
00:25:53,852 --> 00:25:55,253
I'm impressed.
723
00:25:55,287 --> 00:25:57,088
No one's ever managed day two with Nikki.
724
00:25:57,122 --> 00:25:58,390
Not even her parents.
725
00:25:58,423 --> 00:25:59,758
Ha, burn.
726
00:25:59,791 --> 00:26:01,293
She told me what happened yesterday
727
00:26:01,326 --> 00:26:02,661
and she showed me this.
728
00:26:03,895 --> 00:26:05,196
Congratulations.
729
00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:06,398
Oh my god, I won!
730
00:26:06,431 --> 00:26:07,399
I did it!
731
00:26:07,432 --> 00:26:09,301
I'm Big Bruh of the month!
732
00:26:09,334 --> 00:26:11,870
Now I can get my rematch with The Body Stretcher
733
00:26:11,903 --> 00:26:13,972
and cement my place in boxing history.
734
00:26:14,005 --> 00:26:15,807
That's the invite for tonight's ceremony.
735
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:16,675
[record scratching]
736
00:26:16,708 --> 00:26:17,342
What?
737
00:26:17,375 --> 00:26:20,779
Not the actual award?
738
00:26:21,713 --> 00:26:22,681
Ugh.
739
00:26:23,381 --> 00:26:26,117
[revving engine]
740
00:26:26,952 --> 00:26:29,788
I have a hard time believing every cop is bad.
741
00:26:29,821 --> 00:26:32,123
That's because you get hit in the head for a living.
742
00:26:32,157 --> 00:26:34,192
But cops put it all on the line to keep us safe.
743
00:26:34,225 --> 00:26:35,927
I mean, who am I supposed to call
744
00:26:35,961 --> 00:26:37,796
the next time I need a witness silenced?
745
00:26:37,829 --> 00:26:38,997
Or a DUI covered up?
746
00:26:39,030 --> 00:26:40,799
Boy, shut up and give me your phone.
747
00:26:42,701 --> 00:26:44,669
I want you to post a video condemning
748
00:26:44,703 --> 00:26:47,839
that racist cop who tried to kill us yesterday.
749
00:26:47,872 --> 00:26:50,108
Montez Sheffield, tell the people what happened to us
750
00:26:50,141 --> 00:26:52,677
off of MLK and Main last night.
751
00:26:54,913 --> 00:26:56,281
[explosion]
752
00:26:56,314 --> 00:26:58,116
My sponsors hate when I get political.
753
00:26:58,149 --> 00:26:59,985
You think a company that sells ball trimmers
754
00:27:00,018 --> 00:27:01,286
cares what you put online?
755
00:27:01,319 --> 00:27:02,687
It's their motto.
756
00:27:02,721 --> 00:27:04,322
The Nutwhacker is the biggest supporter
757
00:27:04,356 --> 00:27:06,324
of police departments across America.
758
00:27:06,358 --> 00:27:08,860
And because of them, I have more blind followers
759
00:27:08,893 --> 00:27:10,128
than Jesus Christ.
760
00:27:10,161 --> 00:27:11,963
I love me some Jesus Christ.
761
00:27:12,597 --> 00:27:14,199
But I want you to be more like
762
00:27:15,066 --> 00:27:17,168
the Woke Panther.
763
00:27:17,769 --> 00:27:21,806
Legend has it, Woke Panther was fired from his job
764
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:23,408
where he made millions of dollars
765
00:27:23,441 --> 00:27:25,810
all because he wanted to bring awareness
766
00:27:25,844 --> 00:27:28,113
to the injustices in our country.
767
00:27:28,146 --> 00:27:30,048
Today, he's a fearless hero
768
00:27:30,081 --> 00:27:31,716
who's not afraid to fight for what's right.
769
00:27:31,750 --> 00:27:32,984
And he always, always
770
00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:37,756
uses the correct pronouns.
771
00:27:39,391 --> 00:27:42,494
Man, what's Woke Panther got that I ain't got?
772
00:27:42,527 --> 00:27:43,728
[swallowing]
773
00:27:43,762 --> 00:27:45,463
Humility, empathy, integrity.
774
00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:46,898
I don't know who Woke Panther is,
775
00:27:46,931 --> 00:27:49,200
but I know he's a good person.
776
00:27:49,234 --> 00:27:50,301
Bet he ain't no world champion.
777
00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:51,736
Are you?
778
00:27:51,770 --> 00:27:53,171
Well, well, you know the way boxing...
779
00:27:53,204 --> 00:27:54,272
The way my um...
780
00:27:54,305 --> 00:27:55,240
Duh, um, uh, uh...
781
00:27:55,273 --> 00:27:56,508
[scoffing]
782
00:27:56,541 --> 00:27:58,443
That's right, punk.
783
00:27:58,476 --> 00:27:59,744
I looked you up.
784
00:27:59,778 --> 00:28:01,312
I know all your business.
785
00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:03,114
The gross allegations.
786
00:28:03,148 --> 00:28:04,983
Your tainted legacy.
787
00:28:05,016 --> 00:28:06,751
Your beef with "The Body Stretcher."
788
00:28:06,785 --> 00:28:07,986
Which is crazy, by the way,
789
00:28:08,019 --> 00:28:09,320
because that dude stay flexing.
790
00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:10,989
I know, right?
791
00:28:11,022 --> 00:28:12,424
The Body Stretcher is too righteous.
792
00:28:12,457 --> 00:28:13,491
-He comes off fake. -Word.
793
00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:15,226
The Woke Panther...
794
00:28:15,427 --> 00:28:17,162
He's the real deal.
795
00:28:17,195 --> 00:28:18,863
[tense music]
796
00:28:19,831 --> 00:28:21,433
[Protestors] Black lives matter.
797
00:28:21,466 --> 00:28:22,867
[Counter Protestors] All lives matter.
798
00:28:22,901 --> 00:28:24,369
[Protestors] Black lives matter.
799
00:28:24,402 --> 00:28:26,071
[Counter Protestors] All lives matter.
800
00:28:26,104 --> 00:28:27,972
I don't get it, they're saying the same thing.
801
00:28:28,006 --> 00:28:29,441
No.
802
00:28:29,474 --> 00:28:32,177
The people in the black shirts hate police brutality.
803
00:28:32,210 --> 00:28:35,080
And the people with the red hats love police brutality.
804
00:28:35,113 --> 00:28:37,248
-All lives matter. -Black lives matter.
805
00:28:37,282 --> 00:28:39,284
It's time you use your clout for something good.
806
00:28:39,317 --> 00:28:41,019
When your followers see you're fighting
807
00:28:41,052 --> 00:28:43,855
for social injustice, they'll be inspired to do the same.
808
00:28:44,422 --> 00:28:45,990
Black lives matter!
809
00:28:46,024 --> 00:28:47,492
All lives matter!
810
00:28:47,525 --> 00:28:49,527
Blood and gravel!
811
00:28:49,828 --> 00:28:52,097
[shouting]
812
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:56,801
Nope.
813
00:28:56,835 --> 00:28:58,369
Hey, hey, hey.
814
00:28:58,403 --> 00:29:00,939
Hey, my sponsors watch my every move.
815
00:29:00,972 --> 00:29:02,173
I could lose a lot of money
816
00:29:02,207 --> 00:29:03,408
if they catch me not supporting cops.
817
00:29:03,441 --> 00:29:05,243
If you want to be a true champ,
818
00:29:05,276 --> 00:29:06,444
you're going to have to make a sacrifice.
819
00:29:06,478 --> 00:29:07,912
“Sacrifice”?
820
00:29:07,946 --> 00:29:09,447
I don't even know where to start.
821
00:29:09,481 --> 00:29:11,483
Usually my trainer shows me how to do things first.
822
00:29:11,516 --> 00:29:13,518
Ugh! Fine!
823
00:29:13,551 --> 00:29:14,552
But just this once.
824
00:29:16,187 --> 00:29:17,789
People on both sides!
825
00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:20,125
This is Marissa.
826
00:29:20,625 --> 00:29:22,460
She's an advocate for human rights
827
00:29:22,494 --> 00:29:25,330
and represents everything I want to be.
828
00:29:25,363 --> 00:29:29,834
She's smart, driven, honest, brave, and super hot!
829
00:29:29,868 --> 00:29:31,569
Please accept my priceless doll
830
00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:34,172
as a token of peace and don't stand in our way,
831
00:29:34,205 --> 00:29:37,575
but join us on our march for equality!
832
00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:40,445
[uplifting music]
833
00:29:42,046 --> 00:29:44,549
It's not that black lives don't matter.
834
00:29:44,582 --> 00:29:46,584
But when you say it out loud,
835
00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:48,953
it makes our lives feel left out.
836
00:29:48,987 --> 00:29:53,224
Which, in turn, I guess, makes us feel inferior.
837
00:29:53,258 --> 00:29:54,592
Yeah, I guess.
838
00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:56,494
Right? That's what it's all about, man.
839
00:29:56,528 --> 00:30:00,465
It doesn't feel good to be treated like you're inferior.
840
00:30:00,498 --> 00:30:01,900
Stop making it about y'all!
841
00:30:01,933 --> 00:30:03,001
It's about us.
842
00:30:05,603 --> 00:30:07,172
[munching]
843
00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:10,475
Marissa!
844
00:30:12,110 --> 00:30:13,511
[sobbing]
845
00:30:13,545 --> 00:30:16,147
I'm in pain.
846
00:30:16,181 --> 00:30:17,482
And you want this for me?
847
00:30:17,515 --> 00:30:20,418
[cackling]
848
00:30:20,451 --> 00:30:21,986
Oh you think she's sweet?
849
00:30:22,020 --> 00:30:23,888
Why don't you pick on someone your own size?
850
00:30:23,922 --> 00:30:25,557
Ah.
851
00:30:25,590 --> 00:30:27,659
[bowling pins knocking]
852
00:30:27,692 --> 00:30:29,360
My freedom!
853
00:30:30,361 --> 00:30:31,429
Enjoy China!
854
00:30:31,462 --> 00:30:32,363
[blows raspberry]
855
00:30:32,397 --> 00:30:33,898
[Nikki cackling]
856
00:30:33,932 --> 00:30:35,133
Hey, are you okay?
857
00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:37,035
No one's ever stood up for me before.
858
00:30:37,068 --> 00:30:38,002
Thanks, Money.
859
00:30:38,036 --> 00:30:39,237
Aw, you're welcome, Happy.
860
00:30:39,270 --> 00:30:40,538
What do you say we get outta here
861
00:30:40,572 --> 00:30:42,273
and go back over to Princess Plaza.
862
00:30:42,307 --> 00:30:44,075
I've been meaning to call Princess Chocolate, anyway.
863
00:30:44,108 --> 00:30:46,044
Low key, she kinda thick.
864
00:30:46,077 --> 00:30:47,278
Heck no!
865
00:30:47,312 --> 00:30:48,680
Marissa made the ultimate sacrifice.
866
00:30:48,713 --> 00:30:51,216
She gave her life for the cause.
867
00:30:51,249 --> 00:30:53,985
["Taps" playing]
868
00:30:56,254 --> 00:30:58,022
Oh man.
869
00:30:58,289 --> 00:30:59,591
Sweet Marissa.
870
00:31:00,658 --> 00:31:03,027
No you've gotta do the same.
871
00:31:03,061 --> 00:31:04,095
Wait, what?
872
00:31:04,128 --> 00:31:05,263
Oh no, look alive.
873
00:31:05,296 --> 00:31:07,031
Karens, 12 o'clock.
874
00:31:07,065 --> 00:31:08,633
Call for help!
875
00:31:08,666 --> 00:31:10,168
[Operator] 911, what's your emergency?
876
00:31:10,201 --> 00:31:11,102
Could you help me.
877
00:31:11,135 --> 00:31:12,270
[Karens] Help me, please.
878
00:31:12,303 --> 00:31:13,371
Could you help me?
879
00:31:13,404 --> 00:31:14,405
[Dispatcher] Fifty-two has been dispatched.
880
00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:16,040
[jets roaring]
881
00:31:17,442 --> 00:31:18,476
[Dispatcher] Units en route.
882
00:31:18,509 --> 00:31:20,245
Lock and load, boys.
883
00:31:20,278 --> 00:31:21,412
But isn't this a bit excessive?
884
00:31:21,446 --> 00:31:23,014
They're peaceful protestors.
885
00:31:23,047 --> 00:31:24,716
It's their First Amendment right to be here.
886
00:31:24,749 --> 00:31:26,951
We're using rubber bullets, Jeff.
887
00:31:26,985 --> 00:31:28,586
God damn it, this isn't right.
888
00:31:28,620 --> 00:31:31,356
I'm reporting you all to internal affairs!
889
00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:36,227
Siri, call internal affairs.
890
00:31:36,261 --> 00:31:37,395
[Jeff] No, stop!
891
00:31:37,428 --> 00:31:39,063
[explosion]
892
00:31:39,097 --> 00:31:40,565
Good cops die young.
893
00:31:42,667 --> 00:31:44,035
Take cover.
894
00:31:44,068 --> 00:31:45,436
Guys, it's cool.
895
00:31:45,470 --> 00:31:47,071
These are my friends.
896
00:31:47,105 --> 00:31:48,439
[automatic gun fire]
897
00:31:48,473 --> 00:31:49,407
Ah!
898
00:31:50,308 --> 00:31:51,709
Don't they know I'm me?
899
00:31:51,743 --> 00:31:53,678
The cops didn't recognize you from so far away.
900
00:31:53,711 --> 00:31:54,979
All they saw was the color of your--
901
00:31:55,013 --> 00:31:56,180
My shirt!
902
00:31:56,214 --> 00:31:57,682
Duh.
903
00:31:57,715 --> 00:31:59,684
Usually when I'm on TV I'm not even wearing one.
904
00:31:59,717 --> 00:32:01,019
[tearing]
905
00:32:01,052 --> 00:32:02,020
[Money grunting]
906
00:32:02,053 --> 00:32:04,022
Guys, it's me!
907
00:32:04,055 --> 00:32:05,657
Your hero!
908
00:32:05,690 --> 00:32:08,092
[automatic gunfire]
909
00:32:08,126 --> 00:32:11,162
[ricocheting bullets]
910
00:32:11,195 --> 00:32:13,398
[explosions]
911
00:32:16,801 --> 00:32:19,570
[dramatic music]
912
00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:21,639
You see this.
913
00:32:21,673 --> 00:32:23,641
This is what I'm talking about.
914
00:32:33,251 --> 00:32:35,720
I've had such a great time with you ladies.
915
00:32:35,753 --> 00:32:38,189
But one of you has to go.
916
00:32:38,222 --> 00:32:39,257
[cocking gun]
917
00:32:39,290 --> 00:32:40,558
This just in.
918
00:32:40,591 --> 00:32:43,294
Illegitimate champion Money Montez Sheffield
919
00:32:43,328 --> 00:32:44,595
is in a stand off with police
920
00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:46,698
at the protest for 10-year-old Darius,
921
00:32:46,731 --> 00:32:48,633
the unarmed black boy who was assaulted
922
00:32:48,666 --> 00:32:50,501
by five cops last night.
923
00:32:50,535 --> 00:32:51,769
[Granny] Stick and move down here.
924
00:32:51,803 --> 00:32:53,571
Just stick and move.
925
00:32:53,604 --> 00:32:56,140
Oh my goodness, not the batons.
926
00:32:56,174 --> 00:32:58,609
I need to see all y'all's badge numbers.
927
00:32:58,643 --> 00:33:00,678
Jamell! Jamell!
928
00:33:00,712 --> 00:33:04,415
Carlos, tell Jamell to come get me all their badge numbers.
929
00:33:04,449 --> 00:33:06,184
Thank the lord I know Jesse Jackson.
930
00:33:06,551 --> 00:33:07,518
[click]
931
00:33:07,885 --> 00:33:09,554
Now before you start trippin,
932
00:33:09,587 --> 00:33:12,623
I just did what anybody in my position would do.
933
00:33:12,657 --> 00:33:14,759
I recorded the cops beating your ass,
934
00:33:14,792 --> 00:33:16,561
and then I put it online.
935
00:33:16,594 --> 00:33:18,496
Look of all the support you're getting.
936
00:33:20,298 --> 00:33:22,834
All these people came out for me?
937
00:33:22,867 --> 00:33:24,569
Oo, I hope we get some justice.
938
00:33:24,602 --> 00:33:27,105
Oh we getting justice out the ass.
939
00:33:27,138 --> 00:33:28,706
Follow me.
940
00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:30,274
[Protestors] Black lives matter!
941
00:33:30,308 --> 00:33:31,609
Black lives matter!
942
00:33:31,642 --> 00:33:33,277
Thanks to social media,
943
00:33:33,311 --> 00:33:36,114
some people just come to protest for the experience.
944
00:33:36,147 --> 00:33:39,817
So I figured I'd provide one and charge 400 bucks a head.
945
00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:42,320
First, I hired some influencers,
946
00:33:42,353 --> 00:33:44,655
since nobody thinks for themselves.
947
00:33:44,689 --> 00:33:46,391
[camera clicking] Justice for Darius!
948
00:33:46,424 --> 00:33:48,393
Set up some photo booths.
949
00:33:48,426 --> 00:33:49,761
OMGDG.
950
00:33:49,794 --> 00:33:51,496
Literally fighting the power.
951
00:33:51,529 --> 00:33:53,131
We got some merch over there.
952
00:33:53,164 --> 00:33:55,133
Shirts, hats, NFTs!
953
00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:57,535
There's even a ride.
954
00:33:57,568 --> 00:33:58,836
-Watch out! -Woo-hoo!
955
00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:02,240
Ricky's Revenge can hit zero to 60 people
956
00:34:02,273 --> 00:34:03,741
in under four seconds.
957
00:34:03,775 --> 00:34:04,675
Let me go.
958
00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:06,310
It's coming back to me.
959
00:34:06,344 --> 00:34:09,614
You make money off the bad stuff that happens to people.
960
00:34:09,647 --> 00:34:10,848
No, baby.
961
00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:11,783
Don't you see?
962
00:34:11,816 --> 00:34:14,218
I turn lemons into lemonade.
963
00:34:14,252 --> 00:34:15,653
That's wrong!
964
00:34:15,686 --> 00:34:18,523
I am an old, black lesbian in America.
965
00:34:18,556 --> 00:34:20,525
I've been wronged my whole life.
966
00:34:20,558 --> 00:34:23,327
Shit, wrong is all I know.
967
00:34:23,361 --> 00:34:26,697
This ain't wrong. This is business.
968
00:34:26,731 --> 00:34:29,534
I hope I never see you again!
969
00:34:29,567 --> 00:34:31,369
Mm, mm, mm!
970
00:34:31,402 --> 00:34:33,504
He has no respect for his elders.
971
00:34:33,538 --> 00:34:36,374
[Protestors] Lemonade! Lemonade!
972
00:34:39,277 --> 00:34:41,779
[dramatic music]
973
00:34:45,283 --> 00:34:46,651
[shattering glass]
974
00:34:46,684 --> 00:34:48,386
Can't we all just get along?
975
00:34:48,619 --> 00:34:49,787
[slamming]
976
00:34:50,121 --> 00:34:51,689
I can't watch.
977
00:34:51,722 --> 00:34:53,224
No!
978
00:34:54,725 --> 00:34:57,161
[Nikki] You're gonna die a hero, Montez!
979
00:34:57,195 --> 00:34:59,697
It'll all be over soon!
980
00:34:59,730 --> 00:35:02,433
Money Montez, what are you doing here?
981
00:35:02,467 --> 00:35:04,936
Your Nutwhacker ads say you support cops.
982
00:35:04,969 --> 00:35:06,737
I do, I do!
983
00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:08,139
[grumbling]
984
00:35:08,739 --> 00:35:10,441
Not support cops.
985
00:35:11,609 --> 00:35:13,344
I'm going to eat you now.
986
00:35:13,377 --> 00:35:14,812
Nom, nom, nom, nom.
987
00:35:14,846 --> 00:35:16,647
Ah! Oh shit, someone help!
988
00:35:16,681 --> 00:35:17,882
I can't die.
989
00:35:17,915 --> 00:35:18,850
No!
990
00:35:19,684 --> 00:35:20,852
Nom, nom, nom!
991
00:35:22,620 --> 00:35:26,257
♪ Deliver us
992
00:35:26,290 --> 00:35:27,225
Ah!
993
00:35:28,559 --> 00:35:30,361
Damn, not this dude.
994
00:35:30,394 --> 00:35:32,763
♪ Deliver us
995
00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:35,433
♪ Ah
996
00:35:35,466 --> 00:35:37,301
Our people have to fight for what's right
997
00:35:37,335 --> 00:35:38,870
to be treated like human beings.
998
00:35:38,903 --> 00:35:41,472
Channel your feelings of oppression.
999
00:35:41,506 --> 00:35:42,840
Aggression.
1000
00:35:43,574 --> 00:35:45,309
Frustration.
1001
00:35:45,810 --> 00:35:46,911
Anger.
1002
00:35:46,944 --> 00:35:48,212
And use it!
1003
00:35:48,246 --> 00:35:49,847
-No justice! -[Protestors] No peace!
1004
00:35:49,881 --> 00:35:51,516
Thank you.
1005
00:35:51,549 --> 00:35:53,484
God was with me on that.
1006
00:35:53,518 --> 00:35:55,319
He's so extra.
1007
00:35:55,353 --> 00:35:59,223
Well, if it ain't Nikki the negative Nancy.
1008
00:35:59,557 --> 00:36:00,525
Hey, Alan.
1009
00:36:00,558 --> 00:36:01,759
How's the air in there?
1010
00:36:01,792 --> 00:36:03,528
Better than the air out there.
1011
00:36:03,561 --> 00:36:04,495
Whatever, boy.
1012
00:36:04,529 --> 00:36:05,830
We know you ain't sick.
1013
00:36:05,863 --> 00:36:08,266
You just wear that thing for attention.
1014
00:36:08,299 --> 00:36:09,400
Hey!
1015
00:36:13,304 --> 00:36:15,840
[crowd gasping]
1016
00:36:15,873 --> 00:36:16,974
Oh.
1017
00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:19,243
[coughing]
1018
00:36:19,277 --> 00:36:21,312
Your next activist coming to the stage right now
1019
00:36:21,345 --> 00:36:25,349
is new to this arena and I am intrigued
1020
00:36:25,383 --> 00:36:27,318
on what this young brother has to say.
1021
00:36:27,351 --> 00:36:31,822
Make some noise right now for Mr. Montez Sheffield!
1022
00:36:31,856 --> 00:36:33,357
[crowd cheering]
1023
00:36:33,391 --> 00:36:34,625
I'm nervous.
1024
00:36:34,659 --> 00:36:35,960
What if I say the wrong thing?
1025
00:36:35,993 --> 00:36:37,662
Listen, Montez.
1026
00:36:37,695 --> 00:36:39,597
If your heart's really been in it the whole time,
1027
00:36:39,630 --> 00:36:40,665
you'll know what to say.
1028
00:36:41,832 --> 00:36:43,601
Oh boy.
1029
00:36:43,634 --> 00:36:45,836
My man, Money Montez.
1030
00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:48,839
Woo! Here's your chance to fight for what's right, playboy.
1031
00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:52,009
But the multimillion dollar question is,
1032
00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:54,579
are you willing to make the sacrifice?
1033
00:36:56,781 --> 00:36:57,815
Man, I'm thirsty.
1034
00:36:57,848 --> 00:36:59,417
All right, um...
1035
00:36:59,450 --> 00:37:00,384
Um...
1036
00:37:02,453 --> 00:37:05,323
Everybody keep it going for "The Body Stretcher."
1037
00:37:05,356 --> 00:37:07,725
[crowd cheering]
1038
00:37:07,758 --> 00:37:09,994
Police brutality is not cool.
1039
00:37:11,996 --> 00:37:14,365
It is not cool at all!
1040
00:37:14,665 --> 00:37:15,600
[more cheering]
1041
00:37:15,833 --> 00:37:16,767
And um...
1042
00:37:18,035 --> 00:37:19,470
Um...
1043
00:37:19,503 --> 00:37:20,438
Yeah, um...
1044
00:37:21,906 --> 00:37:23,541
What are you doing, man?
1045
00:37:23,574 --> 00:37:25,009
Cops like us.
1046
00:37:25,042 --> 00:37:27,578
You really gonna fuck up your money for these strangers?
1047
00:37:27,612 --> 00:37:28,746
Remember what Granny said.
1048
00:37:28,779 --> 00:37:30,581
Feelings don't pay the bills.
1049
00:37:30,615 --> 00:37:31,582
[buzzing]
1050
00:37:31,616 --> 00:37:32,550
Ah!
1051
00:37:33,451 --> 00:37:35,319
And um, I'm here to tell you
1052
00:37:35,353 --> 00:37:38,289
that police brutality is totally, 100%...
1053
00:37:38,623 --> 00:37:39,924
He's gonna do it.
1054
00:37:39,957 --> 00:37:41,626
-Um... -[razor buzzing]
1055
00:37:41,659 --> 00:37:43,027
Police brutality...
1056
00:37:45,596 --> 00:37:46,864
is totally...
1057
00:37:46,897 --> 00:37:49,533
You really gonna fuck up the bag?
1058
00:37:49,567 --> 00:37:50,601
[swallowing]
1059
00:37:50,635 --> 00:37:51,702
...avoidable.
1060
00:37:51,736 --> 00:37:55,673
All you gotta do is be somebody they feel safe around.
1061
00:37:55,706 --> 00:37:57,074
Cops are people too.
1062
00:37:57,275 --> 00:38:00,378
Just keep your hands where they can see 'em.
1063
00:38:00,411 --> 00:38:02,713
And say things like, "Yes, sir."
1064
00:38:02,747 --> 00:38:04,615
"No, sir."
1065
00:38:04,649 --> 00:38:06,951
And if you're really feeling yourself, tell 'em a joke.
1066
00:38:06,984 --> 00:38:08,352
Knock, knock.
1067
00:38:08,386 --> 00:38:09,687
Who's there?
1068
00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:12,490
Not the police, because they like me.
1069
00:38:15,526 --> 00:38:16,594
[Protestor] Screw that guy!
1070
00:38:16,627 --> 00:38:19,096
[crowd jeering]
1071
00:38:23,467 --> 00:38:24,268
What the heck?
1072
00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:26,737
I'm sorry, I did the best I could.
1073
00:38:26,771 --> 00:38:28,572
I can't fuck up the bag.
1074
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:30,574
Ha, ha.
1075
00:38:31,342 --> 00:38:34,612
And I'm supposed to believe that you are a good person?
1076
00:38:34,645 --> 00:38:36,080
Ha, ha!
1077
00:38:36,113 --> 00:38:37,782
Hey, Earl, get the car ready.
1078
00:38:38,549 --> 00:38:40,384
Man, fuck this shit!
1079
00:38:41,185 --> 00:38:43,688
[tense music]
1080
00:38:46,724 --> 00:38:49,427
[glass shattering]
1081
00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:56,701
Hell yeah!
1082
00:38:56,734 --> 00:38:57,935
This is what I'm talking about.
1083
00:38:57,968 --> 00:38:59,770
You crazy white folk know how to have fun.
1084
00:38:59,804 --> 00:39:01,572
Ha, ha, ha!
1085
00:39:01,605 --> 00:39:03,074
Montez!
1086
00:39:03,107 --> 00:39:06,110
This goes against everything we've been fighting for!
1087
00:39:06,143 --> 00:39:08,713
Ah! Ha, ha!
1088
00:39:08,746 --> 00:39:10,648
[Nikki gasping]
1089
00:39:10,681 --> 00:39:11,782
Marissa!
1090
00:39:12,483 --> 00:39:13,384
Hiya!
1091
00:39:14,919 --> 00:39:16,520
You get a gun.
1092
00:39:16,554 --> 00:39:17,655
You get a gun.
1093
00:39:17,688 --> 00:39:18,923
You get a gun!
1094
00:39:20,925 --> 00:39:23,694
[dramatic music]
1095
00:39:26,097 --> 00:39:26,931
Ugh!
1096
00:39:26,964 --> 00:39:27,932
Nobody else cares!
1097
00:39:27,965 --> 00:39:29,100
Why should I?
1098
00:39:31,235 --> 00:39:33,804
[dramatic music]
1099
00:39:33,838 --> 00:39:35,506
What the?
1100
00:39:35,539 --> 00:39:36,207
[whoosh and clang]
1101
00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:37,975
Aw, crap, he's back!
1102
00:39:39,577 --> 00:39:41,679
[gunshots]
1103
00:39:42,113 --> 00:39:43,981
[smacking]
1104
00:39:44,014 --> 00:39:45,683
[bowling pins hit]
1105
00:39:51,055 --> 00:39:52,156
Oh, you wanna go?
1106
00:39:52,189 --> 00:39:53,124
Well, bust a move.
1107
00:39:54,959 --> 00:39:55,993
Ah!
1108
00:39:56,026 --> 00:39:57,128
Retreat!
1109
00:39:57,161 --> 00:39:58,896
Let's get outta here.
1110
00:39:58,929 --> 00:40:00,064
Montez!
1111
00:40:04,802 --> 00:40:06,137
Woke Panther.
1112
00:40:06,170 --> 00:40:07,171
My king!
1113
00:40:11,008 --> 00:40:13,144
Oh my god!
1114
00:40:13,177 --> 00:40:15,646
You're Carlin Staplesack?
1115
00:40:15,679 --> 00:40:17,148
The biracial quarterback who took
1116
00:40:17,181 --> 00:40:19,150
a pee during The national anthem?!
1117
00:40:20,584 --> 00:40:21,919
In the flesh.
1118
00:40:22,119 --> 00:40:24,121
So Carlin, you mean to tell me
1119
00:40:24,155 --> 00:40:25,923
the whole time you haven't been playing football,
1120
00:40:25,956 --> 00:40:28,592
you've been going to protests to fight Antifa?
1121
00:40:28,626 --> 00:40:30,261
That wasn't Antifa.
1122
00:40:30,294 --> 00:40:32,863
They were Proud Boys dressed as Antifa.
1123
00:40:32,897 --> 00:40:33,798
How do you know?
1124
00:40:33,831 --> 00:40:35,666
The left are the good guys, duh.
1125
00:40:35,699 --> 00:40:37,234
You're so woke.
1126
00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:38,869
He ain't woke.
1127
00:40:38,903 --> 00:40:40,805
I'm way woker than Carlin Staplesack.
1128
00:40:40,838 --> 00:40:41,872
What's woke?
1129
00:40:41,906 --> 00:40:43,140
Sorry, Champ.
1130
00:40:43,174 --> 00:40:44,675
Didn't mean to knock you out.
1131
00:40:44,708 --> 00:40:45,976
I was in the zone, baby.
1132
00:40:46,010 --> 00:40:47,645
You didn't knock me out.
1133
00:40:47,678 --> 00:40:49,613
The impact of my skull hitting the floor did.
1134
00:40:49,647 --> 00:40:50,848
And I woke up almost immediately.
1135
00:40:50,881 --> 00:40:51,849
-Ah! -Leg sweep!
1136
00:40:51,882 --> 00:40:53,784
-[Montez groaning] -You guys know each other?
1137
00:40:53,818 --> 00:40:55,152
Yeah, we met five years ago
1138
00:40:55,186 --> 00:40:56,921
at an Illuminati Christmas party.
1139
00:40:56,954 --> 00:41:00,524
Montez got so wasted he traded his soul for a Stella.
1140
00:41:00,558 --> 00:41:01,959
This idiot forgot it was open bar.
1141
00:41:01,992 --> 00:41:03,994
Hey, don't call my friend an idiot!
1142
00:41:05,296 --> 00:41:06,964
He's more like a stupid head.
1143
00:41:06,997 --> 00:41:07,998
[chuckling]
1144
00:41:08,032 --> 00:41:09,099
Am not.
1145
00:41:09,133 --> 00:41:11,602
-Woo! -No I'm ain't.
1146
00:41:11,635 --> 00:41:14,004
Oo! I'm loving the Woke Panther digs.
1147
00:41:14,038 --> 00:41:15,105
Ah, yeah.
1148
00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:16,607
My sponsors made it for me
1149
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:17,441
after I took piss during the pledge.
1150
00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:20,077
Ha, ha, you mean the national anthem.
1151
00:41:20,110 --> 00:41:21,645
Whatever, I don't care about America.
1152
00:41:21,679 --> 00:41:22,880
It's my brand.
1153
00:41:22,913 --> 00:41:24,915
Ah! You're so woke.
1154
00:41:24,949 --> 00:41:25,783
Uh-uh.
1155
00:41:25,816 --> 00:41:27,218
Seriously, what's woke?
1156
00:41:27,251 --> 00:41:29,286
If you think that's woke, get a load of this.
1157
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,755
I'm about to end police brutality for good.
1158
00:41:31,789 --> 00:41:33,257
[Nikki gasping]
1159
00:41:33,290 --> 00:41:34,825
-Leg sweep. -Ah!
1160
00:41:34,859 --> 00:41:36,994
Later today at the Redskins game,
1161
00:41:37,027 --> 00:41:40,865
I'm gonna take a pee during the national anthem.
1162
00:41:40,898 --> 00:41:44,235
Imagine, Carlin Staplesack after years
1163
00:41:44,268 --> 00:41:47,905
of being blackballed, returns to take one more pee.
1164
00:41:47,938 --> 00:41:49,907
The image of my resilience alone would knock
1165
00:41:49,940 --> 00:41:52,710
the hatred out of every racist cop in the nation.
1166
00:41:54,011 --> 00:41:56,080
[clicking]
1167
00:42:01,318 --> 00:42:03,654
[Ghosts] We're sorry.
1168
00:42:05,122 --> 00:42:05,990
Wait, wait.
1169
00:42:06,023 --> 00:42:06,957
Wait a minute.
1170
00:42:06,991 --> 00:42:08,192
You took a pee before.
1171
00:42:08,225 --> 00:42:09,727
Why would this time be any different?
1172
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:12,863
This time I'm going to use my white side.
1173
00:42:12,897 --> 00:42:13,864
[shimmering]
1174
00:42:13,898 --> 00:42:15,199
Yes!
1175
00:42:15,232 --> 00:42:16,901
If you use your white side,
1176
00:42:16,934 --> 00:42:18,636
our struggle will be validated.
1177
00:42:18,669 --> 00:42:19,803
Bingo.
1178
00:42:19,837 --> 00:42:21,906
[crashing]
1179
00:42:24,074 --> 00:42:25,743
Let's head back Princess Plaza.
1180
00:42:25,776 --> 00:42:27,311
Princess Chocolate just hit me back.
1181
00:42:27,344 --> 00:42:30,147
Woo, this scaly bitch is a freak.
1182
00:42:30,180 --> 00:42:32,116
Ugh.
1183
00:42:32,149 --> 00:42:33,317
Can I come?
1184
00:42:33,350 --> 00:42:35,953
I wanna watch you make history!
1185
00:42:35,986 --> 00:42:36,954
Whoa, what?
1186
00:42:36,987 --> 00:42:38,155
Sure, if it makes you happy.
1187
00:42:38,188 --> 00:42:39,189
It will!
1188
00:42:39,223 --> 00:42:40,357
Nah, you can't do this.
1189
00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:42,660
It's my job to make you happy.
1190
00:42:42,693 --> 00:42:43,961
Sorry, chump.
1191
00:42:43,994 --> 00:42:45,996
I found someone better.
1192
00:42:46,030 --> 00:42:46,964
Bye!
1193
00:42:49,833 --> 00:42:50,968
Damn.
1194
00:42:51,001 --> 00:42:53,304
She really abandoned me.
1195
00:42:53,337 --> 00:42:55,406
Get it together, man!
1196
00:42:55,439 --> 00:42:56,840
Feelings don't pay the bills.
1197
00:42:58,842 --> 00:43:01,712
I must out-woke Carlin Staplesack.
1198
00:43:01,745 --> 00:43:03,180
Whatever that means.
1199
00:43:03,213 --> 00:43:05,849
[phone ringing]
1200
00:43:08,919 --> 00:43:10,387
What's up, babe?
1201
00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:12,022
Shit.
1202
00:43:12,056 --> 00:43:13,090
Nothin'.
1203
00:43:13,123 --> 00:43:14,258
Thinking of you.
1204
00:43:18,362 --> 00:43:19,697
Money coming through.
1205
00:43:19,730 --> 00:43:21,298
Money, Money, Money's on the line.
1206
00:43:21,332 --> 00:43:22,833
Excuse me, pardon to the side.
1207
00:43:22,866 --> 00:43:23,767
Money.
1208
00:43:23,801 --> 00:43:24,935
You see Money, baby. Move.
1209
00:43:25,836 --> 00:43:26,870
One ticket, please.
1210
00:43:26,904 --> 00:43:28,238
Sorry, the game's sold out.
1211
00:43:28,272 --> 00:43:29,373
Hey, I'm famous.
1212
00:43:29,406 --> 00:43:30,975
[Reporter] Champ, here! Champ!
1213
00:43:31,008 --> 00:43:32,343
There's gotta be something you can do for me.
1214
00:43:32,376 --> 00:43:34,211
I can check will-call.
1215
00:43:34,244 --> 00:43:36,280
Oh, looks like "The Body Stretcher” hasn't
1216
00:43:36,313 --> 00:43:37,715
claimed his seat.
1217
00:43:37,748 --> 00:43:38,382
That's more like it.
1218
00:43:38,415 --> 00:43:39,383
Now we talking.
1219
00:43:39,416 --> 00:43:41,385
And it's on the field.
1220
00:43:41,418 --> 00:43:43,120
And that's exactly where I need to be.
1221
00:43:43,153 --> 00:43:45,823
But it's in the true champ section.
1222
00:43:45,856 --> 00:43:49,927
Ugh, unfortunately, you must be a true champ to sit there.
1223
00:43:50,127 --> 00:43:51,929
[ka-plump]
1224
00:43:51,962 --> 00:43:53,397
Ugh.
1225
00:43:53,430 --> 00:43:54,932
There ain't any seats left.
1226
00:43:54,965 --> 00:43:56,700
And I'm too famous to sneak in.
1227
00:43:57,935 --> 00:43:59,737
Unless I had a costume.
1228
00:44:01,238 --> 00:44:02,940
Oh, I know how to get those clothes off.
1229
00:44:08,012 --> 00:44:09,847
I'm rubbing elbows with civil rights legend,
1230
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:11,782
Carlin Staplesack.
1231
00:44:11,815 --> 00:44:13,250
Would you look at god.
1232
00:44:13,283 --> 00:44:15,352
Ah, there she is.
1233
00:44:15,386 --> 00:44:17,821
The tunnel of glory.
1234
00:44:17,855 --> 00:44:19,289
All right, bet. You ready?
1235
00:44:19,323 --> 00:44:21,859
Little girl, I was born ready.
1236
00:44:23,327 --> 00:44:25,195
Carlin, your suit.
1237
00:44:25,229 --> 00:44:26,330
Yeah, I don't need it.
1238
00:44:26,363 --> 00:44:28,232
We're in a football stadium.
1239
00:44:28,265 --> 00:44:30,234
There's wanted posters of you all over the place.
1240
00:44:30,267 --> 00:44:32,836
[radio chatter]
1241
00:44:32,870 --> 00:44:33,837
Nah.
1242
00:44:33,871 --> 00:44:35,239
Maybe you should keep the suit on
1243
00:44:35,272 --> 00:44:36,907
until you get to midfield.
1244
00:44:36,940 --> 00:44:38,909
If the cops see you when you walk out,
1245
00:44:38,942 --> 00:44:39,877
they'll catch you before you can take
1246
00:44:39,910 --> 00:44:40,778
a pee during the anthem.
1247
00:44:40,811 --> 00:44:42,379
You think they can catch me?
1248
00:44:42,413 --> 00:44:44,348
Yeah! There's like 10 cops out there.
1249
00:44:44,381 --> 00:44:45,749
So you think I'm out of shape.
1250
00:44:45,783 --> 00:44:46,950
You must not have heard about my workout
1251
00:44:46,984 --> 00:44:48,986
with the Birmingham Batons.
1252
00:44:49,019 --> 00:44:50,454
-[farting] -Phew!
1253
00:44:50,487 --> 00:44:51,889
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1254
00:44:51,922 --> 00:44:53,090
You still wanna play football?
1255
00:44:53,123 --> 00:44:54,525
Uh, duh.
1256
00:44:54,558 --> 00:44:56,493
But legend has it that you sacrificed your career
1257
00:44:56,527 --> 00:44:58,095
for the movement.
1258
00:44:58,128 --> 00:45:00,531
Legend has it, that's some bull shit.
1259
00:45:00,564 --> 00:45:02,499
I never said that. Now, move it.
1260
00:45:02,533 --> 00:45:04,001
Yuh, huh!
1261
00:45:04,034 --> 00:45:05,402
You sacrificed playing football to bring attention
1262
00:45:05,436 --> 00:45:06,804
to police brutality
1263
00:45:06,837 --> 00:45:08,072
and then they kicked you out of the league,
1264
00:45:08,105 --> 00:45:09,139
and then you became a full-time activist.
1265
00:45:09,173 --> 00:45:11,442
You even called pro football modern day slavery.
1266
00:45:11,475 --> 00:45:12,876
And now you're telling me,
1267
00:45:12,910 --> 00:45:14,445
you want to go back into slavery!
1268
00:45:14,478 --> 00:45:15,879
-I mean-- -Enough!
1269
00:45:15,913 --> 00:45:17,281
The activism is cool.
1270
00:45:17,314 --> 00:45:19,083
I'm always down for the cause.
1271
00:45:19,116 --> 00:45:21,418
But the truth is, I'm tired of being woke.
1272
00:45:21,452 --> 00:45:22,886
[gasping]
1273
00:45:23,253 --> 00:45:25,289
Yes, taking a pee during the national anthem
1274
00:45:25,322 --> 00:45:28,192
got me millions in corporate sponsorships.
1275
00:45:28,225 --> 00:45:31,061
But it also got me a million death threats a day.
1276
00:45:31,095 --> 00:45:32,563
And the people who don't hate me
1277
00:45:32,596 --> 00:45:35,365
expect me to be some kind of race-baiting super hero.
1278
00:45:35,399 --> 00:45:38,302
But if I could end police brutality for good,
1279
00:45:38,335 --> 00:45:42,005
than maybe, just maybe, I could play football again.
1280
00:45:43,006 --> 00:45:43,941
[sighing]
1281
00:45:43,974 --> 00:45:45,976
I don't know, Keke Palmer.
1282
00:45:46,009 --> 00:45:47,344
I just miss the days when people
1283
00:45:47,377 --> 00:45:49,179
only knew me as a quarterback.
1284
00:45:50,314 --> 00:45:51,381
Ugh!
1285
00:45:51,415 --> 00:45:52,516
Men!
1286
00:45:53,884 --> 00:45:55,819
[crowd cheering]
1287
00:45:55,853 --> 00:45:58,889
[Fans] Here we go, Redskins, here we go!
1288
00:45:58,922 --> 00:46:01,358
Here we go, Redskins, here we go!
1289
00:46:01,391 --> 00:46:04,862
Here we go, Redskins, here we go!
1290
00:46:04,895 --> 00:46:08,932
♪ O, say can you see
1291
00:46:08,966 --> 00:46:11,869
♪ By the dawn's early light
1292
00:46:11,902 --> 00:46:14,004
Your eyes do not deceive you.
1293
00:46:14,037 --> 00:46:16,306
'Tis I, Carlin Staplesack.
1294
00:46:16,340 --> 00:46:17,875
Boo!
1295
00:46:17,908 --> 00:46:21,378
And I am here to take a pee for justice.
1296
00:46:21,411 --> 00:46:24,615
[whistle blowing]
1297
00:46:24,648 --> 00:46:27,084
[grunting]
1298
00:46:27,651 --> 00:46:30,220
[lightning]
1299
00:46:30,454 --> 00:46:33,991
Do you know who I am!
1300
00:46:34,024 --> 00:46:36,260
[growling]
1301
00:46:37,127 --> 00:46:38,328
What the?
1302
00:46:38,662 --> 00:46:42,566
Do you know who my father is?
1303
00:46:43,634 --> 00:46:45,102
Ah!
1304
00:46:46,637 --> 00:46:48,305
Oh no! I'm too late!
1305
00:46:48,872 --> 00:46:51,275
Hot dogs, get your hot dogs!
1306
00:46:51,308 --> 00:46:53,043
He's gonna use his white side
1307
00:46:53,076 --> 00:46:55,045
to end police brutality for good.
1308
00:46:55,078 --> 00:46:56,380
All he has to do is take a pee!
1309
00:46:56,413 --> 00:46:58,348
Ah!
1310
00:46:59,116 --> 00:47:02,052
♪ O, say does that star spangled ♪
1311
00:47:02,085 --> 00:47:03,620
Ah!
1312
00:47:03,654 --> 00:47:05,389
♪ b anner yet wave ♪
1313
00:47:05,422 --> 00:47:06,890
Oh my god. Bruh!
1314
00:47:07,491 --> 00:47:09,226
Ah!
1315
00:47:09,259 --> 00:47:10,360
♪ o'er the land of the free ♪
1316
00:47:10,394 --> 00:47:12,062
No justice,
1317
00:47:12,095 --> 00:47:13,363
no peace.
1318
00:47:17,334 --> 00:47:18,569
[distant rumble]
1319
00:47:18,602 --> 00:47:19,436
[crowd gasping]
1320
00:47:19,469 --> 00:47:21,038
Oh. Oof.
1321
00:47:21,071 --> 00:47:21,972
Well, that's all right.
1322
00:47:22,005 --> 00:47:22,940
Second and long.
1323
00:47:23,540 --> 00:47:24,641
Ah!
1324
00:47:25,175 --> 00:47:26,476
[explosion and popcorn popping]
1325
00:47:28,946 --> 00:47:30,347
[explosion]
1326
00:47:31,181 --> 00:47:33,383
Oh. Oh man.
1327
00:47:33,417 --> 00:47:36,553
-♪ and the home -Carlin!
1328
00:47:36,587 --> 00:47:37,387
-Run! -♪ of the ♪
1329
00:47:37,421 --> 00:47:40,157
-[explosion] -♪ brave! ♪
1330
00:47:40,190 --> 00:47:42,092
Sayonara, sucker-sack.
1331
00:47:42,125 --> 00:47:45,028
[smacking]
1332
00:47:45,062 --> 00:47:47,631
[crowd cheering]
1333
00:47:51,602 --> 00:47:52,669
Yeah! Yeah!
1334
00:47:54,371 --> 00:47:56,039
Woo-hoo!
1335
00:47:56,073 --> 00:47:57,174
Whew.
1336
00:47:57,207 --> 00:47:58,709
You were right, little girl.
1337
00:47:58,742 --> 00:48:00,177
I shoulda listened to you.
1338
00:48:00,210 --> 00:48:02,045
-What do you say we-- -Sorry, chump.
1339
00:48:02,079 --> 00:48:03,614
I found someone better.
1340
00:48:03,647 --> 00:48:04,581
[coughing]
1341
00:48:04,615 --> 00:48:06,283
Nice work out there, Carlin.
1342
00:48:06,316 --> 00:48:08,485
I can't quite put my finger on it,
1343
00:48:08,518 --> 00:48:11,555
but I can tell you're ready to be part of this league again.
1344
00:48:11,588 --> 00:48:14,258
The Sack-Attack is back, baby.
1345
00:48:15,325 --> 00:48:16,226
[giggling]
1346
00:48:16,260 --> 00:48:18,195
Money, you did it!
1347
00:48:18,228 --> 00:48:18,896
[thudding]
1348
00:48:18,929 --> 00:48:20,530
Nah, you a bad friend, Nikki.
1349
00:48:20,564 --> 00:48:22,633
You abandoned me as soon as something better came along.
1350
00:48:22,666 --> 00:48:24,334
Oh, me?
1351
00:48:24,368 --> 00:48:25,669
Yeah, you.
1352
00:48:25,702 --> 00:48:26,970
No!
1353
00:48:27,004 --> 00:48:28,071
For Carlin.
1354
00:48:28,105 --> 00:48:29,072
I didn't abandon you.
1355
00:48:29,106 --> 00:48:31,074
I inspired you.
1356
00:48:31,108 --> 00:48:32,075
Nah, nah.
1357
00:48:32,109 --> 00:48:34,544
I knew your toxic masculinity would trigger
1358
00:48:34,578 --> 00:48:36,613
enough jealousy to lead you here to save the day.
1359
00:48:38,715 --> 00:48:41,652
Myboy and Mygirl would have never did me like that.
1360
00:48:42,319 --> 00:48:45,155
Hey, I didn't mean to be a bad friend.
1361
00:48:45,188 --> 00:48:46,757
I'm just new at this, okay?
1362
00:48:46,790 --> 00:48:47,958
I'm sorry.
1363
00:48:47,991 --> 00:48:51,161
You're the first person I've ever been able to count on.
1364
00:48:51,194 --> 00:48:52,496
And I don't wanna lose you.
1365
00:48:53,697 --> 00:48:54,998
[shimmering]
1366
00:48:55,032 --> 00:48:56,500
What's happening?
1367
00:48:56,533 --> 00:48:59,703
For some strange reason, I feel good about myself.
1368
00:48:59,736 --> 00:49:01,605
[giggling]
1369
00:49:01,638 --> 00:49:03,106
Well, who knows?
1370
00:49:03,140 --> 00:49:05,208
Maybe there actually is some good inside of you.
1371
00:49:08,211 --> 00:49:09,246
[Dad] Is that you, boy?
1372
00:49:09,279 --> 00:49:10,247
Yes, sir.
1373
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:11,615
Come here and watch the game with your old man.
1374
00:49:11,982 --> 00:49:14,017
Sheryl, the beer!
1375
00:49:14,051 --> 00:49:15,786
Coming.
1376
00:49:15,819 --> 00:49:17,220
Non-alcoholic!
1377
00:49:17,254 --> 00:49:19,122
Bitch, you think I got a problem?
1378
00:49:19,156 --> 00:49:21,491
Montez, please!
1379
00:49:21,525 --> 00:49:22,726
You think I'm my father?
1380
00:49:22,759 --> 00:49:26,196
There's still a supply chain shortage, baby.
1381
00:49:26,229 --> 00:49:28,265
This is all they had at the store.
1382
00:49:28,298 --> 00:49:29,533
Come here, bitch!
1383
00:49:32,202 --> 00:49:34,237
[smacking]
1384
00:49:35,339 --> 00:49:37,507
You ruined my life.
1385
00:49:38,608 --> 00:49:40,110
Mama, I saved you.
1386
00:49:40,143 --> 00:49:41,745
He's not gonna hurt you no more.
1387
00:49:41,778 --> 00:49:43,447
Ah!
1388
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:45,315
Get out!
1389
00:49:46,316 --> 00:49:48,385
But Mama, he hurts you!
1390
00:49:48,652 --> 00:49:50,554
He loves me.
1391
00:49:51,688 --> 00:49:52,622
Mama.
1392
00:49:53,790 --> 00:49:56,293
[light music]
1393
00:50:02,499 --> 00:50:04,401
You here to rub it in?
1394
00:50:04,434 --> 00:50:05,402
You were right, okay.
1395
00:50:05,435 --> 00:50:07,504
My Mama got what she deserved.
1396
00:50:07,537 --> 00:50:08,505
And so did I.
1397
00:50:09,206 --> 00:50:10,273
Come on.
1398
00:50:10,307 --> 00:50:11,174
I'm not going with you.
1399
00:50:11,208 --> 00:50:13,143
You crazy, lady.
1400
00:50:13,176 --> 00:50:14,044
You're a psycho.
1401
00:50:14,711 --> 00:50:16,813
No, I'm just your granny.
1402
00:50:17,314 --> 00:50:18,548
[Darius] Where did you get this?
1403
00:50:20,183 --> 00:50:21,385
Mother fucker.
1404
00:50:21,418 --> 00:50:24,087
Yeah, I hate your daddy too.
1405
00:50:24,121 --> 00:50:25,122
Now come on, child.
1406
00:50:25,155 --> 00:50:26,223
My knees is bad.
1407
00:50:29,593 --> 00:50:30,627
Mm!
1408
00:50:31,628 --> 00:50:33,497
[light music]
1409
00:50:43,907 --> 00:50:45,409
Damn.
1410
00:50:45,442 --> 00:50:47,644
Now I know why they call it the Nutwhacker.
1411
00:50:47,677 --> 00:50:49,579
It was worth the sacrifice.
1412
00:50:49,613 --> 00:50:51,415
I mean, we didn't end police brutality for good,
1413
00:50:51,448 --> 00:50:53,683
but you punched a cop during the national anthem.
1414
00:50:53,717 --> 00:50:55,619
That's gotta count for something.
1415
00:50:55,952 --> 00:50:57,654
I guess I'm like Rocky.
1416
00:50:57,687 --> 00:50:59,423
I ain't win, but I went the distance.
1417
00:50:59,456 --> 00:51:02,492
There were cameras everywhere!
1418
00:51:02,526 --> 00:51:06,129
The whole world saw you stand up to injustice.
1419
00:51:06,163 --> 00:51:09,399
I'm positive you inspired many more to do the same.
1420
00:51:09,433 --> 00:51:11,401
[radio chatter]
1421
00:51:11,435 --> 00:51:12,869
Money Montez did it.
1422
00:51:12,903 --> 00:51:14,771
Oh, he can do it, but I can't?
1423
00:51:15,338 --> 00:51:17,908
So... this means you're happy?
1424
00:51:17,941 --> 00:51:18,842
Yup.
1425
00:51:18,875 --> 00:51:22,279
I'm happy, you're Money, and we're friends.
1426
00:51:27,317 --> 00:51:29,619
Montez, a word?
1427
00:51:29,653 --> 00:51:32,322
Judging by your age and skin color, sir,
1428
00:51:32,355 --> 00:51:35,659
my endorsement senses are tingling!
1429
00:51:35,692 --> 00:51:38,862
Son, what you just did out there was incredible.
1430
00:51:38,895 --> 00:51:41,865
By punching a cop during the national anthem,
1431
00:51:41,898 --> 00:51:45,735
you just cemented yourself as the wokest athlete in America.
1432
00:51:45,769 --> 00:51:48,405
Even woker than Carlin Staplesack?
1433
00:51:48,438 --> 00:51:50,740
Much, much woker, son.
1434
00:51:50,774 --> 00:51:53,543
And that's exactly what we're looking for at my company.
1435
00:51:53,577 --> 00:51:56,413
I want you to be the new face
1436
00:51:56,446 --> 00:51:59,583
of our Black Lives Matter movement.
1437
00:51:59,616 --> 00:52:01,318
Oo!
1438
00:52:01,351 --> 00:52:03,220
Decisions, decisions.
1439
00:52:03,253 --> 00:52:04,721
Montez, don't!
1440
00:52:04,754 --> 00:52:06,690
If you become the face of this company,
1441
00:52:06,723 --> 00:52:08,358
they'll control every move you make,
1442
00:52:08,391 --> 00:52:09,960
just like the Nutwhacker did.
1443
00:52:09,993 --> 00:52:12,395
Do you really want to sell our people short
1444
00:52:12,429 --> 00:52:14,898
for millions of dollars again?
1445
00:52:18,735 --> 00:52:19,936
Ugh!
1446
00:52:19,970 --> 00:52:22,472
No, thank you, rich white man.
1447
00:52:22,506 --> 00:52:24,241
We have somewhere more important to be.
1448
00:52:28,612 --> 00:52:30,947
And without further ado.
1449
00:52:30,981 --> 00:52:33,650
[creaking]
1450
00:52:33,683 --> 00:52:35,919
Gosh, these things always get stuck.
1451
00:52:36,786 --> 00:52:38,855
[creaking]
1452
00:52:46,396 --> 00:52:47,464
And the award...
1453
00:52:49,566 --> 00:52:50,967
For Big Bruh of the month...
1454
00:52:53,336 --> 00:52:54,337
Goes to...
1455
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:58,909
Money Montez Sheffield!
1456
00:53:02,045 --> 00:53:03,847
I won! I won!
1457
00:53:04,414 --> 00:53:05,515
I won!
1458
00:53:05,549 --> 00:53:07,384
Go, go!
1459
00:53:07,417 --> 00:53:08,652
This is some bullshit.
1460
00:53:08,685 --> 00:53:09,553
It's cool, Alan.
1461
00:53:09,586 --> 00:53:10,720
Let him have this moment.
1462
00:53:12,856 --> 00:53:15,025
It's a lot heavier than it looks.
1463
00:53:15,058 --> 00:53:16,560
Wow, okay.
1464
00:53:16,593 --> 00:53:18,628
This is really happening.
1465
00:53:18,662 --> 00:53:19,930
Get it together, Money.
1466
00:53:20,463 --> 00:53:24,034
Whew, first of all, I'd like to thank my team
1467
00:53:24,067 --> 00:53:25,669
who couldn't be here tonight,
1468
00:53:25,702 --> 00:53:27,537
The Body Stretcher for giving me
1469
00:53:27,571 --> 00:53:30,440
that push to do and be better.
1470
00:53:30,473 --> 00:53:32,008
I see ya, big fella.
1471
00:53:32,042 --> 00:53:34,010
Louie, for putting all this together.
1472
00:53:34,044 --> 00:53:35,812
You look beautiful tonight.
1473
00:53:35,845 --> 00:53:37,948
And last, but not least.
1474
00:53:39,382 --> 00:53:40,517
Nikki.
1475
00:53:40,550 --> 00:53:42,586
Without your patience and guidance,
1476
00:53:42,619 --> 00:53:44,287
none of this would have been possible.
1477
00:53:44,321 --> 00:53:45,655
So thank you.
1478
00:53:45,689 --> 00:53:46,690
Thank you all!
1479
00:53:46,723 --> 00:53:48,858
[light applause]
1480
00:53:48,892 --> 00:53:50,760
Goodnight.
1481
00:53:50,794 --> 00:53:51,795
Oh!
1482
00:53:51,828 --> 00:53:53,463
I'm so proud of you!
1483
00:53:54,331 --> 00:53:55,465
[dinging]
1484
00:53:55,498 --> 00:53:56,466
What the?
1485
00:53:56,499 --> 00:53:58,501
Can't run now.
1486
00:53:58,535 --> 00:54:00,003
-Run from what? -My rematch.
1487
00:54:00,036 --> 00:54:01,371
You owe me.
1488
00:54:01,404 --> 00:54:02,372
I'm with the kid right now.
1489
00:54:02,405 --> 00:54:03,506
We'll talk later, playboy.
1490
00:54:03,540 --> 00:54:04,941
I want to talk now.
1491
00:54:04,975 --> 00:54:06,876
You said you'd give me a rematch
1492
00:54:06,910 --> 00:54:09,346
if I could prove to you that I'm a good person.
1493
00:54:09,379 --> 00:54:10,747
Read it and weep.
1494
00:54:10,780 --> 00:54:12,415
Seriously?
1495
00:54:12,449 --> 00:54:13,883
You expect me to believe you're a good person?
1496
00:54:13,917 --> 00:54:14,951
Tell me, man,
1497
00:54:14,985 --> 00:54:16,686
what's going on in your head that makes you think
1498
00:54:16,720 --> 00:54:18,488
winning this dumb trophy translates
1499
00:54:18,521 --> 00:54:20,023
to you being a good person?
1500
00:54:20,056 --> 00:54:21,958
I told you once already,
1501
00:54:21,992 --> 00:54:24,394
its what you do when the world isn't watching.
1502
00:54:24,427 --> 00:54:25,362
That's what counts.
1503
00:54:25,395 --> 00:54:26,496
Nah, fuck that.
1504
00:54:26,529 --> 00:54:27,764
I want my rematch
1505
00:54:27,797 --> 00:54:30,467
in Jacksonburg Square Garden next Saturday.
1506
00:54:30,500 --> 00:54:31,501
Nah.
1507
00:54:33,603 --> 00:54:35,038
Fight me, bitch!
1508
00:54:35,071 --> 00:54:37,574
Montez, ha, that's enough.
1509
00:54:37,607 --> 00:54:38,508
Leave him alone.
1510
00:54:38,541 --> 00:54:42,679
[dramatic music]
1511
00:54:44,514 --> 00:54:45,548
Gentlemen!
1512
00:54:45,582 --> 00:54:47,083
Let's not ruin the evening.
1513
00:54:47,284 --> 00:54:48,852
Have a goodnight, Louie.
1514
00:54:48,885 --> 00:54:51,087
Hey Earl, get the damn door.
1515
00:54:51,121 --> 00:54:53,623
Woo, my back gonna be hurting after laughing at this boy.
1516
00:54:53,657 --> 00:54:56,359
Hell no, I ain't letting shit slide.
1517
00:54:56,693 --> 00:54:58,094
So I'm thinking tomorrow,
1518
00:54:58,128 --> 00:54:59,396
let's go shoot some hoops.
1519
00:54:59,429 --> 00:55:01,665
Get out of this jam for awhile.
1520
00:55:01,698 --> 00:55:03,533
Hey, I ain't done talking with you!
1521
00:55:03,566 --> 00:55:06,736
Hey, Montez, you're a piece of garbage, you know that?
1522
00:55:06,770 --> 00:55:08,705
You're just mad he's the true champ.
1523
00:55:08,738 --> 00:55:09,906
The true champ.
1524
00:55:09,939 --> 00:55:11,408
The true champ.
1525
00:55:12,542 --> 00:55:13,843
Must.
1526
00:55:13,877 --> 00:55:14,878
Ruin.
1527
00:55:14,911 --> 00:55:16,546
Life.
1528
00:55:16,579 --> 00:55:17,514
Hey!
1529
00:55:19,749 --> 00:55:20,784
Yo, chill, stop!
1530
00:55:20,817 --> 00:55:22,485
Stop! Listen, listen.
1531
00:55:22,519 --> 00:55:23,687
I made this whole thing up.
1532
00:55:24,788 --> 00:55:25,855
What?
1533
00:55:25,889 --> 00:55:28,858
I made this whole thing up.
1534
00:55:29,993 --> 00:55:31,561
What?
1535
00:55:31,594 --> 00:55:33,663
You're a better boxer than me, damn it!
1536
00:55:33,697 --> 00:55:34,931
There, are you happy?
1537
00:55:34,964 --> 00:55:36,766
I only condemned you because,
1538
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:38,668
because I knew.
1539
00:55:38,702 --> 00:55:39,869
I knew I couldn't beat you.
1540
00:55:41,004 --> 00:55:44,607
I never lost before and I was afraid.
1541
00:55:44,641 --> 00:55:47,510
I was afraid to lose in front of the whole world.
1542
00:55:47,544 --> 00:55:51,481
So wait, this whole time you were actually afraid
1543
00:55:51,514 --> 00:55:53,083
to make a sacrifice.
1544
00:55:53,116 --> 00:55:54,684
Yeah, I was...
1545
00:55:54,718 --> 00:55:56,886
I was afraid to make a sacrifice.
1546
00:55:56,920 --> 00:55:58,021
I didn't think you'd be able to prove
1547
00:55:58,054 --> 00:55:59,189
you were a good person.
1548
00:55:59,222 --> 00:56:00,790
But it looked like I was wrong.
1549
00:56:01,958 --> 00:56:03,793
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
1550
00:56:03,827 --> 00:56:04,994
I knew it!
1551
00:56:05,028 --> 00:56:06,963
God, you're such a bitch!
1552
00:56:06,996 --> 00:56:09,032
[mocking] I was afraid to lose!
1553
00:56:09,065 --> 00:56:12,202
He flinched! Look at him, he flinched!
1554
00:56:12,235 --> 00:56:13,770
Fucking pussy!
1555
00:56:13,803 --> 00:56:15,472
You hear that, Happy?
1556
00:56:15,505 --> 00:56:17,974
The Body Stretcher was afraid to fight me the whole time.
1557
00:56:18,174 --> 00:56:19,943
You're a monster!
1558
00:56:19,976 --> 00:56:22,045
Wrong, I'm the true champ.
1559
00:56:22,078 --> 00:56:27,083
And the new heavyweight champion of the world...
1560
00:56:27,484 --> 00:56:30,820
Money Montez Sheffield!
1561
00:56:30,854 --> 00:56:33,089
[cackling]
1562
00:56:41,798 --> 00:56:44,868
[cracking]
1563
00:56:44,901 --> 00:56:47,504
[somber music]
1564
00:57:01,851 --> 00:57:04,521
[crowd cheering]
1565
00:57:10,026 --> 00:57:12,162
I'm sorry, my bad.
1566
00:57:14,831 --> 00:57:16,166
My bad, dog.
1567
00:57:16,900 --> 00:57:19,502
[cars honking]
1568
00:57:20,637 --> 00:57:22,505
[bell dings]
1569
00:57:23,006 --> 00:57:25,708
[birds chirping]
1570
00:57:27,010 --> 00:57:28,878
[thudding]
1571
00:57:28,912 --> 00:57:29,946
[Money Montez] Bump, bump.
1572
00:57:29,979 --> 00:57:31,281
Another bump.
1573
00:57:31,314 --> 00:57:32,916
Oh, the movie was better.
1574
00:57:35,218 --> 00:57:36,920
[smacking]
1575
00:57:36,953 --> 00:57:38,621
Woo-hoo!
1576
00:57:38,655 --> 00:57:39,956
[glinting]
1577
00:57:42,826 --> 00:57:44,828
[sobbing]
1578
00:57:46,896 --> 00:57:49,766
[bell dings] [crowd cheering]
1579
00:57:59,008 --> 00:58:00,543
Good win, bro.
1580
00:58:00,577 --> 00:58:02,712
You're the greatest of all time!
1581
00:58:02,745 --> 00:58:04,180
You know, I never told you this before,
1582
00:58:04,214 --> 00:58:06,182
but you're like a father figure to me.
1583
00:58:06,216 --> 00:58:08,952
And um, if something bad were to ever happen to you,
1584
00:58:08,985 --> 00:58:11,087
I would gladly inherit everything that you own.
1585
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:13,122
Bruh! I don't even know your name.
1586
00:58:13,156 --> 00:58:14,224
What is your name?
1587
00:58:14,257 --> 00:58:16,226
It's me, Ya Boi.
1588
00:58:16,259 --> 00:58:18,695
[funky music]
1589
00:58:19,262 --> 00:58:20,597
You're my boy?
1590
00:58:20,630 --> 00:58:21,965
Since day one.
1591
00:58:21,998 --> 00:58:24,300
[micturating]
1592
00:58:26,069 --> 00:58:27,103
You know what?
1593
00:58:27,136 --> 00:58:28,805
All y'all gotta go!
1594
00:58:28,838 --> 00:58:31,241
Yeah, everyone form a single file line and exit
1595
00:58:31,274 --> 00:58:32,308
in an orderly fashion.
1596
00:58:32,342 --> 00:58:33,910
Money needs some space.
1597
00:58:34,911 --> 00:58:36,212
[thudding]
1598
00:58:36,246 --> 00:58:38,915
Now that they're gone, we can have some fun!
1599
00:58:38,948 --> 00:58:40,283
[thudding]
1600
00:58:41,050 --> 00:58:45,121
Boy, you just made 20 million in 30 minutes.
1601
00:58:45,154 --> 00:58:46,823
What the hell is wrong with you?
1602
00:58:47,390 --> 00:58:49,158
Nothing feels good anymore, Granny.
1603
00:58:49,192 --> 00:58:50,693
Shitting me.
1604
00:58:50,727 --> 00:58:52,161
What's the point of being the true champ
1605
00:58:52,195 --> 00:58:53,596
if the world don't know it?
1606
00:58:53,630 --> 00:58:55,665
Well, are you sure there were no doorbell cameras
1607
00:58:55,698 --> 00:58:57,267
that caught him saying he was scared to fight you?
1608
00:58:57,300 --> 00:58:58,334
None.
1609
00:58:58,368 --> 00:59:01,671
And you ain't hear nobody yell out, "World Star!"
1610
00:59:01,704 --> 00:59:03,206
Nikki was the only other person there,
1611
00:59:03,239 --> 00:59:04,674
but she hates my guts.
1612
00:59:04,707 --> 00:59:05,909
I already asked.
1613
00:59:05,942 --> 00:59:06,843
She won't help me.
1614
00:59:06,876 --> 00:59:09,012
Hm... who is Nikki?
1615
00:59:09,045 --> 00:59:10,246
It doesn't matter.
1616
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:12,215
I think I'm done now.
1617
00:59:12,248 --> 00:59:13,816
I'm gonna quit boxing.
1618
00:59:15,652 --> 00:59:18,054
Child, what you've got is special.
1619
00:59:18,087 --> 00:59:19,856
A god given talent.
1620
00:59:19,889 --> 00:59:23,126
There's no way in hell I would ever let you quit.
1621
00:59:23,159 --> 00:59:25,094
I ain't about to let you fuck up our money.
1622
00:59:26,429 --> 00:59:27,664
You're right, Granny.
1623
00:59:27,697 --> 00:59:29,198
Feelings don't pay no bills.
1624
00:59:29,232 --> 00:59:31,200
Never have, and never will.
1625
00:59:32,235 --> 00:59:34,771
Yo, Montez, I know that we're new brothers and all,
1626
00:59:34,804 --> 00:59:36,072
but can I say something?
1627
00:59:36,105 --> 00:59:37,807
Of course, little man.
1628
00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:41,177
Granny is a sad, old lady who's afraid to show love.
1629
00:59:41,210 --> 00:59:44,847
She's the reason Mom was sad and mad all the time, not us.
1630
00:59:44,881 --> 00:59:47,283
Don't let Granny get in your head,
1631
00:59:47,317 --> 00:59:48,851
or else you're gonna end up just like--
1632
00:59:48,885 --> 00:59:49,819
Santa Claus ain't real.
1633
00:59:49,852 --> 00:59:51,154
You son of a bitch!
1634
00:59:53,957 --> 00:59:56,426
Now tell me this, who took you in
1635
00:59:56,459 --> 00:59:57,327
when you weren't half shit?
1636
00:59:57,360 --> 00:59:58,962
You did.
1637
00:59:58,995 --> 01:00:01,931
And who has always got your back, no matter what?
1638
01:00:01,965 --> 01:00:03,066
You.
1639
01:00:03,099 --> 01:00:04,767
I ain't afraid to show love.
1640
01:00:04,801 --> 01:00:06,135
I just show it in a different way.
1641
01:00:06,169 --> 01:00:07,103
You heard me?
1642
01:00:07,136 --> 01:00:08,171
Yes, Granny.
1643
01:00:08,204 --> 01:00:09,706
All right.
1644
01:00:09,739 --> 01:00:10,773
Now here's what we gonna do.
1645
01:00:13,876 --> 01:00:17,714
If you propose, I swear to god, I'm calling the cops.
1646
01:00:17,747 --> 01:00:18,948
Even though I don't talk to cops.
1647
01:00:18,982 --> 01:00:20,183
This is for you.
1648
01:00:20,216 --> 01:00:22,452
[shimmering]
1649
01:00:22,485 --> 01:00:23,753
[Nikki gasping]
1650
01:00:23,786 --> 01:00:25,388
It's your original Marissa doll.
1651
01:00:25,421 --> 01:00:27,323
I paid a young boy in China very little money
1652
01:00:27,357 --> 01:00:28,725
to fix it for me.
1653
01:00:28,758 --> 01:00:30,893
And what? I'm supposed to trust you again?
1654
01:00:31,227 --> 01:00:32,428
[clearing throat]
1655
01:00:32,462 --> 01:00:33,963
I might have an undefeated record,
1656
01:00:33,997 --> 01:00:36,132
but that doesn't mean I'm perfect.
1657
01:00:36,165 --> 01:00:38,234
Why are you here, Montez?
1658
01:00:38,267 --> 01:00:40,203
[sighing]
1659
01:00:40,470 --> 01:00:42,105
I want you to...
1660
01:00:43,473 --> 01:00:46,809
I can't believe I'm too nervous to say this.
1661
01:00:46,843 --> 01:00:48,911
Nikki, I want you to be my friend.
1662
01:00:48,945 --> 01:00:50,013
For real this time.
1663
01:00:50,046 --> 01:00:51,714
Are you outta your mind?
1664
01:00:51,748 --> 01:00:53,416
No. See, I learned something when I was with you.
1665
01:00:53,449 --> 01:00:55,752
There's no point in being Money
1666
01:00:55,785 --> 01:00:57,186
if I can't have Happy.
1667
01:00:58,521 --> 01:00:59,822
For real?
1668
01:00:59,856 --> 01:01:01,391
Yeah, you're apart of my legacy.
1669
01:01:01,424 --> 01:01:03,760
You were there when "The Body Stretcher" told the truth.
1670
01:01:03,793 --> 01:01:05,261
You're the only person in the world who knows
1671
01:01:05,294 --> 01:01:06,496
I'm the true champ.
1672
01:01:06,529 --> 01:01:08,831
Without you around, I'm just a mega-rich,
1673
01:01:08,865 --> 01:01:12,068
super handsome, gecko loving chump.
1674
01:01:12,101 --> 01:01:13,302
So what do you say?
1675
01:01:13,336 --> 01:01:14,470
Friends?
1676
01:01:15,371 --> 01:01:17,874
[light music]
1677
01:01:19,409 --> 01:01:20,343
Nah.
1678
01:01:20,376 --> 01:01:21,744
Nah?
1679
01:01:21,778 --> 01:01:23,046
Yeah, nah.
1680
01:01:23,079 --> 01:01:24,781
It means, no.
1681
01:01:24,814 --> 01:01:26,049
Now get the heck outta here.
1682
01:01:26,082 --> 01:01:28,017
You don't care about anyone but yourself.
1683
01:01:28,051 --> 01:01:29,285
Happy, please!
1684
01:01:29,318 --> 01:01:30,386
I'm nothing without you.
1685
01:01:32,221 --> 01:01:33,823
But...
1686
01:01:33,856 --> 01:01:36,025
[sighing]
1687
01:01:38,895 --> 01:01:40,363
Ugh, the audacity!
1688
01:01:41,864 --> 01:01:44,500
You must wanna die broke.
1689
01:01:44,534 --> 01:01:46,335
And who are you?
1690
01:01:46,369 --> 01:01:47,403
Captain Save-a-hoe.
1691
01:01:47,437 --> 01:01:48,504
You coming?
1692
01:01:48,538 --> 01:01:50,206
Oh, you're with him.
1693
01:01:50,239 --> 01:01:51,941
No shit.
1694
01:01:51,974 --> 01:01:53,309
Let's go, child, my knees bad. [smack]
1695
01:01:53,342 --> 01:01:54,844
I'm not gonna let him use me.
1696
01:01:54,877 --> 01:01:56,045
Why not?
1697
01:01:56,079 --> 01:01:58,081
Because Montez ain't a good person.
1698
01:01:58,114 --> 01:01:59,415
And you are?
1699
01:01:59,449 --> 01:02:02,452
Why? Because you wanna make things better?
1700
01:02:02,485 --> 01:02:04,454
Stop thinking with your heart
1701
01:02:04,487 --> 01:02:06,522
and start thinking with your head.
1702
01:02:06,556 --> 01:02:07,490
Why are you defending him?
1703
01:02:07,523 --> 01:02:09,125
Because I'm a fighter!
1704
01:02:09,158 --> 01:02:10,893
Been one my whole life.
1705
01:02:10,927 --> 01:02:13,029
All I know is hit and don't get hit.
1706
01:02:13,062 --> 01:02:14,530
Just like Montez.
1707
01:02:14,731 --> 01:02:16,332
And you over here taking it personal,
1708
01:02:16,365 --> 01:02:18,234
when there might be something in it for you.
1709
01:02:19,435 --> 01:02:20,336
You can leave now.
1710
01:02:25,141 --> 01:02:26,576
What do you think you gonna do?
1711
01:02:26,609 --> 01:02:28,077
Change the world from the bottom?
1712
01:02:29,946 --> 01:02:31,147
Child, please.
1713
01:02:31,180 --> 01:02:33,316
For you to get what you want in life,
1714
01:02:33,349 --> 01:02:36,319
someone else is gonna have see your value first.
1715
01:02:36,352 --> 01:02:38,521
Someone with power who you probably
1716
01:02:38,554 --> 01:02:40,890
won't agree with, or respect.
1717
01:02:40,923 --> 01:02:44,127
Now once you on top, then you do what you want.
1718
01:02:44,160 --> 01:02:47,029
Be as righteous as you wanna be.
1719
01:02:47,063 --> 01:02:49,565
But ya can't get there by yourself.
1720
01:02:49,599 --> 01:02:51,267
Not in this world.
1721
01:02:51,300 --> 01:02:54,036
It's designed to crush people like us.
1722
01:02:54,070 --> 01:02:57,473
So it all comes down to one question,
1723
01:02:57,507 --> 01:02:59,108
do you wanna be you?
1724
01:03:04,447 --> 01:03:06,249
Or do you wanna be happy?
1725
01:03:10,987 --> 01:03:13,456
[creaking door]
1726
01:03:15,558 --> 01:03:17,059
All right, Marissa.
1727
01:03:17,093 --> 01:03:18,194
What you think?
1728
01:03:20,496 --> 01:03:22,031
Well...
1729
01:03:22,064 --> 01:03:23,432
What if I could change him?
1730
01:03:27,270 --> 01:03:28,504
You getting preachy on me.
1731
01:03:28,538 --> 01:03:30,106
I can change him.
1732
01:03:30,139 --> 01:03:31,140
Watch.
1733
01:03:31,174 --> 01:03:33,109
Hey, Montez!
1734
01:03:33,142 --> 01:03:35,444
Custom handshake!
1735
01:03:35,778 --> 01:03:37,513
[giggling]
1736
01:03:37,547 --> 01:03:39,615
Uh, uh, uh, scurt!
1737
01:03:39,649 --> 01:03:42,151
[funky music]
1738
01:03:48,457 --> 01:03:50,092
[smacking]
1739
01:03:50,126 --> 01:03:51,527
Nikki, meet my little brother.
1740
01:03:51,561 --> 01:03:53,129
The name's Darius.
1741
01:03:53,162 --> 01:03:54,063
Nice to meet you.
1742
01:03:54,096 --> 01:03:55,998
-[cracking] -Ah!
1743
01:03:56,032 --> 01:03:57,600
-The boy is soft as hell. -[shoulder pops]
1744
01:03:57,633 --> 01:03:59,035
And you've already met Granny.
1745
01:03:59,068 --> 01:04:00,937
Ah! Can I call you Granny, too?
1746
01:04:00,970 --> 01:04:02,572
Yeah, for 30 dollars a month.
1747
01:04:02,605 --> 01:04:04,574
I'll help set you up with a payment plan and everything.
1748
01:04:04,607 --> 01:04:06,576
Ha, ha, Granny, you tripping.
1749
01:04:06,609 --> 01:04:08,644
[all laughing]
1750
01:04:11,414 --> 01:04:13,249
[Myboy] I'll die without you, bro!
1751
01:04:13,282 --> 01:04:15,418
[Montez] God damn, I love you guys!
1752
01:04:15,451 --> 01:04:16,919
[Granny] What the hell you just say?
1753
01:04:16,953 --> 01:04:18,654
[Montez] My bad. I ain't say nothin.
1754
01:04:18,688 --> 01:04:20,623
[funky music]
1755
01:04:32,969 --> 01:04:35,238
[funky music]
1756
01:05:00,329 --> 01:05:01,264
Ah!
1757
01:05:03,332 --> 01:05:04,433
[crashing]
1758
01:05:05,768 --> 01:05:08,437
[funky music]
1759
01:05:16,312 --> 01:05:19,148
[whistle blowing]
1760
01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:26,389
[punches thudding]
1761
01:05:40,269 --> 01:05:42,538
[growling]
1762
01:05:50,179 --> 01:05:52,348
[tattoo gun buzzing]
1763
01:05:54,583 --> 01:05:55,518
Yeah!
1764
01:05:57,053 --> 01:05:59,355
[funky music continues]
1765
01:06:19,675 --> 01:06:21,644
[kissing]
1766
01:06:29,151 --> 01:06:31,554
[Announcer] Made in Georgia.
1767
01:06:33,656 --> 01:06:36,692
[light music]
1768
01:06:37,827 --> 01:06:39,228
[Body Stretcher] Man, I'm thirsty!
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