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小姐
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没人
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来
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小姐 走
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福叔
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小姐快走
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快跑
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爹
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你怎么了
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爹
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我是阿香啊
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爹
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我不是你爹
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王有财吃我的孩子
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我要杀他全家
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爹
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师父
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怎么样
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还好
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还来得及
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备法袍
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他的心智被迷住了
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这妖
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应该就在附近
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去
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现形
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八卦镜
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师父
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秋生 文才
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这是幻觉
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千万不要看
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来呀
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起
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来
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破
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金光速现
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师父
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我是想帮你的
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你帮忙躲远一点
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没有啊 师父
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我不是故意的呀我
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只会给我添乱哪
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师父你听我解释
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你看秋生多厉害
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简直有我当年的风采呀
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你看你
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师父 你冤枉我
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早都说平时跟秋生多学点
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你就是不听
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师父
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你说的对
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还 还是师兄厉害
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过奖
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哪里逃
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还是师父厉害
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小姐慢点
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原来就是这只死狐狸搞的鬼
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茅山豪
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快杀了她
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员外
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我自有处置
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妖狐
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看你的道行
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你修炼了百年以上
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为何还在此
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兴风作浪
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王有财
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你还记得你七天之前
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做了些什么事情吗
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七天前
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我明白了
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原来那窝狐狸
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是你的崽子
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我还告诉你
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那三只小狐狸
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都被我煮了吃了
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哎呀
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那滋味
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真是一个鲜哪
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王有财
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我做鬼也不会放过你
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自古
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人妖不两立
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你既已触犯天条
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就休怪我无情了
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起坛
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师父
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封
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哎呀 茅山豪啊
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你果然有两下子啊
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员外过奖
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你救了我的命
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我要表示一下
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拿去喝茶吧
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好
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我记得
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你的纸扎铺
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已经欠了我三个月租金
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这笔钱
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就权当
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利息好了
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喂
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王有财
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你小心遭报应啊
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你
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秋生
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不得无礼
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怎么能跟一个将死之人计较呢
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茅山豪
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你 你
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你什么意思啊
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看你印堂发黑
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双目泛青
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恐怕
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老爷
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老爷
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员外
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你的钱
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都是你的
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好
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豪哥
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你刚才说
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我恐怕
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恐怕
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昨晚没休息好
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茅山豪
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你什么意思你啊
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你明知道我们老爷
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昨晚被折腾个半死
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险些丢了性命
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哎呀 怎么说话
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蘑菇头
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蘑菇头
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你离我闺女远点啊
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阿香
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回家去
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爹
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回屋去
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去吧去吧
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岳父
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岳父大人
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我是看看
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阿香有没有受伤
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我呸
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谁是你岳父啊
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去去去
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茅山豪
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我做事一向公私分明
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你救我全家
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我承你这个情
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我也知道
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你徒弟喜欢我女儿
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但一码归一码
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我不能让我女儿跟他
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过吃糠咽菜的日子
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员外
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话不能这么说啊
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爱情不能用金钱来衡量啊
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况且现在是民国
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年轻人之间流行自由恋爱
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少来了啊
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你这话
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留着你自己说去吧
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都听好了啊
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没有三千块大洋做聘礼
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休想娶我女儿
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师父
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我一个月工钱
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好像才两块
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不就三千大洋吗
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我三天之内给你
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一言为定
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否则
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休想再见到
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阿香一面
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生哥
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不用吹这么大吧
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我自有办法
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生哥
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员外
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告辞
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生哥
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你有什么办法呀
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还没想到
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什么
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来
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小心啊
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使劲 慢点
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来啊
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都麻利着点啊
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慢点慢点
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太上敕令
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超汝孤魂
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鬼魅一切
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四生沾恩
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敕令等众
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急急超生
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三位狐狸小朋友
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希望你们入土为安
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在下面好好表现
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争取
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早日投胎
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师兄 吃饭
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嗯
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没规矩
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让师娘先请嘛
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师娘请用餐
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师父
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师娘
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都过世十几年了
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你怎么还忘不了她呀
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梧桐半死清霜后
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白头鸳鸯失伴飞
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又来了
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都怪你多嘴
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想当年
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我白衣胜雪
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她长发飘飘
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我叫她春卷
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豆包
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她叫我豆包
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豆包
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豆包来了
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豪哥
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您听说没
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西山的施工队
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在腊子口挖出了棺材
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西山
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可不是嘛
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警察局的胡彪队长
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已经带人过去了
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请慢用啊
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嗯
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西山
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根本不是葬人的风水之地
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怎么会有坟墓呢
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文才
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跟我去看看
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好
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师父
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我也去
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秋生 你留在铺里
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还有生意要照顾啊
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噢
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师父 师父
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师父
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我跟师兄说几句话
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哎呀 快快快 快去
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好
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师兄 师兄
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你有没有听说过
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黄妖的传说啊
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当然听过啊
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传说青龙镇
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东南七十里外的乱葬岗
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有只妖精守护着一座宝藏
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等等
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你什么意思啊
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师兄
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你不想看着我和阿香分开吧
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我知道你想让我帮你
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但传说这种事你也信
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你这个脑子
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哪有人见过什么黄妖啊
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师父不是有一本
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茅山秘术吗
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那里面肯定有见妖的法术
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你想要我偷师父的茅山秘术
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不行不行不行
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那是师父的心肝宝贝
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他那么小心眼儿
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被他知道不打死我啊
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算了
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师兄
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那你三天后给我收尸吧
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你要干嘛
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我不想亲眼看着
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阿香跟别人结婚
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所以我准备投河自尽
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师兄
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师父的晚年就交给你了啊
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他常年作恶多端
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得罪那么多妖怪
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肯定是要遭报应的
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到时候他
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瘫痪在床
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或者是
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大小便失禁
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你可不能嫌弃他啊
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留步留步
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我帮你还不行吗
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真的
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一言为定啊
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等等我呀 师父
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慢点啊 师父
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怎么回事啊
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好奇怪啊
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真是奇怪呀
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稀罕啊
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真的从来没见过这样的
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你看这个呀
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头一次见
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就是啊
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队长
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你说这具棺材
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跟其他的都不一样啊
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你懂个屁呀
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这叫人形棺
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只有望族大臣
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才有资格装殓
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来人
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开棺
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住手
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茅山豪
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你来干什么
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胡队长
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西山在风水中
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属于困龙之地
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根本不适合墓葬
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我看这并非墓穴
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而是困煞阵
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来
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你们都来看
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这上面画的是镇尸符
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说明其中定是邪物
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不可轻动
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镇尸符啊这是
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邪物啊
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不能碰
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真是
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真是太对了
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茅山豪
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很危险啊
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我警告你啊
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别在这胡咧咧
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来来来
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把他弄一边去
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好
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你们
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来人
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开棺
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放开我师父
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好 这边
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来
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一二 一
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慢点
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什么味啊这
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真难闻
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这
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来来来
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搭把手来
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使劲推开它来
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一二 走
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这
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这里怎么是这样啊
355
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:02,960
怎么连个陪葬的都没有啊
356
00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:04,080
我早说过
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00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:06,200
困煞阵中不可能有陪葬
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这根本不是墓
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是邪物 是呀
360
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你闭嘴
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00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:09,760
太吓人了
362
00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:11,280
队长 你看
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这具尸体
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经历了百年都没有腐烂
365
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实在是难得一见
366
00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:18,120
正好万国博览会
367
00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:20,000
三天后在本县召开
368
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,080
不如将这件事上报
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00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,120
以它作为本县的代表
370
00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:25,800
在万国博览会展览
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事成之后
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00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:29,760
队长您加官晋爵
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岂不是指日可待
374
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那你还等着干什么
375
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赶紧报告县长去啊
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00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:36,520
是
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快去
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00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:43,080
三一门圣主在此
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三门
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这个三门
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是什么门啊
382
00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:50,840
是古代的一门邪教
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两百年前已经绝迹了
384
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没想到
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在此重见天日
386
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:56,960
我明白了 胡队长
387
00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:58,720
这不是人的尸体
388
00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:00,480
而是三一门
389
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:02,840
历代供奉着的山魈
390
00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:04,840
啥 啥妖
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你问我
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00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:07,160
我怎么知道是啥
393
00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:08,280
啥 啥妖啊
394
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:09,640
万物皆有灵性
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00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,040
历久成精
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00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,120
这个圣物
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应该就是深山里的
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00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:16,480
山魈幻化而来的
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00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,040
山魈啊
400
00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:19,520
山魈
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00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:21,160
那不就是猴子嘛
402
00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:22,480
没错
403
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:23,920
你看
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00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,720
它青面獠牙
405
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:28,200
根本不是人的长相
406
00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:30,840
还有它身上缠着的红线
407
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:32,400
都是用乌鸡血泡过
408
00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:33,480
用来辟邪
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00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:36,560
山魈一旦吸到生人气息
410
00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:37,640
就会复活
411
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:38,880
到时
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00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:40,840
刀枪不入 水火不侵
413
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:42,200
胡队长
414
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:43,680
我怕青龙镇
415
00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:44,680
会有灭顶之灾
416
00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:46,280
不如现在就把这棺材埋回去
417
00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:46,920
还来得及
418
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,800
你给我滚一边子去吧
419
00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:51,680
别在这瞎叭叭
420
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:54,200
什么青面獠牙的
421
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:55,720
你看看
422
00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:56,360
埋回去吧
423
00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:57,320
对呀 埋回去吧
424
00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:57,800
对呀
425
00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,280
我觉得很好看啊
426
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:01,840
多可爱啊
427
00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:02,880
对不对呀
428
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,200
把他给我弄一边去
429
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:07,080
来 弟兄们
430
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,480
急溜溜地给我抬回局里去
431
00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:08,840
走
432
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:09,360
来来来
433
00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:09,840
放开我师父
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00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:10,440
不能抬
435
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:11,320
师父
436
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,920
一二三 走
437
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:15,560
放开我
438
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:18,720
这怎么回事
439
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:20,280
穴迁天变 乌云遮日
440
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:21,320
大凶之兆啊
441
00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:24,360
什么乌云遮日的
442
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:26,680
你看这晴空万里
443
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,040
白云朵朵的
444
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:31,120
都别听他胡扯
445
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:32,320
抬 抬 抬
446
00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:32,960
是
447
00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:59,840
茅山豪 你再胡闹
448
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:01,440
老子真要发飙了
449
00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:03,040
把他给我带回去
450
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:04,920
等一下
451
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:09,200
我错了
452
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:10,760
我错了
453
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:11,960
我错了
454
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:13,080
我错了
455
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:14,400
拜拜
456
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:15,480
带走
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00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:17,480
走
458
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:18,600
我自己能走
459
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:21,000
师父
460
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:22,640
您多保重啊
461
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:24,000
我会去看您的
462
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:27,560
不
463
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:28,800
你们抓我干什么呀
464
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:29,640
放开我
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00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:30,360
抬走
466
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:31,440
放开我呀 我
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00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:32,480
来 一二 起
468
00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:33,320
放开我
469
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:34,360
放开
470
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:46,000
也不知道师父他们怎么样了
471
00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:57,960
茅山豪
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00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:00,680
你不是说
473
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,280
它要是吸了活人气
474
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:04,840
之后就能复活吗
475
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:08,120
那今天就麻烦您两位了
476
00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:10,240
如果我的小可爱
477
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:12,720
真活了
478
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:15,480
那就拜托豪哥了啊
479
00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:16,400
来
480
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:17,600
扶二位坐下
481
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:23,400
二位早点休息啊
482
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:24,720
这个地方很安静
483
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:37,520
两位精神点啊
484
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:38,720
照顾好二位啊
485
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:39,480
是
486
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,080
打扰了各位
487
00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:58,240
打扰了各位
488
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:00,840
打扰了 打扰了啊
489
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:02,640
师父
490
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:04,960
我 好害怕呀
491
00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:06,160
人迟早有一天
492
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:07,400
都会变这样的啦
493
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:08,680
你怕什么
494
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:14,320
师父
495
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:18,360
师父
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00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,560
你躲在这里干什么呀
497
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:21,640
我好怕
498
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:25,240
师父
499
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:27,000
你 你连妖怪都不怕
500
00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:29,280
死人有什么好怕的呀
501
00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:31,080
哎呀
502
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:33,360
不怕不怕啊
503
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:34,920
人都有弱点的嘛
504
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:36,360
我怕死人哪
505
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:37,640
好好好
506
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:38,880
来 不怕不怕啊
507
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:39,720
有我在啊
508
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:40,960
不怕不怕啊
509
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:42,280
师父
510
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:43,800
这 这怎么办啊
511
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,480
山魈出世一天
512
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:50,000
青龙镇就多一分危险
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00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:56,640
快去通知秋生
514
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:59,040
带上纸 笔 墨 刀 剑
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00:23:59,040 --> 00:23:59,720
来警局
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00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:00,960
去
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00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:07,880
天下雨了
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00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:09,160
快点回家
519
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:10,080
下雨咯
520
00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:12,200
还没收衣服呢
521
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:13,560
应该不会来客人了
522
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:14,160
走走走
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00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:16,040
关门啦
524
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:32,560
师父他们到现在还没有回来
525
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,200
肯定是出事了
526
00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:39,920
两位上神
527
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:41,400
师父没了
528
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,040
我就是唯一的继承人啊
529
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:47,000
可是我现在的本事还不够啊
530
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:48,760
我该怎么办
531
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:53,320
什么
532
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:55,320
茅山秘术
533
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:58,560
我真的可以学习茅山秘术吗
534
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:03,280
好吧
535
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:06,040
为了继承师父的衣钵
536
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:08,160
我勉强答应了
537
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:10,400
多谢两位上神
538
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:35,160
奇怪了
539
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:37,480
藏哪了
540
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:42,400
茅山秘术
541
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:46,000
师父生性奸诈
542
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:47,880
放这么明显的地方
543
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:49,600
肯定有机关
544
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:04,040
看来是我错怪师父了
545
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:05,200
畜生
546
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:06,200
给我放下
547
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:10,000
我就知道是你
548
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:12,280
你这个不孝之徒秋生
549
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:13,760
师父
550
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:14,720
对不起对不起
551
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:16,160
都是文才让我拿的
552
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:16,920
畜生
553
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:17,920
给我放下
554
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:19,800
我就知道是你
555
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:21,640
你这个不孝之徒文才
556
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,480
师父 好冷啊
557
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:52,720
能不能
558
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:54,680
给我穿一件你的衣服啊
559
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:00,240
好主意
560
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:15,280
师父为了你
561
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:16,880
什么都愿意做
562
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:23,400
师父
563
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:28,520
茅山秘术十四卷
564
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:29,920
见妖术
565
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:31,880
入夜时分
566
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:33,680
寻一十字街口
567
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:36,920
在四方摆定四碗生糯米饭
568
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:38,960
各插一炷香
569
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:48,120
升天灯两盏
570
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:50,400
默念妖名
571
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:57,760
将头置于裆下后望
572
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:02,000
可见一空马车
573
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:06,600
上车徐行
574
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,160
便至妖处
575
00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:11,080
中途不可外望
576
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:12,480
切记
577
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:13,920
切记
578
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:33,160
冤枉啊 我冤枉啊
579
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:40,520
我不知道
580
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:42,440
不知道啊
581
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:52,320
你来了
582
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:55,120
我来了
583
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:58,200
我想发财可不可以
584
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:00,720
给我你的生辰八字
585
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:11,480
你到底是人是鬼
586
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:14,240
你掀开帘子看看不就知道了
587
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:15,400
你以为我不敢呀
588
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:15,720
你
589
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:17,280
是人是鬼
590
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:22,040
非人非鬼
591
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:26,000
我是黄仙子
592
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:29,120
原来你就是黄妖
593
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:30,840
仙子
594
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:32,400
拿来吧
595
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:33,960
拿什么
596
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:35,280
当然是钱了
597
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:38,120
传说你守护着一座宝藏
598
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:39,760
只要见到你
599
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:41,360
就能富甲天下
600
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:46,400
又是一个贪心之人
601
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:48,640
你难道不知道
602
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:50,600
黄仙借财
603
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:53,160
需以命还
604
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:03,000
演不下去了
605
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:05,280
你这只小妖精
606
00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:07,280
把戏早就被我看穿了
607
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:09,440
生辰八字不是你的
608
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:20,560
你做什么
609
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:21,800
我
610
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:23,960
我热
611
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:25,080
你到底是什么人
612
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:26,720
我
613
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:30,160
青龙镇赫赫有名的
614
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:32,040
捉妖天师茅山豪
615
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:34,840
的大徒弟秋生就是我
616
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:35,880
你是捉妖师
617
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:37,280
何门何派
618
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:40,600
我师父既不修佛也不学道
619
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:42,440
只是受到高人指点
620
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:43,880
获得法术秘籍
621
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:44,880
因此
622
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:46,160
自成一派
623
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:47,440
废话真多
624
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:52,960
一看咱们就实力相当
625
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:53,800
别打了
626
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:55,120
我也不是来捉你的
627
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:56,040
既然
628
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:57,280
你不想给钱
629
00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:59,040
那就一拍两散咯
630
00:31:59,360 --> 00:31:59,880
哎
631
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:03,680
你这个人倒是还挺有意思的
632
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:06,440
你要多少钱
633
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:09,320
你改变主意了
634
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:11,320
我要三千大洋
635
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:16,600
来这里都是要金山银山的
636
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:18,640
你为什么只要三千大洋
637
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,080
都怪我那没出息的师弟文才
638
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:24,760
偏偏喜欢上了
639
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:25,840
镇上最势利眼的
640
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:27,200
王员外家的千金
641
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:28,920
聘礼要三千大洋
642
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:33,160
你这个人倒是还挺讲义气的
643
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:34,280
好
644
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:35,480
我给你
645
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:05,240
够了
646
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:05,840
够
647
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:10,560
朋友
648
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:12,280
改天请你喝茶啊
649
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:31,400
你到底是冷还是热啊
650
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:34,280
冰火两重天啊师父
651
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:44,960
猫属阴
652
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:46,720
容易触发妖变
653
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:47,920
快赶走 赶快走
654
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:48,880
好好好 好
655
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:54,640
师父
656
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:55,200
这
657
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:56,000
棺 棺
658
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,320
棺材盖怎么打开了
659
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:04,960
可能是吸到了猫的妖气啊
660
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:05,800
赶快走
661
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:18,760
文才
662
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:37,719
文才
663
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:42,040
师父
664
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:44,040
我怎么觉得嘴巴有点麻呀
665
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:47,239
没事没事
666
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:48,320
好性感哪
667
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:49,280
来
668
00:34:49,679 --> 00:34:50,960
你现在尸气入体呀
669
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:52,280
快把这个符灰呀
670
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:53,040
把它吃了
671
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:57,840
愿不愿意
672
00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:59,360
听师父的话吃这个符
673
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:01,000
我愿意 我愿意
674
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:03,400
好
675
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:05,280
好不好吃呀
676
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:06,240
好吃好吃
677
00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:06,800
好吃吧
678
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:07,600
好吃
679
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:08,520
师父为了你
680
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:10,040
什么都愿意做
681
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:11,560
好吃
682
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:12,960
好吃啊
683
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:13,960
师父对你好吧
684
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:14,400
好
685
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:15,160
后面
686
00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:19,240
师父
687
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:20,160
现在怎么办啊
688
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:26,160
不要说话
689
00:35:26,720 --> 00:35:29,120
它眼睛看不见
690
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:51,200
八方威神 斩妖度人
691
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:51,920
起
692
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:27,720
我正要和你说
693
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,120
茅山豪
694
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:37,760
你两人这是
695
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:39,040
又耍了什么花样
696
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:40,120
山魈复活了
697
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:41,680
你给我闭上嘴 蘑菇头
698
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:44,080
它要是真复活了
699
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:44,840
你两人还能
700
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:46,200
囫囵地站在这儿了呀
701
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:48,240
真以为我彪是吧
702
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:49,880
本队长用腚
703
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:53,440
也能猜到
704
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:55,040
就是你两人想出去
705
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:55,920
玩的花样
706
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:56,680
队长你听我说
707
00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:57,800
你现在什么也不用说
708
00:36:58,800 --> 00:36:59,640
小可爱
709
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:01,520
现在属于国宝
710
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:03,480
你两个人的行为
711
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:05,960
现在已经属于侮辱国宝罪了
712
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:06,840
我跟你说
713
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:11,520
干什么
714
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:13,680
都给我老实点
715
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:14,480
听着没啊
716
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:16,880
多可爱啊
717
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,000
多好看
718
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:20,680
你两人这么弄
719
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:22,920
我就不明白了我就
720
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:30,000
茅山豪
721
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:32,160
你又耍的什么花样
722
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:32,680
我
723
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:45,840
不是
724
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:46,560
它
725
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:56,440
我和你说
726
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,120
山魈复活了你还不相信
727
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:00,760
我信了信了信了
728
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:01,640
豪哥
729
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:03,040
你大慈大悲
730
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:04,920
那
731
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:06,120
这个东西
732
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:07,080
它现在怎么弄
733
00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:08,720
这个山魈啊
734
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:09,720
现在刀枪不入
735
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:10,720
水火不侵哪
736
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:12,240
一般方法降服不了
737
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:14,680
只有用炼钢厂的钢水
738
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:15,640
才能将其炼化
739
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,120
那 那不行啊
740
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:20,040
山魈的事咱已经报上去了
741
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:21,960
如果不能参加展览会的话
742
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:25,200
弟兄我这个官帽掉了还不说
743
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:27,280
可能还得蹲大牢
744
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:28,720
豪哥
745
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:31,200
你是降妖捉怪的天师
746
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:33,120
又生的这么
747
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:34,600
玉树临风
748
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:35,760
相貌堂堂
749
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:36,720
高大威猛
750
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:37,640
对不对
751
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:39,600
你肯定有办法
752
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:44,680
有一个办法
753
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:50,320
我暂时把山魈的七窍封住
754
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:51,600
封住以后呢
755
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,360
便嗅不到活人的气息
756
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:54,600
那就不会复活了
757
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:55,280
但是
758
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:56,760
展出结束之后呢
759
00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:58,800
你一定要将其炼化
760
00:38:59,240 --> 00:39:00,000
好好好
761
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:00,840
一定一定
762
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:01,400
放心
763
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:01,880
好
764
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:03,000
那我现在回去准备
765
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:06,160
你呀
766
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:07,360
刚才和那个
767
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:11,320
我怕你妖变呀
768
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:13,000
你吞了这个符
769
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:18,200
还有
770
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:20,080
你要剪一下山魈的脚趾甲
771
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:21,200
磨成粉
772
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:22,280
用温水
773
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:23,320
吞服
774
00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:24,840
好好
775
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:25,960
听着没啊
776
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:26,920
快快快 去去去
777
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:27,520
是
778
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:35,440
师父
779
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:37,600
被山魈抓伤
780
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:38,680
真的会妖变吗
781
00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:39,800
我耍他们的
782
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:55,120
一块吧 来吧
783
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:56,120
来吧来吧
784
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:57,520
来来来 快点
785
00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:58,800
快点
786
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:00,320
来
787
00:40:02,240 --> 00:40:02,960
干了
788
00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:07,480
来 快快快
789
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:14,880
快点
790
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:18,240
师兄
791
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:20,080
师兄
792
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:21,560
师兄
793
00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:25,120
死妖精
794
00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:26,080
敢耍我
795
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:28,160
师兄
796
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:28,920
师父找你
797
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:30,800
收到
798
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:32,520
师兄
799
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:33,360
昨夜那事
800
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:34,320
办的怎么样啊
801
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:36,440
特别顺利
802
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:39,720
靠谱
803
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:41,440
小意思
804
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:42,480
小意思
805
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:43,280
耶
806
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:53,840
我真的没想过
807
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:55,120
我会伤害到你
808
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:57,520
我们之间就是缺少了点缘分
809
00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,360
如果时光可以倒流
810
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:01,280
我绝不会再错过你
811
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:02,920
对不起
812
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:03,840
师父
813
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:04,800
我错了
814
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:19,840
秋生 文才
815
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:20,360
哎
816
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:20,920
师父
817
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:21,520
师父
818
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:24,000
今天要找齐三样
819
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:25,720
克制山魈的辟邪之物
820
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:28,080
什么
821
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:29,240
女人肚兜
822
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:30,840
黑驴蹄子
823
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:31,960
童子尿
824
00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:34,360
女人肚兜要少女
825
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:35,880
黑驴蹄子要公驴
826
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:36,800
童子尿
827
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:38,240
三十岁以上的童子
828
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:41,320
师父
829
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:43,320
那我们去找东西
830
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:44,360
您干嘛呀
831
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:46,320
对呀 师父
832
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:57,120
你们说呢
833
00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:58,320
师父
834
00:41:58,640 --> 00:41:59,600
打扰了 师父
835
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:02,680
走
836
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:07,000
来啊来啊
837
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:09,800
都新鲜的
838
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:12,560
快点来看看呀
839
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:17,520
眼光真好
840
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:18,280
拿着啊
841
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:22,640
来瞧一瞧 看一看啦
842
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:26,600
慢走啊
843
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:29,080
做工特别好
844
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:29,640
来啊
845
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:33,160
过来啦
846
00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:33,920
好久没见了
847
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:34,640
您慢走
848
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:35,680
师兄
849
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:39,120
你说的办法究竟管不管用啊
850
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:43,280
百试不爽
851
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:45,200
分头行动
852
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:47,760
都是好东西
853
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:50,720
来这给您
854
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:52,200
便宜卖咯
855
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:54,880
美女
856
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:56,880
你要干嘛
857
00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:58,280
可否借你的
858
00:42:58,960 --> 00:42:59,760
肚兜
859
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:00,960
一用
860
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:02,640
你流氓
861
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:05,120
姑娘
862
00:43:05,240 --> 00:43:06,360
可否借肚兜一用
863
00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:07,880
流氓
864
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:10,920
帮帮忙嘛
865
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:11,880
流氓
866
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:19,080
我什么都没说你就打我
867
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:19,760
她们说
868
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:20,280
见面
869
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:21,320
先打你就对了
870
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:29,040
师兄
871
00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:30,320
你这什么破主意呀
872
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:31,200
你看看
873
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:32,920
你看看我的脸
874
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:35,320
这点挫折算什么
875
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:37,760
我还有个办法
876
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:45,120
也不知道师兄的隐身符
877
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:46,280
到底灵不灵啊
878
00:43:48,240 --> 00:43:49,440
不管了 拼了
879
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:57,600
老板
880
00:43:58,040 --> 00:43:59,280
有黑驴蹄子卖吗
881
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:00,680
有
882
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:01,400
你稍等啊
883
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:06,600
来 给您包好了
884
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:09,760
五毛钱
885
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:12,720
谢了啊
886
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:14,600
慢走您啊
887
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,480
阿香这么好的姑娘
888
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:54,040
我还没娶进门呢
889
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:55,960
怎么能偷看她呢
890
00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:57,600
不行
891
00:44:58,120 --> 00:44:59,080
绝对不行
892
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:19,000
也不知道文才
893
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,200
现在在干什么
894
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:28,160
你是谁
895
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:30,720
我是文才啊
896
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:31,760
你呢
897
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:34,720
我是阿香呀
898
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:37,120
阿香啊
899
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:39,120
我好想你啊
900
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:40,760
文才
901
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:42,160
我也是
902
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:50,840
文才
903
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:51,400
哎
904
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:53,240
谁呀
905
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:54,680
谁在这啊
906
00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:20,360
小姐 我可以进来吗
907
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,040
进来吧 铃儿
908
00:46:33,720 --> 00:46:34,560
小姐 来
909
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:41,600
小姐
910
00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:42,640
去试一下脂粉店
911
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:43,880
新到的爽肤水吧
912
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:45,120
好啊
913
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:46,960
那我们现在就走
914
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:49,400
我们换好衣服就出门吧
915
00:46:58,160 --> 00:46:59,320
小姐你看他
916
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:02,120
你个死文才
917
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:03,360
我爹说的没错
918
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:05,160
你又穷又傻又没出息
919
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:07,160
你还是个好色之徒
920
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:08,480
阿香
921
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:10,200
你错怪我了
922
00:47:10,720 --> 00:47:11,240
是
923
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:12,640
是师父让我做的
924
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:14,480
豪哥
925
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:18,240
豪哥
926
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:19,880
没想到你是这种人
927
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:22,880
阿香
928
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:24,080
你听我说啊
929
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:25,200
事情不是这样的
930
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:26,760
女人肚兜
931
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:27,800
黑驴蹄子
932
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:29,120
还有童子尿
933
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:31,000
是要对付山魈的
934
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:35,720
那你怎么不早说呀
935
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:36,320
我
936
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:37,560
我说你呀
937
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:38,200
我
938
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:39,560
我
939
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:41,160
我那时候怎么跟你解释嘛
940
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:44,920
师父
941
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,160
黑驴蹄子 女人肚兜都有了
942
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:49,840
就差童子尿了
943
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:53,280
没用
944
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:56,120
师父说
945
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:58,360
要找这三十岁以上的童子
946
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:00,840
而且要越老越极品
947
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:02,280
我就说我找遍了
948
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:03,360
这整个青龙镇
949
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:04,360
也没有找到
950
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:05,800
三十岁以上的童子啊
951
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:07,080
就算有
952
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:08,080
那得多丑呀
953
00:48:08,240 --> 00:48:09,720
三十岁还没老婆
954
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:13,840
也许是功能有障碍
955
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:16,120
要果真如此的话
956
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:17,520
那得多惨呀
957
00:48:18,240 --> 00:48:19,360
要真活成这样
958
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:21,480
还不如死了算了
959
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:26,360
拿去用
960
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:28,400
什么都用我的
961
00:48:57,880 --> 00:48:58,720
驴蹄塞口
962
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:04,280
肚兜蒙眼
963
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:18,880
童子尿灌耳
964
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:32,440
朱砂封体
965
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:35,800
胡队长
966
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:38,160
山魈的七窍已被我封住
967
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:39,240
短时间内
968
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:40,200
应该不会复活了
969
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:42,440
豪哥
970
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:43,800
救命之恩
971
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:46,080
胡彪永远记在心里
972
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:47,440
弟兄们
973
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:49,520
向豪哥 致敬
974
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:55,680
向豪哥致敬
975
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:57,440
应该的 应该的
976
00:49:57,440 --> 00:50:00,280
向豪哥致敬
977
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:03,080
向豪哥致敬
978
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:03,800
应该的
979
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:04,440
向豪哥致敬
980
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:05,160
师父
981
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:06,320
扶我一把
982
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:13,080
向豪哥致敬
983
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:14,000
向豪哥致敬
984
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:51,920
你来了
985
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:55,560
我来了
986
00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:57,960
我想发财可不可以
987
00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:00,640
给我你的生辰八字
988
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:15,960
哪里逃
989
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:26,560
怎么又是你
990
00:51:27,240 --> 00:51:28,280
你又来干什么
991
00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:31,960
我师父说的果然没错
992
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:33,840
妖就是妖
993
00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:35,160
没一个好东西
994
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:36,760
狡诈
995
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:45,520
喂
996
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:46,880
你哭什么呀
997
00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:48,880
你以为
998
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:51,720
人家天生就想做妖吗
999
00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:57,840
好了好了
1000
00:51:58,680 --> 00:51:59,640
反正我也没吃亏
1001
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:01,200
我先走了
1002
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:08,800
你玩阴的
1003
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:11,000
你师父不是告诉过你吗
1004
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:13,160
妖就是妖
1005
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:15,760
很狡诈的
1006
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:16,480
你
1007
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:18,200
你有本事放我下来
1008
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:19,440
放我下来咱们单挑
1009
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:23,200
咱们的账一笔勾销了
1010
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:25,800
还有
1011
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:28,520
我这里根本就没有什么宝藏
1012
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:29,640
没有
1013
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:31,120
没有为什么那么多人
1014
00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:32,720
都是你们人类以讹传讹
1015
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:34,960
我原本就是一个普通的小妖
1016
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:36,120
从来没有害过谁
1017
00:52:36,720 --> 00:52:38,560
却被你们的谣言搅得不得安宁
1018
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:39,560
说什么天下的妖
1019
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:40,640
没有一个好东西
1020
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:42,240
我看你们人才是呢
1021
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:51,640
你和你的师父
1022
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:54,640
都不是什么好东西
1023
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:57,640
骂我师父可以
1024
00:52:58,200 --> 00:52:59,280
骂我就不对了
1025
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:06,720
谁骂我
1026
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:08,160
还两次
1027
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:15,040
你放我下来呀
1028
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:22,760
你为什么不离开这儿啊
1029
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:24,640
这样不就没人骚扰你了吗
1030
00:53:26,240 --> 00:53:27,680
你以为离开那么容易呀
1031
00:53:28,720 --> 00:53:29,520
我已经在这里
1032
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:31,320
修炼一百三十多年了
1033
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:33,280
还要二十年才小有所成
1034
00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:35,960
贸然离开很容易魂飞魄散的
1035
00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:38,680
你都一百多岁啦
1036
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:39,280
嗯
1037
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:42,480
那不成老太婆子了吗
1038
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:43,520
呸
1039
00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:45,440
你才老太婆呢
1040
00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:50,280
如果有一天
1041
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:51,760
你到了人间
1042
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:53,480
你最想做什么
1043
00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:55,440
吃
1044
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:01,120
我常常偷听上坟那些人说
1045
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:02,960
人间有许多美味
1046
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:04,840
可惜从没见过
1047
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:07,240
如果有一天我离开了这里
1048
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:08,480
我一定要吃吃吃
1049
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:10,160
吃遍整个青龙镇
1050
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:24,280
给
1051
00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:32,880
这是什么
1052
00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:34,000
桂花糕啊
1053
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:36,120
本来是给我干娘买的
1054
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:37,440
算便宜你了
1055
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:54,320
你慢点吃
1056
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:55,720
又没人跟你抢
1057
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:01,040
你干娘
1058
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:02,720
一定很疼你吧
1059
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:05,480
不像我
1060
00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:08,680
从小没见过爹娘
1061
00:55:11,240 --> 00:55:12,640
我干娘岂止疼我
1062
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:15,160
还从来不打我不骂我
1063
00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:17,920
也从来不跟我说话
1064
00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:18,960
啊
1065
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:21,400
我师父说
1066
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:23,400
我天生杀破狼命格
1067
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:24,800
天生绝命
1068
00:55:25,240 --> 00:55:25,840
于是呢
1069
00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:28,240
给我找了棵榆树当干娘
1070
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:36,240
真羡慕人间那些女孩子
1071
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:39,680
可以在太阳底下逛集市
1072
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:41,240
买胭脂
1073
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:43,200
还有
1074
00:55:44,240 --> 00:55:45,000
桂花糕
1075
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:49,760
她们每天都能做的事情
1076
00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:53,080
我却还要再等上一百多年
1077
00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:56,080
你说
1078
00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:58,560
做妖有什么好
1079
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:03,240
坏了
1080
00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:04,440
天马上亮了
1081
00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:05,960
回去师父得骂死我
1082
00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:06,880
我先走了啊
1083
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:07,560
哎
1084
00:56:08,720 --> 00:56:09,240
对了
1085
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:10,920
今天晚上我再来找你
1086
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:30,560
干娘
1087
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:33,000
保佑我早日娶阿香进门
1088
00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:46,680
文才
1089
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:50,320
师父醒了吗
1090
00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:51,960
醒了
1091
00:56:52,240 --> 00:56:53,120
又睡着了
1092
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:55,840
师父真是年纪大了啊
1093
00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:57,120
这么嗜睡啊
1094
00:56:59,200 --> 00:56:59,720
师父
1095
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:01,520
你
1096
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:03,240
流鼻血了
1097
00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:08,720
你昨晚去哪了
1098
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:10,640
我
1099
00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:12,480
师父您的衣服还没洗
1100
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:13,080
过来
1101
00:57:17,640 --> 00:57:19,160
魂虚而无神
1102
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:21,920
影子淡如青墨
1103
00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:23,400
你知不知道这叫什么
1104
00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:26,120
师父
1105
00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:27,160
叫什么呀
1106
00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:28,600
这叫魂淡
1107
00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:32,720
好自为之啊
1108
00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:38,240
师兄
1109
00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:40,480
你 你看看你多混蛋哪
1110
00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:41,720
你混蛋
1111
00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:42,560
行行行
1112
00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:43,480
混蛋
1113
00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:13,840
师父
1114
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:15,840
我有点事先出去一下
1115
00:59:58,600 --> 00:59:59,400
这是什么
1116
00:59:59,800 --> 01:00:00,600
胭脂啊
1117
01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:09,360
你
1118
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:10,440
不会画呀
1119
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:11,240
我
1120
01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:13,160
当然会画啊
1121
01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:23,800
秋生文才长大了
1122
01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:26,480
虽然总给我添乱
1123
01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:29,480
但总归是健健康康的
1124
01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:33,440
你活着该多好
1125
01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:35,400
那样用不了多久
1126
01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:37,840
我们就可以田园牧歌
1127
01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:39,160
平淡生活了
1128
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:39,920
师父
1129
01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:41,880
师父
1130
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:43,200
师父
1131
01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:45,520
我 看到
1132
01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:47,080
师 师兄被
1133
01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:48,840
师兄 师兄
1134
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:50,560
师兄被妖怪迷住了
1135
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:53,040
果然不出我所料
1136
01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:54,480
走
1137
01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:01,920
画好了
1138
01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:08,920
好看吗
1139
01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:11,600
好看
1140
01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:16,000
可惜没有镜子
1141
01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:21,680
鬼呀
1142
01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:23,960
小心
1143
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:31,400
我
1144
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:33,360
我还不知道你叫什么名字呢
1145
01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:38,560
我没有名字
1146
01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:41,360
大家都叫我黄妖
1147
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:46,560
你总是一身素衣
1148
01:01:46,760 --> 01:01:47,720
不如叫你素素吧
1149
01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:49,520
素素
1150
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:51,880
素素
1151
01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:54,600
好俗气的名字
1152
01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:55,880
我才不要呢
1153
01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:35,600
豪哥 你找我
1154
01:02:38,600 --> 01:02:39,240
今晚
1155
01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:41,200
我要和文才元神出窍
1156
01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:42,600
元神出窍 元神出窍
1157
01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:44,200
嗯
1158
01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:50,800
根据文才所讲
1159
01:02:51,360 --> 01:02:52,640
迷惑秋生的妖怪
1160
01:02:52,640 --> 01:02:53,680
设下了结界
1161
01:02:54,240 --> 01:02:56,000
所以只闻其声不见其人
1162
01:02:56,760 --> 01:02:58,040
我们只有元神出窍
1163
01:02:58,320 --> 01:02:59,640
才能进入其结界
1164
01:03:17,440 --> 01:03:19,240
回去又要被师父骂死喽
1165
01:03:20,960 --> 01:03:22,280
你很怕你师父吗
1166
01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:24,920
不是怕
1167
01:03:25,360 --> 01:03:26,280
是尊重
1168
01:03:29,160 --> 01:03:30,360
我师娘和你一样
1169
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:31,800
也是妖
1170
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:34,560
原本我师父嫉妖如仇
1171
01:03:35,160 --> 01:03:36,240
逢妖必除
1172
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:38,080
直到遇见我师娘
1173
01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:41,040
后来师父被恶灵报复
1174
01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:42,840
师娘为了救他
1175
01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:44,360
魂魄被打散
1176
01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:46,160
永世不得超生
1177
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:49,760
从那以后
1178
01:03:50,240 --> 01:03:51,800
师父就不再除妖了
1179
01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:54,480
而是把它们收入坛中
1180
01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:56,360
潜心帮它们超度
1181
01:04:19,520 --> 01:04:20,200
文才
1182
01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:21,600
记不记得口诀啊
1183
01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:47,960
阿香这边哪
1184
01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:51,600
元神出窍只有一盏灯的时间
1185
01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:53,680
看好我们的肉身
1186
01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:55,560
我们走后
1187
01:04:55,720 --> 01:04:57,680
把我们的肉身放到供桌下面
1188
01:04:58,000 --> 01:04:58,640
切记
1189
01:04:59,080 --> 01:05:00,320
灯千万不能熄灭
1190
01:05:00,640 --> 01:05:01,240
灯一灭
1191
01:05:01,240 --> 01:05:02,480
我们就会魂飞魄散
1192
01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:07,240
阿香
1193
01:05:07,560 --> 01:05:08,600
待会如果出事的话
1194
01:05:09,240 --> 01:05:10,360
记得先救我
1195
01:05:12,160 --> 01:05:12,680
文才
1196
01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:13,600
走
1197
01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:14,120
噢
1198
01:05:15,840 --> 01:05:16,400
师父
1199
01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:18,040
你刚才跟阿香说什么呀
1200
01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:18,760
我跟她说
1201
01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:19,920
无论发生什么事
1202
01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:21,440
一定让她先救你
1203
01:05:22,120 --> 01:05:22,720
师父 文才
1204
01:05:22,720 --> 01:05:23,640
谢谢 为了你
1205
01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:25,120
为师什么事情都愿意做
1206
01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:26,320
谢谢师父
1207
01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:48,280
什么声音
1208
01:05:48,280 --> 01:05:48,800
过去看看
1209
01:06:11,240 --> 01:06:11,880
别动
1210
01:06:22,920 --> 01:06:25,240
救命啊 救命啊
1211
01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:13,760
哎呀
1212
01:07:13,880 --> 01:07:14,680
哎呦 别 别
1213
01:07:14,920 --> 01:07:15,760
别把衣服给我脱了
1214
01:07:15,760 --> 01:07:16,320
小可爱
1215
01:07:16,320 --> 01:07:17,200
不是不是不是
1216
01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:18,280
你别碰到了
1217
01:07:18,680 --> 01:07:19,280
哎呦
1218
01:07:19,520 --> 01:07:20,400
救命
1219
01:07:20,680 --> 01:07:22,200
哎呦我错了 我错了
1220
01:07:22,200 --> 01:07:23,120
哎呦 小可爱
1221
01:07:23,680 --> 01:07:24,600
救 救 救
1222
01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:26,040
哎呦 妈呀
1223
01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:27,120
哎呦我的娘啊
1224
01:07:27,120 --> 01:07:28,680
哎呦 哎呦
1225
01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:45,280
师父
1226
01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:46,880
师兄就是在这里消失的
1227
01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:11,080
师父
1228
01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:13,280
别有洞天啊
1229
01:08:13,520 --> 01:08:14,120
嘘
1230
01:09:48,960 --> 01:09:49,840
在那儿 师父
1231
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:54,520
文才
1232
01:09:54,920 --> 01:09:55,880
纸笔墨刀剑
1233
01:09:55,880 --> 01:09:56,400
嗯
1234
01:10:03,760 --> 01:10:04,280
师父
1235
01:10:04,400 --> 01:10:05,680
什么是纸笔墨刀剑啊
1236
01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:08,720
黄纸 红笔 黑墨
1237
01:10:09,040 --> 01:10:10,080
真刀木剑嘛
1238
01:10:18,720 --> 01:10:19,240
师父
1239
01:10:19,440 --> 01:10:20,240
来得太匆忙了
1240
01:10:20,760 --> 01:10:21,640
只带了一把
1241
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:22,960
小剑
1242
01:10:24,920 --> 01:10:25,880
你留着自己用吧
1243
01:10:26,480 --> 01:10:27,720
师父自有神功护体
1244
01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:42,240
师父 你等等我呀
1245
01:11:45,240 --> 01:11:46,200
师父 小心啊
1246
01:11:55,280 --> 01:11:55,920
师父
1247
01:11:56,160 --> 01:11:57,120
不要啊 师父
1248
01:11:58,640 --> 01:11:59,560
秋生你做什么
1249
01:11:59,720 --> 01:12:00,520
她是妖精啊
1250
01:12:00,600 --> 01:12:00,960
可
1251
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:02,200
她是好的妖精啊
1252
01:12:02,360 --> 01:12:02,880
胡说
1253
01:12:03,240 --> 01:12:04,040
妖就是妖
1254
01:12:04,360 --> 01:12:05,280
哪有好坏之分
1255
01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:06,040
有的
1256
01:12:06,760 --> 01:12:07,960
她就像师娘一样
1257
01:12:08,160 --> 01:12:10,160
从来没做过伤天害理的事情
1258
01:12:10,520 --> 01:12:11,080
师父
1259
01:12:11,280 --> 01:12:12,240
我求您饶她一命
1260
01:12:12,480 --> 01:12:13,440
您放过她吧
1261
01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:19,960
你看看你的手
1262
01:12:26,360 --> 01:12:27,000
你是人
1263
01:12:27,600 --> 01:12:28,360
她是妖
1264
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:30,240
你们注定不能在一起
1265
01:12:31,080 --> 01:12:32,160
跟她多待一刻
1266
01:12:32,680 --> 01:12:34,000
黑线就会多长一分
1267
01:12:35,560 --> 01:12:36,320
你现在已经
1268
01:12:36,400 --> 01:12:37,600
离死期不远了
1269
01:12:38,440 --> 01:12:39,000
你
1270
01:12:40,240 --> 01:12:41,120
人妖殊途
1271
01:12:42,200 --> 01:12:43,160
你们两个在一起
1272
01:12:43,680 --> 01:12:44,840
不是他害死你
1273
01:12:45,400 --> 01:12:46,440
就是你害死他
1274
01:12:51,320 --> 01:12:52,000
秋生
1275
01:12:52,920 --> 01:12:54,680
你忘了你师娘是怎么死的吗
1276
01:13:01,760 --> 01:13:02,640
秋生
1277
01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:04,920
对不起
1278
01:13:05,960 --> 01:13:07,800
我不知道会是这样的
1279
01:13:11,960 --> 01:13:12,680
师父
1280
01:13:13,680 --> 01:13:14,880
你杀了我吧
1281
01:13:16,880 --> 01:13:17,440
师父
1282
01:13:17,720 --> 01:13:18,320
不要啊
1283
01:13:18,760 --> 01:13:19,520
我答应你
1284
01:13:20,080 --> 01:13:21,720
我这辈子都不再见她了
1285
01:13:21,880 --> 01:13:22,480
师父
1286
01:13:23,160 --> 01:13:24,520
你就答应师兄吧
1287
01:13:28,040 --> 01:13:29,120
人世事
1288
01:13:29,880 --> 01:13:30,920
几完缺
1289
01:13:34,560 --> 01:13:35,240
走吧
1290
01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:06,280
师兄 咱们走吧
1291
01:14:08,560 --> 01:14:09,120
师父
1292
01:14:09,440 --> 01:14:10,280
手 手
1293
01:14:10,760 --> 01:14:11,680
手没了
1294
01:14:12,640 --> 01:14:13,120
坏了
1295
01:14:13,480 --> 01:14:14,520
阿香可能出事了
1296
01:14:14,920 --> 01:14:15,360
走
1297
01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:17,360
走
1298
01:14:51,680 --> 01:14:52,360
阿香
1299
01:14:52,720 --> 01:14:53,320
等一下
1300
01:14:54,080 --> 01:14:54,680
先归位
1301
01:15:04,040 --> 01:15:05,160
阿香
1302
01:15:05,520 --> 01:15:06,200
你没事吧
1303
01:15:06,440 --> 01:15:07,920
你怎么才来呀
1304
01:15:08,560 --> 01:15:09,160
对不起
1305
01:15:09,280 --> 01:15:10,160
有山魈来过
1306
01:15:10,160 --> 01:15:11,160
没事啦没事啦
1307
01:15:11,640 --> 01:15:12,400
不哭不哭
1308
01:15:13,120 --> 01:15:13,840
好啦好啦
1309
01:15:14,240 --> 01:15:14,880
我们来了
1310
01:15:22,760 --> 01:15:23,480
师父
1311
01:15:23,840 --> 01:15:24,840
发生什么事了
1312
01:15:25,560 --> 01:15:26,440
现在山魈
1313
01:15:26,520 --> 01:15:28,000
吸了这么多妖精的元神
1314
01:15:28,240 --> 01:15:29,000
已经成了气候
1315
01:15:29,240 --> 01:15:30,320
恐怕再出现的时候
1316
01:15:30,800 --> 01:15:32,280
大罗金仙也没有办法了
1317
01:15:34,440 --> 01:15:36,640
豪哥 豪哥
1318
01:15:38,840 --> 01:15:39,920
山 山
1319
01:15:39,960 --> 01:15:41,480
山魈它又活了
1320
01:15:41,600 --> 01:15:42,080
我已经知道了
1321
01:15:42,080 --> 01:15:43,200
我说今天晚上
1322
01:15:43,200 --> 01:15:44,320
就是万国博览会了
1323
01:15:44,320 --> 01:15:45,360
山魈没有了
1324
01:15:45,360 --> 01:15:46,720
这出大事了
1325
01:15:47,080 --> 01:15:47,880
你先别着急
1326
01:15:48,120 --> 01:15:49,000
带我去停尸间看看
1327
01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:49,760
快快快
1328
01:15:51,880 --> 01:15:52,800
走 快点
1329
01:16:26,200 --> 01:16:27,000
黑猫
1330
01:16:28,480 --> 01:16:29,040
秋生
1331
01:16:29,680 --> 01:16:30,880
你买黑驴蹄子的时候
1332
01:16:30,960 --> 01:16:31,760
有没有说清楚
1333
01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:32,720
一定要公驴啊
1334
01:16:33,400 --> 01:16:34,040
我
1335
01:16:34,960 --> 01:16:35,560
忘了
1336
01:16:36,680 --> 01:16:37,400
那就是了
1337
01:16:38,280 --> 01:16:39,160
公驴辟邪
1338
01:16:39,520 --> 01:16:40,320
母驴相反
1339
01:16:41,320 --> 01:16:42,320
把驴蹄拿来我看看
1340
01:16:43,280 --> 01:16:44,080
在这 在这
1341
01:16:44,200 --> 01:16:44,720
在这
1342
01:16:47,640 --> 01:16:48,240
这只
1343
01:16:48,680 --> 01:16:49,920
一定是母驴的驴蹄了
1344
01:16:51,240 --> 01:16:52,680
它先吸了黑猫的精气
1345
01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:54,640
又吸了这么多元神
1346
01:16:55,080 --> 01:16:55,880
如果再出现
1347
01:16:56,080 --> 01:16:56,960
就麻烦大了
1348
01:16:57,080 --> 01:16:57,840
不是 不是
1349
01:16:57,840 --> 01:16:58,640
豪哥 豪哥
1350
01:16:59,160 --> 01:17:00,320
别的我都不管
1351
01:17:00,400 --> 01:17:01,920
今晚就是万国博览会了
1352
01:17:01,920 --> 01:17:03,120
山魈没有了
1353
01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:04,600
我拿什么展览去啊
1354
01:17:04,840 --> 01:17:05,520
怎么弄啊
1355
01:17:14,920 --> 01:17:16,240
现在只能由我们师徒三人中
1356
01:17:16,520 --> 01:17:17,680
选出一个假扮山魈了
1357
01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:19,480
师父
1358
01:17:19,640 --> 01:17:20,360
我来吧
1359
01:17:20,520 --> 01:17:21,720
我看过茅山秘术
1360
01:17:21,800 --> 01:17:23,680
我对山魈的习性十分了解
1361
01:17:24,440 --> 01:17:25,040
不行 不行
1362
01:17:25,640 --> 01:17:27,040
你对山魈不够了解的
1363
01:17:27,280 --> 01:17:28,680
我降妖伏魔这么多年
1364
01:17:28,800 --> 01:17:29,920
我最了解妖怪
1365
01:17:30,120 --> 01:17:30,880
看我出马
1366
01:17:31,160 --> 01:17:31,680
师父
1367
01:17:31,880 --> 01:17:33,040
你没看过茅山秘术
1368
01:17:33,240 --> 01:17:33,880
你不了解
1369
01:17:33,960 --> 01:17:35,040
我看过 我了解
1370
01:17:35,360 --> 01:17:36,320
你怎么了解啊
1371
01:17:36,520 --> 01:17:37,840
我是贪狼星出世啊
1372
01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:39,680
我怎么会不了解妖怪呢
1373
01:17:40,280 --> 01:17:40,760
别别别
1374
01:17:40,760 --> 01:17:41,360
师父
1375
01:17:41,640 --> 01:17:42,240
消消气
1376
01:17:42,440 --> 01:17:43,560
师兄 你也别激动
1377
01:17:43,720 --> 01:17:45,400
要说对山魈啊
1378
01:17:45,520 --> 01:17:46,760
我最了解了
1379
01:17:46,920 --> 01:17:48,520
我还跟它接过吻呢
1380
01:17:49,440 --> 01:17:50,440
你就是看不起我了
1381
01:17:50,680 --> 01:17:51,680
你这个不孝徒儿
1382
01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:52,160
你
1383
01:17:52,280 --> 01:17:52,800
师父
1384
01:17:53,480 --> 01:17:54,120
我觉得
1385
01:17:54,760 --> 01:17:55,720
文才说得对
1386
01:18:01,800 --> 01:18:02,200
好
1387
01:18:03,320 --> 01:18:04,960
那我们就尊重文才的意见
1388
01:18:05,360 --> 01:18:05,920
秋生
1389
01:18:06,440 --> 01:18:06,920
拿来
1390
01:18:09,760 --> 01:18:10,720
我们早有准备
1391
01:18:11,160 --> 01:18:12,720
这个是按照你的脸型做的
1392
01:18:13,360 --> 01:18:15,480
师父这好像是猩猩吧
1393
01:18:16,080 --> 01:18:16,800
无所谓
1394
01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:27,560
文才
1395
01:18:27,680 --> 01:18:28,240
为了你
1396
01:18:28,320 --> 01:18:29,480
我连绳子都准备好了
1397
01:18:30,560 --> 01:18:30,880
去
1398
01:18:34,400 --> 01:18:35,080
我看看
1399
01:18:37,200 --> 01:18:38,840
我觉着很好看啊
1400
01:18:39,280 --> 01:18:40,080
很可爱啊
1401
01:18:40,320 --> 01:18:40,720
来
1402
01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:41,760
进来适应适应
1403
01:18:41,880 --> 01:18:42,400
好不好啊
1404
01:18:42,400 --> 01:18:43,320
来来来 去
1405
01:18:43,480 --> 01:18:44,040
来来来
1406
01:18:44,040 --> 01:18:44,720
我进去
1407
01:18:45,360 --> 01:18:46,680
我为你感到骄傲
1408
01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:47,320
来
1409
01:18:47,320 --> 01:18:47,680
干什么干什么
1410
01:18:47,680 --> 01:18:48,120
请
1411
01:18:51,960 --> 01:18:52,760
深呼吸
1412
01:18:54,800 --> 01:18:55,400
盖上
1413
01:18:59,680 --> 01:19:00,120
别啊
1414
01:19:00,400 --> 01:19:01,440
师父 师父
1415
01:19:04,880 --> 01:19:06,600
师父 师父
1416
01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:07,480
胡队长
1417
01:19:08,040 --> 01:19:09,480
不如我们出去喝杯茶
1418
01:19:09,480 --> 01:19:10,680
商量一下后面的事情
1419
01:19:10,920 --> 01:19:11,680
好好好 请
1420
01:19:11,680 --> 01:19:12,640
救命啊 师父
1421
01:19:13,600 --> 01:19:14,840
救命啊 师父
1422
01:19:15,320 --> 01:19:16,720
师父 师父
1423
01:19:18,680 --> 01:19:19,880
放我出去呀 师父
1424
01:19:20,000 --> 01:19:20,520
师父
1425
01:19:20,960 --> 01:19:21,640
师父
1426
01:19:22,240 --> 01:19:23,240
有没有人啊
1427
01:19:32,360 --> 01:19:33,720
万国博览会
1428
01:19:33,720 --> 01:19:35,040
大家进来看看吧
1429
01:19:35,120 --> 01:19:36,480
好 好
1430
01:19:36,560 --> 01:19:37,960
真厉害
1431
01:19:37,960 --> 01:19:38,520
再来一个
1432
01:19:39,280 --> 01:19:39,800
好
1433
01:19:40,200 --> 01:19:40,760
好
1434
01:19:40,840 --> 01:19:41,560
看那边
1435
01:19:41,920 --> 01:19:42,680
好
1436
01:19:43,400 --> 01:19:44,680
好
1437
01:19:44,840 --> 01:19:45,640
真厉害啊
1438
01:19:46,080 --> 01:19:47,320
这也是厉害啊
1439
01:19:48,680 --> 01:19:49,560
这么厉害啊
1440
01:19:50,400 --> 01:19:52,000
好 好 再来一个
1441
01:19:52,040 --> 01:19:53,440
好 再来一个
1442
01:19:53,560 --> 01:19:54,200
厉害
1443
01:19:54,640 --> 01:19:55,320
厉害
1444
01:19:55,960 --> 01:19:56,680
看这个啊
1445
01:19:57,520 --> 01:19:58,440
再来一个啊
1446
01:19:58,480 --> 01:19:59,160
好
1447
01:19:59,280 --> 01:20:00,120
这个厉害啊
1448
01:20:00,360 --> 01:20:01,320
厉害吧这个
1449
01:20:01,320 --> 01:20:02,120
好厉害啊
1450
01:20:02,720 --> 01:20:04,320
好 好
1451
01:20:06,480 --> 01:20:07,720
好 好
1452
01:20:08,080 --> 01:20:09,280
快点过来看这个
1453
01:20:09,280 --> 01:20:10,280
没见过的 走 走
1454
01:20:10,280 --> 01:20:10,880
看下这个
1455
01:20:10,920 --> 01:20:11,440
好
1456
01:20:11,440 --> 01:20:12,240
那边还有 那边还有
1457
01:20:12,240 --> 01:20:12,760
看
1458
01:20:13,240 --> 01:20:13,880
好厉害啊
1459
01:20:13,880 --> 01:20:14,760
还真大开眼界啊
1460
01:20:14,760 --> 01:20:15,200
今天啊
1461
01:20:16,040 --> 01:20:16,600
你看这个
1462
01:20:17,120 --> 01:20:19,120
好 好
1463
01:20:46,400 --> 01:20:47,480
宝刀
1464
01:20:47,760 --> 01:20:49,800
削铁如泥的宝刀
1465
01:20:49,800 --> 01:20:51,480
可以刺穿一切
1466
01:20:51,520 --> 01:20:52,600
怎么还有日本人啊
1467
01:20:58,920 --> 01:20:59,520
你看
1468
01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:00,960
好漂亮啊
1469
01:21:01,560 --> 01:21:02,320
这是什么呀
1470
01:21:03,680 --> 01:21:04,680
说不上来呀
1471
01:21:05,440 --> 01:21:06,240
我喜欢
1472
01:21:06,560 --> 01:21:07,720
真漂亮啊
1473
01:21:10,840 --> 01:21:12,200
漂亮 我喜欢
1474
01:21:12,720 --> 01:21:13,840
来看一下
1475
01:21:14,640 --> 01:21:15,680
特别的神奇
1476
01:21:15,680 --> 01:21:16,240
来
1477
01:21:17,200 --> 01:21:18,520
看看 这个王水
1478
01:21:18,520 --> 01:21:20,360
它到底有多么的厉害
1479
01:21:20,480 --> 01:21:22,120
现在把东西放进去
1480
01:21:22,120 --> 01:21:22,960
放到瓶子里
1481
01:21:23,160 --> 01:21:23,760
看哪
1482
01:21:23,760 --> 01:21:25,840
它很快就会融化了
1483
01:21:26,560 --> 01:21:28,680
它让我们夜里无尽的黑暗
1484
01:21:29,440 --> 01:21:30,600
有了光明
1485
01:21:31,280 --> 01:21:32,440
让我们的世界
1486
01:21:32,560 --> 01:21:33,800
更加美好
1487
01:21:33,800 --> 01:21:35,920
好 好 好
1488
01:21:36,480 --> 01:21:36,920
看
1489
01:21:37,400 --> 01:21:38,200
我的助手
1490
01:21:38,520 --> 01:21:40,240
正在转动这台机器
1491
01:21:40,720 --> 01:21:41,120
让它产生电力
1492
01:21:41,120 --> 01:21:42,000
来让一让
1493
01:21:42,560 --> 01:21:43,720
让电都发光
1494
01:21:43,720 --> 01:21:46,480
这就是在西山挖出来那具山魈
1495
01:21:46,600 --> 01:21:48,160
历经百年不腐
1496
01:21:48,400 --> 01:21:49,920
堪称中国木乃伊呀
1497
01:21:50,120 --> 01:21:50,800
你看看
1498
01:21:54,320 --> 01:21:55,440
这不就是黑猩猩吗这
1499
01:21:55,440 --> 01:21:56,160
这 这 这
1500
01:21:56,160 --> 01:21:57,400
这就是山魈
1501
01:21:57,800 --> 01:21:59,040
他是皮肤黑点
1502
01:21:59,040 --> 01:21:59,880
跟我似的
1503
01:22:00,400 --> 01:22:01,360
都看见了
1504
01:22:01,360 --> 01:22:02,760
从西山挖出来的
1505
01:22:02,760 --> 01:22:03,320
对不对啊
1506
01:22:03,320 --> 01:22:03,920
是不是啊
1507
01:22:03,920 --> 01:22:04,520
是 是 是
1508
01:22:04,520 --> 01:22:05,000
你看看
1509
01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:06,280
长得多像人啊
1510
01:22:07,600 --> 01:22:08,000
是吗
1511
01:22:08,520 --> 01:22:08,920
别 别 别
1512
01:22:08,920 --> 01:22:09,840
别动 别动啊
1513
01:22:10,520 --> 01:22:11,200
那个
1514
01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:14,560
带县长和夫人上后面休息
1515
01:22:14,760 --> 01:22:15,320
夫人请
1516
01:22:16,120 --> 01:22:17,720
县长请 夫人请
1517
01:22:19,200 --> 01:22:19,840
请
1518
01:22:25,880 --> 01:22:26,440
请
1519
01:22:28,800 --> 01:22:29,320
文才
1520
01:22:29,480 --> 01:22:30,120
没事吧
1521
01:22:30,600 --> 01:22:32,240
师兄 好辛苦啊
1522
01:22:32,360 --> 01:22:33,560
帮忙顶一下吧
1523
01:22:34,880 --> 01:22:35,640
你说什么
1524
01:22:38,400 --> 01:22:39,360
听不见呀
1525
01:22:55,840 --> 01:22:56,840
快跑啊
1526
01:22:57,000 --> 01:22:57,960
妖怪啊
1527
01:23:10,000 --> 01:23:10,760
快跑啊
1528
01:25:03,400 --> 01:25:04,160
阿香 阿香
1529
01:25:08,440 --> 01:25:09,360
快 去帮忙
1530
01:25:09,400 --> 01:25:10,000
好
1531
01:25:13,880 --> 01:25:14,560
文才
1532
01:25:18,360 --> 01:25:20,280
魁星踢斗
1533
01:25:35,280 --> 01:25:35,960
阿香
1534
01:25:56,840 --> 01:25:57,880
都闪开
1535
01:25:59,080 --> 01:25:59,800
瞄准
1536
01:26:05,040 --> 01:26:07,040
开炮
1537
01:26:39,760 --> 01:26:40,360
对 对 对
1538
01:26:40,360 --> 01:26:41,160
对不起啊
1539
01:26:41,160 --> 01:26:41,480
撤了
1540
01:26:41,480 --> 01:26:42,400
撤
1541
01:26:42,600 --> 01:26:43,320
撤撤撤
1542
01:26:43,320 --> 01:26:44,160
快跑
1543
01:26:44,560 --> 01:26:45,080
快跑
1544
01:26:46,680 --> 01:26:47,600
等等我呀
1545
01:26:50,080 --> 01:26:50,680
五雷掌
1546
01:26:50,680 --> 01:26:51,120
不行
1547
01:26:51,160 --> 01:26:52,120
师父 不行啊
1548
01:26:52,360 --> 01:26:53,560
五雷掌大损元气
1549
01:26:53,680 --> 01:26:54,320
是啊 师父
1550
01:26:54,480 --> 01:26:55,360
你会折寿十年的
1551
01:26:55,360 --> 01:26:56,000
不要讲了
1552
01:26:56,040 --> 01:26:57,120
再讲来不及了
1553
01:27:04,640 --> 01:27:05,400
起
1554
01:27:36,960 --> 01:27:37,560
师父
1555
01:27:37,560 --> 01:27:38,360
山魈终于死了
1556
01:27:38,360 --> 01:27:38,960
太好了
1557
01:27:42,600 --> 01:27:43,200
师父
1558
01:27:43,960 --> 01:27:45,400
师父 师父
1559
01:27:46,560 --> 01:27:47,680
就算老了十岁
1560
01:27:48,240 --> 01:27:49,480
能消灭山魈
1561
01:27:50,360 --> 01:27:51,120
也值得了
1562
01:27:52,160 --> 01:27:52,800
走
1563
01:27:58,920 --> 01:27:59,360
走
1564
01:28:11,600 --> 01:28:12,080
师父
1565
01:28:38,600 --> 01:28:39,400
师父
1566
01:28:41,000 --> 01:28:41,680
秋生
1567
01:28:41,680 --> 01:28:43,320
带他们走 不要管我
1568
01:28:43,560 --> 01:28:44,160
快走
1569
01:28:50,440 --> 01:28:51,560
师父
1570
01:28:51,640 --> 01:28:52,920
快点走啊
1571
01:29:14,400 --> 01:29:14,960
秋生
1572
01:29:15,200 --> 01:29:16,080
它怕王水
1573
01:29:23,920 --> 01:29:24,520
文才
1574
01:29:25,480 --> 01:29:26,880
你带师父他们先走
1575
01:29:28,960 --> 01:29:29,760
不行 师兄
1576
01:29:30,080 --> 01:29:31,000
我们一起上
1577
01:29:32,560 --> 01:29:33,800
我是大师兄 听我的
1578
01:29:33,800 --> 01:29:34,720
不行 师兄
1579
01:29:35,280 --> 01:29:35,880
不行
1580
01:29:38,240 --> 01:29:39,160
死妖怪
1581
01:29:40,200 --> 01:29:41,720
少爷我在这呢
1582
01:29:42,600 --> 01:29:43,840
有本事来抓我啊
1583
01:29:48,760 --> 01:29:49,520
师兄
1584
01:30:45,800 --> 01:30:46,360
素素
1585
01:30:49,680 --> 01:30:50,400
小心
1586
01:31:17,640 --> 01:31:18,560
秋生
1587
01:31:21,800 --> 01:31:23,240
来世再见
1588
01:31:24,040 --> 01:31:25,160
不要
1589
01:31:30,880 --> 01:31:32,040
素素
1590
01:32:35,200 --> 01:32:36,120
人鬼殊途
1591
01:32:37,080 --> 01:32:38,440
素素你好生上路
1592
01:32:39,320 --> 01:32:40,000
希望
1593
01:32:40,640 --> 01:32:41,920
你能有个好的归宿
1594
01:32:50,880 --> 01:32:51,640
文才
1595
01:32:55,880 --> 01:32:56,720
这三千块
1596
01:32:57,160 --> 01:32:58,280
你去拿给王有财
1597
01:33:00,960 --> 01:33:01,880
去娶阿香
1598
01:33:09,760 --> 01:33:10,480
秋生
1599
01:33:12,920 --> 01:33:13,800
秋生
1600
01:33:16,080 --> 01:33:16,840
回去了
1601
01:33:54,760 --> 01:33:55,480
豪哥
1602
01:33:56,400 --> 01:33:57,040
豪哥
1603
01:33:57,040 --> 01:33:57,600
哎
1604
01:33:58,080 --> 01:33:58,600
豪哥
1605
01:33:58,600 --> 01:33:59,080
你好你好
1606
01:33:59,080 --> 01:34:00,080
感谢豪哥
1607
01:34:00,320 --> 01:34:01,600
除掉山魈
1608
01:34:01,760 --> 01:34:03,000
保住咱青龙镇
1609
01:34:03,480 --> 01:34:05,240
小小意思啊 不成敬意
1610
01:34:06,480 --> 01:34:07,080
揭匾
1611
01:34:07,680 --> 01:34:08,440
大英雄啊
1612
01:34:09,040 --> 01:34:09,840
走你
1613
01:34:12,280 --> 01:34:14,000
一代天师
1614
01:34:14,240 --> 01:34:14,920
恭喜豪哥
1615
01:34:14,920 --> 01:34:15,840
鼓掌 鼓掌
1616
01:34:15,840 --> 01:34:17,600
好
1617
01:34:19,320 --> 01:34:19,760
豪哥
1618
01:34:19,960 --> 01:34:20,760
咱拍个照
1619
01:34:20,920 --> 01:34:21,800
来 咱一块儿吧
1620
01:34:23,040 --> 01:34:24,200
来 准备好了
1621
01:34:24,360 --> 01:34:25,560
一 二 三
1622
01:34:27,480 --> 01:34:28,280
一 二
1623
01:34:28,280 --> 01:34:29,480
胡队长 看这边
1624
01:34:30,120 --> 01:34:30,920
来 再来一张
1625
01:34:32,520 --> 01:34:33,200
文才
1626
01:34:34,600 --> 01:34:35,640
我爹
1627
01:34:36,320 --> 01:34:37,880
他终于答应我们的婚事了
1628
01:34:38,920 --> 01:34:39,680
豪哥 胡队长
1629
01:34:39,800 --> 01:34:41,400
来 三 二 一
1630
01:34:41,880 --> 01:34:42,480
真的啊
1631
01:34:43,280 --> 01:34:43,800
真的啊
1632
01:34:45,480 --> 01:34:46,400
我去告诉我师父
1633
01:34:47,480 --> 01:34:48,080
但是
1634
01:34:49,360 --> 01:34:51,440
你得等我留洋回来
1635
01:34:51,880 --> 01:34:52,600
留洋
1636
01:34:52,600 --> 01:34:53,360
留洋好啊
1637
01:34:53,400 --> 01:34:54,440
留洋我支持你
1638
01:34:54,480 --> 01:34:55,240
要多久
1639
01:34:55,960 --> 01:34:56,960
我爹说
1640
01:34:57,240 --> 01:34:58,320
十年
1641
01:34:59,800 --> 01:35:00,320
十
1642
01:35:00,680 --> 01:35:01,800
十年啊
1643
01:35:06,840 --> 01:35:07,320
好啦
1644
01:35:08,800 --> 01:35:09,440
好 好
1645
01:35:09,440 --> 01:35:10,640
明天咱登报纸啊
1646
01:35:10,840 --> 01:35:11,800
好啦 豪哥
1647
01:35:11,800 --> 01:35:12,720
我还有公务
1648
01:35:12,720 --> 01:35:13,480
我先撤了
1649
01:35:13,520 --> 01:35:14,880
来 这个可以抬走了
1650
01:35:15,000 --> 01:35:16,520
来 把东西都拿走
1651
01:35:16,720 --> 01:35:18,160
都散了吧 散了吧
1652
01:35:18,600 --> 01:35:19,160
豪哥
1653
01:35:19,160 --> 01:35:20,240
感谢感谢啊
1654
01:35:20,240 --> 01:35:21,120
感谢 走了
1655
01:35:21,240 --> 01:35:21,840
回见
1656
01:35:22,280 --> 01:35:22,800
感谢
1657
01:35:29,040 --> 01:35:29,640
豪哥
1658
01:35:31,360 --> 01:35:32,000
豪哥
1659
01:35:34,080 --> 01:35:34,680
麻烦您
1660
01:35:35,040 --> 01:35:36,040
帮我闺女起个名
1661
01:35:38,040 --> 01:35:39,200
你看 这孩子
1662
01:35:43,600 --> 01:35:44,360
秋生
1663
01:35:46,360 --> 01:35:46,960
师父
1664
01:35:47,840 --> 01:35:49,560
你给这个孩子起个名吧
1665
01:35:50,280 --> 01:35:51,000
我
1666
01:36:07,560 --> 01:36:08,680
你看看这个孩子
1667
01:36:09,560 --> 01:36:10,600
她那么可爱
1668
01:36:10,800 --> 01:36:11,920
不如就叫
1669
01:36:12,880 --> 01:36:14,200
不如叫素素吧
1670
01:36:15,960 --> 01:36:16,680
素素
1671
01:36:17,200 --> 01:36:18,360
素素啊
1672
01:36:18,360 --> 01:36:19,680
素素好 素素好
1673
01:36:20,320 --> 01:36:21,200
素素好
1674
01:36:21,840 --> 01:36:22,560
素素
1675
01:36:23,120 --> 01:36:24,680
素素 你有名字咯
1676
01:36:24,680 --> 01:36:26,520
素素 素素
1677
01:36:26,560 --> 01:36:27,800
叫你素素好不好
1678
01:36:28,000 --> 01:36:28,920
素素
1679
01:36:29,360 --> 01:36:30,080
素素好
1680
01:36:30,080 --> 01:36:30,840
素素
1681
01:36:35,120 --> 01:36:35,720
好了
1682
01:36:36,240 --> 01:36:37,000
发工资
1683
01:36:41,800 --> 01:36:42,320
来
1684
01:36:43,400 --> 01:36:44,080
多谢师父
1685
01:36:44,160 --> 01:36:45,200
谢师父 谢师父
1686
01:36:45,880 --> 01:36:46,640
最近呢
1687
01:36:46,640 --> 01:36:47,760
我给你们两个算过
1688
01:36:48,200 --> 01:36:49,120
有一道劫难
1689
01:36:49,560 --> 01:36:50,840
你们赚到的工资
1690
01:36:50,880 --> 01:36:51,880
要赶快花出去
1691
01:36:52,320 --> 01:36:53,160
不然的话
1692
01:36:53,280 --> 01:36:54,520
就会有血光之灾
1693
01:36:55,480 --> 01:36:55,920
师兄
1694
01:36:56,240 --> 01:36:57,400
那咱们赶紧花了吧
1695
01:36:57,560 --> 01:36:58,000
好
1696
01:37:00,720 --> 01:37:02,600
师父已经为你们准备好了
1697
01:37:03,160 --> 01:37:04,280
两个福袋
1698
01:37:04,480 --> 01:37:05,960
可以逢凶化吉
1699
01:37:06,080 --> 01:37:07,600
只需要两块钱
1700
01:37:07,920 --> 01:37:08,920
师父为了你们
1701
01:37:09,120 --> 01:37:10,080
什么都愿意做
1702
01:37:11,040 --> 01:37:12,560
师父 我买了
1703
01:37:13,000 --> 01:37:13,840
乖 乖乖
1704
01:37:14,320 --> 01:37:14,640
拿去
1705
01:37:14,640 --> 01:37:15,120
师父
1706
01:37:15,600 --> 01:37:16,320
我不怕
1707
01:37:16,480 --> 01:37:17,200
我命硬
1708
01:37:21,040 --> 01:37:22,000
你的命硬
1709
01:37:22,440 --> 01:37:23,720
我贪狼星下凡
1710
01:37:23,880 --> 01:37:25,080
你比我还命硬吗
1711
01:37:25,680 --> 01:37:26,520
我想不到
1712
01:37:26,920 --> 01:37:27,640
我养你这么大
1713
01:37:27,640 --> 01:37:30,000
你居然为了两块钱跟我翻脸
1714
01:37:33,760 --> 01:37:34,360
师父
1715
01:37:34,600 --> 01:37:36,080
这次我绝对不会妥协的
1716
01:37:41,080 --> 01:37:42,040
师父为了你
1717
01:37:42,360 --> 01:37:43,320
什么都愿意做
1718
01:37:50,840 --> 01:37:51,840
来啊
1719
01:37:59,360 --> 01:38:00,560
过来呀
1720
01:38:03,680 --> 01:38:04,720
你们两个在干什么
1721
01:38:05,200 --> 01:38:06,640
都什么时候了还不去准备
1722
01:40:23,880 --> 01:40:24,400
师父
1723
01:40:33,360 --> 01:40:33,880
师父
1724
01:40:35,360 --> 01:40:35,880
师父
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