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MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS

Gratitude, gratitude,
peace and love.

Go.

Chuffed to tell you guys about the
joy I'm getting from my smart pants.

- Smartypantz.
- Smartypants.

- Zz.
- Zz.

They're comfy,
environmentally friendly,

and they come with advanced
period-proof technology

for mad menstruators like you guys.

There's even a really handy pouch
for a hot water bottle at the front.

Bish,
I ain't got no time for cramps.

And if you're not happy, they come
with a 60-day money back guarantee.

Ch... What? Emer, that's gross.

OK. Joy, not your problem.

Let's take it from,
"Alladz. They're bleeding deadly."

♪ Alladz... ♪

No, Emer. Sorry. I can't.
I can't say that.

Joy, periods aren't
just for girls any more.

Uh, yes, they are. Are they not?

What I'm saying is, I'd like
to move away from the idea

that periods are gross
and embarrassing.

The "monthlies"
are a real challenge...

from a marketing perspective, like.

You girls don't even realise.

Joy, try running in slo-mo
with your mates.

Did you guys not know you can still
run while you have your monthlies?

- Cos you totally can.
- Yeah.

And don't forget to use
the blue liquid.

- She's not a Smurf, Phillip.
- Yeah. Totally not a Smurf.

But Smurfs are happy,
and I think it's so important

to see the positivity
in everyone and everything.

Gratitude.
- Oh... my God.

Flora is on another
all-expenses paid

luxury promo trip to the Maldives.

Oh, for fuck's sake, Emer!

UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS

DOG BARKING

Joy, numbers were good
for last week's challenge,

but we need to boost
our subscription base.

And do you know
who isn't finding us?

Sponsors with cool products?

People outside Dublin.

People from the countryside just...
aren't connecting with you, Joy.

Any idea why?

I mean, no. I'm pretty relatable.

Definitely. And yet...

And yet...
EXHALES DEEPLY

OK. I have managed to secure two
sponsors

who are willing to put up good money
but only if we reach beyond Dublin.

And I shouldn't need to tell you
that we need this.

No. I got this.
Guys, boggers love me.

Uh, I know that's hate speech,

before you send me for retraining.
I was owning it.

- You were owning it?
- Yes.

It was a private joke between me
and the guys from the countryside.

Reaching your subscription
base beyond the M50

is perfect timing
for this week's challenge.

- Are you ready?
- Mm-hm.

- Steady?
- Yeah.

Go. It's a crossover piece

with beloved, handsome
Aussie vlogger Will Dack.

I don't know him.
What's his channel called?

Beloved, Handsome Aussie Vlogger.

He's very popular, Joy.

The piece will be,
"Will Will Be Finding Irish Joy?"

- Will, will he?
- Oh!

I love that guy.
Joy, this is exciting for you!

Oh, my God.
What's that thing that he says?

"Do not waste your time
worrying, because...

"Just don't."

- What?
- Genius.

And, oh, his skin.

Ahh. I'd wear his skin.

Karen, we did talk about this.
Shared office. Private meeting.

OK. Will's visiting "wural"
Ireland for the first time.

- Wural Ireland?
- And he wants to know

what brings Joy to the Irish today.
- Wural Ireland...

OK, we can only film him in Dublin

before he heads to the countryside.
- Rural Ireland.

But your pieces
will be on his channel,

introducing you
to his followers, him to yours

as he travels across the land,
connecting with the people.

Joy, think of the exposure.

But if I'm not accompanying him,
should we bother?

His skin is like a...

Waxed nectarine.

It's wearable.

It's like a baby's arse
with a beard.

So people are relating to skin
right now?

Oh, my God.
Skin is everywhere this year.

OK. If it builds the brand,
then I'm just gonna be professional

and try to make it work.

- Try and find a pore.
- I literally can't see one.

No, guys. He doesn't have any.

Not one. Is that HD?

KAREN SIGHS

Alabaster.

It's not that alabaster.

It's this, like,
out-of-body experience.

This... UberX comes
and picks you up

and brings you to this
nearby town that has everything.

So I've had a massage.

I'm having, like,
this little facial done.

And then I just feel revived
and ready to go back again.

'It's incredible.
I'm having the best time

'and I can't wait
to fill you in more.'

Yeah, well...
'Next stop'll be Sweden!'

- Hey, Joy.
- Oh.

It's just so hard, Karen.

Trying to figure out
what makes people happy

just feels like such
a big responsibility, you know?

All the other YouTubers are getting
free trips to the Maldives

and these smart pants are really

wedging on my arse,
to be honest, Karen.

Mm-hm. I'd better get back.
I'm just trying to finalise

a list of recommendations
for the UN

on how to prevent children
as young as five

being recruited into
guerrilla warfare.

Cool.

TELEPHONE RINGING

Joy, did you know
that I'm a marketing guru?

Yes. Guru. I'm qualified.

And if you want to increase
your numbers as a lady person,

there are some secret
marketing tips, you know?

OK, so, the basics are...
smile more,

let the man feel in charge
and supported,

be really cute and likable.

That's an instant upgrade.

SIGHS
OK.

Thanks a million,
Guru Phillip, you absolute dinosaur.

So, where's the tips for men?

Pfft!

Oh, a new thing that some women
are trying, which is fun,

is being confident.
Confidence is very 2020.

But not confident
in a threatening way.

Not-threatening confidence, that's
the best way to connect with people.

- Sounds kind of contradictory.
- But it actually isn't.

Shall I run through it again?
- Please don't run through it again.

I know you've got your meeting
with Will Nectarine,

so I'll give you this one for free.

Sex sells.

Sex and romance. I mean, if
Love Island has taught us anything,

it's that people from
the countryside and cities,

which is to say everywhere,
they love sex.

They want to have sex with everyone.

Stop you there.
That's just not for me, pal.

I'm all about trying to be
my true self,

not manufacturing clickbait romance.

Also I'm #volcel now, so...

Well, you weren't #volcel
when it was in,

and I did have it in
for like a couple of minutes.

And I know, cos I counted.

One Mississippi.

Two Mississippi.
- Shh.

And I could put it in again
if you thought... Just pop it in.

No. Do you know what?
I'm actually OK for that.

- You're sure? OK.
- Yeah. Yeah.

- Thanks a mil.
- Yeah. No worries.

OK.

- Hi.
- Great.

- Take this.
- OK.

- Yeah. And also this.
- OK.

- That.
- Yeah.

Uh, this definitely.

And this if she needs to be
walked, slapped, woken...

Where are your keys?

OK. They're in the pocket over.

- Left. Left. Oh.
- This? This side?

- That was a bit close.
- Yeah? That one?

- In the pocket.
- Thank you.

OK! Hiya.

She seems calm.
- Yeah. OK.

Great.
I got... I got all this.

Hi.

Where are you guys? I'm ready
to hold the baby for a minute.

Oh. There you guys are.

'Hi, Joy. We're sitting here.'

This is nice,
just sitting... quietly.

'You're wearing that baby thing.
That baby is cute.

'Is he cuter than me? Maybe.
Does Joy think he's cuter than me?

'Maybe. Am I a goner?'

I used to sit down and think
things all the time.

Think my little thoughts,
and that would be it.

You're... in the toilet.

Remember when time was different,

when we were looking for ways
to fill it?

Hours of chats, then cans,
then hooking up with someone.

Then 24 hours in bed.

Then 48 hours of cystitis.

Bliss.
- Yeah.

What are you doing?

Oh, I have to find an outfit
for tomorrow for work.

Specifically, it needs to scream
"business-class sex appeal"

to an international influencer.

You know, confident but shy,

knows her own mind
but wants you to speak.

No-nonsense-but-adorable
sex kitten,

intellectual, relatable everywoman,

mature, super-girly
with an infectious giggle.

LAUGHS

So you want to be literally
everyone and everything?

Correct.

Polish off your eyeballs.

DOWN-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS

His skin is like a...

Waxed nectarine.

I know. Yeah.
Gonna be filming with him tomorrow.

Gonna show him the joys of Dublin.
- His face is like seeing music.

I mean, of course you fancy him.
- What? No.

Trish, I'm #volcel.

No, no. I just need to dress
sexy for my rural viewers.

I'm all about my career.

Well, my advice to you is don't
wear my baby and don't be weird.

INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS,
ROCK MUSIC PLAYING

GASPS
There he is, Trish.

Go.

- Hi!
- Yeah. Privet.

I'm Dave. Studying English.
You probably know that, though,

cos I've got a book
in my pocket. Yeah.

I'm obsessed with Russia, so...

MUSIC CONTINUES

You have a very
beautiful moustache.

- Yeah.
- I used to have one of those,

but Trish made me get rid of it.

To be fair, you could only
see it in certain lights.

I could only see it if I closed this
eye and looked back, like, there.

I could feel it in the wind a
tiny bit, then I got rid of it.

I've also shaved down there...

by which I mean my legs...
Joanie Macaronis.

- Real quick, um...
- Mm-hm?

Do you smell burning toast?
Are you having a stroke?

I think your friend's
having a stroke.

I think she's having a stroke!
Is anyone here?

I am fine!

Trish.

I think we both know that
I am not that person any more.

Ooh!

Phew.

I'm actually pretty wise.

WAVES BREAKING

What's the deal with your face?

It's just the new palette.
Everyone's wearing it.

- Do you not have to blend it in?
- No.

Hey. What's up, everyone?
Finally touched down in Ireland.

Had a legend of a taxi driver
on the way in.

Told me they gave Pierce Brosnan
a sainthood.

Hi, Joy! I'm Will!

SHE LAUGHS
Banter. I'm so glad you got that.

- What's that?
- Oh, it's my sponsor.

It's a multivitamin
rehydration beverage

that gives you the skin
of a three-year-old with good skin.

Oh, cool. I've got a sponsor.

They're wipes for your...
wiping needs.

Welcome to Ireland, Will.
- Super stoked to be here.

Oh! Stoked. Stoiked.

You're the expert at finding joy
in this town.

I'm hoping you can bring me
some joy, Irish style

Oh. Steady on, Will.
We've only just met.

No. No. I just meant, er...

I know what you meant,
you absolute dirt bird.

LAUGHS

So, I've done some research, Will,

and it turns out that Dack
is a Nordic name.

So first up is the Viking
Splash tour of Dublin.

Ar-r-r-r!

- You all right, mate?
- Yeah.

So, uh, what did the Vikings trade?

What do you want them
to have traded?

I don't know. I guess maybe food.

I guess food too!
LAUGHS

Well, the one thing we do know
for sure about the Vikings

is they were...
obsessed with their helmets.

Yeah. They were, er,
they were fierce, though, right?

Oh, yeah. They could be
so mean to other guys.

But mostly they were fiercely sexy.

Are you, uh... Are you OK?

Yeah. Fine. I'm just being me.
Just doing me.

You seem kind of nervous.
Are you, uh...

Having a stroke? Absolutely not!

Mate.

GROUP CHEERING

- We are straight in.
- Oh!

Ar-r-r-r!

Will, sea gulls!

Irish sea gulls.
They are so Irish.

Will, look at those swans!

Yeah.

Yeah. It's pretty grey.

- Will, look at the s... Look!
- Yeah.

At the sky.

That's great.

LAUGHS
Yeah.

SIREN CHIRPS
It's chilly.

Are you stoked now?

Yeah. This is... Yeah.
It's all right, I suppose.

BIRDS SQUAWK

Hey, Joy. Look. I'm Australian,
so I'm pretty straight up.

I'm just gonna go straight ahead
and tell you that I'm cold

and wet and I don't do so well

with cold and wet.
It disrupts my epidermis.

That's OK, because we've
lined up an amazing destination

for our next stop on the tour.

We are going
straight to second base.

Are you rolling, Stan?
- Erm, Joy,

I don't really think second base
is appropriate given where we are.

The Book of Kells!

I don't really read a ton, so...

It's OK, Will.
It's mainly pictures.

The monks who did it coloured
in the entire thing, those madzers.

I mean, they basically invented
mindfulness colouring.

And we all know how joyous
that is, right?

SHE CLICKS TONGUE
So it's... it's not on Audible?

- Oh. Will...
- It's a joke.

LAUGHTER

You're so clever and handsome
and funny.

SHE CHUCKLES

Look. You seem really nervous.

- No.
- Or anxious, like.

Ill at ease?
- No.

INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS,
ROCK MUSIC PLAYING

Yeah, it is much quieter here.

MUSIC CONTINUES

Yeah. That's...

Could... Do you want to...
Let's cool it and just talk.

- Mh-hm. Mm, mm, mm, mm!
- OK.

- Ooh!
- Ooh!

You know, I'm actually
more of a talker than...

Let me pop these little fellas
off for you here.

...than a fighter.

Um, do you want
to go downstairs or...

VOMITS

I'm so sorry, Will.
I was just nervous.

I am nervous.
I'm just trying to be something.

I just got so distracted
by your insane skin

and the fact that you have
so many subscribers

and you've been doing this
so much longer than me.

But can I be honest with you, Will?

I have rosacea.
- Ah! So the make-up.

So the make-up, yeah.

These lines here were added
because I wanted cheekbones.

Oh, yeah.

That's totally chill with Will.

Chilly Willy.
CHUCKLES

Uh, they were ice pops, erm,

we used to have in...
in Ireland in the '90s.

Chilly Willys.

Why don't I take you on the
real tour of Dublin tomorrow?

Not the tourist stuff.

- I would love that.
- Yeah?

And no more Viking helmets, OK?

We'll never say never
on that front, Will.

Sorry.

Oh, my God. In real life,
Will is even more of a ride.

#Volcel isn't gonna make it
to the weekend.

Uh, bet you a tenner.

I bet you 4.5 million euro.

Oh, my gosh. Done.

How's your involuntary
celibacy going?

My marriage is...
SHE SIGHS

I know I can't be such fun
to be around, but that's OK,

because my husband
is literally never around.

And I know having a baby
is hard on couples,

but I feel single in the worst way.

Do you know what I'm gonna do
for you?

What?

- I've got it.
- OK.

My special hug-a-roona rooskers.

GRUNTING

Oh, God.
You are so bad at nurturing.

It's like... It's like getting
a hug from an elbow.

I know. I know. I know.

'Oh. You think you can
beat me in a stare-down.'

BABY MURMURS
'Ha-ha! Sickener!

'You're weak,
like a little... baby.'

Today, to keep things more...
SHE LAUGHS

...intimate,
I'll be letting Stan go.

Yes. Will will be covering me.

Oh.

That sounds like a stallion
and his mare.

SHE LAUGHS
Sounds like a total mare.

Well, thanks, Joy. I really want

to catch Christie today,
get some lunch.

Yeah. I mean...

I'll be having foodstuff
with ride features, so... cool.

- Cool.
- Cool.

Cool.
- Cooler than that. Yeah. Cool.

Oh.

EXHALES DEEPLY
Yes.

Cool.

Hey, Joy, what was that ancient
Irish tradition called again?

Cans at the canal.

Hey, look. I love it.

And you're sure you don't want

to be doing anything
more exciting or...

No. It feels so great to get away

from my clean image
for one whole second.

Your smile is so vast.

Aye.

Are Australians born
with extra teeth?

Yep.

Hey, Will, have you heard
of the whole #volcel thing?

Oh, the no-sex thing?

Like actual voluntary celibacy?
Yeah. It's a huge deal.

I accidentally committed to it
on camera for a year.

Made a lot of noise online. So I'm
now wearing a virtual chastity belt.

I could get up
on Paddy Kavanagh here,

but that's cos he's made of copper.

Thems is the rules.

Bummer.

No, Will.

That's the whole point.
Not even anal.

Privet.

Hiya.

SMOOCHES
I have your jacket.

I didn't want it to shrink,
so I popped it in a cool wash.

I think it still shrunk a bit.

But it does smell of patchouli.
I can wash it again if you...

Would you like to go out
on a date some time?

Joy, you puked on my...

and on my...

- Russian military wear.
- ...Russian military wear, so...

No. Absolutely. Definitely.
That's OK. Thank you so much.

It would have actually been nice

to get to know you.
It's just all the...

Yeah. The weird stuff.
Yeah. I know. Yeah.

Be good and, er,
seize the means of production.

Definitely.

Nostrovia.

Marxism isn't a joke.

I'm literally never drinking again.

Two pints of lager
and two baby Guinnesses!

We don't do alcohol.

I'll have...
I'll have a West Coast Cooler.

A Bailey's.
I'll have a Bailey's coffee.

- We don't do alcohol.
- OK. Fine. I'll just have...

I'll just have a glass of wine.

- Do you know that they serve...
- In McDonald's in Germany, yeah.

Are you wanting cheese on
your fries?

Yes, please.

REGISTER BEEPING

GASPS

I can get these chips for free.

My car... Will. Will!
I can get these chips for free

cos these guys, they think
I'm a big deal or whatever.

It's grand. But I've got a...

I've got, like, a card.
It's like a gold card.

It's like a gold card, I guess.
- Yeah. Sweet.

Yeah. That card was rescinded.

Coming at you from a place
called Abrakebabra.

Take this and
don't say another word, please.

- That's 20 euro, 57.
- Shh.

Shh.

- Shh.
- Shh.

Shh.

COINS JINGLING

Could I have a cabernet sauvignon?

Even at 3am at Abrakebabra,
boy's got zero pores.

Look at that. Wow.

Hey! Now we're talking.
- Hey.

Yeah.

Potatoes chopped into smaller pieces

and covered in cheese from cows
in green fields. It's so Irish.

I think the Yanks
invented fries, no?

- French fries?
- Mmm.

Mmm.

How do you have
so many subscribers, Will?

You just keep doing you, Joy.

They'll find you.

MID-TEMPO TANGO PLAYS

LAUGHTER,
INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS

Get in there.

BOTH LAUGHING

Oh. Close the door.

Oh. Mm.

Shh!
JOY LAUGHS

Stan, are you wearing a bra?

What?
That's my bra for my breasts.

Joy?
Stan?

Sorry. Which breasts?

Is that your arm?
No. That's not an arm.

Oh, hang on.
- Oh!

- Oh!
- Hey.

Oh. Er, heya.

Sorry. This is, erm, this is Will.

- Hi. How's it going? Will.
- Christie.

- Will Dack.
- You know Stan.

- Yeah. We met.
- Hey, Will. Yeah.

Yeah, so we might just go on
and head it on.

- Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah.

SHE LAUGHS
I thought you were volcel.

He's... He's on Aussie time,
so I guess we've already done it,

so we may as well just,
just go again.

You guys are weird.

LAUGHS

GROANING

'Who's this guy?'

I just wasn't sure at what point
to say anything

cos there's so much happening
in the dark.

This is Will from the Internet.
This is Trish, my best mate.

- Hi.
- Hi. How are you?

Nice to meet you.
- Oh.

- Your smile is vast.
- Yeah.

Hey. Look.
Can we go up to your room?

- Yeah.
- Is that OK?

Yeah. Night, Trish.

Let's go.
JOY AND WILL GRUNT

'Oh, my God, Trish.
His skin is like a waxed nectarine.'

The light!

DOOR CLOSES

SIGHS

UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS

DOG BARKING

DOGS HOWLING,
BARKING

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