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'There she is.
Think it's gonna be
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'totally fin...
Suitcase? Wait a second!
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'What in the name of balls
are you doing? Are you leaving?!
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'Are you leaving me, as well?
Abandonment!
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'I'll try harder.
Get me a cat flap or something.
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'For Jesus' sake, I haven't shit
on anything in weeks.
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'In. Right. We'll see how far
you get without socks.
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'Hey, you! No!'
- Aidan, let go.
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- 'You let go! No!'
- Aidan, let go.
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'You let go!
Oh! Why does she always win?
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'Think, Aidan. Think logically.
I can't. I'm a dog.
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'OK, emotionally.
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'I know. I'll leave this here.
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'You might need it.
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'Your actual heart.'
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UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS
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DOG BARKING
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This isn't scary.
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This isn't terrifying.
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This is just a girl in the world,
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looking for happiness
like everyone else...
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...except sometimes it ends up
on the Internet a little bit.
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You wrestled her
on the Internet
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and she said
you kicked her in the...
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In the fanny.
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To be fair,
that was an accident,
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but then she gave me
a dig in the boob.
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What's going on, Joy?
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What is this new thing
that you're doing?
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I could ask you the same question.
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She has a name. Her name is Sarah.
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I'm delighted for her.
She seems to have everything.
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Names and everything.
- Why are we whispering?
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Because I don't want
Canine Aidan to know you're here
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because we miss...
He misses you, or whatever.
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You gave me no choice.
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Is this just us trying to
validate our lives, our choices?
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How is everybody else doing it?
Should we care?
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How do we do it for ourselves?
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What, and where, is our happy
place in this mad old world?
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CLICKS TONGUE
Argh!
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I know this must seem scary,
but to be fair to me
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there was basically no way
to interrupt you
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once you'd started all of that.
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Oh, sorry.
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This is, er...
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- Conor.
- Yeah, this is Conor.
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He's a barista.
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So, tell us about this happy place.
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URINATING
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HIGH-PITCHED: Oh.
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UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS
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DOORBELL RINGS
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Can I take you to my happy place?
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Jesus, Joy
I know you're lonely, but...
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I'm not. I'm not lonely.
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Just want to take you
to my happy place.
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It's this week's assignment.
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I have to stay the night
in this place
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that does Reiki and reflexology
and alternative stuff
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to help clear your chakras
and help you find peace
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and all that stuff.
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I find it all a bit weird
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but I just thought
it might help you deal
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with the whole Eddie thing.
- Joy.
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It's cool if you don't want to talk
about it, Trish.
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I went out with Eddie for seven days
on our Leaving Cert holiday.
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- I don't want to push you.
- I've been married to Tom
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for eight years.
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This would help you deal
with that denial.
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Joy, I can't go away with you
for the night.
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This person's gonna arrive
at any moment
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and I know everybody says
it's a wonderful experience,
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but I don't want to remember
a single thing
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about a tiny human being
exploding out of my vagina.
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- Wow.
- So when it all kicks off,
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I don't want to be in the middle
of nowhere with a crazy person
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trying to coax the baby out
with feathers and crystals.
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I'm gonna go for all the drugs.
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All of them.
- Absolutely.
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Here she is.
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Well, you stay here
and finish cooking that.
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OK. I love you.
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I love you.
- Hey, enough of that now.
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- I love you!
- Shush.
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DOORBELL BUZZES
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- What? Oh. Joy.
- Hey.
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- Joy, it's you.
- Is Mummy in?
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Oh, love, you're here!
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Oh!
- Oh!
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JOY'S DAD SIGHS
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THEY CHUCKLE
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Yeah.
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Mum, could you come away with me
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for the night
to this retreat thing?
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Actually, we were just sort of
in the middle of something.
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Yeah, there was this fun article
in the Sunday papers
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about Sting and Trudie Styler.
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Yes, the really funny thing was
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the word "tant..."
- Tantric.
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Also came up in the crossword.
didn't it, Alex?
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It did, yes. Yes, it did.
Nine down.
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Do we need milk?
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OK, I'm gonna go now.
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Honey, we keep What Is App'ing you
to come over for dinner
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and you keep shrugging us off.
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Well, I know I said I found it hard
to cook for three instead of four
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because it's like...
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- Aidan's gone, so...
- M&S only cater for two or four.
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But, honey, it's OK.
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I can just freeze
the extra portion.
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I could come after you.
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- Oh, you certainly will.
- Oh!
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JOY'S DAD LAUGHS
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Bye. Come on.
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JOY'S MUM LAUGHS
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UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS
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Hey.
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So, I'll see you down there.
- Yeah.
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I just have to cover Greg's piece
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on how you can really make
your communion money work for you
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and then I'll be all over you.
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I'm really enjoying our assignments.
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CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY
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Not because I'm a...
Voyeur.
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Voy... Voyeur.
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Voy... Sorry.
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I'm never really sure
how to say that.
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It's just because, I mean...
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erm...
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it's fun working with you.
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Sure, there's the... the sky.
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Welcome, angel.
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I'm Sylvia.
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Welcome to the first day
of the rest of your life
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of telling unhappiness
and self-doubt to fuck off.
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SYLVIA GIGGLES
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Oh.
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Mm.
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So, you've signed the form
agreeing to full submission
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of the house rules, yes?
- Yeah.
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Well...
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come with me
through the vagina of life!
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I can take that.
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It's just that I've got
all my stuff in there.
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All my creams
and my bits for my face.
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I can be quite particular
about my skin-care routine.
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I've been told I have a
little bit of rosacea, actually.
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They cannot
bring you happiness.
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OK, it's just
all of my stuff is in there
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like my PJ's and my dressing gown.
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SYLVIA ROARS
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Goodbye, things. The brochure
did warn not to bring things
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of material value, and to book
before the end of the month.
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We've some great
bank-holiday offers.
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JOY BREATHES HEAVILY
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SHE SIGHS
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CHIMES RING
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So, if everyone
can join hands in the circle...
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Let us channel our creative energy
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by sharing it with one another.
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I need to give you some positivity.
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- Oh, no. I'm fine, thank you.
- Oh.
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So, my little cherubs,
why are we here?
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I feel I need to find
a way to be happy again.
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I mean, I was happy with Sheila...
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...before she slept with four people
off the residents' association.
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Yeah, I need to stop shopping
to fill hole in my life.
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I'm convinced one more pair
of shoes, and I'll be satisfied
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but it's only making me sadder.
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My niece thinks it's cool
that I live in a shoe den, but...
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she is two and a half, you know?
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I ate four eclairs after only
getting 23 likes for a selfie,
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so I need to stop looking
for approval from everybody else
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just cos my confidence
is in my pants right now.
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Sorry.
No, it's not "in my pants".
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It's...
What's that expression again?
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- In my boots.
- In my boots.
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Boots.
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Because everyone's
meant to be living
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the perfect life
in the perfect relationship,
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sometimes I feel
the pressure gets so heavy
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it might crack my skull open.
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Like, actually crack it open.
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But I've discovered,
as I hope many of you will,
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that that can't actually happen.
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Isn't that right, Sylvia?
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Thank you, Fintan.
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And what about you, Joy?
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What has brought you to this place?
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Oh, it's just a work thing.
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Erm, working on myself.
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Are there things in your life
that you've been unwilling
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to face or own up to before now?
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No.
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Everyone else thinks I should
be doing things differently
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but I'm OK with how I am.
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I believe
everything you're telling me
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as long as you are truly happy.
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Yeah, yeah. Very happy. Happy out.
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Happy just doing the things
the way I do them.
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I think everyone else
just needs to accept that, I think.
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So, where is your happy place?
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Alone.
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Or with... five people.
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I do like five people.
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SPORADIC APPLAUSE
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Out of a population
of seven billion,
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she likes five people.
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Yeah, to be fair, she was never
gonna get to know everyone, was she?
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But do you think
you're growing as a person, Joy?
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- I have been thinking...
- Mm-hm.
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...a lot about
all of that stuff, and...
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SHE BREATHES DEEPLY
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I just want to say that I am
gonna try to let go a bit.
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Good.
Because you're not the only one
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who's had to let go of a bit
you know, for us.
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OK, good.
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And I'm gonna start
by doing things and...
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and ideas and stuff and things.
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That would be great, Joy.
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That would be great. Thanks.
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Come, cherub.
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From here?
- Come.
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Come.
Come.
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Come.
Come.
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I just want to say, actually,
I don't think I need to start crying
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or start buying shoes
or anything, you know,
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just to prove that I feel
a certain way or whatever.
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I just want...
- Just lie down.
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OK.
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This is just a gentle
technique to cleanse the aura
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and release pent-up emotion.
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Pfft! Oh.
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Don't be alarmed
if you become emotional, Joy.
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It's just your pent-up
negative emotions
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finding a place to...
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Oh. Cool.
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This is sage to cleanse your aura
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and dandelion oil to clear away
all those dirty energies.
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OIL SLOSHING
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Mmm.
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SYLVIS SPITS
Oh!
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What the hell?!
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Dandelions are so stupid.
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This is all so stupid
because it clearly doesn't work,
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because nothing, look, nothing,
nothing has come out.
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It doesn't work. It's...
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Do you know what? I just...
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I would like a refund, actually.
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Cash in 50s in an envelope.
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Because this is...
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just daft!
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The happy place?
This is called a happy place?
255
00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:34,960
Does this look happy to you?
256
00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:38,959
I'm gonna tell our subscribers
about it, as well.
257
00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:40,959
This absolute farce!
258
00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:43,960
I've never in my life...
259
00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:48,959
Fucking dandelions!
260
00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:51,960
MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS
261
00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:05,480
- Hey, Joy.
- Hey.
262
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,319
Are you all right?
263
00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:09,960
Yeah.
264
00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:14,959
I don't know how to do
this piece, Stan.
265
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,959
BREATHES DEEPLY
266
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:18,960
I'm not sure I know
what intuition feels like.
267
00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:22,959
They keep asking us to listen
to our gut feeling
268
00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:24,959
but the only gut feeling I have
is extreme hunger
269
00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:27,959
because I think they think
eating nice food is bad.
270
00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:29,640
BOTH CHUCKLE
271
00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:32,999
I think
that's what people like, Joy.
272
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,320
You don't pretend
to have all the answers.
273
00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:39,959
Just be yourself
and you'll be great.
274
00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:43,320
Just be your lovely
non-judgmentally self.
275
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:48,959
I'm not sure I have
a non-judgmentally self.
276
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:51,960
Of course you do, Joy.
Let's get back. Come on.
277
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:55,960
I'll just patch it back in.
278
00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:59,959
Oh, Sheila
I forgive you, I forgive you.
279
00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:01,959
We should never have moved there.
It was my fault.
280
00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:03,959
We should never have moved there.
281
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:06,959
Let us all reconnect
with nature,
282
00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:08,959
give thanks to the trees.
283
00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:11,159
Thank you, trees!
284
00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:12,959
Thank you...
285
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:15,959
deciduous conifer.
286
00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:17,999
Sorry I haven't been
in touch lately
287
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,959
but I did want to say thanks
a mill for everything, you know.
288
00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:23,319
Really nailing my career right now
289
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,959
and my personal relationships.
290
00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:28,159
Oh, I'm living with somebody
who takes a bath
291
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,959
with bearded strangers,
and it turns out I have no friends
292
00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:33,319
and I might be quite odd,
so I just wanted to say...
293
00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:36,639
- Oh.
- ...thank you that I lost it
294
00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,319
in front of all these strangers.
295
00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:39,959
Just here? Yeah?
296
00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:41,640
Thanks. Very kind of you.
297
00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:44,319
So...
TARA CHUCKLES
298
00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:48,960
...I invite you now to let go
of your emotions and... Oh.
299
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:56,959
And allow Mother Nature
to heal your broken heart
300
00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,959
in her leafy bosom.
301
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:00,960
- For fuck's sake.
- Fuck's sake.
302
00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:03,640
BOTH LAUGH
303
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:05,960
CLANG
304
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:08,959
Look to the sky.
305
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:11,959
Tell me what you can see.
306
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:15,320
I can see a cloud
in the shape of a...
307
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:17,959
...a shoe.
308
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,959
I see the tail
of an aeroplane cloud.
309
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:23,960
It's probably Sheila off to Barbados
with ten lovers off our road.
310
00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:28,959
I see some pretty great lighting
for a good selfie here.
311
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:30,960
What about you, Joy?
312
00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:36,959
I just see
potential sun damage, really.
313
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:39,959
One of those birds there
coming over here
314
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:42,960
and just shitting on me
into my mouth.
315
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:44,959
It's worrying me a little bit.
316
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:46,959
I haven't had a tetanus
since last May.
317
00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:49,959
What I want you to see
are the limitless possibilities.
318
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:54,959
Fly as high as that beautiful sky.
319
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,159
Stan likes the sky.
320
00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:57,959
There are no limits.
321
00:15:57,960 --> 00:15:59,959
There is the limit
that when you go beyond
322
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,959
the Earth's atmosphere
you completely implode
323
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:05,959
in an orbital velocity.
- Shut the fuck up, Fintan.
324
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:10,959
Tell unhappiness and self-doubt
to fuck off.
325
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:13,959
Join me together.
CLANG
326
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:15,639
Fuck off!
327
00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:17,959
- Aah!
- Aah!
328
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,960
GROUP SCREAMING
329
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:24,960
Fuck off.
330
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:28,000
WIND GUSTING
331
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:34,160
THUD
Oh.
332
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:49,960
SIGHS
333
00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:57,960
KNOCK ON DOOR
334
00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:03,960
Oh.
335
00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:06,959
Is that...
336
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:08,959
Is that butter on my face?
337
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,959
- Yeah.
- Yes.
338
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,959
I don't have any of my stuff.
339
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,959
I've got
very specific skin-care needs.
340
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:18,959
I've got dry skin and rosacea,
so this is helping moisturise.
341
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:21,159
- Yeah.
- I don't have a dressing gown.
342
00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:23,959
That was also thrown in a ditch
in a bid to find happiness.
343
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,959
Yeah, you're, like the Bear Grylls
344
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:27,960
of the retreat world.
- Yeah.
345
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,640
Yeah.
346
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:35,959
How do you still have those?
They're contraband goods.
347
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:36,959
I snuck down to the ditch.
348
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:40,960
I needed to rescue these guys,
so I could sleep.
349
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,639
Really?
350
00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:44,960
Yeah.
351
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:47,960
They're gorgeous.
352
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:52,960
Maybe you should do that.
353
00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:58,480
Oh. Oh.
354
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:00,960
Uh!
355
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:03,160
SIGHS
356
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,000
Ah, yes.
357
00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:18,960
Oh, yes.
358
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:22,960
There.
359
00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:36,960
Hey.
360
00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:39,960
Don't go.
361
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:41,960
Stay another night.
362
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,000
Are you sure that's OK?
363
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,320
Yeah.
364
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:53,960
And maybe after that,
stay every night.
365
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,959
CLANG
'I really hope
366
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:05,479
'you all got something
from this experience.'
367
00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:07,959
If there is any one thing
you would take away,
368
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:09,800
what would it be?
369
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:12,959
The small shampoo
and conditioner in the bathroom.
370
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:15,959
No, no. No, not things.
371
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:18,959
Because things do not define me.
372
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:19,959
CLANG
373
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:21,959
In order to be happy
374
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:24,959
it's all right to be
really, really sad first.
375
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:26,160
CLANG
376
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:29,959
It's good to see you again, Fintan.
377
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,959
I'm going to try
and get out of my own head a...
378
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:32,960
CLANG
379
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:37,960
SHE SIGHS
380
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,960
I think maybe I am lonely.
381
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:49,960
I've never minded being alone,
but this feels different.
382
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:54,799
And it's not like anything bad
happened in my childhood.
383
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:55,959
My mum has apologised
for feeding me
384
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:57,959
those really bad chicken nuggets,
385
00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:59,960
but she said
everyone was at it in '80s.
386
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:04,960
But it does feel like
it's getting harder to be like this.
387
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:07,999
It's really hard out there, too.
388
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:13,640
I mean, so many exhausting feelings,
so much potential for pain.
389
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:18,959
Like, why can you not compromise
on anything?!
390
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:20,320
Like, what's wrong with you?
391
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:23,960
Why can't you just say it?
392
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:30,960
Fuck this shit.
393
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:34,639
Fuck this shit.
394
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:35,960
DOOR SLAMS
395
00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:38,960
SHE SIGHS
396
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:43,960
I love you.
397
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,800
SIGHS
398
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,639
Thanks a mill for helping me
come and get my case.
399
00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:57,959
You are so welcome,
but as much as I hate to break
400
00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:01,959
this moment of altruism,
my case was in there, too.
401
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:02,959
Oh. Yeah.
402
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,959
I'm glad I did this.
403
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:06,999
Yeah, me too, I think.
404
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,959
You know, what Sylvia wants...
405
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:11,959
throwing away all your baggage,
406
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:13,959
I don't think
it's entirely realistic.
407
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:15,479
Yeah.
408
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:17,959
To lighten your load maybe.
409
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:19,960
Figure out what you're willing
to keep carrying.
410
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:22,959
You know, we should swap numbers
411
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:24,999
promise to meet each other
for lunch like 57 times
412
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:28,959
until we both eventually accept
that it's never gonna happen.
413
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:30,959
I'd like that.
414
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:31,959
Great.
415
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:37,959
Hey, Tara, as my new
never-to-be-seen-again friend,
416
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:40,639
I think you should know
that I'm trying to be less scared
417
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,959
of asking people for help
and depending on them.
418
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:46,479
So could I interview you
about your experience here
419
00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:48,959
so I could maybe keep my job?
420
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:49,959
Done.
421
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:52,959
You can keep your job if I
can keep your Adidas Originals.
422
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:54,959
- OK.
- Yeah?
423
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:55,960
Yeah.
424
00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:58,959
What size are you?
425
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:00,959
- 13.
- 13?
426
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:02,960
Yeah, I am. You wouldn't know.
427
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:21,959
I'm telling negativity
and strict skin-care regimes
428
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:22,960
to fuck off.
429
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:26,799
Oh, hi, lady of the manor.
430
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:27,959
How'd it go?
431
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,959
It was actually very interesting.
432
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:31,959
- Oh, this is Jimmy, by the way.
- Hiya.
433
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:33,799
Oh, he's not... We didn't...
434
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:35,959
Basically, we've been friends
since, like, forever
435
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:37,999
and we've been having baths
together since we were, what?
436
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,959
Like three. I'm gay, just in case
you thought it got weird
437
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,319
after the age of 12 or whatever.
438
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,319
- Oh, no. It's never been weird.
- Yeah. No.
439
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:46,639
Nothing's gonna happen
if I don't cleanse,
440
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:48,959
tone, exfoliate
serum-ize, moisturise, is it?
441
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:50,959
I mean, the world's
not stop gonna turning.
442
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:51,959
No, mate.
443
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,959
Where's Canine Aidan?
BARKING
444
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:55,960
He was feeling a bit lonely.
445
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:01,639
- Nice to meet you, Jimmy.
- See you.
446
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:03,319
Bye.
447
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:05,319
HE BLOWS,
SHE LAUGHS
448
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:07,960
KEYBOARD CLACKING
449
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:24,960
PHONE CHIMES
450
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:42,959
HE BARKS
451
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:45,639
'Hey, there's still
a bit of a pong here.
452
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:47,959
'Put them through another cycle.'
HE SNIFFS
453
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:48,959
- Come here.
- 'Oh, lick. OK.'
454
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,959
- Oh! Oh!
- 'Mm-mm! Good lick.'
455
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:52,479
Oh.
456
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:53,960
That is so gross.
457
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:57,959
I know you've just licked
your bum before licking my face.
458
00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,479
'Snared.'
459
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:02,959
Well, I am trying to let go
and be less judgmental.
460
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:04,959
And you've just had a bath so...
461
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:05,959
'Clean as a whistle.'
462
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:07,959
...I appreciate the thought.
463
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:09,959
'Thanks for coming home, Joy.
464
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,959
'Despite all my flaws
and shitting the bed and all that,
465
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:13,960
'thanks for coming back to me.'
466
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,959
Joy!
- 'She's gas.'
467
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:18,959
Do you want tea?
We're making a pot.
468
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:19,999
- Tea?
- 'Uh-oh.
469
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,959
'She's thinking, "Tea after 9:30?"
470
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:24,959
'There's 26.4 mgs
of caffeine in every bag.
471
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,959
'Are these people insane?'
472
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:28,999
- Sure.
- 'Attagirl!'
473
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,959
UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS
474
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:33,960
DOG BARKING
475
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:56,959
DOGS HOWLING
476
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:58,960
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