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'An old pep
in her step this morning.
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'Good. Good to see.
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'He's not coming back. OK.
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'No-one quite scratches
under the chin like he can.
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'Not to mention those pigs' ears.
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'Yummers!
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'That was our dirty little secret.
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'I just want to make you happy, Joy.
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'It's just that...
everything feels different now
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'and I'm struggling here a bit
and I think you are, too
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'but maybe you're just better
at hiding it than me.
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'It's just
that dogs need boundaries.'
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Sometimes I think you're
the only one who doesn't judge me.
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You know that?
You're the only one who gets me.
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'I won't judge you
if you don't judge me, OK?
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'Ah!'
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- SHE SIGHS
- 'Yeah.
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'You see, the thing is...
Now, wait.'
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- Aidan.
- 'No. Pause, rewind, refocus.'
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What have you got to say
for yourself?
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'That was a proper human-dog
connecting moment we had.
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'That was pure Disney stuff
right there!
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'OK, so, wait. So, this is...
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'Mm, mm. Mm, mm, mm.'
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- Oh!
- 'Oh. Rookie.'
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- No. No!
- 'I know.
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'Boundaries. Totally, yeah.
No, I get it.
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'You know, you'd think I hadn't
watched Pretty Woman with you
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'like 7,000 times.
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' "Not on the mouth!" '
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UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS
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DOG BARKING
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- High five, sister!
- Oh!
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Fuck, Charlene.
That's not a high five.
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I'm just really excited for you.
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Congratulations. Basically
you haven't been fired.
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- Oh, was I gonna be?
- I'm not gonna lie,
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the chances were defo up there.
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We're expecting a lot of trolling,
big backlash, intense hate
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and all directed at you
cos you're not Flora.
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OK.
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I thought
maybe they believed in me.
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Yeah, no.
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But then people liked it.
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Our sponsors are happy.
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We haven't fucked it up!
- OK, good.
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Yeah. Yes, it is good, Joy.
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We're not gonna starve and I can
still buy expensive moisturiser,
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which is important to me, OK?
- OK.
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Now, Jeffrey, Audrey and the team
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are waiting to tell us
abut this week's assignment.
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You are gonna freak out!
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It's not what I want.
It's not what I want.
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- I just need to update it.
- It's not what I want.
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I will.
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Oh.
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All righty, all righty, all righty!
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We are still standing, comrades.
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And better than we expected, Joy.
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Audrey here thought you were
gonna fuck the whole thing up
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and then you went
and surprised us all
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with your naive reporting style
and your supreme vulnerability.
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You fooled them all.
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You didn't really fool me.
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We have a pretty good editor.
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So, this week
you basically need to better.
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We've assigned Stan to you
for the rest of the week.
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That guy is so committed.
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He has third-degree windburns
from Skellig Michael.
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He's a legend.
- He's amazing.
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So you just concentrate
on getting the juicy stuff.
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Make it sexy, make it hot.
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- Jizz it up.
- Jesus.
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- Jazz.
- Jazz it up.
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OK. So, what exactly
will I be doing?
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We need a piece on boundaries.
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Write up on how they impact
our lives
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to accompany your film piece
to camera.
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Where you'll be wrestling.
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It's a wellness group
called Wrestle Your Demons,
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where you get to explore
healthy boundaries and tone up.
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It's brilliant.
But you need to bring a friend.
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You have to do it in twos.
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- You can do it, Joy.
- But we need more,
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to know more about you.
We're watching, Joy.
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RINGTONE PLAYS
Oh. Sorry.
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Sorry.
BEEP
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'Alan, maybe put it
on the radiator for a bit
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'if it's still sore.'
- Shh!
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'When are you coming over, Joy?'
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- Sorry. It's my mum.
- 'Your dad's procedure
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'is all done now.'
- Hello, Mrs Joy's mum!
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'It's all good down there, chicken.'
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She's doing great.
'He's a little bit tender
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'but his penis is fine, love.'
- Shh.
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Hey.
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I saw the finished piece
from last week.
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Yeah, I really don't know
what I'm doing.
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No, it was good. It was funny.
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You were like a young, fearless,
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abseiling Princess Leia
or something.
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HE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY
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Or like, erm, Chewbacca or whatever.
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Er...
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They've assigned me to film
this week's piece, too.
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- Mm.
- So, er,
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see you in the wrestling ring!
Sorry.
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To properly document my humiliation.
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No, don't worry. I'll, er,
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I'll catch all your best angles.
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Really looking forward to it.
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Erm...
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PRINTER WHIRRING
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What is it with you?
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I mean, you and your stuff
and your belongings
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and you just need all this space
and order and...
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Jesus!
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Actually, well,
that's just really annoying.
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There's just an order to things.
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You know,
there's boundaries to stuff.
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Help them feel calm,
me feel happy and organised.
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Ju... Oh! Oh.
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You're being unhelpful.
- But what boundaries, though?
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So, it's like you make
these rules up in your head
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and then you think you have to apply
them to all life situations.
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And you expect everyone else
to know
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what the fuck you're talking about.
Or what to do with them.
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Well, I don't want
to keep discussing it.
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Yeah, well, I'm sorry
if it frustrates me.
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TELEPHONE RINGING
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And your breathing exercises,
of course, are your friend.
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I'm sorry we couldn't go
to the cinema
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but I've got to learn this stuff
so I don't rip my vagina.
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Yeah, no, I totally understand.
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And with Tom being away
I've missed so many classes.
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Thank you for coming with me.
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No, it's cool. I'm enjoying this.
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Basically, you just take
your coconut oil
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and you just rub it right in there.
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Right into your perineum.
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This is very educational.
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Let's just breathe again here.
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OK. And...
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BREATHES DEEPLY
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Actually, do you know
I do have a favour to ask you back.
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Will you be my, er,
wrestling partner?
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Erm...
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No, you can't do that.
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Yeah, they can be quite strict
about things like, er,
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unpasteurised cheese
and full-contact wrestling.
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Yeah.
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Honestly, Joy, if you want
to hang out with other friends
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I'm totally cool with it.
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What other friends?
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Joy, it's OK to have other friends.
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You can make other friends.
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Because, believe it or not,
you make a very lovely friend.
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The one thing that you don't
want is to be unprepared.
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And don't forget. We have the
roommate interviews tomorrow.
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And who knows? Maybe one of them
could turn into, like, a real pal.
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...is happening,
and before you know it
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you've ripped your vagina
right into your anus.
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Exactly!
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Yes.
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Such a good menu.
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I'm gonna go
for the croque monsieur
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with chips and sausages
and a side of kale.
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It keeps my hair shiny.
What do you want, Joy?
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I don't know, Charlene.
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I think I'm just freaking out
a little bit
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because I have to find a partner
for this wrestling thing.
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I mean, I know my world is small.
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I know I've cut myself off
from a lot of people
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and maybe that's OK,
or maybe now it's not OK
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cos it's not working
as a coping mechanism any more,
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but in truth,
I just convinced myself
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I didn't really need anybody else.
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Anyway, I wouldn't know
how to undo it all
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or do it any other way, anyway.
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OK, but what would you like
for lunch?
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Huh?
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Oh.
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The same.
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I don't know what I'm doing,
Charlene.
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- Nobody does.
- I just don't get this.
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Wrestling?!
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I've got tight hamstrings.
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What would Flora do?
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Stretch?
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Oh, look, please come with me
tomorrow to the wrestling.
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Jeffrey and Audrey are looking
for something truthful
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and honest and amazing
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and I'm really starting
to feel the pressure.
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I can't go with you, Joy.
I can't double job.
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And besides, I've been in trouble
for fighting before.
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But it can't be that hard
for you to find someone.
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People love
being in front of the camera.
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Go over to her. Ask her.
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Members of the public
love being involved.
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It makes them feel reflected
in the truth of it or...
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some bullshit like that
that's very touching
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but I don't really understand.
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I can't ask her.
She's gonna think I'm weird.
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Probably, but is that really
the worst that can happen?
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OK.
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OK.
CHUCKLES
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I'm sorry. I can't. I can't.
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Hi. My name's Charlene.
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I work for News Today.
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My friend and I thought
you have a really good look
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and we were wondering
if you'd like to be part
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of a segment tomorrow.
Are you serious?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah. OK.
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- Great. What was your name?
- Sarah. Nice to meet you.
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So, this is Sarah
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and she'd really like to be
involved in the piece tomorrow.
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Hi. Nice to meet you.
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You're so lucky.
Do you know that?
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No social media.
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No-one looking to see
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how not perfectly
you're living your life.
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No-one judging, no rules,
no pressure.
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You can just go out
and sniff around whoever you want.
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No-one's gonna get a picture of it
and put it online
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so the last bitch you've ridden
is looking, going, "Who's that?"
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You know?
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And, look, I don't mean bitch
as in "bitch".
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I mean a lady dog.
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And I hope you can still enjoy it
after we've got rid of your balls.
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KNOCK ON DOOR
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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SHE EXHALES
Hot.
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OK, how do we do this?
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Well, we interview them
and see which one fits best.
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- Great. Easy-peasy.
- Piece of piss.
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I love watching movies
and going for walks
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in my spare time.
- No.
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I'd be happy
to cook the meals and things.
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Baking. I love baking.
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I'm so sorry. I don't think
it's gonna work out.
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I'm trying to cut down on buns.
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I have a boyfriend,
so he'd stay over sometimes.
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But we're not noisy or anything.
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LAUGHS
Do you have a boyfriend?
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I'm incredibly organised, tidy.
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Er, clean freak.
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Sometimes I go round with
a cloth and a Dettol spritzer.
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Stay in my room mostly.
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Don't talk much.
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- Perfect!
- No.
251
00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:54,159
Our fridge is broken.
You'd hate it here.
252
00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:55,959
We have no running water.
253
00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:56,959
We have rats.
254
00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:57,959
So sorry for wasting your time.
255
00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:00,959
The room has actually
just been taken.
256
00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:02,959
Please get out.
257
00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:04,959
I thought you said you were
gonna do things differently.
258
00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:06,959
- I'm trying!
- You're not.
259
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:07,959
You're not trying.
260
00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:09,959
You said you were
reimagining boundaries
261
00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:11,479
for your work, for your life.
262
00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:12,959
I am. I did!
263
00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:14,959
Just today, I hung out
with this hot young thing
264
00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:17,159
who happens to maybe be falling
in love with human Aidan
265
00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:18,959
and tomorrow I'm gonna wrestle her.
266
00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:20,639
- What?!
- On the Internet, yeah.
267
00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,319
So don't lecture me
on boundaries, because...
268
00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:24,799
KNOCK ON DOOR
Oh! Oh!
269
00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:26,959
OK, Trish, watch this.
270
00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:29,159
Oh. Whoo!
271
00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:30,959
Look at the new me in action.
272
00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:32,319
Are you watching?
273
00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:33,959
- Do you want the room?
- Wha...
274
00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:35,959
The room here, do you want it?
275
00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:37,959
- Er, yeah.
- Great. It's yours.
276
00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:40,959
Thank you. Thank you so much,
you precious little angel.
277
00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:43,959
Ah, that's so exciting.
Look at this!
278
00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:45,800
Congrats!
- Ooh!
279
00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:48,320
Too low. That's my gee.
280
00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:51,960
Sorry.
281
00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:55,959
As you know,
it's a piece on boundaries.
282
00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:58,639
But, look, it will be a good
bit of exercise, if nothing else,
283
00:12:58,640 --> 00:12:59,999
cos you do look like
you like to keep fit.
284
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,959
Would you say
you do a lot of squats?
285
00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:04,639
Like, would squatting be
a part of your daily routine?
286
00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:06,959
Er, yeah, I like to keep pretty fit.
287
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,959
Your hair is very swishy.
288
00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:10,159
Are you good with kale?
289
00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:11,999
Like, where are you
with your intake of kale?
290
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,959
Is this a beauty feature?
291
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,639
Oh, ooh!
292
00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:18,959
- Oh! A bit of poo.
- Erm...
293
00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:22,959
It's just some
background research stuff.
294
00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:24,959
Er, cool.
295
00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:28,959
You know, I've been thinking
about the whole boundary things
296
00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:31,959
and how to keep them healthy.
297
00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:32,959
I think what it really is for me
298
00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:35,959
is just about trying
to do things continually
299
00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:37,959
outside your comfort zone,
you know?
300
00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:40,959
And what if you can only exist
inside your comfort zone?
301
00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:42,959
Well, then you die.
Like, emotionally.
302
00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:46,959
Why else do we exist
if it's not to learn and grow?
303
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,960
To love?
To find and share joy?
304
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,959
Besides, if I kept the boundaries
305
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,959
I never would have met
this great new guy.
306
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:55,960
Oh.
307
00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:59,800
So sorry. I think I still
have some shit on my shoe.
308
00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:07,960
CHUCKLES
309
00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:21,959
Hey, Joy. Hello.
310
00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:23,959
I'm just gonna get
a few shots over here
311
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:25,959
and then I'll be ready to roll
in two minutes.
312
00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:27,959
Perfect.
313
00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:29,800
WOMAN GRUNTS,
THUD
314
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:33,959
So...
315
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:36,639
I hate running, right?
316
00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,799
I mean, I really hate it.
317
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,959
I think it actually stems
from being chased
318
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:42,959
by a potential-sexual-predator
guy once.
319
00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:45,959
Anyway, I don't believe
in bad boundaries like that.
320
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:49,959
So I joined
this fun tag-running group
321
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:50,959
and I met this really cute guy.
322
00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:52,959
He hates running in groups.
323
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:53,960
What? Who?
324
00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:56,959
- Well?
- Oh!
325
00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,799
- Hey!
- How about that?
326
00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,639
Where do you stand
on WWE boundaries, huh?
327
00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:01,959
Sorry? Oh, Jesus!
328
00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:02,959
This too much in your face for you?
329
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:04,959
- Kind of.
- Huh? What about this?
330
00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:06,799
- The rear naked choke.
- The rear naked choke?
331
00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:07,959
The rear naked choke.
332
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:09,799
A retaliation move...
- Sounds quite sleazy.
333
00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,959
...for your constant wrangling
of the brain buster.
334
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:14,159
Oh! OK, I'm tapping out.
I'm tapping out!
335
00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,959
- No, you're not.
- She's tapping out.
336
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:17,480
No, she's not.
337
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:19,960
Ow!
338
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:21,999
Oh.
339
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,959
BOTH LAUGH
340
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:25,959
Hey, how about if I just
threw everything off course here
341
00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:28,960
for a second and told you
I was falling in love with you?
342
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:36,959
- Nothing.
- Oh.
343
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:40,959
Anyway, turns out not all guys
are sexual predators.
344
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:44,319
You know, some can be
really sweet, fun,
345
00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:46,319
gentle, passionate lovers.
346
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,960
Rolling!
JOY VOMITING
347
00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:51,959
GAGS
348
00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:53,959
Are you OK?
349
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:56,959
I think I, erm, I think I must
have eaten some raw chicken
350
00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,799
or something in that coffee shop.
351
00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:00,159
I'm definitely gonna
complain about it.
352
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,960
Yeah, you should.
353
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:04,960
You ready?
354
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:08,480
BREATHES DEEPLY
355
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:15,959
OK, before we start today
356
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:18,639
let's talk a little
about the philosophy
357
00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:19,959
of professional wrestling.
358
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:22,959
What we learn in the ring
here today, we learn in life.
359
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:25,959
We can start to benefit from
the strength of other people
360
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:28,960
and secure boundaries
to protect our weaknesses.
361
00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:33,959
When you're ready,
start to circle each other
362
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,960
and recognise
each other's body languages.
363
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,960
SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS
364
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:54,960
Oh!
365
00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:59,639
That's actually
an illegal shot.
366
00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:00,959
I'm so sorry.
367
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:02,479
SCREAMS
368
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:03,959
GASPS
369
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,320
CRASH,
SCREAMING
370
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:07,960
Yeah!
371
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:11,960
MID-TEMPO
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
372
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:23,959
Mm! Hey, landlady.
373
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:24,959
I'm just unwinding.
374
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,959
Ch-ch-ch-chillin'.
LAUGHS
375
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:29,959
Oh, by the way,
do not panic about the mess.
376
00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:30,959
I am gonna clean it up.
377
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:33,479
I basically unpacked here, and
I'm gonna move it up to my room.
378
00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:36,159
I've been living on couches so long,
I totally forgot about...
379
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,959
♪ The wardrobes! ♪
380
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:41,959
Oh, yeah.
Also, I wanted to watch TV
381
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:44,959
and then I found this
zipped up in here
382
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,959
and I didn't want to tamper with it
383
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:49,959
cos I thought it might be
part of a police investigation.
384
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:51,959
And I know it's a crime
to tamper with the evidence
385
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:53,959
and I didn't want you
to end up in jail
386
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:55,960
just because I wanted to watch
Cake Boss, you know.
387
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:00,959
You lived on couches?
388
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,959
Yeah. Couchsurf.com.
You basically, like,
389
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:05,959
live on loads of
random people's couches
390
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:09,959
meeting new people, new experiences,
391
00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:11,959
moving around, mixing it up.
392
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,959
I have met some of my best friends,
actually, on couches.
393
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,959
Some of my best lovers, even.
394
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:18,959
CHUCKLES
Who knew I'd learn to make
395
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:19,959
the perfect patatas bravas
396
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,319
from the coolest Latino
transgender mime performer
397
00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:24,959
I, personally, have ever met.
Honestly.
398
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:25,959
He was, like...
GASPS
399
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:26,959
And I was, like...
GASPS
400
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:30,639
I thought there was a window
there, but there was no window.
401
00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:31,959
SIGHS
402
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:36,799
I've never even had patatas bravas.
403
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:38,799
Oh, my God.
I'll teach you how to make them.
404
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:39,960
That'd be really nice.
405
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:43,959
I think maybe I've needed
some patatas bravas
406
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:45,959
for some while now.
- Oh.
407
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:47,959
Carb-related sugar slumps.
I hear you, sister.
408
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,639
I, one time, fainted on the street
and cracked two ribs
409
00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:53,959
because a lady
cycled over me on a city bike,
410
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:55,800
so you have to be very careful
with those.
411
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:00,959
Um...
412
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:02,319
Oh, no! Hang on.
413
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:04,959
Let me. Do not worry.
414
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:05,959
GRUNTS
415
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,960
Oh. Just...
416
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,999
Voila!
SIGHS
417
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,960
Thank you.
MUSIC STOPS
418
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:17,160
Oh.
419
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:33,959
Me and this guy, erm...
420
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:36,959
we broke up right in the middle
of season two of Narcos.
421
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:38,959
- Oh, no.
- Yeah.
422
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,479
I just couldn't touch it, you know?
423
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,960
- Mm.
- I just zipped it up in here.
424
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:45,960
JOY SIGHS
425
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:49,959
How come you're here?
426
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:54,959
You know, in a room, not on a couch
with some surfy trip.
427
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:58,479
Yeah, my last guy,
428
00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:01,959
he stole my credit card
429
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,959
after he stole my heart.
- Jesus.
430
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:06,959
He also stole this really
lovely cashmere sweater
431
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:08,959
I was particularly attached to.
432
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:12,000
Yeah, so I just needed to move on,
just try something new.
433
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:16,960
- I did something new today.
- Oh?
434
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:19,960
I hung out with a stranger.
435
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:24,959
We chatted.
She let her guard down.
436
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,960
And I really wanted
to hate her, you know.
437
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:29,960
But she was great.
438
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:34,159
I can totally see why he likes her.
439
00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:36,960
AMELIA CLICKS TONGUE,
THEN SIGHS
440
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:40,959
And then I fought her,
like an old-fashioned duel,
441
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:42,959
which she won.
442
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:43,960
She really won, you know.
443
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:46,959
She opened up her boundaries
444
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,959
and when I crossed them
she took my strength.
445
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:49,959
She took my fucking strength,
Amelia.
446
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:52,959
I felt like Mickey Rourke.
- Yeah.
447
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:58,159
Then she handed me my less-toned
ass back to me on a plate.
448
00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:00,959
I mean, it was pretty impressive,
to be honest.
449
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:04,959
And now the teaser is trending on
Twitter, which is interesting.
450
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:05,960
JOY SIGHS
451
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:10,960
Maybe I've just had my boundary
settings the wrong way around.
452
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:12,960
Oh.
453
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:15,320
Hey.
454
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:20,319
Do you want to watch some drug lords
455
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,960
get gunned down
at close range in the face?
456
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:26,960
Sounds really lovely.
457
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:29,959
Give me that.
458
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:31,959
- Hrrrrrh! Achhh!
- Oh. Oh, God.
459
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:33,999
IMITATING BIRD SQUAWKING
460
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,959
HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: "Hey, I'm out!"
461
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,960
Right, here we go.
462
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:44,959
REMOTE CLICKS
463
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:46,960
Oh, sorry. You put yours down.
There we go.
464
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:52,160
SLOW MUSIC PLAYS ON TV
465
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:54,959
GUNSHOT
Oh.
466
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:56,960
BOTH LAUGH
His face.
467
00:21:57,960 --> 00:21:59,959
See, I find him really handsome
468
00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:01,159
even though I do know
that he has ruined
469
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:04,959
quite a lot of families' lives
through his exploits.
470
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:05,959
There goes his face.
471
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:07,960
MACHINE-GUN FIRE
472
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:10,960
BOTH LAUGH
473
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:25,320
MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYS
474
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,960
I think I'm ready
to give you this.
475
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:05,960
Joy.
476
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:08,960
Your tiny heart of stone.
- Yeah.
477
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:11,959
Thank you.
478
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:12,960
You're welcome.
479
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:20,480
ROCK CLATTERS
480
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:38,959
'You have
two new voice messages.'
481
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:40,959
BEEP
'Hey, it's Charlene.
482
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:42,959
'That girl from the coffee shop,
she is fab.'
483
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:43,959
BEEP
'It's Audrey.
484
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:45,959
'It's better-ish.
485
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:47,799
'It's honest, kind of.
486
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:50,639
'Maybe we got to know you more,
sort of. Bye.'
487
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:51,959
BEEP
488
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:52,960
SIGHS
489
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:03,959
'Hey. Oh, yeah.
490
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:06,799
'The Snuggle Monster's here.
491
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:08,959
'Oh, she's probably wondering
what she's got herself into.
492
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:11,959
'She must be exhausted, poor thing.'
493
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:13,800
HE SIGHS
I know.
494
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:16,959
I miss him, too.
495
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:18,959
'Oh, God, that's got me.
496
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:20,960
'That's really got me.
497
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:22,959
'Ohhh!'
498
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:24,639
DOORBELL RINGS
499
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:26,959
'Go away. We're bonding.'
500
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,319
DOOR OPENS
Hey, Joy!
501
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:32,639
Some bloke is here
with the same name as your dog!
502
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:34,959
'What?'
- He says it's about wrestling
503
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:35,959
that woman on the Internet.
504
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:38,959
'Oh, my God, pigs' ears!'
505
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:39,959
Joy?
506
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:42,959
UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS
507
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:43,960
DOG BARKING
508
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:08,959
DOGS HOWLING
509
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:10,960
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