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(Transcrito por TurboScribe.ai. Atualize para Ilimitado para remover esta mensagem.) So, there's the seats from Wembley, right?

Yeah. Look at the plaque.

Oh, wow! That's really lovely.

And these are the Wembley...

They're the actual seats that my family sat on.

A life-changing day.

I remember going to the cup final in 1985, Watford against Everton,

and I had to walk about three miles cos I didn't have enough money

to get the train from Watford to Wembley to meet the boys.

Do you know what I mean? You're in the stands watching Watford,

your team and all that, right up with the pigeons and all that,

and then three years later, you're actually on the bloody pit.

The FA Cup final.

Winning it against the mightiest team on the planet at the time.

Wow. Did you ever imagine that you were going to be doing that?

I used to watch the England games, right?

I used to go to all the England games when I was younger,

and I used to wear my England kit and my England tracksuit

in case one of the players didn't turn up.

That's what you think in your head, don't you?

Amazing. Yeah.

It's been a long, chaotic summer.

Are we on?

And it's not over yet.

Coming in, you go, oh, bosh.

The progress at Manor House is fantastic right now.

Pipes, radiators, kitchens.

It's my fix, if you like.

With just snags in front of me... There's too much white.

The Manor is on the home straight.

Emma's disco lights.

Come on, Patty, what do you think, son?

Excellent. I love it. Woo-hoo!

There's a floating sign going down there.

Saying what?

V Jones is the bollocks.

Oh, dear.

I'm now praying for one final thing to break my way.

I need the Lake House permission to come through

so that I can roll everybody from the Manor House down the hill

into work, cos what I don't want to do is start losing all the trades.

We're going to do the fence in black, are we?

Yeah. Why have I only done half of it?

Can you wire it up so I go, bosh?

I've got the carpenters, electricians, the painters,

I've got us all busy. Keep the memento going.

Good girl. Good girl.

Good girl, Mama. Good girl.

But the tradies up at the Manor

ain't the only circus in town right now.

They're just shitting machines.

It's just a factory of shite.

Pip's five pups are thriving up at the farm

and she's not the only one who's gone full-on Mama Bear.

15 days old and they're doing amazing.

I've had many, many puppies in my time

and this is an Emma time to have the chaos of the puppies.

I'm at the Manor House. I've got to get on with this job.

I just can't deal with the piss and shit.

They're full-on. They just go for it.

It ain't my thing. I'll be at the Manor House with the lads.

We've got one brown.

All the girls are black.

One's slightly with a chocolate sheen.

Who have we got here?

This is Minnie cos she's the smallest.

She's tiny, but she's getting bigger and she's all black.

She's beautiful. Hi!

And then we've got our black and tan boy.

He's just so gorgeous. Look at him.

You're a very handsome boy, aren't you?

Good girl, Mama.

And here's Joy.

Joy is the girl that I pulled out and revived

and she is the first one to open her eyes.

She beat everyone to it.

And she's doing so well.

We did miss such a stressful time

that I just thought,

like, she represents joy, really.

Cos against all odds,

I didn't think I was going to be able to pull her out that day.

I really didn't. It's a bit of a blur.

Look at her. She's a complete bruiser.

And she's thriving.

Yes!

It's hard because I'd sort of keep them all.

He is a real character, this one.

He is the troublemaker. He's the Vinnie of the group.

He just terrorises everyone.

He just causes mayhem and trouble.

He was the last to open his eyes.

He's just the Vinnie of the group.

I really... I've sort of fallen in love with him.

What are you doing?

Hey? I mean, look at him. I mean, he's hilarious.

I should really call him Vinnie.

I should, shouldn't I?

He is... Look at him. Look at his face.

He is just such a little bruiser.

He's like, yeah, come and have a go if you think you're hard enough.

Hey? That is the crazy gang.

And there we have it. The absolute crazy gang.

Oh, man.

While I've been running around like a blue-arse fly...

Hello!

..I've not had time to check in on Wobbs's progress.

Thought you was hiding down here. It's lovely, innit?

It's coming on. It's coming on.

We're getting there. Looks great. But we're not there yet.

What I'm building here is probably, I would say,

85% of men's dream.

But we'd all love a man cave. We do. It's a man thing.

We all love a shed at the bottom of the garden.

Be careful. They're not doing that, are they?

Or is that optical illusion? It's optical, mate.

Might be nice at both corners, mightn't it?

Yeah, well, if you want to. There and there, I think.

Well, we could, but, I mean, if you want me to, I can.

I think it would be nice. OK, mate.

The older you get, the more time you spend in your shed.

But with him, he can't sit still for five minutes,

so I can't see that he's going to get any benefit out of it.

That's wrong, cos that's fucking above that.

You don't, do you? No, it will drive me mad, Wobbs.

It won't be. Wobbs, I'm not here to drive you mad.

We'll just do a distraction dance.

We'll just, you know, just look over there.

Listen, on every job, there's little snaggings.

And he is the snag master. I am the snag master.

I'd like to say, let's finish, and then we'll have a snag.

How's the, um, diet going?

Can you see me? Look...

Emma, can you see me? Barely.

Are you nailed on? Are you, like, so aggressive with it?

Er... Are you easing up a bit?

No, I'm... Yeah, I'm pretty full-on with it.

You seem better in yourself for it, I think.

You've got to feel right about yourself...

Before everything else?

Because if you don't, you don't care. That's what I've found.

You ain't bothered what you look like,

but if you start to feel good about yourself again, it all helps.

There you go, and that is why you seem better.

Yeah, I am, yeah. I think you're better in your head.

The other thing is as well, you've got to deal with today,

because yesterday's gone,

and tomorrow, you'll deal with what comes along tomorrow.

Life is today. You're in life now. 100%.

Not tomorrow, not... Yesterday's done. 100%.

So just live today and just stick with it, you know what I mean?

Cos you can... The first thing, you see it in your face,

and then you go, he's lost it there. 100%.

Well done, Wobbs.

I think Wobbly's done brilliant.

I think he's come into terms with things.

He's come into a place

where he can get up in the morning and start functioning.

And what's that level? He's got me at it now. Piss off!

Oi, levels are not lying bastards. They tell the truth, yeah.

Hon? Yeah?

Coming up, one of these apples.

Hon, I've got the planning through for the lake house.

What? Yes. You're joking. I ain't.

Look. What, all of it?

All done. It's done.

It's only taken three years.

Wow. Are we going to call in reinforcements?

I'm actually shaking.

Finally, we've pressed the button on the lake house.

I couldn't sleep easier right now,

knowing I've got two years' worth of work in front of me.

Here's an apple from the tree.

They're called jujus.

This is going to be a huge project.

I mean, absolutely huge.

He is going to be very excited.

I've done everything by the book and I've got a smile on my face.

Rock and roll. Rock and roll.

Nothing's going to stop us now.

Woo!

Getting the green light on the lake house

is like having Christmas come early.

Whatever you're doing with your lorries and diggers,

I need you out of here.

Just the boost I need to get the manor over the line and move on.

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

The timing is everything.

Crack that whip.

I'm trying to make everything run smooth like clockwork.

Winter doubles your money, doubles your time,

doubles your frustration,

so I want to get in there and get a good move on

before October comes.

How much longer have we got on these, mate?

Yeah, we've got to really push on now.

This has been a project of his for the last three years.

He must have been dying to get started on it,

so won't be tired of anyone standing in his way now

cos he's going to go mad at it, I'm sure.

I'm just winding the lads up now.

Plenty to do. Short time to do it in.

That's normal, Grant. You know what I mean?

It's almost like you've unleashed the dragon.

We're waiting on Russ again, are we?

Fucking hell, Russ.

But thankfully, rising star Glenn...

Sun never sets on Glenn. That's right.

And his digger.

..has shown he can take whatever I throw at him.

It's a long, snagging list of little bits

that have been started, not finished,

that we had to do in order, so we're just working through them now.

We've got short on the list, not keep adding to it.

Every time I come up here, you find something else,

something else, something else.

And as soon as we get that done, get me to the lake house.

He already wants me there this week,

but that's not going to happen.

Come on, let's go, baby.

And I'm not the only one raring to go.

Come on, then.

Ooh, those tails wagging.

We've now got bit back, shapes coming back on.

Bop, bop, bop, bop. Good girl.

First time out, back with your dad, eh?

She's shaking. She's shaking, like, with adrenaline.

Just like me on the old football field

when I used to come out of the dressing room.

Hey, Pip, ready? Ready? She's back.

She's out, she's snatched back, got her figure back.

She is beside herself.

If she cannot be out with Vinny,

diggers, action, constant chaos,

if she can't be out there with him doing that,

then she's just...depressed.

I'm celebrating with a cup of coffee.

Now she's back. It's great.

We've got me wingman back, girl.

Fairly old flapjack.

The first call of duty...

Here he is, look. Here he is.

..checking out the manor's new custom-built gates.

Hi, goat.

And delivered this morning by blacksmith Goat.

I'm going to put the posts in now. I'm going to stand them there.

I'm going to put the gates over there.

His work is magnificent. It's unbelievable.

I think you've hit the sweet spot.

Well done, mate. Thank you. I really do.

You don't want great big massive things.

It's still got to blend in. It's not Wentworth.

Do you know what I mean? Exactly.

Is it Buckingham Palace, mate? Is it Clarence House?

I'd lift that when I was younger.

Yeah.

I think that's got to be a bit more of an angle, you know?

No, she's about right, look.

That's higher than that, though, goat, isn't it?

No, it's not. It's illusion.

Is it? Yeah.

Just an illusion.

Mate, I think they look good.

Having lit a fire under everyone else's arses,

I need to put my money where my mouth is

and sort my own snag list out.

And one thing I need to get squared away before summer's out

is the beach I built for when the grandkids visit next.

I love lake swimming.

The excitement of going down there in the mornings.

You don't want to do it, but you do it,

and once you're in, it really lifts your whole spirit.

It's amazing.

I put the entire job on hold

after me bodge job with the builders sat.

But now Colesy's joined Emma's little paddling posse,

something tells me I'm on borrowed time to get it sorted.

I know it's the wrong stuff.

It's on the list.

And I will go back to it.

Oh!

Ah!

It's quicksand!

He's got a load of sand, innit he?

It's quicksand!

That's the fucking best surprise!

I will take a little digger down there,

take some out, use that as me bedding

and put me quartz on top.

That's me next plan.

Do you feel like you're connected to your body,

like your breath?

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh, this is lovely.

Cos it's meant to be good for ADHD.

You sound like you're struggling a bit,

and I feel quite cool.

I think when anybody sort of comes to the countryside

from more of a towny situation,

they're a bit apprehensive maybe of the quietness from it,

but I think Cosy,

it's really fun to watch him sort of come to life.

Seeing him enjoy the swimming is just lovely.

Shall I try and walk out where the beach was?

Yeah, up there.

Right.

You're David Hasselhoff vibes,

and I'm Pam, OK?

Right, I've got weeds, here we go.

You are the Hoff!

Oh, you... Yes!

You can't get up it.

OK, take two.

That was a test.

Yes!

Go!

Ah!

You can do it, yes.

Ah!

Yep.

That is stunning.

Love your work.

David Hasselhoff, eat your heart out.

I feel like Mr Fucking Blobby.

I ain't throwing the towel in on me beach just yet.

I'll add the fix to Young Glen's ever-expanding snag list.

With lake house planning finally in me pocket,

the beach ain't the only thing that needs a good clear-out.

You never know what's behind there, do you?

Come on.

Yeah, perfect.

And the barn on the edge of the property

seems a good place to start.

These are all from the lady I bought them off.

They must have stored them all here and never took them.

When you see an old lady in an armchair

and you're sitting on her bed in the living room,

and she tells you the struggle it was to keep the farm going,

and she was terrified of losing her legacy.

She didn't want people coming in and splitting it up.

When she said to me, she called me in,

she said, would you buy this place and keep it as is?

I was like, eh? Because a lot of people wanted this place.

I can imagine, yeah.

She said, I'll only sell it to you. I said, all right.

We came to a deal and she said...

Because you bought it while she was still in the property?

Yeah, still alive. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I said, she can live here until the day she dies.

That is a side of Vincent that not a lot of people see.

He has got a very kind side.

He was very good to me when I was down.

He resonates with people in a bad stage in their life.

He just tries to give them a pat on the back, really.

Part of the deal was, her mum, there's a little field down there

called Mum's Field, they call it.

Her mum is buried down there.

And I put the ashes down there with her mum.

With her mum, lovely. And that's called Mum's Field.

She's the kind of old girl that would be sitting on top of that oak tree

on a big branch, looking down and going, ha-ha-ha, go on, then.

Someone's life, isn't it? Someone's memories.

That's where I get a bit emotional about it all.

This lady had amassed what she'd amassed around her in her lifetime.

And it was all just left in a pile.

That's somebody's life.

Years ago, that would have meant something to somebody.

There, look at that, that's nice.

He'll make me a nice stick out of that.

He would do, wouldn't he?

And it got me thinking, and I'm thinking,

is that what life's all about?

Do you go through life collecting all this stuff

for it to mean nothing?

Vinnie picked a stick up.

And it looked to me as though it resonated with him.

You never know what you're going to find. That'll clean up nice.

I like to think that it will carry on her legacy.

We're the keepers.

All we are is the lock keepers for her.

Whatever we do down there, it will always be Celeste's house.

The old Celeste stick.

That'd be nice, wouldn't it?

Most ridiculous idea I've ever, ever heard.

You can't let people on this. This is too dangerous.

And also, it's covered in goose shit now.

So I don't think I'll be sunbathing on this.

It's not San Tropez, it's building sand.

El Rongo.

Look at this shit everywhere.

Another day.

Morning, boys.

You OK?

Yeah, it's good.

Another round in.

No, it can't be fucking done.

Keeping the pressure on.

We'll get that done, that done.

We'll get the table in, some few chairs.

Because before the bell rings for the main event at the lake house...

Who's that? Leave it. What time do you call this?

..I've got a few more bouts lined up over on this side of the hill.

Straight forward. Just lift the front, that's it. There you go.

That is the absolute nuts.

Look how big it is.

One job I've got to stop dancing around is the beach by the jetty.

Right, Pip, come on, then.

It's been hanging over me all summer.

We need a beach open sign, don't we?

Yeah, that's it. Yeah. Right, let's boogie.

And with the right sand finally in hand,

it'll be Costa del VJ come Sunday.

That's proper beach sand, isn't it? Absolutely.

Build a castle out of that, mate, look.

Come on, Zachy, let's get it in. Moment of truth, then.

It's not as white as I thought it would be.

Is that as white as it comes? Yeah. Perfect.

Here we go, look. Taking all the glory, Glenn.

Taking all the glory. It's there to be taken.

Sometimes I take ten steps forward and 15 back,

but then I'll take another ten forward.

But this is what I envisage.

Maybe we should start an interior design company.

I'd love it. I'm good at that.

You have got vision, haven't you?

Just that everybody's not on the same... No.

Well, the trouble is, everybody's got to do your vision.

I'm going too fast for you fucking lot.

When he first suggested it, a beach, I thought, nah, but...

You know what, as did I. Mr Richie's got two of them, mate.

That'll come, that'll come. They'll be free.

That'll come. They'll be free.

You're going to love that. Yeah.

I know you've got enough to do, but if you can just come and rake it

every morning before you start work. I'll put that on my list.

I'll leave that hour earlier. Stick that on your list, if you don't mind.

I'll de-shit it first and then...

Sand's swapped out and the beach finally squared away.

I know my grandkids will be made up with my efforts

next time they come and stay.

Harry!

Hey! How are you doing, mate?

Good.

Eddie. What, mate?

I'm very good. Where's your tooth gone?

It fell out a few weeks ago.

Yeah?

The tooth fairy gave me a hot probe here.

Oh!

Guess what I've got?

Oh!

Oh, my God!

Oh!

Look!

Yeah. We'll put her back, shall we?

They don't seem so distant because you can just video call them,

but there's nothing better than to have them here and give them a cuddle.

Harry's straightening his leg, Brendan.

Have you? Let's have a look.

Oh, well done.

Are you walking without the crutches now? Yeah.

My grandson had cancer of the leg.

I mean, he's clear, but he's not out of the woods yet.

He's had a lot of pity and he's doing really well.

Well, that's good news, Harry. Well done. Keep going. Keep strong.

I've been building a beach for you down the lake.

Have you? Very nice.

Sun loungers.

Yeah, all white sand. Lovely white sand.

The weather's the way it's been for me.

I've gone over. I would get a tan.

Yeah? Shame you didn't get over this time, but we'll get over later.

We'll get over later on.

Talk to you next week on your birthday, Harry, all right?

OK.

Ed, give us a kiss and I'll see you later.

You've got a kiss for Grandad.

Eddie!

You little farter. See you later. See you, Harry.

Those kids remind me of what I've got to be thankful for in this life.

But knowing not everyone's as fortunate,

today I'm giving a little helping hand to a charity that hits close to home.

So the Magic Taxi send not only terminal kids to Disneyland,

also their siblings that don't really get as much attention at this time,

obviously, because all the attention goes on to the child that's very, very ill.

So the cabboys take them to Disneyland. They drive them there.

And to help raise funds for the volunteers' next trip...

Bring that round to here, girls. Pull it up to here and we'll serve from here.

..I've auctioned off a day's clay shooting

and invited the cabboys along for the ride.

My connection is my grandson had cancer of the leg

and obviously, you know, it's brought it all home to me.

You know, Harry's fight and these other kids' fights.

So it's very close to the heart.

So today is all about the children with us

and the children that are not.

That's what today's all about.

And it's great that you've all given your time,

all my lot have given their time to support you guys,

to show you our respect.

It's all about fun today and it's all about such a fantastic cause.

Right, let the games commence, boys!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Nearly made it.

Early. Straight at it.

Oh, my God. Conservation shot.

We'll be all right this year, Mick. We'd better put another day in.

Straight at the rabbit.

Yes!

There you go!

Brilliant, mate, brilliant. That's what it's all about.

Fun. How many did you get?

One.

Great, absolutely great. It really is.

There's a lot of people smiling and laughing.

Yeah, no, it is absolutely fantastic.

You know, as we always say, they've all got their stories, haven't they?

Every front door's got a story.

It really has.

It's not just those affected by cancer that support this charity.

Jim's been sponsoring a taxi since he lost his lad

in an accident four years ago.

How old was Alfie? 24.

Tired of coming to terms with...

..a loss like that.

Every day of the week, we go to the grave. Do you? Yeah.

Change of flowers. Sometimes we go there at 11 o'clock at night.

I know, because you'll feel guilty. Yeah.

And you lost your wife, yeah.

It's a process, mate, and it takes time.

Everything eaps on very early as well, but you start coping with it.

You should get up in the morning

and do the first task of the day, do it properly,

and then you can do the next one a bit better, you know,

and then finally all these hundreds of pieces

will slowly, slowly come back together, you know what I mean?

At the moment, your task is you'll go into the grave every day. Yeah.

You know, you have got a task.

It takes a long time, mate, and you've got to process it.

You think four years on, it would get a little bit easier,

but it seems to be harder for me.

I don't know. You're around that...

Every time I think about him, I break down.

I've done it on national TV.

I had the same chat and burst into it on Piers Morgan.

But I got it out there, I helped other blokes.

I said, yeah, it's all right to fucking talk,

and it's all right to fucking cry and show our emotions.

Why not? Sorry, mate.

It's our... Mate, I've been... I apologise, mate.

But it's... I look to see how proud I'm making her now.

I just keep thinking, everyone says,

God only takes the good first.

Well, he definitely took the good with my boy.

There you go. And take that with you and embrace that.

I talk to the grave every day. Yeah, you will. You will.

You'll be driving along, having a chat.

I do try to enjoy myself, but I do think about him.

Don't feel guilty about that. I used to feel that.

Feel guilty about enjoying yourself.

He's going to smile at that.

Boy loves you. You know, he wants you to be happy, mate.

This is lovely today, and I'm walking round,

there's people who have got smiles on their faces, you know,

and I think what a lot of people have gone through

is what Vinny's been through, I've been through,

what they're going through.

It's very, very difficult when you're going through grief

to talk about it. Very hard. Very, very hard.

So what he's done today is great.

I've been through a lot of grief one way or another, mate.

My wife and my mum in the last few years,

and people look and say, he's been through this,

he knows what we're talking about, we trust him.

And that's a massive word, the trust word.

After today, I need to take a moment to myself...

..and have a breather.

Massive bird just sat there, didn't know that was there.

This is where the rope...

..the rope, I can come and stand here, look.

It's a nice deer down there.

It's my little spot. I do like this little spot here.

I do like this little spot here.

God, that's interesting.

Good-looking boy, isn't he?

That's your typical English ringneck, that, isn't it?

Being alone with nature helps me through the tough days.

It gives peace to reflect on the hard times.

Talking to Jim, it just flooded back so many memories.

It's devastating.

And the only way I can sit and listen and that

is cos I've been there and done it.

I've been through it, he's going through it.

And I'm still going through it and I always will

for the rest of my life go through it.

Losing my mum, it's something that's very personal.

It's a massive, massive blow that...

..I'm still holding in, I think.

We're a couple of months on now.

It worries me a little bit, there's been no breakdown.

It does worry me a little bit.

I don't think you can control grief.

It's uncontrollable.

And with my mum, I'm trying to keep it away.

Whether that's the right or wrong thing, I don't know.

But it's painful, it's hard, you know.

You've got to keep busy or you'll crumple.

And I ain't going to crumple.

It is the fear of crumpling that keeps me going, I think.

Maybe I'm keeping myself too busy right now.

I'm a little bit worried that if I slow down a little bit, it might...