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Hey, hey, hey.
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Another quiet Saturday night
here at the top of the world.
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If you can hear my voice, let me just say
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I'm glad you're still alive.
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The Great Zombie Zunami of 03
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continues to pound the prairie into dust,
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headed south from Nebraska into Kansas.
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This hive minded crowd
of a million plus zombies
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is crushing everything
in its random path, so
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watch your ass out there.
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Keep your hands and feet inside the boat,
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and don't feed the animals.
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This is Citizen Z.
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Signing off.
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Mays!
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What you got, Mays? What you got?
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Hernandez!
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Ooooo! Ooooo! Ooooo!
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Ooooo!
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Could you do that more quietly?
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Hello there.
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Is someone trying to hack me?
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Sneaking in the side door, huh?
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Nobody hacks me.
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Not now. Not ever.
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No entry without an invitation.
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Jeez, I'm working here!
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Now to follow you right back...
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You clumsy dimwitted amateur!
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What do we have here? Wait.
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Do we have a Black Ops post in Budapest?
Or is that Bucharest?
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Oh Jumanji.
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Dude!
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A fireball from outer space
gives the base a haircut,
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and you got nothing for me?
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Saturday night is picking up.
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Okay, that's pretty crazy town.
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That's impossible.
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I read once that you could
drink your own urine.
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But all I'm pissin' is dust.
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Water isn't gonna find
you just sitting there.
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Why are you so freaking chipper?
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I've been wondering that myself.
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Maybe it's cuz I conserve
my precious bodily fluids.
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What is that?
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Is it an earthquake?
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More like a zombie quake.
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Goddamn guys just won't quit.
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I suggest we run for it.
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Come on, people. Pick it up.
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I...
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We...
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can't. Dehydrated.
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Come on. Keep movin'.
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Come on.
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Let's go.
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Come on! Move it!
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This way!
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Wait!
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Don't shoot!
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♪ Have mercy... ♪
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♪ Oh, have mercy. ♪
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Don't move or I'll shoot!
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Go ahead.
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Make my apocalypse.
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Reach for the sky!
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Uh,
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all right, ummm.
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Put your hands... up.
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Hands up.
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Yeah, yeah, like that.
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Yeah.
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I am friend.
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Friend?
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You can take your helmet off.
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The air is safe.
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The air is not safe.
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Yes, yes it is. The air is safe.
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Yeah, see.
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The air is safe.
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Okay.
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So that's it?
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We're all just gonna lie down and die?
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Doc!
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Knock it off, Murphy.
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Three days without water, man.
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The human body hits the wall.
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There must be thousands of them.
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Millions.
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They're migrating.
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Migrating to where?
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South for the winter.
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Zs don't like the cold.
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Kid's got it.
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We had a place up in North Dakota
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near Fort Yates,
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quiet little place right on the river.
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Couple dozens of us having a go.
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I mean, zombie bison every once in a while,
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but that was as bad as it got.
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Then the rumbling started and never stopped.
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Well where'd they come from?
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Refugee camp up in Alberta.
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Over a million people. No food. No water.
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It got ugly.
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They all turned in a week.
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We shoulda kept running.
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You couldn't get around them?
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This herd is miles wide.
I mean it's got a mind of its own.
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You can't move fast enough to get around it.
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And every single thing it
overruns just adds to its crowd,
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you know fast zombies, healthy zombies,
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like the ones that just got my friend Buck.
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Hey man,
you gonna share that with the class?
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It ain't water.
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Pass it around, whatever it is.
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Go easy on it.
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Homemade hooch ain't for everyone.
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Easy man. Come on. It's got to last me.
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Anti-freeze and...
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Castor oil.
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We've got to get out of here.
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He's right.
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Okay, this room isn't secure.
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We got to find some place more secure.
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What's back there?
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Morgue.
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Let's go.
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You heard the lady! Let's go!
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Yeah, yeah, all right.
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Nuh-uh, no way.
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This place is a death trap.
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Good, very good. This tea is...
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Earl Grey?
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That's right. Earl Grey.
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It's my favorite.
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Huh. It's my favorite too.
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We have in common much, you and I.
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So, Yuri.
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I think we got to address the
eight hundred pound gorilla
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in the room.
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No. It's an expression.
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It's American slang.
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Sorry.
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All right. Look,
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okay, how did you get here?
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Ummm, on I.S.S.
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International Space Station.
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You were on the International Space Station?
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Oh that's right, it's still up there.
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When Houston and Moscow...
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stop, went dark, we were... alone.
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Wow, that was like three years ago.
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That's a long time to be alone.
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A long time, yes.
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After time, the food was gone.
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The system... stop, stop working.
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The air, the heat.
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So Soyuz escape pod bring me to you.
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Wow, that must've been one hell of a ride.
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What about the others?
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Others?
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The rest of your crew?
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No crew.
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Only Yuri.
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Your crew?
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No crew.
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Only Citizen Z.
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To surviving.
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To surviving.
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Poor dog.
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All the excitement must've tuckered him out.
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I wonder where they're all going.
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Nowhere.
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They're zombies.
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Be glad they don't have a leader.
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Now what?
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We wait them out.
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We can't just stay here and wait to die.
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Do you hear that or is that just in my head?
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I hope it's rats.
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I think it's coming from in here.
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Awww, damn.
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How's a guy supposed to
relax with all that going on?
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I'll open it.
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You pike it.
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Don't open that drawer. Just leave it alone.
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Calm down.
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One.
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Two.
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Three.
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I think it's coming from this one.
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You okay?
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Yeah.
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Feel free to help out next time, Murphy.
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You got an ear in your hair.
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What's new?
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They're coming in.
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Settle down.
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I don't know.
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We don't have much choice.
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No way in hell am I getting in that thing.
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Well this is gonna be fun.
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My friend.
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Okay.
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What I'm about to show you,
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no other human being has seen.
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This is for friends only.
This is a friend zone.
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So after what happened,
you know after everybody...
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I started working.
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Collecting data, collating,
running algorithms, doing
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anything that I could do to
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put the pieces of the puzzle together.
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There is global communication?
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Yeah, I mean some.
There are survivors out there.
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And you... alone keep this in operation?
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Uh, yeah. I mean I'm the only person here.
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Internet, satellites, the cameras in cities?
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Yes. Yes.
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Nanny cams, security cams, web cams.
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Anything that puts out a signal
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or is somehow connected to the grid
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I can reach out and touch it.
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I'm the NSA, baby.
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What a terrible burden.
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What?
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To see so much pain.
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One man cannot carry this alone.
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I'm sorry, friend.
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Just stop that.
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All right, back to the tour.
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And for here, the...
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the power, the heat, the fresh air, you...
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you control all these things?
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Oh yeah, you and I are gonna be fine.
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I got solar power, generators,
water filters, air filters.
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Enough food to last for a couple of decades.
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And enough booze to last for
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I dunno a couple fun years.
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I know how much you people love your vodka.
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Husky dog.
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Dog usually run and play, yes?
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Your dog, he...
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He do nothing. Why do you think?
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You sure do ask a lot of questions, comrade.
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Yuri,
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Yuri, listen to me.
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I need your help.
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I think
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that we can find out the reason
for the zombie apocalypse
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The answer is here somewhere.
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But we got to be careful.
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Somebody tried to hack into my system.
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There are other bases like this?
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I don't know. I guess.
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Someone out there wants to know what I know.
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And we can't trust anybody.
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I don't want to die in here.
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Well you ain't gonna live out here.
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I know.
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After you, kid. Age before beauty.
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Okay.
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All right.
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One of you goes next.
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Rock, paper, scissors?
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What are you nine?
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Fine, I'll take it.
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You better hurry up.
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Here you go, Doc.
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Okay.
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All right, I'll take the next one.
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I'm no good in tight spaces.
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Get in.
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I don't think I can do this.
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Warren, you better hurry.
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I am.
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Oh damn. Now what?
279
00:19:49,615 --> 00:19:50,514
Come on.
280
00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:54,352
Okay. Okay.
281
00:20:03,295 --> 00:20:05,596
It's storage mostly,
282
00:20:05,631 --> 00:20:08,232
backup power,
and of course the driving range.
283
00:20:08,267 --> 00:20:11,535
Is good idea to hit hard ball off machinery?
284
00:20:11,570 --> 00:20:14,205
Well from time to time we
do require repairs, but
285
00:20:14,239 --> 00:20:15,139
what can I do?
286
00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:17,074
Can't play outside. I'd lose all my balls.
287
00:20:17,109 --> 00:20:18,242
Driver.
288
00:20:20,112 --> 00:20:21,479
Because of the snow.
289
00:20:21,713 --> 00:20:25,349
You know the balls are
white and the snow is white.
290
00:20:25,751 --> 00:20:27,451
We'll work on your humor.
291
00:20:29,788 --> 00:20:31,389
Ahhh, yeah.
292
00:20:31,423 --> 00:20:33,057
Means is good? Oooooh.
293
00:20:33,091 --> 00:20:35,092
That means it's great. Hand me an iron.
294
00:20:36,828 --> 00:20:38,896
Ahhh, yes.
295
00:20:39,798 --> 00:20:41,365
Yeah, baby!
296
00:20:44,069 --> 00:20:45,369
Why do you laugh?
297
00:20:45,404 --> 00:20:47,371
That was terrible.
298
00:20:48,106 --> 00:20:49,273
Stop.
299
00:21:01,119 --> 00:21:01,919
Ha!
300
00:21:06,358 --> 00:21:06,791
Don't choke.
301
00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:09,093
Shit!
302
00:21:12,364 --> 00:21:15,132
What's up? You like that? Go left! Go left!
303
00:21:15,167 --> 00:21:16,600
I totally do not like this.
304
00:21:16,635 --> 00:21:18,402
Lure them this way, lure them this way.
305
00:21:18,437 --> 00:21:19,503
I don't like! I don't like!
306
00:21:19,538 --> 00:21:21,339
I don't like! Grab that one!
307
00:21:23,175 --> 00:21:23,975
You see this?
308
00:21:24,009 --> 00:21:26,010
Yes! Yes! I'm killing. I'm killing.
309
00:21:28,981 --> 00:21:30,748
Put me down for a six,
310
00:21:31,116 --> 00:21:32,183
four,
311
00:21:33,418 --> 00:21:34,418
three.
312
00:21:37,122 --> 00:21:40,891
Uh, three! It's a birdie!
313
00:21:46,164 --> 00:21:47,965
Yo comrade?!
314
00:21:55,140 --> 00:21:56,140
Yuri?
315
00:22:03,815 --> 00:22:05,282
Yuri, what are you doing?
316
00:22:05,417 --> 00:22:08,119
This we had on space station.
317
00:22:08,887 --> 00:22:11,655
Okay,
well come on before you break something.
318
00:22:13,392 --> 00:22:15,026
I thought I lost this ball.
319
00:22:19,631 --> 00:22:20,431
Hey.
320
00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:21,365
Hmmm?
321
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:23,334
You got to finish this hole. It's a playoff.
322
00:22:23,368 --> 00:22:24,635
Sudden death.
323
00:22:24,669 --> 00:22:27,671
Sudden death does not sound like fun game,
Simon.
324
00:22:30,776 --> 00:22:32,610
Sorry, what?
325
00:22:32,844 --> 00:22:35,813
No fun your game of death.
326
00:22:35,847 --> 00:22:39,850
You are odd duck, Simon.
327
00:22:50,028 --> 00:22:51,962
Simon?
328
00:23:02,140 --> 00:23:03,140
Don't you leave us.
329
00:23:03,175 --> 00:23:04,775
Shhh. Just stay real still.
330
00:23:04,810 --> 00:23:05,509
Murphy.
331
00:23:05,544 --> 00:23:05,943
Shhh.
332
00:23:05,977 --> 00:23:06,877
Don't you leave.
333
00:23:06,912 --> 00:23:07,845
Don't move.
334
00:23:09,414 --> 00:23:11,982
I got to get you to California.
335
00:23:13,218 --> 00:23:15,152
You got me as far as you could.
336
00:23:16,621 --> 00:23:17,655
Murphy, please.
337
00:24:09,408 --> 00:24:12,365
What to make them dead?
How do I kill them?
338
00:24:13,325 --> 00:24:15,259
You got to shoot for the head.
339
00:24:15,994 --> 00:24:17,561
This is true? Shoot the head?
340
00:24:17,595 --> 00:24:20,898
Yeah, kill the brain.
It's the only way to stop them.
341
00:24:21,333 --> 00:24:22,533
Aim higher.
342
00:24:23,301 --> 00:24:24,501
Die zombie!
343
00:24:26,871 --> 00:24:28,539
We're stronger than they.
344
00:24:28,807 --> 00:24:30,307
Us humans?
345
00:24:30,342 --> 00:24:31,375
Mmm-hmmm, yes.
346
00:24:31,409 --> 00:24:33,444
It's not so simple to kill us.
347
00:24:33,478 --> 00:24:37,314
There is not one way but
instead many ways to die.
348
00:24:37,349 --> 00:24:39,049
How 'bout some popcorn?
Do you want some popcorn?
349
00:24:39,084 --> 00:24:40,484
I'm gonna go make us some popcorn.
350
00:24:40,518 --> 00:24:43,053
Die zombie! Die!
351
00:24:43,088 --> 00:24:44,355
Oooh!
352
00:24:44,389 --> 00:24:47,458
Is easy to kill when you know the secret.
353
00:24:47,492 --> 00:24:48,792
I'm gonna hit the head.
354
00:24:48,827 --> 00:24:49,727
Yep, shoot in head.
355
00:24:49,761 --> 00:24:50,994
No, no, no, I mean...
356
00:24:51,029 --> 00:24:52,930
Nevermind. I'll be right back.
357
00:24:52,964 --> 00:24:56,133
Oh, bring vodka with snack.
358
00:24:56,167 --> 00:24:58,669
Oh yeah, sure. Yeah, sure. I'll be back.
359
00:24:58,703 --> 00:24:59,603
Die zombie!
360
00:24:59,637 --> 00:25:01,572
Die, die, die, die, die!
361
00:25:22,527 --> 00:25:24,895
Judas monkey sauce.
362
00:25:31,870 --> 00:25:34,004
Did you fall in?
363
00:25:34,038 --> 00:25:35,239
What?
364
00:25:35,273 --> 00:25:37,274
Just a second. I'm almost done.
365
00:25:37,308 --> 00:25:42,513
Fall in.
Like you fall in toilet, your whole self.
366
00:25:43,515 --> 00:25:44,748
It's good joke, yes?
367
00:25:44,783 --> 00:25:47,351
Yes, yes, I get that.
368
00:25:48,286 --> 00:25:50,320
Your slang's coming right along.
369
00:25:50,355 --> 00:25:52,923
I'll be right out. Wait one second.
370
00:26:43,241 --> 00:26:45,943
Step away from that panel, Yuri.
371
00:26:46,044 --> 00:26:48,178
You're not gonna do me like you did your
372
00:26:48,213 --> 00:26:51,215
comrades on the International Space Station.
373
00:26:51,316 --> 00:26:52,115
Simon.
374
00:26:54,619 --> 00:26:59,022
Citizen Z. My name is Citizen Z.
375
00:26:59,057 --> 00:27:00,591
No one calls me Simon.
376
00:27:00,625 --> 00:27:03,527
No one even knows my name is Simon.
377
00:27:03,561 --> 00:27:05,195
So how do you know?
378
00:27:06,364 --> 00:27:08,031
Because we are friends.
379
00:27:09,968 --> 00:27:11,502
Close friends.
380
00:27:12,237 --> 00:27:15,772
Friends. We're not friends.
381
00:27:15,807 --> 00:27:17,808
You lied to me.
382
00:27:18,443 --> 00:27:21,478
Now you tell me who you really are.
383
00:27:22,914 --> 00:27:25,282
You ask the wrong question.
384
00:27:27,585 --> 00:27:29,720
Back away from that panel.
385
00:27:30,388 --> 00:27:31,688
Back away!
386
00:27:34,726 --> 00:27:37,127
And what's with the suit, huh?
387
00:27:39,864 --> 00:27:42,566
That is better question.
388
00:27:44,936 --> 00:27:47,771
Are you gonna... you gonna
try and freeze me out?
389
00:27:48,773 --> 00:27:50,207
Huh?!
390
00:27:52,710 --> 00:27:53,877
Get off me!
391
00:28:14,098 --> 00:28:15,232
Don't even blink
392
00:28:15,266 --> 00:28:18,735
or I'll blow your brains back to Murmansk.
393
00:28:48,533 --> 00:28:49,232
What?
394
00:28:50,168 --> 00:28:52,903
You don't want to eat me, what do you want?
395
00:28:54,005 --> 00:28:57,374
Great. I'm the one-eyed king
in the land of the blind.
396
00:29:16,294 --> 00:29:17,861
Why are you really here?
397
00:29:18,363 --> 00:29:20,597
Who sent you? The hackers?
398
00:29:20,632 --> 00:29:22,733
What is wrong with dog?
399
00:29:23,768 --> 00:29:25,168
You don't ask questions!
400
00:29:25,770 --> 00:29:27,004
I'm interrogating you!
401
00:29:27,038 --> 00:29:29,339
Dog is sleepy, no?
402
00:29:35,013 --> 00:29:37,714
He was fine before you got here.
403
00:29:39,851 --> 00:29:41,284
What did you do to him?
404
00:29:44,455 --> 00:29:46,123
Did you poison him?
405
00:29:46,157 --> 00:29:47,224
Ask yourself.
406
00:29:47,258 --> 00:29:50,093
What is wrong with dog?
407
00:29:50,128 --> 00:29:52,295
God, you poisoned my dog?
408
00:29:56,334 --> 00:29:59,169
If you did anything to hurt him...
409
00:29:59,804 --> 00:30:00,837
Son of a bitch.
410
00:30:48,591 --> 00:30:50,125
That's not daddy.
411
00:30:56,799 --> 00:30:59,701
Thank you.
Yes, we are ready to order.
412
00:30:59,735 --> 00:31:04,105
Oh I'm so hungry.
I would love to have some Alaskan King Crab.
413
00:31:04,140 --> 00:31:06,641
And I would love to have the rice pilaf.
414
00:31:06,676 --> 00:31:09,611
That will be so nice.
And could I please...
415
00:31:09,845 --> 00:31:12,347
I don't wanna die alone.
416
00:31:13,482 --> 00:31:15,817
Well, I mean we all die alone, really.
417
00:31:16,352 --> 00:31:18,053
I don't wanna die in here.
418
00:31:18,421 --> 00:31:20,388
I don't wanna die now.
419
00:31:20,489 --> 00:31:21,423
I don't wanna die.
420
00:31:30,332 --> 00:31:32,200
The Yardbirds.
421
00:31:32,234 --> 00:31:37,539
Eric Clapton and Jimmy Page.
No, Jeff Beck then Jimmy Page.
422
00:31:44,447 --> 00:31:45,246
Get out of here!
423
00:31:45,981 --> 00:31:47,549
Go away!
424
00:31:47,583 --> 00:31:50,852
Try to breathe, man. Just breathe.
425
00:31:50,886 --> 00:31:52,520
There's no air in here.
426
00:31:52,555 --> 00:31:55,356
I got to get out of the darkness.
I can't take it.
427
00:31:55,391 --> 00:31:57,559
If we all go at once, we can overpower them.
428
00:31:57,593 --> 00:32:00,128
No. No, man. No one's going.
429
00:32:00,329 --> 00:32:01,963
Chill, man. Chill.
430
00:32:02,064 --> 00:32:02,964
One.
431
00:32:05,201 --> 00:32:05,900
Two.
432
00:32:06,035 --> 00:32:09,404
Otis, be cool man. Be cool.
433
00:32:10,806 --> 00:32:11,973
Three.
434
00:32:23,686 --> 00:32:26,988
The Kinks.
Ray Davies. Dave Davies.
435
00:32:33,529 --> 00:32:35,764
Did you poison my dog?!
436
00:32:37,032 --> 00:32:38,500
If he dies,
437
00:32:38,534 --> 00:32:40,368
I will kill you.
438
00:32:40,402 --> 00:32:43,037
You won't kill me!
439
00:32:43,973 --> 00:32:45,640
Simon,
440
00:32:45,674 --> 00:32:47,475
you can't.
441
00:32:48,511 --> 00:32:50,245
Simon, you need to listen.
442
00:32:50,379 --> 00:32:51,946
How do you know my name?
443
00:32:51,981 --> 00:32:55,116
How do I know your name? I am friend.
444
00:32:55,551 --> 00:32:56,484
Close friend.
445
00:32:56,519 --> 00:32:58,253
You don't know me, but I know you.
446
00:32:58,587 --> 00:33:02,657
You tell me what you used to poison my dog!
Answer me!
447
00:33:02,925 --> 00:33:05,460
Ask yourself, what is wrong with dog?!
448
00:33:05,494 --> 00:33:06,528
I don't know!
449
00:33:06,562 --> 00:33:08,797
You know answer!
450
00:33:09,098 --> 00:33:11,533
Simon. Is important. Hmmm?
451
00:33:12,334 --> 00:33:15,270
Simon. What do you know?
452
00:33:26,949 --> 00:33:28,983
We need to find out what you know.
453
00:33:29,018 --> 00:33:30,318
Simon, think.
454
00:33:31,587 --> 00:33:33,087
What do you know?
455
00:33:38,647 --> 00:33:40,114
What is different today?
456
00:33:41,483 --> 00:33:44,084
Some crazy cosmonaut broke into my secure
457
00:33:44,119 --> 00:33:46,520
and isolated listening post
458
00:33:47,489 --> 00:33:49,556
And poisoned me and my dog.
459
00:33:52,928 --> 00:33:56,764
You have to do better than that, Simon.
460
00:33:58,199 --> 00:34:00,301
Try to answer the question.
461
00:34:00,335 --> 00:34:03,203
What is wrong with dog?
462
00:34:03,471 --> 00:34:04,405
Go to hell.
463
00:34:15,116 --> 00:34:17,785
What's different about today?
464
00:34:17,819 --> 00:34:19,620
What is wrong with dog?
465
00:34:19,654 --> 00:34:21,455
What do you know?
466
00:34:22,691 --> 00:34:25,025
Is this all your fight?
467
00:34:25,060 --> 00:34:28,228
You have to do better, Simon.
468
00:34:28,263 --> 00:34:30,698
You must fight for life.
469
00:34:32,067 --> 00:34:33,934
Simon, fight!
470
00:34:34,302 --> 00:34:35,235
Fight!
471
00:34:37,539 --> 00:34:38,605
Fight for life!
472
00:34:43,878 --> 00:34:45,179
Help us, please.
473
00:35:01,896 --> 00:35:02,863
What are you?
474
00:35:06,668 --> 00:35:08,902
Leave some water for my girl.
475
00:35:10,305 --> 00:35:12,506
If you see a man, red jacket...
476
00:35:14,676 --> 00:35:18,278
Tell him we're still alive.
At least do that.
477
00:35:34,095 --> 00:35:35,629
Hey.
478
00:35:59,387 --> 00:36:01,355
What's different today?
479
00:36:01,456 --> 00:36:03,724
What is wrong with dog?
480
00:36:05,226 --> 00:36:07,027
What do you know?
481
00:36:13,835 --> 00:36:14,568
I...
482
00:36:15,270 --> 00:36:15,936
can't...
483
00:36:16,638 --> 00:36:17,504
breathe...
484
00:36:17,539 --> 00:36:17,938
Good.
485
00:36:17,972 --> 00:36:19,206
Why?
486
00:36:20,108 --> 00:36:21,508
What?
487
00:36:23,678 --> 00:36:26,080
You're... suffocating me.
488
00:36:26,114 --> 00:36:27,548
Yes. Why?
489
00:36:28,249 --> 00:36:29,683
You're...
490
00:36:30,251 --> 00:36:32,219
strangling me.
491
00:36:33,154 --> 00:36:34,288
More specific.
492
00:36:37,826 --> 00:36:38,859
What?
493
00:36:38,893 --> 00:36:41,228
You can't breathe because...
494
00:36:43,665 --> 00:36:46,266
There is...
495
00:36:46,301 --> 00:36:48,168
no...
496
00:36:48,203 --> 00:36:50,537
oxygen.
497
00:37:35,884 --> 00:37:39,086
Come on, boy. Come on now.
498
00:37:44,959 --> 00:37:46,727
There you go.
499
00:37:49,464 --> 00:37:51,298
There you go.
500
00:37:59,474 --> 00:38:01,308
All right.
501
00:38:04,145 --> 00:38:06,180
It's time to go.
502
00:39:13,414 --> 00:39:15,015
Hey!
503
00:39:42,443 --> 00:39:43,410
They've gone?
504
00:39:43,611 --> 00:39:44,278
Yeah.
505
00:39:45,913 --> 00:39:47,914
You came back?
506
00:39:49,150 --> 00:39:50,784
I did.
507
00:39:55,890 --> 00:39:57,090
Where'd you get that?
508
00:39:57,859 --> 00:40:00,627
Took it... from a dead family.
509
00:40:01,529 --> 00:40:03,063
Oh.
510
00:40:07,435 --> 00:40:08,568
Thank you.
511
00:40:12,206 --> 00:40:13,273
Yeah.
512
00:40:13,608 --> 00:40:15,375
Oooh, yeah.
513
00:41:01,810 --> 00:41:04,912
Looks like it's just me and you again, pup.
514
00:41:12,187 --> 00:41:14,054
Murphy, how did you do this?
515
00:41:14,422 --> 00:41:16,290
No, I don't even want to know.
516
00:41:16,324 --> 00:41:19,026
I take back everything 10K said about you.
517
00:41:19,361 --> 00:41:22,329
Well,
you know I thought they got Warren already.
518
00:41:22,364 --> 00:41:24,598
No offense, but you were almost dead.
519
00:41:25,066 --> 00:41:28,035
But Murphy, man you are unreal.
520
00:41:28,069 --> 00:41:30,671
Where'd they all go? How many did you kill?
521
00:41:30,705 --> 00:41:32,306
Are we gonna go outside
and see them piled like
522
00:41:32,340 --> 00:41:34,308
ten-deep on the sidewalk?
523
00:41:34,876 --> 00:41:35,943
Down low. Down low. Down low.
524
00:41:35,977 --> 00:41:37,678
There you go.
525
00:41:38,146 --> 00:41:38,879
What?
526
00:41:38,913 --> 00:41:39,913
That is the most words
527
00:41:39,948 --> 00:41:42,049
I ever heard come out of your sound hole,
kid.
528
00:41:43,184 --> 00:41:45,386
These used
to be my favorite food.
529
00:41:45,420 --> 00:41:47,054
Where the hell did you find goldfish?
530
00:41:47,088 --> 00:41:48,489
I'm a goldfish magnet.
531
00:41:48,523 --> 00:41:50,057
I didn't know they were
your favorite though.
532
00:41:51,359 --> 00:41:53,727
I like a juicy rib eye
with a loaded baked potato.
533
00:41:53,762 --> 00:41:55,729
Can your psycho food radar find that?
534
00:41:55,764 --> 00:41:57,131
Yeah Doc, you're one greedy bastard.
535
00:41:57,165 --> 00:41:58,165
You know that?
536
00:41:59,467 --> 00:42:00,701
To Murphy.
537
00:42:00,735 --> 00:42:02,169
You may be the mission.
538
00:42:02,203 --> 00:42:04,705
But today you became our friend.
539
00:42:05,407 --> 00:42:06,740
Thank you.
540
00:42:06,775 --> 00:42:07,474
Here, here.
541
00:42:07,509 --> 00:42:08,809
Cheers.
542
00:42:08,843 --> 00:42:10,044
Okay, okay, okay.
543
00:42:10,078 --> 00:42:12,813
I only did it to stop
Doc's constant whining.
544
00:42:12,847 --> 00:42:14,415
That is totally fair.
545
00:42:14,983 --> 00:42:16,517
Is this beef jerky?
546
00:42:18,820 --> 00:42:21,688
You're not taking the whole bag,
are you?
547
00:42:24,392 --> 00:42:26,727
So ummm, can we go now?
548
00:42:27,362 --> 00:42:29,863
I need to go. So I need you to go.
549
00:42:33,468 --> 00:42:35,803
I need to go.
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