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Previously on Z Nation.
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A bullet to the heart will reveal the truth.
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No!
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I love you.
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I love you too.
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Warren, we have to go.
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No! We have to go now.
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We can't let him turn.
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We have to give him mercy!
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Good morning, people.
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Welcome to the third day of the sixth month
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of the year 03 A.Z.
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If you're listening to this,
it means you're still alive.
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So congratulations.
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Or condolences.
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You know, whatever.
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If you're noticing more despair
in my voice than usual today,
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it's because we lost someone special.
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I know, we lose people all the time.
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Getting your face chewed
off by a Z is more common
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than making it to your next birthday.
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But this guy...
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This one's worth mentioning.
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Charles Garnett, First Sergeant,
Army National Guard Reservist,
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was an honest to God,
real life, actual good guy.
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He fought for other people,
not just for his own survival.
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And he did something that's
pretty much impossible
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these days.
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He gave people hope.
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Remember hope?
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Remember thinking that we might actually
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come out on the other side of this thing?
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Yeah. That.
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Sergeant Garnett died trying
to give us a reason to hope.
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And for that...
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Sergeant Charles Garnett.
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On behalf of a grateful nation,
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or whatever the hell we are now,
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we salute you.
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Radiator?
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Yeah.
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Fixable?
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Don't know.
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Gee, if we only had a mechanic.
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You got to let her deal, man.
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She's got that post-traumatic stress.
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She's got post-traumatic stress?
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The whole world's got post-traumatic stress.
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Actually there isn't anything post about it.
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We all got plain ol' present tense,
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all traumatic, all stress all the time.
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What makes her so special?
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Hey. Wake up. Hey.
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No, you can't just check out.
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We got a job to do.
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And I am running out of time.
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And California is still
2,000 miles of bad road away.
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And we are not gonna make it without you.
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Cuz it's not like they're gonna follow me
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or the old man or the
wonder twins out there.
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Hey.
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All right, Addy and I will scout up ahead.
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See if we can get some help.
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We will?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I dunno, guys.
I think we should stick together.
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No, Doc. Don't worry.
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We're just gonna scout ahead and
circle back around and find you.
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I mean it's not like you're
getting far in the truck.
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Come on, Addy.
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I can't believe I'm saying this, but
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what if Warren doesn't snap out of it?
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She's not giving up.
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All right, well
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we can't just sit here
and wait for help to come.
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I mean we got to do something.
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Okay.
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I found the leak in the radiator hose.
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Taped it up a little bit, but
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we're not going anywhere unless
we get some water in there.
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I get thirsty.
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We all get thirsty.
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I'll drive.
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Knock yourself out, kid.
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Whoa! Whoa!
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Easy there, kid! Easy!
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Who taught you how to drive?
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Ahhh...
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no one.
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Hands on the ten and the two.
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And easy on the gas.
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Nothin' out here.
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No people, no gas, not even Zs.
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Nah, we got to go back.
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There is no help out here.
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There's no help back there either.
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We have to go back, Mack.
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We have a mission.
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We made a promise.
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No, we didn't.
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We never did.
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Addy, the only promise we
ever made was to each other.
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To stay alive.
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Look, yeah, okay.
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Maybe we didn't say the words
and we didn't sign an oath. But
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we all stand for each other.
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We don't leave each other behind.
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Garnett came back for me when
those cannibals kidnapped me.
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And now you want to leave Warren?
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She needs us.
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They all need us.
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I just think
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maybe we have a better chance on our own.
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Like in the beginning.
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Mmm-hmmm.
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So how long?
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What?
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How long before you think
that you have a better chance
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on your own?
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Addy. Whoa.
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Hey.
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I came back for you.
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Hmmm?
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The cannibals.
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I came back for you.
I'll always come back for you.
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You know me.
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I'm not so sure anymore.
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About anything.
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All right.
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We'll go back.
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Okay.
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Go right.
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Why right?
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Why not?
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No Zs.
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That's a good sign.
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Getting interesting.
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Liquor! Now you're talking.
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Murphy, we're gonna have to
let you navigate more often.
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Congratulations, son.
You're now the designated driver.
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What's that mean?
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It means step on it!
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I've never
seen so many in one place.
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So much for going back.
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♪ Have mercy... ♪
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♪ Oh, have mercy. ♪
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Stop.
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Y'all armed?
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Obviously.
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Good. We don't have time to babysit anyone.
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Guns and liquor.
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What could go wrong?
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Did anyone say liquor?
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Enjoy the show fellas.
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Welcome to S&S Limited,
the finest gun show in the west.
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Entry fee is seven.
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Seven what?
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Bullets.
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Oxy.
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Grams of whatever DIY super
fun time substance you got.
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Well I think I got some
crystal back in the truck.
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It's the good stuff too. Yeah.
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Back off with the toilet bowl cleanser meth.
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We only take that genuine
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vein splittin' take you right
out of this beautiful apocalypse
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and into a hell-hole meth.
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Well slap my ass and call me Sally
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if it ain't Sketchy McClain.
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How'd you get way out here?
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We traded our way up in the world.
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Here.
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You see zombies,
they move in mysterious ways.
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We were on our last legs
when we came upon this
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truckload of sweet weaponry under attack.
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We had to give the former owners mercy.
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And in return,
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they gave us this wonderful vehicle with
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enough gas to get us here to Kansas.
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Oh.
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Hey, Skeezy!
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Look what the living dead dragged in!
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Doc!
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I heard you were toast back at Camp Blue Sky!
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Don't just stand there.
Get your ass in here.
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We need another sucker.
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Bite me, Skeezy.
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Hey, I got to show you the
new and improved Z-Whacker.
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Hey, speaking of Z-Whacker
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what happened to the girl you were with?
Did she...
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No, man. We're still traveling together.
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They went ahead looking for help.
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Kinda thought they'd end up here.
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No, haven't seen them.
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And I'm pretty sure I'd notice.
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Here we've got our latest innovations
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in zombie fighting technology.
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Small arms. Hot potato.
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Siege weapons.
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Brain-obliterators.
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You name it, we got it.
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Just sit back, relax,
and forget about the apocalypse.
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Aren't you worried about the Zs?
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Look around.
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We're in the middle of nowhere Kansas.
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We're surrounded by hundreds of square miles
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of nothing but fallow farmlands.
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There's no Zs here. Nothing for them to eat.
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They've all moved on to the big cities.
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Don't you worry.
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I'll protect you.
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Yeah, but anyway,
if one were to come amble by,
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to say we're prepared is an understatement,
right? Uh,
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over there is the FU-Bar.
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Home to the finest and
probably actually the only
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corn whiskey and moonshine
between here and the Miss...
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Whoa. Somebody's thirsty.
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Listen man, we need a new vehicle.
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Ours is dying a slow death.
You think you could help us out?
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You know, for old time's sake?
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No can do, my friend.
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I'm an entrepreneur, not a philanthropist.
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But
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there might be a way you can help yourself.
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Our first annual live
zombie shooting contest.
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What's the prize?
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Hey, Vernon.
Show our friends here first prize.
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Wow.
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That a real 50 caliber M82 Barret?
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Genuine.
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Plus we'll even throw in a
few hundred rounds of shells.
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Seems like a little overkill.
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Yeah. But there's a lot of
guys who like their toys.
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A lot of guys who might be
willing to trade a vehicle
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for a sweet piece of steel like that 50.
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You know what I mean?
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Where do I sign up?
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You think you got what it takes, little man?
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This kid could kill a Z at 50 yards away
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with a rubber band and a paper clip.
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All right. Sign ups in the FU-Bar.
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If you do win
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and you want to trade it
for a bad mama jama vehicle,
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you wanna talk to a guy named Wannamaker.
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Oh and if you want side
action talk to Vernon.
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But do not bet against that guy.
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Darren Cooper.
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Ex Ranger Sniper.
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Fifty confirmed kills in Afghanistan.
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Lethal as they come.
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Hey.
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You got to do something about her.
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I'm not waiting for anybody.
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I know, Murphy. Keep your shorts on.
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Have you seen a guy in
here named Wannamaker?
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What, are we making friends now?
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Anybody know anybody in
here named Wannamaker?
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Who wants to know?
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Oh, we're just lookin' to trade.
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You know just a little business.
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Yeah,
my friend said he might have a vehicle.
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Yeah.
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Wannamaker's got cars.
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Do you know where he is?
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Uh, hey! Uh, hello!
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He's not gonna wake up.
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Once Wannamaker's down, he's down.
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Check back in forty-eight hours.
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Well what about you?
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You look like a car man.
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I don't drive cars.
271
00:14:43,456 --> 00:14:45,123
I drive machines.
272
00:14:45,157 --> 00:14:48,993
Any, uh,
any machine you'd be willing to let go of?
273
00:14:49,028 --> 00:14:50,495
Depends.
274
00:14:53,099 --> 00:14:54,866
What do you got to trade?
275
00:14:55,901 --> 00:14:59,237
Don't worry, darlin'. You're not worth it.
276
00:14:59,271 --> 00:15:02,006
Ain't nothing as sweet as the Formanmobile.
277
00:15:02,241 --> 00:15:04,876
What about that 50 caliber first prize?
278
00:15:04,910 --> 00:15:05,877
Ha!
279
00:15:05,911 --> 00:15:08,880
Even if you do win, and that's a big if,
280
00:15:08,914 --> 00:15:11,750
the Formanmobile is not for sale.
281
00:15:11,784 --> 00:15:12,884
Bio-diesel.
282
00:15:12,918 --> 00:15:14,018
Solar-powered.
283
00:15:14,053 --> 00:15:15,220
Quiet as they come.
284
00:15:15,254 --> 00:15:16,488
Kitchen.
285
00:15:16,522 --> 00:15:17,422
Bathroom.
286
00:15:17,456 --> 00:15:19,891
Fully regenerative internal plumbing system
287
00:15:19,925 --> 00:15:22,293
complete with marine grade PEX fittings.
288
00:15:22,328 --> 00:15:25,363
Built in, we got an NSV machine gun,
flame thrower,
289
00:15:25,398 --> 00:15:28,299
cattle gun, grenade launcher, doom whistle,
290
00:15:28,334 --> 00:15:30,101
plus the usual
291
00:15:30,136 --> 00:15:32,337
wheel spikes, all that.
292
00:15:34,707 --> 00:15:36,775
Look at me teasin' ya.
293
00:15:36,809 --> 00:15:40,345
Ain't no way you're getting
your hands on my baby.
294
00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:42,447
Oh, okay.
295
00:15:42,481 --> 00:15:43,815
Well he's drunk.
296
00:15:43,983 --> 00:15:45,984
Let's go get you signed up, kid.
297
00:15:46,018 --> 00:15:49,554
I got to drain the lizard king.
298
00:16:25,124 --> 00:16:26,524
Hey, Forman!
299
00:16:26,892 --> 00:16:28,660
Forman, you okay?
300
00:16:30,129 --> 00:16:31,563
Forman.
301
00:16:44,944 --> 00:16:46,744
What are you doing?
302
00:16:47,513 --> 00:16:48,713
Get off me!
303
00:16:56,355 --> 00:16:58,456
Zombie. Hell.
304
00:16:59,358 --> 00:17:00,692
What are you?!
305
00:17:15,908 --> 00:17:17,542
Zombie.
306
00:17:28,854 --> 00:17:33,157
Let's hope they'll take a
busted up truck for the entrance fee.
307
00:17:34,994 --> 00:17:38,630
Next. Have your entry fees ready.
308
00:18:10,429 --> 00:18:13,531
No key. Come on.
309
00:18:28,781 --> 00:18:30,348
Ladies and gentlemen.
310
00:18:30,683 --> 00:18:33,017
It's that moment you've
all been waiting for.
311
00:18:33,385 --> 00:18:35,086
It's shootin' time.
312
00:18:40,059 --> 00:18:41,159
I'm Ten Thousand.
313
00:18:41,193 --> 00:18:43,528
Don't need to know your
name to kick your ass.
314
00:18:43,562 --> 00:18:45,229
Registered shooters!
315
00:18:45,264 --> 00:18:48,700
Please hit your marks on
the designated firing line!
316
00:18:50,469 --> 00:18:54,238
All right,
this first round takes place 100 yards out.
317
00:18:54,273 --> 00:18:56,975
When I announce the target Z, you aim.
318
00:18:57,009 --> 00:18:59,110
When I say fire, you shoot.
319
00:18:59,144 --> 00:19:01,012
If you miss, you're out.
320
00:19:01,046 --> 00:19:03,047
This is sudden death, people.
321
00:19:03,082 --> 00:19:05,850
Cuz there ain't no other way these days.
322
00:19:05,884 --> 00:19:07,919
Skeezy over here's gonna be judge.
323
00:19:07,953 --> 00:19:10,154
And what the judge says is final. Yeah?
324
00:19:10,189 --> 00:19:12,724
Last man standing gets the 50!
325
00:19:12,758 --> 00:19:13,691
Hey!
326
00:19:13,726 --> 00:19:15,793
Tell them what second place gets them,
Vernon!
327
00:19:16,095 --> 00:19:17,929
Set of steak knives!
328
00:19:19,598 --> 00:19:21,499
You're a shoe-in, kid.
329
00:19:40,386 --> 00:19:41,419
You lost someone?
330
00:19:43,989 --> 00:19:46,824
Seems like that's all we ever do these days.
331
00:19:47,526 --> 00:19:50,395
Makes you wonder if it's even
worth being around people
332
00:19:50,429 --> 00:19:51,162
anymore.
333
00:19:52,898 --> 00:19:54,799
Was it family?
334
00:19:56,135 --> 00:19:58,136
Yeah, that's what I thought.
335
00:20:01,073 --> 00:20:03,174
You're gonna need a few more of these.
336
00:20:13,419 --> 00:20:15,119
You ready, shooters?!
337
00:20:15,487 --> 00:20:20,525
Let's... kill... some... zombies!
338
00:20:29,234 --> 00:20:33,304
Round one!
339
00:20:33,338 --> 00:20:35,139
There's the first target right there.
340
00:20:35,174 --> 00:20:37,709
Hippie dude with the long hair.
341
00:20:38,177 --> 00:20:39,644
Fire!
342
00:20:46,952 --> 00:20:49,187
All right, who shot grandma?
343
00:20:51,190 --> 00:20:53,057
Voorhees, you're out!
344
00:20:55,594 --> 00:20:57,829
Next target! Hipster with the sweatpants!
345
00:20:57,863 --> 00:20:58,963
Fire!
346
00:21:08,474 --> 00:21:10,942
You okay, Forman?
347
00:21:11,744 --> 00:21:14,245
You don't look so good.
348
00:21:14,279 --> 00:21:16,447
You bleeding?
349
00:21:16,482 --> 00:21:20,184
I'm more than bleeding, you idiot. I'm bit!
350
00:21:20,219 --> 00:21:22,887
Some zombie-looking mother bit me!
351
00:21:24,423 --> 00:21:27,258
If it was a zombie, you'd have turned.
352
00:21:31,096 --> 00:21:32,563
I don't know what he was.
353
00:21:32,598 --> 00:21:33,998
But he wasn't right!
354
00:21:34,032 --> 00:21:36,801
He's like some kind of animal or something.
355
00:21:37,836 --> 00:21:39,837
He took the keys to the Formanmobile.
356
00:21:39,872 --> 00:21:42,473
And he'll steal your stuff too.
357
00:21:42,508 --> 00:21:44,442
And who knows who else he's gonna bite.
358
00:21:44,476 --> 00:21:46,811
You. You. You.
359
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:49,914
I'm finding that dude
360
00:21:49,948 --> 00:21:52,917
and I'm taking him out
before he has a chance
361
00:21:52,951 --> 00:21:54,786
to bite anyone else.
362
00:21:54,820 --> 00:21:56,154
Who's with me?!
363
00:21:56,989 --> 00:21:58,723
Let's get him! We'll get him!
364
00:21:59,658 --> 00:22:00,424
Let's go!
365
00:22:06,265 --> 00:22:08,132
Anything I need to know?
366
00:22:11,370 --> 00:22:14,438
It's not a zombie.
367
00:22:25,950 --> 00:22:27,784
It's like some kind of
368
00:22:27,952 --> 00:22:29,653
unnatural disaster.
369
00:22:38,663 --> 00:22:40,397
A freakin' zunami.
370
00:22:42,767 --> 00:22:43,366
Uh.
371
00:22:43,401 --> 00:22:46,603
Booongk.
372
00:22:46,637 --> 00:22:49,172
This is not
a test. Repeat. This is not a test.
373
00:22:49,207 --> 00:22:52,576
This is the Citizen Z emergency
broadcast system. There's a...
374
00:22:52,610 --> 00:22:54,277
a flood, a zombie flood,
375
00:22:54,312 --> 00:22:56,346
a zunami of biblical proportions.
376
00:22:56,380 --> 00:22:59,049
If you're anywhere in the
vicinity of Western Kansas,
377
00:22:59,083 --> 00:23:00,550
you need to...
378
00:23:00,585 --> 00:23:03,753
Screw it. You need to get the hell out now!
379
00:23:03,788 --> 00:23:07,757
If you're in Hamilton, Greeley,
Wichita, Kearney County area,
380
00:23:07,792 --> 00:23:10,060
get the hell out now!
381
00:23:10,094 --> 00:23:14,097
Booongk.
Booongk. Booongk.
382
00:23:43,894 --> 00:23:46,997
That's him! That's the Z that bit me!
383
00:23:48,032 --> 00:23:49,366
Uh-oh.
384
00:23:49,700 --> 00:23:52,402
Why do I have a bad feeling about that?
385
00:23:52,436 --> 00:23:53,303
Get the Z!
386
00:23:54,972 --> 00:23:55,872
That's him!
387
00:23:55,906 --> 00:23:58,108
Hey, guys. What's up?
388
00:23:58,876 --> 00:24:00,076
He's not a zombie. He's talkin'.
389
00:24:00,111 --> 00:24:01,945
I said he looked like a zombie.
390
00:24:01,979 --> 00:24:03,079
I mean look at him.
391
00:24:03,114 --> 00:24:04,881
But it doesn't matter. He stole my keys!
392
00:24:04,915 --> 00:24:06,616
Uh, that's a lie.
393
00:24:06,651 --> 00:24:08,685
Then what are you doing at my machine?
394
00:24:08,719 --> 00:24:10,186
Search him.
395
00:24:16,827 --> 00:24:18,194
It is a Z!
396
00:24:18,229 --> 00:24:19,663
I told you.
397
00:24:21,299 --> 00:24:25,235
I am gonna put him down.
398
00:24:31,742 --> 00:24:32,609
No!
399
00:25:03,407 --> 00:25:05,108
Zombies!
400
00:25:07,578 --> 00:25:09,979
Let's go!
Get out of here!
401
00:25:31,669 --> 00:25:33,603
Nice shootin', everybody!
402
00:25:34,004 --> 00:25:35,171
Hey,
403
00:25:35,206 --> 00:25:38,274
people checking out inventory
over at the barter tables,
404
00:25:38,509 --> 00:25:41,177
watch stray bullets. Thanks.
405
00:26:08,906 --> 00:26:11,408
What?
406
00:26:11,442 --> 00:26:12,742
You bit that guy?
407
00:26:12,777 --> 00:26:15,578
No. No. It was just a fight.
408
00:26:15,613 --> 00:26:17,080
Well what'd you fight him with?
409
00:26:17,114 --> 00:26:19,816
Because he was bleeding. A lot.
410
00:26:19,850 --> 00:26:22,819
I dunno. He was drunk. I didn't see.
411
00:26:22,853 --> 00:26:25,955
I tried to help him,
and then he accused me of stealing from him.
412
00:26:25,990 --> 00:26:28,091
You tried to help him?
413
00:26:28,459 --> 00:26:30,894
Come on, man. Level with me.
414
00:26:32,263 --> 00:26:36,032
Screw it. We need a vehicle,
and we need it more than he does.
415
00:26:36,066 --> 00:26:37,867
Because I'm the savior of humanity.
416
00:26:37,902 --> 00:26:39,969
Remember? Priority number one.
417
00:26:40,004 --> 00:26:42,906
So we do what we got to do.
And sometimes we steal stuff.
418
00:26:42,940 --> 00:26:44,908
Did you bite him?
419
00:26:44,942 --> 00:26:46,776
Doc, you know me.
420
00:26:46,811 --> 00:26:49,979
I am not an animal.
421
00:26:50,014 --> 00:26:52,482
What happened to your tooth?
422
00:26:55,152 --> 00:26:56,586
Look.
423
00:26:56,821 --> 00:26:57,854
Stay here.
424
00:26:57,888 --> 00:26:59,989
I'm gonna go get the others.
425
00:27:00,024 --> 00:27:03,359
I'm very disappointed.
426
00:27:16,907 --> 00:27:19,342
We got five contestants left.
427
00:27:19,710 --> 00:27:20,944
Next target.
428
00:27:21,312 --> 00:27:22,679
Cowboy hat.
429
00:27:23,047 --> 00:27:23,847
Fire!
430
00:27:32,223 --> 00:27:33,256
Snyder, you're out.
431
00:27:33,290 --> 00:27:35,525
Mulligan, you're out.
432
00:27:36,927 --> 00:27:38,595
Good shootin', Mulligan.
433
00:27:38,629 --> 00:27:42,031
Better luck next year.
If there is a next year.
434
00:27:42,066 --> 00:27:44,968
All right, we got three contestants left!
435
00:27:45,002 --> 00:27:50,773
So let's up the ante and let's
take it out to 400 yards!
436
00:27:53,043 --> 00:27:54,077
We need to get out of here.
437
00:27:54,111 --> 00:27:55,612
We can't, not yet.
438
00:27:55,646 --> 00:27:57,113
He's still in it?
439
00:27:57,147 --> 00:27:58,314
Oh yeah.
440
00:27:58,349 --> 00:27:59,349
That's our boy.
441
00:28:17,134 --> 00:28:19,235
Your friends didn't even cover you up.
442
00:28:20,037 --> 00:28:21,804
Savages.
443
00:28:22,907 --> 00:28:24,541
You didn't turn.
444
00:28:50,627 --> 00:28:53,413
All right, we got three contestants left.
445
00:28:55,148 --> 00:28:56,648
Let's up the ante!
446
00:28:56,683 --> 00:29:00,819
Let's take her out 500 yards!
447
00:29:02,722 --> 00:29:06,058
Why are you called Ten Thousand?
448
00:29:06,092 --> 00:29:07,392
It's how many Zs I plan to kill.
449
00:29:07,427 --> 00:29:08,727
How many you got?
450
00:29:08,761 --> 00:29:10,195
Not counting today...
451
00:29:10,229 --> 00:29:11,964
Two thousand one hundred nineteen.
452
00:29:11,998 --> 00:29:13,632
I'll still get more than you today.
453
00:29:13,666 --> 00:29:14,866
Maybe.
454
00:29:15,301 --> 00:29:17,603
Maybe not.
455
00:29:18,037 --> 00:29:19,871
The dude with the coveralls!
456
00:29:19,906 --> 00:29:21,239
Fire!
457
00:29:27,180 --> 00:29:29,548
Sorry! You're gone!
458
00:29:31,017 --> 00:29:33,585
You got this, kid. You got this!
459
00:29:37,857 --> 00:29:39,291
You ready to give up?
460
00:29:39,492 --> 00:29:40,559
Never.
461
00:29:41,561 --> 00:29:42,561
Never?
462
00:29:42,595 --> 00:29:44,963
If this is your attempt
at trying to psych me out,
463
00:29:44,998 --> 00:29:45,697
you're failing miserably.
464
00:29:45,732 --> 00:29:47,399
Stay focused.
465
00:29:48,401 --> 00:29:50,902
That gun is mine.
466
00:30:01,014 --> 00:30:02,314
Zombies.
467
00:30:02,749 --> 00:30:05,150
Zombies inside the perimeter!
468
00:30:05,885 --> 00:30:08,420
Okay, listen up everybody. We...
469
00:30:08,454 --> 00:30:11,556
we need a few people to go
check and clean up some Zs
470
00:30:11,591 --> 00:30:13,291
and see what's going on at the perimeter.
471
00:30:13,326 --> 00:30:14,926
Look people, no one's gonna win anything
472
00:30:14,961 --> 00:30:16,995
unless we stop these Zs
from spoiling our fun!
473
00:30:17,030 --> 00:30:17,896
All right?
474
00:30:17,930 --> 00:30:18,797
Stay here.
475
00:30:18,831 --> 00:30:20,799
You keep shooting.
476
00:30:31,310 --> 00:30:33,445
Where the hell they all come from?
477
00:30:46,192 --> 00:30:48,827
So you're a zombie now.
478
00:30:48,861 --> 00:30:50,829
That's just perfect.
479
00:30:52,665 --> 00:30:55,434
I guess that makes you a
liar like everyone else.
480
00:30:55,468 --> 00:30:58,336
No, no, it's okay.
481
00:30:58,371 --> 00:31:00,405
I don't blame you.
482
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:03,008
If it's anybody's fault,
483
00:31:03,710 --> 00:31:05,143
it's mine.
484
00:31:09,215 --> 00:31:11,550
I shoulda known better, Charlie.
485
00:31:14,554 --> 00:31:16,755
I shoulda.
486
00:31:22,361 --> 00:31:24,930
But you were so...
487
00:31:24,964 --> 00:31:27,399
I used to just watch you
488
00:31:27,433 --> 00:31:28,800
back when we started.
489
00:31:30,837 --> 00:31:33,472
I know you don't like to talk about this.
490
00:31:33,506 --> 00:31:38,276
But it doesn't make you bad
that you like to kill them
491
00:31:38,311 --> 00:31:40,045
and it turns you on.
492
00:31:41,380 --> 00:31:43,181
It doesn't.
493
00:31:43,716 --> 00:31:46,752
It's what made me believe in you.
494
00:31:47,653 --> 00:31:51,723
You were such a badass. Oh man.
495
00:31:51,758 --> 00:31:53,492
Not like those blind idiots
496
00:31:53,526 --> 00:31:56,361
always dreaming of a life
that will never come back.
497
00:31:56,395 --> 00:31:58,897
No, you weren't blind.
498
00:32:00,199 --> 00:32:03,235
You saw it, and you faced it.
499
00:32:03,269 --> 00:32:06,471
So when you told me there was a way,
500
00:32:07,473 --> 00:32:09,708
a way to live again,
501
00:32:11,778 --> 00:32:14,012
I believed you.
502
00:32:16,149 --> 00:32:20,018
You made me believe you.
503
00:32:23,022 --> 00:32:25,257
How could you do that to me?
504
00:32:26,159 --> 00:32:28,727
You gave me...
505
00:32:32,431 --> 00:32:34,666
Hope.
506
00:32:34,967 --> 00:32:37,335
That I, that we,
507
00:32:37,370 --> 00:32:40,772
could have some kind of life. And I...
508
00:32:44,977 --> 00:32:47,612
I loved you for that.
509
00:32:47,980 --> 00:32:50,282
Then it got you killed.
510
00:32:51,384 --> 00:32:53,952
You had hope,
511
00:32:53,986 --> 00:32:56,288
and it made you weak.
512
00:32:56,322 --> 00:32:58,590
It made me weak.
513
00:33:00,426 --> 00:33:03,261
How could you do that, Charlie?
514
00:33:03,296 --> 00:33:05,063
How could you
515
00:33:06,299 --> 00:33:08,066
give me all of that
516
00:33:09,168 --> 00:33:10,936
and then take it away?
517
00:33:11,304 --> 00:33:13,205
How could you?
518
00:33:18,211 --> 00:33:19,244
How could you?
519
00:33:22,481 --> 00:33:23,415
How could you?
520
00:33:49,575 --> 00:33:51,309
Just guessing.
521
00:33:59,085 --> 00:34:01,620
If you don't have a reason to live,
522
00:34:02,355 --> 00:34:04,356
you might as well die.
523
00:34:05,591 --> 00:34:07,659
That's all you did.
524
00:34:07,693 --> 00:34:09,961
Cuz you gave me a reason.
525
00:34:09,996 --> 00:34:12,297
And it was a nice one.
526
00:34:12,665 --> 00:34:16,134
A beautiful lie, really.
527
00:34:17,803 --> 00:34:20,272
It won't ever be beautiful like that.
528
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:24,476
But I'll find a reason to live.
529
00:34:25,411 --> 00:34:27,712
I will.
530
00:34:31,417 --> 00:34:33,952
I give you mercy.
531
00:34:42,561 --> 00:34:46,965
Okay! We're 500 yards out,
and we can't go any further!
532
00:34:47,233 --> 00:34:48,867
So best shot wins!
533
00:34:49,902 --> 00:34:52,170
This is for all the cookies!
534
00:34:55,775 --> 00:34:57,042
First up!
535
00:34:57,076 --> 00:34:58,677
The judge!
536
00:35:02,581 --> 00:35:03,748
Fire!
537
00:35:03,783 --> 00:35:04,916
Ladies first.
538
00:35:04,951 --> 00:35:06,918
Screw you. I'm no lady.
539
00:35:07,753 --> 00:35:08,887
Okay.
540
00:35:22,668 --> 00:35:23,902
Beat that.
541
00:35:24,370 --> 00:35:24,970
kay.
542
00:35:32,745 --> 00:35:35,213
Two bullets, one hole.
543
00:35:36,449 --> 00:35:38,249
I'm callin' it a tie.
544
00:35:40,386 --> 00:35:42,420
Ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen.
545
00:35:42,455 --> 00:35:44,956
We got ourselves a barn burner here.
546
00:35:44,991 --> 00:35:48,393
This thing's going into
sudden death overtime!
547
00:35:49,128 --> 00:35:50,628
So come on over and see me
548
00:35:50,663 --> 00:35:53,498
and put down your bets
before the next round!
549
00:35:55,267 --> 00:35:57,435
All right, people. Place your bets.
550
00:35:57,470 --> 00:35:59,371
Come on. Put them down.
551
00:36:06,712 --> 00:36:07,979
Oh shit.
552
00:36:14,317 --> 00:36:15,935
We got a couple of fresh runners.
553
00:36:16,035 --> 00:36:18,102
You first. I'll clean up.
554
00:36:33,352 --> 00:36:34,118
Our driver!
555
00:36:34,386 --> 00:36:35,453
Our driver!
556
00:36:35,554 --> 00:36:37,855
They're getting Side Meat!
557
00:36:41,794 --> 00:36:43,094
Give the man mercy!
558
00:36:48,133 --> 00:36:49,067
Nice shootin'.
559
00:36:49,468 --> 00:36:51,736
Hey, we've got ourselves a winner!
560
00:36:51,770 --> 00:36:53,137
Nice job, kid.
561
00:36:53,172 --> 00:36:55,940
Now let's get your prize and
get the hell out of here.
562
00:36:55,975 --> 00:36:56,975
Good shootin'.
563
00:37:01,947 --> 00:37:04,248
To the victor goes the spoils!
564
00:37:05,351 --> 00:37:08,086
Kill in good health, kid.
Now get out of dodge.
565
00:37:09,555 --> 00:37:10,788
Closing time!
566
00:37:24,737 --> 00:37:26,137
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
567
00:37:45,090 --> 00:37:45,990
I'm getting low on ammo.
568
00:37:46,025 --> 00:37:46,724
Yeah, me too.
569
00:37:47,493 --> 00:37:48,926
Where are these Zs coming from?
570
00:37:50,629 --> 00:37:53,364
I dunno. But where the hell is my dad?
571
00:37:56,068 --> 00:37:57,502
We can't wait much longer.
572
00:37:57,936 --> 00:37:58,803
Brittany!
573
00:37:58,837 --> 00:37:59,737
There he is.
574
00:37:59,772 --> 00:38:01,005
Brittany!
575
00:38:06,311 --> 00:38:07,245
I'm out.
576
00:38:12,651 --> 00:38:14,819
Two thousand two hundred five.
577
00:38:15,788 --> 00:38:16,654
Nice shooting, kid!
578
00:38:16,688 --> 00:38:18,856
Come on, Brit! We got to go!
579
00:38:19,591 --> 00:38:20,725
Wait!
580
00:38:23,862 --> 00:38:25,363
Take this.
581
00:38:25,397 --> 00:38:26,998
You deserve it more than I do.
582
00:38:28,967 --> 00:38:30,435
Really. I want you to have it.
583
00:38:30,469 --> 00:38:32,470
Brit. We got to go.
584
00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:36,374
Thank you.
585
00:38:40,946 --> 00:38:42,513
Good luck, kid.
586
00:38:59,164 --> 00:39:00,598
Where'd you come from?
587
00:40:19,411 --> 00:40:20,678
You're looking better.
588
00:40:22,047 --> 00:40:23,214
Who's next?
589
00:40:28,058 --> 00:40:29,526
How much longer are we gonna wait for him?
590
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:30,493
Not much.
591
00:40:30,528 --> 00:40:31,828
He'll be here.
592
00:40:33,330 --> 00:40:34,831
Hey!
593
00:40:44,308 --> 00:40:45,542
Hold him steady, kid!
594
00:40:45,576 --> 00:40:46,576
I can't!
595
00:41:28,886 --> 00:41:30,720
You know where you're going?
596
00:41:31,622 --> 00:41:33,189
Followin' the sun.
597
00:41:34,358 --> 00:41:35,391
It's what Charlie...
598
00:41:37,561 --> 00:41:39,062
It's what he would do.
599
00:41:41,265 --> 00:41:43,266
I hope we catch up with Mack and Addy.
600
00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:45,268
Yeah, I hope so too.
601
00:41:49,106 --> 00:41:50,540
Well, people.
602
00:41:50,574 --> 00:41:52,875
If we weren't already in an apocalypse,
603
00:41:52,910 --> 00:41:54,877
this would be a damn obvious sign.
604
00:41:55,245 --> 00:41:58,348
What do you call something worse
than an apocalypse? Because
605
00:41:58,382 --> 00:42:00,883
this is it. Whatever it is.
606
00:42:00,918 --> 00:42:04,721
Swarm, horde, zunami.
There's no end in sight.
607
00:42:04,755 --> 00:42:06,990
If you're not already west of this thing,
608
00:42:07,024 --> 00:42:09,459
you better get moving.
There's no getting through it.
609
00:42:09,493 --> 00:42:10,860
There's no outrunning it.
610
00:42:10,894 --> 00:42:13,997
You got to find some place safe and hide.
611
00:42:14,832 --> 00:42:16,299
Good luck, people.
612
00:42:16,667 --> 00:42:18,768
And Godspeed.
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