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Mom, I'll reorganize the stuff later.
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You don't have to do that.
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Oh, I'm just... I'm just organizing a
little bit for you, honey.
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Mom, you just got here. Just come relax.
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I know, just... The kitchen, it's
like...
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It can work so much better just a few
things could be adjusted, you know?
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You need a girlfriend here to kind of...
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Put things in order for you.
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I can't relax right now. I'm a little, a
little tense.
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Well, mom, everything's going to be,
everything's going to be all right. I
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it's, you're stressed out with
everything, but.
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I know it will be eventually, but right
now I'm just, well, I don't know.
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Frustrated and pissed.
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Thanks for letting me crash here with
you.
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I can't believe this is going on with
your dad.
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I... I can't... I can't believe it.
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You've taken the house? How the fuck did
he get the house?
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I... I know. I said that lawyer is just
really good. God.
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I know.
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I'm sure, like... Like, what man does
that?
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I'm on the... Like, he's going to put me
out and keep... What the fuck?
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And seriously, like... He... He cheated
on me. Do you know that?
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He cheated on me.
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I can't believe it.
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I know.
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You know, I've thought about cheating on
him so many times.
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I guess maybe I shouldn't have told you
that.
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But it's true. I did.
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But thought about it. That's it. Thought
about it. I never did.
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You know, I like to have fun and, you
know, have cocktails with the girls and
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stuff and go out. But did I ever? No.
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But him?
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Yeah. He goes off and does it.
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Yeah, I know. It's really shitty, Mom.
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It is. It's so shitty.
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And he even has a little fucking cock,
too, because, you know, how could he
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possibly please that girl if he doesn't
even have a big dick?
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Sorry. I know it's your dad, but... I'm
sorry.
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But damn it, it's true.
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I mean, I wouldn't let him move in if...
So... I'm sorry. I shouldn't be talking
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to you like this. That's all right, Mom.
I know he's an asshole.
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We're going to get it straightened out.
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Like, we got you that new lawyer. Like,
there's no way that they're, you know.
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You're definitely going to be able to
get a bunch of that money. I don't know
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we can get the house back, but.
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And either way, like, you can stay here
as long as you want. It's not even about
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that. It's like, you're the shithead.
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Oh, thank you, sweetheart.
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That's so nice.
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Yeah, that's great.
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I'm not going to stay and take up your
time, though. I know you've got your own
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life. You've got girls coming in and
out. I mean.
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The girlfriend, there's not a girlfriend
right now?
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I'm single right now.
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Well, still.
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But I mean.
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I mean, you don't need your mom here,
like, looking over your shoulder while
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have whatever going on.
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I really don't mind. It's fine. Like,
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I even, like, I gave you the master, so
I kind of redid it and got you some new
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sheets and stuff.
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You don't have to do all that. You don't
have to give me the master.
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Yeah, I don't need it. I can sleep on
the couch, honey. Come on. No, you're
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sleeping on the couch.
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Save the bedroom for you and your
friends.
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It's already done, okay? I just want you
to be comfortable.
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I don't want you to be stressed out.
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I'm already stressed out.
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So you did all that for me?
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Yeah. Like last minute? Thank you.
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Yeah, of course.
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They're so sweet.
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Thank you.
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Should I go check it out?
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Yeah.
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It's your own pack.
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You don't really have to give me this
room.
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It's going to be kind of like old times
when Dad used to be traveling all the
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time. I mean, you hanging out again.
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I love it.
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Yay.
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All right.
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I'm going to go check it out. Okay.
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Just let me know if you need anything
else. All right.
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Hey, do you have a big bowl I can put
scrambled eggs in?
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All you have are these little bowls?
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Yeah, I think there's some in the other
cabinet, I think, Mom.
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What do you...
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What are you doing?
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I'm making breakfast.
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You don't have to do that.
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You want coffee?
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I mean, yeah, that's fine.
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I usually don't even eat breakfast.
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I just eat it later.
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Are you crazy? It's the most important
meal of the day.
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You can't miss breakfast.
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Do you have a whip around here?
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Maybe in the drawer.
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In here?
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Yeah.
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I guess I'll just use a fork.
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Mom, you're... You're using a fork.
What?
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Mom, your robe's open.
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Oh.
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Sorry.
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It's okay.
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You don't need to see... You don't need
to see mom boobs.
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Sorry, I look a little stupid.
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I'm sorry.
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It's all right.
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You don't need to see that, do you? All
right. I don't look too
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bad, though, do I?
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No, fine.
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All right, I got the coffee going. What
are you taking your coffee?
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Oh, just black is okay.
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All right.
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Well, look at you.
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You're looking good.
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You've been working out lately, huh?
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Yeah, yeah, I've been going.
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Ah, nice.
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Oh,
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how do you get so strong like that? Your
dad never worked out. I always wanted
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him to. He never did.
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So lazy.
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But you aren't taking, like, those
steroids, are you? I mean, because
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healthy. I've heard about that stuff.
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No, I'm not doing that.
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Oh, that's good, because those look
really big. I mean, like, you know.
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not that big.
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But no, I just... They look good, honey.
So what do you want?
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I'm doing eggs. Do you want sausage and
bacon?
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Will you eat both?
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Yeah, that's probably fine.
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Do you got all that stuff?
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Yeah, I went to the store, of course.
You don't have to worry about that while
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I'm here.
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I'll make breakfast every day.
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Okay, you really don't have to. I'll let
you know when everything's ready.
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Okay, thanks. Cream and sugar?
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Just black. Just put ice cube in it,
okay?
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Okay. Cool it down a little bit? Yeah.
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Okay, thanks, Lauren. Mm -hmm.
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Mom, what the fuck?
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Baby,
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I'm so sorry. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
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What the... I'm just... I was just
trying to get in, like, a new workout
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going. I'm sorry. What the hell is this
thing?
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Well, I ordered it. It's part of my new
workout routine.
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It's huge. You know, I'm getting new
abs. I can do yoga.
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You know, getting, like...
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Excited about getting back into shape
again.
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But I'm so sorry. I apologize. I thought
you were coming back for like three
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hours. Right? I mean, I thought I had
some time.
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Yeah, Mom, but I take off early
sometimes.
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Oh, my gosh. You don't need to see me
like this. Forgive me. I'm so sorry.
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I'm really embarrassed.
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I should like... I don't know. I just
wanted to get in some new workout stuff,
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you know, because I was feeling... Mom,
why are you doing it naked, though?
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Because I just wanted to feel more free,
you know? Try new things. It's like
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you're, you know, dad and I separated.
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I just... I'm so embarrassed.
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It's okay.
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I guess I don't need to... It's all
right. I guess I don't need to... You
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need to see me like this.
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I should probably... Can you help? I
can't get out of this thing. Yeah. Can
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help me up? Yeah. Can you help me up?
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I know, it's big, right?
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Sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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Yeah, just, yeah. Yeah, help me out.
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All right.
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Okay. I can't. Mom, this is crazy.
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What's wrong with you?
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I thought it was going to be a fun new
way to work out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All
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right. Okay.
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I should go put some clothes on, right?
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Yeah, it's okay. Maybe I shouldn't be
naked in the living room anymore. I
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know. Yeah, I'm not mad or anything.
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Let's not.
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Yeah. All right. All right. Sorry. It's
okay.
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Whoa.
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Baby, what are you doing?
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I thought you were going to be gone
later.
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Oh, shit. I'm sorry.
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I used to see.
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I remember you used to do this when you
were younger. I caught it a few times.
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Were you mad about that?
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Yeah.
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I'm sorry, Mom. I just, I don't know
what I was thinking.
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I mean, your dad never had anything like
this.
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Like a real cock like that.
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I bet the girls have a lot of them.
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So big.
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It's my fault, okay?
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You didn't do anything wrong.
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I'm sorry, okay?
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Hey, Mom, did you need something?
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Yeah, I just want to talk to you. Okay.
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I want to talk to you about what
happened the other night.
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Mom, that was, like, that was totally my
fault. Like, it's not going to happen
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again. Like, I just was, you know, like,
I was really horny. I wasn't thinking
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straight. And I know you were at the bar
with your friends, and you weren't
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thinking. It wasn't your fault. So,
like.
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Well, I don't think it was either of our
fault, but I.
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I liked it.
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Okay? I don't think there's anything
wrong with it.
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Mom, don't say that, okay?
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It was just, it was like an accident,
okay? I haven't been that horny and
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on in years.
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I wasn't really hot, baby.
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Mom, don't say, don't say that stuff,
okay?
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We're living together now, we can't.
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I don't see why we can't do that.
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Remember when you were little and you
used to snuggle in bed with me when you
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thought I was sleeping?
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Do you remember?
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You used to rub yourself against me. Do
you remember that?
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I... You were... You weren't, like,
asleep?
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No.
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You used to rub yourself against me.
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I used to see the laundry. I know what
was going on.
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I thought you were asleep. I feel you
against me.
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You're saying you don't want it?
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Tell me it doesn't make you hot.
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Tell me you don't want it.
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I can tell you want it too.
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