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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,430 - PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS... 2 00:00:03,433 --> 00:00:06,133 - SHE MADE THESE COMMENTS IN FRONT OF PEOPLE, 3 00:00:06,133 --> 00:00:07,503 WHICH ARE COMPLETELY DEFAMATORY. 4 00:00:07,500 --> 00:00:10,530 - BRANDI CROSSED THE LINE AND HIT BELOW THE BELT. 5 00:00:10,533 --> 00:00:13,833 OH, BOY, SHE'S GONNA GET SLAPPED WITH A FAT, OLD LAWSUIT. 6 00:00:13,834 --> 00:00:15,834 - SHE TOLD ME SHE HAS A LETTER THAT YOU'RE SUING HER. 7 00:00:15,834 --> 00:00:18,904 - COME ON, LOOK AT HER CHARACTER. 8 00:00:18,900 --> 00:00:20,470 WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT? 9 00:00:20,467 --> 00:00:23,267 - YOUR LAWYER DIDN'T SEND MY LAWYER A LETTER? 10 00:00:23,266 --> 00:00:25,996 - ABSOLUTELY NOT. - I HAVE THE LETTER. 11 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,470 - SHAME ON YOU, SHAME ON YOU... - SHAME ON ME? 12 00:00:28,467 --> 00:00:31,867 - FOR BEING SO CALCULATING. - SHAME ON YOU! 13 00:00:31,867 --> 00:00:33,497 [upbeat music] 14 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:35,670 - LIFE ISN'T ALL DIAMONDS AND ROSE, 15 00:00:35,667 --> 00:00:38,527 BUT IT SHOULD BE. 16 00:00:38,533 --> 00:00:39,803 - MONEY DOESN'T GIVE YOU CLASS. 17 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:42,700 IT JUST GIVES YOU MONEY. 18 00:00:42,700 --> 00:00:43,900 - KNOW YOUR FRIENDS. 19 00:00:43,900 --> 00:00:47,270 SHOW YOUR ENEMIES THE DOOR. 20 00:00:47,266 --> 00:00:49,166 - I FOUGHT TOO HARD FOR THIS ZIP CODE 21 00:00:49,166 --> 00:00:52,066 TO GO HOME NOW. 22 00:00:52,066 --> 00:00:56,626 - I LIKE TO HAVE FUN, BUT I DON'T PLAY GAMES. 23 00:00:56,633 --> 00:00:57,703 - LIFE IS A JOURNEY, 24 00:00:57,700 --> 00:01:01,570 AND I'M FINDING MYSELF EVERY DAY. 25 00:01:01,567 --> 00:01:03,227 - I'M BORN AND RAISED IN BEVERLY HILLS. 26 00:01:03,233 --> 00:01:06,533 THIS IS MY TOWN. 27 00:01:26,100 --> 00:01:27,200 - [murmuring] 28 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:29,570 MMM, NICE. 29 00:01:29,567 --> 00:01:30,667 I'M INVITING PEOPLE OVER 30 00:01:30,667 --> 00:01:32,927 TO SEE WHAT MY NOSE LOOKS LIKE 31 00:01:32,934 --> 00:01:35,134 BEFORE I HEAD OUT THERE INTO THE-- 32 00:01:35,133 --> 00:01:37,203 THE REAL WORLD, JUST TO SEE WHAT THEY THINK 33 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:38,600 AND TELL ME IF IT LOOKS RIGHT, 34 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:42,470 AND ALSO KIND OF TO TELL THEM THANK YOU 35 00:01:42,467 --> 00:01:45,297 FOR SUPPORTING ME DURING MY SOBRIETY. 36 00:01:45,300 --> 00:01:48,400 ONLY THE WHITE ONES GO IN THE POOL TONIGHT. 37 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:51,100 THE PINK AND THE YELLOW WE CAN PUT AWAY. 38 00:01:51,100 --> 00:01:54,870 YEAH, BUT FOR NOW, LET'S JUST DO THOSE. 39 00:01:54,867 --> 00:01:59,197 THE ONE THING I DID WANT IS ICED DRINKS. 40 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:00,730 WE CAN DO THIS, RIGHT? - OKAY. 41 00:02:00,734 --> 00:02:02,834 - SINCE I DON'T REALLY HAVE A... 42 00:02:02,834 --> 00:02:04,404 FULL BAR SETUP FOR EVERYBODY, 43 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:05,670 I WANTED PEOPLE TO BE ABLE 44 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:07,467 TO COME AND GET ICED COFFEE DRINKS, OKAY? 45 00:02:07,467 --> 00:02:08,767 - THAT'LL WORK FOR ME. 46 00:02:08,767 --> 00:02:10,067 - ALL RIGHT, PERFECT. THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 47 00:02:10,066 --> 00:02:11,496 PERFECT. 48 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:13,400 UM, THESE ARE NOT LIT. 49 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:16,030 OKAY, MILTON, I'M GONNA HAVE YOU RUN DOWN 50 00:02:16,033 --> 00:02:17,233 AND GET A FEW BAGS OF ICE. 51 00:02:17,233 --> 00:02:20,703 AND THEN WE'LL NEED, UM... PLASTIC CUPS. 52 00:02:20,700 --> 00:02:21,730 OH! PLASTIC COFFEE CUPS. 53 00:02:21,734 --> 00:02:26,074 - OKAY. - KINGSLEY, DO NOT JUMP! 54 00:02:29,934 --> 00:02:31,204 - WHOOP. OKAY. 55 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:33,330 - WELL, NOT FOR LONG. - COME ON, GIRLS. 56 00:02:33,333 --> 00:02:34,973 CAREFUL WALKING UP THE STAIRS IN THESE HEELS. 57 00:02:34,967 --> 00:02:36,797 I KNOW IT'S HARD WORK BEING A GIRL. 58 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:38,770 - OH, BEAUTIFUL. - WATCH YOUR STEP, GIRLS. 59 00:02:38,767 --> 00:02:41,197 - HOW PRETTY IS AUNTIE KIM'S HOUSE! 60 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:42,900 - HI. OH, LOOKIT, THOSE ARE PRETTY... 61 00:02:42,900 --> 00:02:45,370 ALL LIT UP LIKE THAT. - I LOVE IT. 62 00:02:45,367 --> 00:02:46,727 COME ON, SWEETIE. 63 00:02:46,734 --> 00:02:49,034 - KENNEDY AND PORTIA OFTEN PLAY TOGETHER, 64 00:02:49,033 --> 00:02:50,373 SO I THOUGHT IT'D BE FUN 65 00:02:50,367 --> 00:02:52,227 TO DRESS THEM UP AND BRING 'EM TO KIM'S 66 00:02:52,233 --> 00:02:53,433 FOR A NIGHT OUT. 67 00:02:53,433 --> 00:02:55,203 AND TAYLOR'S GONNA MEET US HERE LATER. 68 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:57,500 - HI! - HEY, LOVEY. 69 00:02:57,500 --> 00:02:59,330 - HI. - KIM! 70 00:02:59,333 --> 00:03:00,903 LOOKS SO PRETTY BACK HERE. 71 00:03:00,900 --> 00:03:03,330 - I KNOW. - I LOVE IT. 72 00:03:03,333 --> 00:03:05,633 - I KNOW, RIGHT? - WHY DO YOU FEEL SO TINY? 73 00:03:05,633 --> 00:03:07,273 OH, BECAUSE YOU HAVE YOUR FLATS. 74 00:03:07,266 --> 00:03:08,366 - 'CAUSE I'M NOT GONNA BREAK A NOSE 75 00:03:08,367 --> 00:03:09,627 AND WEAR ANY MORE HIGH HEELS IN MY DAY. 76 00:03:09,633 --> 00:03:10,873 - OH, I HEARD THE DOG. 77 00:03:10,867 --> 00:03:12,767 WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE DOG BUMPING YOUR NOSE? 78 00:03:12,767 --> 00:03:16,127 - WELL, HE ALMOST BROKE MY NEW NOSE. 79 00:03:16,133 --> 00:03:17,203 - NO. - YES. 80 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:18,230 - SO WHAT DID THE DOCTOR HAVE TO DO? 81 00:03:18,233 --> 00:03:19,333 - IT WASN'T HIS FAULT. 82 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:21,303 HE HAD TO REDO EVERYTHING 83 00:03:21,300 --> 00:03:23,300 BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME I HAD AN UGLY NOSE, 84 00:03:23,300 --> 00:03:24,500 AN UGLY FACE. 85 00:03:24,500 --> 00:03:25,770 - I DIDN'T! WOULD YOU STOP? 86 00:03:25,767 --> 00:03:27,567 - ALL YOUR FAULT. - DON'T PLAY THE MARTYR. 87 00:03:27,567 --> 00:03:28,697 DON'T EVEN START WITH ME. 88 00:03:28,700 --> 00:03:32,530 YOU GUYS SAY HI TO AUNT KIM? - HI, HI. 89 00:03:32,533 --> 00:03:34,633 - [laughs] 90 00:03:34,633 --> 00:03:36,303 - SHE'S S-C-A-R-E-D. 91 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:37,770 - I KNOW, I'M SURE-- ARE YOU SCARED OF ME? 92 00:03:37,767 --> 00:03:39,867 - HONEY, WE LIVE IN BEVERLY HILLS. 93 00:03:39,867 --> 00:03:40,897 YOU BETTER GET USED TO THAT. 94 00:03:40,900 --> 00:03:42,100 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? 95 00:03:42,100 --> 00:03:45,270 IS BUBBIE BEAUTIFUL? - [screams] 96 00:03:45,266 --> 00:03:47,326 - I AM TRYING-- - HELLO. 97 00:03:47,333 --> 00:03:48,433 - HI, HOW ARE YOU? - HI, HOW ARE YOU? 98 00:03:48,433 --> 00:03:49,773 - I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 99 00:03:49,767 --> 00:03:51,667 - GOOD. - HI. HI, KIM. 100 00:03:51,667 --> 00:03:53,367 HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 101 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:54,797 - OKAY, SEE, MARISA, 102 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:56,900 MY MOM WOULD SAY, "SPIT THAT GUM OUT." 103 00:03:56,900 --> 00:03:59,370 - I KNOW. - SHE WALKS IN... 104 00:03:59,367 --> 00:04:01,097 - I KNOW, AND YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HOW I DROVE UP, RIGHT? 105 00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:02,130 - GIVE ME THAT GUM, GIVE ME THAT GUM. 106 00:04:02,133 --> 00:04:05,003 - YOU'RE SO CUTE! - [laughs] 107 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,030 [cell phone rings] 108 00:04:06,033 --> 00:04:08,673 - KIM? - YES? 109 00:04:08,667 --> 00:04:11,597 - I'M SORRY. I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU. 110 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:13,270 - [mouths words] - OKAY. 111 00:04:13,266 --> 00:04:15,966 - I HAVE JUST BECOME CLOSE TO SOMEONE 112 00:04:15,967 --> 00:04:18,197 THAT I'VE KNOWN FOR A LONG TIME. 113 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:22,470 AND HE'S JUST INVITED ME TO GO ON A PLANE TONIGHT, 114 00:04:22,467 --> 00:04:25,597 FROM VAN NUYS, AND I THINK I'M IN LOVE. 115 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:27,970 I'M BEING REALLY SERIOUS. 116 00:04:27,967 --> 00:04:32,327 IN THE LAST 48 HOURS, I THINK I'VE FALLEN IN LOVE. 117 00:04:32,333 --> 00:04:34,733 - WHO IS THIS GUY THAT YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH ALL OF A SUDDEN? 118 00:04:34,734 --> 00:04:36,774 - [snickering] 119 00:04:36,767 --> 00:04:39,527 - OKAY, SO YOU'RE LEAVING FOR...VEGAS? 120 00:04:39,533 --> 00:04:42,303 - NO, I'M GOING TO BEAVER CREEK. 121 00:04:42,300 --> 00:04:45,000 - OKAY. - YEAH, ON A PLANE TONIGHT. 122 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,830 SO I'M JUST GONNA MISS THE PARTY, 123 00:04:46,834 --> 00:04:48,004 AND I LOVE YOU GIRLS, 124 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,600 AND I'LL CALL YOU FROM THERE, OKAY? 125 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:51,100 - O-- - BUT I'M-- 126 00:04:51,100 --> 00:04:55,000 I'M SO HAPPY, AND HE LOVES KENNEDY. 127 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,600 - I HAVE KENNEDY WITH ME ANYWAY. 128 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:58,130 CAN I JUST KEEP HER WITH ME THEN? 129 00:04:58,133 --> 00:05:01,633 - OH, YOU HAVE KENNEDY WITH YOU? 130 00:05:01,633 --> 00:05:04,903 - YEAH, KENNEDY'S WITH ME. 131 00:05:04,900 --> 00:05:06,900 - WELL, TAKE HER. 132 00:05:06,900 --> 00:05:09,030 I'M COMING BACK FOR THE WHITE PARTY. 133 00:05:09,033 --> 00:05:11,133 - CAN SHE SPEND THE NIGHT WITH ME TONIGHT THEN? 134 00:05:11,133 --> 00:05:12,303 - IF YOU WANT, YEAH. 135 00:05:12,300 --> 00:05:15,270 - YOU DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS AT MY HOUSE? 136 00:05:15,266 --> 00:05:16,966 - NO IDEA. 137 00:05:16,967 --> 00:05:19,627 YOU KNOW I TRUST YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON ON THE PLANET. 138 00:05:19,633 --> 00:05:21,173 - WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW? 139 00:05:21,166 --> 00:05:23,696 YOU'RE NOT AT YOUR HOUSE? - SHE'S AT THE HOUSE. 140 00:05:23,700 --> 00:05:26,370 - NO, I'M ON MY WAY TO THE AIRPORT. 141 00:05:26,367 --> 00:05:28,197 - OKAY, HAVE FUN. 142 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:30,070 - OKAY. - OKAY, I LOVE YOU. 143 00:05:30,066 --> 00:05:31,696 both: I LOVE YOU. 144 00:05:31,700 --> 00:05:35,330 - [murmurs] 145 00:05:35,333 --> 00:05:37,903 - THIS IS WEIRD. both: YEAH. 146 00:05:37,900 --> 00:05:40,700 - SHE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU HAD KENNEDY. 147 00:05:40,700 --> 00:05:43,300 SHE SAID, "OH, YOU HAVE KENNEDY?" 148 00:05:43,300 --> 00:05:45,270 - WHAT? - WHO IS SHE GOING WITH? 149 00:05:45,266 --> 00:05:47,026 - I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THAT COULD EVEN POSSIBLY BE. 150 00:05:47,033 --> 00:05:49,003 - DOES SHE KNOW WHO SHE'S GOING WITH? 151 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,000 - DOES SHE KNOW WHO SHE'S GOING WITH? 152 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,670 - [laughs] YEAH. 153 00:05:51,667 --> 00:05:53,527 - SHH. HERE COMES KENNEDY. 154 00:05:53,533 --> 00:05:56,033 - OH. 155 00:05:56,033 --> 00:05:58,333 both: HI. - NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN! 156 00:05:58,333 --> 00:06:00,473 - DIDN'T YOU HEAR HER VOICE? 157 00:06:00,467 --> 00:06:01,597 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 158 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:04,330 - SHE COULD BARELY TALK, KYLE. 159 00:06:04,333 --> 00:06:08,533 I FEEL... IT'S DANGEROUS. 160 00:06:08,533 --> 00:06:12,133 [stammers] SHE HAS A LITTLE GIRL, YOU KNOW? 161 00:06:12,133 --> 00:06:14,473 - [sighs] - BUT-- 162 00:06:14,467 --> 00:06:18,727 - TAYLOR'S VOICE ABSOLUTELY SOUNDED TIPSY TO ME. 163 00:06:18,734 --> 00:06:20,404 BEYOND TIPSY. 164 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:23,330 [overlapping chatter] 165 00:06:23,333 --> 00:06:24,633 - WE GET A PHONE CALL. 166 00:06:24,633 --> 00:06:27,503 I GET A PHONE CALL FROM TAYLOR THAT SHE SAYS, 167 00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:29,530 "HEY, KIM, I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU, I WON'T-- 168 00:06:29,533 --> 00:06:32,073 "I'M REALLY SORRY, I WON'T BE COMING 169 00:06:32,066 --> 00:06:36,096 BECAUSE... I THINK I'M IN LOVE." 170 00:06:36,100 --> 00:06:38,100 - I HAVEN'T SEEN HER, YOU KNOW, GO ON A DATE EVEN. 171 00:06:38,100 --> 00:06:40,200 NOT EVEN A DATE. - WHO? 172 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:41,730 both: TAYLOR. 173 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:43,204 - SO THEN SHE SAID SHE'S NOT COMING, 174 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:44,700 THAT SHE'S IN LOVE AND SHE'S GOING WITH THIS MAN 175 00:06:44,700 --> 00:06:45,800 TO BEAVER CREEK. 176 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:47,970 - WHEN? both: RIGHT NOW. 177 00:06:47,967 --> 00:06:49,067 - SORRY. - WHAT? 178 00:06:49,066 --> 00:06:50,726 - AND THAT SHE CAN'T COME HERE. 179 00:06:50,734 --> 00:06:52,774 OKAY, SO KENNEDY STAYS WITH ME A LOT, I GIVE YOU... 180 00:06:52,767 --> 00:06:53,997 - YEAH, WHICH I THINK IS A LITTLE BIZARRE, TO BE HONEST. 181 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,400 - BUT SHE JUST THOUGHT IT'S FINE. 182 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:57,170 - I MEAN, LOOK, IT'S A HORRIBLE THING FOR ME TO SAY, 183 00:06:57,166 --> 00:07:00,426 BUT I'M GONNA SAY IT BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT'S WHAT I DO. 184 00:07:00,433 --> 00:07:03,733 IT SEEMS LIKE HER CHILD... - WE DON'T WANT ANYTHING-- 185 00:07:03,734 --> 00:07:04,974 - HER CHILD IS ALWAYS WITH YOU, 186 00:07:04,967 --> 00:07:07,367 SO SHE CAN GO DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS TO DO. 187 00:07:07,367 --> 00:07:08,397 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 188 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:10,130 AND IT'S LIKE, THAT'S-- - WELL-- 189 00:07:10,133 --> 00:07:12,233 - I MEAN, AND I DON'T KNOW TAYLOR, 190 00:07:12,233 --> 00:07:14,733 BUT IT DOES SEEM LIKE YOU ALWAYS HAVE HER KID. 191 00:07:14,734 --> 00:07:16,904 - KENNEDY GOES HOME, AND IT'S JUST THE TWO OF THEM. 192 00:07:16,900 --> 00:07:18,270 AND THEN SHE'S LIKE... - BUT IT DOES SEEM-- 193 00:07:18,266 --> 00:07:19,566 - "MOMMY, THEIR HOUSE IS SO MUCH MORE FUN." 194 00:07:19,567 --> 00:07:20,627 - BUT THEN WHEN YOU TELL ME A STORY ABOUT THIS... 195 00:07:20,633 --> 00:07:22,003 - THAT'S WEIRD. 196 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,470 - I WOULD NEVER JUST GO ON A WHIM WITH A GUY... 197 00:07:23,467 --> 00:07:24,527 - WELL, THAT'S A DIFFERENT STORY. 198 00:07:24,533 --> 00:07:26,033 - AND NOT CALL YOU, AND BE LIKE, 199 00:07:26,033 --> 00:07:27,103 "KYLE, I JUST MET THIS GUY. 200 00:07:27,100 --> 00:07:28,700 "I REALLY WANT TO GO FOR A WEEKEND. 201 00:07:28,700 --> 00:07:31,170 "DO YOU WANT TO KEEP KENNEDY THIS WEEKEND? 202 00:07:31,166 --> 00:07:32,466 "AND THEN NEXT WEEK I'LL TAKE THE GIRLS TO THE MOVIES, 203 00:07:32,467 --> 00:07:33,567 AND I'LL TAKE THE GIRLS OUT." - RIGHT. 204 00:07:33,567 --> 00:07:35,597 WELL, THIS IS A DIFFERENT SITUATION. 205 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:37,230 - IT'S INDICATIVE OF WHO SHE IS, 206 00:07:37,233 --> 00:07:39,173 AND THEN IT SHOWS WHY SHE'S ALWAYS AT YOUR HOUSE. 207 00:07:39,166 --> 00:07:40,626 THAT'S ALL I'M GONNA SAY. 208 00:07:40,633 --> 00:07:42,273 - AND WHAT I'M SAYING, I THINK IT'S A LITTLE WRONG 209 00:07:42,266 --> 00:07:44,896 THAT SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHERE KENNEDY WAS RIGHT NOW. 210 00:07:44,900 --> 00:07:46,330 - I AGREE. 211 00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:47,503 TAYLOR SHOULD KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON IN HER HOUSE, 212 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:48,800 WITH THE PEOPLE WHO WORK FOR HER, 213 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:50,330 AND SHE SHOULD BE KEEPING TABS ON WHERE HER KID IS. 214 00:07:50,333 --> 00:07:51,833 - ABSOLUTELY. 215 00:07:51,834 --> 00:07:53,134 I WOULD NEVER NOT KNOW WHERE PORTIA IS, 216 00:07:53,133 --> 00:07:54,403 I CAN TELL YOU THAT RIGHT NOW. 217 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:57,370 HOWEVER, I DON'T THINK SHE WAS EXACTLY 218 00:07:57,367 --> 00:07:59,167 IN THE BEST FRAME OF MIND TONIGHT. 219 00:07:59,166 --> 00:08:00,666 - THAT'S WHAT I SAID. - SHE WAS DRINKING? 220 00:08:00,667 --> 00:08:03,297 - AS A PERSON IN SOBRIETY, 221 00:08:03,300 --> 00:08:06,900 I'M CONCERNED THAT-- WHO IS THIS PERSON? 222 00:08:06,900 --> 00:08:09,900 AND IS SHE SAFE? 223 00:08:09,900 --> 00:08:11,100 - COMING UP... 224 00:08:11,100 --> 00:08:13,530 - I'M LIKE, "WHAT DO I DO?" 225 00:08:13,533 --> 00:08:16,933 - OH, MY GOD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HER, DOCTOR? 226 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:26,670 [overlapping chatter] 227 00:08:26,667 --> 00:08:27,797 - HELLO. - HOW ARE YOU? 228 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:29,370 both: MWAH! 229 00:08:29,367 --> 00:08:30,867 - WAIT, THE BETTER QUESTION IS, WHO IS IT? 230 00:08:30,867 --> 00:08:32,097 - I DON'T KNOW. 231 00:08:32,100 --> 00:08:33,630 KYLE SAYS SHE HASN'T SEEN HER AND ANY MEN. 232 00:08:33,633 --> 00:08:37,503 WELL, MAYBE IT'S A WOMAN. 233 00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:40,530 - YOU ARE SO FUNNY. YOU LOOK GOOD THOUGH. 234 00:08:40,533 --> 00:08:41,903 BUT I THINK MY HUSBAND WOULD HAVE BEEN A-- 235 00:08:41,900 --> 00:08:44,170 DONE AS GOOD OF A JOB, IF NOT BETTER. 236 00:08:44,166 --> 00:08:46,266 - NOW YOU KNOW WHY. - I KNOW. 237 00:08:46,266 --> 00:08:48,626 - AS HIS WIFE, I KNOW SHE HAS TO SAY THAT. 238 00:08:48,633 --> 00:08:49,933 BUT I FEEL LIKE IT WAS BETTER 239 00:08:49,934 --> 00:08:52,334 IF I JUST DON'T MIX BUSINESS WITH PLEASURE. 240 00:08:52,333 --> 00:08:53,403 - SHOULD GO-- - FABULOUS. 241 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:54,430 - JUST DO A CONSULTATION. 242 00:08:54,433 --> 00:08:55,533 - YEAH, I THINK I'M GONNA ASK HIM. 243 00:08:55,533 --> 00:08:56,933 - IT MIGHT BE SOMETHING REALLY SIMPLE. 244 00:08:56,934 --> 00:08:58,104 YOU MIGHT NOT EVEN NEED SURGERY. 245 00:08:58,100 --> 00:08:59,200 - THEY COULD GO IN AND TAKE OUT SOMETHING, 246 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:00,270 AND THEN IT WOULD JUST BE LIKE... 247 00:09:00,266 --> 00:09:01,496 - DONE. 248 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:02,730 - I MEAN, I THINK THAT YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. 249 00:09:02,734 --> 00:09:03,804 - NO, I LIKE MY NOSE. 250 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:05,570 BUT IT'S--I JUST ALWAYS HAVE HATED THAT. 251 00:09:05,567 --> 00:09:07,727 SEE HOW IT GOES UP RIGHT THERE? 252 00:09:07,734 --> 00:09:09,734 - YOU KNOW, MY HUSBAND WOULD KNOW IN ABOUT TWO SECONDS. 253 00:09:09,734 --> 00:09:11,574 - YEAH, HE'S AMAZING. - I WANT IT-- 254 00:09:11,567 --> 00:09:12,927 I WANT IT-- I WANT YOURS. 255 00:09:12,934 --> 00:09:14,234 LIKE, POINTY. 256 00:09:14,233 --> 00:09:17,633 - HE DIDN'T DO MY NOSE, BUT HE IS A GREAT SURGEON. 257 00:09:17,633 --> 00:09:19,203 - I SHOULD GO-- I SHOULD MAYBE GO SEE HIM. 258 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:21,970 - YOU SHOULD. - OH, THE DOCTOR'S HERE. 259 00:09:21,967 --> 00:09:23,967 SAVED BY THE DOCTOR. 260 00:09:23,967 --> 00:09:25,197 - HI. VLADIMIR. 261 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:27,000 - YOU GUYS, THIS IS DR. GRIGORYANTS. 262 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,670 all: HI. - AND HIS WIFE. 263 00:09:28,667 --> 00:09:29,997 SO ARE YOU GONNA TAKE THE BANDAGE OFF? 264 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,470 I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE HAVING A BABY! 265 00:09:31,467 --> 00:09:33,167 [laughter] 266 00:09:33,166 --> 00:09:35,566 HE'S HERE TO DELIVER THE BABY. - I KNOW. 267 00:09:35,567 --> 00:09:37,027 - TONIGHT IS KIND OF A SPECIAL NIGHT 268 00:09:37,033 --> 00:09:39,873 'CAUSE IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT... 269 00:09:39,867 --> 00:09:41,727 MY BEAUTIFUL NOSE 270 00:09:41,734 --> 00:09:45,974 THAT DR. GRIGORYANTS HAS, LIKE, MADE FOR ME. 271 00:09:45,967 --> 00:09:49,567 BUT IN MY VERY SPECIAL HOME THAT I NOW CAN REALLY CALL-- 272 00:09:49,567 --> 00:09:52,297 I HAVEN'T CALLED ANYPLACE MY HOME IN A LONG TIME. 273 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:53,670 AND MAYBE--'CAUSE I WAS JUST TALKING TO KYLE-- 274 00:09:53,667 --> 00:09:56,967 MAYBE I REALLY HAVEN'T FELT AT HOME MYSELF, 275 00:09:56,967 --> 00:09:58,527 INSIDE MYSELF. 276 00:09:58,533 --> 00:09:59,573 I HAVE A NEW START WITH LIFE. 277 00:09:59,567 --> 00:10:01,297 I'M WILLING TO WORK VERY HARD 278 00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:03,030 FOR WHATEVER I HAVE TO DO TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT 279 00:10:03,033 --> 00:10:05,103 WITH THE PEOPLE I LOVE THE MOST. 280 00:10:05,100 --> 00:10:07,400 ANYWAY, TONIGHT'S KIND OF A SPECIAL NIGHT, 281 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:09,130 'CAUSE FOR ME TO BRING EVERYBODY TOGETHER, 282 00:10:09,133 --> 00:10:10,303 I'M JUST REALLY GLAD 283 00:10:10,300 --> 00:10:12,500 I CAN HAVE YOU ALL IN MY SPECIAL SPACE. 284 00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:14,200 - FOR SO LONG, 285 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:16,700 IT WAS A BIG, DARK, DIRTY SECRET IN MY FAMILY. 286 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,300 SHE WOULDN'T TALK ABOUT IT, 287 00:10:18,300 --> 00:10:19,970 I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT IT, 288 00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:23,027 AND MY FAMILY JUST DIDN'T TALK ABOUT IT. 289 00:10:23,033 --> 00:10:26,033 SO HEARING HER BE OPEN TELLS ME SHE'S ON THE RIGHT PATH. 290 00:10:26,033 --> 00:10:27,303 - YEAH, LET ME SEE. WAIT. 291 00:10:27,300 --> 00:10:29,800 I'M GONNA GO SEE MY NEW NOSE, 292 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:31,070 AND THEN I'LL BRING IT OUTSIDE. 293 00:10:31,066 --> 00:10:32,166 OKAY, I'LL BE OUTSIDE. 294 00:10:32,166 --> 00:10:34,466 OKAY, ALL RIGHT, NOW WAIT. 295 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:37,427 OKAY. - OH, MY GOD. 296 00:10:37,433 --> 00:10:40,103 [overlapping chatter] 297 00:10:43,467 --> 00:10:44,897 - ALL RIGHT. - OKAY. 298 00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:47,230 - SO I'M JUST GONNA GENTLY ROLL THE Q-TIP UNDER THE TAPE. 299 00:10:47,233 --> 00:10:48,603 I'M GONNA LOOSEN IT. - UH-HUH, UH-HUH. 300 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:49,700 - A LITTLE BIT UNCOMFORTABLE HERE. 301 00:10:49,700 --> 00:10:53,000 GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, IT'S COMING OFF. 302 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,330 GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. 303 00:10:54,333 --> 00:10:56,303 - IT'S SORE. - SORE? THAT'S IT. 304 00:10:56,300 --> 00:10:58,930 AND... THAT'S OFF. 305 00:10:58,934 --> 00:11:02,404 - WOW. 306 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:07,170 - OH, MY GOD. - BROOKE, LOOK. 307 00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:09,796 - OH, BROOKE BLOCKED ME. 308 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:11,130 [laughs] 309 00:11:11,133 --> 00:11:12,403 WE'RE ALL STANDING THERE 310 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:15,800 LIKE IT'S A QUINCEANERA FOR A NOSE. 311 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:18,030 [laughs] 312 00:11:18,033 --> 00:11:19,973 WHAT IS SHE DOING? 313 00:11:19,967 --> 00:11:21,167 IS SHE... 314 00:11:21,166 --> 00:11:23,496 - MOM! - I KNOW. 315 00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:24,730 - GOD, KIM. 316 00:11:24,734 --> 00:11:27,104 YOU'RE KILLING US. 317 00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:29,400 - ALL MY FRIENDS ARE OUT THERE, AND I HEAR, "KIM! KIM! KIM!" 318 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:32,330 AND I'M LIKE... [gasps] WHAT DO I DO? 319 00:11:32,333 --> 00:11:33,903 - WHAT A DOLL. 320 00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:36,330 - I KNOW FOR SURE, BUT I'VE GOT SIX. 321 00:11:36,333 --> 00:11:38,333 - WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HER, DR. GRIGORYANTS? 322 00:11:38,333 --> 00:11:40,133 - I KNOW. WOW, YOU ARE GOOD. 323 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:41,873 [laughter] 324 00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:44,797 - SHE LOOKS SO MUCH YOUNGER. - I KNOW. 325 00:11:47,066 --> 00:11:48,226 - HEY. 326 00:11:48,233 --> 00:11:51,533 - OOH, BEAUTIFUL. - OH, MY GOD. 327 00:11:51,533 --> 00:11:53,033 - RIGHT? - OH, MY GOD. 328 00:11:53,033 --> 00:11:55,303 [cheers and applause] 329 00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:57,830 - OH, MY GOD. - GORGEOUS. 330 00:11:57,834 --> 00:11:58,974 - I WANT TO SEE UP CLOSE! 331 00:11:58,967 --> 00:12:01,797 - GORGEOUS. - OH, MY GOSH. 332 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:03,470 OH, MY GOD. - BEAUTIFUL JOB. 333 00:12:03,467 --> 00:12:04,827 - IT'S GORGEOUS! 334 00:12:04,834 --> 00:12:06,474 I MEAN... - IT DOES LOOK GOOD, YEAH. 335 00:12:06,467 --> 00:12:08,197 - AND YOU LOOK STILL LIKE KIM. 336 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:09,730 - WOW. - AND THE SAME. 337 00:12:09,734 --> 00:12:11,804 AND THAT'S WHAT'S SO GREAT. - YEAH, HE DID A GOOD JOB. 338 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:13,570 - IT LOOKS LIKE THIS HAD BARELY ANY SWELLING 339 00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:14,697 AND NO BRUISING. 340 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:16,570 IT'S GONNA LOOK INCREDIBLE. 341 00:12:16,567 --> 00:12:18,597 - I REALLY DIDN'T THINK 342 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,800 THAT KIM HAD A BAD NOSE TO BEGIN WITH. 343 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:22,770 I ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT FIT HER FACE, AND SHE LOOKED GREAT. 344 00:12:22,767 --> 00:12:25,197 BUT MORE POWER TO HER, AND LET HER DO WHAT SHE WANTS. 345 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,030 - MY HUSBAND WOULD HAVE DONE JUST AS GOOD A JOB. 346 00:12:27,033 --> 00:12:29,303 BUT IT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL, I HAVE TO SAY. 347 00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:30,630 - YES, HE WOULD. - IT'S GORGEOUS. 348 00:12:30,633 --> 00:12:32,833 - SO BEAUTIFUL. - OH, I LOVE IT! 349 00:12:32,834 --> 00:12:34,274 - [gasps] - IT'S REALLY BEAUTIFUL. 350 00:12:34,266 --> 00:12:36,526 CONGRATULATIONS. - IT'S PERFECT. 351 00:12:36,533 --> 00:12:37,903 - FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE LIKE... 352 00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:39,070 - IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN A WEEK, RIGHT? 353 00:12:39,066 --> 00:12:41,126 - IT'S ABOUT A WEEK NOW, YEAH. 354 00:12:41,133 --> 00:12:42,603 - OH, MY GOD. [overlapping comments] 355 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:44,630 - REALLY, REALLY BEAUTIFUL. 356 00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:46,803 THE ONLY OTHER PERSON THAT WOULD DO JUST AS GOOD OF A JOB 357 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,100 IS MY HUSBAND. 358 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,170 - HE'D PROBABLY DO BETTER. 359 00:12:49,166 --> 00:12:50,466 - NO, YOU DID A GOOD JOB. 360 00:12:50,467 --> 00:12:52,967 SO I'LL TELL MY HUSBAND'S FAMILY. 361 00:12:52,967 --> 00:12:54,467 THEY CAN ALL GO TO YOU NOW. 362 00:12:54,467 --> 00:12:55,797 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 363 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:57,570 - NO, BECAUSE I DON'T WANT HIM--YEAH. 364 00:12:57,567 --> 00:13:00,097 HE IS THE BEST. HE'S THE BEST. 365 00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:01,800 YEAH. - TURN TO THE SIDE. 366 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:03,470 - OH, MY GOD, IT LOOKS GORGEOUS. 367 00:13:03,467 --> 00:13:04,867 IT'S SO PRETTY. 368 00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:07,067 - DOES IT FEEL STUFFED? YOUR NOSE? 369 00:13:07,066 --> 00:13:09,126 - NO, I CAN BREATHE. 370 00:13:09,133 --> 00:13:12,173 - YOU'RE LIKE... [imitates her breathing] 371 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:13,926 - I THINK IT'S RIGHT. 372 00:13:13,934 --> 00:13:15,974 I DON'T KNOW. I THINK IT LOOKS GOOD. 373 00:13:15,967 --> 00:13:17,267 DOES IT? I DON'T KNOW. 374 00:13:17,266 --> 00:13:21,566 - BEAUTIFUL JOB. 375 00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:22,697 [overlapping comments] 376 00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:24,470 - THIS IS THE BEST NOSE COMING-OUT PARTY 377 00:13:24,467 --> 00:13:25,827 I'VE EVER BEEN TO. 378 00:13:25,834 --> 00:13:29,274 [laughter] 379 00:13:41,633 --> 00:13:43,333 - NO RUNNING! 380 00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:44,533 NO RUNNING! 381 00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:45,903 - WHAT ARE WE DOING? - CHRISTIAN! 382 00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:48,000 [water splashes] NO! NO RUNNING! 383 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,100 - YOU CAN JUMP, BUT NO RUNNING. 384 00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:50,970 - NO RUNNING. GO TO THE EDGE. 385 00:13:50,967 --> 00:13:53,327 - NOW JUMP. OH! 386 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,433 - THERE YOU GO. 387 00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:56,303 GOOD JOB, HONEY, GOOD JOB. 388 00:13:56,300 --> 00:13:59,830 COME ON, WE'RE GONNA EAT. 389 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:06,270 [background chatter] - ADRIENNE! 390 00:14:06,266 --> 00:14:07,466 DO YOU SMELL SMOKE? - SALLY, WHERE ARE THE BOYS? 391 00:14:07,467 --> 00:14:09,867 [sniffs] OOH, THE SMELL! 392 00:14:09,867 --> 00:14:11,367 - WELL, WAIT A MINUTE. 393 00:14:11,367 --> 00:14:13,327 OH, THERE IS SMOKE. THAT'S A FIRE. 394 00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:14,473 WAIT A MINUTE, THAT'S A FIRE. 395 00:14:14,467 --> 00:14:16,567 THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE. 396 00:14:16,567 --> 00:14:18,097 [stammers] THAT'S LISA'S OLD HOUSE. 397 00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:19,430 - OH, MY GOSH! 398 00:14:19,433 --> 00:14:21,233 - DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD STAY HERE? 399 00:14:21,233 --> 00:14:22,773 I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD STAY HERE. 400 00:14:22,767 --> 00:14:23,897 I DON'T THINK IT'S SAFE. 401 00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:25,070 HERE, I'M GONNA GO GET THE KIDS. 402 00:14:25,066 --> 00:14:27,896 I'M LEAVING. - THERE HE GOES. 403 00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:29,630 - THAT'S A BIG FIRE. 404 00:14:29,633 --> 00:14:31,733 - OH, MY GOD! THEY CAN'T GET IN! 405 00:14:31,734 --> 00:14:33,434 HOLY, [bleep]. 406 00:14:33,433 --> 00:14:35,103 THE WHOLE HOUSE IS BURNING DOWN. 407 00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:36,570 - WE CAN'T-- LET'S GO BACK. 408 00:14:36,567 --> 00:14:37,627 WE CAN'T SEE FROM HERE. 409 00:14:37,633 --> 00:14:39,073 - OH, MY GOD, THAT'S HORRIBLE. 410 00:14:39,066 --> 00:14:41,596 - THEY'RE ACTUALLY GOING DOWN. LET'S LOOK FROM THE TOP. 411 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:45,500 - THIS IS AWFUL. 412 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:47,300 OH, MY GOD! LOOK AT THAT! LOOK! 413 00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:49,430 - ARE THEY TRYING TO GET IN THE FRONT DOOR? 414 00:14:49,433 --> 00:14:50,833 - IT'S GETTING WORSE! 415 00:14:50,834 --> 00:14:52,774 IT'S NOT GETTING BETTER. [overlapping chatter] 416 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,097 - I'M LEAVING. I'M TAKING THE KIDS. 417 00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:55,870 LET'S JUST GO, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 418 00:14:55,867 --> 00:14:58,497 - THERE IS NO IMMEDIATE DANGER TO OUR HOUSE. 419 00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:00,700 IT'S MORE OF A PANIC MODE FOR ADRIENNE. 420 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:03,270 BETWEEN OUR HOUSE AND LISA'S OLD HOUSE 421 00:15:03,266 --> 00:15:05,726 THERE'S HUNDREDS OF FIREMEN. 422 00:15:05,734 --> 00:15:08,104 [coughing] WE GOT TO GO IN. 423 00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:09,770 - WE'RE GONNA MELT DOWN THE CONES? 424 00:15:09,767 --> 00:15:11,427 - GIVE ME THE KEYS. - ADRIENNE! 425 00:15:11,433 --> 00:15:13,903 - COME ON, GUYS. - YOU CAN'T LEAVE! 426 00:15:13,900 --> 00:15:15,170 - YEAH, COME ON. [overlapping chatter] 427 00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:16,426 - MOM! - IT DOESN'T MATTER. 428 00:15:16,433 --> 00:15:18,633 - YOU CAN'T LEAVE. - I'M LEAVING. 429 00:15:18,633 --> 00:15:19,733 - ADRIENNE, THE WHOLE STREET'S BLOCKED OFF. 430 00:15:19,734 --> 00:15:21,604 - LET'S GO. - YOU CAN'T LEAVE. 431 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:23,100 - I'M GONNA TRY ANYWAY. 432 00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:24,400 - YOU CAN'T! - WHY? 433 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,130 - JUST, ADRIENNE-- - I'M GOING ANYWAY. 434 00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:27,433 - ADRIENNE! - NO, I WANNA--I WANNA LEAVE. 435 00:15:27,433 --> 00:15:28,603 - YOU CAN'T GET OUT, THOUGH. - GET IN! 436 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:29,970 - YOU CAN'T GET OUT. 437 00:15:29,967 --> 00:15:32,727 - PAUL DOESN'T GET IN THE CAR WITH THE KIDS AND I. 438 00:15:32,734 --> 00:15:33,904 WHAT IS HE THINKING? 439 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,070 - JUST WAIT A MINUTE. 440 00:15:35,066 --> 00:15:36,896 - MOVE! MOVE! - COME HERE. 441 00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:38,130 - WHAT COULD BE MORE IMPORTANT 442 00:15:38,133 --> 00:15:40,203 THAN BEING WITH YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR CHILDREN? 443 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,470 I'M LEAVING. [overlapping chatter] 444 00:15:41,467 --> 00:15:42,597 - LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO. 445 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:47,000 [sirens wailing] 446 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,270 - REALLY A BAD CHOICE. 447 00:15:48,266 --> 00:15:49,466 [shutter clicking] 448 00:15:49,467 --> 00:15:53,827 - CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WHOLE HOUSE IS ON FIRE. 449 00:15:53,834 --> 00:15:56,534 THAT IS ABSOLUTELY CRAZY. 450 00:15:56,533 --> 00:15:57,733 - COMING UP... 451 00:15:57,734 --> 00:16:00,204 - SEEING PAUL AT THE WHITE PARTY, 452 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:01,270 I'M FREAKING OUT, REALLY. 453 00:16:01,266 --> 00:16:02,926 I'M NOT OKAY. 454 00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:16,927 - COME ON, GUYS. 455 00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:21,504 WANT TO HELP ME OUTSIDE? 456 00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:25,270 MAYBE WE COULD USE THE SMALLER... 457 00:16:25,266 --> 00:16:26,666 ON THESE, AND THE BIGGER ON THOSE. 458 00:16:26,667 --> 00:16:27,767 BUT YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH, RIGHT? 459 00:16:27,767 --> 00:16:29,127 - NO, ONLY HAVE THREE. 460 00:16:29,133 --> 00:16:30,703 - OKAY, 'CAUSE I COUNTED WRONG. I'M SORRY. 461 00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:32,930 TODAY IS MY WHITE PARTY. 462 00:16:32,934 --> 00:16:34,974 AND, AS USUAL, MY DJ'S MISSING... 463 00:16:34,967 --> 00:16:36,327 OH, MY GOD. 464 00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:37,673 I DON'T LIKE THE FURNITURE THAT'S BEING DELIVERED. 465 00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:39,627 I DON'T LIKE THE WAY THE LIGHTING FIXTURES LOOK. 466 00:16:39,633 --> 00:16:41,073 I MEAN, HOW IN THE HECK 467 00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:42,396 AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT FLOWERS OVER HERE? 468 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:43,630 I'M LOSING MY MIND. 469 00:16:43,633 --> 00:16:46,603 GLENN, WE'RE NOT PUTTING A TABLE, SO PEOPLE-- 470 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,600 WHO'S GONNA TAKE DOWN MY BASKETBALL NETS? 471 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:50,000 - DON'T WE HAVE TWO HOURS TO THE PARTY? 472 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,200 - GLENN, YOU'RE GIVING ME-- 473 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:53,170 I NEED TO GET IN THE SHOWER SOON--I--HONEY! 474 00:16:53,166 --> 00:16:55,196 HONEY, I'M SO GLAD THAT YOU'RE SO HELPFUL. 475 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,530 - WHAT DO YOU NEED? 476 00:16:56,533 --> 00:16:58,433 - FIRST OF ALL, I WANTED THE POOL TABLE OUT OF THE ROOM 477 00:16:58,433 --> 00:16:59,703 SO WE COULD PUT COCKTAIL TABLES. 478 00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:01,670 - WE CAN MOVE IT, BUT WE CAN'T GET IT OUT. 479 00:17:01,667 --> 00:17:03,497 - WELL, WHAT GOOD DOES THAT DO ME? 480 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:04,700 WAIT, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THESE THINGS? 481 00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:06,100 THEY LOOK LIKE EGGS. - THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE. 482 00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:08,000 THEY'RE EGGS. - I DON'T WANT EGGS. 483 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,070 - I WANT BA--ROUND BALLS. 484 00:17:09,066 --> 00:17:10,896 GONNA BE YOUR BALLS IN THE POOL 485 00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:12,730 IN A MINUTE, IF THAT DOESN'T GET FIXED. 486 00:17:12,734 --> 00:17:16,504 SO FAR, MY WHITE PARTY IS ALREADY A DISASTER. 487 00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:18,430 NOTHING LOOKS RIGHT, 488 00:17:18,433 --> 00:17:22,033 AND PAUL HAS NOT SEEN BRANDI SINCE THE BIG FIGHT. 489 00:17:22,033 --> 00:17:23,473 WHAT WAS I THINKING? 490 00:17:23,467 --> 00:17:24,697 [air blowing] 491 00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:27,600 GLENN? - YES? 492 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:30,370 - I'M--I'M-- - FANTASTIC, HUH? 493 00:17:30,367 --> 00:17:31,397 - I'M TERRIFIED RIGHT NOW. 494 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:32,830 - YOU'RE LOVIN' IT. 495 00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:34,504 - [yelling] WHAT IS THAT? 496 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,600 - IT'S MEDUSA. 497 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:39,630 - GLENN, THAT IS AN OCTOPUS! 498 00:17:39,633 --> 00:17:42,073 YOU HAVE TO BE [bleep] KIDDING ME. 499 00:17:42,066 --> 00:17:43,996 - IT'S A UNICORN. IT'S A UNICORN. 500 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,600 - GLENN, YOU BLEW IT WITH THAT ONE-- 501 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:46,800 BIG-TIME BLEW IT WITH THAT ONE. 502 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,070 THAT IS THE UGLIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN 503 00:17:48,066 --> 00:17:49,066 IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. 504 00:17:49,066 --> 00:17:50,966 [deflates raspberry-like] 505 00:17:50,967 --> 00:17:52,097 I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK. 506 00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:53,800 - I'LL SEE YOU IN A COUPLE OF HOURS. 507 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:56,730 I GUESS WE'RE NOT GONNA DO THE OCTOPUS, GUYS. 508 00:18:04,633 --> 00:18:07,333 - DON'T PULL ME, BECAUSE WHEN YOU PULL... 509 00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:08,333 - MM-HMM. - I'LL FALL. 510 00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:09,703 I'M TELLING YOU. 511 00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:12,400 JUST GO SLOW. 512 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,900 I WAS VERY WORRIED 513 00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:15,400 THAT THE FIRE WAS GOING TO JUMP, 514 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:17,330 AND WAS FORTUNATE 515 00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:19,133 THAT NOTHING HAPPENED TO OUR HOME. 516 00:18:19,133 --> 00:18:22,703 MY KIDS ARE SAFE, I'M SAFE. 517 00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:25,170 - [grunts] 518 00:18:25,166 --> 00:18:28,026 - BUT I AM LOOKING FORWARD NOW TO GOING TO THE WHITE PARTY. 519 00:18:28,033 --> 00:18:29,233 - VERY NICE. 520 00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,233 BEAUTIFUL DRESS. - THANK YOU. 521 00:18:31,233 --> 00:18:33,373 YOU LOOK NICE TOO. - THANK YOU, MY BABY. 522 00:18:33,367 --> 00:18:35,597 - I'M GOING TO THIS PARTY TO HAVE A NICE TIME. 523 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:36,600 BRANDI'S THERE. 524 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:37,670 [claps hands together] 525 00:18:37,667 --> 00:18:39,097 HEY, HOW ARE YOU? 526 00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:40,730 DEAL WITH IT. 527 00:18:40,734 --> 00:18:43,974 I COULD REALLY CARE LESS ABOUT BRANDI. 528 00:18:43,967 --> 00:18:47,967 [chattering in distance] 529 00:18:47,967 --> 00:18:50,067 - CAN I HAVE A BESO? 530 00:18:50,066 --> 00:18:51,266 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 531 00:18:51,266 --> 00:18:53,666 [both smooch] 532 00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:59,530 - IT IS LOOKING SO BEAUTIFUL OUTSIDE, KYLE. 533 00:18:59,533 --> 00:19:02,333 OKAY, SO WHO'S ARRIVING FIRST? DO YOU KNOW? 534 00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:05,033 - WELL, ADRIENNE'S ALWAYS LATE, SO WE KNOW SHE'LL BE LAST. 535 00:19:05,033 --> 00:19:06,033 - OKAY. 536 00:19:06,033 --> 00:19:07,673 - RIGHT? YEAH. 537 00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:11,667 - SO I HAVEN'T SEEN THE GROUP IN QUITE A WHILE. 538 00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:13,527 - WELL... - ALL I CAN TELL YOU IS... 539 00:19:13,533 --> 00:19:15,773 - DO ME A FAVOR. - I CAN HOPEFULLY ENJOY MYSELF. 540 00:19:15,767 --> 00:19:18,297 - [stammers] I CAN GIVE YOU SOME ADVICE, HERE. 541 00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:19,670 - YEAH, TELL ME, MY DARLING. 542 00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:20,997 - DON'T GO TO HER LEVEL. 543 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,870 BE ABOVE THE FRAY. 544 00:19:22,867 --> 00:19:24,597 DO NOT GO TO HER LEVEL, 'CAUSE SHE'S GONNA TRY... 545 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,670 IT'D BE GREAT TO MOVE ON. 546 00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:27,697 BUT IF SHE CHOOSES NOT TO, 547 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,730 THEN SHE'S--THEN... 548 00:19:29,734 --> 00:19:31,934 - DID YOU SPEAK TO OUR ATTORNEY? 549 00:19:31,934 --> 00:19:33,704 - I DID, BECAUSE I ASKED HIM. 550 00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:35,470 THEY--THEY SAID THAT THERE WAS A LETTER. 551 00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:38,527 BRANDI SAID THERE WAS SOME LETTER THAT HE SENT. 552 00:19:38,533 --> 00:19:41,303 - THERE WAS NO LETTER TO BRANDI. 553 00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:42,430 - I HAVEN'T SEEN IT. 554 00:19:42,433 --> 00:19:43,633 - HER MAKING ALL THESE COMMENTS, 555 00:19:43,633 --> 00:19:45,733 THAT "YOU'RE SUING ME, A POOR MOTHER." 556 00:19:45,734 --> 00:19:47,904 FIRST OF ALL, DOES THAT MEAN YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, 557 00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:49,730 BECAUSE YOU'RE A MOTHER? 558 00:19:49,734 --> 00:19:50,904 OF COURSE NOT. 559 00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:53,570 - I WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO SOMEBODY ELSE... 560 00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,797 FOR NO REASON, AND NOT ONLY THAT-- 561 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:57,030 - YOU WOULD NEVER DO WHAT FOR SOMEBODY ELSE? 562 00:19:57,033 --> 00:19:58,433 - DESTROY SOMEBODY'S REPUTATION. - OF COURSE NOT. 563 00:19:58,433 --> 00:19:59,473 THAT'S NOT US. 564 00:19:59,467 --> 00:20:00,927 - YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT KARMA. 565 00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:04,934 IT'S A... 566 00:20:08,467 --> 00:20:10,497 - THE TEA WAS SO AWKWARD THE OTHER DAY. 567 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,170 I HAVE TO SAY. - IT WAS SO AWKWARD. 568 00:20:12,166 --> 00:20:13,396 - EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE. 569 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,230 I'M GLAD WE'LL GET A BIGGER GROUP TONIGHT, 570 00:20:15,233 --> 00:20:17,633 SO IT WON'T BE A PROBLEM. 571 00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:18,703 - ME TOO. 572 00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:19,970 I MEAN, IF WE COULD JUST HAVE 573 00:20:19,967 --> 00:20:22,797 A NICE, SWEET WHITE PARTY LIKE WE USED TO HAVE, 574 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:25,330 WHERE EVERYBODY HAD THE BEST TIME... 575 00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:27,033 - WELL, LAST YEAR WAS THE WORST. 576 00:20:27,033 --> 00:20:30,103 I WAS VERY HESITANT TO DO MY WHITE PARTY THIS YEAR. 577 00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:32,830 LAST YEAR WAS A DISASTER. 578 00:20:32,834 --> 00:20:34,174 [crying] - WHAT'S WRONG. 579 00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:36,666 - [stammers] I GUESS THE EMAIL YOU SENT CAMILLE-- 580 00:20:36,667 --> 00:20:40,127 I GUESS, NOW HER LAWYERS ARE SAYING OR WHATEVER 581 00:20:40,133 --> 00:20:42,173 THAT SHE CAN'T BE AROUND YOU GUYS. 582 00:20:42,166 --> 00:20:43,496 AND IT'S LIKE THIS WHOLE... [sobs] 583 00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:44,570 [speaking incoherently] 584 00:20:44,567 --> 00:20:45,997 - DON'T CRY. - NO, I DO. 585 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,630 I FEEL REALLY BAD. - IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY. 586 00:20:47,633 --> 00:20:49,433 - BUT I'M NOT GONNA STOP DOING THIS 587 00:20:49,433 --> 00:20:52,273 JUST BECAUSE OF BRANDI AND ADRIENNE'S FIGHT. 588 00:20:52,266 --> 00:20:55,826 [overlapping chatter in distance] 589 00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:08,970 - HELLO. - HI, LISA! 590 00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:10,697 - HI. HOW ARE YOU? 591 00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:12,400 - GOOD, HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. 592 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,430 - THERE WAS A FIRE. - YEAH, THERE WAS A FIRE. 593 00:21:14,433 --> 00:21:15,973 - WHERE? - SO I GET A CALL. 594 00:21:15,967 --> 00:21:18,067 LIKE, IT ACTUALLY SCARED THE LIFE OUT OF ME. 595 00:21:18,066 --> 00:21:20,526 BECAUSE SOMEBODY PHONED, 596 00:21:20,533 --> 00:21:23,003 AND THEY SAID, "YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE." 597 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,270 - SO YOU THOUGHT IT WAS YOUR ACTUAL... 598 00:21:24,266 --> 00:21:25,496 - SO I'M LIKE, OH, MY GOD, YOU KNOW. 599 00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:27,970 SO WE ONLY MOVED OUT OF IT A FEW MONTHS AGO. 600 00:21:27,967 --> 00:21:30,667 AND MY DAUGHTER GOT MARRIED THERE JUST BEFORE. 601 00:21:30,667 --> 00:21:32,097 SO IT WAS A LITTLE EMOTIONAL, REALLY. 602 00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:33,570 IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE. 603 00:21:33,567 --> 00:21:34,827 THERE'S SO MANY HAPPY MEMORIES. 604 00:21:34,834 --> 00:21:37,374 SO, OF COURSE, IT WAS REALLY UPSETTING 605 00:21:37,367 --> 00:21:40,127 WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT IT WAS RUINED. 606 00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:42,973 IT'S RED-TAGGED THIS MORNING. - OH, IT IS RED-TAGGED. 607 00:21:42,967 --> 00:21:44,167 - YEAH. - 18 FIREFIGHTERS. 608 00:21:44,166 --> 00:21:45,426 - THAT IS SO SAD. - I KNOW. VERY STRANGE. 609 00:21:45,433 --> 00:21:47,673 ANYWAY, WHO DO WE HAVE TO SLEEP WITH 610 00:21:47,667 --> 00:21:50,297 TO GET A DRINK AROUND HERE? 611 00:21:50,300 --> 00:21:51,330 - HI. - HOW ARE YOU? 612 00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:55,803 - GOOD. - IT'S PRETTY, RIGHT? 613 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,430 - LET ME ASK GLENN. - HI, HONEY. 614 00:21:57,433 --> 00:21:59,403 - HELLO! - YOU LOOK SO NICE. 615 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:01,130 both: HOW ARE YOU? - [both kiss] 616 00:22:01,133 --> 00:22:03,273 - I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU? - I'M JUST FINE, ACTUALLY. 617 00:22:03,266 --> 00:22:05,226 HELLO! EVERYBODY LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL. 618 00:22:05,233 --> 00:22:06,673 HOW ARE YOU? 619 00:22:06,667 --> 00:22:08,697 - I HAVE SO MUCH ANXIETY. 620 00:22:08,700 --> 00:22:11,230 I'M FREAKING OUT, REALLY. I'M NOT OKAY. 621 00:22:11,233 --> 00:22:12,973 - I ALWAYS TORTURE GLENN... - OH, LOOKS SO PRETTY. 622 00:22:12,967 --> 00:22:14,367 - AND THROW A FIT AND ALMOST CRY. 623 00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:16,527 - THE FUNNY THING IS SHE ALWAYS SAYS, 624 00:22:16,533 --> 00:22:19,273 "I'M A MOTHER, I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY." 625 00:22:19,266 --> 00:22:21,226 BUT SHE ALWAYS HAS MONEY FOR PLASTIC SURGERY. 626 00:22:21,233 --> 00:22:22,933 - LIKE I SAID... - NO, YOU CAN'T. 627 00:22:22,934 --> 00:22:25,904 POSITIVE KARMA-- KARMA AND LIFE. 628 00:22:25,900 --> 00:22:27,530 - I THINK WE'RE JUST ABOUT HERE. - THAT'S OKAY. 629 00:22:27,533 --> 00:22:29,503 RELAX. 630 00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:31,630 YOU KNOW WHAT? THINK OF KARMA. 631 00:22:31,633 --> 00:22:34,833 KARMA AND LIFE. 632 00:22:34,834 --> 00:22:36,304 - HMM. 633 00:22:36,300 --> 00:22:39,500 [dance music] 634 00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:45,430 ♪ ♪ 635 00:22:45,433 --> 00:22:47,173 - MY BOYFRIEND'S HERE, BY THE WAY. 636 00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:48,326 - OOH, WHICH IS YOUR BOYFRIEND? - HE'S MY BOYFRIEND. 637 00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:49,373 - WHERE IS HE? - A REAL BOYFRIEND? 638 00:22:49,367 --> 00:22:50,627 - NO, IN MY HEAD. 639 00:22:50,633 --> 00:22:52,833 I THINK HE HAS A DATE, ALL OF A SUDDEN. 640 00:22:52,834 --> 00:22:54,674 - OKAY, THAT COULD BE JUST A DATE. 641 00:22:54,667 --> 00:22:56,667 I'LL INVESTIGATE. - HE'S SO HOT, SUPER HOT. 642 00:22:56,667 --> 00:22:58,327 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, PERFECT. 643 00:22:58,333 --> 00:22:59,703 - HE'S, LIKE, MY TYPE. 644 00:22:59,700 --> 00:23:01,230 - I THINK HE'S EVERYONE'S TYPE. HE'S HOT. 645 00:23:01,233 --> 00:23:03,003 - NO, BUT I LIKE LATIN. YOU KNOW ME. 646 00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:06,970 HE'S GOT, LIKE, A SEXY GAP IN HIS TEETH 647 00:23:06,967 --> 00:23:08,297 THAT I JUST WANT TO SUCK ON. 648 00:23:08,300 --> 00:23:10,270 - OH, WAIT, I'M SORRY, I WAS...[mutters, laughs] 649 00:23:10,266 --> 00:23:11,396 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 650 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,200 - THERE ARE SEVEN BEDROOMS IN THIS HOUSE. 651 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:15,330 - FANTASTIC. 652 00:23:15,333 --> 00:23:17,733 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S... 653 00:23:17,734 --> 00:23:20,134 - BE ABLE TO-- DO WE EVEN-- 654 00:23:20,133 --> 00:23:22,303 - WHOA! A BUG JUST-- - I HAVE A SUGGESTION. 655 00:23:22,300 --> 00:23:24,300 - HOLD ON, A BUG JUST FLEW IN MY SHIRT. 656 00:23:24,300 --> 00:23:25,870 - OOH, IT'S RIGHT THERE. - GET IT! GET IT! 657 00:23:25,867 --> 00:23:28,027 - I GOT IT. - THAT'S MY HAIR. 658 00:23:28,033 --> 00:23:30,233 - [laughs] - THAT'S OKAY. 659 00:23:30,233 --> 00:23:31,473 - HELLO. - HI. 660 00:23:31,467 --> 00:23:33,567 - OH, ARE YOU ON THE LIST? LET ME CHECK. 661 00:23:33,567 --> 00:23:34,797 [laughs] 662 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:37,100 - THIS IS MY FRIEND ETIRSA, THIS IS JENNIFER. 663 00:23:37,100 --> 00:23:38,630 - GOOD TO SEE YOU. - HI, GUYS. 664 00:23:38,633 --> 00:23:39,673 - IT'S SO WEIRD. 665 00:23:39,667 --> 00:23:41,327 IT'S HARD TO HUG IN WHITE, 666 00:23:41,333 --> 00:23:42,603 BECAUSE WE'RE ALWAYS AFRAID... - I KNOW, RIGHT? 667 00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:43,730 WE'RE ALWAYS AFRAID THAT... - HELLO. 668 00:23:43,734 --> 00:23:44,774 LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL DRESS. 669 00:23:44,767 --> 00:23:46,067 - THANK YOU. - YOU TOO, WITH THIS... 670 00:23:46,066 --> 00:23:47,596 - I'M HOPING THAT THE PARTY IS BIG ENOUGH 671 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,100 THAT PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT TO SEE EACH OTHER 672 00:23:49,100 --> 00:23:51,200 CAN SORT OF DISAPPEAR. 673 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,270 - [laughs nervously] - I HOPE SO. 674 00:23:53,266 --> 00:23:54,266 - ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A FUN NIGHT? 675 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:55,396 - WE ARE HAVING FUN. - NO STRESS? 676 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,030 - REALLY? - I--BELIEVE ME. 677 00:23:57,033 --> 00:23:58,103 - I'LL BELIEVE IT WHEN I SEE IT. 678 00:23:58,100 --> 00:23:59,270 - I'M GONNA BE IN THE POOL LATER. 679 00:23:59,266 --> 00:24:00,326 I HAVE A LITTLE SOFA PUT IN THE POOL. 680 00:24:00,333 --> 00:24:01,403 - REALLY? 681 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:02,530 - I'M GONNA BE IN THAT POOL LATER. 682 00:24:02,533 --> 00:24:03,573 - OH, GOOD. - WE MIGHT BE JOINING YOU. 683 00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:04,997 UNLESS WE GET PUSHED IN FOR SOME REASON. 684 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,130 - LET'S HOPE THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN. 685 00:24:07,133 --> 00:24:09,503 - WELL, DON'T YOU THINK WE SHOULD HAVE TEQUILA? 686 00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:11,200 - I KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GET YOU. 687 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,300 ADRIENNE AND I ARE GONNA HAVE TEQUILA JELLITO. 688 00:24:13,300 --> 00:24:14,630 - JUST HALF A SHOT. 689 00:24:14,633 --> 00:24:16,633 - THIS IS A TINY LITTLE SHOT. 690 00:24:16,633 --> 00:24:17,973 - OKAY, SO CAN YOU ADD 691 00:24:17,967 --> 00:24:19,297 A LITTLE BIT OF GRAPEFRUIT TO THAT? 692 00:24:19,300 --> 00:24:21,500 - JUST TRY THIS. both: CHEERS. 693 00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:22,530 - SALUD. ARRIBA. - SALUD. 694 00:24:22,533 --> 00:24:26,233 - [speaking Spanish slowly] 695 00:24:26,233 --> 00:24:29,033 - OH, YEAH. 696 00:24:29,033 --> 00:24:32,033 WOW, THAT'S STRONG. - YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE. 697 00:24:32,033 --> 00:24:35,973 [overlapping chatter] 698 00:24:35,967 --> 00:24:37,127 - HI, LADIES. - HOW ARE YOU? 699 00:24:37,133 --> 00:24:40,503 - I KNOW, TOO MUCH... 700 00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:42,470 - I KNOW, ALL OVER MY WHITE CHAIR. 701 00:24:42,467 --> 00:24:43,797 - I KNOW, ME TOO. 702 00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:45,330 - NOT ON MY WHITE CHAIR. - DO YOU GUYS KNOW EACH OTHER? 703 00:24:45,333 --> 00:24:46,873 - OH, DID I DO IT? OH, I'M SORRY. 704 00:24:46,867 --> 00:24:48,997 MY TANNING STUFF? 705 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:53,200 - ADRIENNE HAS LEFT BROWN MAKEUP ALL OVER MY COUCH 706 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:56,230 THAT I HAD TO RECOVER ABOUT 18 MONTHS AGO. 707 00:24:56,233 --> 00:24:57,533 I NEVER MENTIONED IT. 708 00:24:57,533 --> 00:24:59,273 THIS TIME, AT THE TEA PARTY, 709 00:24:59,266 --> 00:25:01,026 WHEN SHE GOT OFF THE WHITE CHAIR, 710 00:25:01,033 --> 00:25:03,773 KYLE AND BRANDI WERE LIKE... [gasps] 711 00:25:03,767 --> 00:25:05,167 THAT'S OKAY. - IT'LL COME OUT. 712 00:25:05,166 --> 00:25:06,166 IT'LL COME OUT. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO? 713 00:25:06,166 --> 00:25:07,226 USE BABY WIPES. 714 00:25:07,233 --> 00:25:08,403 'CAUSE I GOT IT ALL OVER. 715 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:09,970 - OH, NO IT WAS-- - IT'S SELF-TANNER. 716 00:25:09,967 --> 00:25:12,167 - I KNOW, BUT IT COMES OFF. - NO, NO, NO. 717 00:25:12,166 --> 00:25:14,596 BUT IT'S THE SELF-TANNER THAT YOU BRONZE... 718 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:15,900 - IT'S A DARK BROWN IMPRINT. 719 00:25:15,900 --> 00:25:17,970 THIS DARK BROWN STAIN ALL THE WAY 720 00:25:17,967 --> 00:25:19,497 FROM THE TOP TO THE BOTTOM. 721 00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:20,670 AND EVEN ON ONE CHAIR, 722 00:25:20,667 --> 00:25:22,097 WHERE SHE'D RESTED FOR A SECOND, 723 00:25:22,100 --> 00:25:23,530 THE TOP WAS DARK BROWN. 724 00:25:23,533 --> 00:25:26,073 - HOW BIG WAS IT? - THE WHOLE THING. 725 00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:27,196 SO, YEAH, I'M POINTING OUT TO HER 726 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,130 THIS IS THE SECOND TIME IT'S HAPPENED. 727 00:25:29,133 --> 00:25:30,703 - NO, BUT HOW BIG WAS THE IMPRINT? 728 00:25:30,700 --> 00:25:32,400 - HUGE. 729 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,130 - THE STAIN WAS HUGE? 730 00:25:34,133 --> 00:25:35,773 WELL, I USE-- WHEN YOU SPRAY TAN, 731 00:25:35,767 --> 00:25:39,297 YOU SPRAY TAN YOUR WHOLE BODY. 732 00:25:39,300 --> 00:25:40,330 - ANYWAY... 733 00:25:40,333 --> 00:25:43,773 [overlapping chatter] 734 00:25:43,767 --> 00:25:45,897 - THANK YOU. - OKAY. 735 00:25:45,900 --> 00:25:47,370 - MM, SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. 736 00:25:47,367 --> 00:25:50,127 I LOVE SEEING YOU GUYS, EVERY--EVERY YEAR. 737 00:25:50,133 --> 00:25:51,173 - HI, HOW ARE YOU? 738 00:25:51,166 --> 00:25:52,466 HEY! HOW ARE YOU? 739 00:25:52,467 --> 00:25:53,867 - OH, MY GOD, YOU LOOK GREAT. 740 00:25:53,867 --> 00:25:55,797 - THANK YOU, ARE YOU-- DO YOU KNOW LEEANN? 741 00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:56,870 - YOU LOOK GREAT. 742 00:25:56,867 --> 00:25:58,267 DON'T THINK YOU'VE EVER MET LEEANN. 743 00:25:58,266 --> 00:25:59,526 - I'M SERIOUS. WELL, LET ME JUST TELL YOU-- 744 00:25:59,533 --> 00:26:00,733 FINISH TELLING YOU HOW GOOD YOU LOOK. 745 00:26:00,734 --> 00:26:01,774 - REALLY? OH, YEAH, WAIT. 746 00:26:01,767 --> 00:26:03,197 - NO, YOU LOOK GREAT. - RIGHT? 747 00:26:07,834 --> 00:26:09,174 - JOHNNY! 748 00:26:09,166 --> 00:26:11,026 - BRO, HOW ARE YOU? 749 00:26:11,033 --> 00:26:13,303 [indistinct chatter] 750 00:26:13,300 --> 00:26:17,830 [overlapping chatter] 751 00:26:17,834 --> 00:26:20,074 - TAYLOR, WHAT HAPPENED THE OTHER NIGHT? 752 00:26:20,066 --> 00:26:22,526 - I REKINDLED WITH AN OLD FRIEND. 753 00:26:22,533 --> 00:26:23,803 HE CALLED ME-- I HAD A MEETING 754 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:25,030 RIGHT BEFORE I WAS SUPPOSED TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE-- 755 00:26:25,033 --> 00:26:26,873 AND HE SAID, "I NEED TO SEE YOU RIGHT NOW." 756 00:26:26,867 --> 00:26:28,067 AND HE SAID, "I'M LEAVING TONIGHT, 757 00:26:28,066 --> 00:26:29,996 AND I WANT YOU TO COME WITH ME." 758 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,870 AND I WAS LIKE, "OKAY." 759 00:26:31,867 --> 00:26:33,867 BECAUSE I'M CRAZY. 760 00:26:33,867 --> 00:26:36,697 BUT IT WAS GREAT. IT WAS GREAT. 761 00:26:36,700 --> 00:26:38,600 SO EVEN IF IT NEVER GOES ANYWHERE, 762 00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:39,930 IT WAS JUST NICE TO HAVE-- 763 00:26:39,934 --> 00:26:41,234 TO HOLD HANDS WITH A GUY 764 00:26:41,233 --> 00:26:43,803 AND HAVE THEM, LIKE, OPEN SOME DOORS FOR ME 765 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,500 AND ORDER MY DINNER FOR ME. 766 00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:47,400 AND I WAS THINKING, "I FORGOT WHAT THIS FEELS LIKE." 767 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:48,730 - RIGHT. 768 00:26:48,734 --> 00:26:51,134 I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE DIDN'T FEEL 769 00:26:51,133 --> 00:26:53,833 ANY KIND OF A NEED TO EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED. 770 00:26:53,834 --> 00:26:55,934 - YEAH. WHEN ARE YOU GONNA SEE HIM AGAIN? 771 00:26:55,934 --> 00:26:58,234 - I DON'T KNOW. - YOU DON'T KNOW? 772 00:26:58,233 --> 00:27:00,373 YOU SPENT THREE DAYS WITH HIM. 773 00:27:00,367 --> 00:27:03,627 - WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 774 00:27:03,633 --> 00:27:05,903 - SHE SHOULD HAVE SAID, 775 00:27:05,900 --> 00:27:07,070 "IT WAS A LITTLE CHAOTIC THE OTHER NIGHT, 776 00:27:07,066 --> 00:27:08,396 AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER." 777 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:13,470 BUT, YOU KNOW, SOMETHING TO LET ALL OF US KNOW... 778 00:27:13,467 --> 00:27:16,527 THAT WHAT HAPPENED WAS NOT OKAY. 779 00:27:16,533 --> 00:27:18,173 WELL, I'M GLAD YOU HAD FUN. 780 00:27:18,166 --> 00:27:19,796 I WAS A LITTLE BIT WORRIED WHEN YOU CALLED. 781 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:20,930 I'M LIKE, OH, MY GOD. 782 00:27:20,934 --> 00:27:22,774 BUT I'M GLAD YOU HAD FUN. - I DID. 783 00:27:22,767 --> 00:27:25,227 I HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME. - ALL RIGHT. 784 00:27:25,233 --> 00:27:27,333 - THANKS FOR CHECKING ON ME. - OKAY. 785 00:27:27,333 --> 00:27:30,403 REALLY? LIKE... 786 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,230 SOMETHING'S REALLY WRONG. 787 00:27:32,233 --> 00:27:34,133 - I'M TRYING TO KEEP MY ACT TOGETHER. 788 00:27:34,133 --> 00:27:36,803 [overlapping chatter] 789 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,500 - COMING UP... 790 00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:39,770 - CAN'T YOU JUST-- 791 00:27:39,767 --> 00:27:41,697 - I DON'T HAVE OVER $10,000 TO SPEND ON THIS. 792 00:27:41,700 --> 00:27:43,000 - THEN WATCH WHAT YOU SAY. 793 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,130 - WELCOME TO 794 00:27:44,133 --> 00:27:46,903 THE UNITED [bleep] STATES OF AMERICA. 795 00:27:50,266 --> 00:27:52,726 - OH, MY GOD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? 796 00:27:52,734 --> 00:27:53,734 WHAT ARE THOSE? 797 00:27:53,734 --> 00:27:56,804 [both laughing] 798 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:59,330 - THESE ARE HARD TO WALK IN. - I KNOW. 799 00:27:59,333 --> 00:28:00,633 - THEY HAVE, LIKE, A TOE-STOPPER. 800 00:28:00,633 --> 00:28:01,673 - I KNOW. - THEY'RE NOT FLAT. 801 00:28:01,667 --> 00:28:02,697 THEY GO UP. - I KNOW. 802 00:28:02,700 --> 00:28:04,200 AND YOUR TOE GOES NUMB. - LOOK AT THIS. 803 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:05,230 - ARE YOU WEARING THE SAME SHOES? 804 00:28:05,233 --> 00:28:06,373 - BUT MINE ARE SLING-BACK. 805 00:28:06,367 --> 00:28:07,627 - YOU WERE AT FRICKING NEIMANS YESTERDAY, 806 00:28:07,633 --> 00:28:09,503 FOLLOWING ME. - NO, MINE ARE SLING-BACK. 807 00:28:09,500 --> 00:28:10,900 NO, I'VE HAD THESE-- GOD THESE-- 808 00:28:10,900 --> 00:28:12,170 - [imitative] I'VE HAD THESE FOR EVER! 809 00:28:12,166 --> 00:28:13,896 - OH, YOU GOT THEM IN THE SALE. 810 00:28:13,900 --> 00:28:15,230 - OH, MY GOD. 811 00:28:15,233 --> 00:28:17,073 - SHE'S HAD THOSE FOR A LONG TIME. 812 00:28:17,066 --> 00:28:18,466 - [giggles] 813 00:28:18,467 --> 00:28:20,367 - YOU HAVE-- - SEE HOW WORN MINE ARE? 814 00:28:20,367 --> 00:28:21,797 - THESE AREN'T FIRST-TIMERS. 815 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:23,030 - OH! MINE HAS A BIG, BLACK BLOB. 816 00:28:23,033 --> 00:28:24,333 I WIN. 817 00:28:24,333 --> 00:28:26,903 - OH, YOURS HAS GOT A RED STICKER ON, FOR SALE. 818 00:28:26,900 --> 00:28:29,330 - OH, MY GOD, WE HAVE A FASHION EMERGENCY. 819 00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:30,873 - OH, MY-- [both laugh] 820 00:28:30,867 --> 00:28:32,197 - THIS IS A DISASTER. 821 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:34,270 SOMEONE'S GOT TO TAKE 'EM OFF. - GO AND CHANGE. 822 00:28:34,266 --> 00:28:35,326 - YOU. - NO, YOU. 823 00:28:35,333 --> 00:28:37,873 [both laugh] 824 00:28:40,834 --> 00:28:43,404 [overlapping chatter] 825 00:28:48,834 --> 00:28:51,274 - MOVE OVER. - OKAY. 826 00:28:51,266 --> 00:28:53,426 [screams] 827 00:28:53,433 --> 00:28:56,273 [laughs] 828 00:28:56,266 --> 00:28:58,526 NOW HOW DO WE GET OUT? - WE DON'T. 829 00:28:58,533 --> 00:29:00,673 [kisses] 830 00:29:00,667 --> 00:29:02,767 - I LOVE YOU. 831 00:29:02,767 --> 00:29:04,367 [both kissing] 832 00:29:04,367 --> 00:29:09,067 [overlapping chatter] 833 00:29:09,066 --> 00:29:11,226 - MARISA. - I LOOK LIKE HER. 834 00:29:11,233 --> 00:29:12,673 - DID YOU HEAR--YOU HEARD ABOUT THE FIRE, RIGHT? 835 00:29:12,667 --> 00:29:14,467 - YEAH, I HEARD. - IT WAS SO CLOSE. 836 00:29:14,467 --> 00:29:17,167 I AM TELLING YOU, I THOUGHT I HAVE SEEN EVERYTHING. 837 00:29:17,166 --> 00:29:19,096 TILL YOU SEE A FIRE, AND YOU'RE SO CLOSE TO IT-- 838 00:29:19,100 --> 00:29:22,430 IT WENT FROM ZERO TO A HUNDRED WITHIN SECONDS. 839 00:29:22,433 --> 00:29:24,273 - YOU JUST TOOK EVERYBODY AND LEFT, RIGHT? 840 00:29:24,266 --> 00:29:25,996 - BECAUSE YOU DON'T-- I WENT TO MY MOM'S HOUSE. 841 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:29,300 [overlapping chatter] 842 00:29:33,367 --> 00:29:35,427 - HI, HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. 843 00:29:35,433 --> 00:29:37,173 YOU LOOK PRETTY. - YOUR NOSE LOOKS AMAZING. 844 00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:39,226 - I MEAN, IT FEELS GOOD. ARNICA IS-- 845 00:29:39,233 --> 00:29:41,433 - ALSO ARNICA-- - NO, THEY SAID ARNICA'S NOT. 846 00:29:41,433 --> 00:29:44,303 - BROMELAIN, IT'S LIKE THAT. THAT'S GOOD. 847 00:29:44,300 --> 00:29:46,330 WELL, YOU LOOK GOOD. - THANK YOU. 848 00:29:46,333 --> 00:29:47,733 - HEY, HOW ARE YOU? 849 00:29:47,734 --> 00:29:49,834 - SEEING PAUL AT THE WHITE PARTY, 850 00:29:49,834 --> 00:29:51,074 I HAVE SO MUCH ANXIETY. 851 00:29:51,066 --> 00:29:56,666 I DON'T LIKE UNDERLYING TENSION. 852 00:29:56,667 --> 00:29:58,167 - GOOD FOR YOU. - I'M SORRY YOU COULDN'T 853 00:29:58,166 --> 00:29:59,626 COME THE OTHER NIGHT. - I KNOW, RIGHT? 854 00:29:59,633 --> 00:30:02,803 - I WOULD HAVE INVITED YOU, MARTIN, BUT IT WAS ALL WOMEN. 855 00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:04,100 - WELL, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I LOVE THAT. 856 00:30:04,100 --> 00:30:05,330 - OTHERWISE, YOU COULD HAVE PUT ON A LITTLE DRESS. 857 00:30:05,333 --> 00:30:06,433 - THAT'S MY FAVORITE ENVIRONMENT. 858 00:30:06,433 --> 00:30:08,403 - I KNOW. - EXCUSE ME FOR ONE SECOND. 859 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:09,670 - NOW, YOU'RE SCARING ME AS WELL. 860 00:30:09,667 --> 00:30:13,667 - NO, IT'S NOT SCARY. 861 00:30:13,667 --> 00:30:15,597 - LISA HAD MENTIONED TO ME, WITH THE HOUSE, 862 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:18,370 THAT I HAD SAT DOWN, I HAD SELF-TANNER ON-- 863 00:30:18,367 --> 00:30:20,427 SHE SAID, "BY THE WAY..." - NO, SHE NOTICED? 864 00:30:20,433 --> 00:30:21,533 - "YOU LEFT A WHOLE..." - SHE NOTICED? 865 00:30:21,533 --> 00:30:22,773 - I SAW IT TOO. 866 00:30:22,767 --> 00:30:25,197 - WE DIDN'T LOOK DOWN. YOU JUST LOOK AHEAD. 867 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:28,000 - WELL, SOMEBODY LOOKED DOWN. - [laughing] 868 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,670 - I DON'T LOOK DOWN ON PEOPLE 869 00:30:29,667 --> 00:30:31,667 UNLESS I'M WILLING TO PICK THEM UP. 870 00:30:31,667 --> 00:30:33,667 - AGREED. YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID THAT. 871 00:30:35,467 --> 00:30:37,567 - I DIDN'T REALIZE 872 00:30:37,567 --> 00:30:38,627 I WAS GONNA GET THIS ANXIOUS WHEN I SAW PAUL, 873 00:30:38,633 --> 00:30:39,773 BECAUSE I HAVEN'T SEEN PAUL 874 00:30:39,767 --> 00:30:42,597 SINCE THE LAST TIME, WHEN HE WENT CRAZY. 875 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:44,700 - I DON'T GET IT. NO. - GET YOUR HEAD...UHH! 876 00:30:44,700 --> 00:30:45,730 - GO AHEAD, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? 877 00:30:45,734 --> 00:30:46,904 YOU WANT TO TOUCH ME? 878 00:30:46,900 --> 00:30:48,330 - AND I SAW HIM, 879 00:30:48,333 --> 00:30:49,833 AND I LITERALLY BEELINED FOR THE CORNER. 880 00:30:49,834 --> 00:30:51,934 - DID HE-- - AND, LIKE, IT GIVES ME-- 881 00:30:51,934 --> 00:30:53,434 I'M VERY SCARED. 882 00:30:53,433 --> 00:30:54,603 I'M NOT SCARED, BUT, LIKE-- 883 00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:55,930 - VERY ANXIOUS ABOUT IT. 884 00:30:55,934 --> 00:30:57,004 - I WOULD RATHER JUST HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH HER. 885 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,200 I DON'T WANT IT TO GET UGLY. 886 00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:00,230 BUT IF SHE WANTED TO GO IN, LET'S SAY, 887 00:31:00,233 --> 00:31:01,303 THE MOVIE THEATER WITH ME AND TALK ABOUT THIS, 888 00:31:01,300 --> 00:31:02,400 I WOULD DO IT. 889 00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:03,430 - OKAY, WHY DON'T YOU SAY TO HER 890 00:31:03,433 --> 00:31:04,503 "CAN WE TALK ON OUR OWN, PLEASE?" 891 00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:05,830 - [exhales] - SAY, "PAUL--" 892 00:31:05,834 --> 00:31:07,074 SAY, "I'M ON MY OWN. 893 00:31:07,066 --> 00:31:08,566 THIS IS JUST BETWEEN ADRIENNE AND I." 894 00:31:08,567 --> 00:31:11,767 - I DON'T KNOW. HE'S A SCARY MAN. 895 00:31:11,767 --> 00:31:13,767 I'M HOPING TO GET TO SPEAK TO ADRIENNE ALONE, 896 00:31:13,767 --> 00:31:16,197 BECAUSE TWO ON ONE, THAT DYNAMIC, 897 00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:18,670 IS VERY INTIMIDATING TO ME. 898 00:31:20,433 --> 00:31:22,203 [laughs] 899 00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:26,130 [dance music] 900 00:31:26,133 --> 00:31:34,103 ♪ ♪ 901 00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:37,470 I JUST NEEDED A BREAK FROM THE ANXIETY. 902 00:31:40,633 --> 00:31:42,373 I DON'T WANT TO HAVE A-- 903 00:31:42,367 --> 00:31:43,397 I DON'T WANT TO RUIN THE PARTY. 904 00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:44,530 I DON'T WANT IT TO BE A DRAMA. 905 00:31:44,533 --> 00:31:45,903 I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH HER. 906 00:31:45,900 --> 00:31:47,970 [groans] I'M HAVING-- 907 00:31:47,967 --> 00:31:49,397 LIKE, I THINK I AM HAVING, LIKE-- 908 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:50,700 - ANXIETY? - YEAH. 909 00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:52,270 - AN ANXIETY ATTACK? YEAH. 910 00:31:52,266 --> 00:31:53,696 - LIKE, I FEEL LIKE IF I WALK UP TO HER 911 00:31:53,700 --> 00:31:55,400 AND ASK HER TO COME AND TALK TO ME-- 912 00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:57,370 DO YOU WANT TO DO IT? - YEAH, SURE. 913 00:31:57,367 --> 00:31:58,967 - WILL YOU? I LOVE HER. SHE'LL DO ANYTHING. 914 00:31:58,967 --> 00:32:00,097 SHE'S SO FUNNY. 915 00:32:00,100 --> 00:32:01,430 - ASK HER IF SHE WANTS TO TALK. 916 00:32:01,433 --> 00:32:02,873 - DON'T MOVE MY PURSE. - THANK YOU. 917 00:32:06,934 --> 00:32:08,974 - IT'S NOT GONNA BE A FAIR FIGHT. 918 00:32:08,967 --> 00:32:11,427 BATTLE OF THE WITS BETWEEN BRANDI AND ADRIENNE? 919 00:32:11,433 --> 00:32:15,273 I MEAN, ADRIENNE'S UNARMED. 920 00:32:15,266 --> 00:32:19,426 - GOOD TO SEE YOU. 921 00:32:19,433 --> 00:32:20,873 - BRANDI WOULD LIKE TO TALK. 922 00:32:20,867 --> 00:32:24,367 CALM, VERY CALM. 923 00:32:24,367 --> 00:32:25,597 - I KNEW IT. - WHAT? 924 00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:28,200 - SHE SENT YOU OVER TO DO BRANDI'S JOB. 925 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:29,700 - NO. - WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE. 926 00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:30,900 - WHAT'S THE QUESTION? 927 00:32:30,900 --> 00:32:33,370 - BRANDI WOULD LIKE TO HAVE CALM WORDS. 928 00:32:33,367 --> 00:32:34,567 - WITH WHO? - WITH ADRIENNE. 929 00:32:34,567 --> 00:32:35,827 - ALONE OR WITH ME? 930 00:32:35,834 --> 00:32:37,804 - JUST ALONE. - NO, PROBABLY NOT. 931 00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:40,500 BRANDI SENDS SOME FRIEND, 932 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:41,630 SOME PERSON THAT WE'VE NEVER MET, 933 00:32:41,633 --> 00:32:44,633 TO COME SUMMON ADRIENNE TO COME TALK TO HER. 934 00:32:44,633 --> 00:32:45,833 WHICH I'M NOT GONNA LET THAT HAPPEN. 935 00:32:45,834 --> 00:32:50,474 AND I'M NOT GONNA LET ADRIENNE GO ALONE. 936 00:32:50,467 --> 00:32:53,927 - OH, HERE SHE COMES. 937 00:32:57,633 --> 00:33:01,803 - WELL, TWO AGAINST ONE. 938 00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:04,070 - I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE A GIANT CONFRONTATION 939 00:33:04,066 --> 00:33:05,466 WITH ADRIENNE AND PAUL. 940 00:33:05,467 --> 00:33:09,327 I WANTED TO HAVE A CIVIL CONVERSATION WITH ADRIENNE. 941 00:33:09,333 --> 00:33:11,833 - HI, PAUL, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE THE LAST TIME, 942 00:33:11,834 --> 00:33:14,304 SO A LITTLE NERVOUS, SEEING YOU. 943 00:33:14,300 --> 00:33:17,370 - WE'RE ALL A LITTLE NERVOUS. 944 00:33:17,367 --> 00:33:19,597 - I DON'T WANT TO RUIN ANYONE'S PARTY. 945 00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:21,730 AND I ACTUALLY DON'T WANT TO HAVE ISSUES WITH YOU GUYS. 946 00:33:21,734 --> 00:33:24,134 AND I'VE SAID THIS ABOUT YOU GUYS. 947 00:33:24,133 --> 00:33:26,333 I LIKED YOU GUYS BEFORE. 948 00:33:26,333 --> 00:33:28,673 - I JUST WANT TO SETTLE-- 949 00:33:28,667 --> 00:33:30,827 A LETTER IS DIFFERENT THAN A LAWSUIT. 950 00:33:30,834 --> 00:33:33,574 - BUT I HAD TO HIRE A LAWYER TO HANDLE THIS. 951 00:33:33,567 --> 00:33:35,897 - WELL, I HAD TO TOO. - BUT WHY? 952 00:33:35,900 --> 00:33:38,330 - BECAUSE I WAS HEARING THINGS THAT YOU WERE SAYING. 953 00:33:38,333 --> 00:33:41,533 AND HE WAS HEARING THESE THINGS THAT YOU WERE SAYING. 954 00:33:41,533 --> 00:33:43,803 - I FEEL LIKE SHE LIES A LOT, AND THEN... 955 00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:47,170 - ADRIENNE IS REALLY PROTECTIVE OVER HER FAMILY. 956 00:33:47,166 --> 00:33:49,966 THIS IS GONNA BE A BIG PROBLEM. 957 00:33:49,967 --> 00:33:52,927 - SO OBVIOUSLY WE BOTH HAD TO HIRE LAWYERS. 958 00:33:52,934 --> 00:33:54,804 - I DIDN'T WANT TO HIRE A LAWYER. 959 00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:55,900 - I DIDN'T EITHER. 960 00:33:55,900 --> 00:33:57,030 - I HIRED A LAWYER BECAUSE I HAVE A-- 961 00:33:57,033 --> 00:33:59,373 - I DIDN'T WANT TO HIRE A LAWYER EITHER. 962 00:33:59,367 --> 00:34:00,727 - IF SHE DIDN'T WANT TO HIRE A LAWYER, 963 00:34:00,734 --> 00:34:02,704 WHY DID SHE HIRE A LAWYER? I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 964 00:34:02,700 --> 00:34:04,800 - HONEY, YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND SOMETHING. 965 00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:07,230 THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. 966 00:34:07,233 --> 00:34:10,073 - THEN WHY HAVE I PAID A LAWYER OVER $10,000? 967 00:34:10,066 --> 00:34:11,996 - WHY HAVE I PAID A LAWYER? - I HAVE NO IDEA. 968 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,570 - BECAUSE IT DOESN'T HAVE TO DO WITH YOU. 969 00:34:13,567 --> 00:34:15,127 IT HAS TO DO WITH WHAT YOU SAID. - LET'S MAKE THIS EASY. 970 00:34:15,133 --> 00:34:16,773 - IT'S ABOUT TWITTER. IT'S ABOUT OTHER THINGS 971 00:34:16,767 --> 00:34:18,167 THAT YOU'VE SAID. - SEE, BRANDI-- 972 00:34:18,166 --> 00:34:19,766 - I CAN PROVE THAT TOO, THOUGH. - WE FEEL DIFFERENTLY. 973 00:34:19,767 --> 00:34:20,967 I CAN PROVE IT TOO. 974 00:34:20,967 --> 00:34:22,167 - WAIT A MINUTE, WE'RE NOT LITIGIOUS. 975 00:34:22,166 --> 00:34:23,226 WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO GO OUT-- 976 00:34:23,233 --> 00:34:24,473 "LET'S GO OUT AND SUE SOMEONE." 977 00:34:24,467 --> 00:34:25,767 - WHAT ARE YOU SAYING YOU'RE NOT "LITIGIOUS"? 978 00:34:25,767 --> 00:34:27,027 OH, MY GOSH. - BECAUSE, YOU KNOW WHAT? 979 00:34:27,033 --> 00:34:28,233 - NO, WE DON'T DO THAT. - I JUST SAID-- 980 00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:30,603 - I WAS ASKED A QUESTION, 100%. - RELAX. 981 00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:33,530 - KYLE ASKED ME, "WHAT ARE YOUR ISSUES WITH ADRIENNE?" AND I-- 982 00:34:33,533 --> 00:34:35,773 - WHAT ARE YOUR ISSUES WITH ADRIENNE? 983 00:34:35,767 --> 00:34:37,097 - SHE SAID I WAS TRASH. - NO. 984 00:34:37,100 --> 00:34:39,530 - AND THAT I SLEEP TILL 3:00. - NO, I NEVER SAID THAT. 985 00:34:39,533 --> 00:34:41,173 - AND THAT I'M AN ALCOHOLIC. - WHO SAID THAT? 986 00:34:41,166 --> 00:34:42,496 - YOU DID. - TO WHO THOUGH? 987 00:34:42,500 --> 00:34:44,630 - TO YOU? I WOULD CALL YOU TRASH? 988 00:34:44,633 --> 00:34:45,833 - YES. - WHEN? TO YOUR FACE? 989 00:34:45,834 --> 00:34:47,304 - DID YOU HEAR IT FROM A THIRD PARTY? 990 00:34:47,300 --> 00:34:48,870 - NOT TO MY FACE--YOU NEVER SAY ANYTHING TO MY FACE. 991 00:34:48,867 --> 00:34:51,227 YOU'RE HIRING A LAWYER TO DO IT. - OH, COME ON, THAT'S NOT NICE. 992 00:34:51,233 --> 00:34:52,833 - ARE YOU KIDDING? IT'S TRUE! 993 00:34:52,834 --> 00:34:54,604 - THAT'S NOT NICE. - YOU USE BERNIE. 994 00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:57,370 AND YOU USE LAWYERS. - OKAY, THEN SHOW US. 995 00:34:57,367 --> 00:35:00,627 BECAUSE YOUR LAWYER COULDN'T PRODUCE IT TO OUR LAWYER. 996 00:35:00,633 --> 00:35:02,933 - YES, HE CAN! - NO, HE CAN'T. 997 00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:05,574 - GET ME A COPY OF THIS LETTER FROM BERNIE. 998 00:35:05,567 --> 00:35:07,267 - WHAT LETTER? - I HAVE SOMETHING FROM BERNIE. 999 00:35:07,266 --> 00:35:08,466 - NO, FROM BERNIE. 1000 00:35:08,467 --> 00:35:09,627 AND IF THAT'S THE CASE, IF YOU DID SOMETHING, 1001 00:35:09,633 --> 00:35:10,833 WE HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF THAT OBVIOUSLY. 1002 00:35:10,834 --> 00:35:12,904 - I HAVE THOSE. THE RADAR ONLINE AND TO-- 1003 00:35:12,900 --> 00:35:14,430 - NO, NO. TO BERNIE DIRECTLY. 1004 00:35:14,433 --> 00:35:15,733 - NO, NO, NO, NO. 1005 00:35:15,734 --> 00:35:17,004 - FROM BERNIE. 1006 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,830 SOMEBODY FROM RADAR ONLINE SAID IT WAS BERNIE? 1007 00:35:25,633 --> 00:35:28,303 - BRANDI IS TELLING US THAT BERNIE IS... 1008 00:35:28,300 --> 00:35:30,000 SELLING STORIES ABOUT HER. 1009 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,470 OBVIOUSLY, IF HE'S DOING IT, 1010 00:35:31,467 --> 00:35:34,527 THEN, YOU KNOW, WE CAN'T HAVE HIM AROUND US ANYMORE. 1011 00:35:34,533 --> 00:35:37,473 WE WOULDN'T WANT SOMEONE AROUND WHO'S ACTUALLY SELLING STORIES. 1012 00:35:37,467 --> 00:35:38,697 'CAUSE THAT'S NOT GOOD. 1013 00:35:38,700 --> 00:35:39,970 THEY CAN SELL STORIES ABOUT ANYBODY. 1014 00:35:39,967 --> 00:35:41,927 OKAY, HOLD ON. 1015 00:35:50,367 --> 00:35:52,027 - SO FAR, SO GOOD. NO PROBLEMS. 1016 00:35:52,033 --> 00:35:54,233 [Lisa murmuring] 1017 00:35:54,233 --> 00:35:55,973 BUT I THOUGHT ADRIENNE AND BRANDI WERE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS. 1018 00:35:55,967 --> 00:35:57,267 [both laughing] 1019 00:35:57,266 --> 00:35:59,696 - HEY, HOW ARE YOU? GOOD TO SEE YOU. 1020 00:35:59,700 --> 00:36:01,370 TAYLOR ARMSTRONG. NICE TO MEET YOU. 1021 00:36:01,367 --> 00:36:04,267 - CAN YOU BELIEVE IT'S A YEAR? - NO. 1022 00:36:04,266 --> 00:36:06,126 - YOU KNOW MY OPINION? 1023 00:36:06,133 --> 00:36:08,273 I THINK IT'S KIND OF HYPOCRITICAL, REALLY. 1024 00:36:08,266 --> 00:36:11,796 BECAUSE ADRIENNE AND PAUL WERE STANDING UP 1025 00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:13,900 REFUSING RUSSELL AND TAYLOR AND SAYING THEY HAD TO LEAVE, 1026 00:36:13,900 --> 00:36:16,100 AND IT WAS EXACTLY THE SAME SITUATION. 1027 00:36:16,100 --> 00:36:17,370 I MEAN, IT WAS, KYLE. 1028 00:36:17,367 --> 00:36:18,627 NOBODY FILED A LAWSUIT. 1029 00:36:18,633 --> 00:36:20,603 - SO, WELL, ADRIENNE SAYS SHE'S NEVER FILED. 1030 00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:22,800 - NO, BUT NOR HAD RUSSELL. 1031 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:24,630 THEY JUST SENT-- THEY JUST SENT A LETTER 1032 00:36:24,633 --> 00:36:26,973 WITH AN INTENT TO SUE. AND EVERYBODY GOT SO UPSET 1033 00:36:26,967 --> 00:36:28,797 AND SAID YOU CAN'T COME IN THE PARTY. 1034 00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:30,400 - CAMILLE DIDN'T WANT TO BE IN FRONT OF 1035 00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:31,630 TAYLOR AND RUSSELL. 1036 00:36:31,633 --> 00:36:33,173 - WELL, HOW DO YOU THINK BRANDI FEELS WHEN-- 1037 00:36:33,166 --> 00:36:35,566 I MEAN, CAMILLE HAD MONEY TO FIGHT IT AT LEAST. 1038 00:36:35,567 --> 00:36:37,997 BRANDI HAS NOTHING TO FIGHT IT, YOU KNOW. 1039 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:41,630 AND SUDDENLY SHE'S SPENT $10,000 JUST TRYING TO DEFEND HERSELF 1040 00:36:41,633 --> 00:36:44,573 AGAINST THE LETTERS WITH INTENT TO SUE. 1041 00:36:44,567 --> 00:36:46,297 IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME. - THEY'LL WORK IT OUT. 1042 00:36:46,300 --> 00:36:47,900 - SO YOU HAVE TO GO AND THROW ADRIENNE OUT 1043 00:36:47,900 --> 00:36:49,130 AND SAY, "RULES ARE RULES." 1044 00:36:49,133 --> 00:36:50,403 - NO, LISTEN, I TOLD EVERYBODY, FLAT OUT, 1045 00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:51,670 I INVITE EVERYONE TO MY PARTIES. 1046 00:36:51,667 --> 00:36:52,927 I'M NOT GONNA GO THROUGH 1047 00:36:52,934 --> 00:36:55,834 WHAT I WENT THROUGH LAST YEAR OKAY? 1048 00:36:55,834 --> 00:36:57,774 - THIS IS ALL-- THIS IS THE OTHER STUFF. 1049 00:36:57,767 --> 00:36:59,127 THIS HAS TO DO WITH ME AND MY BILLS 1050 00:36:59,133 --> 00:37:01,733 AND WHAT I PAID OUT-- THE THREATENING OF THE LAWSUIT. 1051 00:37:01,734 --> 00:37:03,374 WHAT? - THERE'S NO LAWSUIT. 1052 00:37:03,367 --> 00:37:04,967 - THERE IS NO LAWSUIT. - THERE'S NO LAWSUIT. STOP. 1053 00:37:04,967 --> 00:37:06,397 - THEN WHY AM I PAYING A BILL? 1054 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:07,970 - STOP. [overlapping chatter] 1055 00:37:07,967 --> 00:37:10,127 - IT SAYS THAT IF SHE DIDN'T SHOW UP TO THE MEETING 1056 00:37:10,133 --> 00:37:12,133 THAT THE LAWYER WOULD GO ABOUT SUING HER. 1057 00:37:12,133 --> 00:37:13,503 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 1058 00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:16,300 - NO, NO. THAT'S NOT TRUE. 1059 00:37:16,300 --> 00:37:20,870 I HAVE NOT TAKEN LEGAL ACTION AGAINST HER. 1060 00:37:20,867 --> 00:37:23,727 WHAT'S LEGAL ACTION? 1061 00:37:23,734 --> 00:37:25,134 TALKING WITH YOUR LAWYER. 1062 00:37:25,133 --> 00:37:26,733 EVERYBODY TALKS TO THE LAWYER. 1063 00:37:26,734 --> 00:37:27,974 I'M HAPPY TO GIVE YOU ALL OF THIS. 1064 00:37:27,967 --> 00:37:29,497 - IS THAT TO YOU, OR IS THAT TO YOUR FRIEND? 1065 00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:32,400 BUT THAT'S NOT TO YOU. 1066 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:34,970 - WAS SHE WARNED? 1067 00:37:34,967 --> 00:37:36,597 YES. 1068 00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:38,300 - WHAT WERE YOU SAYING YOU TRIED TO SAY TO ME 1069 00:37:38,300 --> 00:37:40,400 AT THE TEA PARTY? - I WAS SAYING AT THE TEA PARTY, 1070 00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:42,370 AND I SAID THIS TO YOU TODAY, IT WAS THE SA-- 1071 00:37:42,367 --> 00:37:43,867 I FEEL AS THOUGH IT WAS THE SAME SCENARIO 1072 00:37:43,867 --> 00:37:44,897 AS LAST YEAR 1073 00:37:44,900 --> 00:37:47,370 WHEN RUSSELL WROTE CAMILLE A LETTER 1074 00:37:47,367 --> 00:37:50,597 THAT THREATENED TO SUE IF SHE DIDN'T RETRACT WHAT SHE SAID. 1075 00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:52,800 IT'S BASICALLY THE SAME THING AS ASKING BRANDY 1076 00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:55,430 TO RETRACT WHAT SHE SAID WITH THE THREAT OF A LAWSUIT. 1077 00:37:55,433 --> 00:37:57,033 IS IT OR IS IT NOT? - YEAH. 1078 00:37:57,033 --> 00:38:00,503 - OKAY. - SHE'S A HYPOCRITE. 1079 00:38:00,500 --> 00:38:02,030 - EVEN THOUGH I CAN UNDERSTAND 1080 00:38:02,033 --> 00:38:05,173 HOW UPSET PAUL AND ADRIENNE HAVE BEEN WITH BRANDI, 1081 00:38:05,166 --> 00:38:07,666 I DO AGREE THERE ARE SIMILARITIES. 1082 00:38:07,667 --> 00:38:10,327 AND, YOU KNOW, THERE SHOULDN'T BE A DOUBLE STANDARD. 1083 00:38:10,333 --> 00:38:12,133 FRIENDS SHOULDN'T SUE FRIENDS. 1084 00:38:12,133 --> 00:38:14,203 - I DON'T HAVE OVER $10,000 TO SPEND ON THIS STUFF. 1085 00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:16,770 - HERE'S THE ISSUE. - I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT-- 1086 00:38:16,767 --> 00:38:19,367 - THEN WATCH WHAT YOU DO THEN. - WATCH WHAT YOU SAY. 1087 00:38:19,367 --> 00:38:21,027 - YOU CANNOT--GUESS WHAT. - YOU CAN SAY, 1088 00:38:21,033 --> 00:38:23,533 "I DON'T LIKE SOMEONE." - ARE YOU JOKING? 1089 00:38:23,533 --> 00:38:25,973 - JUST WATCH YOURSELF. - I'M NOT GONNA WATCH MYSELF. 1090 00:38:25,967 --> 00:38:27,327 - THEN THAT'S UP TO YOU. - NO, NO, NO. 1091 00:38:27,333 --> 00:38:28,833 - ALL I SAID WAS THE TRUTH, 1092 00:38:28,834 --> 00:38:31,034 SO IT'S NOT SLANDER, SO I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1093 00:38:31,033 --> 00:38:33,133 MAYBE THEY SHOULD WATCH WHAT THEY LIE ABOUT. 1094 00:38:33,133 --> 00:38:35,433 - HOW ABOUT IF, LIKE, NOBODY EVER SUES ANYBODY. 1095 00:38:35,433 --> 00:38:36,703 HOW ABOUT THAT? IT'S VERY SIMPLE. 1096 00:38:36,700 --> 00:38:39,300 I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T WANT TO GET INVOLVED. 1097 00:38:39,300 --> 00:38:41,470 IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM. 1098 00:38:41,467 --> 00:38:42,667 - OH, YES, IT IS. 1099 00:38:42,667 --> 00:38:44,027 AND CHEERS. [chuckles] 1100 00:38:44,033 --> 00:38:45,633 - YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON, 1101 00:38:45,633 --> 00:38:47,403 BECAUSE YOU JUST SAY WHATEVER YOU HEAR. 1102 00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:48,670 - YOU JUST SAY WHATEVER'S ON YOUR MIND. 1103 00:38:48,667 --> 00:38:49,767 - WELCOME TO 1104 00:38:49,767 --> 00:38:51,797 THE UNITED [bleep] STATES OF AMERICA. 1105 00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:52,830 - EVERY SINGLE-- LET'S STOP. 1106 00:38:52,834 --> 00:38:54,504 [overlapping chatter] 1107 00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:56,000 - STOP, STOP, STOP. 1108 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,500 - LEAVE ME ALONE. I'M JUST THE LITTLE GUY. 1109 00:38:57,500 --> 00:38:59,330 YOU'RE THE ONE THAT LIVES IN THE GAZILLION-DOLLAR HOUSE. 1110 00:38:59,333 --> 00:39:02,033 LEAVE ME THE [bleep] ALONE. 1111 00:39:02,033 --> 00:39:03,503 - COMING UP... 1112 00:39:03,500 --> 00:39:04,800 - DO YOU WANT TO START AGAIN WITH US NOW TOO? 1113 00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:05,800 - OH, MY GOD. 1114 00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:07,070 - NO, YOU FINISH YOUR-- 1115 00:39:07,066 --> 00:39:08,296 - THEN YOU CAN SAY WHATEVER YOU LIKE. 1116 00:39:08,300 --> 00:39:09,700 - BULL[bleep], AND THEN WE'LL TALK. 1117 00:39:09,700 --> 00:39:11,970 - MY BULL[bleep]? 1118 00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:18,330 [dance music] 1119 00:39:18,333 --> 00:39:20,503 - LET'S BE MATURE HERE. 1120 00:39:20,500 --> 00:39:21,670 - JUST DO ME ONE FAVOR. 1121 00:39:21,667 --> 00:39:24,227 BEFORE YOU TWEET SOMETHING, CALL ADRIENNE, 1122 00:39:24,233 --> 00:39:25,873 SAY, "ADRIENNE, DID YOU DO BAH, BAH, BAH?" 1123 00:39:25,867 --> 00:39:27,697 - RIGHT. both: IS THAT OKAY? 1124 00:39:27,700 --> 00:39:29,700 - I DON'T WANT TO PAY MY LAWYER ANYTHING ELSE. 1125 00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:31,130 - THERE IS NONE. - IT'S OKAY. 1126 00:39:31,133 --> 00:39:32,173 - I DON'T WANT ANYONE ELSE IN HERE RIGHT NOW, 1127 00:39:32,166 --> 00:39:33,666 BECAUSE WE'RE FINISHING THIS UP. 1128 00:39:33,667 --> 00:39:36,667 THIS WAS A DISCUSSION BETWEEN BRANDI AND THE TWO OF US. 1129 00:39:36,667 --> 00:39:38,367 THAT'S ALL IT SHOULD BE. 1130 00:39:38,367 --> 00:39:40,927 - THERE'S ALWAYS THREE SIDES TO A STORY, AND SO-- 1131 00:39:40,934 --> 00:39:43,274 - I ALWAYS FEEL, THOUGH, THAT THE TRUTH HAS ONE STORY. 1132 00:39:43,266 --> 00:39:45,696 - THE TRUTH HAS ONE STORY? 1133 00:39:45,700 --> 00:39:47,670 - NO, TO ME, THAT'S NOT A NEGATIVE THING TO SAY. 1134 00:39:47,667 --> 00:39:48,997 I'M SAYING THE TRUTH HAS ONE STORY. 1135 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,470 - THERE'S ALWAYS THREE SIDES TO THE STORY. 1136 00:39:50,467 --> 00:39:51,997 - FRIENDS DO NOT SUE FRIENDS. 1137 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,430 WE COULD HAVE TAKEN UMBRAGE 1138 00:39:53,433 --> 00:39:55,333 AGAINST BERNIE AND YOU FOR WHAT YOU SAID. 1139 00:39:55,333 --> 00:39:56,973 WE DIDN'T. WHY WOULD WE? 1140 00:39:56,967 --> 00:39:59,127 - DO YOU WANT TO START AGAIN WITH US NOW TOO? 1141 00:39:59,133 --> 00:40:01,573 - OH, MY GOD. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, BERNIE? 1142 00:40:01,567 --> 00:40:03,767 BERNIE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. 1143 00:40:03,767 --> 00:40:07,097 - YOU FINISH YOUR BULL[bleep], AND THEN WE'LL TALK. 1144 00:40:07,100 --> 00:40:09,170 - MY BULL[bleep]? 1145 00:40:09,166 --> 00:40:10,626 - STOP. - IS THAT WHAT YOU SAID? 1146 00:40:10,633 --> 00:40:11,933 I MEAN, COME ON. 1147 00:40:11,934 --> 00:40:15,704 - ADRIENNE SAID THAT MY WIFE SOLD STORIES 1148 00:40:15,700 --> 00:40:17,430 TO THE NEWSPAPER. - YES. 1149 00:40:17,433 --> 00:40:19,633 - AND THAT'S AFFECTING MY BUSINESS. 1150 00:40:19,633 --> 00:40:21,173 I DIDN'T SUE YOU, DID I? - AND VICE VERSA. 1151 00:40:21,166 --> 00:40:22,396 - NOTHING, VICE VERSA. 1152 00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:23,900 - WAIT A MINUTE. "MALOOF HOOF"? 1153 00:40:23,900 --> 00:40:26,330 I MEAN, THAT DOESN'T AFFECT HER BUSINESS AND HER SHOES? 1154 00:40:26,333 --> 00:40:27,873 - THOSE SHOES: 1155 00:40:27,867 --> 00:40:30,227 I WOULD DEFINITELY CALL IT THE "MALOOF HOOF." 1156 00:40:30,233 --> 00:40:32,133 - COME ON! - THAT MADE YOUR SHOE. 1157 00:40:32,133 --> 00:40:33,833 - OH, IT MADE YOUR SHOES? 1158 00:40:33,834 --> 00:40:34,934 YOU KNOW, COME ON. 1159 00:40:34,934 --> 00:40:36,234 - I LOVE HIM, AND I LOVE HIM. 1160 00:40:36,233 --> 00:40:38,273 - LISTEN TO TAYLOR. 1161 00:40:38,266 --> 00:40:40,696 - I WANT YOU TO ACKNOWLEDGE 1162 00:40:40,700 --> 00:40:43,270 THAT THERE WAS A SIMILARITY BETWEEN WHAT YOU DID 1163 00:40:43,266 --> 00:40:44,896 AND WHAT RUSSELL CHOSE TO DO. 1164 00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:46,500 - NO, NO, NO. - YES, THERE IS. 1165 00:40:46,500 --> 00:40:49,470 IT'S THE SAME THING. - I'M SORRY, BUT THERE'S NOT. 1166 00:40:49,467 --> 00:40:51,167 - AT LAST YEAR'S WHITE PARTY, 1167 00:40:51,166 --> 00:40:53,066 ADRIENNE AND PAUL REALLY LED THE CHARGE 1168 00:40:53,066 --> 00:40:55,466 OF HOW WRONG IT WAS FOR FRIENDS TO SUE FRIENDS. 1169 00:40:55,467 --> 00:40:59,127 - WHAT REALLY SUCKS ABOUT THIS IS FRIENDS DON'T SUE FRIENDS 1170 00:40:59,133 --> 00:41:00,473 OR THREATEN TO SUE FRIENDS. 1171 00:41:00,467 --> 00:41:02,197 - HYPOCRITE? 1172 00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:04,600 DO YOU RECOGNIZE THE SIMILARITIES? 1173 00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:06,200 - NO, I DON'T, I DON'T. 1174 00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:10,000 ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US TO RECOGN--WE DON'T. 1175 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,330 - PAUL, THERE WASN'T A LAWSUIT 1176 00:41:11,333 --> 00:41:13,503 LAST YEAR WITH RUSSELL, IT WAS JUST AN EMAIL. 1177 00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:15,670 AND YOU ASKED HER TO GET KICKED OUT OF THIS PARTY. 1178 00:41:15,667 --> 00:41:17,227 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, DWIGHT? 1179 00:41:17,233 --> 00:41:18,603 YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT, ALL RIGHT? 1180 00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:20,070 SO WHY DON'T YOU BUZZ OFF? 1181 00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:24,200 - I DON'T WANT ANYBODY IN MY HOME 1182 00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:25,600 FEELING THEY'RE ATTACKED, OKAY? 1183 00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:27,070 I REALLY DON'T. - THANK YOU, KYLE. 1184 00:41:27,066 --> 00:41:30,126 - I GUESS SHE JUST GETS TO GET AWAY WITH IT 1185 00:41:30,133 --> 00:41:33,233 BECAUSE SHE'S IN A MORE POWERFUL POSITION THAN EVERYBODY ELSE. 1186 00:41:33,233 --> 00:41:35,233 - LET'S PAY BRANDI'S LAWYER'S FEES, 1187 00:41:35,233 --> 00:41:37,603 AND WE'LL ALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER. 1188 00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:39,000 - YOU'RE TOUCHING ME FOR ME TO PAY FOR IT? 1189 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,500 - YEAH, BECAUSE YOU SUED HER. 1190 00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:41,970 - WHY DON'T YOU PAY FOR IT? - YOU SUED HER, I DIDN'T. 1191 00:41:41,967 --> 00:41:43,327 - WE DIDN'T SUE HER. THERE'S NO LAWSUIT. 1192 00:41:43,333 --> 00:41:44,573 YOU PAY FOR IT! 1193 00:41:44,567 --> 00:41:46,867 WHAT, IS SHE YOUR DAUGHTER NOW, ALL OF A SUDDEN? 1194 00:41:46,867 --> 00:41:49,567 OR YOUR GIRLFRIEND? OR WHATEVER THE HECK SHE IS. 1195 00:41:49,567 --> 00:41:51,027 THE THREE OF YOU HANGING OUT ALL THE TIME? 1196 00:41:51,033 --> 00:41:52,133 THERE'S NO LAWSUIT. 1197 00:41:52,133 --> 00:41:53,733 [overlapping chatter] 1198 00:41:53,734 --> 00:41:55,534 - BEFORE WE ALL WALKED IN THE ROOM, 1199 00:41:55,533 --> 00:41:56,933 WEREN'T YOU MAKING PROGRESS? 1200 00:41:56,934 --> 00:41:57,874 - YES, THEY WERE. 1201 00:41:57,867 --> 00:41:59,897 - OKAY, EVERYBODY, I'M DONE. 1202 00:41:59,900 --> 00:42:02,070 - I DON'T THINK THEY'LL EVER ADMIT THEY WERE WRONG 1203 00:42:02,066 --> 00:42:03,796 OR THAT THEY STARTED IT. 1204 00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:05,700 BUT I WAS HAPPY THAT I SPOKE MY PIECE, AND I WAS DONE. 1205 00:42:05,700 --> 00:42:07,070 - COME ON. - LET'S GET DANCE. 1206 00:42:07,066 --> 00:42:08,396 WE'RE GOING--I'M TAKING MY BOYFRIEND TO DANCE. 1207 00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:11,300 - THAT'S RIGHT, YOUR BOYFRIEND. - HE IS MY BOYFRIEND. 1208 00:42:11,300 --> 00:42:13,630 - HE IS, ACTUALLY. - FRIENDS SHOULDN'T SUE FRIENDS. 1209 00:42:13,633 --> 00:42:14,703 - THEY'RE HORRIBLE. 1210 00:42:14,700 --> 00:42:16,730 THEY'RE DISGUSTING. 1211 00:42:19,100 --> 00:42:20,370 - NEXT TIME, 1212 00:42:20,367 --> 00:42:22,427 ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS... 1213 00:42:22,433 --> 00:42:25,103 - I BELIEVE TAYLOR HAS A PROBLEM WITH DRINKING. 1214 00:42:25,100 --> 00:42:28,930 I'M NOT GONNA SUGARCOAT IT OR BE AFRAID TO TELL YOU. 1215 00:42:28,934 --> 00:42:34,504 I DO RECOGNIZE WHEN I SEE SOMEBODY THAT HAS A PROBLEM. 1216 00:42:34,500 --> 00:42:38,400 - CHEERS. TO A WONDERFUL WEEK IN PARIS. 1217 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:41,370 [cheering] 1218 00:42:41,367 --> 00:42:43,567 - VOOM, VOOM, SHE-BANG. 1219 00:42:43,567 --> 00:42:44,827 - WHAT TIME DID YOU GET HERE, KIM? 1220 00:42:44,834 --> 00:42:47,074 - I'VE BEEN HERE FOR DAYS, LISA. 1221 00:42:47,066 --> 00:42:50,196 - SHE SEEMS TO NOT BE THAT LUCID. 1222 00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:53,130 - WOW. WHOO. FEEL LIKE MARILYN. 1223 00:42:53,133 --> 00:42:54,633 - THE KIM I'M SEEING TONIGHT 1224 00:42:54,633 --> 00:42:56,403 IS NOT THE KIM I'VE BEEN SEEING 1225 00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:59,900 FOR THE LAST FEW MONTHS. 1226 00:42:59,900 --> 00:43:02,100 - TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES, 1227 00:43:02,100 --> 00:43:03,930 GO TO BRAVOTV.COM. 84654