All language subtitles for The.Real.Housewives.Of.Beverly.Hills.S03E07.WEBRip.x264-ION10

- PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...

- UNDERWEAR OFF?
[both laugh]

I KNOW HE'S GONNA BE FINE.

BUT THAT'S THE WORRY, BECAUSE
I COULDN'T LIVE WITHOUT HIM.

- DO THAT AGAIN.
- [laughs]

- BRANDI, WHAT REALLY DID GO
DOWN BETWEEN YOU AND ADRIENNE?

- SHE LIES A LOT.

- WE ALL KNOW THIS ONE MAJOR LIE
TO BE TRUE,

AND IT JUST ANNOYS
THE [bleep] OUT OF ME

THAT SHE KEEPS LYING ABOUT IT.

SO I DECIDE TO SAY IT OUT LOUD.

AND THEN, LIKE, SHE--

- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT.

- YOU ARE A BITCH.

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT I LIKE TO DO.

- I WOULD LOVE TO TELL YOU--
- TELL ME.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO TELL ME?
- YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW, BABY.

- I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT KIM
HAS CHOSEN MAURICIO'S EVENT

TO TELL ADRIENNE AND PAUL
WHAT BRANDI SAID.

- YOU LIE.
YOU LIE CONSTANTLY.

[bleep] YOU!

- YOU'RE A PIECE OF [bleep].

- LIFE ISN'T ALL DIAMONDS
AND ROSE, BUT IT SHOULD BE.

- MONEY DOESN'T GIVE YOU CLASS.

IT JUST GIVES YOU MONEY.

- KNOW YOUR FRIENDS.

SHOW YOUR ENEMIES THE DOOR.

- I FOUGHT TOO HARD
FOR THIS ZIP CODE

TO GO HOME NOW.

- I LIKE TO HAVE FUN,
BUT I DON'T PLAY GAMES.

- LIFE IS A JOURNEY, AND I'M
FINDING MYSELF EVERY DAY.

- I'M BORN AND RAISED
IN BEVERLY HILLS.

THIS IS MY TOWN.

- YOU LIED!
- LET'S NOT MAKE A SCENE.

- YOU SLEPT TILL
3:00 IN THE AFTERNOON

AND LEFT YOUR KIDS ALONE.

- I SLEEP--
- SO SCREW YOU.

- PIECE OF [bleep].

- I SLEEP TILL
3:00 IN THE AFTERNOON?

- I'M DONE.

SHE'S A BITCH.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M DONE.

I AM SO ANGRY THAT A WOMAN
COULD BE SO RECKLESS.

BRANDI DOES NOT CARE
ABOUT ANYBODY'S REPUTATION.

CERTAINLY NOT HER REPUTATION,
NOT MY REPUTATION.

SHE ONLY CARES ABOUT ATTENTION.

- ARE YOU OKAY?

- I SLEEP TILL
3:00 IN THE AFTERNOON?

- I DON'T--I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT THEY'RE REFERRING TO.

'CAUSE I'M NOT EVEN IN THE LOOP.

- I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO,

NO ONE SHOULD TALK
TO A WOMAN LIKE THAT.

IT'S NO CLASS.

ARE YOU OKAY, HONEY?

- NO, I JUST--

- I--YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH.

- YOU OKAY, BABE?

DO YOU WANNA STAY
OR DO YOU WANNA GO?

- ARE YOU OKAY?
- NO, I'M FINE.

- NO, ARE YOU
OKAY, REALLY, THOUGH?

- I'M JUST, LIKE,
I'M SHAKING RIGHT NOW.

- I KNOW, I AM TOO.

- THE GIRL IS CRAZY.

CRACKPOT CRAZY, DRUG ADDICT.

SHE'S [bleep] FULL OF DRUGS.

SHE TALKS ABOUT EVERYBODY ELSE,
LOOK AT HER.

- ADRIENNE--
- DONE.

DONE.
I'M REALLY PISSED.

- I KNOW, I DON'T BLAME YOU.

- REALLY, REALLY PISSED.
- I DON'T BLAME YOU.

- LET'S GO.
- I KNOW, I JUST--

- AND NOT ONLY THAT...

YOU WATCH.

[bleep] DONE.

SHE'S A [bleep] LIAR.

- WHY DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?

I WANTED TO TELL
PAUL AND ADRIENNE,

BUT NOT AT MY HUSBAND'S EVENT.

NOT NOW.

HERE, RIGHT NOW?

- SHE NEEDS TO KNOW
WHAT WAS SAID.

THAT'S SO UNFAIR,
SHE'S WALKING INTO A ROOM...

- FIRST OF ALL...
- AND WE'RE ALL THERE.

- THIS IS JUST YESTERDAY.

WE HAVEN'T EVEN HAD A CHANCE.

I DIDN'T HAVE--
- I KNOW, I WAS GONNA CALL HER.

I JUST FEEL FUNNY
HAVING HER IN THERE

AND EVERYBODY T--THEY'VE
ALL BEEN DISCUSSED.

EVERYBODY'S HEARD THAT
ABOUT HER AND SHE DOESN'T KNOW.

IT'S ONLY FAIR THAT--THAT
THAT'S BEEN DISCUSSED.

I'M SORRY.

- YOU KNOW, I MEAN, I QUITE
HONESTLY--YOU KNOW,

THIS WAS MEANT TO BE LIKE A
REALLY FUN, UNEVENTFUL PARTY...

- [stutters]

- AND AN UNEVENTFUL EVENT.

I MEAN,
THAT'S WHAT THE WHOLE PURPOSE

OF BEING HERE WAS.

- IT SEEMS AS IF, THOUGH,

THEIR INTENTION WAS TO COME HERE
AND START THAT WAR.

- I'M NOT GONNA SAY
I AGREE WITH YOU ON THAT.

I DON'T THINK THEIR INTENTION--

THEIR INTENTION
WAS TO COME TO SUPPORT ME.

I MEAN, THAT WAS
THEIR INTENTION HERE.

- BUT THEY WALKED UP TO BRANDI
AND GOT AGGRESSIVE IMMEDIATELY.

- WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE
THEY JUST HEARD SOME STUFF

THAT BRANDI SAID
ABOUT THEM AT SUR.

- WELL, ANYWAY,
I KNOW THAT YOU WOULD NEVER

GET IN A WOMAN'S FACE
AND CALL HER A BITCH.

- YOU WOULD NEVER DO THAT.

- YOU WOULD NEVER
DO THAT IN A MILLION YEARS.

- WELL, I MIGHT--
- OR FIVE TIMES.

- I MEAN,
WHETHER I WOULD DO THAT OR NOT,

I'M NOT--PROBABLY NOT,
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN

WHETHER PAUL WAS RIGHT OR WRONG.

- NO, THIS HAS
NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU,

AND I'M SORRY
THIS HAPPENED HERE.

- WHAT--WHAT WOULD MAKE BRANDI
EVEN SAY SOMETHING LIKE THIS?

- I DON'T KNOW,
THAT'S WHY I SAID--

I SAID "WHY ARE YOU BEING
SO RUDE TO ADRIENNE?"

- 'CAUSE WE DON'T KNOW
IF IT'S TRUE.

- SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE
WHO DEFENDED YOU

BY THE WAY, BRANDI,
AND I SAID THAT.

- SHE CAME HERE TONIGHT,

I JUST THOUGHT--
I HAVE TO TELL HER.

- I KEEP QUESTIONING
WHAT IS GOING ON

BETWEEN BRANDI AND ADRIENNE.

THEY WERE GETTING ALONG SO WELL.

WHEN BRANDI HAD HER FALLING OUT
WITH KIM AND KYLE,

ADRIENNE WAS THE ONE THAT WAS
TRYING TO MEDIATE EVERYBODY

AND BRING US ALL TOGETHER.

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN OVER
THE PAST, LIKE, MONTH,

IT JUST--EVERYTHING SWITCHED.

IT WAS LIKE A LIGHT SWITCH.

- ALL THESE PEOPLE COULD HAVE
HEARD IT OUT THERE.

WHETHER IT'S TRUE OR NOT.
IT'S NOT FAIR.

- I TOLD HER IN PRIVATE.
- YEAH, BUT THEY'RE SCREAMING IT

AND SHE WAS SCREAMING IT.

AND BRANDI'S SCREAMING IT
AND SCREAMING THE "F" WORD

IN FRONT OF ALL
MY HUSBAND'S CLIENTS.

- WELL, THAT'S--THAT'S THE WAY
PAUL CHOSE TO HANDLE IT.

SO, I TOLD--

- HE'S GONNA PROTECT HIS WIFE

AND I WOULD WANT
MY HUSBAND TO PROTECT ME.

- WELL, THAT'S IT.
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.

THIS WENT DOWN AND...

MAYBE KYLE DOESN'T KNOW
HOW TO BE A GOOD FRIEND.

IF SHE WAS ADRIENNE'S FRIEND,

SHE WOULD HAVE TRIED
TO CALL HER TOO.

- IF YOU HEARD SOMETHING
ABOUT ME AT A RESTAURANT

AND EVERYBODY HAD HEARD THAT,

WOULD YOU HAVE COME TO ME AND--

- IT WASN'T EVERYBODY--
- WHATEVER, KYLE!

I'VE HEARD YOU FIVE TIMES.

HEARD YOU. BLAH.
DONE THAT.

- I AM...EXTREMELY HAPPY

THAT MY SISTER IS SOBER.

BUT I DON'T THINK THAT SHE IS
MAKING A CLEAR DECISION

ON WANTING TO ALL OF A SUDDEN

ADDRESS THESE ISSUES
WITH ADRIENNE.

- WOULDN'T YOU
HAVE COME TO ME TODAY

AND SAID "KIM, JUST SO YOU KNOW,
THIS IS WHAT WAS SAID"?

- I WOULD HAVE
PULLED YOU ASIDE, YES.

- YES. THANK YOU.

- YOU DON'T HAVE TO
BE RUDE TO ME.

- I'M NOT.
- YEAH, YOU ARE.

- YOU JUST KEEP REPEATING
THE SAME THING.

- WELL, IT WAS WRONG
TO DO THAT HERE.

OKAY? THERE.
- WELL, THAT'S YOUR FEELING.

- YEAH. IT IS.
- THERE. DONE.

- I WOULD NEVER SAY THE THINGS
THAT I KNOW ABOUT THESE PEOPLE.

- ABSOLUTELY.
- NEVER.

I WOULD NEVER, EVER,
EVER TALK ABOUT

THE SKELETONS
IN THESE PEOPLE'S CLOSETS.

BUT EVERYBODY SEEMS TO BE HAPPY

TO PULL THEM OUT
ON EVERYBODY ELSE, SO...

- NO. IT'S GLASS HOUSES.
SHE'S A BIG GLASS HOUSE.

- THE TRULY--NO, SHE'S GOT
THE BIGGEST GLASS HOUSE.

- I FEEL SO BAD FOR THEM.

- I FEEL SO BAD.
- FOR WHOM?

- OH, FOR--
- KIM TOLD--

- I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED.
IT WAS SO OBVIOUS.

KIM'S STANDING OVER THERE
TALKING TO ADRIENNE AND PAUL,

THEN THEY CAME
OVER HERE IN A HEAT.

- HE GOT IN HER FACE,
HE GOT CLOSE,

BUT HE WAS UPSET;
HE DIDN'T TOUCH HER.

HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
HE WAS UPSET.

- I KNOW, BUT I DON'T--
- WELL--WELL, DESERVEDLY.

- THAT JUST MAKES ME
UNCOMFORTABLE.

- THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU, TAYLOR.

MOVING ON.

- BUT HE WAS UPSET,
HE WAS BEING REACTIONARY.

BECAUSE HE WAS SO UPSET

BECAUSE THIS HAS TO DO
WITH A PRIVATE ISSUE

THAT I DON'T THINK
SHOULD HAVE BEEN OUT THERE.

I'M SORRY.

- I THINK THERE'S BEEN
PLENTY OF THINGS

IN THIS GROUP THAT SHOULD NOT
HAVE BEEN TALKED ABOUT

IN PEOPLE'S PRIVATE LIFE.
- [sighs]

THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN WHAT BRANDI SAID

ABOUT PAUL AND ADRIENNE
AND WHAT I SAID ABOUT TAYLOR.

WE'VE BEEN PROTECTING YOU.

BECAUSE WE DON'T SAY
THAT HE HITS YOU.

WE DON'T SAY THAT HE BROKE YOUR
JAW, BUT NOW WE SAID IT.

- WHAT WAS GOING ON
IN MY PRIVATE LIFE

THAT BECAME VERY PUBLIC--
- LET'S KEEP THIS ON THIS.

- NO, NO, NO,
BUT I'M JUST SAYING--

- I ALSO SAID THAT SHOULD BE
KEPT PRIVATE, TAYLOR.

- I AGREE.
NO, I AGREE WITH YOU.

I AGREE WITH YOU.
I KNOW THAT YOU DID.

- YEAH, BUT YOU'RE
STEERING IT BACK TO YOU.

LET'S JUST KEEP IT ON
WHAT'S GOING ON TONIGHT.

- NO, BUT I'M JUST SAYING
I THINK THAT THIS GROUP

HAS A TENDENCY
TO BRING THINGS OUT

THAT SHOULDN'T BE BROUGHT OUT.
- ABSOLUTELY.

- IN GENERAL.
- AND RIGHT--YOU'RE RIGHT.

PAUL AND ADRIENNE
WERE NOT WALKING AROUND

TALKING ABOUT ADRIENNE'S
PERSONAL LIFE TO ALL THE GIRLS.

SHE KEPT THAT PRIVATE.

WHERE TAYLOR WALKED AROUND

TELLING EVERYBODY
HER STORY CONSTANTLY.

SO THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE.

YOU KNOW, BIG DIFFERENCE.

- OH, MY GOD, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO...

- IT'S FREEZING.
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY

TO BRANDI NOW.

KIM SHOULD NOT HAVE
SAID THAT HERE AND NOW.

[overlapping chatter]

WELL, IN ALL FAIRNESS, I MEAN,

I'M JUST SAYING
IT'S NOT FAIR TO THEM.

- HELLO, KIM--HELLO.
KIM JUST TOLD THEM!

- KIM TOLD THEM
WHAT YOU SAID AT SUR.

- [stutters]
- THAT--THAT'S...

MALICIOUS GOSSIP.

- IF I COULD TAKE IT BACK,
WOULD I?

I WOULD. YES.
BUT IT'S NOT GOSSIP.

IT'S THE TRUTH.

- BECAUSE THAT IS A--
- OH, IS IT?

- IT IS, BRANDI, I'M SORRY.
- IT'S NOT.

- I'M SORRY.
WELL, TO ME THAT IS.

- BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
THEY'VE DONE TO ME.

[overlapping arguing]

- I JUST WANNA LET YOU KNOW,
I'VE NEVER HEARD ADRIENNE

SAY ANYTHING NEGATIVE ABOUT YOU.

I JUST NEVER HAVE.

SHE HASN'T TO ME,
SO JUST KNOW THAT.

- THERE'S SO MUCH MORE
THAT PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT

AND I CAN'T TALK ABOUT.
- NO, I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T KNOW.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON?

- WELL, THEY WERE JUST GIVEN

SOME PRETTY
POWERFUL INFORMATION.

SO THEY--
- AT A COCKTAIL PARTY?

- NO, I UNDERSTAND, BUT IN--

- BUT IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT

THEY GOT THAT INFORMATION HERE.

THAT WAS KIM'S FAULT.

KIM DECIDED, YOU KNOW,
ALL OF A SUDDEN TO DO THAT.

- THEY DIDN'T EVEN HAVE
A CHANCE TO DIGEST IT.

IT WAS JUST LIKE--
- YEAH, IT WAS LIKE,

MY SISTER SHOULD
NOT HAVE SAID THAT

AND STOOD IT UP HERE.
SHE SHOULD NOT HAVE.

BUT SHE WAS--I MEAN, SHE DID,
SHE DID, AND IT CAME OUT.

- I THINK I NEED A...
- WELL, I DON'T KNOW--

- A GLASS OF WINE OR SOMETHING.
- NO, WE NEED TO GO.

- SO...

- OKAY, BYE, DARLING.

LET'S GO.

- COMING UP...

- OH, I HAVE THIS ON YOU;
I DON'T LIKE THAT.

- THAT'S A MEAN GIRL MENTALITY.

- THESE ARE NOT GIRLS.

THESE ARE, LIKE, PIT BULLS.
[both laugh]

- OKAY, THIS LOOKS GOOD.

I LOVE THIS.

WOW.
- HEY, PINKIE.

- THIS IS GREAT--HEY.
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.

HOW ARE YOU?
- YOU'RE LOOKING BUSY TODAY.

EVERYTHING GOOD?
- YEAH, EVERYTHING'S GOOD.

WELL--
- HOW'S THE PATIENT?

[laughs]

IT HAS BEEN A FEW DAYS NOW

SINCE KEN'S
HIP REPLACEMENT SURGERY.

AND I HAVE TO SAY HE IS

THE BLOODY WORST PATIENT
IN THE WORLD.

- NOW, I--I DID ADJUST
THAT OPERATOR

SO AT LEAST
IT'S WORKING TEMPORARILY.

[phone rings]
- HUH? OKAY.

- OKAY, NOW,
WHEN YOU'RE GETTING--

- HOLD ON A SECOND.
HOLD ON ONE SECOND.

I HAVE TO--HELLO?

- DARLING?
- YES?

- DARLING, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

- I'M JUST DOING
THE GATES, DARLING.

I'M DOWN HERE
AND MARTIN'S JUST TURNED UP.

- FORGET ABOUT THE GATES.
WHAT ABOUT MY TEA?

- TEA?
- [chuckles]

- DARLING.

- ROSEA'S THERE, DARLING.

- YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO MAKE ME SOME TEA?

- DARLING, I'M DOING TH--
I'M DOING THE GATES.

I'LL BE UP THERE
IN FIVE MINUTES.

- DARLING, HAVE WE GOT
ANY OF MY BISCUITS LEFT?

- ARE YOU WINDING ME UP?

ARE YOU WINDING ME UP?
- [laughs]

- NOBODY IS THIS MUCH OF A BABY.

- WHEN I WAS IN HOSPITAL

SOMEBODY HAS EATEN
ALL MY BISCUITS.

- [laughs]

- KEN.
- IT'S PROBABLY THE PUPPIES.

- THEY'LL BE THE LAST BISCUITS
YOU GET IF YOU DON'T BE QUIET.

"CAN I HAVE JUST A LITTLE
BISCUIT, A LITTLE CUP OF TEA?

A FEW MORE GRAINS OF SUGAR?"

IT'S LIKE...
UHHHH!

- PIKACHU.

PIKACHU, HOW YOU DOING?
[whistles]

- HEY, TEDDY, HOW'S IT GOING?

HOW YOU FEELING?

- GREAT, MATE.

- ALL RIGHT?

- YEAH, I ACTUALLY FEEL BETTER
THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD.

- YOU DO?
- YEAH.

- THE, UH--

- KEN WILL BE REALLY
PLEASED WITH THEM.

HE JUST CAN'T COME DOWN
AND SEE THEM YET.

[phone rings]
HOLD ON A SEC--HOLD ON A SECOND.

HELLO?

- CAN YOU TELL HER NOT TO MAKE
IT TOO STRONG, PLEASE?

- KEN.
- IT WAS JUST THAT--

- KEN, I'M COMING IN A MINUTE.

- [snickers]

I LIKE TO WIND HER UP.

- I KNOW YOU LIKE TO MILK IT
AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.

- NOT MILK IT,
JUST WIND HER UP, YOU KNOW?

- I SWEAR TO YOU
IN ANOTHER FEW DAYS

HE WON'T HAVE TO
WORRY ABOUT HIS HIP

BECAUSE I'M GONNA STRANGLE HIM.

AH, THEY'RE REALLY HEAVY.

THIS IS FROM YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

THEY SAID A MRS. CIBRIAN,

SO I DON'T THINK
THEY'RE FROM LEANN RIMES

SO I THINK
THEY MUST BE FROM BRANDI.

- THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL,
AREN'T THEY?

- THEY SMELL AMAZING.
- OKAY, HERE'S THE CARD.

HERE WE ARE.
- AM I READING IT?

- YEP.

GOD KNOWS WHAT SHE'LL SAY.

- "DEAR KEN, SECOND HUSBAND,
HOPE TO SEE YOU

"BACK ON YOUR FEET VERY SOON.

LOVE YOU, BRANDI."

- WHAT? IT DOES NOT SAY THAT.

YOU'RE WINDING ME UP.

- DARLING, THAT CUP OF TEA
WAS BEAUTIFUL.

CAN I HAVE ANOTHER ONE?

- REALLY? ALREADY?
- YES.

- CAN YOU WAIT A LITTLE BIT?
- NO, I'M REALLY THIRSTY.

COME ON, DARLING.
- ALL RIGHT.

- I'M REALLY THIRSTY.

- WHOO.

- HI!

- HI, LADIES.

- HOW ARE YOU?
- HI.

- GOOD TO SEE YOU.

- HOW ARE YOU?

- HI.
- I'M BROOKE.

NICE TO MEET YOU.
- HI. I'M KIM. NICE TO SEE YOU.

I FEEL BAD THAT IT ALL WENT DOWN
AT MAURICE'S EVENT.

BUT IN MY OPINION,
KYLE STARTED THE WHOLE THING.

- BRANDI, WHAT REALLY DID GO
DOWN BETWEEN YOU AND ADRIENNE?

- SHE LIES A LOT.

- LET'S GET THE FIRE--

THE MATCH
TO THE FIRECRACKER AND LIGHT IT.

WHY ASK BRANDI THAT QUESTION?

- SO, ARE WE READY TO WORK OUT?
HUH?

- WE'RE READY TO WORK OUT.

- A LITTLE PILATES PLUS?

- A LITTLE PILATES
PLUS TO KICK...

- OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

- WHEN YOU LIT
THE FUSE ON BRANDI,

SHE DID EXACTLY
WHAT WE KNOW SHE'D DO.

AND I TOLD ADRIENNE
WHAT SHE NEEDED TO HEAR,

WHAT SHE NEEDED TO KNOW
BECAUSE IT'S IMPORTANT.

- GOOD, OUT, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

IN, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

EXTEND YOUR LEGS OUT.

KEEP YOUR FEET TOGETHER.

[overlapping counting]

- YEAH, I LIKE THIS.

- OKAY, LAST ONE, LAST ONE.

FLEX YOUR FOOT.
- GOOD.

- WHAT ARE YOU GUYS PLANNING ON
DOING IN VEGAS?

- I'M GONNA DO
A LOT OF SPA TREATMENT.

- YEAH?

- AND I'M PROBABLY GONNA--

YOU KNOW, I'LL DO
THE DINNER WITH CHAD.

MY SON IS TURNING 21, AND WE'RE
GONNA GO TO LAS VEGAS. UH...

- FUN. VEGAS, HUH?
- YEP.

- WOW, SOUNDS DANGEROUS.

- I'M SCARED.
- YEAH.

- HONESTLY, I WOULD NEVER
GO TO VEGAS RIGHT NOW

IF IT WASN'T CHAD'S BIRTHDAY.

- RIGHT. I'VE CALLED AROUND,
AND I'VE GOT MEETINGS SET UP

THAT I CAN GO TO AND MEETINGS
THAT I CAN HAVE IN MY ROOM

OR THAT I CAN ATTEND TO.

GOING TO LAS VEGAS
IS A SLIPPERY PLACE.

IT'S DANGEROUS FOR AN ALCOHOLIC.

I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA BE GOOD.

I KNOW YOU WILL BE.

YOU'RE DOING TOO GOOD NOW

TO LET ONE VEGAS TRIP
MESS YOU UP, HONESTLY.

- I KNOW, IT'S JUST
IT'S KINDA--

HONESTLY
THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS.

THAT'S WHY I--YOUR SUPPORT
AND CONFIDENCE IN ME IS HUGE.

AND THAT MAKES ME FEEL BIG.

BECAUSE THAT'S BIG.

AND, UM, BUT I JUST--I KNOW-- I
KNOW I DON'T WANNA LET ME DOWN,

AND I DON'T WANNA
LET YOU GUYS DOWN.

- HELLO?

- HI, HONEY.

- HEY, WHAT'S UP?

- I'M UPSTAIRS.

- HEY, HONEY.

- HI, HONEY, HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M GOOD.

WHAT'S UP?

- I'M TELLING PORTIA
ABOUT HER REPORT

FROM THE PARENT/TEACHER
CONFERENCE TODAY.

- MWAH.
- [groans]

- DID YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY?
- CAN WE SIT DOWN?

I HAVEN'T--I NEED--
I HAVEN'T SAT DOWN.

YOU WANNA SIT DOWN WITH ME HERE?
- SURE.

MAURICIO AND I ARE BOTH UPSET

ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED
AT MAURICIO'S EVENT,

BUT THE TRUTH IS
THERE'S REALLY NOTHING

THAT ANY OF US
COULD HAVE DONE TO STOP IT.

SO, UM, YOU KNOW WE'RE DOING
THE DINNER PARTY TOMORROW NIGHT?

- RIGHT.

- AND, UM--
- WHAT DINNER PARTY?

- I'M JUST HAVING
SOME OF THE GIRLS OVER

BECAUSE THE DINING ROOM'S
ALMOST DONE,

AND HOPEFULLY
IT WILL BE DONE BY TOMORROW.

THE DRAPES--
- IT'S LOOKING AMAZING.

- SO I'M HAVING LISA...
- COOL.

- TAYLOR, BRANDI, A--WHAT?

- JUST THINK THAT
WHAT'S SHE'S DONE AND SAID

ABOUT PAUL AND ADRIENNE
ARE JUST SO UNCALLED FOR

AND SO DISGUSTING,
QUITE HONESTLY.

I'M PISSED.

I THINK--I THINK
SHE'S DISGUSTING.

I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE INVITING HER.

- HONEY.
- WELL, HONEY, SHE LIES.

SHE'S A GOSSIP GIRL,
AND THAT'S THE TRUTH AND--

- I ALREADY INVITED THEM
BEFORE THIS HAPPENED.

SO WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

CALL UP AND SAY "I'M SORRY."

"YOU CAN'T COME TO MY HOUSE NOW
FOR DINNER"?

I'M NOT DOING THAT.

IT'S VERY RARE FOR MAURICIO

TO GET THIS UPSET
ABOUT SOMETHING.

BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW BRANDI

AND HE KNOWS AND CARES
ABOUT PAUL AND ADRIENNE.

WELL, I'M TRYING
TO STAY OUT OF IT.

I OBVIOUSLY
HAVE TOLD HER WHAT I FELT,

ABOUT HER SAYING AND DOING THAT.

I TOLD HER THAT DAY
AND NOW SHE'S SAYING

SHE FEELS BAD ABOUT THAT.

- BUT THAT'S
THE PROBLEM WITH HER.

SHE SAYS WHATEVER
COMES OUT OF HER MIND.

SHE DOESN'T THINK OF ANYTHING.

AND THEN SHE SAYS,
"I'M SORRY, I FEEL BAD,"

AND THEN IT'S OKAY,
AND THAT'S NOT COOL.

IT'S GOSSIP.
IT'S [bleep].

IT'S ALL BULL[bleep],
THAT'S HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT.

- WHOEVER IS NOT COMFORTABLE
COMING JUST WON'T COME.

- I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU.

I'M NOT HAPPY WITH HER.

I'VE PUT UP WITH A LOT OF
[bleep] SHE'S SAID ABOUT YOU.

- LISTEN, THEY'RE INVITED.

I ALREADY PLANNED THIS,
SO WHAT DO I DO?

- YOU KNOW,
SHOULD YOU UN-INVITE SOMEBODY?

- NO. I CAN'T.
- I MEAN, YOU AND I,

YOU KNOW, WE HAVE
A LOT MORE CLASS THAN THAT.

OKAY, WE ALWAYS HAVE
AND WE'RE NOT

GONNA STOOP TO THAT LEVEL,
AND I GET THAT.

- I'M VERY FORTUNATE

THAT MAURICIO
IS ALWAYS SUPPORTIVE OF ME.

SO EVEN THOUGH I KNOW
HE'S AGAINST THIS,

HE'S ALSO VERY UNDERSTANDING
AND GETS MY POSITION.

I DOUBT THEY'LL BOTH BE HERE.

WHAT I WOULD LIKE
IN A PERFECT WORLD

IS THAT THEY BOTH COME,
AND MAYBE IT BREAKS THE ICE

AND THEY CAN HAVE
A PEACEFUL CONVERSATION,

BUT THAT'S LAUGHABLE.

- YEAH, NOT RIGHT NOW.

MAYBE--MAYBE--MAYBE ONE DAY.

- COMING UP...

- I FIRE BACK,
AND IT'S GONNA GET UGLY

IF THAT HAS TO HAPPEN.
- I THINK IT ALREADY IS.

- IT CAN GET WORSE.

- HELLO.

- I LOVE THAT.

THAT COLOR IS PERFECT ON YOU.

- WERE YOU WAITING LONG?

- NO.
15 MINUTES.

- 15? OH, STOP.
- 15 MINUTES IS STANDARD.

AS LONG AS IT'S NOT 20...

THAT'S WHAT YOU
TOLD ME IT IS ANYWAY, ISN'T IT?

- I HAVE BEEN RUNNING
A LITTLE BEHIND--

I FEEL LIKE I'M DOING
MORE THAN I'M USED TO DOING.

OH, I'M HAVING A DINNER PARTY
FRIDAY NIGHT.

- OKAY.
- JUST A LITTLE DINNER PARTY,

BECAUSE THE DINING ROOM
IS LOOKING REALLY GOOD.

I'M SO EXCITED
TO SHOW OFF THE WALLS.

- THE DINING ROOM'S NOT DONE?

- OKAY, WELL,
IT'S NOT MAYBE 100% DONE

IN YOUR EYES,
BUT IT'S GETTING THERE.

AND I WANNA DO A NICE DINNER
PARTY, JUST GIRLS.

HERE'S MY DILEMMA.

ADRIENNE AND BRANDI
AREN'T SPEAKING.

FAYE IS ONE OF MY CLOSEST
FRIENDS,

SO FAYE KNOWS EVERYTHING

THAT HAPPENED
BETWEEN BRANDI, KIM, AND ME.

SO SHE HAS FORMED AN OPINION.

EVEN THOUGH BRANDI AND I HAVE
MOVED PAST THAT ARGUMENT,

FAYE STILL HASN'T.

- WHAT HAPPENED?

WELL, THE OTHER DAY,
LISA HAD A TASTING AT SUR,

A FOOD TASTING.

SO AT THE TASTING
I SAID TO BRANDI

"WHAT HAPPENED
BETWEEN YOU AND ADRIENNE?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND."

AND WHEN WE HAD OUR PROBLEMS,

SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE
DEFENDING YOU.

THAT'S WHAT I SAID TO BRANDI.
- GOOD.

NICE THAT YOU REMINDED HER.

- YEAH, SO THEN SHE SAID--
- SHE NEEDS TO BE REMINDED.

- THEN SHE SAID,
"WELL, ADRIENNE'S A LIAR."

- ADRIENNE IS NOT A LIAR,
BY THE WAY.

I DO NOT TA--
- NEVER LIED TO ME.

- I HAVE NEVER HEARD HER
LIE TO ME EITHER.

- FAYE HAS KNOWN ADRIENNE
FOR MANY, MANY YEARS.

SO AFTER WHAT BRANDI
HAS DONE TO ADRIENNE

HAS JUST BEEN THE ICING
ON THE CAKE FOR HER.

SO THE OTHER NIGHT,
DOWNTOWN AT L.A. LIVE

KIM TELLS ADRIENNE.

- OH, MY GOD, ADRIENNE PROBABLY
FLIPPED OUT OF HER MIND.

- SO ALL OF A SUDDEN PAUL
AND ADRIENNE COME UP.

AND PAUL STARTS SAYING
TO BRANDI,

"HOW DARE YOU,"
YOU KNOW?

"YOU'RE A BITCH!" AND...

- IS BRANDI COMING
ON FRIDAY NIGHT?

- I DON'T KNOW YET.

I DON'T KNOW
HOW I'M GONNA DO THAT.

- WELL, THIS IS GONNA BE FUN.

BRANDI GOES AROUND JUST RANDOMLY
TEARING APART

EVERYTHING
THAT COMES IN HER PATH.

I MEAN, IT WAS DEVASTATING WHEN
BRANDI CALLED KIM A METH ADDICT.

I MEAN, THOSE THINGS
ARE DESIGNED

TO CUT AS DEEP
AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN.

AND I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
THAT KIND OF MENTALITY.

- IT'S ONE THING
IF YOU'RE HAVING AN ARGUMENT

AND YOU DISAGREE
AND YOU MAKE YOUR POINT.

BUT IT'S ANOTHER THING
TO START PULLING OUT

THINGS LIKE A BAG OF TRICKS.

LIKE, "OH, I HAVE THIS ON YOU."
I DON'T LIKE THAT.

- IT'S A MEAN GIRL MENTALITY.

- THESE ARE NOT GIRLS,
THESE ARE, LIKE, PIT BULLS.

[both laugh]

- LISA?

- YEAH?

HI, DARLING,
I'M NOT EVEN DRESSED.

I'M, LIKE, BEHIND.
- THAT'S OKAY. SORRY.

- I'M USELESS.

I'M NOT GETTING DRESSED,

I'M NOT COOKING, I'M NOT--

WHERE'S THE FOOD?
- I BROUGHT THE FOOD.

IT'S DOWNSTAIRS; ROSEA HAS IT.

- ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

- YES, YOU'RE WELCOME.
- ALL RIGHT.

I'M NOT THROWING YOU OUT,
BUT BRANDI'S ON HER WAY

AND I DON'T WANT YOU
TO RUN INTO HER NOW.

- I SUSPECTED HE WAS CHEATING.

- WELL, WHAT COULD YOU
HAVE DONE ABOUT IT?

- IT WENT ON
FOR A LONG TIME, SO--

- HOW LONG?
- WELL--

WELL, YOU CAN ASK SHEENA.

- I DON'T WANT YOU
TO RUN INTO HER NOW, SO--

- OKAY, BUT DO YOU THINK
IT WOULD BE OKAY

IF MAYBE I STAYED
AND TALKED TO HER?

- OH, GOD, NOT NOW, NOT NOW.

NO. WHY?

- I JUST THINK IT WOULD BE
BETTER TO CLEAR THE AIR

FOR YOU AND--
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

I HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING,
BUT NOT NOW.

- OKAY.
- SO I WANT YOU TO

SKEDADDLE, REALLY,
BECAUSE SHE'S ON HER WAY.

I'VE GOTTA GET DRESSED.

THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD.
- OKAY.

- BUT I WILL DEFINITELY
GIVE IT SOME THOUGHT.

OKAY?
- THANK YOU.

- ALL RIGHT.
- OKAY.

- JUST DO IT.
YEAH!

AWESOME. BACK DOWN QUICK,
BUT BE CAREFUL.

HOLD ONTO THE RAIL
IF YOU NEED IT.

DON'T COMPROMISE FORM
AND I KNOW IT'S KILLING.

COME ON, NINE, PUSH IT. TEN.
- [grunts]

- WITH LEGS, WITH LEGS,
GO, GO, GO, GO, GO.

GREAT. AWESOME.
KILL THE TRICEPS.

BEAUTIFUL.
GOOD. GREAT RANGE OF MOTION.

IT'S SYMMETRY.
NINE.

THAT'S IT.
ALL THE WAY UP.

GOOD.
BEAUTIFUL.

SPEED, NICE.

NICE. NICE.
- [breathes heavily]

- 'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA
DO IT ONE MORE TIME.

- YOU'RE SO MEAN.
- I KNOW.

- I BELIEVE THAT EXERCISE
IS THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH.

I'M ALWAYS RIDING HORSES,
BIKING, UH...

LIKE, LAST WEEK I SWAM
TWO MILES EVERY DAY.

I THOUGHT I WAS PART
OF THE OLYMPICS, YOU KNOW?

GRAVITY IS STARTING
TO SET IN, BABY.

- WE'LL JUST STAND ON YOUR HEAD.
- I SAW MY DAUGHTER

ON THE RUNWAY THE OTHER NIGHT
AND I WENT LIKE, "[bleep]."

YOU KNOW AND WHEN YOU'RE
THAT AGE YOU DON'T REALIZE IT,

BUT EVERYTHING IS SO TIGHT,
SO BEAUTIFUL.

THE BUTT, THE LEGS,
THE CHEEKS, THE LIPS, THE--

- NOT GONNA ARGUE
WITH THAT, BUT...

- [sighs]

DALE IS, I THINK,
AN INCREDIBLE TRAINER.

I MEAN, HE'S 57 YEARS OLD,
AND HE LOOKS INCREDIBLE.

YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T WANT
SOME 30-YEAR-OLD GUY

TO COME IN WITH BIG GUNS
AND INTIMIDATE MY HUSBAND.

- AWESOME.
YOU'RE KILLING IT.

- I KIND OF MISS--
I MISS MY HUSBAND.

I'M NOT USED TO
WORKING OUT WITHOUT HIM.

I ALWAYS WANT TO STAY
ON THE TIP OF MY TOE

TO BE IN THE BEST SHAPE I CAN BE

AND I EXPECT
THE SAME THING FROM HIM.

WE WANNA LIVE REALLY LONG

SINCE WE GOT MARRIED THIS LATE
IN LIFE. I MEAN, I WANNA--

- LATE? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
YOU'RE, LIKE, 28.

- I WANNA BE MARRIED TO HIM
LONGER THAN ANY OF HIS EX WIVES.

SO HE'S HAD THREE, RIGHT?

- I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE--
- SO I NEED TO PASS 20 YEARS.

SO I--I GOTTA BE WITH HIM
FOR 25 YEARS.

I GOTTA KEEP US REALLY STRONG
AND HEALTHY.

- AS YOU WILL.
- [laughs]

I'VE GOTTA KEEP THAT ASS TIGHT.

- HELLO.
- HOW ARE YOU?

ARE YOU OKAY?
YOU SOUND UPSET.

- I AM, I'M--YOU KNOW,
IT'S JUST...[sighs]

I HAVE HAD SO MUCH ANXIETY.

I'VE BEEN PICKING AT MY FACE.
- [sighs]

- AFTER THE--I HAVE TO TELL YOU
ALL ABOUT THE NIGHT.

LIKE, YOU SEE
WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING?

- LEAVE YOUR FACE ALONE,
LEAVE YOUR FACE ALONE.

- I'VE JUST BEEN, LIKE, CRAZY.

I-I HAVE TO--I'LL TELL YOU
ABOUT IT.

I KNOW YOU KNOW SOME OF IT,

BUT I WANNA SHARE, LIKE,
MY SIDE OF THE STORY.

- ARE YOU OKAY?
- YEAH, NO, I'M OKAY.

I JUST HAVE, LIKE, SO MUCH
ANXIETY ABOUT EVERYTHING.

- OH, MY GOD, COME IN THEN.

I'VE BEEN ON THE WRONG SIDE
OF ADRIENNE,

AND IT'S NOT A PLACE
WHERE YOU WANNA BE.

SO I'M REALLY CONCERNED ABOUT
HOW BRANDI'S GONNA HANDLE THIS.

SO WHO TOLD ADRIENNE AND PAUL?

- KIM TOLD ADRIENNE
AND PAUL, BUT--

- AT THE--AT THE FUNCTION?
- YES.

WHICH IS FINE.

LIKE, SHE'S OBVIOUSLY CLOSER
TO ADRIENNE AND PAUL THAN I AM.

BUT IT WAS PROBABLY NOT
THE RIGHT TIME AND PLACE.

- SO IT ALL KICKED OFF.
- YEAH.

BUT I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
THEY WERE THERE YET.

I SAW THEM FROM AFAR

AND I THOUGHT
THEY WERE HAVING AN ARGUMENT.

- RIGHT.
- AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN

HE COME WALKING--I'M SITTING
IN A CHAIR THIS WHOLE TIME.

- RIGHT.
- AND HE'S LIKE "YOU BITCH!"

"YOU BITCH!" AND I'M LIKE--
HE WAS THIS CLOSE TO MY FACE

AND SCREAMING.

HE'S LIKE "BITCH! BITCH! BITCH!"

AND SHE'S SCREAMING.

MY ADRENALINE WAS PUMPING.

I STOOD UP FOR MYSELF.

BUT AT THE SAME TIME,
IT'S LIKE--

MY MIND IS, LIKE, JUMBLED.

I FEEL SO--I FEEL SORRY
FOR WHAT I SAID.

BUT THEY MISTREATED ME SO MUCH.

AND PEOPLE DON'T KNOW
WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO ME.

- WHY DO YOU FEEL
THEY'VE TREATED YOU SO BADLY?

WHERE DOES THIS COME FROM?

SO YOU--LISTEN,
I'VE BEEN THE VICTIM

OF ADRIENNE'S, YOU KNOW,
BULL[bleep]. YOU KNOW THAT.

- THEY PUT OUT A STORY
ABOUT ME TODAY

SAYING THAT
I'M PARTYING TOO HARD.

- HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY DID?

- IT'S NOT DIFFICULT
TO FIGURE IT OUT.

BUT, I MEAN, I DO KNOW--

LIKE, I HAVE CONTACTS
AT DIFFERENT TABLOIDS.

IT'S REALLY FUNNY
THAT THE DAY AFTER ADRIENNE

SCREAMING IN MY FACE
THAT I'M A BAD MOTHER

AND I SLEEP TILL 3:00 P.M....

I RUN [bleep] A HOUSE, I DON'T--

- YOU SLEEP TILL 3:00
IN THE AFTERNOON

AND LEFT YOUR KIDS ALONE.

- I SLEEP--
- SO SCREW YOU!

- IT APPEARS AT RADARONLINE,
LIKE, THE NEXT DAY.

REALLY?

- I'M KIND OF
IN A SPACE WITH ADRIENNE

THAT SHE'S APOLOGIZED TO ME--

- RIGHT, BECAUSE YOU'RE YOU,
YOU'RE YOU.

- YEAH, BUT I'M JUST SAYING
SHE APOLOGIZED TO ME.

DO I LIKE HER? NO.

IT'S THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE
OF THAT.

I DON'T HATE HER.

I'M INDIFFERENT TO HER.
- I KNOW.

- I'M POLITE TO HER,
BUT I SEE WHO SHE IS NOW.

I SEE VERY CLEARLY WHO SHE IS.

- PAUL AND ADRIENNE
CAN [bleep] OFF.

- I THINK
IT'S KIND OF HYPOCRITICAL

THAT OBVIOUSLY ADRIENNE
IS FEEDING RADARONLINE

SOME OF THIS BULL[bleep].

YOU CAN'T LET THIS
KIND OF EAT YOU ALIVE.

- IT'S EATING ME ALIVE.
- I CAN SEE IT.

YOU CAN'T, YOU JUST GOTTA BE--
- ALL WEEKEND.

- I KNOW, BUT DARLING,
IT WILL PASS.

- I NEED TO TAKE ON THESE PEOPLE
THAT HAVE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.

- WHAT DO YOU THINK
THEY'RE GONNA DO TO YOU?

- I HAVE NO IDEA.

THEY'RE--THEY'RE
NOT GOOD PEOPLE.

JUST WITH THE THINGS
THAT THEY SAY

AND THE MONEY AND THE POWER
THAT THEY HAVE, THEY SCARE ME.

- WHAT POWER DO THEY HAVE?
- I DON'T KNOW.

- WHAT DO YOU THINK
THEY'RE GONNA DO?

- IT'S BEEN ONE DAY; THEY HAVE
A STORY OUT IN THE PRESS?

- WHAT? DO YOU
THINK IT'S GONNA--

A STORY OUT IN THE PRESS,
SO WHAT?

- I KNOW, LIKE,
THE THINGS THAT I KNOW

AND I DON'T WANT THEM
TO KEEP COMING AT ME

BECAUSE I FIRE BACK,
AND IT'S GONNA GET UGLY

IF THAT HAS TO HAPPEN.
- I THINK IT ALREADY IS.

- IT CAN GET WORSE, TRUST ME.

- COMING UP...

- LISA.
- DON'T POINT YOUR FINGER--

- I'M NOT POINTING
MY FINGER AT YOU.

- KEN, BRANDI'S HERE TO SEE YOU.

- OH, MY GOD, YOU LOOK AMAZING.

ARE YOU JOKING?
- WHAT?

- I GOT THE CHILLS.
THIS IS AMAZING!

[laughter]

- SEE.
- OH, MY GOD!

[both laugh]

- I WISH I HAD...
- IT'S GONE, FINISHED.

- YOUR ENERGY. WOW.

- I'LL SHOW YOU MY SCAR THOUGH.
- NO, YOU WON'T.

YOU'RE NOT DROPPING
YOUR TROUSERS.

NOT FOR ANY REASON.

- OH, DON'T BE A BABY.
- DON'T GET EXCITED.

- JUST TO PROVE I HAD IT DONE.
- OKAY, OKAY.

READY?

[both gasp]

- [laughs]

- THAT IS GNARLY!
- KEN, KEN.

- EH?
- OKAY, KEN.

- OH, MY GOD.
- KEN, WE DON'T WANNA SEE THAT.

- LOOK IT, YOU'RE A SUPERHERO.

HE'S A TOUGH MAN.

I CAN'T BELIEVE
KEN'S RUNNING AROUND THE GARDEN.

- WERE YOU WORRIED, THOUGH?
- HAVE YOU HAD SEX?

- HUH? NO.
- HAVE YOU HAD SEX?

YES, I'VE BEEN WORRIED!
- NO, BUT HE HAS BEEN TRYING.

HA HA HA!
- REALLY?

- TONIGHT IS MY DINNER PARTY.

AND GLENN HAS REALLY
OUTDONE HIMSELF THIS TIME.

WE'RE HAVING A FOUR-COURSE MEAL.

- SO WE'RE DOING
A MASCARPONE RICOTTA RAVIOLI

WITH BROWN BUTTER AND SAGE.

- GLENN.
- I KNOW THERE--

- THERE'S EIGHT WOMEN.
- I KNOW.

- WE HAVE MORE HELP THAN PEOPLE.
- THEY'RE SO SKINNY.

THEY'RE SO SKINNY.

WE HAVE TO HELP THEM.

- WELL, THIS IS SO MUCH FOOD.

JEEZ LOUISE.

- I'M FATTENING
THOSE SKINNY CHICKS UP.

- HELLO.
- OH, YOU LOOK SO PRETTY.

- SO DO YOU.
- THAT'S A NICE OUTFIT.

- HOW ARE YOU?
- THANK YOU.

HELLO.

HI, HONEY, HOW ARE YOU?

- GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
- YOU LOOKS SO PRETTY.

- I MET MARISA TEN YEARS AGO

WHEN SHE WAS
WORKING WITH MAURICIO.

SHE'S MARRIED TO DEAN ZANUCK,

WHOSE FATHER IS AN OSCAR-WINNING
PRODUCER, RICHARD ZANUCK

AND WHOSE GRANDFATHER
WAS DARRYL ZANUCK

WHO FOUNDED 20th CENTURY FOX.

THEY'RE PRETTY HOLLYWOOD.

TAYLOR, THIS IS MARISA.
- HI.

- I WAS JUST TELLING YOU ABOUT.
- YEAH.

- HI, NICE TO MEET YOU.
- THIS IS TAYLOR.

- NICE TO MEET YOU,
I LOVE YOUR DRESS.

- HI.
- NICE TO MEET YOU.

- NICE TO MEET YOU TOO.

- OH, LOOK HOW PRETTY YOU LOOK.

- HOW ARE YOU?
- HI.

GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU. MWAH.

THIS IS MARISA.
- SO NICE TO MEET YOU.

IS THAT--OH, GOD.

- ROLAND MOURET.
- ROLAND MOURET, MY FAVORITE.

THIS YEAR.

- HI.

HELLO.
HI.

OOH, THAT LOOKS GOOD.

WHAT IS IT?

- BLOODY GINGER POMEGRANATE.

- OKAY, I'M--I'M IN.

- WOW.
- HELLO.

- THIS IS MARISA,
THIS IS MARISA.

- HI--OH, HOLD ON A SECOND.
LET ME JUST PUT THIS DOWN.

UH, WHERE SHOULD--
- I'LL HOLD--I'LL PUT IT HERE.

- OH, LET ME DRINK IT DOWN.

[laughs]
JUST KIDDING.

- OH, THOSE ARE BEAUTIFUL.
[laughter]

- HELLO--OH, LOOK, HOW GORGEOUS.

HI, HONEY, HOW ARE YOU?

- BECAUSE,
BUT IN ENGLAND THEY DON'T--

[rings doorbell]

- HEY.
- HELLO.

- HOW ARE YOU?
- HOW ARE YOU?

- YOU LOOK PURDY AND SMELL GOOD.
- THANK YOU.

- HI.
- WHAT'S THE DEAL?

COME ON IN.
- OKAY.

HI, NICE TO SEE YOU.
- YOU TOO.

- WHAT'S GOING ON?

- YOU LOOK GOOD.
- YOU TOO!

- AFTER MAURICIO'S EVENT,
I'M FEELING INCREDIBLY ANXIOUS,

BUT KYLE STILL WENT OUT OF HER
WAY TO INVITE ME TO DINNER,

SO I DECIDED TO GO.

- I KNEW THAT YOU'VE ALWAYS
WANTED TO BE SUPER TALL.

- I NEVER--I NEVER CARED
ABOUT BEING TALL.

- WILL YOU TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF?

I CANNOT BELIEVE
HOW LITTLE YOU ARE.

- I KNOW.
- YOU'RE LIKE A GYMNAST.

- HOW TALL ARE YOU?
- 5'2 3/4".

- WOULD YOU RATHER WALK AROUND,

LIKE FULLY CLOTHED
AND NO SHOES OR NAKED IN HEELS?

- NAKED IN HEELS.
- NAKED IN HEELS.

- YEAH, ME TOO.
FOR SURE.

- PLUS YOUR ASS LOOKS BETTER
WHEN YOU'RE NAKED IN HEELS.

WHEN WALKING FLAT FOOT
AROUND WITH YOUR ASS...

[mutters]

- SEE, THERE YOU GO AGAIN.

- I JUST--I KNOW.
- BEHAVE YOURSELF.

- I'M GOING TO.
[overlapping chatter]

MY ELDEST IS TURNING NINE
IN A WEEK.

- AND YOU HAVE--YOU HAVE
BOYS, YEAH?

- YEAH, I'M JUST--HE'S AT
THAT POINT THOUGH NOW

MASON DOESN'T WANT ME TO, LIKE,

HAVE MY ARM AROUND HIM
IN PUBLIC.

- IS THIS THE NINE-YEAR-OLD?
- YES.

- MY SON'S LIKE THAT

WHEN HE'S PLAYING VIDEO GAMES
OR SOMETHING.

I SAY "COME BE WITH MOMMY
AND SNUGGLE.

WE NEED TO SNUGGLE RIGHT NOW."

AND HE'S LIKE, "OKAY,
IN A LITTLE WHILE."

- I DON'T LIKE TO SNUGGLE
EXCEPT FOR WITH THE BOYS.

THAT'S IT.
- YEAH.

- OTHERWISE
IT DOESN'T REALLY HAPPEN.

- WELL, NO I'D RATHER SNUGGLE
WITH MY KIDS

THAN MY HUSBAND.
- YEP.

- YOU KNOW?
- THAT'S TRUE.

I GET YOU.

- OKAY, GIRLS,
COME ON IN.

I HAVE PLACE CARDS.
- THANK YOU.

- FIND YOUR SEAT,
THERE ARE PLACE CARDS.

PLACE CARDS, YOU'RE HERE.

- I LOVE THOSE FLOWERS.

THEY'RE SO CUTE.
- DO YOU LOVE THEM? THANK YOU.

- REALLY, I'VE GOT THOSE
IN MY GARDEN LIKE THAT.

- FAYE, YOU HAVE TO
PAY ATTENTION,

BECAUSE THIS HAS TO DO WITH YOU.
- UH-OH.

- I'VE BEEN WAITING
FOR MY HOUSE TO BE DONE

AND MY DINING ROOM
TO BE DONE FOREVER.

AND LITERALLY, THIS HAS BEEN,
LIKE, A DREAM FOR ME, THIS ROOM.

AND I HAVE TO THANK YOU, FAYE,
AND RAISE MY--OUR GLASS TO YOU.

- OH, THANK YOU.

- TO THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR...
- IT WAS SO MUCH FUN DOING IT.

- MAKING IT SO BEAUTIFUL

AND EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED
AND LOVED,

AND THIS IS MY FIRST DINNER
HAVING MY DINING ROOM DONE

WITH ALL OUR--
all: CHEERS.

- YOU GUYS.
- CHEERS.

- KYLE, IT IS SO YOU
IN EVERY WAY.

- HEY, WHERE'S YOLANDA?

- YOLANDA
IS ACTUALLY OUT OF TOWN.

SHE LEFT
FOR DONNA SUMMER'S FUNERAL.

- OH.

- SO THAT'S WHY
YOLANDA COULDN'T MAKE IT.

AND THEN KIM COULDN'T MAKE IT

BECAUSE SHE WENT TO VEGAS
FOR CHAD'S BIRTHDAY,

WHICH I DID NOT REALIZE
THEY WERE GOING THIS WEEKEND,

WHICH IS WHY I'M NOT THERE, EVEN
THOUGH SHE CLAIMS I WAS INVITED,

AND I WASN'T.
ANYWAY.

ALL OF US USUALLY GO TAKE OUR
KIDS FOR THEIR 21ST TO VEGAS.

- YEAH, I KNOW.

BUT THEN, THE LAST
CONVERSATION WE HAD

SHE SAID, YOU KNOW, CHAD SAID
I'M NOT, YOU KNOW, A VEGAS TYPE.

I'M MORE OF A HOMEBODY
LIKE YOU, MOM.

I DON'T WANNA GO TO VEGAS.

AND THAT WAS THE LAST I HEARD.
AND THEN THE NEXT THING I KNOW

SHE SAID, "OH, THE PARTY BUS
IS LEAVING AT 11:00."

I SAID, "NO ONE TOLD ME."

I DIDN'T HAVE A CALL, A TEXT,

AN EMAIL, AN INVITATION
IN THE MAIL; I HAD NO IDEA.

SO HERE I CALLED HER INVITING
HER TO COME TO THIS

AND SHE SEEMED
A LITTLE UPSET, BUT...

- DON'T GET YOUR FEELINGS HURT.

- THAT'S FINE, THAT'S FINE.
- SHE'S BEEN BUSY.

IN HER RECOVERY AND EVERYTHING.

- YEAH, IT'S FINE.

ANYWAYS, SO THAT'S WHY
SHE'S NOT HERE.

AND I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHY
ADRIENNE CHOSE NOT TO MAKE IT.

- SO WHY DIDN'T ADRIENNE COME?

BECAUSE I SAID TO YOU,

OBVIOUSLY, I WOULD TAKE A PASS
IF SHE WAS GONNA COME.

- I THINK IT'S JUST TOO NEW.
- NEW.

- AND SHE FIGURED SHE WAS--

- NO, BUT I'D RATHER--I MEAN,
I WOULD HAVE RATHER HER COME

THAN ME, DO YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN?

'CAUSE YOU GUYS ARE ALL CLOSER
WITH HER THAN ME.

- RIGHT.

- I HAVEN'T EVEN SPOKE TO
ADRIENNE SINCE THAT NIGHT.

HAS ANYBODY TALKED TO HER?
- I HAVE.

I WAS TALKING WITH HER.

- IS SHE OKAY?

- SHE'S UPSET.

- UNDERSTANDABLY SO.

- SHE'S ANGRY AND UPSET, SO...

- WHAT HAPPENED?

- WELL, WHERE DO WE BEGIN?

- I HAVE A LOT
OF ISSUES WITH HER,

AND I DID SAY THAT I FEEL LIKE
SHE COMPULSIVELY LIES.

SHE LIED ABOUT A BOOK DEAL.
- SHE DOESN'T HAVE A BOOK DEAL.

- SHE ACTUALLY
DOES HAVE A BOOK DEAL.

- OKAY. WHATEVER.
- SHE DOESN'T.

- YES, SHE DOES.

- WHA--DO WE HAVE
AN INVESTIGATOR

OUT THERE FINDING
THESE THINGS OUT?

- I KNOW THAT SHE ACTUALLY
DOES HAVE A BOOK DEAL.

SO I DON'T TH--I
DON'T UNDERSTAND--

THAT'S WHAT I DON'T GET,
THAT PART.

- WELL, THE SECOND I SAID IT
IN OJAI,

I SAID OH, YAY, YOU KNOW,
I GOT A BOOK DEAL.

SHE'S LIKE,
"WELL, I HAVE A BOOK DEAL."

IT'S JUST SHE'S SO COMPETITIVE.

SO IT WAS LIKE, LET ME
HAVE THIS LITTLE THING.

SHE DOESN'T WANT HER FRIENDS
TO DO WELL.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW
IF SHE HAS REAL GIRLFRIENDS.

I-I--YOU KNOW, GET TEN PEOPLE
IN A ROOM THAT LOVE ADRIENNE

THAT AREN'T RELATED TO HER.

GOOD LUCK.

SHE HAS A GAZILLION DOLLARS
AND ALL THESE OTHER THINGS,

AND THERE'S SO MUCH--
- BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN

SHE DIDN'T HAVE ONE, THOUGH.

SHE JUST DIDN'T
LET YOU HAVE YOUR MOMENT.

- I MEAN, SHE MAY HAVE
BOUGHT ONE SINCE OJAI.

- [incredulous]
OH.

- I DON'T THINK
YOU CAN BUY A BOOK DEAL.

- CAN I JUST SAY SOMETHING?

THAT COMMENT WAS
JUST SO...OVER THE TOP.

"BOUGHT A BOOK DEAL"?

I MEAN, THAT WAS
A COMMENT THAT YOU JUST--

- I'M NOT GONNA
GET INTO IT WITH YOU,

BECAUSE I DON'T
KNOW YOU THAT WELL.

- AT ALL, ACTUALLY.
- YEAH.

NO, I KNOW.

BUT SHE'S BEEN HORRIBLE TO ME.

AND THAT'S--THAT'S
JUST WHAT IT IS.

- WE'RE GONNA HAVE MANY
OCCASIONS TO CELEBRATE

WHEN WE'RE GONNA BE
PUT IN A POSITION.

AND I THINK THE SOONER THAT
YOU GUYS FIX IT, THE BETTER.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CARE TO,

I DON'T KNOW
IF ADRIENNE CARES TO.

BUT, I KNOW AS SOMEONE
WHO IS ADRIENNE'S FRIEND,

AND I-I DON'T KNOW IF YOU
CONSIDER ME YOUR FRIEND--

I OBVIOUSLY
CONSIDER YOU MY FRIEND--

THEN WE DON'T WANNA
BE PUT IN THAT POSITION.

- WHAT WAS DONE TO YOU, THOUGH,
THAT YOU'RE SO UPSET ABOUT?

DO YOU NOT WANNA SHARE THAT?

- IT'S HARD FOR ME TO EXPLAIN,
BUT, I MEAN, I CAN TELL YOU,

BUT IT'S STILL
BETWEEN THEM AND I.

YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANNA INVOLVE
YOU GUYS SO MUCH BECAUSE--

- WE'RE ALREADY INVOLVED NOW.

- I KNOW, BUT I'M NOT
ASKING ANYONE

TO, LIKE, TAKE SIDES, WHATEVER.

I'M SAYING
SHE'S TREATED ME VERY POORLY.

SHE--BECAUSE I DIDN'T TAKE HER
SIDE ON CERTAIN SITUATIONS,

SHE DECIDED
I WAS ENEMY NUMBER ONE.

- YOU JUST CAN'T BE MAKING
THESE, LIKE, RANDOM ALLEGATIONS.

- SHE CALLED ME TWICE
BEFORE THE REUNION.

SHE SAID, "COME TO THE--
YOU KNOW, THE POLO LOUNGE.

"I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU
BEFORE TOMORROW.

"YOU WANNA BE ON OUR SIDE,

BECAUSE WE'RE
GOING AGAINST LISA."

BUT THE SECOND I CROSSED HER,
SHE CAME AT ME FULL FORCE.

AND IT WASN'T PRETTY.
- RIGHT.

- I JUST AM NOT THAT PERSON.

I'M NOT GONNA TAKE A SIDE.

I'M NOT GONNA--I MAKE
MY OWN DECISIONS.

I MAKE MY OWN CHOICES.

- I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY
IT'S ANY OF FAYE'S BUSINESS.

SHE'S OBVIOUSLY HAD
THE LOWDOWN FROM KYLE

AND MAYBE ONCE AGAIN
IS SPEAKING ON HER BEHALF.

- KYLE TELLS ME
WHAT'S HAPPENING IN HER LIFE,

AND IF YOU WERE
HER GOOD GIRLFRIEND

YOU WOULD KNOW
WHAT'S HAPPENING IN HER LIFE.

- SO YOU'RE SAYING
I'M NOT THERE FOR CAMILLE--

- SO NOW, DID YOU COME HERE
TO DEFEND KYLE?

THE WAY YOU'RE TALKING SOUNDS
LIKE SHE'S CUED YOU IN

AND YOU CAME TO DEFEND HER.

- I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY YOU'RE SO INTERESTED

OUT OF EVERYONE AT THE TABLE.

- 'CAUSE I'VE KNOWN ADRIENNE
FOR PROBABLY 25 YEARS.

- OKAY.

- I MET HER BROTHERS
25 YEARS AGO.

THEY WERE DATING MY--
MY STEP-DAUGHTERS.

- OH.

"OH."
[laughs]

YES.

HAVE YOU CALLED HER
AND APOLOGIZED?

HAVE YOU?

- NO, BUT SHE HASN'T CALLED ME
AND APOLOGIZED EITHER.

I DON'T KNOW FAYE FROM ADAM,
AND IT'S NONE OF HER BUSINESS,

SO SHE SHOULD
JUST SHUT THE [bleep] UP.

- BUT DON'T YOU WANNA
BE THE BIGGER GIRL?

- FAYE'S A TOUGH COOKIE.

SHE CAN BE QUITE HARSH AT TIMES.

I WOULD--I DIDN'T ENJOY IT.

- IT'S JUST NOT THE RIGHT TIME;
IT'S TOO SOON.

- IT WOULD BE REALLY NICE.

I KNOW YOU'RE
GONNA COME UP WITH IT.

- I KNOW THAT IT WOULD BE NICE,
AND I UNDERSTAND THAT.

IT'S JUST--IT'S JUST TOO SOON.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT TO SAY TO THEM.

- THE MORE TIME BRANDI
WAITS TO SPEAK TO ADRIENNE,

THE WORSE THE PROBLEM GETS.

IF YOU TRULY REGRET
WHAT YOU SAID...

- I REGRET WHAT I SAID--
- WHY CAN'T YOU SAY--

WHY CAN'T YOU CALL HER?
- THAT'S A GOOD THING TO DO.

SEND FLOWERS.
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

- SAY, "I REGRET WHAT I SAID.

I APOLOGIZE IF I HURT YOU
AND PAUL IN ANY WAY."

- SHE HASN'T SENT FLOWERS TO ME
AND SHE HASN'T APOLOGIZED TO ME.

- OKAY, BUT WHO CARES?

IT DOESN'T MATTER
IF SHE DESERVES WHATEVER.

JUST TO FIX THINGS, TO--

BECAUSE I'M SURE THIS IS
WEIGHING HEAVILY ON YOUR HEART.

DON'T YOU THINK?
- YEAH, IT HAS.

- OKAY,
SO IF YOU WANTED TO SAY--

- WHAT ABOUT WHEN YOU HAD
THE ARGUMENT WITH HER?

SHE WAS DEVASTATED, YOU WEREN'T
SENDING FLOWERS THE NEXT DAY.

- WE, I CALL--EXCUSE ME, LISA.
- NO, BUT NOT FLOWERS.

- LISA.
- DON'T POINT YOUR FING--

- I'M NOT POINTING
MY FINGER AT YOU.

- WELL, I'M SAYING
WHY DOES SHE SEND FLOWERS?

- EXCUSE ME, I KNOW
THAT YOU DON'T LIKE ADRIENNE.

- NO, NO, SEE THAT--AGAIN,
THAT'S NOT FAIR.

- BUT IT'S OBVIOUS THE WAY
YOU'RE DEFENDING BRANDI

WITH THE SITUATION.

- YOU SAID WELL,
YOU'VE HAD A FIGHT WITH HER,

YOU'VE HAD A PROBLEM WITH HER.
I KNOW YOU HATE HER.

- YOU GUYS HAD A FIGHT.
- NO, NO, NO.

SHE ACCUSED ME OF SOMETHING,
AND SHE'S APOLOGIZED FOR IT.

THAT'S ALL IT IS.

- BUT, I'M SAYING--

YOU'RE NOT OVER IT
IS WHAT I'M SAYING.

- BUT WHY SHOULD I BE OVER IT?
- I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO BE.

- I'M SAYING--
- I'M--LET ME FINISH

MY SENTENCE HERE
FOR ONE SECOND.

- I'VE CHOSEN TO MOVE ON...
- OKAY.

- AND I'VE CHOSEN
TO BE POLITE AND CIVIL

[stammers]
FOR ALL OF US.

BECAUSE WE'RE ALL
IN THE SAME GROUP.

- BUT CAN I FINISH
MY SENTENCE WITH HER?

- WHEN SHE SAID SEND HER FLOWERS

I WAS JUST LIKE--

- JESUS, FORGET THE FLOWERS.

SEND HER AN ORCHID.

JUST SEND HER A PLANT.

- I'M NOT SENDING HER ANYTHING,
LET'S BE FAIR.

- OKAY, THEN YOU'RE
REALLY NOT SORRY.

- WHEN YOU SAY SOMETHING
LIKE BRANDI SAID

ABOUT SOMEONE'S FAMILY,
IT'S GONNA GET UGLY.

SHE KNOWS THAT.

- COMING UP...

- YOU ATTACK PEOPLE A LOT.

I THINK YOU PROBABLY NEED
A LOT OF ATTENTION.

- I COME BACK AT YOU, YES.

I'M NOT A WALLFLOWER.

- FORGET THE FLOWERS.

SEND HER AN ORCHID.

JUST SEND HER A PLANT.

- I'M NOT SENDING HER ANYTHING,
LET'S BE FAIR.

- OKAY, THEN YOU'RE
REALLY NOT SORRY.

- I AM SORRY, BUT I'M NOT
SENDING HER FLOWERS.

WE HAVE OTHER ISSUES AND--
AND IT'S JUST TOO SOON.

- WELL, THEN CLEAR THEM UP.

THE ONLY WAY I WILL EVER THINK

THAT BRANDI'S SORRY IS IF
SHE STOPS ATTACKING PEOPLE.

- I DON'T NEED
TO ANSWER TO FAYE,

I DON'T NEED TO ANSWER
TO THESE PEOPLE

ABOUT WHY I HAVE
ISSUES WITH SOMEONE.

IT'S NOT YOUR BUSINESS.
EXCUSE ME, BUT IT'S NOT.

- EXCUSE ME, IT'S EVERYBODY'S
BUSINESS AT THIS POINT.

- NO, IT'S NOT, NO, IT'S NOT.
- I KIND OF AGREE WITH BRANDI.

- THANK GOD.

THANK GOD SOMEONE
AT THE TABLE'S DEFENDING ME

BECAUSE I AM, LIKE, MAN ALONE.

AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW MARISA.

BUT NOW I'M THINKING
SHE MIGHT BE COOL.

- YOU KNOW, MARISA,
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW BRANDI.

- EVEN THOUGH I LIKE YOU SO MUCH
AND I DON'T KNOW YOU...

- YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW BRANDI.

- I DON'T, BUT I--
- NEITHER DO YOU.

- BUT, I THINK--
- BUT I'VE KNOWN THE THINGS--

THE VICIOUS THINGS
THAT YOU SAY ABOUT PEOPLE.

- NO, NO, I KNOW--
- AND YOU KNOW, ALSO--

MARISA, HOLD ON ONE SECOND.

WHAT I'VE SEEN FROM YOU, BRANDI,

IS A LOT OF
REALLY CRUEL BEHAVIOR.

AND I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.

I DON'T--I DON'T
UNDERSTAND THEM.

AND I THINK YOU é
ATTACK PEOPLE A LOT.

I THINK YOU PROBABLY NEED
A LOT OF ATTENTION.

- OKAY.

YOU DON'T KNOW ME.

- YOU SAY THINGS THAT ARE...
HURTFUL.

AND I JUST THINK THAT
YOU'VE BEEN HURT A LOT

AND YOU HAVE TO
VICIOUSLY ATTACK PEOPLE.

- I DON'T VICIOUSLY
ATTACK PEOPLE.

- WELL, YOU DO, YOU VICIOUSLY
ATTACKED ADRIENNE.

- I DON'T ATTACK PEOPLE
VICIOUSLY FOR NO REASON.

I COME BACK AT YOU, YES.

BECAUSE I'M NOT THAT--
I'M NOT A WALLFLOWER.

- AND I KNOW, BRANDI, THAT NOW
YOU'RE GONNA START ATTACKING ME.

I'M VERY WELL AWARE
OF WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN HERE.

BECAUSE I'M BEING HONEST
AND TRUTHFUL WITH YOU.

- AND YOU'RE DOING THIS
FOR ATTENTION.

- DON'T--NO, DON'T SAY LIES.

- DON'T SAY LIES?

- DON'T JUST SPEW YOUR LIES
LIKE YOU DID ABOUT KIM.

- KIM AND I ARE FINE.
WALK AWAY.

- DARLING, REALLY?
- YEAH.

- OH, YOU'RE WRONG;
KIM AND YOU ARE NOT FINE.

CALLING HER A METH HEAD?

YOU JUST THROW THINGS
OUT THERE AT RANDOM

WHERE YOU JUST--YOU KNOW
YOU GET BACKED INTO A CORNER

AND YOU JUST SAY THINGS.
- I'M GONNA LEAVE.

- AND I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR
WHAT YOU'RE GONNA START

SAYING ABOUT ME NEXT.

- I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU.

WHY WOULD I TALK ABOUT YOU?

- REALLY? REALLY?
- I DON'T.

- I'M SURE YOU DON'T, LOVE.

- [bleep].

- NEXT TIME ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...

- [rings bells and chants]

- I CAN'T EVEN SAY
MY NAME IN HIS HOUSE.

MY KIDS ARE NOT ALLOWED
TO SAY MY NAME OR SAY MOM.

- [sobbing]
I CAN'T IMAGINE SOMEONE

EVEN HAVING THE GUTS TO ASK
SOMEONE FOR THEIR WEDDING RING.

- WE'D LIKE TO HAVE
AN ANSWER BY TOMORROW.

- LISTEN.
- YES?

- SCHEANA, SHE REALLY WOULD LIKE
TO TALK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED.

- SHE RUINED MY FAMILY.

DON'T CRY.
- I KNOW.

- REALLY,
BECAUSE I LOST MY FAMILY.

I LOST EVERYTHING THAT I HAD.

SO IF ANYONE'S GONNA CRY HERE,
IT'S NOT GONNA BE YOU.

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