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This is my favorite week
of the year,
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homecoming.
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That is why I am wearing
my school colors.
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Back at Sammy Davis Sr. Junior,
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my cheer team,
we would decorate campus.
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We wore our uniforms.
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And we even
got into a little mischief.
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Our rival was Harry Connick Jr.
Junior College,
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and the Crooners had this big
ol' statue of their namesake.
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And one year, someone turned
his microphone into a wiener.
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That's the kind of fun
we had, allegedly.
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I don't know who would
do something like this.
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Kind of stuff that
helps you bond as a team.
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That's what we need
on our long road to Daytona.
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And that's why
I just can't wait to see
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what this quirky little college
has in store.
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Oh, Lord.
They didn't do anything.
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I mean, what the heck
is this trash?
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Oh, OK,
at least there's a sign.
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They didn't even
spell it right.
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Oh, there you go, blue water.
Our school colors.
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It's not much,
but it's a start.
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Ooh.
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You can
really taste the spirit.
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False alarm.
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No, it's real.
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♪ Okay, let's go,
okay, let's go ♪
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♪ Let's go,
five, six, seven, eight ♪
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♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
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Sals, I think that
football player over there
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likes you.
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What?
No he doesn't.
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I think this is for you.
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Uh--
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He thinks your name is Sally.
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Girl, can't you tell
when a boy likes you?
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Stop kicking my chair.
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Stop backing your chair
into my foot.
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Oh, my God.
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Nobody drink out of that
water fountain out there.
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Also, where's all the
school spirit in this place?
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Why is nobody
wearing school colors?
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Especially my cheerleaders.
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Y'all know that
we're playing East South
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Oklahoma Junior College
for homecoming this week.
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Oh, our homecoming game
is away, actually.
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For seven weeks after
the Button Factory
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releases its new color,
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it's dangerous to be outside
for long periods of time.
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Or short periods of time.
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So if you have a cough
or colorful diarrhea
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for more than six weeks,
please see a doctor.
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So y'all don't do anything
for homecoming?
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Well, technically we're
not home, so no one's coming.
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This feel--Peaches,
what happened to your eye, hon?
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I took your advice about
extracurricular activities
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and joined a club.
- Oh.
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Fight club.
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The first rule of Headltston
Junior College Fight Club
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is to tell everyone
about it.
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It's a new club and we're
trying to get more members.
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So you are telling me
that we have a fight club,
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but we don't have
homecoming activities?
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Who do I need to talk to
about this?
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You wanted to see me?
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Are you Bâtchet?
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- You can call me Tom.
- Oh, well, I'm--
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I'm Courteney Potter.
I-I'm the cheer coach.
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I-I'm just--
I'm wondering why we don't
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do anything
for homecoming week.
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We tried having games,
but breathing is dangerous.
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Oh, I understand, yeah.
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But what about school spirit?
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There is a lot to be pr--
well, there's some stuff
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to be proud of here.
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Let my cheer team
have a pep rally,
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and I guarantee it will
make a huge difference
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for this school.
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Look, you're not from here.
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We don't like change
at Headltston.
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In fact, we banned coins
back in 2003.
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That was my doing.
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So when you see something
that costs $1.04
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and you have to round up to $2,
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you can say, that's Bâtchet.
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Look, this might sound crazy,
Bâtchet, but school pride,
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it makes the kids feel like
they belong to something, yeah?
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Give them a rival.
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Right now,
their only rival is life.
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- OK, you're quite the fighter.
- I know.
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You're not available
Wednesday from 11:00 to 2:00,
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are you?
Fight club needs a coach.
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Now, that's Bâtchet.
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Told you to call me Tom.
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Baby, what's going on?
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Oh, I made decorations
for the pep rally.
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The table was not like this
the night my streak started.
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My team is currently
in the midst
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of a four-game winning streak.
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Uh, so in order to keep
the good mojo going,
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I'm doing everything
the exact same every night--
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same underwear.
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Courteney's making me
the same steak dinner.
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Here is your nightly
32-ounce tomahawk steak,
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side of garlic mashed potatoes,
and 911 predialed on my phone.
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Baby, where are the greens?
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Oh.
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Thank you much.
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I'm even watching the same
episode of "Jeopardy."
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What is a soufflé?
- Who is Ruth Bader Ginsburg?
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- That's correct.
- Ah, dang it, that's right.
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Coach, you think maybe
you're winning games
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'cause you're in
a new division
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and they don't know your team
and not because you're
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eating like
you're in a contest?
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Baby, let's not
mock science, OK?
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Ooh-ee!
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Meat sweats are
starting early tonight.
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Mm.
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Y'all know I am Boon's
biggest cheerleader,
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but I can't wait
for this streak to end.
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The pep rally is
as much for our team
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as it is for the school.
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Tomorrow, we are cheering
against our rivals,
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the East South Oklahoma...
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Western Owls.
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But those aren't our rivals.
My cousin goes there.
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Yeah, and they have a great
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animal paranormal
studies program.
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OK, I don't care.
Right now they are the enemy.
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Y'all, at my old school,
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we put a [bleep]
in Harry Connick Jr.'s mouth.
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Ew.
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Allegedly.
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- I'm down.
- I'm not doing that.
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You know what?
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I don't care how dead
they are out there.
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When you hear that music,
you come out cheering.
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Now go on backstage
till it's time.
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Headltston,
show me that spirit!
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I can't hear you!
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All right, y'all, listen up.
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Tomorrow, we're playing
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East South Oklahoma
Junior College,
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and we're gonna bury them, yeah?
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We're gonna destroy them!
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We're gonna wipe them
off the map!
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That's what I'm talking about!
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And now--ooh, give it up
for Miss Dot,
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Dot, Dot, Dot, Dot, Dot.
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I have some terrible news.
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I'm sad to report that a
gigantic sinkhole has opened up
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under East South Oklahoma
Junior College.
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They have been buried,
they have been destroyed,
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and have been
wiped off the map.
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♪ Y'all ready for this?
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No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no!
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Guys, no!
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No, no! No, no.
Guys, no!
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Guys!
No, no!
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- What is Iguazu Falls?
- Who is Big Bird?
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What the heck is a Big Bird?
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Ooh, honey, I know
it's not in the streak routine,
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but we are going to have
to crack a window, yeah?
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Oh, baby, you outdid yourself
with that 32-ouncer.
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We destroyed Mater Dei
St. Bernard Collies.
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Well, you're lucky.
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Our game got canceled
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because a stupid sinkhole
swallowed an entire city.
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Mm.
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Our prayers go out
to the good people
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who lost everything.
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Mm-hmm, mm.
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Night guard?
Oh, baby, no.
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I was thinking maybe
we could celebrate my victory.
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Boon, whoa.
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OK, no offense,
but you smell like a stew.
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Did you shower?
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Twice.
It's coming from inside.
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OK, well, now,
don't read into this.
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I am just drinking some water.
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I just don't know
what to do, baby.
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We have no team spirit.
We have no rival.
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So we have nothing
that bonds us, you know?
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Well, good thing
you're coming to play us
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at our homecoming game
next week.
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That way,
your team can see what
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real school spirit looks like.
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I just can't believe
I have to go back
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to Sammy Davis Sr. Junior,
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and I don't even have
my revenge body yet.
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Honey, you were born
with a revenge body.
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And speaking of revenge,
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that tomahawk's doing a number
on my belly.
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Well, Boonie,
you're not really making me
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feel better about my life.
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Your life is great,
all right?
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You get to visit
your old stomping grounds,
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and you get to see your husband
win a football game
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just like the good old days.
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What makes you think
you're gonna win?
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Because I've never lost
a homecoming game
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at Sammy Davis Sr.
Junior College.
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OK, but that's when
I was cheering for you,
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and now I'm gonna
be cheering against you.
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Well, look at this.
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Seems like something's
gotta give.
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Uh-oh, this is the real deal.
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Ooh, breathe through
the mouth, baby.
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We're coming for you, babe.
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You don't have any idea
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what my cheerleaders
are capable of.
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Hello?
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You have an incoming call
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from Headltston
County Jail from...
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Peaches.
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Didn't I say
no more fight club?
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That wasn't fight club.
That was me fighting at a club.
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- Are you in a gang?
- No.
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It's just a loose association
of like-minded youth
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who defend our turf
and demand loyalty.
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OK, well,
you have that already.
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It's called cheer.
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Peaches, you have got to get
on the good foot, honey.
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You are my star flyer now,
and that means responsibility.
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Get your feet off the dash.
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And that means
no more fighting, yeah?
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You get arrested one more time,
you're off the team.
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Matter of fact, you know what?
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Get on out.
Find your own way home.
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- Seriously?
- Did I stutter? Go.
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Fine.
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I know that seems harsh,
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but as a coach, it is my job
to teach her responsibility
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and to keep her safe.
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Peaches.
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Peaches, get off that bike.
Not with him.
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Peaches!
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Six, seven, dip.
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One, two, three, four,
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five, six, seven, hit.
One.
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All right,
y'all pop off on your own.
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Listen up, y'all.
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Barring another school
getting swallowed
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into the ground...
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We made a donation.
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#EastSouthOklahomaStrong.
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We are gonna be cheering today
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at Sammy Davis Sr. Junior
College's homecoming.
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You're gonna see a lot
of team spirit there.
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Am I right, Dimarcus?
252
00:09:29,481 --> 00:09:30,960
I can't wait to see
my former teammates.
253
00:09:30,961 --> 00:09:35,225
You got JT, TJ, PJ, PJ Jr.,
White Eric, Black Eric.
254
00:09:35,226 --> 00:09:36,662
You know, cheer is fine.
255
00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:38,141
But in football, you get
to hang out with your boys,
256
00:09:38,142 --> 00:09:40,491
and that's exactly why I even--
257
00:09:40,492 --> 00:09:43,625
What are you looking at?
258
00:09:43,626 --> 00:09:44,801
Nothing.
259
00:09:47,369 --> 00:09:48,412
What was I saying?
260
00:09:48,413 --> 00:09:50,110
You were talking
about your boys.
261
00:09:50,111 --> 00:09:51,415
Right.
262
00:09:51,416 --> 00:09:53,113
Did I mention Asian Eric?
That guy is crazy.
263
00:09:53,114 --> 00:09:54,288
I'm back!
264
00:09:54,289 --> 00:09:55,681
- What are you doing here?
- Krystal!
265
00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:58,162
I thought you were still
on "Love Island Poland."
266
00:10:04,081 --> 00:10:07,910
I thought it was more important
to be here with my team.
267
00:10:07,911 --> 00:10:09,651
- Aw, babe.
- That's cute.
268
00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:10,870
Sweet.
269
00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:12,175
And if anyone asks,
270
00:10:12,176 --> 00:10:13,916
Aleksy Wisniewski
is a deceptive little bitch.
271
00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:15,222
- Oh.
- Oh.
272
00:10:15,223 --> 00:10:17,267
Uh, how are you feeling
about going back
273
00:10:17,268 --> 00:10:18,486
to Sammy Davis Sr. Junior?
274
00:10:18,487 --> 00:10:19,966
- I feel great.
- Oh.
275
00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:21,576
I'm not going.
276
00:10:21,577 --> 00:10:23,752
My momager and dadager said
it won't be good for my brand
277
00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:26,712
if I go back to the team
I left and am not beloved.
278
00:10:26,713 --> 00:10:29,540
Plus, I started an Insta
for my feet,
279
00:10:29,541 --> 00:10:31,934
and it's taking up
a lot of my time,
280
00:10:31,935 --> 00:10:35,198
which you can follow
@kry$tal$littlepiggie$.
281
00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:38,811
OK, well, everybody who's
not pimping their feet,
282
00:10:38,812 --> 00:10:40,377
just come on with me.
283
00:10:40,378 --> 00:10:41,771
OK.
- Yikes.
284
00:10:44,687 --> 00:10:46,035
all: ♪ S! D!
S-J-C! ♪
285
00:10:46,036 --> 00:10:47,646
♪ Go, Foxes, go!
286
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:50,083
Welcome to Sammy Davis Sr.
Junior College homecoming.
287
00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:51,780
Stick around for
the halftime show,
288
00:10:51,781 --> 00:10:53,303
where we will be
giving last year's
289
00:10:53,304 --> 00:10:56,480
cheerleading team their
national championship rings.
290
00:10:56,481 --> 00:10:58,395
I get my ring.
Oh!
291
00:10:58,396 --> 00:11:01,529
See, this is what school
spirit really feels like.
292
00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:04,967
We do have our fan base too.
293
00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:07,927
Honestly, that's not too shabby
for an 80-mile commute.
294
00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:13,149
Go say hi.
295
00:11:13,150 --> 00:11:14,108
He's working.
296
00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:17,458
Yo, you want some of this?
297
00:11:17,459 --> 00:11:20,591
Holden, baby!
298
00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:24,770
Oh.
299
00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:26,293
Hi.
300
00:11:26,294 --> 00:11:28,512
Uh, hi.
301
00:11:28,513 --> 00:11:31,472
- Bye.
- Bye.
302
00:11:31,473 --> 00:11:32,778
Oh, my God, you're blushing.
303
00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:34,649
You're blushing!
304
00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:36,042
I'm not blushing.
305
00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:37,086
We made red at
the Candy Button Factory
306
00:11:37,087 --> 00:11:39,306
and no one opened the windows.
307
00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:44,485
Please rise
for our national anthem.
308
00:11:46,662 --> 00:11:49,316
Buttons, let's go.
309
00:11:49,317 --> 00:11:51,405
I wonder where Tammy is.
310
00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:52,711
Bless her heart.
311
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,364
She probably wanted me
to have the spotlight.
312
00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:55,670
Hi, y'all.
313
00:11:55,671 --> 00:11:57,280
I'm so sorry
I can't be there in person,
314
00:11:57,281 --> 00:12:00,806
but I'm battling a cold.
315
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,024
But it's probably
for the best,
316
00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:03,330
because I do not want
to steal focus
317
00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:05,593
from the important events
of the day.
318
00:12:05,594 --> 00:12:08,814
So in honor of homecoming,
and of course, our country,
319
00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:10,816
I'm going to try to muster
the energy
320
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,774
to sing the nation anthem...
321
00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:14,254
OK.
322
00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:15,821
Of America.
323
00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:20,303
♪ O, say, can you see
324
00:12:20,304 --> 00:12:24,177
♪ By the dawn's early light
325
00:12:24,178 --> 00:12:28,268
♪ What so proudly we hailed
326
00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:32,359
♪ At the twilight's
last gleaming ♪
327
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:37,625
♪ O, say does
that star-spangled ♪
328
00:12:37,626 --> 00:12:39,975
♪ Banner
329
00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:43,500
♪ Yet wave
330
00:12:43,501 --> 00:12:46,547
♪ O'er the land of
331
00:12:46,548 --> 00:12:51,030
♪ The free
332
00:12:51,031 --> 00:12:52,988
Wow.
333
00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:58,559
♪ And the home
of the brave ♪
334
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:03,085
♪ On the shore
335
00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:04,870
- Oh, there's more.
- ♪ Dimly seen
336
00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:09,570
♪ Through the mists
of the deep ♪
337
00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:12,529
♪ O'er the land of
338
00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:17,405
♪ The free
339
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:21,495
♪ And the home
340
00:13:21,496 --> 00:13:24,890
♪ Of the
341
00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:26,848
♪ Brave
342
00:13:28,938 --> 00:13:32,201
♪ And where is that band
343
00:13:32,202 --> 00:13:35,030
♪ Who so vauntingly swore
344
00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:37,076
- Is she making this up?
- ♪ That the havoc of
345
00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:40,122
♪ O'er the land of
346
00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:46,607
♪ The free
347
00:13:46,608 --> 00:13:49,479
♪ And the home
348
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:53,048
♪ Of the
349
00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:57,009
♪ Brave
350
00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:04,320
♪ O, thus be it ever
351
00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:07,106
♪ Free
352
00:14:07,107 --> 00:14:09,717
♪ And the home
353
00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:13,808
♪ Of the
354
00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:17,943
♪ Brave
355
00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:19,683
Play American football!
356
00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:22,251
- OK!
- Whoo! Play ball!
357
00:14:22,252 --> 00:14:24,906
Girl knows how to milk
a moment, I tell you.
358
00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:27,430
♪ You're a grand old flag
359
00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:28,823
♪ You're a high-flying flag
360
00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:31,521
♪ And forever in peace
may you wave ♪
361
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,569
Yeah! Yeah!
362
00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:37,919
Just wanted to wish you
good luck today, Coach.
363
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,834
You too, Coach.
I'm not gonna need it.
364
00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:40,966
We're about to cheer so hard,
365
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:42,228
you're not gonna know
what hit you.
366
00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:43,664
All right, then.
Let's play some football.
367
00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:44,752
All right.
368
00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:46,232
I'd smack you
on the backside,
369
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:47,363
but I'm only allowed to do that
to my players, so...
370
00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:48,409
- That's a good call, Coach.
- Mm.
371
00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:51,193
Ooh, doggy.
372
00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:53,065
All right, y'all.
373
00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:54,849
I got a little mini-rivalry
going on with my husband,
374
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:57,330
so what do you say we cheer
our team to victory, yeah?
375
00:14:57,331 --> 00:14:59,332
All right.
Five, six...
376
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:03,945
78, and Headltston 0
at the half.
377
00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:07,862
Can we leave?
378
00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:10,473
No, we've got another half.
379
00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:12,389
Yo, yo, yo, my boys!
380
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:17,306
What's going on?
381
00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:19,352
Yo.
White Eric, what gives, man?
382
00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:21,354
We're not allowed
to talk to you.
383
00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:22,355
Why?
384
00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:23,573
It's part of
our superstition.
385
00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:24,748
You're the reason
for our winning streak.
386
00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:26,359
We haven't lost a game
since you left.
387
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,143
- But you're my boys.
- Sorry, bro.
388
00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:30,015
This conversation
did not happen.
389
00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:31,886
Do not tell Asian Eric.
You know he's crazy.
390
00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:33,061
- Tell me what?
- Oh!
391
00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:35,324
Nothing. Nothing baby.
Let's go.
392
00:15:35,325 --> 00:15:36,325
Good game.
393
00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:42,027
- Coach.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
394
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:43,811
- Let's crush this team.
- That is the spirit.
395
00:15:43,812 --> 00:15:45,030
Honey, cheer your heart out.
396
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:46,248
Cheer doesn't
win football games.
397
00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:47,380
I know you didn't
just say that to me.
398
00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:48,642
I know every play
they're gonna run.
399
00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:49,773
You let me call it out
so our team can win.
400
00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:51,079
First of all,
that's cheating.
401
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,211
Second of all,
why don't you use this energy
402
00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:53,603
and focus on bonding
with your team?
403
00:15:53,604 --> 00:15:55,997
- That sucks.
- Well, sometimes life sucks.
404
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:58,260
That hasn't been
my experience.
405
00:15:58,261 --> 00:15:59,392
Oh.
406
00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:01,220
Krystal!
I thought you weren't coming.
407
00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:03,570
My parents wanted me
to get my championship ring.
408
00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:04,658
Aw.
409
00:16:04,659 --> 00:16:05,572
So I could sell it.
410
00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:06,703
Aw.
411
00:16:06,704 --> 00:16:08,140
Please join me in honoring
412
00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:10,751
last year's national
championship cheer squad!
413
00:16:10,752 --> 00:16:12,709
This is the spirit
I'm trying to bring back
414
00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:14,755
to Headle-toon
and my cheer team.
415
00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:17,192
Although, if I'm being honest,
being back here,
416
00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:19,934
it feels like my homecoming.
417
00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:21,892
Starting with the coach...
418
00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:28,160
Are they booing me?
419
00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:29,422
I'm pretty sure they're
just saying Boon,
420
00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:30,597
because they saw me
walk up, baby.
421
00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:31,946
Oh.
422
00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:34,688
And current coach
of our conference rival,
423
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:36,168
Courteney Potter.
424
00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:44,393
Boon's wife!
425
00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:46,134
Are you kidding me?
426
00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:49,094
We're gonna wipe this school
off the map!
427
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:50,443
But our hearts do weep
428
00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:52,097
for the sunken ones
of East South Oklahoma.
429
00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:53,403
May they rise again.
430
00:16:57,886 --> 00:16:59,800
Girl,
they did not just boo you.
431
00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:01,236
Nobody talks [bleep]
about our coach
432
00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:02,716
except us after practice.
433
00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:04,413
And that one time
you wore khakis.
434
00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:05,414
Allegedly.
435
00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:07,547
Not the time, Sally.
436
00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:09,766
And that was a beige jean.
- Of course.
437
00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:11,768
Dimarcus, do you really
know every play
438
00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:13,422
that SDSJC's gonna run?
- Hell, yeah.
439
00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:14,597
I had to know the plays
440
00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:15,555
so I can always
end up with the ball.
441
00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:16,599
All right.
442
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,210
No matter what happens,
443
00:17:18,211 --> 00:17:20,690
do not learn any lessons from
me for the next 30 minutes.
444
00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:23,954
OK, girl.
445
00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:25,260
all: Break!
446
00:17:27,002 --> 00:17:29,612
- Run the safety blitz.
- All right, y'all.
447
00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:30,961
Everybody...
448
00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:32,093
all:
♪ Shake your [bleep]!
449
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:34,182
♪ Watch out
for the safety blitz! ♪
450
00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:36,489
♪ Everybody
shake your [bleep]! ♪
451
00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:38,708
♪ Watch out
for the safety blitz! ♪
452
00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:40,841
♪ Everybody
shake your [bleep]! ♪
453
00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:43,061
♪ Watch out
for the safety blitz! ♪
454
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,627
♪ Everybody
shake your [bleep]! ♪
455
00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:46,412
Audible, audible!
456
00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:47,369
Hey, they know we're coming.
457
00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:48,457
They're--
audible, audible!
458
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:49,589
They know the play!
- Hike, hike!
459
00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:50,765
Hike!
460
00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:53,767
Number one, number one!
Get him!
461
00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:54,899
No, no, no, no!
462
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,162
Oh!
463
00:18:04,866 --> 00:18:06,475
Jeez!
464
00:18:11,351 --> 00:18:12,655
I did that!
465
00:18:12,656 --> 00:18:14,093
All you Erics can suck it!
466
00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:18,139
- Oh!
- Oh.
467
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,272
Oh, no, you didn't!
468
00:18:20,273 --> 00:18:21,621
Roll, Buttons, roll!
469
00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:23,188
♪ We are vibing
470
00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:26,452
Looks like
we found our rival.
471
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,067
Ooh!
472
00:18:33,068 --> 00:18:35,200
♪ Yeah, 'cause we vibing
473
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:36,418
Hey!
No, ma'am.
474
00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:37,724
Please let me go out there.
475
00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:38,725
None of these cheerleaders
know how to fight.
476
00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:39,857
Absolutely not.
477
00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:44,383
Do not get hurt or caught.
478
00:18:44,384 --> 00:18:45,732
♪ We are vibing
479
00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:47,212
♪ You know that I like it
480
00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:48,387
Get out there.
481
00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:49,562
♪ Yeah,
'cause we are vibing ♪
482
00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:50,606
I saw you were about
to hold the ball.
483
00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:51,738
Uh, yes.
484
00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:54,393
I bet that was
going to be very good.
485
00:18:54,394 --> 00:18:55,872
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
486
00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:57,047
Yeah.
487
00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:58,527
Uh, would you like
to go out sometime?
488
00:18:58,528 --> 00:18:59,572
- Yes, please, yeah.
- Yeah?
489
00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:01,226
- Oh, yes. Yeah.
- Oh, sick!
490
00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:02,357
Ah!
491
00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:04,838
Looks like
someone has a date.
492
00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:06,622
It's me!
I have a date.
493
00:19:06,623 --> 00:19:08,015
Saturday!
494
00:19:08,016 --> 00:19:09,234
Get over here!
Get over here!
495
00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:10,887
Saturday is free.
496
00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:16,371
Help!
497
00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:23,900
[bleep] yeah!
498
00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:25,598
Cheer builds team spirit.
499
00:19:25,599 --> 00:19:27,687
It allows kids
to express themselves
500
00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:29,254
in ways they normally can't.
501
00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:30,951
But most importantly,
502
00:19:30,952 --> 00:19:32,866
it's about knowing
somebody always has your back.
503
00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:37,523
Sammy Davis is disqualified
for attacking the cheerleaders.
504
00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:38,698
Headltston wins!
505
00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:40,439
No! No!
506
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,092
Yeah!
507
00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:48,577
Yeah!
Oh, my gosh!
508
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,494
You can't beat
the spirit of this place.
509
00:19:54,018 --> 00:19:55,280
Yeah!
510
00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:57,760
Let's go!
511
00:19:57,761 --> 00:20:00,110
They say you can
never go home again.
512
00:20:00,111 --> 00:20:01,242
Oh!
513
00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:02,678
And in this case,
they're right.
514
00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:03,853
I have been banned
from Sammy Davis Sr. Junior
515
00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:04,942
pending appeal.
516
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:11,252
How was the kale?
517
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:12,645
I pretty much hated it,
but guess what I hated more?
518
00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:14,603
- The garbanzos?
- Is that a real thing?
519
00:20:14,604 --> 00:20:15,822
I thought
the corn had gone bad.
520
00:20:15,823 --> 00:20:17,084
No, that's a real bean.
521
00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:19,869
No, what I hated
was actually seeing you
522
00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:21,436
cheer for another team.
523
00:20:21,437 --> 00:20:22,959
Made me a little bit jealous.
524
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,613
- Did it now?
- Yes, it did.
525
00:20:24,614 --> 00:20:27,137
Also didn't love that
you were calling out my plays.
526
00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:30,053
OK, well, I am sorry
about that, but I just--
527
00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:34,449
I couldn't stand being booed
at a place that was--
528
00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:36,321
you know, that was my home.
529
00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:37,974
Oh, my love.
530
00:20:37,975 --> 00:20:39,802
If it makes you
feel any better,
531
00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:41,891
SDSJC was never your home.
532
00:20:41,892 --> 00:20:43,284
Boon, it does not.
533
00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:44,981
What I'm saying is
it doesn't matter
534
00:20:44,982 --> 00:20:47,288
what school you're at,
because your home
535
00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:49,160
is right here with me.
536
00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:51,249
Oh, Boonie.
537
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,772
Come on.
538
00:20:52,773 --> 00:20:53,773
Mm.
539
00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:57,429
Hold on.
540
00:20:57,430 --> 00:21:00,301
Uh-oh, it's getting serious.
541
00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:02,956
Boys, there's about
40-odd pounds of steak
542
00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:04,087
in the garage freezer.
543
00:21:04,088 --> 00:21:05,088
Why don't y'all
help yourselves?
544
00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:06,438
Yeah, yeah.
But not too much.
545
00:21:06,439 --> 00:21:07,656
Leave--leave some of it.
- Please take most of it.
546
00:21:07,657 --> 00:21:08,744
Let's keep it to about
8 ounces a person.
547
00:21:08,745 --> 00:21:09,702
No, listen,
quit thinking about steak.
548
00:21:09,703 --> 00:21:10,703
OK, you got--ow, ow, ow!
549
00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:12,052
- Ooh.
- Sorry, no.
550
00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:13,706
It's just that your mascot
kicked my ass, so...
551
00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:14,881
Ooh, you still smell
like the dumpster
552
00:21:14,882 --> 00:21:16,448
at an Outback Steakhouse.
553
00:21:16,449 --> 00:21:17,840
That gonna be a problem?
554
00:21:17,841 --> 00:21:20,365
- I'ma play through.
- God, I love you.
555
00:21:21,889 --> 00:21:23,542
Mama, look!
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