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(groaning)
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(coughing)
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(upbeat rock music)
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(door banging)
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Somebody's in here, motherfucker!
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Then hurry the fuck up!
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(groaning)
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(bubbling)
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(groaning)
(farting)
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(sighing)
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Hey Shero, what's taking so long?
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You fall in?
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I'm almost done.
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(groaning)
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What the?
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Where's the fuckin' toilet paper?
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I'm gonna have to piss off
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the fucking balcony, get
the fuck out of there!
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(laughing)
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Get out of there!
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Come on, damn it!
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(banging)
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(groaning)
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(slam)
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You selfish jerk.
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(splashing)
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(groans)
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Learn to flush, goddammit.
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(cackling)
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You think life's like a cartoon?
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It's hard for us birds, too.
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Rubbish, people give you bread,
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they give me poison.
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I'm sick of this shit.
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You're still here?
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Tell me, what's he bitching about now?
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Feelin' sorry for himself, Shero.
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Says life is unfair.
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That being a rat's really fucked up.
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Oh, I told you to stop using that word!
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What word?
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"Rat", or "fucked up"?
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It's rat, you asshat.
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(laughing)
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Hey, cut the crap.
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Decisions have to be
made for tonight's party,
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is it gonna be fish or beef?
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Ooh, I know, what was
that second thing, again?
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Was it fish?
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Was it fish?
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Yes, it was fish, but you don't know
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how to fish, do you?
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You know I can't swim,
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I'm a land gull.
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You wanna go drown?
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Be my guest.
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Shut the fuck up, I'll get the fish,
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you get the booze.
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Get off your lazy asses,
and get on it, hopeless.
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Okay, okay, but I gotta warn you,
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it's gonna be hard without cash.
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Stop making excuses,
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do I look like I care?
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You're a thief, so go out and
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fucking steal some.
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(classical cello music)
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What's that?
Eh?
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Looks like this is our
cue to get out of here.
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Enjoy the music.
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(scoffs)
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Let's go now.
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Fuck, I hate this town.
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(upbeat rock music)
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(whoosh)
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(classical cello music)
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(snoring)
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(rattling)
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Shero!
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Yo, Shero!
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Buddy!
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Shero!
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Shero!
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Shero, where are you!
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(groaning)
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What the hell?
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You call that shit music?
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A deaf and dumb choir would sound better!
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Fuck you.
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It sounds like your
mama gave up the cello,
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took up the chain saw, and used it to
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saw through her fat ass!
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Shut your cat flap!
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(thud)
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Hey Shero, it's me, boss!
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Who is it?
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Shero!
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Boss!
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It's Blackie, you gotta come, right away!
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It's the most beautiful
thing I've ever seen!
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She's the cat's meow to your howl,
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she's the, that's only
if you're interested,
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I mean, of course.
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What do you think?
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Pedigree?
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Oh, yeah.
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Siamese, clean, soft, curvy, real classy.
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Like me. (laughs)
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Well, I guess it'll be a while before
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they get back with the fun stuff,
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so yeah, why not?
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Siamese, huh?
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Are they the ones with the flat nose
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and the bushy tail?
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No, no, no, they're prudes.
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These ones have the velvet boots,
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real sexy.
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Oh, do you think she'll like my fine ass?
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You betcha, how could she possibly say no?
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No cram jam here bro,
she's prime cat tenderloin,
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ready for roasting.
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(groaning)
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But you gotta come now, or she'll be gone.
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(frenzied orchestral music)
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(ripping)
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(clanking)
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Hey, can't you learn
some respect, fat kitty?
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You cut off my credit,
and you want respect?
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Stupid Old Spice.
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(clanging)
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No credit for you ever again.
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(cheerful instrumental music)
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One day karma will catch up with you.
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Excuse me, sir.
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I'm looking for someone?
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What am I, the information centre?
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Use your phone like the other kids, okay?
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Hey, ah.
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Tell me what she likes,
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I've got a party to plan, so I wanna skip
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the small talk, and get
straight to the point.
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Oh, a party, can I come?
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Just tell me.
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Oh man, you'll love her.
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They call her Princess, she's all curves.
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A tight little fur ball built for comfort,
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not for speed.
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(chattering)
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Just lay back and enjoy the ride,
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all she will say is, "Ride, Shero, ride."
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Ah, you did that so good,
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I almost came in my fur.
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(laughing)
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All part of the service.
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Did you know I'm starting Furbook,
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the cat on cat hookup app?
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Blackie, you went back to pimping?
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(laughing)
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No, no, this is legit.
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Do you know how hard it is to get laid
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in this city?
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Even in season, the
pedigrees find husbands,
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and we get a piece of the action.
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(growls)
(yelps)
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Are you gonna have booze at the party?
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Of course, I got it all under control.
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Ah, one hundred percent
proof, at five o'clock.
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(clinking)
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(glass smashes)
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(groaning)
(aerosol hissing)
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(ominous music)
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(frenzied orchestral music)
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(clinking)
(groaning)
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(whoosh)
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(crunch)
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(screams)
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(thwack)
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Shit, I lost it!
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(giggles)
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Nice cologne.
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What is it, Eau de Rodente?
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Shut up!
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Chill, dude.
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I gotta say, it's an improvement.
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Yeah, right, shut the fuck up and fly!
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Anybody ever tell you,
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you've got a negative attitude?
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Yes, and I'm positive you're an idiot!
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(meowing)
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Purr, kitty, purr.
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They say this breed dates
back 2000 years to China.
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Only an emperor could have her.
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So, of course, I thought
of you, my friend.
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I also thought maybe you
should have a new name.
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Chairman Meow.
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(meowing)
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(yawning)
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Hello, my little Princess.
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(smooching)
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You are so cute, I want to eat you up,
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and kiss your kissy face.
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(purring)
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Aww, look what you did, you signed it.
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Oh shit, I'm late again.
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(meowing)
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Not now.
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I have to go. (smooching)
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Okay, Princess, I'll be back soon.
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You be a good girl while I'm gone.
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Come on.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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(groaning)
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(upbeat music)
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(moaning)
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(slurping)
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(smack)
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Hey baby, I'm Shero.
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Let's get busy.
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Let's move.
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(screeching meow)
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What the?
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Flying fur, ay, ay, ay.
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I think she likes me.
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(meowing)
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(clunking)
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(smash)
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00:11:15,816 --> 00:11:17,722
(electricity zapping)
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00:11:17,722 --> 00:11:19,307
Ah, what just happened!
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00:11:19,307 --> 00:11:20,141
Ugh!
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She could have just said no.
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(suspenseful music)
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Shit, what have we done?
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(patting)
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Is she dead?
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Oh man!
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(yelping)
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Shero, Shero, Shero, quickly, let's go!
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(phone ringing)
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Don't panic, it's not our fault!
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She obviously had intimacy issues.
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(tapping)
(gasps)
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He's back!
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Shit.
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(humming)
(clanging)
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(groaning)
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(clanking)
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00:12:03,294 --> 00:12:04,483
Okay, okay.
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Hang on.
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00:12:08,183 --> 00:12:09,017
Princess?
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00:12:09,906 --> 00:12:11,018
Hello?
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Princess?
251
00:12:14,073 --> 00:12:14,992
Sweetheart?
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Princess!
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No! (crying)
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Princess, Princess, Princess, my baby.
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(sobs)
256
00:12:28,904 --> 00:12:31,573
No!
(whooshing)
257
00:12:39,716 --> 00:12:41,199
Eh, he's losing it,
258
00:12:41,199 --> 00:12:43,701
we gotta get out of here, now!
259
00:12:45,266 --> 00:12:46,811
(clinking)
260
00:12:46,811 --> 00:12:48,100
Wake up.
261
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:51,737
(slam)
(huffs)
262
00:12:51,737 --> 00:12:53,990
(growling)
263
00:12:56,311 --> 00:12:58,221
(slam)
264
00:12:58,221 --> 00:13:00,244
Oh, it was an accident!
265
00:13:00,244 --> 00:13:01,745
We just, she just!
266
00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:04,188
Tell him, Shero!
267
00:13:04,188 --> 00:13:06,605
I swear, it's the truth! (cries)
268
00:13:06,605 --> 00:13:07,687
That's enough!
269
00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:08,521
(whoosh)
270
00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:09,354
(thwack)
271
00:13:09,354 --> 00:13:11,019
(screams)
(groans)
272
00:13:11,019 --> 00:13:12,521
Oh, I'm hit, Shero.
273
00:13:13,878 --> 00:13:15,513
(sombre orchestral music)
274
00:13:15,513 --> 00:13:16,364
Blackie?
275
00:13:16,364 --> 00:13:18,616
Buddy, tell the boys that
276
00:13:20,799 --> 00:13:23,884
I died as I lived, three inches deep.
277
00:13:25,062 --> 00:13:26,729
(groans)
278
00:13:26,729 --> 00:13:29,631
♫ Oh say can you see, la la
279
00:13:29,631 --> 00:13:30,988
(thud)
280
00:13:30,988 --> 00:13:33,073
(growls)
281
00:13:34,311 --> 00:13:35,741
(yells)
282
00:13:35,741 --> 00:13:39,912
(thwacking)
(yelling)
283
00:13:44,061 --> 00:13:46,063
(crash)
284
00:13:48,352 --> 00:13:50,437
(whoosh)
285
00:13:52,121 --> 00:13:53,734
(screams)
286
00:13:53,734 --> 00:13:55,766
(yells)
287
00:13:55,766 --> 00:13:58,017
(thudding)
288
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:04,346
(crash)
289
00:14:04,346 --> 00:14:08,517
(thudding)
(groaning)
290
00:14:09,526 --> 00:14:11,755
(screaming)
291
00:14:11,755 --> 00:14:13,901
(thud)
(squish)
292
00:14:13,901 --> 00:14:15,775
(groaning)
(thud)
293
00:14:15,775 --> 00:14:17,194
I need a drink.
294
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,831
(eerie music)
295
00:14:25,768 --> 00:14:27,930
Shero.
296
00:14:27,930 --> 00:14:29,086
Shero!
297
00:14:29,086 --> 00:14:30,132
Shero?
298
00:14:30,132 --> 00:14:31,651
Where are you?
299
00:14:31,651 --> 00:14:33,403
Where is he?
300
00:14:34,571 --> 00:14:36,114
Where the fuck is he?
301
00:14:36,114 --> 00:14:36,947
Whoo!
302
00:14:38,409 --> 00:14:39,928
Hey, you tell him, okay?
303
00:14:39,928 --> 00:14:41,501
I sure don't want to.
304
00:14:41,501 --> 00:14:42,788
I won't have to tell him,
305
00:14:42,788 --> 00:14:44,706
he'll know, he always does.
306
00:14:44,706 --> 00:14:47,102
Yeah.
307
00:14:47,102 --> 00:14:48,254
That's true.
308
00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:50,753
(relaxed generic store music)
309
00:14:50,753 --> 00:14:52,409
Hey, Shero.
310
00:14:52,409 --> 00:14:54,744
I've got a surprise for you.
311
00:14:54,744 --> 00:14:56,316
Get out of my face, old man.
312
00:14:56,316 --> 00:14:59,270
I'm in no mood for surprises today.
313
00:14:59,270 --> 00:15:01,022
No, no, trust me.
314
00:15:01,022 --> 00:15:02,874
You'll love this one.
315
00:15:02,874 --> 00:15:05,319
So, you've finally come to your senses.
316
00:15:05,319 --> 00:15:07,669
Great, gimme a beer.
317
00:15:07,669 --> 00:15:08,570
Hey, what?
318
00:15:08,570 --> 00:15:09,404
No.
319
00:15:09,404 --> 00:15:10,307
(rustling)
(groaning)
320
00:15:10,307 --> 00:15:11,637
No, not that, paws off.
321
00:15:11,637 --> 00:15:14,115
Ah, look who's here.
322
00:15:14,115 --> 00:15:15,458
(whimsical music)
323
00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:16,758
What's that?
324
00:15:16,758 --> 00:15:18,843
Hello, my name is Taco.
325
00:15:21,737 --> 00:15:22,895
Papa.
326
00:15:22,895 --> 00:15:24,349
It's talking to me.
327
00:15:24,349 --> 00:15:26,067
What are you talking about?
328
00:15:26,067 --> 00:15:29,403
He looks just like you, it's incredible.
329
00:15:30,374 --> 00:15:32,959
Since when do cats have sons?
330
00:15:37,791 --> 00:15:40,044
(whimpers)
331
00:15:42,794 --> 00:15:44,022
Trust me, kid.
332
00:15:44,022 --> 00:15:46,685
You're better off without him.
333
00:15:46,685 --> 00:15:48,187
He's a lost cause.
334
00:15:53,599 --> 00:15:55,250
Ah, there he is.
335
00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:56,873
He's empty-handed, too.
336
00:15:57,907 --> 00:15:59,009
Ugh, that's great.
337
00:15:59,009 --> 00:16:01,568
But it means we're gonna starve tonight,
338
00:16:01,568 --> 00:16:03,487
and you call me an idiot.
339
00:16:03,487 --> 00:16:05,739
(thudding)
340
00:16:06,724 --> 00:16:08,803
(sniffs loudly)
341
00:16:08,803 --> 00:16:09,829
Please come, Son.
342
00:16:09,829 --> 00:16:12,023
You can't cancel at the last minute.
343
00:16:12,023 --> 00:16:13,305
(whoosh)
344
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:14,926
But it's only once a year.
345
00:16:14,926 --> 00:16:16,049
(suspenseful music)
346
00:16:16,049 --> 00:16:18,126
I have your favourite ready.
347
00:16:18,126 --> 00:16:21,678
Please reconsider, we're having fish.
348
00:16:21,678 --> 00:16:22,740
(laughs)
349
00:16:22,740 --> 00:16:24,992
It's already in the fridge.
350
00:16:28,974 --> 00:16:32,081
It's been so long since
we've sit in, come.
351
00:16:32,081 --> 00:16:33,385
(slash)
352
00:16:33,385 --> 00:16:35,346
(crashing)
(splat)
353
00:16:35,346 --> 00:16:37,347
Wait, who, who is there?
354
00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:43,222
(gasps)
355
00:16:52,535 --> 00:16:53,369
Stop it!
356
00:16:54,224 --> 00:16:57,050
Where did that come from?
357
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:59,922
I got the fish, start pouring the booze.
358
00:16:59,922 --> 00:17:02,091
It's time for us to drink.
359
00:17:06,482 --> 00:17:08,150
What's wrong, bro?
360
00:17:09,084 --> 00:17:10,720
He didn't make it.
361
00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:12,236
(splat)
362
00:17:12,236 --> 00:17:13,154
Who's he?
363
00:17:14,918 --> 00:17:17,336
You know, Blackie the pimp.
364
00:17:18,937 --> 00:17:21,111
(sizzling)
365
00:17:21,111 --> 00:17:22,747
Slain like a dog.
366
00:17:22,747 --> 00:17:24,466
May he rest in peace.
367
00:17:24,466 --> 00:17:27,459
Let's put a glass out for my friend.
368
00:17:27,459 --> 00:17:29,774
Hey, where's the booze?
369
00:17:29,774 --> 00:17:32,482
Uh, we couldn't find any.
370
00:17:32,482 --> 00:17:34,515
It's so dry, birds are building nests
371
00:17:34,515 --> 00:17:36,135
with razor wire.
372
00:17:36,135 --> 00:17:37,538
(laughs nervously)
373
00:17:37,538 --> 00:17:40,454
There's nothing, nada, zip.
374
00:17:40,454 --> 00:17:41,733
You're a moron!
375
00:17:41,733 --> 00:17:43,378
But what's your excuse?
376
00:17:43,378 --> 00:17:44,635
We don't work for you!
377
00:17:44,635 --> 00:17:46,158
We are supposed to be friends,
378
00:17:46,158 --> 00:17:49,109
but Mr. My Jaw is Twice
the Size of My Head
379
00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:51,885
couldn't give a shit what
we went through today.
380
00:17:51,885 --> 00:17:53,478
Too right, I don't care.
381
00:17:53,478 --> 00:17:55,227
Screw it, I'm out of here.
382
00:17:55,227 --> 00:17:58,037
You ungrateful son of a she-cat hag!
383
00:17:58,037 --> 00:18:00,164
We bust our asses for you,
384
00:18:00,164 --> 00:18:01,935
and all you can do is insult us!
385
00:18:01,935 --> 00:18:03,797
What the fuck is wrong with you?
386
00:18:03,797 --> 00:18:06,907
Excuse me. (groans)
387
00:18:06,907 --> 00:18:07,866
(whimsical music)
388
00:18:07,870 --> 00:18:08,828
Heh?
389
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:10,610
Who are you?
390
00:18:10,961 --> 00:18:13,335
Ah, he looks like a mini-Shero.
391
00:18:13,335 --> 00:18:14,536
(giggles)
392
00:18:14,536 --> 00:18:16,130
The poor kid.
393
00:18:16,130 --> 00:18:18,156
(groans)
394
00:18:18,156 --> 00:18:19,340
(classical cello music)
395
00:18:19,340 --> 00:18:20,490
(glass clinking)
396
00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:22,349
(groaning)
(click)
397
00:18:22,349 --> 00:18:23,183
Yes!
398
00:18:27,109 --> 00:18:28,321
(spits)
399
00:18:28,321 --> 00:18:29,398
Water?
400
00:18:29,398 --> 00:18:30,564
(whoosh)
(clink)
401
00:18:30,564 --> 00:18:32,483
(growls)
(slam)
402
00:18:37,482 --> 00:18:38,495
(thud)
403
00:18:38,495 --> 00:18:39,383
Motherfucker!
404
00:18:39,383 --> 00:18:40,457
You drank it all.
405
00:18:40,457 --> 00:18:42,456
You know other people live here, right?
406
00:18:42,456 --> 00:18:43,468
Selfish prick.
407
00:18:43,468 --> 00:18:44,808
You ingrate.
408
00:18:44,808 --> 00:18:48,357
Cows produce more milk when
played classical music.
409
00:18:48,357 --> 00:18:52,528
Plants grow taller, but
you grow fat and ugly!
410
00:18:52,737 --> 00:18:54,474
You call that shit, "music"?
411
00:18:54,474 --> 00:18:55,562
You suck.
412
00:18:55,562 --> 00:18:57,484
You wouldn't know good music if
413
00:18:57,484 --> 00:18:59,340
it fucked you in the ass!
414
00:18:59,340 --> 00:19:00,754
Screw you, Tank!
415
00:19:00,754 --> 00:19:01,766
Shero!
416
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:02,823
And what use are you?
417
00:19:02,823 --> 00:19:04,422
You don't bother to feed me,
418
00:19:04,422 --> 00:19:06,042
or give me any booze!
419
00:19:06,042 --> 00:19:07,909
But you still stretch your fat ass around,
420
00:19:07,909 --> 00:19:10,041
claiming to be a goddamn cat lover!
421
00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:12,351
Can't I get a moment of peace?
422
00:19:12,351 --> 00:19:13,364
Just one!
423
00:19:13,364 --> 00:19:14,716
Get out of here, you loser!
424
00:19:14,716 --> 00:19:15,549
I'm a loser?
425
00:19:15,549 --> 00:19:17,258
Eh, when did you last get laid?
426
00:19:17,258 --> 00:19:19,507
You're too busy stroking your noise-maker!
427
00:19:19,507 --> 00:19:20,341
What?
428
00:19:20,341 --> 00:19:21,770
She's all you care about!
429
00:19:21,770 --> 00:19:23,145
Leave her out of this!
430
00:19:23,145 --> 00:19:25,565
Shero!
(slam)
431
00:19:27,599 --> 00:19:29,536
(whoosh)
(thwack)
432
00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:31,105
Miserable hater.
433
00:19:31,105 --> 00:19:33,138
Damn it, Shero!
434
00:19:33,138 --> 00:19:34,538
(slam)
435
00:19:34,538 --> 00:19:36,287
Look what you did to my Lulu!
436
00:19:36,287 --> 00:19:37,957
You violated her!
437
00:19:37,957 --> 00:19:40,441
(doorbell buzzing)
438
00:19:40,441 --> 00:19:41,325
Who is it!
439
00:19:41,325 --> 00:19:42,560
Fuck!
440
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,204
It's your landlord.
441
00:19:44,204 --> 00:19:48,375
That monster, hideous, man-faced (coughs)
442
00:19:49,518 --> 00:19:51,245
freak show piece of...
443
00:19:51,245 --> 00:19:52,548
(gasps)
444
00:19:52,548 --> 00:19:53,708
Huh?
445
00:19:53,708 --> 00:19:55,967
Okay, lady, let me just put this down.
446
00:19:55,967 --> 00:19:56,802
(coughs)
447
00:19:56,802 --> 00:19:58,039
What did that butt hole do now?
448
00:19:58,039 --> 00:19:58,873
Can't breathe.
449
00:19:58,873 --> 00:19:59,732
Are you okay?
450
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:00,934
Silence.
451
00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:02,934
Don't call me lady, besides,
452
00:20:02,934 --> 00:20:06,523
you're as bad as him, haven't
paid a cent in months.
453
00:20:06,523 --> 00:20:07,810
Really, you sure?
454
00:20:07,810 --> 00:20:09,101
For years and years and years and years
455
00:20:09,101 --> 00:20:11,218
and years, you have taken advantage of me.
456
00:20:11,218 --> 00:20:13,316
I've had enough, you're both evicted.
457
00:20:13,316 --> 00:20:15,464
I want you out of my apartment now!
458
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:17,755
I hope a big fat bone gets stuck in
459
00:20:17,755 --> 00:20:19,314
his throat, and he chokes.
460
00:20:19,314 --> 00:20:21,578
The little bastard stole your fish, huh?
461
00:20:21,578 --> 00:20:25,409
How about I tear him in half and stuff him
462
00:20:25,409 --> 00:20:27,954
like a muppet, as a
present to your grandson?
463
00:20:27,954 --> 00:20:30,755
(scoffs) Too little, too late.
464
00:20:30,755 --> 00:20:31,589
Please?
465
00:20:31,589 --> 00:20:32,748
Shut up.
466
00:20:32,748 --> 00:20:34,365
I can't believe I'm going to
467
00:20:34,365 --> 00:20:36,983
say (coughs) this,
468
00:20:36,983 --> 00:20:39,390
but I'll give you one more day to pay up.
469
00:20:39,390 --> 00:20:40,268
One day?
470
00:20:40,268 --> 00:20:41,101
Not my problem.
471
00:20:41,101 --> 00:20:41,935
How?
472
00:20:41,935 --> 00:20:44,149
Have it tomorrow, or I'll have the police
473
00:20:44,149 --> 00:20:45,603
throw you out on the street.
474
00:20:45,603 --> 00:20:47,781
You hear me, lowlife bum?
475
00:20:47,781 --> 00:20:50,367
Be reasonable, please?
476
00:20:50,367 --> 00:20:52,818
One day, that's it, got it?
477
00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:55,228
Okay, then, let me get the door for you.
478
00:20:55,228 --> 00:20:56,254
Goddamn it.
479
00:20:56,254 --> 00:20:58,506
(laughing)
480
00:21:01,549 --> 00:21:03,083
Why is he here?
481
00:21:03,083 --> 00:21:05,482
He's really funny, Shero.
482
00:21:05,482 --> 00:21:07,134
Where have you been hiding him?
483
00:21:07,134 --> 00:21:10,639
His sense of humour must
come from his mother.
484
00:21:10,639 --> 00:21:13,133
I don't know who the
fuck you think you are,
485
00:21:13,133 --> 00:21:14,351
but you're not wanted here.
486
00:21:14,351 --> 00:21:16,201
But, Dad, I'm your son.
487
00:21:16,201 --> 00:21:18,757
Do you have any idea
how much seed I've sown?
488
00:21:18,757 --> 00:21:19,960
It's nothing to be proud of.
489
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:21,571
Think they all call me Dad?
490
00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:22,558
Get lost.
491
00:21:22,558 --> 00:21:23,947
Chill out, Shero.
492
00:21:23,947 --> 00:21:25,209
Stay out of it.
493
00:21:25,209 --> 00:21:26,462
But, Dad.
494
00:21:26,462 --> 00:21:27,717
Get the fuck out of here.
495
00:21:27,717 --> 00:21:28,550
But--
496
00:21:28,550 --> 00:21:29,384
Get moving.
497
00:21:29,384 --> 00:21:30,460
It was so hard to find you,
498
00:21:30,460 --> 00:21:32,762
and I only just got here.
499
00:21:32,762 --> 00:21:33,596
Goodbye.
500
00:21:35,393 --> 00:21:37,015
Dude, that was harsh, even for you.
501
00:21:37,015 --> 00:21:38,006
(slam)
502
00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:39,090
What is it?
503
00:21:40,107 --> 00:21:41,691
It's time to die.
504
00:21:43,091 --> 00:21:43,991
Now!
505
00:21:43,991 --> 00:21:46,425
Your ninth life is over.
506
00:21:46,425 --> 00:21:47,258
Finito.
507
00:21:48,667 --> 00:21:50,650
You understand?
508
00:21:50,650 --> 00:21:51,775
(slam)
509
00:21:51,775 --> 00:21:53,507
What on earth is it now, Tank?
510
00:21:53,507 --> 00:21:56,500
(snarling)
511
00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:58,753
(slamming)
512
00:22:01,494 --> 00:22:03,821
Come on, they have some
things to work out.
513
00:22:03,821 --> 00:22:05,156
Yeah, no shit.
514
00:22:07,029 --> 00:22:11,200
Take and take and take!
515
00:22:12,047 --> 00:22:13,336
(slamming)
516
00:22:13,336 --> 00:22:15,166
Well, no more, cat.
517
00:22:15,166 --> 00:22:16,903
You and I are through.
518
00:22:16,903 --> 00:22:18,624
Get out of here!
519
00:22:18,624 --> 00:22:19,458
Go!
520
00:22:20,607 --> 00:22:21,566
Now!
521
00:22:21,566 --> 00:22:22,995
What are you talking about!
522
00:22:22,995 --> 00:22:25,321
You're the one that's
supposed to pay the rent!
523
00:22:25,321 --> 00:22:28,074
From now on, you're on your own!
524
00:22:29,022 --> 00:22:32,542
A stray, vagrant, bastard!
525
00:22:33,631 --> 00:22:34,466
Bastard!
526
00:22:37,035 --> 00:22:38,980
(slam)
527
00:22:38,980 --> 00:22:40,993
(slam)
(thud)
528
00:22:40,993 --> 00:22:45,002
(whoosh)
(slamming)
529
00:22:45,002 --> 00:22:47,005
(clink)
530
00:22:52,959 --> 00:22:54,416
To hell with him.
531
00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:58,587
What kind of father turns
away a nice boy like you?
532
00:22:59,010 --> 00:23:01,437
Come, live with me, you can be my kitty.
533
00:23:01,437 --> 00:23:03,881
You know I have plenty of food, yes?
534
00:23:03,881 --> 00:23:06,900
And all the milk you could ever want, huh?
535
00:23:06,900 --> 00:23:09,233
There's nothing for me here, nothing.
536
00:23:09,233 --> 00:23:12,306
I know when I'm not wanted,
537
00:23:12,306 --> 00:23:14,211
I'm getting used that.
538
00:23:14,211 --> 00:23:15,972
Thanks anyway, Semi.
539
00:23:15,972 --> 00:23:17,429
Okay, okay.
540
00:23:17,429 --> 00:23:21,046
But at least let me give you some food.
541
00:23:21,046 --> 00:23:22,686
I've lost my appetite.
542
00:23:22,686 --> 00:23:24,259
I gotta go.
543
00:23:24,259 --> 00:23:26,265
Goodbye, then.
544
00:23:26,265 --> 00:23:28,600
Take care, my little friend.
545
00:23:33,222 --> 00:23:35,076
So much for friendship.
546
00:23:35,076 --> 00:23:37,402
(coughing)
547
00:23:37,402 --> 00:23:39,781
I don't need that jerkoff.
548
00:23:39,781 --> 00:23:41,032
I'm my own man.
549
00:23:44,142 --> 00:23:46,227
He's the bastard, not me.
550
00:23:51,087 --> 00:23:54,513
I really need to get
some pussy, right now.
551
00:23:54,513 --> 00:23:56,564
(cat screeches)
(dogs barking)
552
00:23:56,564 --> 00:23:58,296
(upbeat rock music)
553
00:23:58,296 --> 00:23:59,255
(snarling)
554
00:23:59,255 --> 00:24:03,427
(bells tinkling)
(heart beating)
555
00:24:05,534 --> 00:24:07,786
(laughing)
556
00:24:13,879 --> 00:24:16,131
(laughing)
557
00:24:22,477 --> 00:24:24,979
It's the end of the road, Snow White.
558
00:24:24,979 --> 00:24:26,628
(laughs)
559
00:24:26,628 --> 00:24:28,628
You've got two choices.
560
00:24:28,628 --> 00:24:30,894
We can do this the easy way,
561
00:24:30,894 --> 00:24:32,059
or the fun way.
562
00:24:32,059 --> 00:24:32,892
(whoosh)
563
00:24:32,892 --> 00:24:34,906
Or, the hard way.
564
00:24:34,906 --> 00:24:38,502
Very hard, pun intended.
565
00:24:40,018 --> 00:24:41,018
Hey, baby.
566
00:24:43,168 --> 00:24:45,420
Looks like fun, can I join?
567
00:24:52,967 --> 00:24:54,814
What's your name?
568
00:24:54,814 --> 00:24:55,648
My name?
569
00:24:56,784 --> 00:24:58,112
Misscat.
570
00:24:58,112 --> 00:24:59,454
Misscat?
571
00:24:59,454 --> 00:25:01,872
So you're not a misses, then?
572
00:25:02,747 --> 00:25:05,220
Scram, alley cat, she's ours.
573
00:25:05,220 --> 00:25:06,344
(thud)
(slam)
574
00:25:06,344 --> 00:25:08,518
Now where were we, beautiful?
575
00:25:08,518 --> 00:25:12,604
Before we were interrupted
by these pound hounds?
576
00:25:13,763 --> 00:25:17,934
Should we get out of here
and ditch the flea bags?
577
00:25:18,771 --> 00:25:19,710
(laughs)
578
00:25:19,710 --> 00:25:20,879
You bastard.
579
00:25:22,816 --> 00:25:24,521
What did you say?
580
00:25:24,521 --> 00:25:25,775
Bastard.
581
00:25:25,775 --> 00:25:26,677
Bastard?
582
00:25:26,677 --> 00:25:28,172
Bastard!
583
00:25:28,172 --> 00:25:29,343
I'm a bastard?
584
00:25:29,343 --> 00:25:30,234
Damn right.
585
00:25:30,234 --> 00:25:31,649
So let's get this straight:
586
00:25:31,649 --> 00:25:33,055
He didn't mean it.
587
00:25:33,055 --> 00:25:34,179
Yeah, I did.
588
00:25:34,179 --> 00:25:36,303
Maybe you should take it back?
589
00:25:36,303 --> 00:25:37,281
No chance.
590
00:25:37,281 --> 00:25:38,457
I'm a bastard?
591
00:25:38,457 --> 00:25:39,527
You deaf?
592
00:25:39,527 --> 00:25:42,847
Say it one more time, you
neutered son of a mutt!
593
00:25:42,847 --> 00:25:44,153
Bastard bastard!
594
00:25:44,153 --> 00:25:47,080
Bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard.
595
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:48,519
(yells)
596
00:25:48,519 --> 00:25:50,854
(screaming)
597
00:25:53,443 --> 00:25:55,166
(beeping)
598
00:25:55,166 --> 00:25:56,223
He moved.
599
00:25:56,223 --> 00:25:58,720
You're crazy, you need to sleep.
600
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:00,879
But his heart's still beating.
601
00:26:00,879 --> 00:26:02,420
But that's impossible.
602
00:26:02,420 --> 00:26:04,018
His brain's in a jar.
603
00:26:04,018 --> 00:26:05,107
(eerie music)
604
00:26:05,107 --> 00:26:07,026
(slam)
605
00:26:12,738 --> 00:26:14,554
(beeping)
606
00:26:14,554 --> 00:26:17,823
(cymbals crashing)
607
00:26:17,823 --> 00:26:19,108
(buzzing)
608
00:26:19,108 --> 00:26:20,445
(frantic beeping)
609
00:26:20,445 --> 00:26:23,999
(electricity zapping)
610
00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:26,516
(buzzing)
(grunting)
611
00:26:26,516 --> 00:26:28,430
(shuffling)
612
00:26:28,430 --> 00:26:30,202
(screaming)
(thud)
613
00:26:30,202 --> 00:26:31,035
(splat)
(screaming)
614
00:26:31,035 --> 00:26:32,777
(screaming)
615
00:26:32,777 --> 00:26:33,643
(splat)
616
00:26:33,643 --> 00:26:35,136
(splat)
617
00:26:35,136 --> 00:26:36,170
(whoosh)
(screaming)
618
00:26:36,170 --> 00:26:38,339
(gasping)
619
00:26:39,866 --> 00:26:40,786
Princess?
620
00:26:43,050 --> 00:26:44,069
Princess.
621
00:26:44,069 --> 00:26:46,085
(eerie orchestral music)
622
00:26:46,085 --> 00:26:46,919
Princess.
623
00:26:48,726 --> 00:26:50,003
(gasping)
(whooshing)
624
00:26:50,003 --> 00:26:52,337
(screaming)
625
00:26:54,494 --> 00:26:58,665
(ominous music)
Hyaaah!
626
00:26:59,039 --> 00:27:00,183
(zapping)
627
00:27:00,183 --> 00:27:01,618
Sherooo!
628
00:27:02,658 --> 00:27:04,376
(snarling)
629
00:27:04,376 --> 00:27:06,878
(eerie music)
630
00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:09,505
Shero!
631
00:27:09,505 --> 00:27:12,542
(yelling)
(thudding)
632
00:27:13,634 --> 00:27:14,969
(suspenseful music)
633
00:27:14,969 --> 00:27:18,617
(tyres screeching)
634
00:27:18,617 --> 00:27:20,657
(crashing)
(laughing madly)
635
00:27:20,657 --> 00:27:22,909
(cracking)
636
00:27:24,554 --> 00:27:25,434
(sighing)
637
00:27:25,434 --> 00:27:26,416
My hero.
638
00:27:26,416 --> 00:27:28,084
You saved my life.
639
00:27:28,084 --> 00:27:30,067
This is a dangerous neighbourhood for
640
00:27:30,067 --> 00:27:31,270
a girl like you.
641
00:27:31,270 --> 00:27:32,104
(thud)
642
00:27:32,104 --> 00:27:33,468
So I see.
643
00:27:33,468 --> 00:27:34,842
We just moved here.
644
00:27:34,842 --> 00:27:37,006
I wanted to check out the neighbourhood,
645
00:27:37,006 --> 00:27:39,403
but then those thugs started chasing me,
646
00:27:39,403 --> 00:27:41,188
and if you didn't come along?
647
00:27:41,188 --> 00:27:43,104
No problem, at your service.
648
00:27:43,104 --> 00:27:44,773
You're so sweet.
649
00:27:44,773 --> 00:27:45,849
Really?
650
00:27:45,849 --> 00:27:47,509
(sensual jazz music)
651
00:27:47,509 --> 00:27:49,195
(thudding)
652
00:27:49,195 --> 00:27:51,198
Let's cut out the chase.
653
00:27:52,557 --> 00:27:54,031
Isn't that a little direct?
654
00:27:54,031 --> 00:27:54,956
Of course.
655
00:27:54,956 --> 00:27:56,921
We don't even know each other.
656
00:27:56,921 --> 00:27:58,688
Fine, we do it your way.
657
00:27:58,688 --> 00:28:00,124
Misscat, Shero.
658
00:28:00,124 --> 00:28:02,330
Shero, Misscat. (chuckles)
659
00:28:02,330 --> 00:28:04,707
And they say romance is dead.
660
00:28:04,707 --> 00:28:07,196
Try asking me to out on a date.
661
00:28:07,196 --> 00:28:09,297
Are you serious?
662
00:28:09,297 --> 00:28:10,969
We're cats, not people.
663
00:28:10,969 --> 00:28:13,194
We meet, we shag. (chuckles)
664
00:28:13,194 --> 00:28:16,520
Okay, Shero.
665
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:17,613
Bye bye.
666
00:28:18,939 --> 00:28:21,682
Okay, okay, okay, fine, you win.
667
00:28:21,682 --> 00:28:22,606
Misscat.
668
00:28:22,606 --> 00:28:24,241
Oh, my owner's calling me,
669
00:28:24,241 --> 00:28:25,663
it's dinner time.
670
00:28:25,663 --> 00:28:28,815
Stay, I'll give you a
little bit of Shero time.
671
00:28:28,815 --> 00:28:32,986
Honey, I'm pure angora,
you can't afford my time.
672
00:28:33,184 --> 00:28:35,437
So, you're pedigree, huh?
673
00:28:36,420 --> 00:28:38,194
Of course, what are you?
674
00:28:38,194 --> 00:28:39,630
Tabby, what's wrong with that?
675
00:28:39,630 --> 00:28:40,806
(giggles)
676
00:28:40,806 --> 00:28:43,814
A tabby, is that even a breed?
677
00:28:43,814 --> 00:28:46,642
(chuckles)
678
00:28:46,642 --> 00:28:48,477
Not today, it seems.
679
00:28:49,617 --> 00:28:52,091
Perhaps we could meet here later,
680
00:28:52,091 --> 00:28:52,984
if you like?
681
00:28:52,984 --> 00:28:53,959
Oh, I like.
682
00:28:53,959 --> 00:28:55,310
You're eager.
683
00:28:55,310 --> 00:28:57,939
Oh, I'm not really known for my patience.
684
00:28:57,939 --> 00:28:58,773
(crack)
685
00:28:58,773 --> 00:29:00,858
(groans)
686
00:29:01,746 --> 00:29:04,582
Thank you Miss, can I have another?
687
00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:07,753
(chuckles)
688
00:29:10,847 --> 00:29:14,016
When the moon is high, I'll be here.
689
00:29:23,445 --> 00:29:24,887
Could this be love?
690
00:29:24,887 --> 00:29:28,165
(serene instrumental music)
691
00:29:28,165 --> 00:29:30,418
(flapping)
692
00:29:33,687 --> 00:29:34,520
(creak)
693
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:36,923
(ping)
694
00:29:38,874 --> 00:29:39,708
Fuck off!
695
00:29:39,708 --> 00:29:41,704
(whoosh)
(thud)
696
00:29:41,704 --> 00:29:44,526
(groans)
(clink)
697
00:29:44,526 --> 00:29:47,766
She kissed me. (chuckles)
698
00:29:47,766 --> 00:29:49,123
(serene instrumental music)
699
00:29:49,123 --> 00:29:52,802
I'm in love. (chuckles)
700
00:29:54,078 --> 00:29:55,080
I'm in love.
701
00:29:56,139 --> 00:29:58,559
Fuck you all, Shero's in love.
702
00:29:59,869 --> 00:30:02,418
Furball, loving love.
703
00:30:02,418 --> 00:30:06,591
Love, I'm in love! (chuckles)
704
00:30:06,905 --> 00:30:10,509
(growls)
(laughs)
705
00:30:10,509 --> 00:30:13,428
Shero!
706
00:30:16,048 --> 00:30:16,881
Die!
707
00:30:16,881 --> 00:30:19,614
(suspenseful music)
708
00:30:19,614 --> 00:30:21,198
This head is, damn.
709
00:30:25,119 --> 00:30:25,953
Revenge!
710
00:30:29,798 --> 00:30:33,969
(smash)
(tyres screeching)
711
00:30:39,136 --> 00:30:42,345
My good man Semi, isn't life wonderful?
712
00:30:42,345 --> 00:30:45,739
No, it isn't, and you're still cut off.
713
00:30:45,739 --> 00:30:47,254
Let me ask you something.
714
00:30:47,254 --> 00:30:48,691
What now?
715
00:30:48,691 --> 00:30:51,220
I need some advice, a recommendation.
716
00:30:51,220 --> 00:30:52,634
Not for free.
717
00:30:52,634 --> 00:30:54,637
I met a girl, Semi, I'm in love.
718
00:30:54,637 --> 00:30:56,355
(chuckling)
719
00:30:56,355 --> 00:30:59,975
You think I'll help you get
another girl in trouble?
720
00:30:59,975 --> 00:31:01,804
I don't think so.
721
00:31:01,804 --> 00:31:03,854
After all I've done for you?
722
00:31:03,854 --> 00:31:06,926
I just wanted to give her
a gift, something special,
723
00:31:06,926 --> 00:31:08,745
and I wanted your opinion.
724
00:31:08,745 --> 00:31:09,700
So?
725
00:31:09,700 --> 00:31:11,701
Is a bottle of wine a good gift?
726
00:31:11,701 --> 00:31:14,589
And you'd pay for this bottle of wine how?
727
00:31:14,589 --> 00:31:17,166
Come on, Semi, don't be like that.
728
00:31:17,166 --> 00:31:18,699
How about a beer?
729
00:31:18,699 --> 00:31:20,601
You really are quite thick.
730
00:31:20,601 --> 00:31:21,940
What's wrong with you?
731
00:31:21,940 --> 00:31:25,358
To win a woman's heart,
you don't give her liquor.
732
00:31:25,358 --> 00:31:27,912
You give her flowers.
733
00:31:27,912 --> 00:31:29,454
So give me flowers.
734
00:31:29,454 --> 00:31:31,864
I've got bread in the shape of a flour,
735
00:31:31,864 --> 00:31:34,994
but only for something called "money".
736
00:31:34,994 --> 00:31:36,229
Ah, screw you.
737
00:31:36,229 --> 00:31:37,959
Go on, go on, leave.
738
00:31:37,959 --> 00:31:38,793
Casanova.
739
00:31:42,116 --> 00:31:44,462
(clink)
740
00:31:44,462 --> 00:31:46,264
(whoosh)
(click)
741
00:31:46,264 --> 00:31:48,517
(mumbling)
742
00:31:49,451 --> 00:31:51,286
He's adorable, mwah.
743
00:32:04,061 --> 00:32:06,231
(purring)
744
00:32:08,839 --> 00:32:10,349
Here you go, little guy.
745
00:32:10,349 --> 00:32:13,808
I'm gonna play tethercat with that Shero.
746
00:32:13,808 --> 00:32:15,835
Let's get the others, fuck him up.
747
00:32:15,835 --> 00:32:17,609
Take it. (tsks)
748
00:32:17,609 --> 00:32:19,253
This is our turf.
749
00:32:19,253 --> 00:32:20,724
Here you go.
750
00:32:20,724 --> 00:32:23,357
I've had some beatings before,
751
00:32:23,357 --> 00:32:26,521
but nothing quite like that pounding.
752
00:32:26,521 --> 00:32:28,315
Hmm, hmm, here?
753
00:32:28,315 --> 00:32:29,316
'Scuse me.
754
00:32:34,532 --> 00:32:38,203
I feel like my insides are on the outside.
755
00:32:39,613 --> 00:32:41,698
Ugh, a fucking alley cat.
756
00:32:42,752 --> 00:32:46,535
Why is his head so big, it's unnatural.
757
00:32:46,535 --> 00:32:50,504
He must be on growth
hormones or something.
758
00:32:50,504 --> 00:32:53,397
He'll get his.
759
00:32:53,397 --> 00:32:56,318
(laughing crazily)
760
00:32:59,787 --> 00:33:00,622
Shero!
761
00:33:02,077 --> 00:33:02,910
You die!
762
00:33:04,722 --> 00:33:05,555
(sirens wailing)
763
00:33:05,555 --> 00:33:07,065
(splat)
764
00:33:07,065 --> 00:33:09,068
(clunk)
765
00:33:12,963 --> 00:33:16,650
Shero... Shero.
766
00:33:18,015 --> 00:33:18,849
Shero!
767
00:33:21,944 --> 00:33:24,227
Hey, he's looking for him too.
768
00:33:24,227 --> 00:33:25,144
Ay, Shero?
769
00:33:26,062 --> 00:33:27,357
(thud)
770
00:33:27,357 --> 00:33:29,426
(ominous rock music)
771
00:33:29,426 --> 00:33:31,603
Where Shero?
772
00:33:32,127 --> 00:33:33,995
Eh, I know where he is, Mister.
773
00:33:33,995 --> 00:33:35,996
- What the hell?
- Shero!
774
00:33:40,213 --> 00:33:42,632
(horn honks)
775
00:33:59,244 --> 00:34:00,915
(glass smashes)
776
00:34:00,915 --> 00:34:04,751
(cheerful instrumental music)
777
00:34:08,439 --> 00:34:12,527
(sniffs)
(sighs)
778
00:34:15,032 --> 00:34:19,203
(whistling)
(horn honks)
779
00:34:24,616 --> 00:34:26,868
(laughing)
780
00:34:32,062 --> 00:34:34,035
I got you some flowers.
781
00:34:34,035 --> 00:34:35,041
You like them?
782
00:34:35,041 --> 00:34:36,347
Ugh. (blows raspberry)
783
00:34:36,347 --> 00:34:37,448
You like flowers?
784
00:34:37,448 --> 00:34:38,282
Take it.
785
00:34:38,282 --> 00:34:39,116
Goddammit.
786
00:34:39,116 --> 00:34:39,950
For you?
787
00:34:39,950 --> 00:34:40,784
For you.
788
00:34:40,784 --> 00:34:41,809
For you.
789
00:34:41,809 --> 00:34:43,142
Fucking flowers.
790
00:34:44,019 --> 00:34:46,540
(chuckles) Like that's gonna work.
791
00:34:46,540 --> 00:34:48,808
Pull it together, man.
792
00:34:48,808 --> 00:34:51,095
You are as sweet as this.
793
00:34:51,095 --> 00:34:53,689
God, could I be more of a pussy?
794
00:34:53,689 --> 00:34:55,091
I can't do this.
795
00:34:55,091 --> 00:34:56,302
I'm out of here.
796
00:34:56,302 --> 00:34:58,363
(giggling)
797
00:34:58,363 --> 00:34:59,896
Hi, handsome.
798
00:34:59,896 --> 00:35:01,751
Eh, how long have you been there?
799
00:35:01,751 --> 00:35:05,589
(sensual jazz music)
800
00:35:05,589 --> 00:35:07,757
Ew, they smell like shit.
801
00:35:07,757 --> 00:35:11,179
Grown with colonic filtration,
it's the latest technique.
802
00:35:11,179 --> 00:35:13,431
(chuckles)
803
00:35:14,328 --> 00:35:16,604
You're cute, you know that?
804
00:35:16,604 --> 00:35:20,285
And you're wonderful. (purrs)
805
00:35:20,285 --> 00:35:21,605
(giggles)
806
00:35:21,605 --> 00:35:24,343
(screams)
(groans)
807
00:35:24,343 --> 00:35:27,013
(eerie echoing)
808
00:35:32,265 --> 00:35:34,439
(laughing)
809
00:35:34,439 --> 00:35:36,515
Open your eyes.
810
00:35:36,515 --> 00:35:38,704
(thud)
811
00:35:38,704 --> 00:35:41,296
How do you like that, huh?
812
00:35:41,296 --> 00:35:42,394
Bastard!
813
00:35:42,394 --> 00:35:43,266
(groaning)
814
00:35:43,266 --> 00:35:44,099
Bastard.
815
00:35:44,099 --> 00:35:44,933
Bastard!
816
00:35:44,933 --> 00:35:45,767
Bastard!
817
00:35:45,767 --> 00:35:46,601
(thwack)
818
00:35:46,601 --> 00:35:48,115
How'd that feel, dirt bag?
819
00:35:48,115 --> 00:35:48,949
(growls)
820
00:35:48,949 --> 00:35:49,965
(gasping)
821
00:35:49,965 --> 00:35:52,079
You literal sons of bitches!
822
00:35:52,079 --> 00:35:54,061
He's mine, all mine.
823
00:35:54,061 --> 00:35:55,598
(ominous rock instrumental music)
824
00:35:55,598 --> 00:35:57,216
(electricity zapping)
825
00:35:57,216 --> 00:35:58,842
Mine, mine!
826
00:35:58,842 --> 00:36:00,485
I thought you died, already!
827
00:36:00,485 --> 00:36:03,444
(crumbling)
828
00:36:03,444 --> 00:36:04,279
Shero?
829
00:36:06,655 --> 00:36:07,824
You're dead.
830
00:36:10,525 --> 00:36:12,003
Dead now.
831
00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:15,063
(electricity zapping)
(screaming)
832
00:36:15,063 --> 00:36:17,399
(grumbling)
833
00:36:21,367 --> 00:36:24,537
(electricity zapping)
834
00:36:27,686 --> 00:36:28,853
Princess dead.
835
00:36:31,829 --> 00:36:33,163
Miss kitty dead!
836
00:36:37,153 --> 00:36:38,560
Leave her alone!
837
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:40,895
She had nothing to do with it!
838
00:36:40,895 --> 00:36:44,076
Come after me, you zombie prick!
839
00:36:44,076 --> 00:36:47,696
Revenge, revenge!
840
00:36:48,997 --> 00:36:53,043
Hyaaaah!
841
00:36:53,183 --> 00:36:54,102
Go get him.
842
00:36:56,362 --> 00:36:57,270
(yells)
843
00:36:57,270 --> 00:36:58,211
(whooshing)
(clanking)
844
00:36:58,211 --> 00:36:59,045
Mini-Shero.
845
00:36:59,045 --> 00:37:02,298
You're mine!
846
00:37:03,908 --> 00:37:04,884
(whoosh)
847
00:37:04,884 --> 00:37:06,567
Hyaaaah!
848
00:37:06,567 --> 00:37:08,485
(thud)
849
00:37:11,666 --> 00:37:13,750
(bam)
(crash)
850
00:37:13,750 --> 00:37:14,689
(thud)
851
00:37:14,689 --> 00:37:15,599
Princess!
852
00:37:15,599 --> 00:37:16,908
Life goes on, skull cap.
853
00:37:16,908 --> 00:37:20,428
(screaming)
(electricity zapping)
854
00:37:20,428 --> 00:37:24,599
(yelling)
(electricity zapping)
855
00:37:25,579 --> 00:37:27,831
(crashing)
856
00:37:29,363 --> 00:37:30,197
Papa!
857
00:37:32,396 --> 00:37:34,648
(whistles)
858
00:37:39,147 --> 00:37:42,232
Leave me be, I just wanna get laid!
859
00:37:43,242 --> 00:37:46,677
(whoosh)
(clunk)
860
00:37:46,677 --> 00:37:48,709
(screaming)
861
00:37:48,709 --> 00:37:50,711
(crash)
862
00:37:53,890 --> 00:37:57,192
(screaming)
(clank)
863
00:37:57,192 --> 00:37:59,445
(chuckles)
864
00:38:01,683 --> 00:38:03,765
This little one is so sweet,
865
00:38:03,765 --> 00:38:05,152
is he your son?
866
00:38:05,152 --> 00:38:06,574
He wishes he was.
867
00:38:06,574 --> 00:38:08,042
Yeah, I'm his son.
868
00:38:08,042 --> 00:38:09,593
My mother's name is Mimosa.
869
00:38:09,593 --> 00:38:10,428
Mimosa?
870
00:38:11,385 --> 00:38:13,007
From Old Chinatown?
871
00:38:13,007 --> 00:38:14,781
That's her.
872
00:38:14,781 --> 00:38:16,050
A brunette, right?
873
00:38:16,050 --> 00:38:17,635
Yeah, that's her.
874
00:38:18,502 --> 00:38:19,336
Hmm.
875
00:38:22,070 --> 00:38:24,073
I don't know her, get out of here.
876
00:38:26,054 --> 00:38:28,022
(swish)
877
00:38:28,022 --> 00:38:29,857
(sombre orchestral music)
878
00:38:29,857 --> 00:38:33,029
Hang on a second, you only just met him?
879
00:38:33,029 --> 00:38:36,444
Twice, but he keeps
giving me the brush-off.
880
00:38:36,812 --> 00:38:38,314
I should go.
881
00:38:38,314 --> 00:38:41,336
You two have a lot of catching up to do.
882
00:38:41,336 --> 00:38:43,432
No, you will stay, he'll go.
883
00:38:43,432 --> 00:38:45,706
Been nice knowing you, kid.
884
00:38:45,706 --> 00:38:48,836
Why don't you go back to your mama, okay?
885
00:38:48,836 --> 00:38:52,206
Tell her, Shero called,
and he wants his cum back.
886
00:38:52,206 --> 00:38:54,014
(laughs)
887
00:38:54,014 --> 00:38:57,163
So, why don't we get out of here?
888
00:38:57,163 --> 00:38:59,076
My mom's dead.
889
00:38:59,076 --> 00:39:00,648
Huh, Mimi's dead?
890
00:39:00,648 --> 00:39:01,482
How?
891
00:39:03,785 --> 00:39:06,189
As if you care! (cries)
892
00:39:06,189 --> 00:39:07,169
Wait, kid.
893
00:39:07,169 --> 00:39:08,735
Wow, that sucks.
894
00:39:08,735 --> 00:39:10,744
You're just gonna let him leave?
895
00:39:10,744 --> 00:39:12,929
He's fine, you saw him before.
896
00:39:12,929 --> 00:39:15,264
He can take care of himself.
897
00:39:16,978 --> 00:39:17,980
Fine, huh?
898
00:39:19,636 --> 00:39:21,160
Yup, yup, yup.
899
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:22,084
(truck running)
900
00:39:22,084 --> 00:39:22,918
(tyres screech)
901
00:39:22,918 --> 00:39:23,752
Stop.
902
00:39:30,698 --> 00:39:32,699
(clunk)
903
00:39:33,998 --> 00:39:36,806
(rattling)
904
00:39:36,806 --> 00:39:38,834
(splat)
905
00:39:38,834 --> 00:39:43,005
(yawns)
(tapping)
906
00:39:44,257 --> 00:39:46,408
(squishing)
907
00:39:46,408 --> 00:39:47,711
(clank)
908
00:39:47,711 --> 00:39:49,714
(gasps)
909
00:39:51,293 --> 00:39:53,015
(knocking)
910
00:39:53,015 --> 00:39:53,849
Tank!
911
00:39:54,830 --> 00:39:56,148
Tank!
912
00:39:56,148 --> 00:39:57,983
Open the fucking door.
913
00:40:00,938 --> 00:40:03,107
(bashing)
914
00:40:04,134 --> 00:40:05,271
You're making me look bad
915
00:40:05,271 --> 00:40:06,881
in front of my girl!
916
00:40:06,881 --> 00:40:09,133
(thudding)
917
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:15,192
Jon wouldn't do this to Garfield!
918
00:40:16,372 --> 00:40:18,183
(slam)
919
00:40:18,183 --> 00:40:20,102
Goddamn mouth-breather!
920
00:40:22,429 --> 00:40:23,472
(tsks)
921
00:40:23,472 --> 00:40:25,304
He came to see his father.
922
00:40:25,304 --> 00:40:26,584
His father?
923
00:40:26,584 --> 00:40:28,740
Since when do cats have fathers?
924
00:40:28,740 --> 00:40:30,186
We're not people.
925
00:40:30,186 --> 00:40:31,711
You are my dad.
926
00:40:31,711 --> 00:40:32,545
(yells)
927
00:40:32,545 --> 00:40:33,723
(thud)
928
00:40:33,723 --> 00:40:35,177
Oh. (chuckles)
929
00:40:35,177 --> 00:40:36,095
(ominous music)
930
00:40:36,095 --> 00:40:38,931
Right! (growls)
931
00:40:40,383 --> 00:40:42,635
(growling)
932
00:40:46,670 --> 00:40:48,438
(laughs)
933
00:40:48,438 --> 00:40:49,272
Huh?
934
00:40:49,272 --> 00:40:50,203
Not bad, Kid.
935
00:40:50,203 --> 00:40:51,098
Not bad.
936
00:40:51,098 --> 00:40:52,914
Next time, don't use your wrist.
937
00:40:52,914 --> 00:40:54,799
Next time, do it from your shoulder.
938
00:40:54,799 --> 00:40:56,017
Watch, like this.
939
00:40:56,017 --> 00:40:56,909
(thwack)
(groans)
940
00:40:56,909 --> 00:40:58,282
(thud)
(crash)
941
00:40:58,282 --> 00:41:01,118
Thanks, I'll try that next time.
942
00:41:04,748 --> 00:41:08,085
All right, let's get something to eat.
943
00:41:09,973 --> 00:41:12,821
Ah, thank god, I'm so hungry.
944
00:41:12,821 --> 00:41:15,835
I could eat my own food twice.
945
00:41:15,835 --> 00:41:19,194
Kid, did you meet the guy
from the grocery store?
946
00:41:19,194 --> 00:41:20,274
Yes.
947
00:41:20,274 --> 00:41:21,744
(chuckles)
948
00:41:21,744 --> 00:41:23,769
I have an idea.
949
00:41:23,769 --> 00:41:27,412
(car engine idling)
950
00:41:27,412 --> 00:41:29,023
Hey, Semi.
951
00:41:29,023 --> 00:41:30,985
Got any empty boxes?
952
00:41:30,985 --> 00:41:32,532
I might have a couple.
953
00:41:32,532 --> 00:41:34,859
Out the back, with the rats.
954
00:41:34,859 --> 00:41:38,223
What about the money you owe me?
955
00:41:38,223 --> 00:41:39,995
You have the money, right?
956
00:41:39,995 --> 00:41:41,392
Do I look like a bum?
957
00:41:41,392 --> 00:41:43,597
Incredible. (scoffs)
958
00:41:45,207 --> 00:41:46,577
(sighs)
959
00:41:46,577 --> 00:41:47,752
Yes, you do.
960
00:41:47,752 --> 00:41:48,587
Semi!
961
00:41:48,587 --> 00:41:49,421
What?
962
00:41:49,421 --> 00:41:50,348
Semi!
963
00:41:50,348 --> 00:41:51,550
(huffs)
964
00:41:51,550 --> 00:41:53,150
Not you again!
965
00:41:53,150 --> 00:41:55,617
(hissing)
966
00:41:55,617 --> 00:41:58,161
(sighs)
967
00:41:58,161 --> 00:41:59,869
The cat's in the cradle.
968
00:41:59,869 --> 00:42:01,775
Shero's given me a chance to stay,
969
00:42:01,775 --> 00:42:02,877
isn't it great?
970
00:42:02,877 --> 00:42:05,046
Oh, you sure?
971
00:42:05,864 --> 00:42:07,287
What's in it for him?
972
00:42:07,287 --> 00:42:09,251
There's nothing, he's a changed cat,
973
00:42:09,251 --> 00:42:10,085
I swear.
974
00:42:10,085 --> 00:42:12,572
Unlikely. (chuckles)
975
00:42:12,572 --> 00:42:15,133
And what is this chance to stay,
976
00:42:15,133 --> 00:42:16,514
he talks about?
977
00:42:16,514 --> 00:42:19,954
If you must know, I'm
on a mission from God.
978
00:42:19,954 --> 00:42:22,096
Who the hell does he think he is,
979
00:42:22,096 --> 00:42:23,900
a damned Blues Brother?
980
00:42:23,900 --> 00:42:27,363
Uh, the thing is, I can only stay
981
00:42:27,363 --> 00:42:31,534
if I get some booze, or
I'm out, permanently.
982
00:42:31,576 --> 00:42:33,459
No way, not a drop,
983
00:42:33,459 --> 00:42:34,791
he's on his own.
984
00:42:35,651 --> 00:42:38,460
I can't help you, no more credit
985
00:42:38,460 --> 00:42:41,030
for that moocher, oh.
986
00:42:42,262 --> 00:42:46,017
Okay, thanks, I understand.
987
00:42:46,058 --> 00:42:48,120
You were my last hope of staying.
988
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:49,273
(tyres screeching)
989
00:42:49,273 --> 00:42:51,280
Farewell, Papa.
990
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:54,325
All right, okay, you got me.
991
00:42:55,088 --> 00:42:56,947
What else do you want?
992
00:42:56,947 --> 00:42:59,699
Four fried chickens and a Coke!
993
00:43:02,329 --> 00:43:04,139
Mini-Shero!
994
00:43:04,139 --> 00:43:08,310
(laughs evilly)
(car engine starting)
995
00:43:11,769 --> 00:43:13,091
(screams)
996
00:43:13,091 --> 00:43:14,609
Dad help!
997
00:43:14,609 --> 00:43:15,519
Let me go!
998
00:43:15,519 --> 00:43:16,354
What now?
999
00:43:16,354 --> 00:43:20,525
(slam)
(groaning)
1000
00:43:20,596 --> 00:43:23,533
Can't I have just one moment of peace!
1001
00:43:23,533 --> 00:43:24,995
(growls)
1002
00:43:24,995 --> 00:43:26,996
(yells)
1003
00:43:28,667 --> 00:43:29,693
Revenge!
1004
00:43:29,784 --> 00:43:31,215
Revenge!
1005
00:43:31,591 --> 00:43:33,599
(cackles crazily)
1006
00:43:35,008 --> 00:43:37,071
(yelping)
1007
00:43:37,071 --> 00:43:38,152
(screaming)
1008
00:43:38,152 --> 00:43:38,986
Dad!
1009
00:43:42,536 --> 00:43:43,371
Taco!
1010
00:43:44,927 --> 00:43:46,011
Hang on, kid!
1011
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:48,518
I'm coming!
1012
00:43:50,689 --> 00:43:51,887
(groans)
1013
00:43:51,887 --> 00:43:54,890
This guy's really fucking up my day!
1014
00:43:56,927 --> 00:44:00,053
(cackles crazily)
1015
00:44:00,053 --> 00:44:01,887
Two cats, one stone.
1016
00:44:02,759 --> 00:44:04,819
Your breath stinks.
1017
00:44:04,819 --> 00:44:07,528
Kill me if you want,
but don't breathe on me.
1018
00:44:07,528 --> 00:44:09,179
(groans)
(cranking)
1019
00:44:09,179 --> 00:44:11,821
(whooshing)
1020
00:44:11,821 --> 00:44:13,320
(crash)
1021
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:14,211
(groaning)
1022
00:44:14,211 --> 00:44:15,044
(squish)
1023
00:44:15,044 --> 00:44:17,934
(groaning)
1024
00:44:17,934 --> 00:44:20,177
(horn blaring)
1025
00:44:20,177 --> 00:44:22,262
(growls)
1026
00:44:27,450 --> 00:44:28,802
(screams)
1027
00:44:28,802 --> 00:44:31,299
Yo, whatever you do, don't slow down.
1028
00:44:31,299 --> 00:44:33,468
Follow my lead, Pizza Boy.
1029
00:44:34,332 --> 00:44:37,334
(upbeat rock music)
1030
00:44:40,142 --> 00:44:42,477
(screaming)
1031
00:44:44,053 --> 00:44:46,806
(cackling madly)
1032
00:44:52,943 --> 00:44:55,113
(yelling)
1033
00:44:57,245 --> 00:44:59,789
Go, go, faster, get him!
1034
00:45:01,470 --> 00:45:03,806
(screaming)
1035
00:45:05,793 --> 00:45:07,378
(horn blaring)
1036
00:45:07,378 --> 00:45:08,296
I'm gone.
1037
00:45:10,835 --> 00:45:12,995
(screaming)
1038
00:45:12,995 --> 00:45:14,996
(crash)
1039
00:45:16,231 --> 00:45:18,483
(groaning)
1040
00:45:22,236 --> 00:45:25,409
Come on, get closer, Pizza Boy!
1041
00:45:25,409 --> 00:45:26,993
Yes, angry kitty!
1042
00:45:34,302 --> 00:45:37,368
(screaming)
1043
00:45:37,368 --> 00:45:39,370
(crash)
1044
00:45:42,165 --> 00:45:44,417
(groaning)
1045
00:45:51,646 --> 00:45:53,814
(yelling)
1046
00:45:55,694 --> 00:45:57,303
Come on, grab my hand!
1047
00:45:57,303 --> 00:45:58,721
Can't reach it!
1048
00:45:59,682 --> 00:46:01,767
(groans)
1049
00:46:03,429 --> 00:46:05,939
Papa!
1050
00:46:07,848 --> 00:46:10,184
(splashing)
1051
00:46:11,217 --> 00:46:12,051
Dad!
1052
00:46:15,021 --> 00:46:18,692
(poignant orchestral music)
1053
00:46:21,361 --> 00:46:23,508
(coughing)
(splashing)
1054
00:46:23,508 --> 00:46:24,462
(gasps)
1055
00:46:24,462 --> 00:46:27,186
I wanted a drink, but.
1056
00:46:27,186 --> 00:46:29,444
I thought you were a goner.
1057
00:46:29,444 --> 00:46:30,566
Look out!
1058
00:46:30,566 --> 00:46:31,527
(gasps)
1059
00:46:31,527 --> 00:46:33,778
(thudding)
1060
00:46:37,157 --> 00:46:39,909
(water swishing)
1061
00:46:40,758 --> 00:46:43,011
(bubbling)
1062
00:46:49,363 --> 00:46:51,615
(groaning)
1063
00:46:54,987 --> 00:46:56,906
(slam)
1064
00:46:58,258 --> 00:47:00,177
(gasp)
1065
00:47:02,094 --> 00:47:04,179
(thwack)
1066
00:47:08,204 --> 00:47:10,517
(horn blows)
1067
00:47:10,517 --> 00:47:12,146
(splash)
(gasps)
1068
00:47:12,146 --> 00:47:15,039
(coughing)
(gasping)
1069
00:47:15,039 --> 00:47:16,220
(splashing)
1070
00:47:16,220 --> 00:47:17,142
(whimsical orchestral music)
1071
00:47:17,142 --> 00:47:18,769
Dad, grab my hand.
1072
00:47:18,769 --> 00:47:20,854
(groans)
1073
00:47:21,746 --> 00:47:23,972
(splashing)
1074
00:47:23,972 --> 00:47:26,173
(cries)
1075
00:47:26,173 --> 00:47:28,007
Thank God you're okay.
1076
00:47:34,522 --> 00:47:36,063
I want these boarded up,
1077
00:47:36,063 --> 00:47:37,864
tighter than a cat's behind.
1078
00:47:37,864 --> 00:47:38,698
(gasps)
1079
00:47:38,698 --> 00:47:40,278
You, get lost!
1080
00:47:40,278 --> 00:47:43,440
You're not welcome here (hisses)
1081
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:47,611
If I catch you, I'll turn
you into minx sweater!
1082
00:47:48,089 --> 00:47:49,034
(gasping)
1083
00:47:50,969 --> 00:47:52,319
Eh.
1084
00:47:52,319 --> 00:47:53,296
(gasps)
1085
00:47:53,296 --> 00:47:55,379
Haven't you got the hint yet, heh?
1086
00:47:55,379 --> 00:47:56,500
(splash)
1087
00:47:56,500 --> 00:47:58,502
(gasps)
1088
00:47:59,475 --> 00:48:00,309
And don't
1089
00:48:00,309 --> 00:48:01,181
(whoosh)
1090
00:48:01,181 --> 00:48:02,015
(clunking)
1091
00:48:02,015 --> 00:48:02,848
come back!
1092
00:48:14,662 --> 00:48:17,039
Hey Easy Rider, thanks for the lift.
1093
00:48:17,039 --> 00:48:17,958
This is us.
1094
00:48:24,172 --> 00:48:25,667
(yelps)
1095
00:48:25,667 --> 00:48:27,461
Your girlfriend is gone,
1096
00:48:27,461 --> 00:48:29,964
and don't even try to come in!
1097
00:48:31,198 --> 00:48:33,031
You are locked out for good.
1098
00:48:33,031 --> 00:48:34,197
(clinking)
1099
00:48:34,197 --> 00:48:35,031
Misscat!
1100
00:48:36,102 --> 00:48:38,937
(whimsical music)
1101
00:48:42,180 --> 00:48:43,849
Taco, what's going on?
1102
00:48:43,849 --> 00:48:45,149
Misscat!
1103
00:48:45,149 --> 00:48:46,304
Misscat!
1104
00:48:46,304 --> 00:48:47,695
(groaning)
1105
00:48:47,695 --> 00:48:48,959
Misscat!
1106
00:48:48,959 --> 00:48:51,128
(roaring)
1107
00:48:57,095 --> 00:48:58,489
Where are you, Misscat?
1108
00:48:58,489 --> 00:48:59,323
Damn it.
1109
00:49:00,458 --> 00:49:02,353
(thwack)
(clink)
1110
00:49:02,353 --> 00:49:04,356
(huffs)
1111
00:49:06,410 --> 00:49:07,494
Fuck my life.
1112
00:49:09,563 --> 00:49:11,816
(flopping)
1113
00:49:16,413 --> 00:49:18,183
Step back, everybody.
1114
00:49:18,183 --> 00:49:19,258
We need more room.
1115
00:49:19,258 --> 00:49:20,412
Move it.
1116
00:49:20,412 --> 00:49:22,628
Come on, back up people, come on.
1117
00:49:22,628 --> 00:49:24,128
You heard the man.
1118
00:49:28,985 --> 00:49:29,819
Okay?
1119
00:49:31,064 --> 00:49:31,899
Pull!
1120
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:36,086
(machinery cranking)
1121
00:49:41,968 --> 00:49:43,840
Holy shit, who is that?
1122
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:44,757
Is he dead?
1123
00:49:51,353 --> 00:49:55,524
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, watch out!
1124
00:49:56,356 --> 00:49:58,823
(clang)
(electricity zapping)
1125
00:49:58,823 --> 00:50:01,413
(screaming)
1126
00:50:01,413 --> 00:50:05,001
Sheroooo!
1127
00:50:05,359 --> 00:50:07,529
(buzzing)
1128
00:50:08,812 --> 00:50:12,317
(sombre orchestral music)
1129
00:50:20,357 --> 00:50:22,443
Ah, about fucking time.
1130
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:26,342
Hey, Rifki?
1131
00:50:26,342 --> 00:50:29,683
You got the wrong bird, fatty.
1132
00:50:29,683 --> 00:50:32,770
I'll give you the right bird, jerk.
1133
00:50:35,358 --> 00:50:37,526
(gasping)
1134
00:50:39,295 --> 00:50:41,713
Dude, my wings are gonna fall off.
1135
00:50:41,713 --> 00:50:43,185
Harden up, bird man.
1136
00:50:43,185 --> 00:50:44,789
Just a little bit further.
1137
00:50:44,789 --> 00:50:47,015
Come on, let's go check
out downtown, okay?
1138
00:50:47,015 --> 00:50:48,488
Wait, wait, wait.
1139
00:50:48,488 --> 00:50:50,783
Wait, a minute, wait.
1140
00:50:50,783 --> 00:50:53,785
Ugh, I can smell it, the nose knows.
1141
00:50:55,091 --> 00:50:57,289
That way, it's coming from the tower.
1142
00:50:57,289 --> 00:50:58,447
(groans)
1143
00:50:58,447 --> 00:50:59,738
Can we trade places?
1144
00:50:59,738 --> 00:51:01,058
If I was going to trade places,
1145
00:51:01,058 --> 00:51:02,443
it would be with a squirrel,
1146
00:51:02,443 --> 00:51:04,860
no traps, no rat poison, they get respect.
1147
00:51:04,860 --> 00:51:06,150
(laughs)
1148
00:51:06,150 --> 00:51:07,356
Are you kidding?
1149
00:51:07,356 --> 00:51:09,656
You'd make one ugly-ass squirrel.
1150
00:51:09,656 --> 00:51:11,259
(laughs)
1151
00:51:11,259 --> 00:51:12,303
That's enough.
1152
00:51:12,303 --> 00:51:14,878
Come on, come on, get closer.
1153
00:51:14,878 --> 00:51:16,251
Are you insane?
1154
00:51:16,251 --> 00:51:17,769
I can't jump from here.
1155
00:51:17,769 --> 00:51:21,440
When you hear me whistle,
come get me, okay?
1156
00:51:23,918 --> 00:51:26,003
(grunts)
1157
00:51:26,886 --> 00:51:30,807
(suspenseful orchestral music)
1158
00:51:35,489 --> 00:51:37,741
(rattling)
1159
00:51:46,510 --> 00:51:47,768
You pull over, now.
1160
00:51:47,768 --> 00:51:50,676
(laughs) Merthan, my homie.
1161
00:51:50,676 --> 00:51:51,677
What up?
1162
00:51:51,677 --> 00:51:53,991
I can't believe it's you.
1163
00:51:53,991 --> 00:51:55,578
Been a long time.
1164
00:51:55,578 --> 00:51:57,726
Got some of the good stuff on you?
1165
00:51:57,726 --> 00:51:58,560
Yeah.
1166
00:52:04,711 --> 00:52:07,654
(gurgling)
(huffs)
1167
00:52:07,654 --> 00:52:09,739
(groans)
1168
00:52:12,452 --> 00:52:14,726
Air quality's getting worse, dude.
1169
00:52:14,726 --> 00:52:17,947
Talking chimps are screwing
it up for everyone.
1170
00:52:19,368 --> 00:52:20,537
Hey, watch it!
1171
00:52:22,164 --> 00:52:24,793
What's wrong with kids today?
1172
00:52:25,343 --> 00:52:29,514
(groans)
(scraping)
1173
00:52:32,268 --> 00:52:33,102
Fuck.
1174
00:52:36,668 --> 00:52:38,062
(whistling)
1175
00:52:38,062 --> 00:52:39,557
You still working the docks?
1176
00:52:39,557 --> 00:52:41,424
No, no, no, enjoying retirement.
1177
00:52:41,424 --> 00:52:42,258
And you?
1178
00:52:42,258 --> 00:52:43,453
(whistling in background)
1179
00:52:43,453 --> 00:52:45,073
You still spotting for robberies?
1180
00:52:45,073 --> 00:52:48,792
Yeah, kind of, but it
just keeps getting harder.
1181
00:52:48,792 --> 00:52:50,961
No time in the small-time.
1182
00:52:53,523 --> 00:52:55,859
(whistling)
1183
00:52:58,836 --> 00:53:00,864
(whistling)
1184
00:53:00,864 --> 00:53:01,699
(dramatic orchestral music)
1185
00:53:01,699 --> 00:53:02,765
(groans)
(whoosh)
1186
00:53:02,765 --> 00:53:04,379
(clinking)
(moaning)
1187
00:53:04,379 --> 00:53:06,672
(shattering)
(splat)
1188
00:53:06,672 --> 00:53:08,093
(yells)
1189
00:53:08,093 --> 00:53:10,427
(thwacking)
1190
00:53:20,020 --> 00:53:22,272
(knocking)
1191
00:53:23,709 --> 00:53:26,833
(relaxed jazz music)
1192
00:53:26,833 --> 00:53:31,005
(huffs)
(squeaking)
1193
00:53:31,955 --> 00:53:34,399
(thwacking)
1194
00:53:34,399 --> 00:53:37,423
(smack)
(screaming)
1195
00:53:37,423 --> 00:53:38,580
(thud)
1196
00:53:38,580 --> 00:53:39,564
(smack)
1197
00:53:39,564 --> 00:53:40,833
Where the fuck were you!
1198
00:53:40,833 --> 00:53:42,754
Flying around with a feather up your ass?
1199
00:53:42,754 --> 00:53:43,588
Ow, stop hitting me, ow!
1200
00:53:43,588 --> 00:53:44,627
You're an idiot!
1201
00:53:44,627 --> 00:53:45,846
I'm sorry, I ran into Merthan,
1202
00:53:45,846 --> 00:53:47,056
and we were talking, and
1203
00:53:47,056 --> 00:53:47,890
(smack)
Ow!
1204
00:53:47,890 --> 00:53:48,725
I almost died!
1205
00:53:48,725 --> 00:53:50,628
I could have died, motherfucker!
1206
00:53:50,636 --> 00:53:51,469
Ow, ow, ow, dude.
1207
00:53:51,487 --> 00:53:52,528
What were you doing?
1208
00:53:52,528 --> 00:53:53,967
Telling more Steven Seagull jokes?
1209
00:53:53,967 --> 00:53:54,801
(smacking)
Well?
1210
00:53:54,801 --> 00:53:57,025
Birds of a feather can go
fuck themselves together!
1211
00:53:57,025 --> 00:53:58,107
(choking)
1212
00:53:58,107 --> 00:53:59,344
We're done (smacking) we're over!
1213
00:53:59,344 --> 00:54:00,179
(smacking)
1214
00:54:00,179 --> 00:54:01,295
Stick a fork in it!
1215
00:54:01,295 --> 00:54:02,418
Ow, I told you, I'm sorry.
1216
00:54:02,418 --> 00:54:04,337
Too little, too late!
1217
00:54:06,283 --> 00:54:10,005
I'm sure she'll be back soon.
1218
00:54:10,005 --> 00:54:12,346
I don't think so.
1219
00:54:12,346 --> 00:54:15,432
What do you know about women, anyway?
1220
00:54:17,261 --> 00:54:20,799
Hmm, well Miss Misscat,
she seems really nice.
1221
00:54:20,799 --> 00:54:22,547
Nice is boring, you're boring.
1222
00:54:22,547 --> 00:54:23,802
You don't drink or smoke,
1223
00:54:23,802 --> 00:54:26,272
and your conversation sucks.
1224
00:54:26,272 --> 00:54:29,106
And all you talk about is booze and women.
1225
00:54:29,106 --> 00:54:30,679
You're not interested in having
1226
00:54:30,679 --> 00:54:32,927
a real conversation, I'm out.
1227
00:54:32,927 --> 00:54:33,829
Wait up.
1228
00:54:33,829 --> 00:54:35,299
What's got four legs, a tail,
1229
00:54:35,299 --> 00:54:37,240
and always lands on its feet?
1230
00:54:37,240 --> 00:54:38,123
(huffs)
1231
00:54:38,123 --> 00:54:39,577
We're about to find out.
1232
00:54:39,577 --> 00:54:40,990
(clunk)
1233
00:54:40,990 --> 00:54:42,113
(screams)
1234
00:54:42,113 --> 00:54:43,949
And get me some cigarettes!
1235
00:54:47,431 --> 00:54:48,909
Rifki, watch out, barbed wire!
1236
00:54:48,909 --> 00:54:49,967
(boing)
1237
00:54:49,967 --> 00:54:52,460
(yells)
1238
00:54:52,460 --> 00:54:54,454
(thud)
(moans)
1239
00:54:54,454 --> 00:54:56,342
Where the hell have you two been?
1240
00:54:56,342 --> 00:54:58,307
Everything got fucked up, dude.
1241
00:54:58,307 --> 00:54:59,473
(rattle)
1242
00:54:59,473 --> 00:55:02,156
I don't give a rat's ass, no more excuses.
1243
00:55:02,156 --> 00:55:03,826
Where's the fucking drink?
1244
00:55:03,826 --> 00:55:06,107
I'll give you a rat's ass, fat bastard!
1245
00:55:06,107 --> 00:55:07,706
How about asking if I'm okay?
1246
00:55:07,706 --> 00:55:09,074
I could have fucking died--
1247
00:55:09,074 --> 00:55:10,397
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
1248
00:55:10,397 --> 00:55:11,584
hey, guys, guys.
1249
00:55:11,584 --> 00:55:12,706
(laughs nervously)
1250
00:55:12,706 --> 00:55:15,616
We're grown animals,
stop acting like humans.
1251
00:55:15,616 --> 00:55:16,889
Stay out of this!
1252
00:55:16,889 --> 00:55:18,738
And he's no animal, he's a man.
1253
00:55:18,738 --> 00:55:19,880
A man!
1254
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:22,179
Look at the size of his head!
1255
00:55:22,179 --> 00:55:23,830
I'm warning you, vermin.
1256
00:55:23,830 --> 00:55:25,036
I'm not in the mood!
1257
00:55:25,036 --> 00:55:26,755
I've enough bullshit today,
1258
00:55:26,755 --> 00:55:29,220
I don't need it from you!
1259
00:55:29,220 --> 00:55:30,782
Like you have problems!
1260
00:55:30,782 --> 00:55:32,468
You've been on your ass all day!
1261
00:55:32,468 --> 00:55:33,300
Oh yeah?
1262
00:55:33,709 --> 00:55:36,762
I tried to get laid,
she gets electrocuted.
1263
00:55:36,762 --> 00:55:40,443
A freak kills my friend, so I kill him.
1264
00:55:40,443 --> 00:55:42,096
He comes back to life,
1265
00:55:42,096 --> 00:55:43,466
so I kill him again.
1266
00:55:43,466 --> 00:55:46,650
I'm called a bastard, then
one actually shows up.
1267
00:55:46,650 --> 00:55:50,110
Then I fall in love, but she disappears.
1268
00:55:50,110 --> 00:55:52,838
No sex, no food, no booze,
1269
00:55:53,556 --> 00:55:57,100
and you think you got it baaad!
1270
00:55:58,909 --> 00:56:00,827
I think he's in pain.
1271
00:56:02,444 --> 00:56:03,946
Fuck all of you.
1272
00:56:06,759 --> 00:56:09,000
Leave me alone until you can fix this.
1273
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:13,087
(sombre string instrument music)
1274
00:56:28,552 --> 00:56:31,723
Okay, I guess it's up to me.
1275
00:56:31,723 --> 00:56:33,379
Don't worry, it's fine.
1276
00:56:33,379 --> 00:56:34,797
Riza will fix it.
1277
00:56:36,171 --> 00:56:37,172
Okay, think.
1278
00:56:38,449 --> 00:56:40,284
Look at those fuckers.
1279
00:56:41,421 --> 00:56:43,258
Safe and warm in their houses,
1280
00:56:43,258 --> 00:56:45,321
maybe I need to think like a human,
1281
00:56:45,321 --> 00:56:47,090
not a rodent.
1282
00:56:47,090 --> 00:56:48,776
So, what do I need?
1283
00:56:48,776 --> 00:56:49,610
Meh, um.
1284
00:56:53,860 --> 00:56:56,141
(chuckles) Money.
1285
00:56:56,141 --> 00:57:00,311
With money, we can buy anything we need.
1286
00:57:01,243 --> 00:57:02,744
How are we going to get money?
1287
00:57:02,744 --> 00:57:03,949
I ain't getting a job.
1288
00:57:03,949 --> 00:57:05,017
Think about it!
1289
00:57:05,017 --> 00:57:07,215
The mouth-breathers
don't play by the rules,
1290
00:57:07,215 --> 00:57:08,704
so why should we?
1291
00:57:08,704 --> 00:57:11,761
They take what they want, when they want.
1292
00:57:11,761 --> 00:57:13,265
And then store it away
1293
00:57:13,265 --> 00:57:15,351
like fucking squirrels for winter.
1294
00:57:15,351 --> 00:57:17,631
It's time we take back this city,
1295
00:57:17,631 --> 00:57:19,385
from the ones who have forced us to live
1296
00:57:19,385 --> 00:57:21,656
on the street like vagrants!
1297
00:57:21,656 --> 00:57:23,353
All right.
1298
00:57:23,353 --> 00:57:24,772
Let's go take it.
1299
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:30,091
(upbeat Eastern instrumental music)
1300
00:57:34,828 --> 00:57:35,912
We're here.
1301
00:57:38,708 --> 00:57:40,309
What, rob a bank?
1302
00:57:40,309 --> 00:57:41,143
Why not?
1303
00:57:41,143 --> 00:57:42,580
It'll be easy.
1304
00:57:42,580 --> 00:57:44,453
So, what's the plan?
1305
00:57:44,453 --> 00:57:47,698
It wasn't my idea, or was it?
1306
00:57:47,698 --> 00:57:49,227
Okay, this is it:
1307
00:57:49,227 --> 00:57:50,671
I'll sneak in,
1308
00:57:50,671 --> 00:57:52,734
eh, and open the door,
1309
00:57:52,734 --> 00:57:54,453
mission accomplished.
1310
00:57:54,453 --> 00:57:56,250
Hey, good plan, Riza.
1311
00:57:56,250 --> 00:57:57,918
I'll be the lookout.
1312
00:58:16,320 --> 00:58:18,489
Shero, revenge, Princess.
1313
00:58:20,343 --> 00:58:22,584
Shut up, you loony-toon.
1314
00:58:22,584 --> 00:58:24,385
(gasping)
1315
00:58:24,385 --> 00:58:27,356
Captain, no matter how hard
we beat the shit out of him,
1316
00:58:27,356 --> 00:58:28,504
he won't shut up.
1317
00:58:28,504 --> 00:58:30,415
I don't know what to do.
1318
00:58:30,415 --> 00:58:31,586
What's a Shero?
1319
00:58:31,586 --> 00:58:33,089
Dead!
1320
00:58:33,089 --> 00:58:34,014
(gasps)
1321
00:58:34,014 --> 00:58:36,315
Ugh, he's a maniac, look him up!
1322
00:58:36,315 --> 00:58:37,165
Shero.
1323
00:58:37,165 --> 00:58:38,835
Shut it!
1324
00:58:41,425 --> 00:58:43,177
Shero, Shero.
1325
00:58:43,177 --> 00:58:44,753
Shut up.
1326
00:58:44,753 --> 00:58:48,674
(suspenseful orchestral music)
1327
00:58:56,115 --> 00:58:58,368
(groaning)
1328
00:58:59,886 --> 00:59:03,955
(squishing)
(huffs)
1329
00:59:03,955 --> 00:59:05,475
(laughs)
1330
00:59:05,475 --> 00:59:07,457
(toilet flushes)
1331
00:59:07,457 --> 00:59:09,793
(splashing)
1332
00:59:19,694 --> 00:59:21,698
(gasps)
1333
00:59:22,810 --> 00:59:25,142
(whimsical orchestral music)
1334
00:59:25,142 --> 00:59:29,030
He could use more fibre in his diet.
1335
00:59:29,030 --> 00:59:31,199
(shivers)
1336
00:59:36,601 --> 00:59:38,388
So, kid, any sign of them?
1337
00:59:38,388 --> 00:59:39,556
Nothing yet.
1338
00:59:43,570 --> 00:59:44,404
Oh yeah.
1339
00:59:46,199 --> 00:59:49,321
(grunting)
(squeaking)
1340
00:59:49,321 --> 00:59:50,908
(eerie choir music)
1341
00:59:50,908 --> 00:59:53,160
(grunting)
1342
00:59:55,611 --> 00:59:58,231
(squeaking)
1343
00:59:58,231 --> 01:00:00,151
(slam)
1344
01:00:01,989 --> 01:00:03,273
(screaming)
1345
01:00:03,273 --> 01:00:04,264
A mouse!
1346
01:00:04,264 --> 01:00:06,497
(upbeat Eastern instrumental music)
1347
01:00:06,497 --> 01:00:07,330
(yelping)
1348
01:00:07,330 --> 01:00:11,502
(thud)
(cymbals crash)
1349
01:00:17,806 --> 01:00:20,058
(jangling)
1350
01:00:31,809 --> 01:00:32,729
(whoosh)
1351
01:00:32,729 --> 01:00:34,267
What took so long?
1352
01:00:34,267 --> 01:00:37,353
Eh, I had to take care of business.
1353
01:00:43,314 --> 01:00:45,067
(farts)
1354
01:00:45,067 --> 01:00:47,319
(jangling)
1355
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:52,022
(clicking)
1356
01:00:52,022 --> 01:00:53,940
Entre, si vous plait.
1357
01:00:58,414 --> 01:00:59,247
The vault.
1358
01:01:02,457 --> 01:01:03,467
(cackles)
1359
01:01:03,467 --> 01:01:04,719
How you gonna open it?
1360
01:01:04,719 --> 01:01:05,898
Stink it it open?
1361
01:01:05,898 --> 01:01:08,210
Eh, hardly, I am an expert at locks.
1362
01:01:08,210 --> 01:01:10,095
Gimme a boost.
1363
01:01:10,095 --> 01:01:12,689
(whimsical orchestral music)
1364
01:01:12,689 --> 01:01:15,460
Eh, so, guess a number
between one and nine.
1365
01:01:15,460 --> 01:01:17,245
I'm surrounded by idiots.
1366
01:01:17,245 --> 01:01:18,963
Let me do it.
1367
01:01:18,963 --> 01:01:21,048
(grunts)
1368
01:01:22,661 --> 01:01:24,366
(cracking)
1369
01:01:24,366 --> 01:01:25,997
It's about to give.
1370
01:01:25,997 --> 01:01:27,054
I heard it crack.
1371
01:01:27,054 --> 01:01:29,004
Oh, that was my back.
1372
01:01:29,004 --> 01:01:30,061
(cracking)
1373
01:01:30,061 --> 01:01:31,417
Well, that didn't work.
1374
01:01:31,417 --> 01:01:32,769
What should we try next?
1375
01:01:32,769 --> 01:01:33,904
(rattling)
1376
01:01:39,115 --> 01:01:41,449
(beeping)
(mumbling)
1377
01:01:41,449 --> 01:01:42,840
(bells tinkle)
1378
01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:44,911
(cranking)
(thud)
1379
01:01:46,246 --> 01:01:50,417
(creaking)
(harp strums)
1380
01:01:50,944 --> 01:01:52,228
How'd you do that?
1381
01:01:52,228 --> 01:01:53,616
Pure skill.
1382
01:01:53,616 --> 01:01:55,034
It's beautiful.
1383
01:01:57,106 --> 01:01:58,124
What?
1384
01:01:58,124 --> 01:02:00,169
Damn, that's a lot of cabbage.
1385
01:02:00,169 --> 01:02:02,839
(ominous music)
1386
01:02:03,789 --> 01:02:05,427
(beeping)
1387
01:02:05,427 --> 01:02:07,140
Calling the attention
1388
01:02:07,140 --> 01:02:09,036
of all units; robbery in progress
1389
01:02:09,036 --> 01:02:11,682
at First National Bank, the perps appear
1390
01:02:11,682 --> 01:02:13,117
to be a pair of cats.
1391
01:02:13,117 --> 01:02:13,951
(gasps)
1392
01:02:13,951 --> 01:02:14,785
Repeat, cats.
1393
01:02:14,785 --> 01:02:15,619
Kitties?
1394
01:02:15,619 --> 01:02:16,452
(huffing)
1395
01:02:16,452 --> 01:02:17,386
All units
1396
01:02:17,386 --> 01:02:18,270
respond immediately.
1397
01:02:18,270 --> 01:02:20,282
This has got to be a joke, right?
1398
01:02:20,282 --> 01:02:22,600
Shero!
1399
01:02:24,186 --> 01:02:27,102
(upbeat disco music)
1400
01:02:27,102 --> 01:02:29,272
(sighing)
1401
01:02:37,246 --> 01:02:39,414
(moaning)
1402
01:02:47,986 --> 01:02:50,494
(record skips)
(huffs)
1403
01:02:50,494 --> 01:02:52,982
Stop fooling around!
1404
01:02:52,982 --> 01:02:55,266
(rustling)
1405
01:02:55,266 --> 01:02:57,435
(zipping)
1406
01:03:03,091 --> 01:03:05,167
Riza, let's go.
1407
01:03:05,167 --> 01:03:07,290
We only need enough for tonight.
1408
01:03:07,290 --> 01:03:08,856
What's wrong with you, Shero?
1409
01:03:08,856 --> 01:03:10,159
And what about tomorrow?
1410
01:03:10,159 --> 01:03:11,400
We should take it all.
1411
01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:12,527
Taco, help me carry it.
1412
01:03:12,527 --> 01:03:14,210
(grunts)
(whoosh)
1413
01:03:14,210 --> 01:03:15,103
(yelps)
1414
01:03:15,103 --> 01:03:16,245
He's only just a kitten.
1415
01:03:16,245 --> 01:03:19,401
That's too heavy for him, rat boy.
1416
01:03:19,401 --> 01:03:21,329
Greed is good, the one percent
1417
01:03:21,329 --> 01:03:22,323
won't miss it.
1418
01:03:22,323 --> 01:03:23,693
Besides, it's insured.
1419
01:03:23,693 --> 01:03:25,128
We gotta grab as much as we can,
1420
01:03:25,128 --> 01:03:26,558
come on, take it.
1421
01:03:26,558 --> 01:03:27,874
Yah!
1422
01:03:27,874 --> 01:03:28,708
Come on.
1423
01:03:28,708 --> 01:03:29,748
Come on, come on, come on.
1424
01:03:29,748 --> 01:03:31,165
Come on, come on.
1425
01:03:31,184 --> 01:03:33,558
You're being too greedy, let's go.
1426
01:03:33,558 --> 01:03:35,044
All right, fine.
1427
01:03:35,079 --> 01:03:37,295
It feels so wrong to leave it behind.
1428
01:03:37,295 --> 01:03:39,263
All right, let's just get out of here.
1429
01:03:39,263 --> 01:03:40,758
You can't buy happiness,
1430
01:03:40,758 --> 01:03:42,079
but you can steal it.
1431
01:03:42,079 --> 01:03:43,247
Aw, shut it.
1432
01:03:44,801 --> 01:03:47,554
(sirens wailing)
1433
01:03:50,614 --> 01:03:52,784
(huffing)
1434
01:03:55,630 --> 01:03:57,882
(chuckles)
1435
01:04:00,204 --> 01:04:02,077
(siren wailing)
1436
01:04:02,077 --> 01:04:03,628
Is that the cops?
1437
01:04:03,628 --> 01:04:04,463
(siren wailing)
1438
01:04:04,463 --> 01:04:05,410
Oh shit.
1439
01:04:05,410 --> 01:04:09,246
(frenzied instrumental music)
1440
01:04:11,456 --> 01:04:13,020
(clang)
(squawks)
1441
01:04:13,020 --> 01:04:14,174
(squeaking)
(groans)
1442
01:04:14,174 --> 01:04:15,008
(gurgling)
1443
01:04:15,008 --> 01:04:16,384
Dudes, the fuzz is here!
1444
01:04:16,384 --> 01:04:17,653
You gotta get out of there!
1445
01:04:17,653 --> 01:04:18,488
Now!
1446
01:04:18,488 --> 01:04:20,348
(frenzied instrumental music)
1447
01:04:20,348 --> 01:04:23,682
(sirens wailing)
1448
01:04:23,682 --> 01:04:24,524
Hurry up!
1449
01:04:24,524 --> 01:04:27,366
We've been busted, get
the fuck out of there!
1450
01:04:27,366 --> 01:04:28,325
Go, now!
1451
01:04:28,325 --> 01:04:29,678
Run!
1452
01:04:29,678 --> 01:04:32,599
(tyres screeching)
1453
01:04:43,523 --> 01:04:45,274
This is the police!
1454
01:04:48,807 --> 01:04:50,054
We're screwed now.
1455
01:04:50,054 --> 01:04:51,613
I'm out through the shitter.
1456
01:04:51,613 --> 01:04:52,772
What the hell?
1457
01:04:52,772 --> 01:04:53,606
What about us?
1458
01:04:53,606 --> 01:04:56,062
Your head won't make it past the bowl!
1459
01:04:56,838 --> 01:04:57,929
Surrender!
1460
01:04:57,929 --> 01:04:59,684
Come out with your paws up!
1461
01:04:59,684 --> 01:05:01,935
(rustling)
1462
01:05:02,978 --> 01:05:05,219
I'm really flush with cash now.
1463
01:05:05,219 --> 01:05:07,304
(laughs)
1464
01:05:11,678 --> 01:05:12,896
Ah, shit.
1465
01:05:12,896 --> 01:05:14,001
Surrender!
1466
01:05:14,001 --> 01:05:15,276
The windows!
1467
01:05:15,276 --> 01:05:16,789
It's the only way out.
1468
01:05:16,789 --> 01:05:18,732
The glass is double-plated.
1469
01:05:18,732 --> 01:05:20,549
I know we can do this.
1470
01:05:20,549 --> 01:05:23,458
All we have to do is put
our heads together, Dad.
1471
01:05:23,458 --> 01:05:27,630
(engine buzzing)
(tyres screeching)
1472
01:05:39,753 --> 01:05:41,609
(yelling in unison)
1473
01:05:41,609 --> 01:05:43,229
(smashing)
1474
01:05:43,229 --> 01:05:45,564
(screaming)
1475
01:05:50,011 --> 01:05:51,349
Huh?
1476
01:05:51,349 --> 01:05:52,993
Shero?
1477
01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:56,773
(gasping)
1478
01:05:56,773 --> 01:05:58,055
Stop!
1479
01:05:58,055 --> 01:05:58,889
Freeze!
1480
01:05:58,889 --> 01:05:59,734
Fire!
1481
01:05:59,734 --> 01:06:01,125
Mine.
1482
01:06:01,125 --> 01:06:03,485
(gun shots)
1483
01:06:03,485 --> 01:06:05,654
(gasping)
1484
01:06:12,992 --> 01:06:15,244
(clanging)
1485
01:06:18,049 --> 01:06:21,149
Shero, Shero, Taco, over here.
1486
01:06:21,149 --> 01:06:22,163
Riza!
1487
01:06:22,163 --> 01:06:23,810
There's an open door!
1488
01:06:23,810 --> 01:06:25,444
(clang)
1489
01:06:25,444 --> 01:06:28,182
Make a break for it, when they cease fire!
1490
01:06:28,983 --> 01:06:30,150
You can do it.
1491
01:06:30,997 --> 01:06:33,637
You better be right, 'cause if I die,
1492
01:06:33,637 --> 01:06:35,437
I'm gonna kick your ass!
1493
01:06:35,437 --> 01:06:36,870
(gun shots)
1494
01:06:36,870 --> 01:06:38,179
(laughs creepily)
1495
01:06:47,857 --> 01:06:48,691
Mine.
1496
01:06:49,754 --> 01:06:50,829
Stop!
1497
01:06:50,829 --> 01:06:52,588
(gun shots)
1498
01:06:52,588 --> 01:06:53,862
Kitty mine!
1499
01:06:53,862 --> 01:06:56,490
(rumbling)
1500
01:06:56,490 --> 01:06:57,684
(clang)
1501
01:07:00,095 --> 01:07:02,993
(whooshing)
1502
01:07:02,993 --> 01:07:04,912
(slam)
1503
01:07:12,558 --> 01:07:14,643
(grunts)
1504
01:07:23,944 --> 01:07:25,945
(click)
1505
01:07:27,850 --> 01:07:29,729
(gun shot)
1506
01:07:29,729 --> 01:07:32,398
(ominous music)
1507
01:07:36,473 --> 01:07:39,355
(sombre orchestral music)
1508
01:07:39,355 --> 01:07:40,272
Riza, no!
1509
01:07:44,350 --> 01:07:46,685
(gun shots)
1510
01:07:56,526 --> 01:07:57,870
(yells)
1511
01:07:57,870 --> 01:08:00,040
(moaning)
1512
01:08:08,448 --> 01:08:10,202
(clang)
1513
01:08:10,202 --> 01:08:12,552
Well, that was a dog day afternoon.
1514
01:08:12,552 --> 01:08:13,610
Hurry up, kiddo.
1515
01:08:13,610 --> 01:08:15,050
Riza, is he okay?
1516
01:08:15,050 --> 01:08:17,279
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure he's fine,
1517
01:08:17,279 --> 01:08:21,040
probably just hiding in
the sewers, somewhere.
1518
01:08:21,040 --> 01:08:22,670
(slam)
1519
01:08:22,670 --> 01:08:26,341
(upbeat instrumental music)
1520
01:08:30,139 --> 01:08:32,140
(yelps)
1521
01:08:46,044 --> 01:08:47,091
(slam)
(yells)
1522
01:08:47,091 --> 01:08:50,790
(ominous instrumental rock music)
1523
01:08:50,790 --> 01:08:52,942
(yells)
1524
01:08:52,942 --> 01:08:55,278
(gun shots)
1525
01:08:56,244 --> 01:08:57,882
(screams)
1526
01:08:57,882 --> 01:08:58,967
What is he?
1527
01:09:00,746 --> 01:09:02,211
Zombie mouth-breather.
1528
01:09:02,211 --> 01:09:06,382
(gun shots)
(grunting)
1529
01:09:15,834 --> 01:09:18,003
(huffing)
1530
01:09:25,339 --> 01:09:27,507
(screams)
1531
01:09:29,100 --> 01:09:29,935
(bam)
1532
01:09:29,935 --> 01:09:30,769
Ow!
1533
01:09:30,769 --> 01:09:31,773
(screams)
(crash)
1534
01:09:31,773 --> 01:09:33,271
(gun shot)
1535
01:09:33,271 --> 01:09:35,607
(whooshing)
1536
01:09:43,049 --> 01:09:44,567
(groans)
1537
01:09:44,567 --> 01:09:45,935
(bam)
(gasps)
1538
01:09:45,960 --> 01:09:47,044
Taco!
1539
01:09:47,044 --> 01:09:48,409
No!
1540
01:09:48,409 --> 01:09:50,724
Attention men on the roof!
1541
01:09:50,724 --> 01:09:53,084
Ah, it's a pair of cats up there, sir.
1542
01:09:53,084 --> 01:09:55,087
Uh, you cats up there!
1543
01:09:56,096 --> 01:09:57,815
We know you have the money!
1544
01:09:57,815 --> 01:09:59,734
We've got you surround!
1545
01:09:59,799 --> 01:10:01,881
There's no escape!
1546
01:10:01,881 --> 01:10:03,401
Taco?
1547
01:10:03,401 --> 01:10:05,100
Taco, wake up.
1548
01:10:05,100 --> 01:10:06,684
Taco, please, Taco.
1549
01:10:07,907 --> 01:10:09,075
Wake up, Taco.
1550
01:10:10,571 --> 01:10:11,404
Please.
1551
01:10:12,319 --> 01:10:13,487
Say something.
1552
01:10:14,765 --> 01:10:15,954
My son.
1553
01:10:15,954 --> 01:10:17,755
You cats, surrender,
1554
01:10:17,755 --> 01:10:19,437
and you can go back to playing piano
1555
01:10:19,437 --> 01:10:20,511
on the internet!
1556
01:10:20,511 --> 01:10:21,684
Surrender or else!
1557
01:10:21,684 --> 01:10:23,269
We want that money!
1558
01:10:24,448 --> 01:10:26,059
Couple of cats robbed a bank?
1559
01:10:26,059 --> 01:10:27,598
I don't believe it, how did they do it?
1560
01:10:27,598 --> 01:10:28,686
Okay people, move back.
1561
01:10:28,686 --> 01:10:29,521
Make room!
1562
01:10:29,521 --> 01:10:31,855
(screaming)
1563
01:10:35,130 --> 01:10:36,930
(Turkish language song)
1564
01:10:36,930 --> 01:10:38,217
You want the damn money?
1565
01:10:38,217 --> 01:10:39,253
Then take it!
1566
01:10:39,253 --> 01:10:41,007
Take it, take it all!
1567
01:10:45,356 --> 01:10:47,554
(screams)
1568
01:10:47,554 --> 01:10:50,200
Leave us the fuck alone!
1569
01:10:50,600 --> 01:10:53,618
Holy shit, look, free money!
1570
01:10:53,618 --> 01:10:55,203
It's raining money!
1571
01:11:03,923 --> 01:11:06,452
Move away, now!
1572
01:11:06,452 --> 01:11:07,621
Go, move away!
1573
01:11:09,644 --> 01:11:11,296
But officer, please, I'm broke!
1574
01:11:11,296 --> 01:11:12,503
(mumbling)
1575
01:11:12,503 --> 01:11:13,363
Don't touch it!
1576
01:11:13,363 --> 01:11:14,486
Leave it alone!
1577
01:11:14,486 --> 01:11:15,394
Money!
1578
01:11:15,394 --> 01:11:17,563
Stay out of there!
1579
01:11:49,710 --> 01:11:53,466
(bashing)
(tyres screeching)
1580
01:11:53,466 --> 01:11:56,052
(car speeding)
1581
01:11:59,315 --> 01:12:00,549
What the!
1582
01:12:00,549 --> 01:12:03,219
(tyres screech)
1583
01:12:04,186 --> 01:12:05,437
Hey, hey you!
1584
01:12:06,389 --> 01:12:07,223
Move!
1585
01:12:07,223 --> 01:12:08,057
(horn honking)
1586
01:12:08,057 --> 01:12:09,316
Come on, you!
1587
01:12:09,316 --> 01:12:10,150
Shero?
1588
01:12:11,001 --> 01:12:12,168
What happened?
1589
01:12:13,906 --> 01:12:14,740
Hey, Shero!
1590
01:12:17,114 --> 01:12:19,221
What happened to the kitty?
1591
01:12:19,221 --> 01:12:20,793
Was he hit by a car?
1592
01:12:20,793 --> 01:12:23,087
Or did you do something to him?
1593
01:12:23,087 --> 01:12:25,400
I'm the worst father ever.
1594
01:12:25,400 --> 01:12:26,985
What do you mean?
1595
01:12:26,985 --> 01:12:28,403
He's been shot.
1596
01:12:30,514 --> 01:12:32,086
He's dead. (cries)
1597
01:12:32,086 --> 01:12:33,921
Give him to me, now.
1598
01:12:34,891 --> 01:12:36,226
Wait, you moron.
1599
01:12:39,810 --> 01:12:41,805
(engine starts)
1600
01:12:41,805 --> 01:12:44,725
(tyres screeching)
1601
01:13:10,143 --> 01:13:11,476
Shero?
1602
01:13:15,701 --> 01:13:19,169
(suspenseful music)
1603
01:13:19,169 --> 01:13:20,968
(gasps)
1604
01:13:20,968 --> 01:13:22,531
(slam)
1605
01:13:22,531 --> 01:13:26,702
(crashing)
(slamming)
1606
01:13:31,698 --> 01:13:34,144
Ugh, disinfectant, no wait, cognac,
1607
01:13:34,144 --> 01:13:35,198
no, whiskey!
1608
01:13:35,198 --> 01:13:36,070
I've got whiskey!
1609
01:13:36,070 --> 01:13:39,307
(slam)
(shattering)
1610
01:13:39,307 --> 01:13:43,022
Gauze, cotton, fucking shit.
1611
01:13:43,022 --> 01:13:45,612
Fuck me, where the fuck did I put them?
1612
01:13:45,612 --> 01:13:46,517
(rustling)
1613
01:13:46,517 --> 01:13:47,460
Goddamn boxes.
1614
01:13:47,460 --> 01:13:49,702
Make yourself useful, man up!
1615
01:13:49,702 --> 01:13:51,872
(bashing)
1616
01:13:54,708 --> 01:13:55,542
This it?
1617
01:13:55,542 --> 01:13:59,213
(sombre instrumental music)
1618
01:14:06,516 --> 01:14:08,601
(grunts)
1619
01:14:25,556 --> 01:14:27,653
(clink)
1620
01:14:27,653 --> 01:14:31,723
(squishing)
(huffs)
1621
01:14:31,723 --> 01:14:33,808
(grunts)
1622
01:14:40,030 --> 01:14:41,165
Let me see.
1623
01:14:41,165 --> 01:14:43,334
Shit, he's still bleeding!
1624
01:14:49,540 --> 01:14:53,027
Come on, Taco, you can't die. Taco?
1625
01:14:53,027 --> 01:14:54,712
You're a fucking cat!
1626
01:14:54,712 --> 01:14:56,725
You got nine lives, goddamn it!
1627
01:14:56,725 --> 01:15:00,896
(whoosh)
(cymbals crash)
1628
01:15:01,251 --> 01:15:03,503
(flopping)
1629
01:15:04,552 --> 01:15:07,364
It's taken you an hour
to climb ten stairs.
1630
01:15:07,364 --> 01:15:09,449
Cut me some slack, man.
1631
01:15:10,811 --> 01:15:12,617
I was born to fly,
1632
01:15:12,617 --> 01:15:15,736
(moans) not walk.
1633
01:15:15,736 --> 01:15:18,139
Okay... hold on.
1634
01:15:19,107 --> 01:15:20,438
(grunting in unison)
1635
01:15:20,438 --> 01:15:21,331
(huffs)
1636
01:15:21,331 --> 01:15:23,313
Shero, you made it.
1637
01:15:23,313 --> 01:15:25,640
Man, that was some crazy-ass shit.
1638
01:15:29,808 --> 01:15:31,968
What happened to the kid?
1639
01:15:32,385 --> 01:15:34,637
He saved my life, stupid.
1640
01:15:35,826 --> 01:15:37,610
How can we help?
1641
01:15:37,610 --> 01:15:38,481
Stop.
1642
01:15:38,481 --> 01:15:39,697
He needs to rest.
1643
01:15:39,697 --> 01:15:42,575
Eh, pup's gonna wake up
a wealthy boy, right?
1644
01:15:42,575 --> 01:15:45,328
What's the total score, how much?
1645
01:15:49,093 --> 01:15:51,178
You got the money, right?
1646
01:15:52,015 --> 01:15:53,516
There is no money!
1647
01:15:53,516 --> 01:15:55,763
I threw it away, all of it!
1648
01:15:55,763 --> 01:15:57,146
No!
1649
01:15:57,146 --> 01:15:58,441
What the fuck!
1650
01:15:58,441 --> 01:16:00,425
After all we went through!
1651
01:16:00,425 --> 01:16:01,518
Be quiet!
1652
01:16:01,518 --> 01:16:02,543
All of you, out.
1653
01:16:02,543 --> 01:16:03,386
Me too?
1654
01:16:03,386 --> 01:16:04,292
Especially you.
1655
01:16:04,292 --> 01:16:05,793
The boy stays here, go on!
1656
01:16:05,793 --> 01:16:06,850
Get out, now!
1657
01:16:06,850 --> 01:16:08,636
He's my son, I'll look after him.
1658
01:16:08,636 --> 01:16:09,470
Uh, guys?
1659
01:16:09,470 --> 01:16:11,049
And how's that working out?
1660
01:16:11,049 --> 01:16:12,538
You almost got him killed!
1661
01:16:12,538 --> 01:16:13,372
But I didn't huh?
1662
01:16:13,372 --> 01:16:14,206
Bros?
1663
01:16:14,206 --> 01:16:15,114
He's okay.
1664
01:16:15,114 --> 01:16:16,105
Hey.
1665
01:16:16,105 --> 01:16:17,444
Don't you get it, Shero?
1666
01:16:17,444 --> 01:16:19,162
It's over, we're over.
1667
01:16:19,162 --> 01:16:20,178
Uh, dudes?
1668
01:16:20,178 --> 01:16:24,062
Thanks to you, we don't have
a home anymore, damn it!
1669
01:16:24,062 --> 01:16:25,480
Enough already!
1670
01:16:27,358 --> 01:16:28,829
I have some money.
1671
01:16:28,829 --> 01:16:31,142
(thwack)
1672
01:16:31,142 --> 01:16:32,446
(gasps)
1673
01:16:32,446 --> 01:16:34,456
(boing)
(splat)
1674
01:16:34,456 --> 01:16:35,402
Gimme that.
1675
01:16:35,402 --> 01:16:37,813
(smack)
(screams)
1676
01:16:37,813 --> 01:16:39,950
(flicking)
1677
01:16:39,950 --> 01:16:42,577
Okay, this is for the back rent,
1678
01:16:42,577 --> 01:16:45,053
this is next year's rent,
1679
01:16:45,053 --> 01:16:47,576
this is for the damage you did,
1680
01:16:47,576 --> 01:16:50,004
this is for the fish you stole.
1681
01:16:50,004 --> 01:16:52,835
This is for the stress you've caused me.
1682
01:16:52,835 --> 01:16:53,667
And this?
1683
01:16:55,627 --> 01:16:59,380
What you owe Semi. (laughs)
1684
01:17:00,921 --> 01:17:04,859
And, there's this left, eh?
1685
01:17:05,883 --> 01:17:07,968
What shall we do with it?
1686
01:17:09,288 --> 01:17:11,779
(rustling)
1687
01:17:12,213 --> 01:17:15,883
(upbeat instrumental music)
1688
01:17:29,289 --> 01:17:30,889
Give me a hit.
1689
01:17:30,889 --> 01:17:33,225
You love it, right?
1690
01:17:34,111 --> 01:17:35,204
God bless you.
1691
01:17:35,204 --> 01:17:36,771
It was a little tricky at first,
1692
01:17:36,771 --> 01:17:38,588
every time I tried to get her from behind,
1693
01:17:38,588 --> 01:17:40,224
I get whacked by her tail.
1694
01:17:40,224 --> 01:17:42,338
Anyway, as we were getting hot and heavy,
1695
01:17:42,338 --> 01:17:43,709
her father shows up.
1696
01:17:43,709 --> 01:17:45,870
Here you are, it's Turkey's finest.
1697
01:17:45,870 --> 01:17:47,269
Awesome.
1698
01:17:47,269 --> 01:17:50,903
Ah, look at you, got the munchies.
1699
01:17:50,903 --> 01:17:53,071
And then the old man says,
1700
01:17:53,071 --> 01:17:55,187
he doesn't want his daughter dating a rat,
1701
01:17:55,187 --> 01:17:57,041
then he said, I don't have enough cashew
1702
01:17:57,041 --> 01:17:59,781
to support her, can you believe that shit.
1703
01:17:59,781 --> 01:18:01,639
You're making this shit up, huh?
1704
01:18:01,639 --> 01:18:03,705
Later that night, I went to her tree,
1705
01:18:03,705 --> 01:18:05,636
and he pelted me with acorns.
1706
01:18:05,636 --> 01:18:08,533
That's when I decided no more squirrels.
1707
01:18:08,533 --> 01:18:11,884
But they're just like
you, they're fucking nuts.
1708
01:18:11,884 --> 01:18:13,990
(laughing)
1709
01:18:13,990 --> 01:18:15,771
Up yours, bird-brain.
1710
01:18:15,771 --> 01:18:17,806
In honour of this scrumptious feast,
1711
01:18:17,806 --> 01:18:19,127
I'd like to play something.
1712
01:18:19,127 --> 01:18:19,961
Eh.
1713
01:18:19,961 --> 01:18:20,809
What?
And spoil the fun?
1714
01:18:20,809 --> 01:18:21,643
No way.
1715
01:18:21,643 --> 01:18:22,477
Shit.
1716
01:18:22,477 --> 01:18:23,849
That's the problem these days,
1717
01:18:23,849 --> 01:18:25,701
no appreciation for the classics.
1718
01:18:25,701 --> 01:18:26,775
No class.
1719
01:18:26,775 --> 01:18:30,613
Now he's gone, let's
get this party started.
1720
01:18:32,428 --> 01:18:36,051
This sucks, she's gone for good.
1721
01:18:36,051 --> 01:18:37,840
Can you please pass the water?
1722
01:18:37,840 --> 01:18:41,510
What are you doing, you
don't drink it with water.
1723
01:18:41,510 --> 01:18:43,267
(mumbling)
1724
01:18:43,267 --> 01:18:45,568
(ominous music)
1725
01:18:45,568 --> 01:18:48,091
You're gonna get too drunk to fly!
1726
01:18:48,091 --> 01:18:49,155
No shit.
1727
01:18:49,155 --> 01:18:51,333
Ah, are those my gas tanks?
1728
01:18:51,333 --> 01:18:52,335
What's this?
1729
01:18:52,335 --> 01:18:53,787
(laughing creepily)
1730
01:18:53,787 --> 01:18:54,860
Shero!
1731
01:18:54,860 --> 01:18:56,392
Misscat!
1732
01:18:56,392 --> 01:18:59,334
(cackling madly)
1733
01:18:59,334 --> 01:19:00,502
Everyone dies!
1734
01:19:00,502 --> 01:19:02,601
The only one to die will be you!
1735
01:19:02,601 --> 01:19:04,448
(suspenseful music)
1736
01:19:04,448 --> 01:19:06,764
(click)
(whooshing)
1737
01:19:06,764 --> 01:19:08,682
(slam)
1738
01:19:09,686 --> 01:19:11,733
(yelling)
1739
01:19:11,733 --> 01:19:12,967
(grunting)
(bashing)
1740
01:19:12,967 --> 01:19:15,219
(slamming)
1741
01:19:18,183 --> 01:19:21,277
Hey, that's my cat!
1742
01:19:22,011 --> 01:19:22,846
Tank!
1743
01:19:22,846 --> 01:19:23,738
(yells)
1744
01:19:26,092 --> 01:19:27,508
You mess with my family,
1745
01:19:27,508 --> 01:19:28,746
you mess with the Tank!
1746
01:19:28,746 --> 01:19:30,916
(bashing)
1747
01:19:32,365 --> 01:19:35,780
Bravo, brava, well done!
1748
01:19:35,780 --> 01:19:37,644
(grunts)
1749
01:19:37,644 --> 01:19:38,479
(yells)
1750
01:19:38,479 --> 01:19:39,311
(bashing)
1751
01:19:39,311 --> 01:19:40,539
(yells)
(shrieks)
1752
01:19:40,539 --> 01:19:42,706
(bashing)
1753
01:19:43,613 --> 01:19:45,988
(crumbling)
1754
01:19:45,988 --> 01:19:47,780
(whoosh)
(crash)
1755
01:19:47,780 --> 01:19:50,532
(group cheering)
1756
01:19:52,663 --> 01:19:55,169
(moaning)
1757
01:19:55,169 --> 01:19:56,421
You finish him.
1758
01:19:56,421 --> 01:19:57,867
Oh, no, no, I couldn't.
1759
01:19:57,867 --> 01:19:58,859
Really, it's fine.
1760
01:19:58,859 --> 01:20:00,061
Well, okay, if you insist.
1761
01:20:00,061 --> 01:20:02,294
(whooshing)
(moaning)
1762
01:20:02,294 --> 01:20:04,151
(bam)
1763
01:20:04,151 --> 01:20:08,073
(screaming)
(crash)
1764
01:20:08,073 --> 01:20:11,443
(rustling)
(sighing)
1765
01:20:11,443 --> 01:20:12,277
(clanging)
1766
01:20:12,277 --> 01:20:14,529
(crash)
1767
01:20:15,472 --> 01:20:16,915
Psycho.
1768
01:20:18,388 --> 01:20:20,390
(clink)
1769
01:20:22,571 --> 01:20:25,241
(ominous music)
1770
01:20:30,884 --> 01:20:34,828
(fireworks exploding)
1771
01:20:34,828 --> 01:20:38,746
Looks like the circus is in town.
1772
01:20:38,746 --> 01:20:40,961
Happy New Year!
1773
01:20:40,961 --> 01:20:44,797
(cheerful instrumental music)
1774
01:20:48,372 --> 01:20:51,791
I thought I wasn't good enough for you.
1775
01:20:53,015 --> 01:20:54,646
You had me at meow.
1776
01:20:54,646 --> 01:20:56,901
(chuckling)
1777
01:20:56,901 --> 01:20:58,666
Misscat!
1778
01:20:58,666 --> 01:20:59,875
(groaning)
1779
01:20:59,875 --> 01:21:02,403
No, great, I'm never getting laid.
1780
01:21:02,403 --> 01:21:06,574
Well, I've never liked the word "never",
1781
01:21:06,583 --> 01:21:09,063
and there is no time like the present,
1782
01:21:09,063 --> 01:21:10,196
what do you say?
1783
01:21:10,196 --> 01:21:11,030
(gasps)
1784
01:21:11,030 --> 01:21:13,270
Let's make tabbies together.
1785
01:21:13,270 --> 01:21:16,272
(upbeat rock music)
1786
01:21:18,895 --> 01:21:22,316
(Turkish language song)
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