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Hey, kids, this episode has
some scary moments.
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You might want to grab
a parent to watch it with.
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Or grandparent!
Let's watch this bad boy!
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[theme music playing]
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♪ Me and you ♪
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♪ Together, we can't lose ♪
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♪ Me and you, me and you ♪
[echoes]
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[mellow, funky music playing]
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[music slows, distorts]
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[eerie piano melody playing]
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[bats shrieking]
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[thunder crashing]
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Ahh... you again.
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Looking for shelter
from the cold and rain?
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Well, fear not.
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You'll be safe in here...
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And perhaps a few spooky tales
will warm your weary bones.
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-[discordant chord plays]
-Yes...
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I know just the one to boil your
blood and bury your fears...
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-six feet under!
-[discordant chord plays]
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[cackling]
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[thunder crackles]
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[gentle music plays]
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So I told Mom, "We take care
of pets all the time.
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We deserve one of our own!"
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And voila!
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Our very own hermit crab!
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So cool!
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So... what do we do with it?
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Eh, I don't want it to pinch me.
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So just look at it, I guess?
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Okay!
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[both sigh]
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You, uh, wanna go watch
some animal facts?
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Did you know starfish
have to spit out their stomachs
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-before they eat?
-[retching]
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[chuckles] Gross.
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That reminds me.
Crab feeding time!
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Not it! Mm-hmm!
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Hey, hermit crab!
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Hermit crab? I got your--
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[screams] Lily!
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What's wrong, Ja-- [yelps]
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What happened?
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What the heck did you feed it?
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I didn't feed him anything!
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Well... what do we do now?
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There's only one thing to do.
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[light music playing]
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[inhales deeply] Hermit crab.
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Our time with you was short...
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Ah... 46 minutes.
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[eerie musical sting]
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[Jack] "Easier pet
than a hermit crab."
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Okay! Cockroaches
or drug-resistant bacteria.
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Which sounds more fun?
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Welcome back
to freaky animal facts.
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Hermit crabs molt their
exoskeleton once a year.
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The discarded body
makes them look dead,
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but they're totally fine!
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Huh! That looks like
our hermit crab a week ago.
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Yeah, it does.
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[both gasp]
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We buried him...
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-[both] Alive?
-[thunderclap]
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[ominous music playing]
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There's nothing
we can do for him now.
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We failed you, hermit crab.
[sniffles]
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-Wanna play a video game?
-Psh! If you wanna get owned.
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You wish, newb.
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[eerie music building]
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[loud metallic snipping]
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[video game beeping and zapping]
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[hinge creaking]
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Jack? Is that you?
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-[eerie music sting]
-[gasps]
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[chuckles] Not funny, Jack.
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-[gasps]
-[grim music playing]
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[whimpering softly]
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Pull yourself together, Lily.
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-[eerie music intensifies]
-[heartbeat pounding]
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[screams]
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-Jack! Wake up!
-Huh? What?
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The hermit crab
is back from the dead!
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And he wants revenge!
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Lily, you just had
a bad dream or-- Huh?
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-[intense music plays]
-[screaming]
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Nope.
You're of completely sound mind.
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-Let's get outta here!
-Where do we go?
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Uh... The Groom and Board.
It's secure.
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What about Mom and Dad?
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The crab's beef isn't with them.
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This is our fight.
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-All clear?
-Yeah, all clear.
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[rustling]
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-You hear that?
-[scurrying footsteps]
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-Where is it?
-[crackling]
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[eerie music sting]
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[screaming]
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-[grunting]
-[both screaming]
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We're locked in!
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Uh... Lil?
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[screams] Run, run, run!
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[panting] To the vents!
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[breathing rapidly]
Hurry! Go faster!
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-[screaming]
-[rapid clanging footsteps]
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C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon!
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-Jack, open the door!
-Why isn't this...
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We're locked in!
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[loud thunderclap]
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[yelling]
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[Lily panting]
We gotta get outta here!
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I'm trying!
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[both yelling]
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[Jack] Whoa!
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[grunting, yelping]
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He dug all this up?
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Oh no! He's gonna bury us alive!
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No, no, no, no, no!
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Have mercy!
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-Ouch!
-[both scream]
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[thunderclap]
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Uh, if we're gonna be here
for a while,
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you wanna watch
freaky animal facts?
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Do I!
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[host on phone]
Welcome back
to freaky animal facts.
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[Mrs. Withers] Hope that wasn't
too scary for you...
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But it's like I always say.
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If it ain't broke...
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don't bury it alive!
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[cackling]
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Hungry for more?
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I've got a feast of a tale
for you...
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as long as you save room
for your just desserts!
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[video games beeping]
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[thunder crashing]
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[sighs]
Twenty-five minutes to close.
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Beat it.
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Beat it.
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Didn't beat it
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but is a trash game
for trash people.
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I dunno, I kinda like this one.
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[Lily] Jack, you have to come
see this!
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[door creaking]
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-[upbeat video game music]
-Order in! Chop, chop!
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Never even heard of this one.
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[thunder crashing]
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[zapping]
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-Huh?
-[character]
Burger time!
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[harsh digital trilling]
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Huh? What happened?
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Where are we?
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[retro video game beeping]
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New chefs!
You better start grilling!
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Burger Chef doesn't like
to be kept waiting.
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The... Burger Chef?
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[low voice cackling]
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Welcome, new chefs!
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[both] We're... in the game!
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I hear an order.
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[booming] Start cooking!
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Yes, chef.
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-[rapid beeping]
-[upbeat music continues]
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I always wanted this to happen!
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Just wish we got sucked
into a cooler game.
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What?
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[Lily] It's just a co-op
cooking game.
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What are the stakes, y'know?
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Clock is ticking!
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[alarm blaring]
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Time to eat!
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[eerie music playing]
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I wanted ketchup, not mustard!
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[grunts, spits]
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[bell tolls]
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[both scream]
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I hear another order.
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Start cooking!
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[cooks] Yes, chef!
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Forget everything I said!
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-Cook for your life!
-Oh! Okay!
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[chuckles]
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[ticking]
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[upbeat electronic music
playing]
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[retro beeps]
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[panting]
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[groans]
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[Burger Chef] Where my burger?!
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[chomping, munching]
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Ugh! This tastes like butt!
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Who cooked that?
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[yelps]
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Well, that's no good...
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[cook yelps]
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I can't believe you threw
an innocent NPC
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under the bus like that.
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Uhh...
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It's not like
they're real people...
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-Where my burger?
-[ticking]
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[whimpering]
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[upbeat electronic music
playing]
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Living inside a video game
should be awesome,
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but I hate this!
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Stop whining and start cooking!
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[echoing panting]
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[both panting]
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[all grunt]
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-[ticking intensifies]
-[menacing panting]
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Stay out of my way!
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[rapid ticking]
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[Burger Chef breathes heavily]
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[alarm blaring]
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Missing burger?
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[panting] It's here!
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No cold burgers!
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What? No!
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[chomps, spits]
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[bell tolls]
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I hear another order coming in!
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I want my burger!
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[both scream]
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This is impossible!
He'll never get enough burgers!
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He's just like you
with video games!
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-[bell dings]
-Can't... get... enough!
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That's it!
226
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Chef wants more?
227
00:09:02,193 --> 00:09:03,325
We'll give him more!
228
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Burger! Burger! Burger!
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-Wait up, Chef!
-[alarm blaring]
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Here ya go!
231
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More!
232
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Chef is still hungry, Jack.
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More burgers coming up!
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[deep laughter]
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Eat this!
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Wait!
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-More!
-I said wait!
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More!
239
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Oh no, we don't have any more!
240
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Wait, what are you doing?
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I put us in this mess.
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[dramatic, heroic music playing]
243
00:09:39,622 --> 00:09:41,319
And I'm gonna get us out of it.
244
00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:43,539
Lily, wait! No!
245
00:09:44,845 --> 00:09:46,107
Don't worry, Jack.
246
00:09:46,237 --> 00:09:47,978
I know cheat codes.
247
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,851
-[chomping]
-No!
248
00:09:50,981 --> 00:09:53,114
[loud chomping]
249
00:09:53,810 --> 00:09:55,333
[groans]
250
00:09:55,464 --> 00:09:57,422
-[yells]
-[booming]
251
00:09:57,553 --> 00:09:58,772
[music fades]
252
00:09:58,902 --> 00:10:00,600
Huh? Ketchup?
253
00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:02,993
[victorious electronic melody
plays]
254
00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:05,082
Lil!
255
00:10:05,996 --> 00:10:07,868
[trilling beep]
256
00:10:07,998 --> 00:10:09,434
[Burger Chef]
You win!
257
00:10:09,565 --> 00:10:10,392
[gasps]
258
00:10:11,001 --> 00:10:12,263
Jack, we did it!
259
00:10:12,394 --> 00:10:14,004
Mm, yeah! Mm-mm-mm!
260
00:10:14,135 --> 00:10:15,658
[Jack]
Okay, c'mon...
261
00:10:15,789 --> 00:10:17,704
Huh. They kinda look like...
262
00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:19,183
What are their names again?
263
00:10:19,314 --> 00:10:20,358
[grumbling]
264
00:10:20,489 --> 00:10:22,230
Take that, Burger Chef!
265
00:10:23,144 --> 00:10:24,841
[both scream]
266
00:10:24,972 --> 00:10:26,669
-[whimpers] What's happening?
-[Lily yelps]
267
00:10:28,192 --> 00:10:29,106
I don't know!
268
00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:30,717
Lily!
269
00:10:30,847 --> 00:10:31,761
Jack!
270
00:10:35,156 --> 00:10:36,244
[ominous musical sting]
271
00:10:36,374 --> 00:10:38,289
Hank! What did you do?
272
00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:40,422
[chuckling] Relax!
273
00:10:40,552 --> 00:10:42,119
It's not like they're...
274
00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:43,817
[menacingly] ...real people.
275
00:10:44,469 --> 00:10:45,514
Aww...
276
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:46,776
Game over.
277
00:10:46,907 --> 00:10:49,431
[cackling]
278
00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:50,824
[clears throat] Hey!
279
00:10:50,954 --> 00:10:52,434
Where do you think you're going?
280
00:10:52,564 --> 00:10:53,653
-[thunderclap]
-No!
281
00:10:53,783 --> 00:10:55,916
I-I have more tales to tell!
282
00:10:56,612 --> 00:10:57,961
What? Oh.
283
00:10:58,701 --> 00:11:01,312
Down the hall past
the eyeball chair on your left.
284
00:11:01,443 --> 00:11:04,098
But remember one thing...
285
00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:06,491
Always wash your hands!
286
00:11:06,622 --> 00:11:08,711
[Mrs. Withers cackling]
287
00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:11,018
[Mrs. Withers coughing]
288
00:11:13,585 --> 00:11:15,370
[thunder crashing]
289
00:11:17,198 --> 00:11:20,418
[eerie piano melody playing]
290
00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:22,812
Back for more, eh?
291
00:11:22,943 --> 00:11:24,422
Well, get ready.
292
00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:26,511
This next one is a bit of a...
293
00:11:26,642 --> 00:11:28,731
nail-biter!
294
00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:31,342
[Mrs. Withers cackling]
295
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,346
[emotional K-drama theme music
playing]
296
00:11:37,305 --> 00:11:40,090
[laughs softly]
297
00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:43,224
Oh!
298
00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:48,055
[uneasy music playing]
299
00:11:48,185 --> 00:11:49,317
[grumbles]
300
00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:53,974
[gasps] Oh no!
301
00:11:55,192 --> 00:11:56,324
Hmm...
302
00:11:56,454 --> 00:11:58,065
Are you gonna find it?
303
00:11:58,195 --> 00:12:00,720
You know what will happen,
right?
304
00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,634
-A rat will eat--
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
305
00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:05,594
A rat will eat my toenail,
turn into me and take my place.
306
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,988
Umma,
please.
I'm not a kid anymore.
307
00:12:08,684 --> 00:12:10,425
Uh... excuse me.
308
00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:11,513
[grunts]
309
00:12:12,035 --> 00:12:13,820
Minju! This is no joke!
310
00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,560
Okay,
Umma
! Love you!
311
00:12:15,691 --> 00:12:17,214
[tsking]
312
00:12:17,345 --> 00:12:19,390
I can't believe Mom
is still taking
313
00:12:19,521 --> 00:12:20,957
this fairy tale so seriously.
314
00:12:21,088 --> 00:12:22,393
[chortles] I believe it.
315
00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:24,961
That's why I keep these bad boys
tightly secured.
316
00:12:25,092 --> 00:12:26,920
Eww! That's gross, Will!
317
00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:28,399
How long have you been
collecting those?
318
00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:30,619
Uh... since I met your mother.
319
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,012
It was the first thing
she told me
320
00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:33,753
when I asked for her permission
to marry you.
321
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,972
Ugh. You need to get rid
of those immediately.
322
00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:37,626
But I'm in bed already.
323
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,106
I'll do it tomorrow.
324
00:12:39,671 --> 00:12:41,673
Min doppelganger!
325
00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:44,111
I hope it's true.
'Cause, you know...
326
00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:45,590
more the merrier for me.
327
00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:47,418
[giggles] Stop it!
328
00:12:47,549 --> 00:12:49,377
-[Will chuckles]
-[sighs]
329
00:12:50,117 --> 00:12:52,641
How
would
you know if it was me
or my doppelganger?
330
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,730
-[Will snoring]
-Will?
331
00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:57,820
Ugh!
332
00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:02,085
[animal chittering]
333
00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:04,392
-[uneasy music playing]
-Huh?
334
00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:06,089
[insects chirping]
335
00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:08,962
[animal chittering]
336
00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:12,487
-Hmm...
-[animal squeals]
337
00:13:12,617 --> 00:13:14,228
[gasps] Who's there?
338
00:13:16,273 --> 00:13:17,187
Hmm?
339
00:13:17,318 --> 00:13:18,449
[wood creaking]
340
00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:19,799
[music intensifies]
341
00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:21,670
Wha...
342
00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:24,107
-[eerie crunching]
-[eerie stinger]
343
00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:26,283
[gasps] Uh...
344
00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:27,328
[music fades]
345
00:13:28,938 --> 00:13:32,681
[eerie music plays, fades]
346
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,944
-[munching]
-[yawns loudly]
347
00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:37,033
Sorry, everybody... Oh!
348
00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:38,643
Who did all the cooking?
349
00:13:38,774 --> 00:13:40,471
Uh, what do you mean? You did.
350
00:13:40,602 --> 00:13:42,256
No, I didn't.
What are you talking about?
351
00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:44,911
Maybe it was Rat Min!
352
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:47,696
-[eerie music builds]
-Uh... what? I... I...
353
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,176
[snickers, laughs]
354
00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:50,568
[laughter]
355
00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:52,483
Oh, we're just playin'
with ya, hon!
356
00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:55,443
-[laughs] The look on your face!
-Okay, very funny.
357
00:13:55,573 --> 00:13:57,097
I dunno about Rat Min,
358
00:13:57,227 --> 00:13:59,099
but I do think there are mice
in the house.
359
00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:00,927
They've been squeaking
all night long.
360
00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:02,972
Maybe they were having
a toenail feast.
361
00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:04,713
Oh, that's gross, Mom!
362
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,367
-Nice one!
-Seriously?
363
00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:08,369
I'm taking the kids to Mike A's.
364
00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:09,936
I'll pick up some traps, huh?
365
00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:12,199
Maybe Mike will have
a big enough trap for Rat Min!
366
00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:13,287
Ohh!
367
00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:15,419
[laughter]
368
00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:18,292
Hey! It's not okay to make fun
of your mom like that!
369
00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:20,598
-You hear me?
-[huffs]
370
00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:23,253
[speaking Korean]
371
00:14:24,254 --> 00:14:26,822
Oh! [laughs] Mm!
372
00:14:27,823 --> 00:14:29,172
-What?
-Huh?
373
00:14:29,303 --> 00:14:31,740
-You call me.
-What? No, I didn't.
374
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,611
Are you one hundo percent sure?
375
00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:35,570
Uh, yeah.
376
00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:37,702
Ow! What gives, Mom?
377
00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:38,921
Hmm!
378
00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:41,706
Okay, you are not Rat Min. Here.
379
00:14:41,837 --> 00:14:44,448
It's a
pot
. Korean red bean.
380
00:14:44,579 --> 00:14:46,755
Use it when you see Rat Min.
381
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,845
It's a traditional
monster repellent.
382
00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:54,415
Okay, I have a Go-Stop
tournament today!
383
00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:55,982
-I'm gonna be late.
-[door opens]
384
00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:57,853
-Bye!
-[door closes]
385
00:14:57,984 --> 00:14:59,202
[frustrated sigh]
386
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:01,074
[electricity crackles,
powers down]
387
00:15:01,204 --> 00:15:02,379
Huh?
388
00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:05,643
[eerie music playing]
389
00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:08,908
Yeah, I think there's some sort
of power outage or something.
390
00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:10,126
[gasps]
391
00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:11,606
[grim music playing]
392
00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:12,999
You!
393
00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:15,001
[eerie voice] Me?
394
00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:16,176
[Min screams]
395
00:15:16,306 --> 00:15:19,135
-Uhh...
-Am I pretty?
396
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:22,051
Uhhh...
Of-Of course you're pretty!
397
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,577
But maybe not as pretty as me!
398
00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:28,144
Eat
pot
, monster!
399
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,799
Ow! What gives, Mom?
400
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,496
Why aren't the beans working?
401
00:15:32,627 --> 00:15:34,455
Don't be afraid...
402
00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:36,109
I will be you...
403
00:15:36,239 --> 00:15:38,111
and you will be me.
404
00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:39,982
-[Min whimpering]
-[cat meows]
405
00:15:40,113 --> 00:15:41,418
-Huh?
-[music halts]
406
00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:42,506
[meow]
407
00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:43,855
Uhhh...
408
00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:45,466
[purrs, then stomach rumbles]
409
00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:46,902
[intense belching]
410
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,643
[wailing in pain]
411
00:15:48,773 --> 00:15:50,558
[screeching, squeaking]
412
00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:52,429
Uhh...
413
00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:55,215
-[cat purrs]
-[rat squeaks]
414
00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:56,433
[shuddering gasp]
415
00:15:56,564 --> 00:15:57,652
Hey, what's going on here?
416
00:15:57,782 --> 00:16:00,350
Oh! Will! It was real!
417
00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:02,004
Rat Min was real!
418
00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:03,701
Shhh. You're okay.
419
00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:04,964
I love you, baby.
420
00:16:05,181 --> 00:16:06,574
-[sobbing]
-[electricity crackles]
421
00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:08,271
-[Will] Honey, we're here!
-Hmm?
422
00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:10,839
Hey, hon. Sorry we're late.
423
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,233
Wait... you were...
just in the...
424
00:16:13,363 --> 00:16:14,495
Why is...? What?
425
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,366
Uhhh... what's up?
426
00:16:16,497 --> 00:16:18,020
[gasps] Your toenail jar!
427
00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:19,848
Did you throw
your toenails away?
428
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,155
Uh, yeah?
I flushed them down the toilet!
429
00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:23,808
You what?!
430
00:16:23,939 --> 00:16:25,201
Uh-oh.
431
00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:27,812
Sewer rats are the worst.
432
00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:29,640
W-What is going on, honey?
433
00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:31,338
[eerie music playing]
434
00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:36,082
[Rat Wills groaning
and chittering]
435
00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:40,390
Well, I hope you learned
a valuable lesson.
436
00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:45,700
Unfortunately, nothing can
prepare you for our final tale.
437
00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:47,267
The story of...
438
00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:49,008
-[discordant chord]
-Oop! Oh!
439
00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:51,271
Ruined the intro!
440
00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:54,013
[menacing synth music playing]
441
00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:56,015
[mellow music playing]
442
00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:00,062
[both yawning]
443
00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:04,066
Uh...
444
00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:06,025
Is that what I... [yelps]
445
00:17:06,155 --> 00:17:07,374
[Will yells]
446
00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:09,202
No! This is bad!
This is bad! This is bad!
447
00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:10,594
Family!
448
00:17:10,812 --> 00:17:12,770
We've received an omen
from the underworld!
449
00:17:12,857 --> 00:17:14,859
We must prepare, posthaste!
450
00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:16,861
[eerie musical sting]
451
00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:18,080
[laughter]
452
00:17:18,211 --> 00:17:20,343
Come on, Dad. Be serious.
453
00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:22,171
Oh, laugh it up.
454
00:17:22,302 --> 00:17:25,131
But if you took one bite
of these cursed carbohydrates,
455
00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:27,089
your spirit would fuse
with the demon and--
456
00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:28,438
Ooh, toast! Yummy!
457
00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:30,745
I love toast!
458
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,225
All types of toast.
459
00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:36,794
Wheat, white, multigrain,
rye, sourdough...
460
00:17:36,925 --> 00:17:39,319
-[both] Told you!
-[Lily shrieking]
461
00:17:39,449 --> 00:17:41,799
[snarling, grunting]
462
00:17:42,887 --> 00:17:44,541
Uh-oh. This can't be good.
463
00:17:44,672 --> 00:17:45,716
[eerie music playing]
464
00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:49,503
[monstrous snarling]
465
00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:54,856
[monstrous cackling]
466
00:17:54,986 --> 00:17:57,815
You summoned me
from the Eternal Wheatfields
467
00:17:57,946 --> 00:18:00,644
to toast the world
into an apocalypse!
468
00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:02,951
I knew it!
Quick! We can't let it escape!
469
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,387
Okay, alright!
470
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:07,521
Release my sister, demon!
471
00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:09,305
[Jack grunting]
472
00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:12,134
[Min grunting]
473
00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:14,310
So... strong...
474
00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:16,573
Crisis averted!
475
00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:18,227
[Jack screaming]
476
00:18:18,358 --> 00:18:19,533
[shrieks]
477
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,101
-Morning, family!
-[music halts]
478
00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:24,581
That boy Jack is too hyper.
479
00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:26,583
No more sugar for him!
480
00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:28,019
[cackles, shrieks]
481
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:29,630
-[screams]
-[bell dings]
482
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:30,674
[whimpers]
483
00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:33,677
Mom! Are you... still there?
484
00:18:33,808 --> 00:18:35,114
[eerie exhaling breath]
485
00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:37,594
[Lily laughing maniacally]
486
00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:41,381
[music fades]
487
00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:44,427
Don't worry.
I won't say "I told you so."
488
00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:46,516
I've got a plan.
Let's move, Jack!
489
00:18:46,647 --> 00:18:49,258
We've got to stop your sister
from scorching the Earth!
490
00:18:49,389 --> 00:18:51,130
How did you know
about the wheat demon?
491
00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:53,175
Don't you know?
I majored in Necronomics
492
00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:54,872
at Moosejaw Community College.
493
00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:56,961
[Jack] And you've never
mentioned this before?
494
00:18:57,092 --> 00:18:59,616
[Will] Every Canadian school
has classes on the mystic arts.
495
00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:01,227
Do you guys not do that here?
496
00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:03,838
[low voices singing
Gregorian chants]
497
00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:06,232
[whimpering]
498
00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:08,669
[monks growling]
499
00:19:11,454 --> 00:19:13,543
[dramatic synth music playing]
500
00:19:13,674 --> 00:19:16,764
Bingo! It says here
to vanquish a toast demon
501
00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:18,940
we must perform
a ceremonial buttering.
502
00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:20,681
Extract the evil invader.
503
00:19:20,811 --> 00:19:23,074
And hope Lily's soul survives...
504
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:24,380
[dramatic thunderclap]
505
00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:26,513
Time for a trip to the store.
506
00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:27,862
-[music halts]
-[monk] See ya!
507
00:19:27,992 --> 00:19:29,342
Come back anytime!
508
00:19:29,472 --> 00:19:31,474
[dramatic synth music resumes]
509
00:19:32,475 --> 00:19:34,173
Soft to the touch...
510
00:19:35,522 --> 00:19:36,871
just like me.
511
00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:38,873
[cart rattling]
512
00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:40,614
Hurry, hurry!
513
00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:42,442
[Lily cackling]
514
00:19:43,051 --> 00:19:43,878
[Lily] Peekaboo!
515
00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:45,967
[cackles, then shrieks]
516
00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:48,143
-[screaming]
-[bell dings]
517
00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:50,276
-[screaming]
-[bell dings]
518
00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:53,888
Lily, you stop that right now!
Listen to your mother!
519
00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:56,064
[snickering]
520
00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:57,718
[music softens]
521
00:19:57,848 --> 00:19:59,459
Mommy, you found me!
522
00:19:59,589 --> 00:20:01,156
I don't feel so good.
523
00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:02,679
Can I have a hug?
524
00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:04,464
It's my little girl!
525
00:20:04,594 --> 00:20:05,900
No! Don't trust her!
526
00:20:06,161 --> 00:20:08,642
-Come here, you sweet little--
-[Lily cackles]
527
00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:09,730
Oh great.
528
00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:12,733
-[screaming]
-[bell dings]
529
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:14,865
Nooooo!
530
00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:19,218
Keep going, son! To high ground!
531
00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:21,481
-[intense music playing]
-[cackling]
532
00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:23,483
[Will] Hurry!
Just a little further!
533
00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:25,049
We're almost there!
534
00:20:25,876 --> 00:20:27,748
-[crumbling]
-[grunts] Oh no! Hang on!
535
00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:29,706
[Jack straining] Dad!
536
00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:32,535
[cackling]
537
00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:35,973
[groaning] I can't...
hold it... much longer!
538
00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:37,888
Don't give up on me, son!
539
00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:40,543
[low maniacal laughter]
540
00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:42,545
[low roaring]
541
00:20:42,676 --> 00:20:43,720
[echoing deep roar]
542
00:20:43,851 --> 00:20:44,939
[bell dings]
543
00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:48,595
[sobbing]
544
00:20:48,725 --> 00:20:50,771
[echoing] My family!
545
00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:53,687
-[heroic synth music playing]
-[thunder rumbles]
546
00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:55,166
Bertie bought a bat of butter
547
00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:56,472
but the butter was not bitter.
548
00:20:56,603 --> 00:20:58,169
Spread the butter,
cross the grass,
549
00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,693
we'll defeat the demon at last.
550
00:20:59,823 --> 00:21:01,042
Yellow as corn, soft as silk,
551
00:21:01,172 --> 00:21:02,261
warm as love and creamy as milk.
552
00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:03,914
Canada toast, hail the roast,
553
00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:05,742
grandma ghost,
spookier than most.
554
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:07,918
Toast demon!
555
00:21:08,049 --> 00:21:11,139
You will heed to me!
556
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,793
[Will yelling]
557
00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:14,490
[low cackling]
558
00:21:14,621 --> 00:21:16,057
[echoing roar]
559
00:21:16,187 --> 00:21:18,015
[energy building]
560
00:21:18,146 --> 00:21:20,409
[zapping blast]
561
00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:22,542
[screaming]
562
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,025
[screaming]
563
00:21:28,156 --> 00:21:29,592
[energy crackling]
564
00:21:29,723 --> 00:21:31,333
[booming]
565
00:21:31,464 --> 00:21:32,508
[thudding]
566
00:21:32,639 --> 00:21:33,640
[booming]
567
00:21:33,770 --> 00:21:35,250
[music fades]
568
00:21:36,556 --> 00:21:38,688
Ugh... What happened?
569
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,777
How'd I get up here?
570
00:21:40,908 --> 00:21:42,388
Hey look, toast!
571
00:21:42,518 --> 00:21:44,346
Yummy! [munching]
572
00:21:44,477 --> 00:21:46,305
Mmm, I love toast.
573
00:21:46,435 --> 00:21:47,697
All types of toast...
574
00:21:47,828 --> 00:21:51,092
White, wheat, sourdough,
pumpernickel...
575
00:21:51,222 --> 00:21:52,789
-[thunder crashing]
-[low note resonates]
576
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:56,010
And the scariest part
of that story
577
00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:58,099
is that it's all true!
578
00:21:58,229 --> 00:22:00,101
[cackling, coughing]
579
00:22:00,231 --> 00:22:01,581
[clearing throat]
580
00:22:02,582 --> 00:22:04,453
So? What do you think?
581
00:22:04,584 --> 00:22:05,846
Yeah, super fun story!
582
00:22:06,020 --> 00:22:07,674
-I liked the one with the crabs.
-So spooky!
583
00:22:07,761 --> 00:22:08,936
Incredible!
584
00:22:09,066 --> 00:22:10,416
I have some notes.
585
00:22:10,546 --> 00:22:12,113
[flatulence]
586
00:22:14,158 --> 00:22:16,117
[ending theme playing]
587
00:22:24,255 --> 00:22:26,127
♪ Me and you ♪
588
00:22:26,301 --> 00:22:28,085
♪ Together, we can't lose ♪
589
00:22:31,306 --> 00:22:33,090
♪ Me and you, me and you ♪
590
00:22:33,264 --> 00:22:35,179
♪ Me and you ♪
591
00:22:35,266 --> 00:22:39,401
♪ Together, we can't lose ♪
592
00:22:39,575 --> 00:22:41,142
♪ Me and you, me and you ♪
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