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[light music playing]
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[game sounds playing]
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[heavy sigh]
Another day, another penny.
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-[indistinct rumbling]
-Whoa!
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Lily!
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Anusha!
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Debs!
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LAD!
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[laughter]
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Finally! Best friend trio
is back together!
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Please get off of me.
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♪ Me and you ♪
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♪ Together we can't lose ♪
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♪ Me and you, me and you ♪
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Go... LAD!
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This is it.
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The canvas on which we paint
our masterpiece.
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For this LAD day,
we finally become...
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Gold Rush champions!
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The golden karaoke machine!
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It'd be proof
of our ultimate teamwork.
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This prize is what we've worked
our entire friendship for.
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Plus, we could have some sick
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[singsongy, echoing]
karaoke nights!
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Nothin's gonna stop us
this year.
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Gooo... LAD! LAD! LAD!
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Except winning the Gold Rush
is impossible.
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-What?
-Nothing.
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[rumbling]
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[people screaming]
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Our competition's
looking fierce! Hyah!
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-Think we can handle it?
-Heck, yeah!
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No one has our combined skills.
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We're strategic,
strong, creative!
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The ultimate team, LAD!
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[grunting]
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[bell clanging]
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[Craig] Calling all gamers.
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Welcome to the annual Gold Rush.
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Rules are simple.
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Head-to-head matches.
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Lose once, and you're out.
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The survivors show down
in Lake-pocalypse
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with the reigning champ... HB3.
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[all gasp]
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Nobody can beat the champ.
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Absolute legend!
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Challengers, are you ready
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to Gold Rush?
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[gamers cheer]
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Alright, remember,
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stick together
and no one can beat us.
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[Craig]
Up first:
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LAD vs. Influencers!
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[horse neighing, game sound]
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-Giddy up!
-Yah!
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[horses galloping]
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-Yee-haw!
-[click]
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[cameras clicking]
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[horses galloping, crashing]
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[game over sound]
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[Craig]
Down go the Influencers.
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Next: LAD vs. K-Aunties!
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[heaving] Hyah!
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[panting] Woo!
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-[chuckling]
-Yeah!
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[indistinct arguing]
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[Craig]
LAD vs. Meats of Strength!
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[gaming sounds]
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[bell ringing]
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-Yeah! [cheering]
-Yeah!
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[Craig]
LAD vs. Skoutz Honor.
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[quacking sound, bell ringing]
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-[laughing]
-Yeah!
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[Craig]
Team LAD
vs. the reigning champion
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in the final showdown.
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[growling]
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Come on, LAD, one more win.
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-We got this!
-We got this!
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[light and sound fade]
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[suspenseful music playing]
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[clinking]
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[knuckles cracking]
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Oh no, you don't got this.
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[everyone gasps]
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Introducing your reigning champ,
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aka The Great Unbeatable,
aka HB3,
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and also my teenage boss
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'cause her grandpa
owns the place,
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Hank-N Beans III!
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[gaming sounds]
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The champ is here!
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Forget HB3. We got this!
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LAD will play
as Surfer Warriors.
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HB3 will play
as the kraken again.
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Showdown!
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[gaming music playing]
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No mercy!
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Let's squash that squid, LAD!
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Is that all you got?
I'll show you.
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[squid growls]
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We still got this, guys!
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[squid growls]
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I'm not so sure we got this.
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[laughs]
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Told you.
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My thumbs are cramping!
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My eyeballs are crystallizing!
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I can't feel my face! [gasps]
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The face! That's it!
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Girls, all together,
into the face!
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[squid growling]
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[cackles] Victory is mine!
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Ready, LAD?!
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-Yeah!
-Yeah!
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[shouting excitedly]
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No! How is this happening?!
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-Oh, my gosh!
-Oh, my gosh!
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You can't do that!
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[incredulous gasp]
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[rapid beeping]
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[game over song]
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What?!
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Go... LAD! LAD! LAD!
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[LAD laughing and cheering]
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Uh, we have a new champion.
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Would you believe it!
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I now pronounce you,
Gold Rush ch--
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Hold it! They didn't win.
They couldn't have.
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They totally cheated
at Lake-pocalypse.
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And they must have cheated
at every other game too!
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What're you talking about?
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We won fair and square!
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Back us up here, Craig.
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Eh, yeah, I didn't see any--
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What's that, employee?
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[exasperated gasp]
Student loans.
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I mean,
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team LAD totally cheated.
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[angry cries]
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Wow, this crowd
really turns on a dime.
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Ugh. Gamers.
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What do we do now?
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I'm still
your Gold Rush champion!
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Craig, my trophy.
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Huh? Oh, yeah, they took it.
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[doors creaking, slamming]
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Argh.
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So, we're really doing this,
huh?
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-For LAD!
-For LAD!
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Gamers, are you gonna
let them get away with this?
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Cheating and stealing from me
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is cheating and stealing
from you!
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Off with their thumbs!
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LAD must answer
for their crimes.
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Can you dig it?! [echoing]
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[panting]
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[gamers scream and shout]
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So, what's the plan?
Can't go to my house.
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My mom orders from
the Cookie Scouts all the time.
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Can't go to my house! My sister
is friends with Beef's brothers.
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The Aunties obviously know
where I live, so... [gasps]
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I know a toe who can hide us
'till the heat dies down!
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-Dead Ed's!
-But that'll take us through...
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[all] Downtown.
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There they are!
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No other choice. Run!
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Gamers, descend upon the city!
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Bring me my trophy!
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[cheering and shouting]
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[motors whir]
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-[LAD screaming]
-[motors whir]
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[panting]
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[thud]
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[angry shouting]
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-Alright. All we gotta do is--
-Huh?
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Hi!
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Is there a back door
out of this place or...?
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Awesome! Thanks, lady!
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-Whoa!
-Whoa!
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[suspenseful music playing]
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-No!
-No!
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[hissing]
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Hoo! Ha!
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[hissing, grunting]
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[grunting]
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[whispers] Photo op, guys.
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Oh! Get it, Debs!
Oh yeah, that's it!
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-Internet Gold, baby!
-[cameras clicking]
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-[grunting]
-Now, come on!
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Quick thinking, Debs.
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That ought to keep 'em busy
for a while.
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Through here! This should
spit us out right near Dead--
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[motors whir]
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Oh no!
They have back scratchers!
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[shouting]
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[motors whir]
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
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[motors whir]
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Whoa!
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[laughing, indistinct shouting]
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Look out!
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Whoa!
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-[shouting]
-[thud]
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Ooh!
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[indistinct shouting]
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See you at Go-stop
next week, Aunties!
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I think I broke my butt!
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-Me too!
-Me three.
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-But we got this. We're almost--
-[singsongy, taunting] LAD!
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Come out and play.
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LAD!
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Come out and play.
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End of the line, cheaters!
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We didn't cheat!
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Hank is just a sore loser!
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Honest!
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Cheaters!
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Cheaters! Cheaters! Cheaters!
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Uh, what do we do?
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Run around in circles
and scream?
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-Sounds good.
-[inhaling loudly]
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[screaming]
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[coughing]
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Go... LAD!
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Hey, look!
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Yes! That bus will take us
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straight to Dead Ed's.
We're saved!
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[shouts]
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Here they are!
[chanting]
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-[LAD panting]
-[gamers screaming]
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[sighs]
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Hey, are you guys hungr--
Oh, what the heck?
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We're back at Hank 'n' Beans?
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What? Who--
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-Craig?
-[ding]
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You didn't actually think
you could escape
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my web of influence, did you?
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Your little LAD squad
is no match
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for generational wealth.
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[grunting, motors whir]
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-[Influencer] Ugh! Get them!
-Take me.
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Just let my friends go!
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No! Take me instead.
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It's been an honor and privilege
to know you both.
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Guys! What are we doing?
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LAD day is not about
some dumb trophy.
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It's about spending time
together.
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And we're not a great team
because we win.
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It's because we're dang
best friends for life.
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[emotional music]
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We were winners
before we even came here.
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So, let's just give them
what they want.
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-Ready?
-Ready.
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Hey, Hank! Catch!
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N-Tourage, catch my trophy!
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[whistling sound, thud]
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Yes! I win again!
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[laughter]
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Course you'd win.
You have your grandfather
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rig all the games for you.
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Oh, so
you're
the cheater?
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Uh, whoops.
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-[gasps]
-Cheater! Cheater!
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-[shouts]
-Boo!
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Wow. This crowd
really does turn on a dime.
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Hey, back off!
269
00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:33,458
You can't do this!
I'm Hank-N Beans III!
270
00:10:33,589 --> 00:10:35,765
Wait! No, don't!
271
00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:38,420
Well, off to my shift
at Woori Mart.
272
00:10:39,073 --> 00:10:41,902
Hey, I know we spent
most of LAD day
273
00:10:42,032 --> 00:10:43,512
running from an angry mob,
274
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,819
and we didn't get
the Gold Rush trophy,
275
00:10:45,949 --> 00:10:48,256
but it was still a lot of fun.
276
00:10:48,386 --> 00:10:50,954
Yeah!
Like a real-life video game!
277
00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:53,391
Was that the best LAD day yet?
278
00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:55,132
Who says it has to end?
279
00:10:55,263 --> 00:10:57,569
Sleepover at my house
and video games 'till we puke.
280
00:10:57,700 --> 00:11:01,095
Go... LAD! LAD! LAD!
281
00:11:03,184 --> 00:11:04,272
[light music playing]
282
00:11:04,402 --> 00:11:05,752
[yawns]
283
00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:07,928
Nothing like 16 hours of sleep
284
00:11:08,058 --> 00:11:10,800
to really get
the most of your day.
285
00:11:10,931 --> 00:11:13,150
Huh? Oh, totally.
286
00:11:13,281 --> 00:11:14,717
[tapping on computer]
287
00:11:17,372 --> 00:11:19,200
Is this the documentary
you've been working on?
288
00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:21,463
Uh, yeah, yeah.
It's not ready though.
289
00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:25,032
I get it, I get it. No spoilers.
290
00:11:25,162 --> 00:11:27,861
I'll just make my breakfast
and get out of your hair.
291
00:11:30,864 --> 00:11:33,040
Why does the sky look like that?
Is that a filter?
292
00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:34,781
That's the sunrise.
293
00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:36,870
You do know what a sunrise
looks like, right?
294
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,349
[chuckles awkwardly]
295
00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:41,831
Mind if I take a peek?
I won't tell anyone.
296
00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:45,095
No offense, Lil, but I'm kinda
keeping it to myself for now.
297
00:11:45,226 --> 00:11:48,272
Come on! You haven't shown me
anything yet.
298
00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:50,405
-What are you hiding?
-It's not that.
299
00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:52,537
I just need my privacy, okay?
300
00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:56,106
[tuts] I'll see you later.
301
00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:58,195
I have an early morning
shoot tomorrow.
302
00:11:58,326 --> 00:12:00,676
Early morning shoot?
What do you mean? What time?
303
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,069
And what are you shooting?
304
00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:03,070
Just let me in!
305
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,811
Honey, please!
306
00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:06,682
You're stressing out
Colonel Quack.
307
00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:09,337
-[cat quacks]
-I'm just frustrated.
308
00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:11,600
I want to help Jack
with his documentary,
309
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:15,343
but he's being all private
about it for no reason.
310
00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:17,345
He's entitled to his privacy,
hon.
311
00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:20,348
But I'm his half-sister.
I can help!
312
00:12:20,478 --> 00:12:22,263
Just because you live
under the same roof now,
313
00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:24,787
doesn't mean you can be
in his business 24/7.
314
00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:26,876
Maybe you're right.
315
00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:29,052
I should give him his space
in this house.
316
00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:30,750
He'll appreciate that, honey.
317
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:31,925
Mwah.
318
00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:34,623
But out of this house,
319
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,886
his whole stinking life
is fair game!
320
00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:39,933
All I gotta do is wake up early
to see what he's hiding.
321
00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:41,238
Easy!
322
00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:44,241
♪ Me and you ♪
323
00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:48,506
♪ Together we can't lose ♪
324
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:51,205
♪ Me and you, me and you ♪
325
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:53,076
[alarm clock ringing]
326
00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:57,864
Turns out, to wake up early,
327
00:12:57,994 --> 00:13:00,127
you just gotta stay up all night
328
00:13:00,257 --> 00:13:02,303
with only your thoughts.
329
00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:04,087
[door squeaks]
330
00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:09,963
Has Jack always had a mustache?
331
00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:12,704
[yawns, snores, thuds]
332
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:14,228
Get it together, Lily!
333
00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:15,490
Gotta stay awake.
334
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:17,405
[light music playing]
335
00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:23,715
-[panting, thuds]
-[car alarm wailing]
336
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:34,422
-[groaning]
-[dog barking]
337
00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:49,437
[groans] Decaf!
338
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:53,963
[lock beeping]
339
00:13:54,094 --> 00:13:55,965
Is this why
he's been so secretive?
340
00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:57,837
'Cause he's out here
making money?
341
00:13:57,967 --> 00:13:59,273
Mornin', Sam.
342
00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:01,275
Morning, Mr. Calm.
How are the kids?
343
00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:03,103
Can't live with 'em,
can't live without!
344
00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:05,888
-Hey, save me those funnies!
-Yes, sir. [chuckles]
345
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:07,585
Mr. Calm?
346
00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:09,631
Jack's got kids?
347
00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:11,067
What is happening?
348
00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:12,286
I gotta get in there.
349
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:14,462
[panting, heaving]
350
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:18,379
[indistinct chatter]
351
00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:21,251
What is this place?
352
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,079
Oof-- Ow!
353
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,734
You got any ID?
354
00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:28,171
[nervous chuckle]
355
00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:29,781
Of course. [laughs]
356
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:32,045
Let me just get you...
some coffee!
357
00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:33,916
Ah! Not decaf!
358
00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:35,657
Hey, get back here!
359
00:14:36,614 --> 00:14:37,615
[grunts]
360
00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:40,227
Attention all units.
361
00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:43,317
Keep an eye out
for a suspicious person.
362
00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:46,450
Red toque. Wild, bloodshot eyes.
363
00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:48,017
Over and out.
364
00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:50,411
Come on, big dog, you got this.
365
00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:52,456
[barks]
366
00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:54,284
I gotta be careful.
How am I supposed
367
00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:56,243
to get around here undetected?
368
00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:58,462
Ugh! Why do they keep ordering
369
00:14:58,593 --> 00:15:00,987
these dang
child-sized jumpsuits?
370
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:02,902
Hmm.
371
00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:06,427
Perfect.
372
00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:08,777
Yeah, she couldn't handle
how much I recycle.
373
00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:11,562
[spy music playing]
374
00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:17,481
[disguised voice]
Beautiful day, isn't it?
375
00:15:17,612 --> 00:15:20,136
It is a beautiful day!
376
00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:22,617
-Do you own a red toque?
-What? No!
377
00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:24,793
I love showing off
my natural curls.
378
00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:26,969
[scribbling]
379
00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:30,625
[gasps]
380
00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:36,761
[clinks]
381
00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:42,115
[man] That's right, Roger,
leave no bottle unturned.
382
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:45,248
We can't have our water
polluted by some infiltrator.
383
00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:47,947
Man, this factory's security
is intense.
384
00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:49,296
It's just water.
385
00:15:49,426 --> 00:15:52,038
[man 2] Hey John,
crazy weekend, huh?
386
00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:53,561
Wait! Is that--
387
00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:55,258
That's right! [laughs]
388
00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:57,869
What happens in Tisdale,
stays in Tisdale.
389
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,482
Aha! Jack marks the spo...
[thuds]
390
00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:03,832
[whimsical music playing]
391
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,970
-Hello, Mr. Calm.
-Ah!
392
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,580
What are you--? How did--?
393
00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:14,930
I can't believe this!
It's not even 7 AM!
394
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:16,671
Well, start believing,
395
00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:18,847
'cause this coffee mustache
is burning my nose hairs
396
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:22,111
and I'm ready to cause a scene!
397
00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:23,678
So, start talking!
398
00:16:23,808 --> 00:16:26,463
Fine! I'll explain.
But then, you gotta leave.
399
00:16:26,594 --> 00:16:29,162
This is a serious invasion
of my privacy, Lil.
400
00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:31,512
[sighs] I got a job here.
401
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:35,211
Yeah, you gotta give me
more, bud.
402
00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:37,039
All of my favorite documentaries
403
00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:38,780
are about evil corporate
corruption.
404
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:41,478
I figure,
if I just do my job and record,
405
00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:44,090
the factory's dark secrets
will reveal themselves.
406
00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:46,527
-And have they?
-Um, not yet.
407
00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:48,268
But I am in good standing
408
00:16:48,398 --> 00:16:50,052
for employee of the month again.
409
00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:53,534
Show me your eyes! The intruder
has red bloodshot eyes.
410
00:16:53,664 --> 00:16:55,231
Huh? Who is he looking for?
411
00:16:55,362 --> 00:16:57,581
About that...
412
00:16:57,712 --> 00:16:59,540
He's looking for you? Lil!
413
00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:01,498
See what happens
when you invade my privacy?
414
00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:04,066
I just wanted to know
about your documentary.
415
00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:06,764
-Ugh, come on.
-Whoa! No! Wait!
416
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:08,288
[both heaving]
417
00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:11,334
You being here
has made everything worse.
418
00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:12,596
Let me help you.
419
00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:14,163
[heaving, thud]
420
00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:15,686
Quick, hide!
421
00:17:15,817 --> 00:17:19,212
-Hey, John.
-Oh, h-h-hey, Joey.
422
00:17:19,342 --> 00:17:21,605
Hey, thanks for the vacation
rec, by the way.
423
00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:23,477
The wife loved it.
424
00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:25,827
Whoa! Who's this? You new?
425
00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:29,265
No!
In fact sh-he was just leaving.
426
00:17:29,396 --> 00:17:32,486
Hey there.
The name's Crrrrr... amp?
427
00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:36,055
Cramp Ssssss... tanchion.
Yeah, Cramp Stanchion.
428
00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:39,058
Uh, Cramp, were you asking
where the donuts were?
429
00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:41,408
Let me show you.
Sorry, Joey, we gotta run.
430
00:17:41,538 --> 00:17:43,323
-I'll grab you a fritter.
-[door slams]
431
00:17:43,453 --> 00:17:46,239
Oh! He remembered my favorite!
432
00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:50,678
Quick! Get in here.
433
00:17:51,592 --> 00:17:53,376
There's no donuts in here.
434
00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:55,509
Just more dumb water.
435
00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:57,902
Lil, you gotta get out of here
right now.
436
00:17:58,033 --> 00:18:00,644
But you've gotten zero
usable footage.
437
00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:03,082
I could help you actually
get to the bottom of things.
438
00:18:03,212 --> 00:18:05,214
You just have to trust me
and my skills.
439
00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:07,521
-Whoa!
-[splash]
440
00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:08,652
[gurgling]
441
00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:11,307
[alarm sounding]
442
00:18:11,786 --> 00:18:13,701
What happened to Batch Zero?
443
00:18:13,831 --> 00:18:15,485
[gasps] Mr. Calm?
444
00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:17,487
You've tainted
our company's top secret,
445
00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:19,141
ultra-pure spring water!
446
00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:20,925
Just had a little accident.
447
00:18:21,056 --> 00:18:22,884
We have it all under control.
Right, Cramp?
448
00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:24,407
[dripping]
449
00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:25,887
[slurps]
450
00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:28,150
[gasps] You're working
with the intruder?!
451
00:18:28,281 --> 00:18:29,760
No! I can explain!
452
00:18:29,891 --> 00:18:30,935
[bubbles popping]
453
00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:34,374
Jack, I farted.
454
00:18:34,504 --> 00:18:36,071
[bubbles popping]
455
00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:37,899
[growls]
456
00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:40,815
[flushing sound]
457
00:18:40,945 --> 00:18:42,164
[splash]
458
00:18:42,295 --> 00:18:44,079
Ugh. This water
tastes like farts!
459
00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:45,994
[flushing sound]
460
00:18:47,909 --> 00:18:49,171
[both screaming]
461
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:58,485
What about "Water:
You literally need it to live"?
462
00:18:58,615 --> 00:18:59,660
-Yes.
-Yes, very good.
463
00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:00,748
[both screaming]
464
00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:03,490
And we present, H30!
465
00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:05,318
[crowd cheering]
466
00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:07,146
-Whoa!
-Whoa!
467
00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:09,148
-Ooh!
-Ooh!
468
00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:11,585
Great. Now we're sitting ducks
for security,
469
00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:13,630
and my doc is ruined.
None of this...
470
00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:17,112
would have happened if you just
let me have my personal space.
471
00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:19,941
Okay, yeah,
I shouldn't have followed you.
472
00:19:20,071 --> 00:19:22,639
But I only did it
because you couldn't let me in,
473
00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:26,295
-and that hurt my feelings.
-You want in? Fine!
474
00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:28,645
This documentary
has been really hard!
475
00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:31,082
I've got nothing.
Working solo sucks!
476
00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:32,693
And my mom
does all of her movies herself.
477
00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:34,695
So why am I having
such a hard time?
478
00:19:34,825 --> 00:19:36,262
Am I that bad?
479
00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:40,657
You don't have to follow
exactly in her footsteps, right?
480
00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:44,183
[gurgling, flushing sound]
481
00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:46,010
[both screaming]
482
00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:50,450
[man] So, these are the rats
483
00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:52,800
that have been farting
in my prized water.
484
00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:55,150
I'm disappointed in you,
Jonathan.
485
00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:57,152
-Mr. Sloshwell!
-Ugh!
486
00:19:57,283 --> 00:19:59,546
-I can explain!
-I'm sorry, John.
487
00:19:59,676 --> 00:20:01,330
No CEO enjoys
488
00:20:01,461 --> 00:20:03,811
sending his two-time employee
of the month to prison.
489
00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:06,074
But you leave me no choice.
490
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:09,164
-[dialing, ringing]
-No! No! No! No! No!
491
00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:11,035
[grunts]
492
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:13,081
Well, when the police get here,
493
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,605
you'll have to explain
why you illegally employed
494
00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:17,520
a 13-year-old boy!
495
00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:19,043
[surprised gasp]
496
00:20:19,174 --> 00:20:21,611
John?! You were the best man
at my wedding.
497
00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:23,265
I'm gonna be sick! Ugh!
498
00:20:23,396 --> 00:20:25,441
[laughing]
499
00:20:25,572 --> 00:20:28,270
I wouldn't celebrate just yet.
500
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,273
-Huh?
-Huh?
501
00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:33,710
-Oops!
-[paper shredding]
502
00:20:33,841 --> 00:20:35,321
Trespassing was bad enough.
503
00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:37,323
But you ruined Batch Zero.
504
00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:39,107
That was our golden goose.
505
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,630
People were paying top dollar
506
00:20:40,761 --> 00:20:43,546
for plain, old tap water
with a dumb fancy name.
507
00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:45,113
No matter,
508
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,897
we'll just sell them
the fart water,
509
00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:49,813
now with natural essence.
[evil laugh]
510
00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:51,989
And while you two
rot in a jail cell,
511
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:53,513
I'll be rich as ever!
512
00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:55,776
Umph! I love money.
513
00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:58,605
Yes, um, get me the police.
514
00:20:58,735 --> 00:21:00,302
You're a monster!
515
00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:02,261
Looks like you win, Sloshwell.
516
00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:05,046
But, it'd be a shame
if everyone knew about...
517
00:21:05,176 --> 00:21:06,743
Batch Zero.
518
00:21:07,396 --> 00:21:10,486
Huh! Listen, let's not be rash.
519
00:21:10,617 --> 00:21:13,750
I'll drop the charges
if you don't leak that audio.
520
00:21:13,881 --> 00:21:15,056
Deal?
521
00:21:15,839 --> 00:21:16,710
Deal.
522
00:21:17,624 --> 00:21:19,365
[mysterious music playing]
523
00:21:23,847 --> 00:21:26,023
Sir, why did you let them go?
524
00:21:26,154 --> 00:21:28,156
It's better they left
before they realize
525
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,506
what's really going on in here.
526
00:21:31,246 --> 00:21:34,554
[gurgles] Ugh! Taste like farts!
527
00:21:34,684 --> 00:21:36,251
Oh man, I can't believe it!
528
00:21:36,382 --> 00:21:38,122
I uncovered
their whole operation!
529
00:21:38,253 --> 00:21:40,037
I think you mean "we."
530
00:21:40,168 --> 00:21:42,170
Okay, you're not wrong.
531
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:43,824
I told you I could help.
532
00:21:43,954 --> 00:21:45,216
But you still shouldn't have
followed me.
533
00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:47,741
Yeah, my bad. Next time,
534
00:21:47,871 --> 00:21:50,047
I'll just harass you even more
until you let me join.
535
00:21:50,178 --> 00:21:51,745
Since we can't share this audio,
536
00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:54,225
tomorrow we'll find something
new to record. Right?
537
00:21:55,966 --> 00:21:58,491
-We start at 6:30 AM.
-I'm there.
538
00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:01,537
-[alarm clock sounding]
-[Jack] Lil, wake up!
539
00:22:01,668 --> 00:22:03,191
-[alarm continues]
-[Lily snores, thud]
540
00:22:05,236 --> 00:22:07,195
[theme music playing]
541
00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:21,165
♪ Me and you,
together we can't lose ♪
542
00:22:21,731 --> 00:22:23,820
♪ Me and you, me and you ♪
543
00:22:24,473 --> 00:22:30,305
♪ Me and you,
together we can't lose ♪
544
00:22:30,479 --> 00:22:32,220
♪ Me and you, me and you ♪
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