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-[bright music playing]
-[gulls calling]
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[inhales, exhales]
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[grunts]
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Well, Lil, looks like I won.
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Not so fast.
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Hmm...
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Yup, I think you did, buddy!
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That was a good game, Jack.
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Good game yourself, Lil.
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[laughing]
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Lil and Jack
are sure getting along.
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I know! Right?
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[chuckles]
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Did we do something wrong?
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Wrong? It's a good thing!
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Of course.
Guess I'm just not used to it.
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Mom! Dad! I'm gonna take Jack
out on the boat.
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Be back soon.
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-Have fun, kids!
-Uh...
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So, where are you taking me?
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It's a secret.
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[laughs diabolically]
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[soft music playing]
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[gull calling]
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[squawking aggressively]
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You're gonna love this.
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-Come on!
-[Jack grunts, groans]
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Uh... Hmm. Okay.
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Am I here, or...
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You may remove your blindfold.
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[gasping]
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[Lil] Welcome to Lake Island,
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the old abandoned testing site
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for the greatest amusement park
in the world!
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A crawfish carousel?
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Snapping turtle bumper cars?
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A Guess How Much
This Leech Weighs scale?!
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Oh my gosh, a photo booth!
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[giggling] Should we?
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Maybe we should!
Let's-Let's do it!
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[camera clicking]
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-[electricity zapping]
-[whirring]
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You were right!
This place
is
incredible!
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[screams]
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-[dramatic music]
-Oh no, the boat!
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[theme music plays]
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♪ Me and you ♪
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♪ Together we can't lose ♪
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♪ Me and you, me and you ♪
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-[gull calling]
-[panting]
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You didn't tie the boat?!
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I was blindfolded!
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You're the responsible one!
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Oh, I didn't realize
I was here to babysit you!
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[grunting]
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Stop!
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[inhaling]
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We're doing it again.
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This is old Jack and Lil.
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-We're better than this.
-You're right.
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We just need to stay calm.
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-[screaming]
-[hard rock drums playing]
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[distant, muffled shouts]
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Oh, Will, look!
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[bright, tropical music playing]
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-Hey!
-[laughing] Hey!
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[both laughing]
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[sighing happily]
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If you're watching this,
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Jack and I have probably been
dead for years.
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I hope somebody saves us.
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I don't wanna be stuck here
forever!
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I have a plan.
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Oh, phew.
That's the Jack I know.
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Time to start
our new lives here.
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The sooner we accept
our fate, the better.
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That's your plan?
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Survival is key.
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First, we gotta grow
our own food.
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Wait.
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[grunting]
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Jjang!
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Lake Island's signature treat.
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The Lake Cake.
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[electric guitar solo]
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How are we gonna get it out?
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I don't know. Bash it?
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Whoa! I-I don't think
that's a good idea.
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What do
you
propose,
pal?
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Mom used to say,
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"Seek wisdom in nature."
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[waves crashing]
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Well?
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[conch]
Use it wisely.
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Yes!
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This'll take
a little more... finesse.
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[groans] This is taking forever!
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It's bashing time!
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Let go, brother.
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Enough already, sister!
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[both grunting] Stand down!
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Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!
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[screams]
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Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! [screams]
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[spirited music plays]
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[clangs]
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-Yay!
-Yay!
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-[growling]
-[ominous music playing]
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See? Lily provides.
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This isn't quite half, is it?
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Um, it's exactly half, actually.
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Eh...
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Ugh! Let's trade then.
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-No, it's fine. You have it.
-Just take the whole thing.
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You're wasting away,
dear brother. You need to eat.
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Eat the snack, Lily!
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[grunting]
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Take it!
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[squawking]
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[stomping loudly]
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[dramatic music playing]
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Hey, give it back! Squaw!
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-[squawks]
-[Lil groans]
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[groaning]
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Don't you know
what you've done?!
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You've given
the wildlife a taste
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for human food.
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Whatever. We'll grow
our own food.
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You saw what that aggro bird
did to me.
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We need to fortify
for a counterattack!
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I'm talking barbed wire,
turrets, pointy sticks!
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We don't need a fort.
We need food.
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We
had
food
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until
you
couldn't accept
what I gave you!
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It always has to be
on your terms!
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And now, we're stuck
on this lousy island!
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Lousy?
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You take that back!
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[hard rock drums playing]
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[light music playing]
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[sighs]
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Can I tell you something?
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Lately I've been worried
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that I'm not cutting it
as a stepmom.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, whoa, whoa.
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Whoa, whoa.
Where is this coming from?
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Don't do that to yourself.
You're doin' great, hon.
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I just want Jack
to feel at home here
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without Lil feeling
any less loved.
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Yeah, I-I see what you mean.
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But, thankfully, our kids
are incredibly well-adjusted.
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-[smacks]
-Ah!
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[groans, spits]
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Guess we're not
the buddy-buddy team we thought.
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First thing you've been
right about all day.
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New rule.
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You stay on that side of
the crawfish, I'll stay on mine.
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Fine by me! Enjoy building
your tree house or whatever.
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Enjoy eating roots or whatever.
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[tense music playing]
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-[bird squawking]
-[Lil panting, grunting]
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[animal noises]
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[eating noisily]
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[bird squawking]
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I knew you'd be back.
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[slamming, squawking]
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Unlike my naive brother,
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I
am
prepared!
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[squawking, pecking]
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[laughing]
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No beast will penetrate
my fortress!
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[gull squawks]
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[crashing]
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Any chance we could hash
this out peacefully? [chuckles]
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[screaming squawk]
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[light music playing]
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Who knew old soda machines
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could make a flawless
irrigation system?
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I did. I knew that.
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[sniffing]
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Wow. Dirt.
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Upon this dirt,
I shall build a new society,
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free of inequality
and suffering.
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-[rattling]
-Huh?
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[hissing, rumbling]
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[shrieks]
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[music distorting]
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[sighs] I gotta go find
some food.
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[mellow music playing]
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[grunts]
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[grunting]
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Huh?
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[grunts] Eureka!
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I wonder if these
are safe to eat.
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Mmm! Bless you,
good old reliable preservatives.
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[ominous music playing]
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Uh... hello.
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[neck creaking]
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Just need something
to shoo you away.
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[tense music playing]
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-[crunching]
-Ow!
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Uh...
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[tense music playing]
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[echoing thud]
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[cheerful, upbeat music playing]
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[inaudible except for music]
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-[tense music playing]
-[squawking]
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The birds, they'll rip us
limb from limb!
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But I betcha Lil doesn't have
one of these. [laughs]
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Winner-winner, chicken dinner!
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-[smacking]
-[squawking]
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[laughs]
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I can't believe I did it!
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[squawking]
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[tense music playing]
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[cackling squawks]
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[music intensifying]
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[buzzer blares]
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[Jack screams]
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[eerie music playing]
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[rumbling]
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[squawking]
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Lil?
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It's starting.
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[stomach rumbling]
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[groaning] Hunger.
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A-ha! I knew you couldn't resist
breaking the treaty!
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This is all your fault!
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I show you this awesome island
and you ruin it!
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Just like you ruined
my gamer room!
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What? Jack, that's me!
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Oh, right.
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It was gonna be
my
gamer cove!
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I showed
you
this island,
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and I brought
you
here
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because I love this place.
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[crying] And I thought
you'd love it too.
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Uh, really?
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Yes! I wanted to share it
with you because...
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we were just getting along,
remember?
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[soft, pleasant music playing]
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Ha! I thought that tank
would help grow crops.
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And I thought that bumper car
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would be a barricade
against those birds.
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What if we took
your
crawfish car...
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And your carbonation tank...
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[bright music playing]
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Uh, Lil...
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Mm, bash it!
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[clangs]
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[rumbling, splashing]
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Maybe we were wrong to worry.
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Yeah, we're good.
The kids are good.
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Better than good, even!
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[Lil and Jack screaming]
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[crashing]
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Hey-hey! Speak of the devils!
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Can't wait to hear
about your day!
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[groaning]
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I was right. I'm a bad stepmom.
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[gentle music playing]
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Sorry we destroyed your
favorite place in the world.
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Eh, I'm over it.
I'm just glad we're still alive
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and we're still... friends?
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Hey, Lil, one more time?
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[whimsical whistling music
playing]
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-[crunching]
-Oh, sorry, Jack.
268
00:10:52,129 --> 00:10:54,915
It's okay. I guess we still have
some work to do.
269
00:10:55,045 --> 00:10:57,352
[chuckles] Yeah.
270
00:10:57,482 --> 00:11:01,008
[gentle music playing]
271
00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:05,882
[bright music playing]
272
00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:09,930
[gasps] Oh, hot, hot, hot!
273
00:11:17,589 --> 00:11:19,548
Now where is that darn thing?
274
00:11:20,592 --> 00:11:21,768
[knocking] Hey, Lil.
275
00:11:21,898 --> 00:11:23,247
[gasps]
276
00:11:24,205 --> 00:11:25,989
[Lil groaning]
277
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:28,992
-[spits] Dad, have you seen my--
-Beanie?
278
00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:32,474
Oh, thanks. Hey, do you mind
making waffles for breakfast?
279
00:11:32,604 --> 00:11:34,606
-Way ahead of ya.
-Yes!
280
00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:37,000
-Oh, and do you have...
-Game controller?
281
00:11:37,131 --> 00:11:38,785
-[chuckles]
-You're the best.
282
00:11:38,915 --> 00:11:41,439
Ha! Just a dad doin' dad stuff.
283
00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:42,832
[whistling]
284
00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:44,268
♪ I'm a dad ♪
285
00:11:44,399 --> 00:11:45,313
[knocking]
286
00:11:45,443 --> 00:11:46,575
Rise and shine!
287
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:47,968
Hey, Dad.
288
00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:50,405
I made waffles.
289
00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:52,886
Nah, I've got breakfast covered.
Thanks though.
290
00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:55,671
You know, it's lookin'
a little sparse in here.
291
00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:58,543
Should we get some posters
for your walls or a rug
292
00:11:58,674 --> 00:12:00,110
or furniture of any kind?
293
00:12:00,241 --> 00:12:02,069
I want you to feel settled here.
294
00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:04,506
Thanks, but I prefer it
this way.
295
00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:06,464
Ready to go whenever life calls.
296
00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:09,467
I understand. Let's step
away from the window, son.
297
00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:12,775
That doesn't mean you can't
lay down some roots, settle in,
298
00:12:12,906 --> 00:12:15,299
trade the hammock for a bed.
What do you say?
299
00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:16,692
-[creaking]
-[shrieks]
300
00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:19,608
[groans] Promise
that wasn't on purpose.
301
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,306
That's the beauty of a hammock.
Easily replaceable.
302
00:12:22,437 --> 00:12:24,831
So we're agreed.
Replace the hammock with a bed.
303
00:12:24,961 --> 00:12:26,746
Replace the hammock
with a hammock!
304
00:12:26,876 --> 00:12:28,878
-Or a bed.
-Or a hammock.
305
00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:30,445
Right, a bed.
306
00:12:32,316 --> 00:12:33,187
Hammock.
307
00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:34,405
[theme music plays]
308
00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:36,190
♪ Me and you ♪
309
00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:39,584
♪ Together we can't lose ♪
310
00:12:40,455 --> 00:12:42,457
♪ Me and you, me and you ♪
311
00:12:43,284 --> 00:12:45,808
-[horse neighing]
-[soft music playing]
312
00:12:45,939 --> 00:12:47,810
[sighs] Jack says
he wants a hammock
313
00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:49,899
to go with his life
of adventure.
314
00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:51,422
I don't know about adventure.
315
00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:53,773
That was his mom's thing.
What's
my
thing?
316
00:12:53,903 --> 00:12:56,601
You're already giving him
something he's never had.
317
00:12:56,732 --> 00:12:58,255
The comforts of home.
318
00:12:58,386 --> 00:13:01,084
Spend time with him.
That's worth more than a bed.
319
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:03,565
[man]
Are you in need
of home furnishings?
320
00:13:03,695 --> 00:13:05,306
-I am!
-Or just looking
321
00:13:05,436 --> 00:13:07,134
-for an adventure?
-Jack is!
322
00:13:07,264 --> 00:13:09,223
Come on down to Mike A's,
323
00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:12,617
the one-stop shop
for anything and everything!
324
00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:14,271
Lightly used housewares,
325
00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:17,057
semi-ethically sourced
medical supplies,
326
00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:19,929
and the widest selection
of tons and tons of beds
327
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:21,713
this side of the Mississippi!
328
00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:23,715
-This is it!
-[neighing]
329
00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:27,415
Mike A's,
where family adventure begins!
330
00:13:27,545 --> 00:13:30,679
It's exactly what Jack needs!
What I
want
him to need!
331
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,899
-[neighing]
-Wahoo! I can finally be
332
00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:35,684
the dad Jack needs
by taking him to this store!
333
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,252
-[neighing]
-Oh! Thanks for the help, Min.
334
00:13:38,382 --> 00:13:39,949
That's not what I said!
335
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,951
Ah, he'll figure it out.
336
00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:45,389
-[upbeat music playing]
-[tires screeching]
337
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:48,175
Oh, man, I'm so excited
to show you this place, Jack.
338
00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:50,873
Gonna be a real adventure.
Plus they got great beds.
339
00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:53,267
I'm fine with a hammock,
but I'm super excited
340
00:13:53,397 --> 00:13:54,921
for a Dad-Jack solo adventure.
341
00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:56,052
It's been forever.
342
00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:57,619
It hasn't been that long.
343
00:13:57,749 --> 00:13:59,316
Since I was six.
344
00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:01,971
Six?! No, that's not right.
345
00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:04,060
Yup, not since I was six.
346
00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:06,367
Well, no time like the present.
347
00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:09,152
[Jack laughing]
348
00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:10,806
[upbeat music playing]
349
00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:11,981
[dinging]
350
00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:13,548
[kid laughing]
351
00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:15,332
-Whoa!
-Whoa!
352
00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:17,030
-[screaming]
-[laughing]
353
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,988
-[laughing]
-[bouncing]
354
00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:20,772
[screaming joyfully]
355
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:22,905
[laughing, screaming]
356
00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:24,864
-[beep]
-[electricity zapping]
357
00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:27,431
-This place is...
-Amazing!
358
00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:29,477
I've never seen
a place like this.
359
00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:31,305
Kind of intense, right?
360
00:14:31,435 --> 00:14:33,176
Is this a real sarcophagus?
361
00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:35,048
Real and a steal!
362
00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:39,139
100% authentic,
90% legal, and 10% off.
363
00:14:39,269 --> 00:14:42,490
Hi. Mike A, owner
of this fine establishment.
364
00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:44,144
Will. This is my son, Jack.
365
00:14:44,274 --> 00:14:45,188
[snaps]
366
00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:47,799
[both screaming]
367
00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:49,714
[laughing] Just kidding!
368
00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:52,587
Gets 'em every time!
Aisle 8 for the fake hands.
369
00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:54,850
Aisle 6 for the real ones.
370
00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:57,766
Don't need hands today.
We're here
371
00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,377
on a bit of a father-son
adventure for a bed.
372
00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:02,553
Or a hammock. I prefer hammocks.
373
00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:03,859
Hmm.
374
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,600
I got beds, I got hammocks.
375
00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:07,732
I got beds made
out of recycled hammocks
376
00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:09,865
and a hammock
made out of shredded beds.
377
00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:11,998
Want adventure? I got those too.
378
00:15:12,128 --> 00:15:14,565
Hop on, young explorer.
To aisle 12,
379
00:15:14,696 --> 00:15:16,916
hammocks, beds, and adventures.
380
00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:18,004
[Jack] Cool!
381
00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:20,093
Okay, I guess I'll just walk.
382
00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:23,183
-Behold!
-Whoa!
383
00:15:23,313 --> 00:15:25,576
A bedroom
for the young adventurer.
384
00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:27,404
They really do have everything.
385
00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:29,754
-This is...
-So cool!
386
00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:32,366
Oh, wow!
How did you even find this?
387
00:15:32,496 --> 00:15:34,237
Well, it's a long story.
388
00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:36,457
Lucky for you,
we're open 24 hours.
389
00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:39,895
2007, Peru, with one hand
hanging onto the edge of a cliff
390
00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:41,766
and a priceless relic
in the other.
391
00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:44,552
You know what's
really priceless? This bed!
392
00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:46,771
Sure.
393
00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:49,426
So my business partner
betrayed me,
394
00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:52,429
but he didn't know I'd swapped
the gold for chocolate coins!
395
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,692
-[Mike A laughing]
-[Will groaning]
396
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:57,608
I was racing down the rapids,
397
00:15:57,739 --> 00:15:59,567
only a bow and arrow at my side,
398
00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:01,786
and I could hear
the locals shouting,
399
00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:03,353
"Squeal like a pig!"
400
00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:05,747
Hey, this is the bed!
401
00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:07,662
Thanks, I'll take it from here.
402
00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:09,751
Wait, I wanna hear
the end of the story.
403
00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:12,667
But we found what we're
looking for. This was the goal.
404
00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:14,451
For you.
405
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:17,454
-[beep]
-[clearing throat]
406
00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:19,630
Well, I can tell
an awkward situation
407
00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:21,067
when I see one.
408
00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:23,243
[groaning]
409
00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:26,550
I just want to give you
what you need.
410
00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:29,118
What I need or what you want?
411
00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:31,077
You can get a bed
if it's so important.
412
00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:32,861
I came for an adventure
with you.
413
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,558
Guess I gotta find one myself.
414
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:36,038
Jack!
415
00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:38,998
[tense music playing]
416
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,352
[light, cheery music playing]
417
00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:50,661
[Jack sighs]
418
00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:52,446
Fancy seeing you here!
419
00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:55,623
You know, that usually works
best with two people. Uh...
420
00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:56,928
Where's your dad?
421
00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:58,756
He only came here to buy stuff.
422
00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:00,497
I wanted something different.
423
00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:03,500
I see. A treasure
money
can't
buy.
424
00:17:03,631 --> 00:17:05,937
I told you I got something
for everyone,
425
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:08,462
and I've got
just what you're lookin' for.
426
00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:10,464
Ooh!
427
00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:14,033
[Will] "Oh, no, Dad,
I don't need anything.
428
00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:15,991
I'm a mysterious adventurer.
429
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:18,733
It's unclear what value
you add to my life."
430
00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:21,388
[somber music playing]
431
00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:24,130
-What do you want?
-[Mike A] Hey, big fella!
432
00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:26,958
Some son you got.
Hard to shop for, eh?
433
00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:29,918
I know! I can't figure out
what he wants,
434
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,399
and I can't get him to want
what I think he needs.
435
00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:35,532
Well, lucky for you,
I have a knack for this stuff.
436
00:17:35,663 --> 00:17:39,145
What if I told you
I got something your son needs,
437
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:41,364
something you want him to have?
438
00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:44,324
I'd be surprised
if such a thing even exists.
439
00:17:44,454 --> 00:17:46,804
Oh, you'll be surprised,
all right.
440
00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:48,241
Very surpri--
441
00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:49,677
Ooh!
442
00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:51,026
Surprised.
443
00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:53,463
Strange man.
444
00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:55,987
[laughing]
445
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:57,989
Come on!
[laughing eccentrically]
446
00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:00,296
-[horse neighing]
-Where are we?
447
00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:02,168
Right where you need to be.
448
00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:04,474
-Dad?
-Jack?
449
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,999
[both] What are you doing here?
Mike A told me to--
450
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:10,089
Didn't I teach you
to not follow strangers
451
00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:11,655
into mysterious vaults?
452
00:18:11,786 --> 00:18:14,745
Uh, no. And didn't you
just do the same thing?
453
00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:17,879
Fair enough. All right, Mike A,
what's this super secret--
454
00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:18,880
Surprise!
455
00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:20,229
[door slams, locking]
456
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,188
Well, he's right,
I am surprised.
457
00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:23,319
[loud rumbling]
458
00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:25,278
What is happening?!
459
00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:28,237
The walls!
They're closing in on us!
460
00:18:28,368 --> 00:18:31,284
This is why people
shop online! Oh!
461
00:18:31,849 --> 00:18:34,678
Come on, Will. Your child
is about to be crushed!
462
00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:37,377
Summon super inner dad strength!
463
00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:39,205
[grunting, groaning]
464
00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:42,556
-Dad...
-Do something, for once!
465
00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:45,994
[grunting] Come on! Provide!
466
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,822
-Dad...
-Don't worry, Jack.
467
00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:49,737
I'm gonna find a way outta here.
468
00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:50,999
[grunting]
469
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,435
Dad!
470
00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:54,524
There's a vent!
471
00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:56,439
[air blowing]
472
00:18:56,570 --> 00:19:00,008
A vent! Yes! Don't worry, Jack.
I'll get us up there somehow.
473
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:03,403
Dad, just stop! I need you
to actually listen to me.
474
00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:04,752
You... need me?
475
00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:07,276
Of course I need you.
You're my dad!
476
00:19:07,407 --> 00:19:09,844
But right now,
we
need to get out of here.
477
00:19:09,974 --> 00:19:11,411
Quick, link arms with me!
478
00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:13,761
Now climb! Go, go, go, go!
479
00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:16,503
It's working!
How'd you know how to do this?
480
00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:18,853
Had to scale a cliff like this
in Chile once.
481
00:19:18,983 --> 00:19:20,855
Probably why I don't carry
much stuff.
482
00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:21,856
Cool.
483
00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:25,860
Dad strength! [grunting]
484
00:19:27,775 --> 00:19:30,473
You're always so calm
in stressful situations.
485
00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:32,519
Certainly didn't get that
from me.
486
00:19:32,649 --> 00:19:34,260
[chuckles] Yeah. Pretty cool
487
00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:36,697
how you ripped
that vent cover off though.
488
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:38,481
It felt cool!
489
00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:42,529
Whoa! Super realistic
fake skeleton!
490
00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:44,357
Yeah... "fake."
491
00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:47,403
Hey, Jack, sorry
I was pushing a bed on you.
492
00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:49,449
I just want you to feel
at home with us.
493
00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:51,886
You know what does make me feel
at home?
494
00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:53,453
Spending time with you.
495
00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:55,106
Whoa!
496
00:19:57,631 --> 00:19:58,588
Wait, Jack!
497
00:19:58,719 --> 00:20:00,155
Come on.
We can get through here.
498
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,592
[both screaming]
499
00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:04,768
[laughing]
500
00:20:04,899 --> 00:20:06,379
Aisle 8, remember?
501
00:20:06,857 --> 00:20:09,947
All right, wise guy.
Time to get us outta here.
502
00:20:10,992 --> 00:20:12,341
Dad strength!
503
00:20:12,472 --> 00:20:14,082
Nice goin', Dad.
504
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,475
[both] Whoa!
505
00:20:15,605 --> 00:20:17,912
-[snakes hissing]
-[tense music playing]
506
00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:19,392
[rats squeaking]
507
00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:22,395
[both] Ugh,
I hate snakes and rats.
508
00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:24,179
-[screw pops]
-[both] Whoa!
509
00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:25,789
-[creaking]
-Okay, easy.
510
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:28,618
We'll just turn around slowly
and find another--
511
00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:29,837
[Will screams]
512
00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:31,491
[toys squeaking]
513
00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:33,188
They're rubber.
514
00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:35,451
-I still kinda hate it though.
-Me too.
515
00:20:35,582 --> 00:20:37,932
[roaring]
516
00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:38,889
[rumbling]
517
00:20:38,976 --> 00:20:40,543
[both screaming]
518
00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:42,676
Grab a helmet!
519
00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:44,547
Find your foothold and climb!
520
00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:47,376
Wow, Dad, I didn't know
you could climb.
521
00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:49,073
It's been a couple decades.
522
00:20:49,204 --> 00:20:50,553
I'm in a lot of pain.
523
00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:51,728
Hold on, Dad!
524
00:20:51,859 --> 00:20:53,948
[screaming]
525
00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:54,905
[growling]
526
00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:57,299
[screaming]
527
00:20:57,430 --> 00:20:59,954
[dramatic music playing]
528
00:21:00,084 --> 00:21:02,391
[screaming turning to laughter]
529
00:21:02,522 --> 00:21:04,175
[cheering]
530
00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:06,917
[laughter]
531
00:21:09,703 --> 00:21:11,139
[laughter]
532
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,488
[groans]
533
00:21:12,619 --> 00:21:15,404
[laughter]
534
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:17,537
Hey, a hammock!
535
00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:19,626
I think we got what you want.
Let's go home.
536
00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:22,977
Actually, Dad,
let's go with the deluxe.
537
00:21:23,847 --> 00:21:25,371
Whatever you want, bud.
538
00:21:25,501 --> 00:21:26,459
[scanner beeps]
539
00:21:26,589 --> 00:21:27,764
[register dings]
540
00:21:28,461 --> 00:21:30,027
How is this place legal?
541
00:21:30,158 --> 00:21:31,986
I know! That was awesome!
542
00:21:32,116 --> 00:21:34,205
Hey, I know
a death-trap department store
543
00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:37,078
isn't exactly like scaling
the cliffs of Chile, but...
544
00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:39,646
Still a pretty great adventure
with my dad.
545
00:21:39,776 --> 00:21:41,822
[sniffling, chuckling]
546
00:21:42,431 --> 00:21:44,781
Dad, did
you
need anything
from Mike A's?
547
00:21:44,912 --> 00:21:47,218
I got exactly what I needed,
Jack-a-roo.
548
00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:49,308
-"Jack-a-roo"?
-Yeah, I don't know.
549
00:21:49,438 --> 00:21:51,484
-Thought I'd try it out.
-I like it.
550
00:21:51,614 --> 00:21:53,312
[engine starting]
551
00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:57,272
[laughing]
552
00:21:57,403 --> 00:21:59,535
Mike A always gets the sale.
553
00:21:59,666 --> 00:22:00,797
[groans]
554
00:22:00,928 --> 00:22:03,104
Never get the timing right.
555
00:22:05,149 --> 00:22:08,109
[theme music playing]
556
00:22:15,246 --> 00:22:17,118
♪ Me and you ♪
557
00:22:17,292 --> 00:22:20,121
♪ Together we can't lose ♪
558
00:22:21,775 --> 00:22:24,081
♪ Me and you, me and you ♪
559
00:22:24,255 --> 00:22:26,127
♪ Me and you ♪
560
00:22:26,301 --> 00:22:30,131
♪ Together we can't lose ♪
561
00:22:30,305 --> 00:22:32,133
♪ Me and you, me and you ♪
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