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Hey, Mom!
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I'm five days in and,
wait for it...
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I'm feeling less like a guest!
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My toothbrush made it
into the family mug!
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-[loud crash]
-[Halmoni] Okay, let's go!
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[speaking Korean]
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What the what?
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-[sharp inhale]
-[whistle blows]
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[Halmoni] Go, go, go!
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[straining]
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[speaking Korean]
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[action music playing]
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[all yelling]
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[gasping]
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Having fun without me?
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♪ Me and you ♪
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♪ Together, we can't lose ♪
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♪ Me and you, me and you ♪
[echoes]
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[whistle blows]
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Test over!
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Good
and
bad job.
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What am I missing? Count me in!
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No, you are our guest.
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We can't put you in such danger.
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Best if you sit
this mission out, Jack.
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But what is the mission,
anyway?
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Every year, our local
Korean market
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receives a shipment
of special items...
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[man]
We at Woori World
are proud to announce
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our limited time pop-up of
specialties from Jeju Island.
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Hi there, I'm Jonathan
Chulnam Hwang,
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owner of Woori World.
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Ahh! This part isn't very
informational. [chuckles]
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He and Mom used to date
before I was born.
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-Dad's weird about it.
-I'm not being weird.
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-You're
being weird!
-Dad! Stop here!
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[Jonathan]
And now,
the famous Jeju confection
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everyone's been waiting for.
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Sold out everywhere,
but I've been able to secure
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five boxes of Hallasands.
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These rarities will be hidden
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throughout the store
for you to find.
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Shh!
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One box per Woori World family,
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and the family must be
market members.
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Woori World on 7th & Lemoyne!
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The Hallasand... so elusive!
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We've never even tasted it.
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[deflating sound]
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All of this is for some...
cookie? Huh?
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"Some cookie"?
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It's edible art
with top-notch ingredients!
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It literally will make your soul
leave your body!
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We've been attempting
this mission for years
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with no success.
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But you've never had meee!
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Let me prove to you
that I have what it takes.
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-Hmm...
-[stone scraping]
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Then you can be...
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-[dramatic stinger]
-...decoy!
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-He's too young!
-No, Halmoni!
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Alright!
I won't let you down.
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[Lily] You fool!
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You have no idea
what you're in for.
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[suspenseful music playing]
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Well! [scoffs] Look who's here.
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Young Soon.
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Have you met my son?
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He's a lawyer.
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Hurt? Call Bert.
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Cool story.
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What's Min's job?
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Oh, yes!
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She wipes chicken butts!
[derisive laughter]
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[chuckles] Good one, Mother.
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They're called cloacas.
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Sure, sure.
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And... who's this young man?
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You know this is a family-only
competition, right?
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Our family business
is none of
your
business.
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[scoffs] Well.
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Good luck then!
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[in Korean]
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Never bow to your enemy!
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Uh... yes, Halmoni.
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[in Korean]
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[ominous music playing]
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[heartbeat pounding]
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[buzzer sounds]
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[clamoring and yelling]
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Okay! Be ready
for first announcement.
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Welcome, customers!
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The first box of Hallasands
will be hidden in...
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[alarm blaring]
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...the produce section!
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This is what we trained for!
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[all] Wylde Paks!
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[meekly] Wylde Paks.
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[yelling]
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Uh... Uh...
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[splatting]
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Help me!
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Did you hear about
the Jeju-do event today?
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Yes! Perfect day
to mingle with shoppers!
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[eerie screeching]
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This is nuts!
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Jack, get over here!
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-[stone scraping]
-[screeching]
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[produce splatting]
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Watch it, kid!
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Fire.
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[whistling]
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[Lily] Get down!
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[feedback whining]
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[muffled] Jack! Jack!
Wake up!
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Ugh... Where am I?
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This is Woori World!
Pull yourself together!
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-[produce whistling]
-[gasps] Get down!
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-[splatting and booming]
-No!
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-[groaning]
-[flatulence]
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Ugh! What is this smell?
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It's durian.
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Smells like [speaks Korean]. Eh?
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[woman] Whoo! Yeah!
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I found the first box! Whoo!
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[in Korean]
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Congratulations to the Chois!
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-[alarm blaring]
-Four boxes left.
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Why not
pig
out
on our samples?
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You know what I mean!
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-[customers clamoring]
-To the free sample section!
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Now! Now!
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Wait! What about Min?
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Leave her!
She is dead weight!
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Thanks for staying
by my side--
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She's right, sweetie.
The cookies are more important.
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-I'm sorry!
-[groaning] No...
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[suspenseful music playing]
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[customers screaming]
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[gobbling loudly]
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Jack, check trash can!
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Um, sure.
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[oinking, squealing]
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[Jonathan]
...pig out on our samples!
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-[gasps]
-[dramatic music playing]
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It's the pig!
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[squealing]
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The pig!
Jack, it's on the pig!
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Get the pig!
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[snorting]
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I got it! I got it!
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[screeching]
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[whimpers]
I don't got it! I don't got it!
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Throw me, Lily!
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I'm coming!
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[Young Soon] No, you're not!
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Aah!
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[grunting] Oof!
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[groans]
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[Jonathan]
Nice work, Lee family!
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Now go enjoy that Hallasand!
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Three boxes left.
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Where can the next one be?
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I hear that the red tilefish
from the Jeju
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also loves the Hallasand.
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Mwah!
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-[Will] Seafood, let's go!
-[screaming]
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Okay, you guys take the tanks.
I'll check frozen fish.
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-[uneasy music playing]
-[eerie slithering]
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That sound...
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[in Korean]
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Jack, I need you to run decoy.
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Don't let those aunties
get close or I'm a goner!
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Hello, young man!
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[in Korean]
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-So handsome boy!
-What's your backup career?
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Are you Steven Spielberg?
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Oh! [chuckles] Thank you!
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Where did you learn Korean?
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Oh, my sister's
part Korean. Oops.
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[in eerie voice] Sister?!
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No, no, no!
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[Jack screams]
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[gasps]
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Oh, no!
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Yeah!
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[Jonathan]
Two Hallasands left!
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-[Will] Jack, look out!
-[gasps]
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[echoing grunt]
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[groaning]
I've... been... gochujang'd.
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[Jonathan]
One Hallasand left!
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Nice one, Kims!
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The last Hallasand
could be anywhere!
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Don't worry, Dad.
There's still one box left.
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[coughing, groaning]
Forget it, Jack.
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It's not worth it. [wheezing]
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It's... just... a... cookie.
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-[groans]
-[Halmoni grunting]
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-[both grunting]
-[somber music plays]
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[groaning]
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[aunties speaking Korean]
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[footstep echoes]
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Looks like he could use a hand.
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-W-w-wait, not you! Not you!
-Shh...
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It's gonna be okay.
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[Will] Don't... tell... Min...
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[cracking]
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I guess it's time I shop...
till I drop!
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[grunting]
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[epic orchestral music playing]
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[zapping]
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[thudding]
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[grunting]
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[gasps]
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Yes!
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-[music halts]
-[sneakers squeaking]
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-[in Korean]
-[epic music resumes]
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[inhales, whistles]
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Are you Steven Spielberg?
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-Ooh!
-That's me!
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It's okay, I got you.
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Wylde Paks,
I have something to say.
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I was wrong.
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The Hallasand isn't just
some cookie.
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It's our dreams,
our mission, our right!
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It's our right to enjoy
Hallasand tonight,
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together!
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So if you're with me,
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meet in the freezer section
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so we can get our Hallasands!
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[all] Wylde Paks!
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I saw one of the mascots
on top of the freezer section.
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That's gotta be where
the last Hallasand is!
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[upbeat rock music playing]
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-[Will groans]
-[athletic grunting]
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[gasps]
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-[dramatic note resounds]
-[twinkling]
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[cheering]
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-[customers snarling]
-[ominous music playing]
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[in Korean]
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No, son!
Don't be a hero!
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[chuckles] Hero?
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I'm no hero.
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I'm just the decoy!
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[echoing] Decoy!
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[auntie in Korean]
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-[triumphant music playing]
-[crowd cheering]
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Oh yeah! We did it!
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[woman] Congratulations!
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[Young Soon] Wait!
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I thought the rules state
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one Hallasand per family.
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This boy is not part
of their family!
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They must be disqualified.
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-[crowd gasps]
-[gentle music plays]
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Wrong! Jack is part
of Wylde Pak family.
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He is one of us.
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[sniffles]
Min, I'm so happy for you.
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You have a beautiful family.
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-So jealous of you, Michael.
-Uh... thanks, dude.
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[scoffs] I will get you
next time.
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[upbeat music playing]
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Pfft! Can't believe
he called me Michael.
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00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:48,952
Ugh, he is so annoying!
265
00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:50,258
[sniffs]
266
00:10:52,347 --> 00:10:53,827
Are you ready?
267
00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:55,829
[all] Mmm...
268
00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:57,918
[zapping]
269
00:10:58,048 --> 00:10:59,397
Hey, this is pretty good.
270
00:11:00,398 --> 00:11:01,573
[zapping]
271
00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:06,100
[Jack] Unlike places where food
is merely for survival,
272
00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:07,667
breakfast in suburban America
273
00:11:07,797 --> 00:11:10,539
can be unnecessarily
overwhelming.
274
00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:15,239
One bite! [chomps]
275
00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:17,633
Lily, no one-bite
at breakfast.
276
00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:19,766
-Sorry.
-Hey, did you guys see this?
277
00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:22,333
The Groom and Board got
its first negative Welp review.
278
00:11:22,464 --> 00:11:25,815
Oh no! We lost our perfect
five-star streak.
279
00:11:25,946 --> 00:11:27,382
Trust me, it's worth it.
280
00:11:27,512 --> 00:11:30,472
Three stars from "FlamingoFan85"
281
00:11:30,602 --> 00:11:33,214
who apparently has never
been treated like that
282
00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:34,737
"IN MY LIFE."
283
00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:37,131
-All caps. [laughs]
-Let me see that.
284
00:11:37,261 --> 00:11:40,700
"This is
not
how we groom
a flamingo in
my
house."
285
00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:42,745
So dramatic!
286
00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:45,182
What did we allegedly do wrong?
287
00:11:45,313 --> 00:11:47,141
It was probably something
I messed up.
288
00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:48,664
Darn cameraman hands.
289
00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:50,971
Nah, don't sweat
some random review.
290
00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:54,191
Not everyone is born
with talent like I am.
291
00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:55,366
Get a load of this.
292
00:11:55,497 --> 00:11:57,847
"And when I asked
for the bill I--"
293
00:11:57,978 --> 00:11:59,153
Um, never mind.
294
00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:01,111
You guys catch
the game last night?
295
00:12:01,242 --> 00:12:03,331
When they asked
for the bill, what?
296
00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:05,550
Whoa, what's that? Hyah!
297
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:09,685
"I greeted the young lady
wearing a red beanie"?!
298
00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:12,644
This slanderous hit piece
is about me?!
299
00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:14,298
[birds screeching]
300
00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:15,909
[heavy panting]
301
00:12:16,039 --> 00:12:17,562
I thought you don't
sweat reviews.
302
00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:20,348
Who's sweating? I just think
we should consider suing.
303
00:12:20,478 --> 00:12:22,219
Sets a bad precedent otherwise.
304
00:12:23,525 --> 00:12:25,048
Aah! I'm not sweating!
305
00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:28,008
♪ Me and you ♪
306
00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:31,315
♪ Together, we can't lose ♪
307
00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:35,058
♪ Me and you, me and you ♪
[echoes]
308
00:12:35,189 --> 00:12:38,670
-[in Korean]
-[sentimental music plays]
309
00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:45,895
Come on, Soyoon,
what are you doing?
310
00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:47,157
[Lily grumbles]
311
00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:49,029
Another three-star
performance, Lil.
312
00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:51,248
Still thinking about
that review?
313
00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:53,163
No! What makes you say that?
314
00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:55,775
Why does some stranger's
opinion bother you?
315
00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:58,647
What bothers me is smearing
the family business,
316
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,345
the family name,
with zero explanation!
317
00:13:01,476 --> 00:13:02,999
This FlamingoFan,
318
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:05,219
-if that
is
their real name...
-It's not.
319
00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:07,438
...didn't give a single
valid critique.
320
00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:08,875
What do you expect?
321
00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:10,790
I bet their other reviews
are just as lame.
322
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,617
That's a great idea, Jack!
323
00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:15,098
If I can dig into their
post history,
324
00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:16,665
I can deduce their identity
325
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,059
and confront them in person!
[cackles]
326
00:13:19,189 --> 00:13:22,323
Lily, trust me, you do
not
wanna go down this road.
327
00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:25,761
This is just an objective
exploration of justice that,
328
00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:27,415
when I secure
those five stars,
329
00:13:27,545 --> 00:13:29,417
will bring balance
to the universe.
330
00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:32,812
Lil, I've seen where this kind
of obsession can take people!
331
00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:34,117
And you know what?
332
00:13:34,248 --> 00:13:35,815
It's actually kind of
fascinating.
333
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,774
Get outta the shot, Paul.
334
00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:41,821
Believe it or not, there's kinda
a lot of flamingos in town.
335
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:44,127
Don't you guys have some
sort of customer database?
336
00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:46,390
If we wanna narrow it down
to one suspect,
337
00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:47,914
we gotta establish a profile.
338
00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:48,915
Wait, "we"?
339
00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:50,307
Are you just gonna watch
340
00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:52,483
Halmoni's K-dramas
all day again?
341
00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:55,138
-No!
-Then buckle up, Jackie boy!
342
00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:57,532
-You're in it now!
-[digital trilling]
343
00:13:58,446 --> 00:13:59,882
[FlamingoFan]
I ordered two cribs.
344
00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:01,492
I received a dozen
two-by-fours.
345
00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:03,799
The business was a van
on a street corner.
346
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:05,670
One star.
My no-foam half-caf frap
347
00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:06,889
had half foam
and no caf.
348
00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:08,586
At my high-powered office job,
349
00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:10,371
I'd be fired for such
a blunder. Two stars.
350
00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:12,939
I love my kids but they
don't respect me! One star!
351
00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:15,071
Is this how you treat
a loyal customer?
352
00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:17,247
...never been treated
like that!
353
00:14:17,378 --> 00:14:18,727
A divine experience.
354
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,990
Heavenly Poundcake Palace!
355
00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:23,123
Five stars!
356
00:14:26,561 --> 00:14:28,084
[Lily] Okay, it's not a name,
357
00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:30,521
but it's as close
as we'll get online.
358
00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:32,741
Only one thing left to do.
359
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:37,267
Carefully consider the evidence
before doing anything rash?
360
00:14:37,398 --> 00:14:40,531
Exactly! Visit each shop and
interrogate everyone we meet!
361
00:14:40,662 --> 00:14:42,098
[dramatic stinger]
362
00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:45,797
Look, if I had a nickel
for every person who said
363
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:47,538
my cribbery was a scam,
364
00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:49,323
I might be able
to go legit.
365
00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:51,586
And can you give us some names?
366
00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:53,240
Preferably
every
name.
367
00:14:54,154 --> 00:14:57,331
Uhhh...
368
00:14:57,461 --> 00:14:58,593
Chuck?
369
00:14:58,723 --> 00:14:59,986
Oh, that's my name.
370
00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:01,509
Never mind.
371
00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:03,119
[dramatic stinger]
372
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,559
What can I get you kids today?
373
00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:10,170
The full name and address
of everyone
374
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,259
who's eaten here
in the last six months.
375
00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:14,696
Obviously I can't do that.
376
00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:18,526
I'll take a double trouble
poundcake. Thanks, Sharon.
377
00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:20,441
[dramatic stinger]
378
00:15:21,616 --> 00:15:23,792
You wanna know if I've had
high-maintenance customers
379
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,185
complain for no reason?
380
00:15:25,315 --> 00:15:26,969
Gee, let me rack my brain.
381
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:29,406
Save the sarcasm
for your lit professor.
382
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:31,234
This is serious.
383
00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:33,541
Sorry, she's had a rough day.
384
00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:36,065
What if I were to
bump up your tip?
385
00:15:36,196 --> 00:15:38,154
[buzzing meekly]
386
00:15:38,285 --> 00:15:39,982
Student loans...
387
00:15:40,765 --> 00:15:42,942
[birds chirping]
388
00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:44,552
I feel like we're further away
389
00:15:44,682 --> 00:15:46,467
from finding FlamingoFan
than when we started.
390
00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:49,905
So, what? We're never gonna
find FlamingoFan85?
391
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,994
Which is totally fine,
392
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:55,128
because it hasn't shattered
my confidence or anything.
393
00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:56,303
I'm good!
394
00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:57,695
Maybe it's for the best
395
00:15:57,826 --> 00:15:59,871
you never actually find
FlamingoFan85.
396
00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:01,612
What can you even do
at this point?
397
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:04,093
Throw some kind of exotic
pet owner party?
398
00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:06,139
Get all the suspects
in one place,
399
00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:08,663
and have a previous relationship
with the proprietors
400
00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:10,795
so there's plausible pretext
for the whole--
401
00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:11,927
You're right!
402
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:13,363
No! Lily, no!
403
00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:15,278
It's not that we shouldn't
be doing this,
404
00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:17,280
it's that we've been
going about it all wrong!
405
00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:18,455
We?!
406
00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:20,153
Entrapment!
Of course!
407
00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:23,025
This is your best idea yet,
J-man! [laughs]
408
00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:26,507
Oh, for goodness sake, Jack,
turn it off!
409
00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:28,204
That review really inspired me
410
00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:30,250
to get more involved
with the shop,
411
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:32,339
but I couldn't figure out how.
412
00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:34,254
That's where Jack comes in.
413
00:16:34,384 --> 00:16:35,777
Hit 'em with it, J-man.
414
00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:38,519
-Customer appreciation party.
-At the house!
415
00:16:38,649 --> 00:16:40,695
Everyone brings
their exotic pets.
416
00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:43,306
-I've heard enough.
-[sighs]
417
00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:44,916
-[Will] Great idea!
-[Min] Wow!
418
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:47,354
So nice to see you put
your heads together!
419
00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:48,877
Let's start decorating!
420
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,705
How 'bout a theme?
Black tie?
421
00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:53,142
Too obvious.
Ooh, white tie!
422
00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:54,578
[chuckling]
423
00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:56,754
FlamingoFan's
as good as caught!
424
00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:58,191
Heh, heh, heh!
425
00:16:58,321 --> 00:16:59,627
[indistinct chatter]
426
00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:01,672
[ostrich squawks]
427
00:17:01,803 --> 00:17:03,500
[upbeat music playing]
428
00:17:03,631 --> 00:17:05,372
[llama brays]
429
00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:07,200
[horse whinnies]
430
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,941
Min, we have outdone ourselves.
431
00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:12,031
Credit to Lily and Jack.
432
00:17:12,161 --> 00:17:13,467
Heads up, coming through!
433
00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:16,644
[snake hissing]
434
00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:17,949
-[in Korean]
-[roars]
435
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:20,213
Excuse me!
436
00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:21,823
Jack!
Flamingo, five o'clock.
437
00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:23,738
Ooh! [whimpers]
438
00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:25,522
Good evening, sir.
Canape?
439
00:17:25,653 --> 00:17:27,263
Mmm, yummy!
440
00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:30,614
Would you like to take a few
extra for your children?
441
00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:33,443
[sadly] Oh... I don't have any.
442
00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:34,662
[flamingo squawks]
443
00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:36,968
[grumbles] Airtight alibi.
444
00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:39,058
Hang in there, buddy.
445
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,451
I bet they're running late.
446
00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:43,671
I'll wait out front here
until they show up.
447
00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:48,197
Buh-bye!
448
00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:49,590
[Lily grumbles]
449
00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:56,292
[dejected sigh]
They're not coming, huh?
450
00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:58,120
-Canape?
-[chomping]
451
00:17:58,251 --> 00:18:00,557
This case is officially cold.
452
00:18:00,688 --> 00:18:03,082
I guess I'm stuck
with this review forever.
453
00:18:03,212 --> 00:18:06,215
I think I just need to...
[shuddering] ...move on.
454
00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:08,261
It's for the best.
455
00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:11,133
Can you say that one more time
into the camera?
456
00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:13,570
Alright, alright, don't get--
[gasps]
457
00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:14,745
Wait a minute!
458
00:18:16,747 --> 00:18:18,880
-[slurping sound]
-[baby giggling]
459
00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:21,361
-[crunching sound]
-[rock music plays]
460
00:18:21,491 --> 00:18:24,842
Oh wow, they actually match
the profile 100%.
461
00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:27,584
-The case is hot again! Bye!
-[leaves rustle]
462
00:18:27,715 --> 00:18:30,109
That lady with the armadillo
forgot her gift bag!
463
00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:33,590
-[panting]
-[grunts] Aah! Curb! [panting]
464
00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:35,114
[upbeat music playing]
465
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,507
[engine starts]
466
00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:39,466
She's getting away! [panting]
467
00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:41,642
[grunting]
468
00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:44,210
[Lily grumbling]
469
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:46,299
-[cat screeches]
-Hah!
470
00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:47,909
[panting]
471
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:51,652
[soft country song
plays on radio]
472
00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:53,654
[upbeat music continues]
473
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:56,961
[groans]
474
00:18:57,092 --> 00:18:59,703
[both panting]
475
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:02,097
[soft country song
continues]
476
00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:04,360
[snarls, grunts]
477
00:19:04,491 --> 00:19:05,535
[yelps]
478
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,102
[soft country song
continues]
479
00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:09,409
[mobility scooter whirring]
480
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:11,933
-[upbeat music continues]
-[Jack babbling]
481
00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:14,501
-[Lily snarls]
-[Jack babbling]
482
00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:19,375
-[leaves rustling]
-[cans clanging]
483
00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:21,029
Come on!
484
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:25,076
[suspenseful music playing]
485
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:26,165
[Jack] We lost 'em.
486
00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:28,254
We're not giving up now!
487
00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:30,647
Come on, Lil, how is this
worth the effort?
488
00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:32,910
It's a review! Who cares?
489
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:34,956
Apparently, I do, Jack!
490
00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:39,003
Turns out
I'm not confident at all.
491
00:19:39,134 --> 00:19:40,614
I only thought I was awesome
492
00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:43,443
'cause other people
told me I was.
493
00:19:43,573 --> 00:19:46,402
Now that someone finally said
I'm really not,
494
00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:47,969
maybe they're right.
495
00:19:48,099 --> 00:19:50,450
[gentle music playing]
496
00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:51,886
You can't please everyone,
497
00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:53,801
but as far as I'm concerned,
498
00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:55,846
four out of five stars
ain't bad, Lil.
499
00:19:55,977 --> 00:19:58,197
[sobbing] Three out of five!
500
00:19:58,327 --> 00:19:59,546
You know what I meant.
501
00:19:59,676 --> 00:20:01,243
Let's just go home.
502
00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:03,767
How the heck do you get
outta this place?
503
00:20:03,898 --> 00:20:06,379
-[squawking]
-[both gasp]
504
00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:08,555
I can't believe it!
We found 'em!
505
00:20:08,685 --> 00:20:09,730
Wait!
506
00:20:10,557 --> 00:20:12,341
What if it's another random
flamingo owner?
507
00:20:12,472 --> 00:20:14,082
We've been burned before.
508
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,260
[dramatic music plays]
509
00:20:18,391 --> 00:20:19,957
Oh yeah, it's her.
510
00:20:20,697 --> 00:20:23,526
-[doorbell chimes]
-So what's the game plan?
511
00:20:23,657 --> 00:20:26,616
I just wanna plead for
my dignity, my humanity.
512
00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:30,533
Does anyone deserve two stars
be revoked without due process?
513
00:20:30,664 --> 00:20:32,796
-[door handle jiggles]
-[eerie music plays]
514
00:20:32,927 --> 00:20:35,277
[both gasping]
515
00:20:35,408 --> 00:20:37,497
-[soft country song plays]
-[gasps] Well!
516
00:20:37,627 --> 00:20:39,629
If it isn't the girl who gave
ol' Flammy
517
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:42,153
the best pluck 'n' tuck
she's ever had!
518
00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:44,634
Did you say... best?
519
00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:46,854
It was a near-perfect
experience.
520
00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:48,334
A solid 3.9.
521
00:20:48,464 --> 00:20:50,510
You know it's out of five,
right?
522
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,163
Don't be silly!
523
00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:53,991
Five stars is only for
the good Lord
524
00:20:54,122 --> 00:20:55,993
-and The Poundcake Palace.
-[squawk]
525
00:20:56,124 --> 00:20:58,648
So did I even do anything wrong?
526
00:20:58,779 --> 00:21:00,171
Not as far as I'm concerned!
527
00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:03,914
I have never been treated
like that in all my life.
528
00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:06,700
Certainly not how I've ever
groomed Flammy at home.
529
00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:11,008
Mwah! A flawless
three-star experience.
530
00:21:11,139 --> 00:21:12,314
[deflating sound]
531
00:21:13,228 --> 00:21:16,971
[manic laughter]
532
00:21:17,101 --> 00:21:18,668
Uh, Lily?
533
00:21:18,799 --> 00:21:20,322
[manic laughter continues]
534
00:21:20,453 --> 00:21:23,151
[laughter echoes]
535
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:24,674
[laughs]
536
00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:27,198
What happened back there?
Did you finally snap?
537
00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:29,418
You know you didn't get
the review changed.
538
00:21:29,549 --> 00:21:32,116
Honestly, Jack, should've
listened to you long ago.
539
00:21:32,247 --> 00:21:34,293
Oh no, you really
have
lost it.
540
00:21:34,423 --> 00:21:36,686
Hearing all that nonsense
out loud,
541
00:21:36,817 --> 00:21:38,514
everything kinda
made sense again.
542
00:21:38,645 --> 00:21:40,734
Nobody can tell me
how to feel about myself
543
00:21:40,864 --> 00:21:42,736
'cause I know me better
than they do.
544
00:21:42,866 --> 00:21:45,478
And let's be honest,
I'm
great.
545
00:21:45,608 --> 00:21:48,045
So you're just gonna accept
that review?
546
00:21:48,176 --> 00:21:50,657
After everything you put us
through to get here?
547
00:21:50,787 --> 00:21:53,442
Aren't you happy?
You were right, I was wrong.
548
00:21:53,573 --> 00:21:55,618
This is a big Jack W.
549
00:21:55,749 --> 00:21:57,533
Four stars means five stars
550
00:21:57,664 --> 00:21:59,796
but nobody
gets four stars either?
551
00:21:59,927 --> 00:22:01,102
Where's the logic?
552
00:22:01,232 --> 00:22:04,279
It's just an online review,
Jack.
553
00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:10,285
[upbeat theme music playing]
554
00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:18,249
♪ Me and you ♪
555
00:22:18,424 --> 00:22:21,296
♪ Together, we can't lose ♪
556
00:22:22,906 --> 00:22:25,518
♪ Me and you, me and you ♪
[echoes]
557
00:22:25,692 --> 00:22:27,258
♪ Me and you ♪
558
00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:31,262
♪ Together, we can't lose ♪
559
00:22:31,437 --> 00:22:33,308
♪ Me and you, me and you ♪
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