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Mmm, protein.
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Jack? Jack.
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Come on, buddy,
we gotta hit the road.
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Oh, I miss being on the road.
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Mom, how am I supposed
to learn to be a filmmaker
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when I'm not out there
shooting cool stuff with you?
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At the end of our journey,
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we learn that no matter
where you are,
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there's always a good story
worth telling.
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You're right.
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Maybe I'll be able
to find something cool
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here in Canyon Valley.
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Thanks, Mom. Hmm?
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Breakfast, Jack.
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Pfft...
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Hmm.
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You hear about this break-in
at the water treatment plant?
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Something sketchy about it.
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Oh, that's just Chuck.
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He goes there to swim laps.
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Morning.
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-Morning, Lil.
-Morning, Lil.
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Has anyone seen my mug?
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It's not in the usual spot...
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No problem.
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At least I still have
my favorite chair...
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Mom, Dad. A word.
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I'm trying to adapt.
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But I worked so hard
to find the trailer
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so I could have that room,
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and now Jack gets that,
and my mug, my chair.
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Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
I know it's a lot all at once.
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We're kinda flying by the seat
of our pants here too.
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At least your pants
are in their normal chairs.
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Don't worry.
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Things will calm down
and get back to normal.
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Until then try to share
your space with Jack?
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We could really
use your help, hon.
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I can share my house.
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-How about some boba?
-Mmm. Deal.
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It's been an incredible journey
with you Bradley, but...
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Oh, I can't believe she's
saying no to that hot guy.
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Hey!
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What are you watching?
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Sad, Single, and Stranded.
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It's this romance-type
game show.
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I'm a little sad, single
and stranded myself.
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Well, anyway, I'm gonna
head out to find a cool story
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for my next film. Bye!
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We can help you with that.
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Here's a cool story.
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Walked elbow first
into this bad boy.
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Three stitches.
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That's just the tip
of the iceberg.
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How about we take you
around the house?
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Show where all the bodies
are buried.
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-Bodies of people?
-Maybe.
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I mean, no.
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What Min is trying to say
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is that we've got some
one-of-a-kind stories
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-right here in this house.
-Hmm.
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No matter where you are,
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there's always a good story
worth telling.
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All right, let's do this.
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Yes.
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Phew, I'll remember that one.
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Lily. Too much boba
is bad for tummy.
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Uh, Halmoni, what are you doing?
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Cleaning Jack's room.
So handsome boy.
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But terrible decorator.
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Ugh, this room was supposed
to be mine.
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Why does he even need one
if he's not going to use it?
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Oh, sorry to hear
about your dream room, Lily.
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If someone take something
from me like that,
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I take ultimate revenge!
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But you wouldn't do
something like that, hmm?
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Be nice to your brother.
Umma and Appa need you.
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Okay, yeah, Mom and Dad
need my help.
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This is the treehouse.
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We built this all by ourselves.
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I'm listening.
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Almost went down
during Termite Fest 2019.
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No worries though.
Called an exterminator.
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Enemy destroyed.
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Uh, you sure about that, Min?
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Phew! A branch broke our...
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Goodbye, fantasy gamer room.
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You'll be mine one day.
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But I can't let Mom
and Dad down.
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So for now, you belong
to my half-brother Jack.
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No!
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Oh, no. They're gonna think
I did this on purpose.
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Taking revenge
for getting my room stolen.
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Nobody can know about this.
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Right here, maybe the
most haunted room in the house,
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the attic.
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Hmm, seen any ghosts?
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Only the ghosts
of Christmases past.
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Min started untangling,
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didn't see her again
for 12 days.
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It's not quite what I need.
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Mom and I have raided tombs,
ran with bulls.
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I need something like that,
something interesting.
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I do know some animals
who may be willing to run.
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To the Groom & Board!
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And it might just take us
a minute to get there.
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Shh!
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Cover it up. No one has to know.
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Cover it up. No one has to know.
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Tiny sweater.
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Stop it, Charlie!
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-Bad boy!
-Ohhh.
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Oh, no, what a disaster! Huh?
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Oh! Oh, my gosh,
she's cleaning it.
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So cute.
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Ugh, so that's why they
named you Barf.
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Oh, my gosh, I've turned
Jack's stuff into a biohazard.
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Time for
some heavy duty artillery.
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It doesn't get more interesting
than the Groom & Board.
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Caution, do not mix with other--
bah, too much reading.
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Time to wash away my sins.
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Lama lather, flamingo fluffer,
puppy polish...
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Why didn't you share your space?
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Ow!
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Thank you, Charlie, very gentle.
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So let me tell you about Denise.
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She's a horrible gossip.
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Cover it up! Cover it up!
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-What did you say?
-Cover it up.
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No one has to know.
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Hmm, sounds like someone's
trying to cover something up.
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Oh, jeez.
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This wouldn't have happened
if you shared your space.
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I was trying.
Come on, stay with me.
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Gross.
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All right. There's only
one thing left to do.
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Stage a burglary.
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I can't believe it!
I finally have a story.
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-Was it the ornaments?
-No.
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First, I find a trail
of jellylike orbs.
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Followed by this
mysterious tiny sweater.
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Then, an unexplainable
phone call.
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Something is going on.
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And I'm gonna get
to the bottom of it.
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Our work here is done.
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Help! Jack's room
has been burglarized.
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Oh, no.
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A criminal mastermind
has broken into our home
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and destroyed only your room?
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-Exciting.
-Exciting?
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Not horrible? Heartbreaking?
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Who cares, it's just stuff.
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I have something
even better now, a story!
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That would have been good
to know.
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I've been gathering clues
all day.
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Connecting the dots.
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Oh, yeah.
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I might not have
cornered the culprit yet,
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but I won't stop until I do.
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And when I find them,
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I'll expose them with the
greatest true crime documentary
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anyone has ever seen.
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I filmed everything.
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I bet I caught them
on camera already.
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Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!
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I can't take it!
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I ruined your stuff.
I confess. It was me!
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So, this was just you
the whole time?
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I'm sorry.
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I was trying to move on and let
you have the room in peace.
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I know it doesn't look like it,
but I swear it's true.
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I know, it's okay.
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But no bandit means no story.
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And no story means no movie.
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How come you want
to make a movie so bad?
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I wanna show my mom
that I'm a filmmaker.
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That I should be out
on the road with her.
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And I'll never make a great film
if I can't find a story.
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Hey, I know all the deep dark
secrets of Canyon Valley.
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I could help you find a story.
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Yeah, that's what Dad
and Min said.
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I'm not talking
Mom and Dad dark stories.
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I mean real, hard-hitting,
blow-your-mind type stuff.
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Check this out.
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00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:14,396
What's more hard-hitting
than termites?
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Shh, they're bonding.
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Why didn't I just
come to you first?
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Pfft, duh!
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Ahem, so do you wanna
stay the night in my room?
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Until the burnt boba smell
is gone?
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-Uh, you sure?
-Yeah. Why not?
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Just until the smell's gone.
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Move, move, move.
They're coming.
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You hear about all this business
with "Chuck"
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at the water treatment plant?
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Wow, she doesn't even
let us in there.
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Jack? Jack?
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Wake up, Jack!
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Would you mind getting your
disgusting socks outta my face?
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Well, you destroyed the only
other clean pair I have.
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00:11:04,707 --> 00:11:06,709
Hey, Mom!
Sorry it's been a while.
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Adjusting to Canyon Valley's
been pretty tough.
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I don't think I really get this
town yet, but I'm not givin' up.
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I'll take your advice
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and I'll go find
the big picture. Love you.
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00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:20,723
...have extremely sensitive
stomach linings...
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00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:24,553
Ugh!
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00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:29,210
It's a perfect summer day
and I'm stuck inside.
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00:11:29,297 --> 00:11:30,254
Oh, come on, Lil.
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You promised me that today
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would be our Groom & Board
jam session with my tip tapes!
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00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:40,308
Do you need an extra
kitty sticker, Mister Tape?
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Where do a I find a sleeping
bag, a flare gun, and a machete?
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In the pantry above the--
Wait, where are you going?
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Location scouting.
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I'm lookin' for the big picture
of Canyon Valley.
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00:11:48,533 --> 00:11:50,492
Huh? You need a guide.
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00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:54,104
-Well, I've already got a map.
-You don't need a map.
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You need a Lil. Eww.
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You're saying you want
to show Jack around town today?
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Don't you want me to hang out
with my half bro?
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I guess my tapes can wait.
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00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:09,467
-I'm gonna need a machete too.
-Not a chance.
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00:12:09,554 --> 00:12:13,167
I'm so proud of you
for taking care of your brother.
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You lose that boy
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and you'll be grounded
for the rest of your life.
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Okay, have fun.
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00:12:20,522 --> 00:12:21,741
You got it.
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00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:25,745
I can't believe Lil
volunteered for this.
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I think this calls
for a celebration dinner.
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Are you thinkin'
what I'm thinkin'?
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Sundubu!
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Maybe I can go get
the after dinner tapes?
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Ooh, my...
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Ahem!
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Keep going.
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Ahem! I'll go get the pot.
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The only way to see
Canyon Valley is the Lily way.
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I call it the tour trifecta.
240
00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:07,961
You gotta learn the history.
241
00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:09,963
Next you gotta
taste the cuisine.
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00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:12,487
And finally, you gotta
experience the recreation.
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00:13:12,574 --> 00:13:13,749
Lil, look.
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It's nice of you
to do all of this,
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but I only need to get to the
highest summit in Canyon Valley.
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My mom says, to get
to the heart of the story,
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you must first discover
the big picture.
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And I figure, highest point,
best view for the big picture.
249
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That would be a place
called The Hill...
250
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but I've never been.
251
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Too climby-climby for me.
Uh, Jack?
252
00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:38,339
Come on,
this could be a shortcut.
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Hey! Get back here!
254
00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:41,429
Whoa!
255
00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:49,872
Whoa, we're here.
256
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:52,744
-What's here?
-First leg of the trifecta.
257
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,572
Let's go see some history.
258
00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:56,487
Big picture, here we come.
259
00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:03,016
The Canyon Valley Museum.
260
00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:04,800
Founded in 1877,
261
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:07,542
the museum was built
into an old mine because--
262
00:14:07,629 --> 00:14:08,673
Jack?
263
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,067
So this used to be an old mine?
264
00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:13,896
They closed the mine,
but left the tunnels.
265
00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:19,510
Whoa, a map!
If I were here, then... boom.
266
00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:21,425
Another shortcut
through the mines.
267
00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:24,341
Jack! What about the trifecta?!
268
00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:26,866
I should go after him.
269
00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:28,084
If Jack dies on my watch,
270
00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:30,521
I'll definitely get grounded.
271
00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:34,612
You know, if Jack's gonna be
with us for a while,
272
00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:36,614
we might as well rip off
the training wheels.
273
00:14:36,701 --> 00:14:39,617
Wait, I don't know if he
even likes spicy foods.
274
00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:41,402
I don't know what he likes
at all.
275
00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:42,751
Aigo.
Don't be ridiculous.
276
00:14:42,838 --> 00:14:45,188
Everybody like spicy.
277
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,454
I've been living
in Canyon Valley
278
00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:52,282
for most of my adult life
279
00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:54,589
and I've never
stepped foot here before.
280
00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:56,460
Whoa! Check it out.
281
00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:59,637
Why walk to the Hill
when we could ride to the Hill?
282
00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:03,250
Ugh, come on, Jack.
This is not part of my tour.
283
00:15:03,337 --> 00:15:06,209
Oh, I didn't know
you're afraid of mine carts?
284
00:15:07,732 --> 00:15:09,604
I ain't scared of mine carts,
hippie.
285
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,912
I'm just trying to keep us
on a tight schedule.
286
00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:14,174
See? I'm chill.
287
00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:15,958
Then let's make it
more exciting.
288
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:21,355
Oh, well, I guess this thing
is pretty old.
289
00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:43,507
Good thing this skeleton
broke my fall.
290
00:15:43,594 --> 00:15:44,769
You okay, Lil?
291
00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:46,293
I think I still have
a little feeling
292
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:47,772
on what's left of my butt.
293
00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:50,645
Hey.
Where do you think this goes?
294
00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:51,776
Get back here.
295
00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:57,782
Jack, I told you to stop...
296
00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:03,701
This is not part of the tour.
297
00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:05,703
Whoa, Lil,
there's a door over here.
298
00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:08,619
Jack! Do you not see
the actual buckets of blood?!
299
00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:13,624
You're kidding me.
We're at Sammie's Sammies.
300
00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:16,540
What's a Sammie's Sammies?
301
00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:18,716
Only the best grub in town.
302
00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:22,329
And the cuisine part of my tour.
303
00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:24,374
Sammie makes a mean sandwich.
304
00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:27,160
Whatever you do,
don't go off menu.
305
00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:30,206
Uh... Excuse me.
306
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,341
Mayo, uh, hurty my tum-tum.
307
00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:36,082
Could I get it on the side?
308
00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:38,736
Check this out.
309
00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:43,350
Next!
310
00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:47,049
I'll have The Threepwood.
Captain ma'am.
311
00:16:47,136 --> 00:16:50,748
-Toasted or untoasted.
-Toasted.
312
00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:53,055
Not toasted. Um, half and half.
313
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:54,622
Let's keep the line moving.
314
00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:56,319
Cool shop you got here.
315
00:16:56,406 --> 00:16:58,147
Reminds me of a sandwich place
I went to in Florence.
316
00:16:58,234 --> 00:16:59,844
How do you make your bread?
What kind of wheat do you use?
317
00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:01,759
Bread wheat.
318
00:17:01,846 --> 00:17:03,239
Cool, coo-coo-coo-cool.
319
00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:05,807
The good ole 'Merican way.
Check this out.
320
00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:08,810
I have this killer hot sauce I
picked up when I was in Mexico.
321
00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:11,160
I really think it'll
make your sammies sing.
322
00:17:11,247 --> 00:17:12,683
Here, try some.
323
00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:18,037
Mmm, yummy Sammie.
324
00:17:21,301 --> 00:17:22,476
Mom's gonna kill me.
325
00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:24,521
So... what do you think?
326
00:17:26,654 --> 00:17:28,830
So... good.
327
00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:30,223
-What?!
-What did I tell you?
328
00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:31,876
Didn't think the youth
329
00:17:31,963 --> 00:17:34,792
appreciated the Scoville scale
anymore.
330
00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:37,534
I'm adding a new sandwich
to the menu.
331
00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:39,841
I call it, "The Jack."
332
00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:41,147
Sign my baby!
333
00:17:41,234 --> 00:17:42,626
Here! Take all my money!
334
00:17:42,713 --> 00:17:45,760
I owe you one, kid.
I'll do anything...
335
00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:48,284
and I mean anything.
336
00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:49,938
Any chance you know
of a quick route to The Hill?
337
00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:54,638
Sammie said the shortcut
is right around here.
338
00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:56,684
I can't believe she named
a sandwich after you.
339
00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:57,989
I've been eating here for years.
340
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,252
That's gotta be it!
341
00:17:59,339 --> 00:18:00,688
You don't even
have a punch card.
342
00:18:02,951 --> 00:18:05,606
Jack, I'm not gonna climb
into a random hole full of--
343
00:18:05,693 --> 00:18:06,781
Wait a minute.
344
00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:11,568
That's not poop.
That's creek sludge.
345
00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:12,613
Come on.
346
00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:15,006
But what if it was poop?
347
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:17,705
Okay, I'm not sure
348
00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:19,924
if Jack's gonna be able
to handle that much spice.
349
00:18:20,925 --> 00:18:22,666
Will, little help?
350
00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:25,234
I can't find any evidence
of Jack ever eating spicy food.
351
00:18:25,321 --> 00:18:26,801
And I used
to have such a nice butt.
352
00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:27,802
I don't know my boy.
353
00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:29,325
I don't know my boy!
354
00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:31,632
It's gonna be okay, honey.
355
00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:33,634
And I think you still
have a nice butt.
356
00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:35,766
Uh-oh.
357
00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:41,946
And finally the recreation.
358
00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:45,036
Welcome to Beaver Bend Creek,
359
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:48,953
Canyon Valley's one and only
swimming destination.
360
00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:52,870
Ain't no one swimmin'
in those waters, couyon.
361
00:18:52,957 --> 00:18:55,003
They be cursed with the beast!
362
00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:59,964
Well, what if we didn't have
to get in the water?
363
00:19:02,924 --> 00:19:04,055
Ooh.
364
00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:06,884
Jack, what are you doing?
365
00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:08,059
You're never gonna
make it across.
366
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,061
Come on, it'll be fine.
367
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,673
If we don't go now,
I'm gonna lose my light.
368
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,589
Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack!
369
00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:18,418
-You better be right about this.
-Too late to turn back now.
370
00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:25,338
Laissez les bons temps rouler!
371
00:19:25,425 --> 00:19:28,254
I've never felt so alive!
372
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,997
-The beast cometh.
-What?
373
00:19:34,956 --> 00:19:36,740
Ooh!
374
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:39,265
Au revoir, bons amis.
375
00:19:40,004 --> 00:19:41,267
Are we alive?
376
00:19:41,354 --> 00:19:43,530
Hey, does my dad
have any tip tapes
377
00:19:43,617 --> 00:19:46,097
on how long it takes a fish
to digest a couple of kids?
378
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:49,362
No, I just know
what not to feed them.
379
00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:52,626
Oh! Got any of that
hot sauce left?
380
00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:03,158
Whoa, that was awesome!
381
00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:04,464
I'm almost there.
382
00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:06,509
-Come on, Lil!
-Wait.
383
00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:10,644
My socks are soaked.
I'm covered in sludge.
384
00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:14,822
And The Hill is so far.
Just leave me.
385
00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:16,040
Okay.
386
00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:19,043
You're leaving me?
387
00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:21,959
Ugh!
388
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,018
-Whoa!
-Whoa!
389
00:20:37,932 --> 00:20:39,803
Your town is pretty beautiful.
390
00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:42,719
Right? I've never seen it
this way.
391
00:20:44,068 --> 00:20:47,898
All right, here we go.
This is it. Big picture time.
392
00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:55,515
So, what is the big picture
anyways?
393
00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:58,082
I don't really know.
Maybe the answer's in here?
394
00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:11,052
-Nope. I got nothin'.
-Seriously?
395
00:21:11,139 --> 00:21:14,011
You're telling me we did
all of that for nothing?
396
00:21:14,098 --> 00:21:16,100
What a waste
of a perfect summer day.
397
00:21:18,146 --> 00:21:20,801
-Maybe not for nothing.
-You comin' or what?
398
00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:27,721
Whoa!
399
00:21:31,377 --> 00:21:32,987
This is great, guys.
400
00:21:34,641 --> 00:21:36,469
It has a nice kick.
What's your secret?
401
00:21:36,556 --> 00:21:38,819
Well, son, it's love.
402
00:21:38,906 --> 00:21:41,300
No it's not. It's MSG.
403
00:21:44,955 --> 00:21:48,045
What do you guys say to a
good old Wylde Pak night hike?
404
00:21:48,132 --> 00:21:49,133
We could go check out
that big hill.
405
00:21:50,787 --> 00:21:53,050
Uh, we're a bit tired tonight,
Dad.
406
00:21:53,137 --> 00:21:54,269
What about we get back
407
00:21:54,530 --> 00:21:57,054
to our Groom & Board
tip tape jam sesh?
408
00:21:58,055 --> 00:22:01,015
Oh, boy! I'll get it rolling!
409
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,192
Will! Wrong tape!
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