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- PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
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- MY MAID OF HONOR'S FLYING IN
FOR THE BACHELORETTE.
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- PANDORA WANTS TO HAVE HER
BACHELORETTE PARTY IN LAS VEGAS.
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- YOU HAVE TO COME. I HAVE ONE
BACHELORETTE PARTY IN MY LIFE.
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- MY FEELINGS ARE HURT
BECAUSE OF VEGAS.
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YOU KNOW I WOULD HAVE ROLLED
THE RED CARPET OUT FOR YOU.
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- I THINK
IT'S AN IMPOSITION TO ASK.
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- I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED
THAT SHE SAID,
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"YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT."
THAT WASN'T THE ANSWER I GOT.
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YOU KNOW I'M GONNA BE THERE
THE SAME WEEKEND.
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- I DIDN'T KNOW THAT, NO.
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- I'VE BEEN SEEING SOMEBODY
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THAT I'VE BEEN KEEPING
A LITTLE PRIVATE.
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SO WE'RE MOVING IN TOGETHER.
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- I JUST DON'T FEEL THAT THIS IS
THE RIGHT PERSON FOR HER.
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NICE TO SEE YOU.
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
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- BE HER FRIEND.
YOU BE EACH OTHER'S FRIENDS.
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- I HAVE BEEN HER FRIEND!
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I HAVE NEVER HURT HER!
SHE HAS HURT ME SO MUCH!
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IT'S NOT FAIR!
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[upbeat music]
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- LIFE IN BEVERLY HILLS
IS A GAME,
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AND I MAKE THE RULES.
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- I'M NOT THE RICHEST GIRL
IN BEVERLY HILLS,
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BUT I AM THE LUCKIEST.
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- PEOPLE TRY TO FIGURE ME OUT,
BUT I'M ONE OF A KIND.
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- I'VE FINALLY FOUND MY VOICE,
AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT.
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- HAVING IT ALL IS EASY,
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IF YOU'RE WILLING TO WORK
FOR IT.
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- DIAMONDS AREN'T
A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND.
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FREEDOM IS.
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- LET'S SIT HERE.
THIS IS NICE AND QUIET.
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both: AHH.
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- GOSH, I'VE HAD
SUCH A LONG DAY.
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- I HAVE AS WELL.
- AH, PERFECT.
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YOU KNOW ME WELL.
[laughter]
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- JUST IN TIME.
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- I TOLD THE KITCHEN
WHAT WE'D LIKE--
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JUST A COUPLE OF APPETIZERS.
IS THAT OKAY?
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SO WHAT'S GOING ON?
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- I'M STRESSED OUT
ABOUT THE OTHER NIGHT.
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- WELL, I HEARD A LITTLE BIT.
- IT WAS BAD.
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- HOW BAD?
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- WELL, UNFORTUNATELY
I DON'T REMEMBER
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BECAUSE I HAD
A LITTLE TOO MUCH TO DRINK...
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- OH, GOD.
- WHICH I'M NOT PROUD OF.
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BUT YOU KNOW WHEN MY ANXIETY
REVS UP, LIS, I CAN'T HELP IT.
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IT'S THE FIRST THING I REACH
FOR, 'CAUSE I'M, LIKE...[gasps]
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- WHEN SOMEBODY SAYS THEY
CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT WENT DOWN,
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YOU KNOW THERE'S A PROBLEM.
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I'M LOOKING AT TAYLOR.
I SEE SHE'S IN TROUBLE.
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TO ME, THIS LOOKS LIKE
A CRY FOR HELP.
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- I GET SO STRESSED, AND I START
TO FEEL MY HEART RACE,
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AND MY PALMS GET SWEATY,
AND SO I HAD A FEW DRINKS.
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- WHY WERE YOU SO ANXIOUS?
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- I WASN'T READY WHEN I WALKED
INTO THE LION'S DEN.
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AND THIS WHOLE THING
WITH CAMILLE--
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I FELT SO BETRAYED
AND SO BLINDSIDED.
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SHE SAID THINGS
SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID.
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- I DIDN'T ORDER PIZZA.
- I THINK I DID.
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- LATELY, IT'S ALWAYS TEARS,
AND YOU'RE UPSET AND EVERYTHING.
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AND IT SEEMS LIKE IT'S GOING
RAPIDLY DOWNHILL.
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YOU'VE GOT TO PUT
THE BRAKES ON HERE.
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I'VE DEFINITELY HAD
MY ISSUES WITH TAYLOR.
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BUT NOW I FEEL
SHE NEEDS OUR SUPPORT.
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YOU NEVER KNOW
WHEN SHE'S GOING TO BREAK,
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AND I FEEL THAT
I SHOULD BE THERE TO HELP HER.
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- I HAVE TO BE TRUE TO MYSELF
NOW, LISA,
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BECAUSE I'VE LET PEOPLE WALK
ALL OVER ME.
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AND IT'S ALMOST
MY 40TH BIRTHDAY,
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AND I'M NOT LETTING
IT HAPPEN ANYMORE.
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SO, IF CAMILLE CAN'T BE
A TRUE FRIEND TO ME,
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THEN IT'S HER LOSS,
AND I'M WALKING AWAY.
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HERE I FIND MYSELF
CONFIDING TO LISA,
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AND I'M THINKING, "OH, MY GOD,
HOW FAST THINGS CHANGE," RIGHT?
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- I MEAN, KYLE CALLED ME,
AND SHE SAID--AND I SAID,
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"ON ONE TO TEN,
HOW BAD WAS IT?"
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AND SHE SAID THAT IT WAS A--
MORE THAN TEN.
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- MORE THAN TEN.
- SHE SAID IT WAS BAD.
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DO YOU REMEMBER IT?
- NO. I'M JUST BEING HONEST.
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I DON'T REMEMBER.
- IT'S OKAY.
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WE'VE ALL HAD OUR MOMENTS.
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- I MEAN, I NEED
MY LIQUID COURAGE,
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AND I HAVEN'T REALLY
BEEN DRINKING MUCH.
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SO, FOR ME, YOU KNOW,
IT DOESN'T TAKE ME
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TWO GLASSES OF WINE, AND I'M
THREE SHEETS TO THE WIND.
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BUT AT THE SAME TIME,
YOU KNOW,
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I DON'T KNOW WHY D.D.
WAS, LIKE,
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VERY VOLATILE THAT EVENING.
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AND I FELT LIKE SHE WANTED TO
FIGHT CAMILLE'S FIGHT FOR HER.
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BUT CAMILLE AND I
ARE FRIENDS.
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IT'S NOT--WELL,
I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.
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BUT IT'S NOT LIKE I NEED
SOMEONE ELSE TO FIGHT HER FIGHT.
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IF CAMILLE WANTS TO SPEAK TO ME,
SHE'S A GROWN WOMAN.
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- YEAH, BUT THEY WENT IN
WITH ALL GUNS BLAZING.
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- THAT'S WHY I WAS LIKE,
"WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THIS?
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WE'RE AT
A BELLY-DANCING PARTY."
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AND KYLE DID THE SPLITS.
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- OF COURSE SHE DID.
WHY WOULDN'T SHE?
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- I REALLY THINK WE NEED KYLE
TO COME TO THE CHIPPENDALES.
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- I WANTED HER TO COME.
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- BECAUSE THE SPLITS
WOULD REALLY...
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- KYLE CAN'T GO TO VEGAS,
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SO PANDORA HAS INVITED
TAYLOR INSTEAD.
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IT'S ABOUT TIME SHE HAD
SOME FUN, THAT'S FOR SURE.
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I MEAN, WISH ME LUCK
WITH THIS ONE.
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YOU KNOW, I SAID TO PANDY,
"OKAY, MAYBE I'LL GO."
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AND NOW YOU'RE GOING.
I'M REALLY SCARED.
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- YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE
A GOOD TIME.
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- IMAGINE, A MOTHER ENDS UP
BEING SHAGGED
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BY A TEAM OF CHIPMUNKS.
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CHIPPENDALES--
SAME THING.
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OH, WELL, DARLING,
I BETTER GO.
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- I HAVE TO GO
TO A PARENT/TEACHER MEETING.
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- OH, YOU DO?
- I DO.
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- WELL, THAT PUTS IT ALL
IN PERSPECTIVE.
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- THANK YOU FOR LUNCH.
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- I THOUGHT YOU'RE PAYING
FOR IT.
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ALL RIGHT, THEN.
[chuckles]
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- OKAY, HERE, YOU WANT ME
TO POUR YOURS FIRST?
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- SURE.
- OKAY. THERE YOU GO.
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- THAT'S GOOD.
- IS THAT TOO MUCH?
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- THAT'S FINE.
- OKAY.
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I'LL POUR A LITTLE BIT MORE
FOR MYSELF.
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- OH...
- OH, HEY! IT'S BRANDI.
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[dog barking]
JOEY! COME ON, BACK UP.
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- JUST BREAKING AND ENTERING.
- THE GUARD DOG.
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- DON'T MIND THE DOG.
- HI. HOW ARE YOU?
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- GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.
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- HI, PRETTY.
- HEY. HOW ARE YOU?
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YOU LOOK GORGEOUS,
AS USUAL.
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- HAVING A LONG DAY.
- HOW DO YOU FEEL AFTER--
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OH, MY GOD!
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I'M SORRY FOR BAILING OUT
ON YOUR PARTY.
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- I WANTED TO BAIL OUT.
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I WAS LIKE, "THIS IS THE
CRAZIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN."
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- YEAH, AND THEN EVERYTHING
KEPT GOING DOWNHILL.
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- DO YOU WANT A GLASS OF WINE?
- I'LL HAVE A LITTLE BIT.
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- LOOKING BACK
ON TAYLOR'S BEHAVIOR,
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I'M SHOCKED AND DISAPPOINTED
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IN HOW OUTRAGEOUS
AND OVERBOARD SHE WENT.
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- I KNEW AS SOON AS TAYLOR
WALKED IN,
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IT'S GONNA BE TROUBLE.
- SHE WASN'T EVEN IN HER BODY.
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- DID YOU SEE HER EYES?
- SHE WAS JUST, LIKE...
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- HER EYES JUST GLAZED OVER.
- SHE WAS JUST GLAZED OVER.
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- SHE WAS JUST
COMPLETELY DISCONNECTED.
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- YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT SHE'S DONE TO ME!
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YOU HAVE NO IDEA--
NO, YOU DON'T!
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- WHAT'S THAT MOVIE
WHERE THAT CHICK'S HEAD SPINS?
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- EXORCIST.
- EXORCIST.
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- SHE REALLY WAS KIND OF LIKE
THE EXORCIST THAT NIGHT.
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I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD."
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- SHE WAS IN DIRE NEED
OF AN EXORCISM THAT EVENING.
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I JUST THINK THAT SHE'S STUCK
IN A PATTERN OF ABUSE
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THAT SHE'S HAVING A REALLY
HARD TIME GETTING OUT OF.
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I FELT LIKE
I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
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THAT EVERYBODY ELSE
HASN'T BEEN SAYING TO HER.
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- YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING--
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YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
THAT SHE HASN'T SAID HERSELF.
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THAT'S BASICALLY
WHAT YOU WANT TO SAY.
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I WENT UP TO HER,
AND I SAID, "LOOK,
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"YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE HERE, CAMILLE'S HERE.
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LIKE, LET'S CUT THE CRAP
RIGHT NOW."
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SHE SAID THAT, BASICALLY,
YOU PUT KENNEDY IN JEOPARDY--
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HER DAUGHTER.
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- THAT'S UNFORTUNATE
THAT SHE WOULD SAY THAT.
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- YEAH.
- SHE'S...
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PUTTING HER FAMILY
IN JEOPARDY.
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- SHE'S PUTTING HER DAUGHTER
IN JEOPARDY
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BY STAYING WITH A MAN
WHO IS NOT GOOD TO HER.
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SHE'S IN THIS RELATIONSHIP
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BECAUSE SHE'S
IN THIS RELATIONSHIP,
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NOT BECAUSE YOU FORCED HER
TO BE IN THE RELATIONSHIP,
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OR ANYBODY ELSE,
FOR THAT MATTER.
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- I'M NOT FORCING HER
TO STAY IN A RELATIONSHIP.
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- AND YOU'RE NOT FORCING HER.
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- OWN IT.
- YEAH.
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IT'S HARD TO DO.
- SHE NEEDS TO OWN HER [bleep].
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- AND NOW TAYLOR AND LISA
ARE GOOD FRIENDS?
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- LIKE, FRIENDS NOW.
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- FRIENDS WHEN THEY
COULDN'T STAND ONE ANOTHER.
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- YEAH, I MEAN,
JUST LIKE THREE WEEKS AGO.
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- FOR ABOUT A YEAR AND A HALF,
THEY DIDN'T GET ALONG.
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- MAYBE LISA'S TRYING TO
TAKE HER UNDER HER WING
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AND HELP HER.
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- MAKES LISA LOOK LIKE
THE GOOD GUY.
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- YEAH. YEAH.
- LIKE SHE CAME IN.
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NOW LISA'S THE HERO
'CAUSE SHE'S SAVING--
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- SHE'S GONNA SAVE THE WORLD.
- SHE'S GONNA SAVE--YEAH.
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- SHE LOVES TO SPIN IT
THAT WAY.
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SHE'S GOING TO VEGAS
WITH TAYLOR,
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AND WE'RE GOING ON OUR OWN,
WHICH IS GREAT.
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I'M SO EXCITED.
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- ADRIENNE HAS INVITED ME,
BRANDI, AND DANA
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TO GO TO THE PALMS
FOR A FUN GIRLS' WEEKEND.
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I'M GLAD THAT YOU'RE
COMING WITH US THIS YEAR.
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I'M GONNA GET SOME WATER,
SO I'M GONNA GO INSIDE.
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- YEAH, SURE.
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- WE SHOULD GET SOMETHING
TO EAT TOO.
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- YEAH. SUSHI.
- I'M GONNA GET A SCOTCH.
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- OKAY.
[laughter]
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- ADRIENNE?
- YES. I'M READY. I'M READY.
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- OKAY, YOU KNOW, UNFORTUNATELY,
WE'RE RUNNING LATE, AS USUAL.
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- I KNOW, I KNOW.
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SHOULD I WEAR THIS SASH?
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OH, NEVER MIND.
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- IS IT A LITTLE BIT BUSY?
- NEVER MIND.
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PAUL AND I ARE APPEARING
ON THE TALK SHOW THE DOCTORS.
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AND THIS HAPPENS
TO BE AN EPISODE
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ABOUT STAYING HEALTHY AND FIT
WHILE BEING BUSY.
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- I HEARD I'M DOING
A SEGMENT WITH--
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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- LET ME PUT MY SCRUBS IN HERE.
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- CAN YOU GET ANOTHER BAG?
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- WHY DO I--COME ON, MAN.
- 'CAUSE YOU SEE HOW BIG--
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GO AHEAD.
- WELL, LOOK-IT.
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- GO AHEAD. SMASH EVERYTHING
THAT'S IN THERE.
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- WAIT A MINUTE.
HOW AM I GONNA SMASH THIS--
218
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- ALL MY STUFF IS IN HERE.
CAN'T YOU JUST SEPARATE IT?
219
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'CAUSE I MIGHT NOT SEE YOU--
- I'LL JUST GET MY OWN BAG.
220
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- I THINK THEY WANTED TO SHOW
A POWER COUPLE
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THAT IS TRYING
TO WORK SCHEDULES OUT.
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I DON'T KNOW WHY.
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PAUL, COME ON!
224
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- YOU ALWAYS LEAVE
YOUR LIGHTS ON.
225
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I AM PRETTY HUNGRY, THOUGH.
- LET'S GO.
226
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- ARE WE TAKING MY CAR
OR YOUR CAR?
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- MY CAR.
I'M GONNA LET YOU DRIVE.
228
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- WHEN HAVE YOU DRIVEN?
- MANY TIMES.
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WHEN YOU FALL ASLEEP
WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING.
230
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- BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY,
I GOTTA TELL YOU,
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I'M EXTREMELY HUNGRY.
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I HAD NOTHING FOR BREAKFAST.
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- SEE, THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
234
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YOU NEED TO HAVE SOMETHING FOR
BREAKFAST, EVEN IF IT'S SMALL.
235
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- WELL, MAYBE YOU'LL
GET UP--
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WILL YOU GET UP AND MAKE ME
EGGS AND BACON IN THE MORNING?
237
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- [chuckles]
238
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PART OF BEING
HALF OF A POWER COUPLE
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IS KNOWING WHEN TO DELEGATE.
240
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PAUL WANTED BREAKFAST,
BUT THAT'S BERNIE'S JOB.
241
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WATCH IT.
- I SEE IT.
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SAY "WATCH IT"
WHEN YOU KNOW I'M LOOKING?
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- BECAUSE YOU GET RIGHT UP
BEHIND THE CAR,
244
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AND THEN YOU SLAM ON
YOUR BRAKE.
245
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- LET'S COMPARE DRIVING
TECHNIQUES BETWEEN THE TWO...
246
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- LET'S NOT GO THERE.
247
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- YOU GET LOST
GOING AROUND THE CORNER.
248
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- PAUL...
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AT LEAST I CAN GET
AROUND THE CORNER.
250
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- YOU KNOW, YOU LET ME
MAKE ALL YOUR DECISIONS.
251
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- YOU DO. YOU MAKE A LOT
OF MY DECISIONS.
252
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- NO, I DON'T.
- I KNEW YOU'D THROW THAT IN.
253
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
DON'T GIVE ME THAT RIGHT NOW.
254
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NOBODY IS AS CONTROLLING
AS YOU ARE.
255
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OH, YOU GONNA GO THERE?
YOU GONNA START?
256
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YOU'RE TRYING TO START
AN ARGUMENT.
257
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NO. I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE DOING.
258
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- LIGHTEN UP.
COME ON.
259
00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:54,930
- COMING UP...
260
00:09:54,934 --> 00:09:57,034
- ARE YOU GONNA CRY?
- NO. WHY?
261
00:09:57,033 --> 00:09:59,433
- 'CAUSE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ME
IN A WEDDING DRESS.
262
00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:00,933
- OH, IT'S PERFECT.
263
00:10:10,667 --> 00:10:12,897
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?
I'M ADRIENNE.
264
00:10:12,900 --> 00:10:14,030
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
- HI. NICE TO MEET YOU.
265
00:10:14,033 --> 00:10:15,673
- HOW ARE YOU?
NICE TO SEE YOU.
266
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- GOOD. GOOD.
COME ON UP.
267
00:10:17,166 --> 00:10:18,866
LET'S TAKE YOU
TO YOUR GREEN ROOM.
268
00:10:18,867 --> 00:10:20,867
- YOU GUYS DON'T HAPPEN TO HAVE
ANY, LIKE, CANDY, DO YOU?
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LIKE, A LITTLE PIECE
OF CHOCOLATE?
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ADRIENNE,
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
271
00:10:30,166 --> 00:10:32,396
- OH, MY GOSH. NO WAY.
272
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- CHOCOLATE. OH...
- HE CAN'T STOP AT ONE BITE.
273
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THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE
ABOUT FITNESS.
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- OH.
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00:10:37,433 --> 00:10:40,073
- SERIOUSLY, PAUL'S--
OH, MY GOD.
276
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- YOU'RE JUST TALKING TO THEM,
CONVERSATIONAL...
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[cheers and applause]
278
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- I HAVE BEEN
ON SEVERAL TALK SHOWS,
279
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AND NORMALLY
IT'S EITHER BY MYSELF,
280
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OR I'M WITH MY FAMILY.
281
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HOWEVER,
IT'S A LITTLE DIFFICULT
282
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WHEN YOU'RE GOING ON
WITH YOUR HUSBAND.
283
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- PLEASE WELCOME ADRIENNE MALOOF
AND HER HUSBAND,
284
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PLASTIC SURGEON
DR. PAUL MASSIF.
285
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[cheers and applause]
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YOU'RE A PLASTIC SURGEON.
YOU'RE A BUSINESSWOMAN.
287
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YOU HAVE THREE KIDS.
288
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OUR SHOW IS ABOUT
STAYING HEALTHY
289
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DESPITE BEING BUSY.
290
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HOW DO YOU GUYS DO THAT?
- WE ARE VERY BUSY.
291
00:11:25,767 --> 00:11:27,667
IT'S 15-, 16-HOUR DAYS
DOING EVERYTHING.
292
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I'M GETTING UP EARLY,
AND I'M WALKING OUR HILLS
293
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AND WORKING OUT THEN, EARLY.
294
00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:35,300
AND THE BIGGEST THING, THOUGH,
IS TRYING TO EAT PROPERLY
295
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IN MULTIPLE SMALL MEALS A DAY.
296
00:11:36,967 --> 00:11:41,197
- SEVERAL SMALL MEALS--
CANDY, NUTS, POPCORN.
297
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,970
- BASICALLY WHAT THEY FOUND
WHEN THEY POLLED AMERICAN WOMEN,
298
00:11:43,967 --> 00:11:46,567
ABOUT 50% THOUGHT THAT
THEY WERE MORE SUCCESSFUL
299
00:11:46,567 --> 00:11:47,967
THAN THEIR SPOUSES.
300
00:11:47,967 --> 00:11:50,427
BUT WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?
- WOMEN ARE VERY METICULOUS,
301
00:11:50,433 --> 00:11:52,973
AND THEY TAKE CARE
OF DETAILS.
302
00:11:52,967 --> 00:11:55,427
SO, FOR ME, I FEEL
THAT IT COULD BE EVEN.
303
00:11:55,433 --> 00:11:58,673
I WOULDN'T NECESSARILY SAY THAT
I'M MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN PAUL,
304
00:11:58,667 --> 00:12:01,497
BUT I DO KNOW THAT
I'M A BETTER DRIVER,
305
00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:04,070
AND I CAN DIET
MUCH BETTER THAN HE CAN.
306
00:12:04,066 --> 00:12:07,096
- AND IN THE END, IT'S ALL ABOUT
THAT INNER PERSONAL DYNAMIC.
307
00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:08,530
AND I DON'T THINK
WHO IS MORE SUCCESSFUL
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00:12:08,533 --> 00:12:10,203
IS AS IMPORTANT AS
IS THE FAMILY SUCCESSFUL?
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00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:11,370
- NO.
- THANKS FOR INVITING US.
310
00:12:11,367 --> 00:12:14,067
- KEEP IT UP.
- THANK YOU.
311
00:12:22,900 --> 00:12:25,330
- I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THIS.
THIS IS LIKE JEWELRY--
312
00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:27,673
- NO, IT'S LIKE A CANDY STORE
FOR A DESIGNER.
313
00:12:27,667 --> 00:12:29,227
- OH, MY GOD, RIGHT?
314
00:12:29,233 --> 00:12:30,603
- OH, MY GOD.
315
00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:32,070
- HI.
- HELLO, GLENN.
316
00:12:32,066 --> 00:12:34,366
- HI.
- SO PUNCTUAL.
317
00:12:34,367 --> 00:12:35,597
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.
318
00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,300
- I FEEL REALLY BAD
THAT I CAN'T MAKE IT
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TO PANDORA'S
BACHELORETTE PARTY.
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00:12:39,266 --> 00:12:40,896
I'D ALREADY SCHEDULED
A PHOTO SHOOT
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TO SHOOT THE COVER
OF MY BOOK,
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00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:43,770
AND I HAVE TO PLAN
THE WHITE PARTY.
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00:12:43,767 --> 00:12:46,427
- I THINK THIS IS A REALLY
BEAUTIFUL ALTERNATIVE OVER HERE.
324
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I MEAN, IT'S OBVIOUSLY
A LOT MORE DRAMATIC.
325
00:12:48,533 --> 00:12:50,003
- NOW, THAT IS OUR CHANDELIER.
326
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,800
- CAN I JUST THROW
SOMETHING OUT THERE REALLY--
327
00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:53,200
CAN I JUST
THROW SOMETHING OUT THERE?
328
00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:56,570
WHAT ABOUT IF YOU HAVE ALL
THE WHITE AND THEN THAT BLUE?
329
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,567
I MEAN, IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
THERE'S SO MANY COLORS.
330
00:12:58,567 --> 00:13:00,167
THERE'S PURPLE.
THERE'S RED. THERE'S BLUE.
331
00:13:00,166 --> 00:13:03,066
- WERE UP-LIGHTING THE
SURROUNDINGS DIFFERENT COLORS.
332
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LET'S KEEP
THE WHITE PARTY WHITE.
333
00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:06,870
I LOVE THESE LITTLE BLACK ONES--
- 'CAUSE THIS IS CRAZY.
334
00:13:06,867 --> 00:13:10,127
- OKAY, SO TWO BLACK...
AND THAT'S PRETTY.
335
00:13:10,133 --> 00:13:12,033
- WHAT IF WE DID,
THOUGH, A COLOR?
336
00:13:12,033 --> 00:13:13,533
- I DON'T THINK IT'S GONNA LOOK
PRETTY AGAINST THE WHITE.
337
00:13:13,533 --> 00:13:16,003
- YOU ARE THE EVENT PLANNER.
- YOU ARE THE DESIGNER!
338
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,470
- I KNOW. THAT'S WHY--
- IT'S MY PARTY TOO!
339
00:13:18,467 --> 00:13:20,467
[laughing]
340
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:21,997
- I'M GONNA CHANGE MY TITLE.
341
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,430
FIRST OF ALL, EVENT PLANNERS
ARE TYPICALLY WOMEN, I THINK.
342
00:13:24,433 --> 00:13:25,803
- YOU'RE AN EVENT PRODUCER.
- YOU CAN JUST CALL ME
343
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THE EVENT WHIPPING BOY.
344
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EVENT WHIPPING BOY,
THAT'S WHO I AM.
345
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,070
- THE FINAL DECISION--
THE WHITE ONE ON THIS.
346
00:13:31,066 --> 00:13:34,026
OKAY, CAN WE DO THAT ONE?
- THAT WHITE ONE'S GREAT.
347
00:13:34,033 --> 00:13:35,833
- BY THE WAY, WE NEED
A MEZUZAH FOR THE DOOR.
348
00:13:35,834 --> 00:13:38,074
- YEAH.
- WE NEED A COUPLE MEZUZAHS...
349
00:13:38,066 --> 00:13:39,396
- ABEY, SHABBAT SHALOM.
350
00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:40,830
- BECAUSE WE HAVE SOME PEOPLE
COMING INTO THE HOUSE
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THAT HAVE THE EVIL EYE.
352
00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:44,870
- WE HAVE A LOT
OF EVIL PEOPLE COMING.
353
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:46,427
- WE HAVE A LOT OF EVIL PEOPLE
COMING TO THE PARTY,
354
00:13:46,433 --> 00:13:48,033
AND WE NEED A LOT
OF PROTECTION.
355
00:13:48,033 --> 00:13:49,603
- I'M GOING TO GET IT
FOR YOU.
356
00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:51,670
I SEND IT WITH THE MERCHANDISE
OVER, OKAY?
357
00:13:51,667 --> 00:13:53,797
- SO I HEAR YOU HAVE
A CHANDELIER FOR ME TO LOOK AT.
358
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,630
- THE CHANDELIER?
- IN THE BACK?
359
00:13:55,633 --> 00:13:57,473
I'M DONE.
- GET OVER HERE.
360
00:13:57,467 --> 00:14:00,967
- I'M ANTSY. WHAT ABOUT THIS?
WHAT ABOUT THIS?
361
00:14:00,967 --> 00:14:06,397
- SO NOW THIS COULD BE
THE CABANA CHANDELIER.
362
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:07,900
GREAT FOR THE CABANA.
363
00:14:07,900 --> 00:14:10,930
UHH--
[glass shatters]
364
00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:12,304
UM, MAYBE NOT.
365
00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:13,970
- IS A GIFT FOR YOU.
366
00:14:13,967 --> 00:14:15,497
- I REALIZE WHAT HAS
JUST HAPPENED.
367
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:17,400
- DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
- [chuckles]
368
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,930
WE'LL TAKE THREE.
369
00:14:19,934 --> 00:14:22,304
- I'M SORRY.
I HAVE TO GO NOW.
370
00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:24,030
- IT WAS NOT ME.
FAYE DROPPED IT.
371
00:14:24,033 --> 00:14:26,303
BUT I'M GONNA PAY
FOR IT, RIGHT?
372
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:29,270
WE'LL TAKE THAT ONE
FOR THE CABANA.
373
00:14:38,567 --> 00:14:39,767
- HI.
374
00:14:39,767 --> 00:14:41,967
I'M AT THE PALMS FOR BUSINESS,
375
00:14:41,967 --> 00:14:44,167
BUT I INVITED THE GIRLS,
HOPING THAT THEY COULD HAVE
376
00:14:44,166 --> 00:14:46,466
A LITTLE BIT OF FUN.
377
00:14:46,467 --> 00:14:48,727
AND I THINK AT THIS POINT,
WE ALL NEED IT.
378
00:14:48,734 --> 00:14:51,704
- [chuckles]
I FOUND ERIN.
379
00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:53,730
[laughter]
- HI, ERIN.
380
00:14:53,734 --> 00:14:55,734
- YOU KNOW MY SISTER?
- HI. HOW ARE YOU?
381
00:14:55,734 --> 00:14:57,204
- THIS IS ERIN.
- I SAW YOU EARLIER.
382
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,770
- YEAH. HOW YOU DOING?
- HOW YOU DOING?
383
00:14:59,767 --> 00:15:01,427
- IT'S OKAY IF ERIN WALKS--
- HOLDING HANDS?
384
00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:03,003
NO. NO, NO, NO.
- [laughs]
385
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,200
- WE'RE NOT DOING THAT.
386
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,500
- OH, WE'RE NOT DOING THAT.
- HAPPY NOW?
387
00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:07,570
- SORRY, ERIN.
388
00:15:16,367 --> 00:15:19,067
- COME ON, THEN.
- LOOK AT THAT, MUMMY.
389
00:15:19,066 --> 00:15:22,726
- WELL, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL TOO.
- THAT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
390
00:15:22,734 --> 00:15:24,574
- HI, NICE TO MEET YOU.
- HI, I'M LISA.
391
00:15:24,567 --> 00:15:25,927
- I'M LAURA.
- HEY.
392
00:15:25,934 --> 00:15:28,704
- WE WANTED TO LOOK
AT IAN STUART DRESSES, I THINK.
393
00:15:28,700 --> 00:15:30,130
- OH, OKAY.
- DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF THEM?
394
00:15:30,133 --> 00:15:31,873
- YES, WE DO.
THEY'RE RIGHT OVER HERE.
395
00:15:31,867 --> 00:15:35,367
- TO GO SHOPPING WITH PANDORA
AS A MOTHER
396
00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:37,097
TO GET HER WEDDING DRESS,
397
00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:39,900
I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING
I'D RATHER DO.
398
00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:42,100
- I WANT YOU TO WEAR THE DRESS
THAT I SAW IN THE WINDOW.
399
00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:44,230
- OH, GOD, DON'T YOU--
- YOU HAVE TO. WHERE IS IT?
400
00:15:44,233 --> 00:15:46,103
- NO, WE'RE NOT--
I AM NOT.
401
00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:49,300
MAYBE I'LL JUST LOOK AT
SOME OF THE EVENING DRESSES.
402
00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:52,270
PANDORA, DON'T BE RIDIC--
- I WANT YOU TO WEAR THIS.
403
00:15:52,266 --> 00:15:54,766
- I'D LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT
WALKING DOWN THE AISLE
404
00:15:54,767 --> 00:15:56,167
AT YOUR WEDDING
WEARING THAT.
405
00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:58,166
- WHY? IT'S PINK.
IT'S PERFECT FOR YOU.
406
00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:00,426
- PANDORA, I HAVEN'T GOT TIME
TO TO MESS ABOUT.
407
00:16:00,433 --> 00:16:02,403
GO AND TRY YOUR DRESS ON.
408
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,130
[chuckles]
GET IN THERE.
409
00:16:04,133 --> 00:16:06,973
- SHOULD I GET A TIARA?
- DARLING, JUST START.
410
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:09,267
- I AM STARTING.
I'M GETTING A TIARA.
411
00:16:09,266 --> 00:16:11,026
- YOU DON'T NEED A TIARA.
412
00:16:11,033 --> 00:16:12,703
BABY, JUST START.
PUT THE DRESS ON.
413
00:16:26,066 --> 00:16:29,066
- ARE YOU GONNA CRY?
- NO. WHY?
414
00:16:29,066 --> 00:16:31,666
- 'CAUSE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ME
IN A WEDDING DRESS.
415
00:16:31,667 --> 00:16:32,897
- OH...
416
00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:35,470
- FIRST TIME.
417
00:16:36,767 --> 00:16:38,027
- OH...
418
00:16:38,033 --> 00:16:40,373
- IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
- YOU LIKE IT?
419
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:41,827
- OH, IT'S PERFECT.
420
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:46,670
WHEN SHE COMES OUT,
THE FIRST ONE--
421
00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:48,727
OH, IT'S PERFECT.
422
00:16:48,734 --> 00:16:51,304
I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S TOO MUCH FOR ME.
423
00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:52,600
- TOLD YOU YOU WERE
GONNA CRY.
424
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:55,500
- I'M NOT GOING TO CRY.
425
00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:57,470
I LOVE YOU IN IT.
426
00:16:57,467 --> 00:16:59,367
- I THINK I'D WANT
MORE DIAMONDS ON IT, THOUGH.
427
00:16:59,367 --> 00:17:02,927
LET'S TRY ON ANOTHER ONE.
- OKAY.
428
00:17:02,934 --> 00:17:06,804
- WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF HER, HMM, GIGSTER?
429
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:08,870
OH, DEAR, I JUST GOT
SOME WATER ON THERE.
430
00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:15,070
- I LOVE THIS DRESS,
BUT IN WHITE, NOT PURPLE.
431
00:17:15,066 --> 00:17:17,726
- I MEAN, I LOVE THEM ALL.
THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
432
00:17:17,734 --> 00:17:19,334
IT'S GOT TO COME DOWN
TO WHAT YOU WANT, REALLY.
433
00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:20,803
- THIS DRESS IS GORGEOUS.
434
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,470
- BUT I THINK YOU SHOULD
STAY TRUE
435
00:17:22,467 --> 00:17:24,297
TO WHAT YOU WANTED
IN THE FIRST PLACE,
436
00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:25,470
WITH THE PINK ROSES.
437
00:17:25,467 --> 00:17:27,267
- I WISH I COULD HAVE
A DRESS LIKE THIS
438
00:17:27,266 --> 00:17:29,096
WITH MORE DIAMONDS
439
00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:31,570
AND THEN HAVE PINK ROSES
ALL THE WAY DOWN THE TRAIN.
440
00:17:31,567 --> 00:17:33,497
DO YOU THINK YOU COULD ADD
TO SOMETHING LIKE THIS?
441
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:34,800
- OF COURSE. YES.
442
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:37,500
- GIGGY, AT LEAST PRETEND
TO BE INTERESTED.
443
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,970
- THAT IS SWEET, ISN'T IT?
- ISN'T IT CUTE?
444
00:17:41,967 --> 00:17:44,097
- WHAT DOES JASON WANT?
HAVE YOU EVEN ASKED HIM?
445
00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:45,470
WE DON'T CARE, REALLY,
DO WE?
446
00:17:45,467 --> 00:17:47,067
- HE WANTS ME TO HAVE
WHATEVER I WANT, PRETTY MUCH.
447
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,366
- EXACTLY.
SMART MAN.
448
00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:51,267
- OKAY, WELL, LET'S THINK
ABOUT IT, SHALL WE?
449
00:17:51,266 --> 00:17:53,126
ONE MINUTE WE'RE SHOPPING
FOR WEDDING DRESSES,
450
00:17:53,133 --> 00:17:55,133
AND THE NEXT MINUTE
WE'RE GOING TO VEGAS,
451
00:17:55,133 --> 00:17:57,533
SHOPPING FOR NAKED MEN
FOR THE BACHELORETTE PARTY.
452
00:17:57,533 --> 00:17:59,973
NOW, LET ME THINK,
WHICH DO I PREFER?
453
00:17:59,967 --> 00:18:02,197
- GIG-JOG, DID YOU LIKE THAT?
- OH, MY, THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
454
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,030
- I STILL WANT YOU TO WEAR
THIS MASSIVE PINK--
455
00:18:04,033 --> 00:18:06,733
- PANDORA, I WOULD LOOK LIKE
A COMPLETE BLOODY IDIOT
456
00:18:06,734 --> 00:18:09,334
WALKING DOWN THE AISLE
BEHIND YOU
457
00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:11,603
OR IN FRONT OF YOU
IN A BIG PINK BALL GOWN.
458
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:12,870
- I THINK YOU'D LOOK PERFECT.
459
00:18:12,867 --> 00:18:14,427
- CAN YOU IMAGINE?
I ALREADY TOLD--
460
00:18:14,433 --> 00:18:16,773
I'VE ALREADY BEEN TOLD
MY EGO'S OUT OF CONTROL.
461
00:18:16,767 --> 00:18:19,367
[both laugh]
462
00:18:19,367 --> 00:18:21,067
- COMING UP...
463
00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:23,666
- DON'T TELL DADDY
I'M UP TO NO GOOD, OKAY?
464
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:25,627
IT'LL JUST BE
OUR LITTLE SECRET.
465
00:18:25,633 --> 00:18:27,073
- I'M SURE HE'LL NEVER
FIND OUT.
466
00:18:27,066 --> 00:18:28,896
- IT'LL BE OUR LITTLE SECRET.
467
00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:44,470
- TA-DA!
468
00:18:44,467 --> 00:18:46,597
- OH...MY...
- WOW.
469
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:49,400
- OH, MY GOSH.
470
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,170
- GOT THE FIREPLACE GOING
FOR YOU.
471
00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:53,866
- AW.
- THIS PLACE IS AWESOME.
472
00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:56,127
- I LOVE THE SIZE OF IT TOO.
- I LOVE IT.
473
00:18:56,133 --> 00:18:57,203
- WOW, THAT'S SEXY.
- TA-DA.
474
00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:58,800
- I LOVE IT.
- SO SEXY.
475
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,600
- WHAT A VIEW FROM YOUR BED.
476
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,630
- I'M EXCITED ABOUT TONIGHT.
- I KNOW.
477
00:19:03,633 --> 00:19:05,233
I'M STILL WAITING
FOR THE OTHER GIRLS.
478
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:10,770
- YAY.
479
00:19:10,767 --> 00:19:13,367
- WHOO-HOO.
- YAY, VEGAS!
480
00:19:13,367 --> 00:19:15,027
- VEGAS, BABY!
481
00:19:15,033 --> 00:19:17,933
- I ARRIVED AT THE PALMS.
I WAS SUPER EXCITED.
482
00:19:17,934 --> 00:19:20,504
VEGAS IS ALWAYS FUN.
BRANDI AND VEGAS--FUN.
483
00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:22,000
- KIM...
484
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,400
YOU'RE NOT COMING.
I'M SO SAD.
485
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,800
I'M GONNA PUT HER ON SPEAKER
SO YOU GUYS CAN--
486
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,230
- I HAD TO, LIKE,
TAKE MY OWN.
487
00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:29,003
LIKE, I WANT TO MOVE
THE TABLES.
488
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,870
THEN WE HAD MOVERS,
AND I'M, LIKE, "NO, NO, NO,
489
00:19:30,867 --> 00:19:31,897
I WANT TO MOVE IT MYSELF."
490
00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:33,630
AND I PULLED SOMETHING
IN MY NECK.
491
00:19:33,633 --> 00:19:36,533
AND I LITERALLY--I CAN'T MOVE
LEFT TO RIGHT AT ALL.
492
00:19:36,533 --> 00:19:38,073
LIKE, MY NECK JUST
DOESN'T MOVE.
493
00:19:38,066 --> 00:19:39,296
- WELL, WE'RE GONNA MISS YOU.
494
00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:40,870
I'M HERE WITH CAMILLE
AND D.D.
495
00:19:40,867 --> 00:19:42,197
both: HEY, KIM.
496
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:45,030
I MISS YOU GUYS.
all: LOVE YOU. BYE.
497
00:19:45,033 --> 00:19:48,733
- NO SURPRISE THAT KIM HAS
POSSIBLY MADE UP AN EXCUSE
498
00:19:48,734 --> 00:19:50,034
NOT TO COME TO VEGAS.
499
00:19:50,033 --> 00:19:52,273
SHE'S BUSY. SHE'S MOVING.
- SHE'S MOVING.
500
00:19:52,266 --> 00:19:53,566
SHE'S GOT A NEW MAN
IN HER LIFE.
501
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,627
I UNDERSTAND SHE HAS
A NEW BOYFRIEND,
502
00:19:55,633 --> 00:19:58,503
SO I'M HOPING THAT
IT'S ABOUT THAT.
503
00:19:58,500 --> 00:19:59,970
- WELL...
- GOOD FOR HER.
504
00:19:59,967 --> 00:20:01,267
- I'M HAPPY FOR HER.
505
00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:03,066
THAT'S GOOD.
- YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.
506
00:20:11,033 --> 00:20:12,903
- OH, MY GOSH.
- WE'RE HERE. WE'RE HERE.
507
00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:14,470
OKAY, QUIT IT.
508
00:20:14,467 --> 00:20:17,067
OKAY. OKAY.
BEHAVE YOURSELVES.
509
00:20:17,066 --> 00:20:18,496
EXACTLY.
WHERE ARE THE OTHERS?
510
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:19,670
- VEGAS.
511
00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:21,667
THANK YOU.
512
00:20:21,667 --> 00:20:24,467
- OKAY, THANK YOU.
- HI.
513
00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:28,496
- WELCOME TO PLANET HOLLYWOOD.
- AH, MY SHOE. THANK YOU.
514
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:29,770
- WERE YOU ABLE TO KEEP IT ON?
515
00:20:29,767 --> 00:20:32,897
[all cheering]
516
00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:36,327
- KEN DOESN'T KNOW
THE FULL STORY
517
00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:37,733
ABOUT WHAT I'M GOING TO BE
UP TO IN VEGAS.
518
00:20:37,734 --> 00:20:39,974
BUT LET'S BE HONEST,
I DON'T KNOW THE FULL STORY
519
00:20:39,967 --> 00:20:41,597
ABOUT WHAT I'M GOING TO BE
UP TO IN VEGAS,
520
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,800
'CAUSE IF I DID, I PROBABLY
WOULDN'T BE GOING.
521
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:45,530
OKAY, COME ON.
522
00:20:45,533 --> 00:20:48,433
DON'T FORGET, GIRLS,
IT'S TAYLOR'S BIRTHDAY.
523
00:20:48,433 --> 00:20:52,773
[cheers and applause]
524
00:20:52,767 --> 00:20:55,167
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- THANK YOU.
525
00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:56,526
[all cheering]
526
00:20:56,533 --> 00:21:00,533
- OH, MY GOD!
- OH, MY GOD!
527
00:21:00,533 --> 00:21:02,703
- I LOVE FOOSBALL.
528
00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:04,730
[overlapping chatter]
529
00:21:04,734 --> 00:21:08,774
- CAN WE LOOK THROUGH THE SUITE?
- YEAH, HAVE A LOOK. GO.
530
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,427
- YOU'VE GOTTA TAKE THE TEA BAG
OUT BEFORE YOU DRINK IT.
531
00:21:10,433 --> 00:21:12,373
- I'VE GOTTA LET IT SOAK.
- NO, YOU'VE GOTTA TAKE IT OUT
532
00:21:12,367 --> 00:21:13,797
BEFORE IT HITS YOU IN THE FACE.
- IT HAS TO SOAK MORE.
533
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,270
- DARLING, TAKE IT OUT.
TRUST ME.
534
00:21:15,266 --> 00:21:18,626
- IT'S NOT STRONG ENOUGH.
- TAKE IT OUT.
535
00:21:18,633 --> 00:21:21,003
OKAY, YOU KNOW THEY'RE GONNA
GET ALL THIS MIXED UP.
536
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,270
OKAY, I'M GONNA STOP
BEING A MOTHER FOR A SECOND
537
00:21:23,266 --> 00:21:24,966
AND LET THEM
SORT IT OUT THEMSELVES.
538
00:21:24,967 --> 00:21:27,197
I THINK, ACTUALLY, THEY SHOULD
LOOK AFTER ME THIS WEEKEND,
539
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,300
NOT ME LOOKING AFTER THEM.
- ALL RIGHT, I SUPPORT THAT.
540
00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:32,100
I'LL LOOK AFTER YOU.
[laughs]
541
00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:34,500
- SOMEHOW THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME
FEEL ANY BETTER.
542
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:36,800
- I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING
LISA WITH THE CHIPPENDALES.
543
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:38,930
THIS IS GONNA BE ONE
FOR THE RECORD BOOKS.
544
00:21:38,934 --> 00:21:40,574
- PANDY,
YOU'VE GOTTA TAKE THE HEAT.
545
00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:43,227
I DO NOT WANT TO BE THE TARGET
OF 50 CHIPMUNKS.
546
00:21:43,233 --> 00:21:44,773
[laughter]
547
00:21:44,767 --> 00:21:46,067
I'M SERIOUS.
548
00:21:46,066 --> 00:21:48,466
I THINK IT'S GONNA BE GOOD
FOR TAYLOR
549
00:21:48,467 --> 00:21:50,927
TO BE SHAGGED BY A CHIPMUNK.
YAY.
550
00:21:50,934 --> 00:21:52,704
- ALL RIGHT.
- AHH, THAT WAS EASY.
551
00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:54,400
- THEY ACTUALLY LET YOU IN
ONE OF THESE ROOMS.
552
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,430
- ALL RIGHTY.
- THIS IS NICE. WOW.
553
00:21:56,433 --> 00:21:58,503
- THIS IS NICE, RIGHT?
- YEAH.
554
00:21:58,500 --> 00:21:59,830
THIS IS MORE OUR SPEED.
555
00:21:59,834 --> 00:22:02,404
I THINK THAT THE PARTY SUITE
IS OFF THE CHAIN, BUT...
556
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:04,770
- SHOULD WE JUST STAY IN
AND ORDER ROOM SERVICE?
557
00:22:04,767 --> 00:22:06,667
I TELL YOU.
[both laugh]
558
00:22:06,667 --> 00:22:08,927
- LET'S DO.
559
00:22:08,934 --> 00:22:10,404
- OH, MY GOODNESS.
- I KNOW.
560
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:12,170
THEY ARE CUTE, THOUGH.
- YEAH.
561
00:22:12,166 --> 00:22:13,666
- BEING GIRLS AND...
562
00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:15,827
- YEAH. YOU'VE GOT SO MUCH
TO LOOK FORWARD TO.
563
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:17,234
YOUR DAUGHTER'S ONLY,
WHAT, FIVE?
564
00:22:17,233 --> 00:22:18,573
- FIVE.
565
00:22:18,567 --> 00:22:20,597
- I MEAN, IT'S THE BEST YEARS
TO COME, YOU KNOW?
566
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,930
IT'S JUST LIKE,
I ALWAYS USED TO YELL AT MAX.
567
00:22:22,934 --> 00:22:25,434
YOU KNOW, HE USED TO LEAVE
HIS BACKPACK BY THE POOL.
568
00:22:25,433 --> 00:22:27,233
YOU KNOW, JUST KIND OF
COME HOME,
569
00:22:27,233 --> 00:22:29,033
DUMP IT THERE,
DIVE IN THE POOL.
570
00:22:29,033 --> 00:22:31,403
AND THEN SUDDENLY ONE DAY THAT
BACKPACK'S NOT THERE ANYMORE,
571
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,770
YOU KNOW,
AND IT'S LIKE,
572
00:22:33,767 --> 00:22:35,067
"GOD, I MISS THAT BACKPACK."
573
00:22:35,066 --> 00:22:37,066
YOU KNOW, HOWEVER--
IT WAS ALWAYS IRRITATING,
574
00:22:37,066 --> 00:22:38,566
YOU KNOW,
DUMPING HIS STUFF THERE.
575
00:22:38,567 --> 00:22:41,497
I THINK, "OH, MY GOD,
I MISS IT."
576
00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:43,030
YOU KNOW?
577
00:22:43,033 --> 00:22:45,973
- THIS MORNING, KENNEDY HAD
MADE ME 40 CUPCAKES.
578
00:22:45,967 --> 00:22:47,927
I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA HAVE TO
CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT,
579
00:22:47,934 --> 00:22:49,834
WITH ALL THE CANDLES.
- OH, HOW SWEET.
580
00:22:49,834 --> 00:22:52,474
- IT WAS REALLY SWEET.
AND THEY WERE ALL MISSHAPEN,
581
00:22:52,467 --> 00:22:54,327
AND, YOU KNOW, NONE OF
THE TOPPINGS WERE THE SAME.
582
00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:55,803
THERE WAS M&Ms AND--
583
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:58,470
- AND SHE DID THAT ON HER OWN...
- SHE HAD HELP. MY ASSISTANT.
584
00:22:58,467 --> 00:22:59,567
- OH, REALLY?
- YEAH.
585
00:22:59,567 --> 00:23:02,027
- I'M HAPPY THAT TAYLOR
IS WITH US,
586
00:23:02,033 --> 00:23:04,033
AND I THINK SHE'S BEEN
IN A VERY SAD PLACE
587
00:23:04,033 --> 00:23:05,033
FOR QUITE A WHILE.
588
00:23:05,033 --> 00:23:07,003
SO NOW I'M GOING TO
SHOW HER
589
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,470
A GOOD TIME TONIGHT.
590
00:23:08,467 --> 00:23:10,027
[both laughing]
591
00:23:10,033 --> 00:23:11,773
BYE.
- SEE YOU IN A LITTLE WHILE.
592
00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:13,867
- OHH...
593
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:26,930
- I'M WRITING A BOOK,
594
00:23:26,934 --> 00:23:28,834
AND TODAY
WE'RE SHOOTING THE COVER.
595
00:23:28,834 --> 00:23:30,204
- ALL RIGHT, SO, LOOK,
THAT'S WHAT--
596
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,530
YOU GO IN THERE.
597
00:23:31,533 --> 00:23:33,533
LIKE I SAID, JUST, LIKE,
GIVE EVERYTHING A SHOT
598
00:23:33,533 --> 00:23:34,973
AND LET ME KNOW.
- OKAY.
599
00:23:34,967 --> 00:23:36,597
- WHEN THEY ASKED ME
TO DO THIS BOOK,
600
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,430
I THOUGHT IT'D BE
A GREAT OPPORTUNITY TO SHARE
601
00:23:38,433 --> 00:23:39,903
EVERYTHING ABOUT MY LIFE--
602
00:23:39,900 --> 00:23:42,270
MY RELATIONSHIP
WITH MY HUSBAND, MY KIDS,
603
00:23:42,266 --> 00:23:44,726
FASHION, BEAUTY...
ALL MY PASSIONS.
604
00:23:44,734 --> 00:23:46,974
- YEAH, I LOVE THAT IN HERE.
605
00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:48,827
- I LOVE THAT.
- LOVE THAT.
606
00:23:48,834 --> 00:23:50,904
- THE DEADLINE IS
FAST APPROACHING,
607
00:23:50,900 --> 00:23:53,270
AND I'VE BEEN UP LATE
EVERY NIGHT.
608
00:23:53,266 --> 00:23:55,266
SOMETIMES I'M WRITING
AT 2:00, 3:00 IN THE MORNING.
609
00:23:55,266 --> 00:23:58,566
IT'S VERY FUN, IT'S EXCITING,
BUT IT'S A LOT OF PRESSURE.
610
00:23:58,567 --> 00:24:02,397
[line ringing]
611
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:05,700
- HI, YOU'VE REACHED KIM,
AND I'M NOT AVAILABLE.
612
00:24:05,700 --> 00:24:09,200
I HAVE LOST ALL CONTACTS,
SO PLEASE DO ME A FAVOR
613
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:12,230
AND LEAVE ME
YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER
614
00:24:12,233 --> 00:24:13,703
AND THE TIME THAT YOU CALLED.
615
00:24:13,700 --> 00:24:16,470
PLEASE, I DON'T PICK UP
VOICE MAIL, SO...
616
00:24:16,467 --> 00:24:18,127
- WELL, SO I GUESS
I DON'T LEAVE A MESSAGE.
617
00:24:18,133 --> 00:24:19,633
- WHEN WAS SHE SUPPOSED
TO BE HERE?
618
00:24:19,633 --> 00:24:22,303
I SAID, YOU KNOW, "THIS IS
AN IMPORTANT DAY FOR ME."
619
00:24:22,300 --> 00:24:25,830
AND I REALLY WANTED HER
TO COME BY AND...
620
00:24:25,834 --> 00:24:28,434
WHATEVER,
JUST BE SUPPORTIVE AND BE HERE.
621
00:24:28,433 --> 00:24:31,173
AND SHE JUST, YOU KNOW,
DOESN'T EVEN PICK UP HER PHONE.
622
00:24:31,166 --> 00:24:32,566
[line ringing]
623
00:24:32,567 --> 00:24:34,927
- YOU HAVE ALL OF US.
WHAT DO YOU NEED HER FOR?
624
00:24:34,934 --> 00:24:36,574
- I JUST WANTED MY SISTER TOO.
625
00:24:36,567 --> 00:24:41,267
- HI, YOU'VE REACHED KIM,
AND I'M NOT AVAILABLE.
626
00:24:41,266 --> 00:24:42,666
- DOES SHE ANSWER
HER HOME PHONE?
627
00:24:42,667 --> 00:24:44,197
- I DON'T KNOW.
DOES SHE EVEN HAVE ONE?
628
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:45,500
- SHE SAYS SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW
TO CHECK HER EMAIL,
629
00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:47,000
DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO CHECK
HER FACEBOOK,
630
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,870
DOESN'T KNOW TWITTER...
631
00:24:48,867 --> 00:24:50,167
SHE DOESN'T--
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
632
00:24:50,166 --> 00:24:52,926
- SHE'S LIVING IN THE 1900s
- STONE AGE.
633
00:24:52,934 --> 00:24:55,604
I'M GONNA SEND HER
A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE.
634
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:57,170
"GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE."
[line ringing]
635
00:24:57,166 --> 00:24:59,096
WELL, I GUESS
SHE'S NOT GONNA PICK UP,
636
00:24:59,100 --> 00:25:01,100
SO I'M GONNA TAKE IT
THAT SHE'S NOT COMING.
637
00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:03,670
I DON'T KNOW IF THIS HAS
ANYTHING TO DO WITH KEN OR NOT,
638
00:25:03,667 --> 00:25:05,767
BUT WE'VE COME TOO FAR
IN OUR RELATIONSHIP,
639
00:25:05,767 --> 00:25:09,227
AND I JUST FEEL LIKE
IT'S SETTING US BACK.
640
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,830
- SO YOU'RE READY?
- I'M READY.
641
00:25:12,834 --> 00:25:14,634
- ALL RIGHT.
- OKAY, SITTING AT THE TABLE?
642
00:25:14,633 --> 00:25:16,203
- I THINK THAT'S GREAT.
- IT'S GOOD IF YOU--
643
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:19,500
HOLD IT, JUST LIKE THAT.
644
00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:22,070
- THIS LOOKS STUNNING.
YES, THAT'S GORGEOUS.
645
00:25:22,066 --> 00:25:23,766
- I LIKE THAT.
- YOUR PROFILE'S AMAZING.
646
00:25:23,767 --> 00:25:26,627
- FABULOUS.
I LIKE THAT.
647
00:25:26,633 --> 00:25:28,203
- GORGEOUS.
648
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:31,230
- I KNOW THEY WANT IT TO BE,
LIKE, A GLAMOROUS COVER,
649
00:25:31,233 --> 00:25:33,103
BUT I REALLY WANT IT TO CAPTURE
WHO I AM--
650
00:25:33,100 --> 00:25:35,470
A LITTLE BIT OF GLAMOUR,
A LITTLE BIT OF CHAOS.
651
00:25:35,467 --> 00:25:37,367
- HEY, ROXY. COME HERE.
[whistles]
652
00:25:37,367 --> 00:25:39,327
- GIVE HER A LITTLE PIECE OF
CHEESE, AND SHE'LL COME RUNNING.
653
00:25:39,333 --> 00:25:40,533
THIS IS HER CHEESE, ANYWAY.
654
00:25:40,533 --> 00:25:42,003
SORRY, I STOLE
SOME OF YOUR CHEESE, ROXY.
655
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,070
- IT WOULD BE GREAT
IF YOU WERE SITTING LIKE THAT,
656
00:25:44,066 --> 00:25:45,626
AND SHE--
I SAW HER RIGHT HERE.
657
00:25:45,633 --> 00:25:47,473
OH, PERFECT.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
658
00:25:47,467 --> 00:25:49,427
EVEN BETTER.
659
00:25:49,433 --> 00:25:51,473
OOH, NOW, IF IT COULD
JUST GET HER DOING THAT,
660
00:25:51,467 --> 00:25:52,927
LIKE, IN THE FRONT
OF THE CAMERA RIGHT HERE.
661
00:25:52,934 --> 00:25:54,734
SCOOCH HER OVER.
- WELL, THIS IS A DOG.
662
00:25:54,734 --> 00:25:56,534
ROXY, THREE INCHES
TO YOUR LEFT.
663
00:25:56,533 --> 00:25:58,073
[laughter]
LOOK AT THAT.
664
00:25:58,066 --> 00:26:00,196
- WHERE'S THE DOG WRANGLER?
- ROXY, YEAH, GOOD GIRL!
665
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:01,530
- OKAY, QUICK. BE READY.
666
00:26:01,533 --> 00:26:02,773
GET READY. HERE WE GO.
HERE'S THE SHOT.
667
00:26:02,767 --> 00:26:05,327
- I LOVE IT.
THAT'S SO GREAT.
668
00:26:05,333 --> 00:26:07,773
- IT'S THE ULTIMATE.
THERE'S A BEAR IN THE HOUSE.
669
00:26:07,767 --> 00:26:09,597
- MICHELLE,
COME SEE THIS.
670
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:12,330
IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
- I LOVE IT.
671
00:26:12,333 --> 00:26:14,233
SHE JUST MADE OUR SHOT.
672
00:26:14,233 --> 00:26:16,003
- PORTIA'S HERE.
CAN PORTIA GET IN IT?
673
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,470
PORTIA, COME OVER HERE.
- NEXT TO MOMMY.
674
00:26:18,467 --> 00:26:19,667
- COME STAND OVER HERE.
675
00:26:19,667 --> 00:26:21,927
- COME HERE.
676
00:26:21,934 --> 00:26:25,434
- YOU'RE GLAMOUR.
YOU'RE GLAMOUR.
677
00:26:25,433 --> 00:26:28,573
- IT'S KIND OF SPECTACULAR,
THIS, ISN'T IT?
678
00:26:28,567 --> 00:26:29,897
IT'S REALLY FUNNY.
679
00:26:29,900 --> 00:26:31,070
- SMILE, PORSHY. CHEESE!
680
00:26:31,066 --> 00:26:32,996
- MOMMY, WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE PHONE?
681
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,470
- LOOK AT IT.
- YEAH.
682
00:26:34,467 --> 00:26:35,867
- YOU ARE VERY GLAMOROUS.
683
00:26:35,867 --> 00:26:39,297
I LOVE THIS SHOT OF YOU.
684
00:26:39,300 --> 00:26:42,630
LOOK AT YOUR HAIR.
YOUR HAIR LOOKS AMAZING.
685
00:26:42,633 --> 00:26:44,373
- THAT'S COOL.
- AWESOME.
686
00:26:44,367 --> 00:26:45,467
- YOU GUYS, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
687
00:26:45,467 --> 00:26:46,697
THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR EVERYTHING.
688
00:26:46,700 --> 00:26:48,200
- ABSOLUTELY.
THAT WAS AMAZING.
689
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,170
- IT WAS A LOT OF FUN.
- SO GOOD.
690
00:26:58,533 --> 00:26:59,533
- THIS IS CUTE.
691
00:26:59,533 --> 00:27:00,933
- OKAY, WELL, I'VE GOT
692
00:27:00,934 --> 00:27:03,704
A NICE LITTLE TABLE
FOR US.
693
00:27:03,700 --> 00:27:06,000
PERFECT.
694
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,330
- I'M SO HUNGRY.
695
00:27:07,333 --> 00:27:09,503
- MAY I OFFER YOU
THE WINE LIST THIS EVENING?
696
00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:10,870
WHO WANTS TO TAKE CONTROL
OF THAT?
697
00:27:10,867 --> 00:27:12,397
- GIVE IT TO MAMA BEAR.
698
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:16,330
- I'LL TAKE MAMA BEAR.
I LIKE THAT. OKAY.
699
00:27:16,333 --> 00:27:18,703
WHAT I REALLY WANT IS
A BUCKET OF COLD WATER
700
00:27:18,700 --> 00:27:19,830
TO STICK MY FEET IN.
701
00:27:19,834 --> 00:27:21,674
THE THING IN VEGAS,
702
00:27:21,667 --> 00:27:23,597
THE WALKING IS UNBELIEVABLE,
ISN'T IT?
703
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,330
EVERYTHING'S LIKE
A FIVE-MILE HIKE.
704
00:27:25,333 --> 00:27:27,273
I'M GLAD TO SEE A BOX
THIS SIZE.
705
00:27:27,266 --> 00:27:28,366
IT MEANS IT'S NOTHING RUDE.
706
00:27:28,367 --> 00:27:29,867
BECAUSE I DID KIND OF SAY,
"COME ON--"
707
00:27:29,867 --> 00:27:31,397
- DO YOU THINK I WOULD BUY
ANYTHING RUDE?
708
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,500
- NO, YOU WOULDN'T,
BUT SOME OF THESE GIRLS WOULD.
709
00:27:33,500 --> 00:27:35,670
OH, THAT IS SO SWEET.
- LOOK AT THIS.
710
00:27:35,667 --> 00:27:38,167
IT SAYS "PROPERTY
OF JASON SABO."
711
00:27:38,166 --> 00:27:40,396
- PROPERTY OF JASON SABO.
712
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:43,370
EXCUSE ME, YOU'RE ACTUALLY
THE PROPERTY OF ME.
713
00:27:43,367 --> 00:27:45,467
I CREATED YOU.
- YOU'VE RELINQUISHED ME.
714
00:27:45,467 --> 00:27:46,897
- NO, I HAVEN'T.
- [gasps]
715
00:27:46,900 --> 00:27:49,070
[hums sinister fanfare]
716
00:27:49,066 --> 00:27:50,766
- A DAUGHTER--
A DAUGHTER IS FOREVER.
717
00:27:50,767 --> 00:27:51,997
- THANK YOU.
718
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,500
- A DAUGHTER IS A DAUGHTER
FOR LIFE.
719
00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:56,770
AND A SON IS A SON
TILL HE GETS HIS WIFE.
720
00:27:56,767 --> 00:27:58,367
AW.
- OH, NO.
721
00:27:58,367 --> 00:28:00,467
I WON'T GIVE HIM UP EITHER.
722
00:28:00,467 --> 00:28:03,367
- SHE'S GONNA CRY.
- OH, STOP IT. I'M FINE.
723
00:28:03,367 --> 00:28:04,897
ACTUALLY,
LET'S PROPOSE A TOAST.
724
00:28:04,900 --> 00:28:06,800
THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING
SO MUCH
725
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,300
AND MAKING THIS
REALLY MEMORABLE.
726
00:28:08,300 --> 00:28:09,800
- I WOULDN'T HAVE MISSED IT
FOR THE WORLD.
727
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:10,870
[laughter]
728
00:28:17,433 --> 00:28:19,373
[all shrieking]
729
00:28:19,367 --> 00:28:22,997
- IT'S AMAZING!
- OH, MY GOD!
730
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,630
- GOT A BOWLING ALLEY!
731
00:28:24,633 --> 00:28:27,173
- OH, MY GOD!
732
00:28:27,166 --> 00:28:29,766
- HI.
- I LOVE THIS.
733
00:28:29,767 --> 00:28:33,297
- YOU LOOK AMAZING.
- SO DO YOU.
734
00:28:33,300 --> 00:28:34,830
- TURN AROUND.
- OH. [gasps]
735
00:28:34,834 --> 00:28:37,504
ARE WE BOWLING?
THAT IS HILARIOUS.
736
00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:40,330
- SHE MADE IT!
- YAY!
737
00:28:40,333 --> 00:28:42,333
- BEING IN VEGAS WITH ADRIENNE
IS SO COOL
738
00:28:42,333 --> 00:28:44,073
BECAUSE IT'S LIKE BEING
WITH ROYALTY.
739
00:28:44,066 --> 00:28:46,226
JUST PEOPLE
BEND OVER BACKWARDS,
740
00:28:46,233 --> 00:28:48,103
AND YOU JUST GET
THE BEST SERVICE.
741
00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:50,730
- WHAT DO YOU--
ARE YOU GOOD WITH WHITE WINE?
742
00:28:50,734 --> 00:28:53,004
- I AM VERY GOOD WITH IT.
YEAH. THANK YOU.
743
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:56,200
I DON'T REGRET NOT BEING
WITH LISA AND TAYLOR.
744
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:57,630
- SO CHECK THIS OUT.
745
00:28:57,633 --> 00:29:01,933
SO IT'S 125 CARATS
OF PERFECT DIAMONDS.
746
00:29:01,934 --> 00:29:05,734
AND IT UNLOCKS,
AND INSIDE IS THE LOLLIPOP.
747
00:29:05,734 --> 00:29:08,604
IT'S FOR SALE
FOR A MILLION DOLLARS.
748
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:11,570
- I COULD THINK OF OTHER THINGS
I'D PUT A MILLION DOLLARS INTO
749
00:29:11,567 --> 00:29:15,227
OTHER THAN A LOLLIPOP HOLDER.
750
00:29:15,233 --> 00:29:16,873
- YOU WANT TO TRY TO BOWL?
CAN WE TRY?
751
00:29:16,867 --> 00:29:20,367
- GO AHEAD.
KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.
752
00:29:20,367 --> 00:29:23,367
RIGHT IN THE GUTTER.
- BEAUTIFUL.
753
00:29:23,367 --> 00:29:24,597
- AND WITH HEELS ON,
IT'S A LITTLE...
754
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:26,070
- YOU'RE AWESOME.
- IT'S SUPER DIFFICULT.
755
00:29:26,066 --> 00:29:27,226
- OKAY, THERE IT IS.
756
00:29:27,233 --> 00:29:29,033
- I FEEL LIKE
I'M GONNA FALL.
757
00:29:29,033 --> 00:29:30,833
- OOH.
[laughs]
758
00:29:30,834 --> 00:29:32,704
- OOH, GOD.
759
00:29:32,700 --> 00:29:34,630
I THINK I MIGHT GET
A STRIKE.
760
00:29:34,633 --> 00:29:36,803
- THAT WAS GOOD.
761
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:38,070
- DOS.
- WHOO!
762
00:29:38,066 --> 00:29:39,626
- WELL, YOU KNOW,
I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
763
00:29:39,633 --> 00:29:40,973
HOW TO BE SEXY
AND DO THIS
764
00:29:40,967 --> 00:29:44,097
WITH HEELS ON
AT THE SAME TIME.
765
00:29:44,100 --> 00:29:46,800
- YOU'RE LIKE A PROFESSIONAL
BOWLER OVER HERE, GIRL.
766
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:48,530
- IT'S BARBIE BOWLER.
- DOES IT WORK?
767
00:29:48,533 --> 00:29:52,303
- I LOVE THAT.
BARBIE BOWLER.
768
00:29:52,300 --> 00:29:53,570
- OH, MY GOSH, YOU'RE SO TINY.
I WANT YOUR WAIST.
769
00:29:53,567 --> 00:29:56,267
- SO ARE YOU.
- GIVE IT TO ME. GIVE IT TO ME!
770
00:29:56,266 --> 00:29:58,696
- I THINK BRANDI HAS A FUTURE
WITH THIS GROUP OF GIRLS.
771
00:29:58,700 --> 00:30:00,230
SHE TELLS IT LIKE IT IS,
772
00:30:00,233 --> 00:30:02,633
AND SHE MAKES NO APOLOGIES
FOR WHO SHE IS.
773
00:30:02,633 --> 00:30:06,933
AND SHE'S A LOT OF FUN
TO BE AROUND.
774
00:30:06,934 --> 00:30:08,504
- PERFECT.
775
00:30:08,500 --> 00:30:12,400
- NICE.
[all cheer]
776
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,670
- SHE'S HOT.
777
00:30:14,667 --> 00:30:16,767
- WHAT DO YOU THINK--
DO I LOOK SUITABLY SLUTTY
778
00:30:16,767 --> 00:30:18,397
FOR A MOTHER OF THE BRIDE?
779
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:21,070
- I THINK THEY'D LIKE YOU
A LITTLE LESS CLOTHED.
780
00:30:21,066 --> 00:30:22,896
- THIS CAR WASN'T DESIGNED
FOR THIS.
781
00:30:22,900 --> 00:30:26,930
OH! OKAY, OH!
[laughter]
782
00:30:26,934 --> 00:30:30,334
- OKAY. OH...
- VERY GOOD.
783
00:30:30,333 --> 00:30:31,403
- THAT WAS VERY ELEGANT.
784
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:35,200
OKAY, THANK YOU.
- BYE.
785
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,870
- OH! SO JUST REMEMBER
IT'S TAYLOR'S BIRTHDAY, OKAY?
786
00:30:37,867 --> 00:30:39,297
- THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS
THE MOTHER OF THE BRIDE.
787
00:30:39,300 --> 00:30:40,400
- I DON'T THINK SO.
788
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:41,800
I DON'T THINK
THE MOTHER OF THE BRIDE,
789
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:43,130
IN THIS EQUATION, IS--
790
00:30:43,133 --> 00:30:44,873
- DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT,
NOBODY'S GONNA FORGET.
791
00:30:44,867 --> 00:30:48,627
[laughter]
792
00:30:48,633 --> 00:30:51,503
- OH, NICELY PLAYED,
PANDORA.
793
00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:55,330
[overlapping chatter]
794
00:30:55,333 --> 00:30:56,973
- HAVE YOU GOT ANOTHER ONE
THAT SAYS
795
00:30:56,967 --> 00:30:59,567
"GOD HELP ME" ON IT?
[laughter]
796
00:30:59,567 --> 00:31:02,067
WELL, IF YOU CAN'T BEAT THEM,
LET'S JOIN THEM.
797
00:31:02,066 --> 00:31:04,396
- YES.
- BEAUTIFUL.
798
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:07,230
- DON'T TELL DADDY
I'M UP TO NO GOOD, OKAY?
799
00:31:07,233 --> 00:31:08,873
IT'LL JUST BE
OUR LITTLE SECRET.
800
00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:13,397
- I'M SURE HE'LL NEVER FIND OUT.
- IT'LL BE OUR LITTLE SECRET.
801
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:14,770
- COMING UP...
802
00:31:14,767 --> 00:31:16,797
- WAS IT EMBARRASSING?
YES.
803
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:20,170
DO I WANT TO DO IT AGAIN?
YES.
804
00:31:24,967 --> 00:31:27,167
- I'M GONNA GO SEE
THE CHIPPENDALES
805
00:31:27,166 --> 00:31:30,166
AND SEE WHAT I'VE BEEN MISSING
ALL THESE YEARS.
806
00:31:30,166 --> 00:31:31,966
- LADIES,
COME RIGHT IN HERE.
807
00:31:31,967 --> 00:31:33,667
- FOR GOD SAKES,
I'M TERRIFIED.
808
00:31:33,667 --> 00:31:34,797
- YOU'RE TERRIFIED?
- HI.
809
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:38,000
IT'S CHIPMUNK HEAVEN.
- OH, HELLO.
810
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,500
- HI.
- HELLO.
811
00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:41,900
- LADIES, THESE ARE
ALL THE GENTLEMEN.
812
00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:44,030
- KEN. NICE TO MEET YOU.
- NICE TO MEET YOU--KEN.
813
00:31:44,033 --> 00:31:45,833
OH, THAT'S OKAY, THEN.
- YEAH.
814
00:31:45,834 --> 00:31:47,934
- I JUST WANTED TO ASK YOU,
ARE YOU GONNA, LIKE,
815
00:31:47,934 --> 00:31:50,734
TAKE ALL THE KIT OFF,
OR IS IT GONNA BE A MODEST SHOW?
816
00:31:50,734 --> 00:31:53,334
- YOU'LL SEE SOME ASS,
DEFINITELY.
817
00:31:53,333 --> 00:31:55,773
BUT WE PROTECT OURSELVES
WITH WHAT WE CALL A COCK SOCK.
818
00:31:55,767 --> 00:31:57,227
- A WHAT?
819
00:31:57,233 --> 00:31:59,373
YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T SEEN
SOMETHING LIKE THAT IN YEARS.
820
00:31:59,367 --> 00:32:01,027
I, YOU KNOW--
821
00:32:01,033 --> 00:32:04,233
KEN DOESN'T WEAR
HIS COCK SOCK OUT.
822
00:32:04,233 --> 00:32:06,033
SO HOW LONG DID IT TAKE
TO KNIT YOUR SOCKS?
823
00:32:06,033 --> 00:32:08,433
I'M GOOD AT KNITTING.
[laughter]
824
00:32:08,433 --> 00:32:10,473
ALL RIGHT, GOOD LUCK.
- KEEP YOUR SOCKS ON.
825
00:32:10,467 --> 00:32:12,297
[laughter]
826
00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:26,470
- THIS IS GONNA RUIN US
FOR A LONG TIME.
827
00:32:26,467 --> 00:32:28,167
- OH, I THINK IT'S STARTING.
828
00:32:28,166 --> 00:32:30,126
[cheers and applause]
829
00:32:30,133 --> 00:32:32,533
[house music]
830
00:32:32,533 --> 00:32:37,933
♪♪ ♪♪
831
00:32:37,934 --> 00:32:42,074
[women cheering, shrieking]
832
00:32:44,166 --> 00:32:50,926
♪♪ ♪♪
833
00:32:50,934 --> 00:32:53,734
- EW, IT'S SWEATY!
834
00:32:53,734 --> 00:32:57,234
- ACTUALLY, THIS IS WAY MORE FUN
THAN I ANTICIPATED.
835
00:32:57,233 --> 00:32:59,733
AND IF IT'S WRONG,
I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT.
836
00:32:59,734 --> 00:33:05,274
♪♪ ♪♪
837
00:33:05,266 --> 00:33:06,696
- AAH!
838
00:33:06,700 --> 00:33:08,900
THEY JUST DID SOME KIND
OF THING...
839
00:33:08,900 --> 00:33:11,970
HOLD ME.
840
00:33:11,967 --> 00:33:15,027
[women cheering, shrieking]
841
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:25,430
♪♪ ♪♪
842
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,030
- YOU'RE HURTING ME!
843
00:33:37,033 --> 00:33:38,503
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
CALM DOWN.
844
00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:40,430
- I'M SORRY. I'M SHOCKED!
- CALM DOWN, WOMAN!
845
00:33:40,433 --> 00:33:41,603
CALM DOWN, FOR GOD'S SAKE.
846
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:44,530
HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN
A GROWN MAN NAKED?
847
00:33:44,533 --> 00:33:47,173
- MY REACTION TO
THE CHIPPENDALES SHOW WAS
848
00:33:47,166 --> 00:33:50,026
HALF TERROR
AND HALF THRILLED.
849
00:33:50,033 --> 00:33:51,833
[laughing]
850
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:58,830
[dance music]
851
00:33:58,834 --> 00:34:02,274
♪♪ ♪♪
852
00:34:02,266 --> 00:34:04,196
- SOMETIMES IT'S JUST
REALLY GREAT
853
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:08,330
TO LET YOUR HAIR DOWN
AND ENJOY BEING A WOMAN.
854
00:34:08,333 --> 00:34:13,433
♪♪ ♪♪
855
00:34:13,433 --> 00:34:16,403
- CAMILLE AND BRANDI GRINDING UP
AGAINST EACH OTHER--
856
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:17,400
OH, MY GOSH.
857
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:24,170
♪♪ ♪♪
858
00:34:24,166 --> 00:34:25,496
- THINGS GOT A LITTLE CRAZY.
859
00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:31,970
♪♪ ♪♪
860
00:34:31,967 --> 00:34:35,197
- I HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME
BEING WITH THIS GROUP OF LADIES.
861
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:38,730
I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO
HAVE SHOWN LISA A GREAT TIME,
862
00:34:38,734 --> 00:34:40,604
BUT...OH, WELL.
863
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:43,230
♪♪ ♪♪
864
00:34:45,967 --> 00:34:49,397
- I WANT TO KNOW WHO'S READY
TO PLAY WITH ME, HUH?
865
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:51,130
[all cheering]
866
00:34:51,133 --> 00:34:52,273
- YOU AND YOUR MOM.
867
00:34:52,266 --> 00:34:55,466
[laughter, shrieks]
868
00:34:55,467 --> 00:34:58,127
- OKAY!
869
00:34:58,133 --> 00:34:59,803
- CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE,
870
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:02,330
YOU'VE GOT TEN SECONDS
TO DEMONSTRATE
871
00:35:02,333 --> 00:35:04,603
ONE NASTY LAP DANCE.
- OH!
872
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:09,370
♪♪ ♪♪
873
00:35:09,367 --> 00:35:12,267
- PANDORA WAS GIVING IT
A LITTLE WIGGLE AND EVERYTHING,
874
00:35:12,266 --> 00:35:15,796
AND I WAS KIND OF THINKING,
"OKAY, I'M ALL RIGHT WITH THAT,"
875
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:18,400
BUT I STILL DON'T WANT TO
SEE MY DAUGHTER GYRATING
876
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:20,170
OVER THE LAP
OF A CHIPMUNK.
877
00:35:20,166 --> 00:35:24,096
♪♪ ♪♪
878
00:35:24,100 --> 00:35:26,230
- NOW, LISA,
SHE CAN WORK IT.
879
00:35:26,233 --> 00:35:30,903
SHE WAS MOVING THAT THING
IN HIS FACE.
880
00:35:32,533 --> 00:35:35,703
- I JUST HAD TO SHOW THEM
THERE'S LIFE IN THE OLD DOG YET.
881
00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:40,070
♪♪ ♪♪
882
00:35:40,066 --> 00:35:42,626
TAYLOR WAS ACTUALLY
MUCH MORE RESTRAINED THAN I WAS.
883
00:35:42,633 --> 00:35:46,073
SHE DID A LITTLE WIGGLE,
AND THEN SHE SAT DOWN.
884
00:35:51,266 --> 00:35:53,866
- THANK YOU.
885
00:35:53,867 --> 00:35:56,427
- THEY ALL DID A GREAT JOB.
886
00:35:56,433 --> 00:35:57,833
WE GOTTA FIND
ONE WINNER, LADIES,
887
00:35:57,834 --> 00:35:59,434
AND I NEED YOUR HELP
TO DO THAT.
888
00:35:59,433 --> 00:36:01,433
IS IT GONNA BE
CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE?
889
00:36:01,433 --> 00:36:02,573
[cheers and applause]
890
00:36:02,567 --> 00:36:04,797
HOW ABOUT CONTESTANT
NUMBER TWO?
891
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:07,470
[loud cheers and applause]
892
00:36:07,467 --> 00:36:09,027
OR CONTESTANT
NUMBER THREE!
893
00:36:09,033 --> 00:36:11,403
[scattered cheers]
894
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:15,470
- I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO
WITH CONTESTANT NUMBER TWO!
895
00:36:15,467 --> 00:36:16,667
[cheers and applause]
896
00:36:16,667 --> 00:36:18,667
- WAS IT EMBARRASSING?
YES.
897
00:36:18,667 --> 00:36:21,127
DO I WANT TO DO IT AGAIN?
898
00:36:21,133 --> 00:36:24,003
YES.
[laughs]
899
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,200
- THAT WAS SO FUNNY.
THAT WAS SO FUNNY.
900
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:27,730
- I'M NO LONGER
A CHIPPENDALE VIRGIN.
901
00:36:27,734 --> 00:36:29,134
- HOW DO WE GET OUT
OF HERE?
902
00:36:44,734 --> 00:36:46,304
- DO YOU GUYS WANT TO GO TO
EPITOME AND GET YOUR NAILS DONE?
903
00:36:46,300 --> 00:36:47,700
- YEAH.
- YOU WANT TO GO OVER THERE?
904
00:36:47,700 --> 00:36:49,100
- OKAY.
905
00:36:49,100 --> 00:36:51,800
AND THEN WE'LL GO LOOK
AT DRESSES FOR THE WHITE PARTY.
906
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:54,470
COME ON, GIRLS.
- ALL RIGHT.
907
00:36:54,467 --> 00:36:56,697
- HUG YOU.
- OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
908
00:36:58,133 --> 00:36:59,503
- HEY, THERE.
- HEY, KYLE.
909
00:36:59,500 --> 00:37:02,530
- HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
910
00:37:02,533 --> 00:37:04,073
- GOOD.
- YOU LOOK GORGEOUS, AS ALWAYS.
911
00:37:04,066 --> 00:37:05,566
- THANK YOU.
912
00:37:05,567 --> 00:37:09,927
SO WE'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING
FOR OUR ANNUAL WHITE PARTY.
913
00:37:09,934 --> 00:37:11,504
THIS IS A VERY PRETTY
VINTAGE DRESS.
914
00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:12,930
LOOK AT THAT--
IT'S $295.
915
00:37:12,934 --> 00:37:14,934
ESTELLA, THAT WOULD BE PRETTY
ON YOU. WILL YOU TRY IT ON?
916
00:37:14,934 --> 00:37:17,334
I WOULD ALLOW OFF-WHITE
FOR THE WHITE PARTY,
917
00:37:17,333 --> 00:37:19,333
ONLY BECAUSE YOU'RE
THE MOTHER-IN-LAW.
918
00:37:19,333 --> 00:37:21,703
I THINK THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
IT'S VERY ELEGANT.
919
00:37:21,700 --> 00:37:23,030
I NEED TO START DRESSING YOU.
920
00:37:23,033 --> 00:37:25,233
[gasps]
OH, MY GOSH, IT'S GORGEOUS!
921
00:37:25,233 --> 00:37:27,703
LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL
AND ELEGANT THAT LOOKS, ESTELLA.
922
00:37:27,700 --> 00:37:30,300
YEAH, WE HAVE TO GET THAT.
WE'LL GET THAT.
923
00:37:30,300 --> 00:37:32,330
SO YOU CAN WRAP THAT UP.
I'M GONNA GO GET MY CREDIT CARD.
924
00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:34,203
- YEAH. OKAY.
- MY KIDS STOLE MY CREDIT CARD.
925
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:35,530
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
926
00:37:35,533 --> 00:37:37,533
MY GIRLS ARE NEXT DOOR
GETTING THEIR NAILS DONE.
927
00:37:37,533 --> 00:37:40,203
ON MY WAY TO GO GET
MY CREDIT CARD FROM ALEXIA...
928
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:41,730
LOOK WHO I FOUND
AT THE SHOE STORE.
929
00:37:41,734 --> 00:37:42,934
- I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT.
930
00:37:42,934 --> 00:37:44,274
- WHAT?
- I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO HER.
931
00:37:44,266 --> 00:37:45,366
- OH, WOW.
932
00:37:45,367 --> 00:37:48,167
- HI.
- WHAT A SURPRISE SEEING YOU.
933
00:37:48,166 --> 00:37:50,496
- HOW ARE YOU?
- THANK YOU.
934
00:37:50,500 --> 00:37:51,730
- HERE'S A LITTLE "PREZZY"
FOR YOU.
935
00:37:51,734 --> 00:37:54,104
- YOU ARE SO NICE.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
936
00:37:54,100 --> 00:37:56,600
- YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
- THANK YOU.
937
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,430
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?
- MOVING.
938
00:37:58,433 --> 00:38:01,033
- WHERE TO?
939
00:38:01,033 --> 00:38:02,603
- NOT FAR.
- NOT FAR?
940
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,400
GOOD, GOOD.
- YEAH.
941
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:05,470
- THIS IS YOURS, ESTELLA.
942
00:38:05,467 --> 00:38:06,897
- OKAY. SO...
- THERE YOU GO.
943
00:38:06,900 --> 00:38:08,000
- WOW.
944
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,730
- DON'T LET IT DRAG
ON THE FLOOR.
945
00:38:09,734 --> 00:38:12,504
- LOOK AT THIS.
- I LOVE THAT. VINTAGE.
946
00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:13,970
- YOU HAVE A FEW MINUTES?
947
00:38:13,967 --> 00:38:15,127
- DO I?
948
00:38:15,133 --> 00:38:16,203
- YEAH.
949
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:17,570
I HAVE TO GO GET MY KIDS
AND RUN,
950
00:38:17,567 --> 00:38:18,867
SO I'M GONNA CHAT WITH HER
AND THEN GO.
951
00:38:18,867 --> 00:38:20,497
- ALL RIGHT.
- LOVE YOU. BYE.
952
00:38:20,500 --> 00:38:22,400
THANK YOU.
SEE YOU LATER. BYE.
953
00:38:25,934 --> 00:38:28,534
OH, MY GOD, THAT WAY, I CAN
WATCH THE KIDS PLAY ANYWAY.
954
00:38:28,533 --> 00:38:30,903
WHAT'S GOING ON?
- SO...
955
00:38:30,900 --> 00:38:34,400
THIS IS A LITTLE HARDER
THAN I THOUGHT--THIS MOVE.
956
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:36,130
YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN ALONE
FOR SO LONG,
957
00:38:36,133 --> 00:38:39,833
AND I THINK THE KIDS ARE--
CHAD'S COOL WITH IT.
958
00:38:39,834 --> 00:38:41,134
HE'S SO HAPPY.
959
00:38:41,133 --> 00:38:44,473
BUT BROOKE AND KIMBERLY
ARE TAKING IT REALLY HARD.
960
00:38:44,467 --> 00:38:46,067
- LIKE HOW?
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
961
00:38:46,066 --> 00:38:47,866
- THEY JUST--
BROOKE FEELS LIKE
962
00:38:47,867 --> 00:38:49,627
SHE DOESN'T GET ANY TIME
WITH ME ANYMORE,
963
00:38:49,633 --> 00:38:51,103
AND THAT I DON'T CALL HER
EVERY DAY,
964
00:38:51,100 --> 00:38:53,570
WHICH I DO,
BUT SHE FEELS LIKE I DON'T.
965
00:38:53,567 --> 00:38:55,267
I THINK KIMBERLY SAID TO ME
THE OTHER DAY,
966
00:38:55,266 --> 00:38:57,426
"I'M GLAD YOU CAN LIVE
WITHOUT ME NOW."
967
00:38:57,433 --> 00:39:00,203
BUT I CAN'T.
968
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:02,270
- "YOU CAN LIVE WITHOUT ME?"
969
00:39:02,266 --> 00:39:06,626
I SAID, "KIMBERLY, THIS IS NOT
FOR ME TO BE WITHOUT YOU.
970
00:39:06,633 --> 00:39:11,603
THIS IS FOR US TO START A LIFE,
A NEW LIFE, FOR ME, YOU KNOW?"
971
00:39:14,567 --> 00:39:15,827
THEY'VE NEVER REALLY LIKED--
972
00:39:15,834 --> 00:39:17,604
I MEAN, THAT'S WHY
I'VE NEVER REALLY DATED.
973
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:19,800
THEY'VE NEVER REALLY
LIKED ANYBODY.
974
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:23,300
- WELL, EVERYBODY WANTS
THE BEST FOR YOU.
975
00:39:23,300 --> 00:39:25,030
- REALLY?
- YEAH.
976
00:39:25,033 --> 00:39:29,273
- [crying] THEN WHY CAN'T
EVERYBODY BE HAPPY FOR ME?
977
00:39:29,266 --> 00:39:31,626
WELL, I THINK
THEY'RE JUST WONDERING
978
00:39:31,633 --> 00:39:32,903
IF YOU REALLY ARE HAPPY.
979
00:39:32,900 --> 00:39:34,170
IF THAT SITUATION--
980
00:39:34,166 --> 00:39:37,396
- IF I SAY I'M HAPPY,
THEN I'M HAPPY.
981
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:39,500
- YOU LOOK REALLY THIN,
BY THE WAY.
982
00:39:39,500 --> 00:39:41,130
- I KNOW.
983
00:39:41,133 --> 00:39:43,873
[sobbing,
speaking indistinctly]
984
00:39:46,633 --> 00:39:49,503
- KIM, WHAT...
985
00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:54,170
ARE YOU NOT EATING?
986
00:39:54,166 --> 00:39:56,466
- NOT A LOT.
987
00:39:56,467 --> 00:39:57,667
- I DON'T SEE KEN
988
00:39:57,667 --> 00:40:00,597
AS BEING A POSITIVE INFLUENCE
ON MY SISTER.
989
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:04,530
- I WANT THEM TO KNOW
THIS IS NOT SOMETHING I CHOSE
990
00:40:04,533 --> 00:40:08,703
TO DO WITH HIM
AND LOSE THREE OF MY KIDS
991
00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:12,100
THAT I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE,
AND I GAVE UP EVERYTHING--
992
00:40:12,100 --> 00:40:14,670
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,
I PICK SOMEONE,
993
00:40:14,667 --> 00:40:16,367
AND I LOSE MY KIDS.
994
00:40:16,367 --> 00:40:17,627
FORGET IT.
995
00:40:21,967 --> 00:40:23,697
- COMING UP...
996
00:40:23,700 --> 00:40:26,330
- I'VE BEEN ALONE
FOR 18 YEARS.
997
00:40:26,333 --> 00:40:31,933
- WELL, THEN DON'T DO THAT
TO YOURSELF.
998
00:40:33,834 --> 00:40:35,234
- [crying]
999
00:40:35,233 --> 00:40:39,103
I WANT THEM TO KNOW
THIS IS NOT SOMETHING I CHOSE
1000
00:40:39,100 --> 00:40:42,700
TO DO WITH HIM
AND LOSE THREE OF MY KIDS
1001
00:40:42,700 --> 00:40:47,230
THAT I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE,
AND I GAVE UP EVERYTHING--
1002
00:40:47,233 --> 00:40:50,273
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,
I PICK SOMEONE,
1003
00:40:50,266 --> 00:40:51,426
AND I LOSE MY KIDS.
1004
00:40:51,433 --> 00:40:54,633
I NEED THEM TO BE
ON BOARD WITH ME.
1005
00:40:54,633 --> 00:40:56,333
- THIS IS THE THING.
1006
00:40:56,333 --> 00:40:58,333
I FEEL LIKE SOMETIMES YOU--
1007
00:40:58,333 --> 00:41:01,073
YOU CHOOSE PEOPLE
WHO ARE LIKE THAT,
1008
00:41:01,066 --> 00:41:04,266
WHO COME IN AND WANT TO,
LIKE, JUST SWOOP YOU UP.
1009
00:41:04,266 --> 00:41:06,096
THAT DOESN'T NECESSARILY MEAN
YOU LOVE HIM, YOU KNOW?
1010
00:41:06,100 --> 00:41:08,070
IT'S LIKE NOT EVERY PERSON
THAT'S NICE TO YOU,
1011
00:41:08,066 --> 00:41:09,696
YOU NEED TO, YOU KNOW,
FALL IN LOVE WITH
1012
00:41:09,700 --> 00:41:10,830
AND HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH.
1013
00:41:10,834 --> 00:41:13,404
- HE'S THE KIND OF GUY, TOO.
1014
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:17,000
YOU KNOW, "IT'S BEDTIME.
LIGHTS OUT," YOU KNOW.
1015
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,600
AND IT'S NOT ALL MY WAY.
HE'S THE BOSS.
1016
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:23,400
- IT SEEMS TO ME LIKE KEN IS
A LITTLE OBSESSED WITH MY SISTER
1017
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:24,570
AND VERY CONTROLLING.
1018
00:41:24,567 --> 00:41:26,927
I KNOW KIM WANTS ME
TO LIKE HIM,
1019
00:41:26,934 --> 00:41:29,134
BUT THIS INFORMATION
ISN'T HELPING ME.
1020
00:41:29,133 --> 00:41:30,933
- THIS IS...
1021
00:41:30,934 --> 00:41:34,134
NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND.
1022
00:41:34,133 --> 00:41:36,433
- I THINK IT'S JUST
A BIG ADJUSTMENT FOR EVERYONE.
1023
00:41:36,433 --> 00:41:37,703
YOU JUST SPRUNG IT ON US.
1024
00:41:37,700 --> 00:41:39,270
ALL OF A SUDDEN, YOU SAID,
"LOOK HOW HAPPY I AM.
1025
00:41:39,266 --> 00:41:40,326
I'M MOVING IN."
1026
00:41:40,333 --> 00:41:42,003
I THINK MAYBE THEY FEEL
THE SAME WAY.
1027
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,900
SO WE WEREN'T SURE
IF YOU WERE REALLY HAPPY,
1028
00:41:43,900 --> 00:41:46,270
OR YOU WERE JUST THINKING,
"THIS PERSON IS NICE TO ME,
1029
00:41:46,266 --> 00:41:47,926
AND I'M JUST GONNA
GO WITH IT."
1030
00:41:47,934 --> 00:41:50,274
- I JUST REALLY WANTED
TO TAKE THE TIME
1031
00:41:50,266 --> 00:41:52,626
TO WORK ON HE AND I.
1032
00:41:52,633 --> 00:41:55,473
AND I KNOW
HOW THE KIDS GET, SO...
1033
00:41:55,467 --> 00:41:57,597
AND I'M USED TO GIVING THEM
ALL MY TIME.
1034
00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:02,000
SO, WHEN--WHEN THEY COME,
I GIVE THEM ALL THAT TIME.
1035
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,830
AND HE'D BE LIKE,
"WHAT ABOUT ME?"
1036
00:42:03,834 --> 00:42:06,774
AND I'M LIKE, "IT'S MY TIME
WITH MY KIDS. I'M SORRY."
1037
00:42:06,767 --> 00:42:08,527
'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT
THEY'RE USED TO.
1038
00:42:08,533 --> 00:42:11,303
- AND IT SHOULD BE LIKE THAT.
- I WANT--
1039
00:42:11,300 --> 00:42:13,200
I WANT TO LOVE SOMEBODY
LIKE THIS,
1040
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:15,400
AND I WANT THEM
TO LOVE ME BACK.
1041
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:19,230
YOU'VE HAD--
I'VE BEEN ALONE FOR 18 YEARS.
1042
00:42:19,233 --> 00:42:22,073
- I KNOW.
1043
00:42:22,066 --> 00:42:23,926
I KNOW.
1044
00:42:23,934 --> 00:42:27,074
- I'M TIRED OF WALKING
IN PLACES ALONE...
1045
00:42:27,066 --> 00:42:30,196
SLEEPING ALONE.
1046
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:31,630
- WELL, THEN YOUR KIDS ARE
GONNA HAVE TO STICK BY YOU
1047
00:42:31,633 --> 00:42:33,403
NO MATTER WHAT--
WE ALL WILL.
1048
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:37,230
- MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME.
1049
00:42:37,233 --> 00:42:39,133
I'M SO UPSET.
1050
00:42:39,133 --> 00:42:41,273
- OH, STOP, STOP, STOP.
1051
00:42:41,266 --> 00:42:44,066
- [gasping]
1052
00:42:44,066 --> 00:42:47,066
- STOP.
1053
00:42:47,066 --> 00:42:49,696
KIM, DON'T DO THAT
TO YOURSELF.
1054
00:42:53,433 --> 00:42:56,273
[softly]
STOP. STOP.
1055
00:43:04,300 --> 00:43:06,370
SHE NEEDS TO BE WORKING
ON HERSELF
1056
00:43:06,367 --> 00:43:10,297
AND NOT JUMPING
INTO SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
1057
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,630
BUT IF I SAY THAT,
1058
00:43:15,633 --> 00:43:19,603
THINGS ARE NOT GONNA
GO WELL.
1059
00:43:24,033 --> 00:43:26,703
- NEXT ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES
OF BEVERLY HILLS...
1060
00:43:29,333 --> 00:43:31,203
- WATCH THE FINGER,
LIKE, LITERALLY.
1061
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:33,670
- NO, NO, NO. I'M NOT GONNA
WATCH ANY [bleep] FINGER.
1062
00:43:33,667 --> 00:43:34,967
- WATCH THE FINGER
- I WILL NOT.
1063
00:43:34,967 --> 00:43:36,327
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
1064
00:43:36,333 --> 00:43:38,303
- [mockingly]
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?"
1065
00:43:38,300 --> 00:43:42,000
- RUSSELL SENT A EMAIL
THREATENING TO SUE CAMILLE...
1066
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,830
- BECAUSE SHE JUST REPEATED
SOMETHING THAT TAYLOR SAID?
1067
00:43:44,834 --> 00:43:46,074
OH, COME ON,
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
1068
00:43:46,066 --> 00:43:47,666
- THIS IS A REALLY BAD POSITION
TO BE PUT IN.
1069
00:43:47,667 --> 00:43:48,797
- YOU JUST WALK UP TO HER
AND SAY,
1070
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:50,000
"I'M SORRY.
YOU'RE NOT INVITED."
1071
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,900
- SHE'S NOT GONNA TRUST
EITHER OF US AGAIN.
1072
00:43:51,900 --> 00:43:54,270
- THE IDEA THAT I HAVE TO
GO OUT AND TELL MY FRIEND
1073
00:43:54,266 --> 00:43:59,226
THAT SHE CANNOT COME
INTO MY PARTY FEELS TERRIBLE.
1074
00:43:59,233 --> 00:44:01,833
- WE HAVE A PROBLEM.
1075
00:44:01,834 --> 00:44:04,134
- TO LEARN MORE
ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES,
1076
00:44:04,133 --> 00:44:05,833
GO TO BRAVOTV.COM.
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