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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:05,700 - PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS... 2 00:00:05,700 --> 00:00:07,170 - MY MAID OF HONOR'S FLYING IN FOR THE BACHELORETTE. 3 00:00:07,166 --> 00:00:10,426 - PANDORA WANTS TO HAVE HER BACHELORETTE PARTY IN LAS VEGAS. 4 00:00:10,433 --> 00:00:13,373 - YOU HAVE TO COME. I HAVE ONE BACHELORETTE PARTY IN MY LIFE. 5 00:00:13,367 --> 00:00:15,027 - MY FEELINGS ARE HURT BECAUSE OF VEGAS. 6 00:00:15,033 --> 00:00:17,803 YOU KNOW I WOULD HAVE ROLLED THE RED CARPET OUT FOR YOU. 7 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:19,700 - I THINK IT'S AN IMPOSITION TO ASK. 8 00:00:19,700 --> 00:00:21,470 - I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED THAT SHE SAID, 9 00:00:21,467 --> 00:00:23,827 "YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT." THAT WASN'T THE ANSWER I GOT. 10 00:00:23,834 --> 00:00:26,574 YOU KNOW I'M GONNA BE THERE THE SAME WEEKEND. 11 00:00:26,567 --> 00:00:28,427 - I DIDN'T KNOW THAT, NO. 12 00:00:28,433 --> 00:00:30,473 - I'VE BEEN SEEING SOMEBODY 13 00:00:30,467 --> 00:00:33,197 THAT I'VE BEEN KEEPING A LITTLE PRIVATE. 14 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:34,670 SO WE'RE MOVING IN TOGETHER. 15 00:00:34,667 --> 00:00:37,027 - I JUST DON'T FEEL THAT THIS IS THE RIGHT PERSON FOR HER. 16 00:00:37,033 --> 00:00:38,603 NICE TO SEE YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU. 17 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:40,330 - BE HER FRIEND. YOU BE EACH OTHER'S FRIENDS. 18 00:00:40,333 --> 00:00:43,303 - I HAVE BEEN HER FRIEND! 19 00:00:43,300 --> 00:00:48,030 I HAVE NEVER HURT HER! SHE HAS HURT ME SO MUCH! 20 00:00:48,033 --> 00:00:49,933 IT'S NOT FAIR! 21 00:00:49,934 --> 00:00:51,974 [upbeat music] 22 00:00:51,967 --> 00:00:53,797 - LIFE IN BEVERLY HILLS IS A GAME, 23 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:56,200 AND I MAKE THE RULES. 24 00:00:58,066 --> 00:00:59,866 - I'M NOT THE RICHEST GIRL IN BEVERLY HILLS, 25 00:00:59,867 --> 00:01:01,967 BUT I AM THE LUCKIEST. 26 00:01:03,533 --> 00:01:07,003 - PEOPLE TRY TO FIGURE ME OUT, BUT I'M ONE OF A KIND. 27 00:01:09,100 --> 00:01:12,830 - I'VE FINALLY FOUND MY VOICE, AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT. 28 00:01:14,467 --> 00:01:15,967 - HAVING IT ALL IS EASY, 29 00:01:15,967 --> 00:01:18,327 IF YOU'RE WILLING TO WORK FOR IT. 30 00:01:20,300 --> 00:01:21,870 - DIAMONDS AREN'T A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND. 31 00:01:21,867 --> 00:01:23,827 FREEDOM IS. 32 00:01:38,533 --> 00:01:42,033 - LET'S SIT HERE. THIS IS NICE AND QUIET. 33 00:01:42,033 --> 00:01:43,233 both: AHH. 34 00:01:43,233 --> 00:01:45,573 - GOSH, I'VE HAD SUCH A LONG DAY. 35 00:01:45,567 --> 00:01:47,867 - I HAVE AS WELL. - AH, PERFECT. 36 00:01:47,867 --> 00:01:49,367 YOU KNOW ME WELL. [laughter] 37 00:01:49,367 --> 00:01:50,767 - JUST IN TIME. 38 00:01:50,767 --> 00:01:53,697 - I TOLD THE KITCHEN WHAT WE'D LIKE-- 39 00:01:53,700 --> 00:01:56,500 JUST A COUPLE OF APPETIZERS. IS THAT OKAY? 40 00:01:56,500 --> 00:01:58,470 SO WHAT'S GOING ON? 41 00:01:58,467 --> 00:01:59,997 - I'M STRESSED OUT ABOUT THE OTHER NIGHT. 42 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,530 - WELL, I HEARD A LITTLE BIT. - IT WAS BAD. 43 00:02:02,533 --> 00:02:03,973 - HOW BAD? 44 00:02:03,967 --> 00:02:05,367 - WELL, UNFORTUNATELY I DON'T REMEMBER 45 00:02:05,367 --> 00:02:06,927 BECAUSE I HAD A LITTLE TOO MUCH TO DRINK... 46 00:02:06,934 --> 00:02:08,434 - OH, GOD. - WHICH I'M NOT PROUD OF. 47 00:02:08,433 --> 00:02:11,503 BUT YOU KNOW WHEN MY ANXIETY REVS UP, LIS, I CAN'T HELP IT. 48 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:13,930 IT'S THE FIRST THING I REACH FOR, 'CAUSE I'M, LIKE...[gasps] 49 00:02:13,934 --> 00:02:16,204 - WHEN SOMEBODY SAYS THEY CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT WENT DOWN, 50 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:17,500 YOU KNOW THERE'S A PROBLEM. 51 00:02:17,500 --> 00:02:19,970 I'M LOOKING AT TAYLOR. I SEE SHE'S IN TROUBLE. 52 00:02:19,967 --> 00:02:22,127 TO ME, THIS LOOKS LIKE A CRY FOR HELP. 53 00:02:22,133 --> 00:02:25,233 - I GET SO STRESSED, AND I START TO FEEL MY HEART RACE, 54 00:02:25,233 --> 00:02:27,173 AND MY PALMS GET SWEATY, AND SO I HAD A FEW DRINKS. 55 00:02:27,166 --> 00:02:28,666 - WHY WERE YOU SO ANXIOUS? 56 00:02:28,667 --> 00:02:31,997 - I WASN'T READY WHEN I WALKED INTO THE LION'S DEN. 57 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,500 AND THIS WHOLE THING WITH CAMILLE-- 58 00:02:33,500 --> 00:02:37,330 I FELT SO BETRAYED AND SO BLINDSIDED. 59 00:02:37,333 --> 00:02:40,603 SHE SAID THINGS SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID. 60 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:46,230 - I DIDN'T ORDER PIZZA. - I THINK I DID. 61 00:02:46,233 --> 00:02:49,573 - LATELY, IT'S ALWAYS TEARS, AND YOU'RE UPSET AND EVERYTHING. 62 00:02:49,567 --> 00:02:51,797 AND IT SEEMS LIKE IT'S GOING RAPIDLY DOWNHILL. 63 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:53,800 YOU'VE GOT TO PUT THE BRAKES ON HERE. 64 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:56,330 I'VE DEFINITELY HAD MY ISSUES WITH TAYLOR. 65 00:02:56,333 --> 00:02:59,133 BUT NOW I FEEL SHE NEEDS OUR SUPPORT. 66 00:02:59,133 --> 00:03:01,703 YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN SHE'S GOING TO BREAK, 67 00:03:01,700 --> 00:03:04,430 AND I FEEL THAT I SHOULD BE THERE TO HELP HER. 68 00:03:04,433 --> 00:03:05,973 - I HAVE TO BE TRUE TO MYSELF NOW, LISA, 69 00:03:05,967 --> 00:03:07,627 BECAUSE I'VE LET PEOPLE WALK ALL OVER ME. 70 00:03:07,633 --> 00:03:09,503 AND IT'S ALMOST MY 40TH BIRTHDAY, 71 00:03:09,500 --> 00:03:10,770 AND I'M NOT LETTING IT HAPPEN ANYMORE. 72 00:03:10,767 --> 00:03:13,297 SO, IF CAMILLE CAN'T BE A TRUE FRIEND TO ME, 73 00:03:13,300 --> 00:03:16,100 THEN IT'S HER LOSS, AND I'M WALKING AWAY. 74 00:03:16,100 --> 00:03:18,430 HERE I FIND MYSELF CONFIDING TO LISA, 75 00:03:18,433 --> 00:03:21,373 AND I'M THINKING, "OH, MY GOD, HOW FAST THINGS CHANGE," RIGHT? 76 00:03:21,367 --> 00:03:23,427 - I MEAN, KYLE CALLED ME, AND SHE SAID--AND I SAID, 77 00:03:23,433 --> 00:03:24,603 "ON ONE TO TEN, HOW BAD WAS IT?" 78 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:27,330 AND SHE SAID THAT IT WAS A-- MORE THAN TEN. 79 00:03:27,333 --> 00:03:29,373 - MORE THAN TEN. - SHE SAID IT WAS BAD. 80 00:03:29,367 --> 00:03:31,967 DO YOU REMEMBER IT? - NO. I'M JUST BEING HONEST. 81 00:03:31,967 --> 00:03:33,227 I DON'T REMEMBER. - IT'S OKAY. 82 00:03:33,233 --> 00:03:34,733 WE'VE ALL HAD OUR MOMENTS. 83 00:03:34,734 --> 00:03:36,204 - I MEAN, I NEED MY LIQUID COURAGE, 84 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:37,970 AND I HAVEN'T REALLY BEEN DRINKING MUCH. 85 00:03:37,967 --> 00:03:39,467 SO, FOR ME, YOU KNOW, IT DOESN'T TAKE ME 86 00:03:39,467 --> 00:03:43,367 TWO GLASSES OF WINE, AND I'M THREE SHEETS TO THE WIND. 87 00:03:43,367 --> 00:03:44,727 BUT AT THE SAME TIME, YOU KNOW, 88 00:03:44,734 --> 00:03:46,574 I DON'T KNOW WHY D.D. WAS, LIKE, 89 00:03:46,567 --> 00:03:48,097 VERY VOLATILE THAT EVENING. 90 00:03:48,100 --> 00:03:51,100 AND I FELT LIKE SHE WANTED TO FIGHT CAMILLE'S FIGHT FOR HER. 91 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:52,970 BUT CAMILLE AND I ARE FRIENDS. 92 00:03:52,967 --> 00:03:54,597 IT'S NOT--WELL, I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS. 93 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:57,270 BUT IT'S NOT LIKE I NEED SOMEONE ELSE TO FIGHT HER FIGHT. 94 00:03:57,266 --> 00:03:58,826 IF CAMILLE WANTS TO SPEAK TO ME, SHE'S A GROWN WOMAN. 95 00:03:58,834 --> 00:04:00,604 - YEAH, BUT THEY WENT IN WITH ALL GUNS BLAZING. 96 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:02,300 - THAT'S WHY I WAS LIKE, "WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THIS? 97 00:04:02,300 --> 00:04:04,170 WE'RE AT A BELLY-DANCING PARTY." 98 00:04:04,166 --> 00:04:05,296 AND KYLE DID THE SPLITS. 99 00:04:05,300 --> 00:04:07,400 - OF COURSE SHE DID. WHY WOULDN'T SHE? 100 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:10,470 - I REALLY THINK WE NEED KYLE TO COME TO THE CHIPPENDALES. 101 00:04:10,467 --> 00:04:11,827 - I WANTED HER TO COME. 102 00:04:11,834 --> 00:04:14,734 - BECAUSE THE SPLITS WOULD REALLY... 103 00:04:14,734 --> 00:04:16,634 - KYLE CAN'T GO TO VEGAS, 104 00:04:16,633 --> 00:04:19,303 SO PANDORA HAS INVITED TAYLOR INSTEAD. 105 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:21,730 IT'S ABOUT TIME SHE HAD SOME FUN, THAT'S FOR SURE. 106 00:04:21,734 --> 00:04:23,674 I MEAN, WISH ME LUCK WITH THIS ONE. 107 00:04:23,667 --> 00:04:26,397 YOU KNOW, I SAID TO PANDY, "OKAY, MAYBE I'LL GO." 108 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,370 AND NOW YOU'RE GOING. I'M REALLY SCARED. 109 00:04:28,367 --> 00:04:29,967 - YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE A GOOD TIME. 110 00:04:29,967 --> 00:04:32,567 - IMAGINE, A MOTHER ENDS UP BEING SHAGGED 111 00:04:32,567 --> 00:04:35,997 BY A TEAM OF CHIPMUNKS. 112 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,370 CHIPPENDALES-- SAME THING. 113 00:04:38,367 --> 00:04:39,967 OH, WELL, DARLING, I BETTER GO. 114 00:04:39,967 --> 00:04:41,467 - I HAVE TO GO TO A PARENT/TEACHER MEETING. 115 00:04:41,467 --> 00:04:42,827 - OH, YOU DO? - I DO. 116 00:04:42,834 --> 00:04:44,334 - WELL, THAT PUTS IT ALL IN PERSPECTIVE. 117 00:04:44,333 --> 00:04:45,433 - THANK YOU FOR LUNCH. 118 00:04:45,433 --> 00:04:46,733 - I THOUGHT YOU'RE PAYING FOR IT. 119 00:04:46,734 --> 00:04:48,934 ALL RIGHT, THEN. [chuckles] 120 00:04:59,934 --> 00:05:01,904 - OKAY, HERE, YOU WANT ME TO POUR YOURS FIRST? 121 00:05:01,900 --> 00:05:05,300 - SURE. - OKAY. THERE YOU GO. 122 00:05:05,300 --> 00:05:07,070 - THAT'S GOOD. - IS THAT TOO MUCH? 123 00:05:07,066 --> 00:05:08,426 - THAT'S FINE. - OKAY. 124 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:10,033 I'LL POUR A LITTLE BIT MORE FOR MYSELF. 125 00:05:10,033 --> 00:05:13,833 - OH... - OH, HEY! IT'S BRANDI. 126 00:05:13,834 --> 00:05:16,504 [dog barking] JOEY! COME ON, BACK UP. 127 00:05:16,500 --> 00:05:18,070 - JUST BREAKING AND ENTERING. - THE GUARD DOG. 128 00:05:18,066 --> 00:05:20,696 - DON'T MIND THE DOG. - HI. HOW ARE YOU? 129 00:05:20,700 --> 00:05:21,830 - GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. 130 00:05:21,834 --> 00:05:23,904 - HI, PRETTY. - HEY. HOW ARE YOU? 131 00:05:23,900 --> 00:05:26,600 YOU LOOK GORGEOUS, AS USUAL. 132 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:28,470 - HAVING A LONG DAY. - HOW DO YOU FEEL AFTER-- 133 00:05:28,467 --> 00:05:30,127 OH, MY GOD! 134 00:05:30,133 --> 00:05:32,473 I'M SORRY FOR BAILING OUT ON YOUR PARTY. 135 00:05:32,467 --> 00:05:34,427 - I WANTED TO BAIL OUT. 136 00:05:34,433 --> 00:05:36,873 I WAS LIKE, "THIS IS THE CRAZIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN." 137 00:05:36,867 --> 00:05:40,167 - YEAH, AND THEN EVERYTHING KEPT GOING DOWNHILL. 138 00:05:40,166 --> 00:05:41,996 - DO YOU WANT A GLASS OF WINE? - I'LL HAVE A LITTLE BIT. 139 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,500 - LOOKING BACK ON TAYLOR'S BEHAVIOR, 140 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:46,170 I'M SHOCKED AND DISAPPOINTED 141 00:05:46,166 --> 00:05:48,966 IN HOW OUTRAGEOUS AND OVERBOARD SHE WENT. 142 00:05:48,967 --> 00:05:50,527 - I KNEW AS SOON AS TAYLOR WALKED IN, 143 00:05:50,533 --> 00:05:53,003 IT'S GONNA BE TROUBLE. - SHE WASN'T EVEN IN HER BODY. 144 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,570 - DID YOU SEE HER EYES? - SHE WAS JUST, LIKE... 145 00:05:54,567 --> 00:05:56,497 - HER EYES JUST GLAZED OVER. - SHE WAS JUST GLAZED OVER. 146 00:05:56,500 --> 00:05:57,730 - SHE WAS JUST COMPLETELY DISCONNECTED. 147 00:05:57,734 --> 00:06:00,474 - YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SHE'S DONE TO ME! 148 00:06:00,467 --> 00:06:04,127 YOU HAVE NO IDEA-- NO, YOU DON'T! 149 00:06:04,133 --> 00:06:05,973 - WHAT'S THAT MOVIE WHERE THAT CHICK'S HEAD SPINS? 150 00:06:05,967 --> 00:06:07,467 - EXORCIST. - EXORCIST. 151 00:06:07,467 --> 00:06:09,467 - SHE REALLY WAS KIND OF LIKE THE EXORCIST THAT NIGHT. 152 00:06:09,467 --> 00:06:11,527 I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD." 153 00:06:11,533 --> 00:06:13,873 - SHE WAS IN DIRE NEED OF AN EXORCISM THAT EVENING. 154 00:06:13,867 --> 00:06:15,497 I JUST THINK THAT SHE'S STUCK IN A PATTERN OF ABUSE 155 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:18,600 THAT SHE'S HAVING A REALLY HARD TIME GETTING OUT OF. 156 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:19,970 I FELT LIKE I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING 157 00:06:19,967 --> 00:06:22,727 THAT EVERYBODY ELSE HASN'T BEEN SAYING TO HER. 158 00:06:22,734 --> 00:06:24,204 - YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING-- 159 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:26,130 YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING THAT SHE HASN'T SAID HERSELF. 160 00:06:26,133 --> 00:06:27,533 THAT'S BASICALLY WHAT YOU WANT TO SAY. 161 00:06:27,533 --> 00:06:28,833 I WENT UP TO HER, AND I SAID, "LOOK, 162 00:06:28,834 --> 00:06:30,934 "YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE HERE, CAMILLE'S HERE. 163 00:06:30,934 --> 00:06:32,604 LIKE, LET'S CUT THE CRAP RIGHT NOW." 164 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:35,470 SHE SAID THAT, BASICALLY, YOU PUT KENNEDY IN JEOPARDY-- 165 00:06:35,467 --> 00:06:36,697 HER DAUGHTER. 166 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:38,970 - THAT'S UNFORTUNATE THAT SHE WOULD SAY THAT. 167 00:06:38,967 --> 00:06:40,497 - YEAH. - SHE'S... 168 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:42,300 PUTTING HER FAMILY IN JEOPARDY. 169 00:06:42,300 --> 00:06:43,830 - SHE'S PUTTING HER DAUGHTER IN JEOPARDY 170 00:06:43,834 --> 00:06:46,504 BY STAYING WITH A MAN WHO IS NOT GOOD TO HER. 171 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:47,700 SHE'S IN THIS RELATIONSHIP 172 00:06:47,700 --> 00:06:50,230 BECAUSE SHE'S IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, 173 00:06:50,233 --> 00:06:52,173 NOT BECAUSE YOU FORCED HER TO BE IN THE RELATIONSHIP, 174 00:06:52,166 --> 00:06:53,496 OR ANYBODY ELSE, FOR THAT MATTER. 175 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:55,130 - I'M NOT FORCING HER TO STAY IN A RELATIONSHIP. 176 00:06:55,133 --> 00:06:56,133 - AND YOU'RE NOT FORCING HER. 177 00:06:56,133 --> 00:06:57,703 - OWN IT. - YEAH. 178 00:06:57,700 --> 00:06:59,500 IT'S HARD TO DO. - SHE NEEDS TO OWN HER [bleep]. 179 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:01,100 - AND NOW TAYLOR AND LISA ARE GOOD FRIENDS? 180 00:07:01,100 --> 00:07:02,430 - LIKE, FRIENDS NOW. 181 00:07:02,433 --> 00:07:04,033 - FRIENDS WHEN THEY COULDN'T STAND ONE ANOTHER. 182 00:07:04,033 --> 00:07:05,433 - YEAH, I MEAN, JUST LIKE THREE WEEKS AGO. 183 00:07:05,433 --> 00:07:07,573 - FOR ABOUT A YEAR AND A HALF, THEY DIDN'T GET ALONG. 184 00:07:07,567 --> 00:07:09,767 - MAYBE LISA'S TRYING TO TAKE HER UNDER HER WING 185 00:07:09,767 --> 00:07:10,897 AND HELP HER. 186 00:07:10,900 --> 00:07:12,600 - MAKES LISA LOOK LIKE THE GOOD GUY. 187 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:13,970 - YEAH. YEAH. - LIKE SHE CAME IN. 188 00:07:13,967 --> 00:07:15,927 NOW LISA'S THE HERO 'CAUSE SHE'S SAVING-- 189 00:07:15,934 --> 00:07:17,774 - SHE'S GONNA SAVE THE WORLD. - SHE'S GONNA SAVE--YEAH. 190 00:07:17,767 --> 00:07:20,327 - SHE LOVES TO SPIN IT THAT WAY. 191 00:07:20,333 --> 00:07:22,473 SHE'S GOING TO VEGAS WITH TAYLOR, 192 00:07:22,467 --> 00:07:25,397 AND WE'RE GOING ON OUR OWN, WHICH IS GREAT. 193 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:26,600 I'M SO EXCITED. 194 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:28,970 - ADRIENNE HAS INVITED ME, BRANDI, AND DANA 195 00:07:28,967 --> 00:07:31,927 TO GO TO THE PALMS FOR A FUN GIRLS' WEEKEND. 196 00:07:31,934 --> 00:07:33,974 I'M GLAD THAT YOU'RE COMING WITH US THIS YEAR. 197 00:07:33,967 --> 00:07:35,897 I'M GONNA GET SOME WATER, SO I'M GONNA GO INSIDE. 198 00:07:35,900 --> 00:07:37,030 - YEAH, SURE. 199 00:07:37,033 --> 00:07:38,473 - WE SHOULD GET SOMETHING TO EAT TOO. 200 00:07:38,467 --> 00:07:39,897 - YEAH. SUSHI. - I'M GONNA GET A SCOTCH. 201 00:07:39,900 --> 00:07:40,900 - OKAY. [laughter] 202 00:07:51,100 --> 00:07:53,800 - ADRIENNE? - YES. I'M READY. I'M READY. 203 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:55,800 - OKAY, YOU KNOW, UNFORTUNATELY, WE'RE RUNNING LATE, AS USUAL. 204 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:57,670 - I KNOW, I KNOW. 205 00:07:57,667 --> 00:07:59,327 SHOULD I WEAR THIS SASH? 206 00:08:01,967 --> 00:08:03,167 OH, NEVER MIND. 207 00:08:03,166 --> 00:08:04,766 - IS IT A LITTLE BIT BUSY? - NEVER MIND. 208 00:08:04,767 --> 00:08:06,867 PAUL AND I ARE APPEARING ON THE TALK SHOW THE DOCTORS. 209 00:08:06,867 --> 00:08:08,697 AND THIS HAPPENS TO BE AN EPISODE 210 00:08:08,700 --> 00:08:11,930 ABOUT STAYING HEALTHY AND FIT WHILE BEING BUSY. 211 00:08:11,934 --> 00:08:13,404 - I HEARD I'M DOING A SEGMENT WITH-- 212 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:15,900 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - LET ME PUT MY SCRUBS IN HERE. 213 00:08:15,900 --> 00:08:17,500 - CAN YOU GET ANOTHER BAG? 214 00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:19,500 - WHY DO I--COME ON, MAN. - 'CAUSE YOU SEE HOW BIG-- 215 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:21,470 GO AHEAD. - WELL, LOOK-IT. 216 00:08:21,467 --> 00:08:23,027 - GO AHEAD. SMASH EVERYTHING THAT'S IN THERE. 217 00:08:23,033 --> 00:08:24,803 - WAIT A MINUTE. HOW AM I GONNA SMASH THIS-- 218 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:27,900 - ALL MY STUFF IS IN HERE. CAN'T YOU JUST SEPARATE IT? 219 00:08:27,900 --> 00:08:29,970 'CAUSE I MIGHT NOT SEE YOU-- - I'LL JUST GET MY OWN BAG. 220 00:08:29,967 --> 00:08:32,427 - I THINK THEY WANTED TO SHOW A POWER COUPLE 221 00:08:32,433 --> 00:08:35,473 THAT IS TRYING TO WORK SCHEDULES OUT. 222 00:08:35,467 --> 00:08:36,727 I DON'T KNOW WHY. 223 00:08:36,734 --> 00:08:37,774 PAUL, COME ON! 224 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:39,067 - YOU ALWAYS LEAVE YOUR LIGHTS ON. 225 00:08:39,066 --> 00:08:41,626 I AM PRETTY HUNGRY, THOUGH. - LET'S GO. 226 00:08:41,633 --> 00:08:44,473 - ARE WE TAKING MY CAR OR YOUR CAR? 227 00:08:44,467 --> 00:08:45,827 - MY CAR. I'M GONNA LET YOU DRIVE. 228 00:08:45,834 --> 00:08:48,104 - WHEN HAVE YOU DRIVEN? - MANY TIMES. 229 00:08:48,100 --> 00:08:49,770 WHEN YOU FALL ASLEEP WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING. 230 00:08:49,767 --> 00:08:51,767 - BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, I GOTTA TELL YOU, 231 00:08:51,767 --> 00:08:54,027 I'M EXTREMELY HUNGRY. 232 00:08:56,633 --> 00:08:59,003 I HAD NOTHING FOR BREAKFAST. 233 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,730 - SEE, THAT'S THE PROBLEM. 234 00:09:00,734 --> 00:09:04,034 YOU NEED TO HAVE SOMETHING FOR BREAKFAST, EVEN IF IT'S SMALL. 235 00:09:04,033 --> 00:09:05,473 - WELL, MAYBE YOU'LL GET UP-- 236 00:09:05,467 --> 00:09:06,967 WILL YOU GET UP AND MAKE ME EGGS AND BACON IN THE MORNING? 237 00:09:06,967 --> 00:09:08,027 - [chuckles] 238 00:09:08,033 --> 00:09:09,973 PART OF BEING HALF OF A POWER COUPLE 239 00:09:09,967 --> 00:09:12,097 IS KNOWING WHEN TO DELEGATE. 240 00:09:12,100 --> 00:09:15,770 PAUL WANTED BREAKFAST, BUT THAT'S BERNIE'S JOB. 241 00:09:15,767 --> 00:09:17,227 WATCH IT. - I SEE IT. 242 00:09:17,233 --> 00:09:19,433 WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SAY "WATCH IT" WHEN YOU KNOW I'M LOOKING? 243 00:09:19,433 --> 00:09:21,833 - BECAUSE YOU GET RIGHT UP BEHIND THE CAR, 244 00:09:21,834 --> 00:09:23,234 AND THEN YOU SLAM ON YOUR BRAKE. 245 00:09:23,233 --> 00:09:25,303 - LET'S COMPARE DRIVING TECHNIQUES BETWEEN THE TWO... 246 00:09:25,300 --> 00:09:26,800 - LET'S NOT GO THERE. 247 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,430 - YOU GET LOST GOING AROUND THE CORNER. 248 00:09:28,433 --> 00:09:30,203 - PAUL... 249 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:31,770 AT LEAST I CAN GET AROUND THE CORNER. 250 00:09:31,767 --> 00:09:33,397 - YOU KNOW, YOU LET ME MAKE ALL YOUR DECISIONS. 251 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:35,530 - YOU DO. YOU MAKE A LOT OF MY DECISIONS. 252 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:38,133 - NO, I DON'T. - I KNEW YOU'D THROW THAT IN. 253 00:09:38,133 --> 00:09:40,203 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? DON'T GIVE ME THAT RIGHT NOW. 254 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:42,970 NOBODY IS AS CONTROLLING AS YOU ARE. 255 00:09:42,967 --> 00:09:44,527 OH, YOU GONNA GO THERE? YOU GONNA START? 256 00:09:44,533 --> 00:09:46,373 YOU'RE TRYING TO START AN ARGUMENT. 257 00:09:46,367 --> 00:09:47,627 NO. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 258 00:09:47,633 --> 00:09:49,033 - LIGHTEN UP. COME ON. 259 00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:54,930 - COMING UP... 260 00:09:54,934 --> 00:09:57,034 - ARE YOU GONNA CRY? - NO. WHY? 261 00:09:57,033 --> 00:09:59,433 - 'CAUSE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ME IN A WEDDING DRESS. 262 00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:00,933 - OH, IT'S PERFECT. 263 00:10:10,667 --> 00:10:12,897 - HI, HOW ARE YOU? I'M ADRIENNE. 264 00:10:12,900 --> 00:10:14,030 - NICE TO MEET YOU. - HI. NICE TO MEET YOU. 265 00:10:14,033 --> 00:10:15,673 - HOW ARE YOU? NICE TO SEE YOU. 266 00:10:15,667 --> 00:10:17,167 - GOOD. GOOD. COME ON UP. 267 00:10:17,166 --> 00:10:18,866 LET'S TAKE YOU TO YOUR GREEN ROOM. 268 00:10:18,867 --> 00:10:20,867 - YOU GUYS DON'T HAPPEN TO HAVE ANY, LIKE, CANDY, DO YOU? 269 00:10:20,867 --> 00:10:22,727 LIKE, A LITTLE PIECE OF CHOCOLATE? 270 00:10:28,533 --> 00:10:30,173 ADRIENNE, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 271 00:10:30,166 --> 00:10:32,396 - OH, MY GOSH. NO WAY. 272 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:34,830 - CHOCOLATE. OH... - HE CAN'T STOP AT ONE BITE. 273 00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:36,334 THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT FITNESS. 274 00:10:36,333 --> 00:10:37,433 - OH. 275 00:10:37,433 --> 00:10:40,073 - SERIOUSLY, PAUL'S-- OH, MY GOD. 276 00:10:40,066 --> 00:10:43,826 - YOU'RE JUST TALKING TO THEM, CONVERSATIONAL... 277 00:10:43,834 --> 00:10:47,034 [cheers and applause] 278 00:10:53,266 --> 00:10:55,926 - I HAVE BEEN ON SEVERAL TALK SHOWS, 279 00:10:55,934 --> 00:10:57,404 AND NORMALLY IT'S EITHER BY MYSELF, 280 00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:58,800 OR I'M WITH MY FAMILY. 281 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:00,900 HOWEVER, IT'S A LITTLE DIFFICULT 282 00:11:00,900 --> 00:11:02,230 WHEN YOU'RE GOING ON WITH YOUR HUSBAND. 283 00:11:02,233 --> 00:11:05,233 - PLEASE WELCOME ADRIENNE MALOOF AND HER HUSBAND, 284 00:11:05,233 --> 00:11:07,203 PLASTIC SURGEON DR. PAUL MASSIF. 285 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:11,030 [cheers and applause] 286 00:11:16,367 --> 00:11:19,067 YOU'RE A PLASTIC SURGEON. YOU'RE A BUSINESSWOMAN. 287 00:11:19,066 --> 00:11:20,766 YOU HAVE THREE KIDS. 288 00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:22,427 OUR SHOW IS ABOUT STAYING HEALTHY 289 00:11:22,433 --> 00:11:23,673 DESPITE BEING BUSY. 290 00:11:23,667 --> 00:11:25,767 HOW DO YOU GUYS DO THAT? - WE ARE VERY BUSY. 291 00:11:25,767 --> 00:11:27,667 IT'S 15-, 16-HOUR DAYS DOING EVERYTHING. 292 00:11:27,667 --> 00:11:30,597 I'M GETTING UP EARLY, AND I'M WALKING OUR HILLS 293 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:32,300 AND WORKING OUT THEN, EARLY. 294 00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:35,300 AND THE BIGGEST THING, THOUGH, IS TRYING TO EAT PROPERLY 295 00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:36,970 IN MULTIPLE SMALL MEALS A DAY. 296 00:11:36,967 --> 00:11:41,197 - SEVERAL SMALL MEALS-- CANDY, NUTS, POPCORN. 297 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,970 - BASICALLY WHAT THEY FOUND WHEN THEY POLLED AMERICAN WOMEN, 298 00:11:43,967 --> 00:11:46,567 ABOUT 50% THOUGHT THAT THEY WERE MORE SUCCESSFUL 299 00:11:46,567 --> 00:11:47,967 THAN THEIR SPOUSES. 300 00:11:47,967 --> 00:11:50,427 BUT WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK? - WOMEN ARE VERY METICULOUS, 301 00:11:50,433 --> 00:11:52,973 AND THEY TAKE CARE OF DETAILS. 302 00:11:52,967 --> 00:11:55,427 SO, FOR ME, I FEEL THAT IT COULD BE EVEN. 303 00:11:55,433 --> 00:11:58,673 I WOULDN'T NECESSARILY SAY THAT I'M MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN PAUL, 304 00:11:58,667 --> 00:12:01,497 BUT I DO KNOW THAT I'M A BETTER DRIVER, 305 00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:04,070 AND I CAN DIET MUCH BETTER THAN HE CAN. 306 00:12:04,066 --> 00:12:07,096 - AND IN THE END, IT'S ALL ABOUT THAT INNER PERSONAL DYNAMIC. 307 00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:08,530 AND I DON'T THINK WHO IS MORE SUCCESSFUL 308 00:12:08,533 --> 00:12:10,203 IS AS IMPORTANT AS IS THE FAMILY SUCCESSFUL? 309 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:11,370 - NO. - THANKS FOR INVITING US. 310 00:12:11,367 --> 00:12:14,067 - KEEP IT UP. - THANK YOU. 311 00:12:22,900 --> 00:12:25,330 - I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THIS. THIS IS LIKE JEWELRY-- 312 00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:27,673 - NO, IT'S LIKE A CANDY STORE FOR A DESIGNER. 313 00:12:27,667 --> 00:12:29,227 - OH, MY GOD, RIGHT? 314 00:12:29,233 --> 00:12:30,603 - OH, MY GOD. 315 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:32,070 - HI. - HELLO, GLENN. 316 00:12:32,066 --> 00:12:34,366 - HI. - SO PUNCTUAL. 317 00:12:34,367 --> 00:12:35,597 I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. 318 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,300 - I FEEL REALLY BAD THAT I CAN'T MAKE IT 319 00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:39,270 TO PANDORA'S BACHELORETTE PARTY. 320 00:12:39,266 --> 00:12:40,896 I'D ALREADY SCHEDULED A PHOTO SHOOT 321 00:12:40,900 --> 00:12:42,400 TO SHOOT THE COVER OF MY BOOK, 322 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:43,770 AND I HAVE TO PLAN THE WHITE PARTY. 323 00:12:43,767 --> 00:12:46,427 - I THINK THIS IS A REALLY BEAUTIFUL ALTERNATIVE OVER HERE. 324 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,533 I MEAN, IT'S OBVIOUSLY A LOT MORE DRAMATIC. 325 00:12:48,533 --> 00:12:50,003 - NOW, THAT IS OUR CHANDELIER. 326 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,800 - CAN I JUST THROW SOMETHING OUT THERE REALLY-- 327 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:53,200 CAN I JUST THROW SOMETHING OUT THERE? 328 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:56,570 WHAT ABOUT IF YOU HAVE ALL THE WHITE AND THEN THAT BLUE? 329 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,567 I MEAN, IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. THERE'S SO MANY COLORS. 330 00:12:58,567 --> 00:13:00,167 THERE'S PURPLE. THERE'S RED. THERE'S BLUE. 331 00:13:00,166 --> 00:13:03,066 - WERE UP-LIGHTING THE SURROUNDINGS DIFFERENT COLORS. 332 00:13:03,066 --> 00:13:05,196 LET'S KEEP THE WHITE PARTY WHITE. 333 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:06,870 I LOVE THESE LITTLE BLACK ONES-- - 'CAUSE THIS IS CRAZY. 334 00:13:06,867 --> 00:13:10,127 - OKAY, SO TWO BLACK... AND THAT'S PRETTY. 335 00:13:10,133 --> 00:13:12,033 - WHAT IF WE DID, THOUGH, A COLOR? 336 00:13:12,033 --> 00:13:13,533 - I DON'T THINK IT'S GONNA LOOK PRETTY AGAINST THE WHITE. 337 00:13:13,533 --> 00:13:16,003 - YOU ARE THE EVENT PLANNER. - YOU ARE THE DESIGNER! 338 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,470 - I KNOW. THAT'S WHY-- - IT'S MY PARTY TOO! 339 00:13:18,467 --> 00:13:20,467 [laughing] 340 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:21,997 - I'M GONNA CHANGE MY TITLE. 341 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,430 FIRST OF ALL, EVENT PLANNERS ARE TYPICALLY WOMEN, I THINK. 342 00:13:24,433 --> 00:13:25,803 - YOU'RE AN EVENT PRODUCER. - YOU CAN JUST CALL ME 343 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:26,900 THE EVENT WHIPPING BOY. 344 00:13:26,900 --> 00:13:29,600 EVENT WHIPPING BOY, THAT'S WHO I AM. 345 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,070 - THE FINAL DECISION-- THE WHITE ONE ON THIS. 346 00:13:31,066 --> 00:13:34,026 OKAY, CAN WE DO THAT ONE? - THAT WHITE ONE'S GREAT. 347 00:13:34,033 --> 00:13:35,833 - BY THE WAY, WE NEED A MEZUZAH FOR THE DOOR. 348 00:13:35,834 --> 00:13:38,074 - YEAH. - WE NEED A COUPLE MEZUZAHS... 349 00:13:38,066 --> 00:13:39,396 - ABEY, SHABBAT SHALOM. 350 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:40,830 - BECAUSE WE HAVE SOME PEOPLE COMING INTO THE HOUSE 351 00:13:40,834 --> 00:13:42,104 THAT HAVE THE EVIL EYE. 352 00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:44,870 - WE HAVE A LOT OF EVIL PEOPLE COMING. 353 00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:46,427 - WE HAVE A LOT OF EVIL PEOPLE COMING TO THE PARTY, 354 00:13:46,433 --> 00:13:48,033 AND WE NEED A LOT OF PROTECTION. 355 00:13:48,033 --> 00:13:49,603 - I'M GOING TO GET IT FOR YOU. 356 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:51,670 I SEND IT WITH THE MERCHANDISE OVER, OKAY? 357 00:13:51,667 --> 00:13:53,797 - SO I HEAR YOU HAVE A CHANDELIER FOR ME TO LOOK AT. 358 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,630 - THE CHANDELIER? - IN THE BACK? 359 00:13:55,633 --> 00:13:57,473 I'M DONE. - GET OVER HERE. 360 00:13:57,467 --> 00:14:00,967 - I'M ANTSY. WHAT ABOUT THIS? WHAT ABOUT THIS? 361 00:14:00,967 --> 00:14:06,397 - SO NOW THIS COULD BE THE CABANA CHANDELIER. 362 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:07,900 GREAT FOR THE CABANA. 363 00:14:07,900 --> 00:14:10,930 UHH-- [glass shatters] 364 00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:12,304 UM, MAYBE NOT. 365 00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:13,970 - IS A GIFT FOR YOU. 366 00:14:13,967 --> 00:14:15,497 - I REALIZE WHAT HAS JUST HAPPENED. 367 00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:17,400 - DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. - [chuckles] 368 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,930 WE'LL TAKE THREE. 369 00:14:19,934 --> 00:14:22,304 - I'M SORRY. I HAVE TO GO NOW. 370 00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:24,030 - IT WAS NOT ME. FAYE DROPPED IT. 371 00:14:24,033 --> 00:14:26,303 BUT I'M GONNA PAY FOR IT, RIGHT? 372 00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:29,270 WE'LL TAKE THAT ONE FOR THE CABANA. 373 00:14:38,567 --> 00:14:39,767 - HI. 374 00:14:39,767 --> 00:14:41,967 I'M AT THE PALMS FOR BUSINESS, 375 00:14:41,967 --> 00:14:44,167 BUT I INVITED THE GIRLS, HOPING THAT THEY COULD HAVE 376 00:14:44,166 --> 00:14:46,466 A LITTLE BIT OF FUN. 377 00:14:46,467 --> 00:14:48,727 AND I THINK AT THIS POINT, WE ALL NEED IT. 378 00:14:48,734 --> 00:14:51,704 - [chuckles] I FOUND ERIN. 379 00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:53,730 [laughter] - HI, ERIN. 380 00:14:53,734 --> 00:14:55,734 - YOU KNOW MY SISTER? - HI. HOW ARE YOU? 381 00:14:55,734 --> 00:14:57,204 - THIS IS ERIN. - I SAW YOU EARLIER. 382 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,770 - YEAH. HOW YOU DOING? - HOW YOU DOING? 383 00:14:59,767 --> 00:15:01,427 - IT'S OKAY IF ERIN WALKS-- - HOLDING HANDS? 384 00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:03,003 NO. NO, NO, NO. - [laughs] 385 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,200 - WE'RE NOT DOING THAT. 386 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,500 - OH, WE'RE NOT DOING THAT. - HAPPY NOW? 387 00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:07,570 - SORRY, ERIN. 388 00:15:16,367 --> 00:15:19,067 - COME ON, THEN. - LOOK AT THAT, MUMMY. 389 00:15:19,066 --> 00:15:22,726 - WELL, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL TOO. - THAT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. 390 00:15:22,734 --> 00:15:24,574 - HI, NICE TO MEET YOU. - HI, I'M LISA. 391 00:15:24,567 --> 00:15:25,927 - I'M LAURA. - HEY. 392 00:15:25,934 --> 00:15:28,704 - WE WANTED TO LOOK AT IAN STUART DRESSES, I THINK. 393 00:15:28,700 --> 00:15:30,130 - OH, OKAY. - DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF THEM? 394 00:15:30,133 --> 00:15:31,873 - YES, WE DO. THEY'RE RIGHT OVER HERE. 395 00:15:31,867 --> 00:15:35,367 - TO GO SHOPPING WITH PANDORA AS A MOTHER 396 00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:37,097 TO GET HER WEDDING DRESS, 397 00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:39,900 I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING I'D RATHER DO. 398 00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:42,100 - I WANT YOU TO WEAR THE DRESS THAT I SAW IN THE WINDOW. 399 00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:44,230 - OH, GOD, DON'T YOU-- - YOU HAVE TO. WHERE IS IT? 400 00:15:44,233 --> 00:15:46,103 - NO, WE'RE NOT-- I AM NOT. 401 00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:49,300 MAYBE I'LL JUST LOOK AT SOME OF THE EVENING DRESSES. 402 00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:52,270 PANDORA, DON'T BE RIDIC-- - I WANT YOU TO WEAR THIS. 403 00:15:52,266 --> 00:15:54,766 - I'D LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT WALKING DOWN THE AISLE 404 00:15:54,767 --> 00:15:56,167 AT YOUR WEDDING WEARING THAT. 405 00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:58,166 - WHY? IT'S PINK. IT'S PERFECT FOR YOU. 406 00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:00,426 - PANDORA, I HAVEN'T GOT TIME TO TO MESS ABOUT. 407 00:16:00,433 --> 00:16:02,403 GO AND TRY YOUR DRESS ON. 408 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,130 [chuckles] GET IN THERE. 409 00:16:04,133 --> 00:16:06,973 - SHOULD I GET A TIARA? - DARLING, JUST START. 410 00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:09,267 - I AM STARTING. I'M GETTING A TIARA. 411 00:16:09,266 --> 00:16:11,026 - YOU DON'T NEED A TIARA. 412 00:16:11,033 --> 00:16:12,703 BABY, JUST START. PUT THE DRESS ON. 413 00:16:26,066 --> 00:16:29,066 - ARE YOU GONNA CRY? - NO. WHY? 414 00:16:29,066 --> 00:16:31,666 - 'CAUSE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ME IN A WEDDING DRESS. 415 00:16:31,667 --> 00:16:32,897 - OH... 416 00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:35,470 - FIRST TIME. 417 00:16:36,767 --> 00:16:38,027 - OH... 418 00:16:38,033 --> 00:16:40,373 - IT'S BEAUTIFUL. - YOU LIKE IT? 419 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:41,827 - OH, IT'S PERFECT. 420 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:46,670 WHEN SHE COMES OUT, THE FIRST ONE-- 421 00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:48,727 OH, IT'S PERFECT. 422 00:16:48,734 --> 00:16:51,304 I DON'T KNOW. IT'S TOO MUCH FOR ME. 423 00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:52,600 - TOLD YOU YOU WERE GONNA CRY. 424 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:55,500 - I'M NOT GOING TO CRY. 425 00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:57,470 I LOVE YOU IN IT. 426 00:16:57,467 --> 00:16:59,367 - I THINK I'D WANT MORE DIAMONDS ON IT, THOUGH. 427 00:16:59,367 --> 00:17:02,927 LET'S TRY ON ANOTHER ONE. - OKAY. 428 00:17:02,934 --> 00:17:06,804 - WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HER, HMM, GIGSTER? 429 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:08,870 OH, DEAR, I JUST GOT SOME WATER ON THERE. 430 00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:15,070 - I LOVE THIS DRESS, BUT IN WHITE, NOT PURPLE. 431 00:17:15,066 --> 00:17:17,726 - I MEAN, I LOVE THEM ALL. THAT'S THE PROBLEM. 432 00:17:17,734 --> 00:17:19,334 IT'S GOT TO COME DOWN TO WHAT YOU WANT, REALLY. 433 00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:20,803 - THIS DRESS IS GORGEOUS. 434 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,470 - BUT I THINK YOU SHOULD STAY TRUE 435 00:17:22,467 --> 00:17:24,297 TO WHAT YOU WANTED IN THE FIRST PLACE, 436 00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:25,470 WITH THE PINK ROSES. 437 00:17:25,467 --> 00:17:27,267 - I WISH I COULD HAVE A DRESS LIKE THIS 438 00:17:27,266 --> 00:17:29,096 WITH MORE DIAMONDS 439 00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:31,570 AND THEN HAVE PINK ROSES ALL THE WAY DOWN THE TRAIN. 440 00:17:31,567 --> 00:17:33,497 DO YOU THINK YOU COULD ADD TO SOMETHING LIKE THIS? 441 00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:34,800 - OF COURSE. YES. 442 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:37,500 - GIGGY, AT LEAST PRETEND TO BE INTERESTED. 443 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,970 - THAT IS SWEET, ISN'T IT? - ISN'T IT CUTE? 444 00:17:41,967 --> 00:17:44,097 - WHAT DOES JASON WANT? HAVE YOU EVEN ASKED HIM? 445 00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:45,470 WE DON'T CARE, REALLY, DO WE? 446 00:17:45,467 --> 00:17:47,067 - HE WANTS ME TO HAVE WHATEVER I WANT, PRETTY MUCH. 447 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,366 - EXACTLY. SMART MAN. 448 00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:51,267 - OKAY, WELL, LET'S THINK ABOUT IT, SHALL WE? 449 00:17:51,266 --> 00:17:53,126 ONE MINUTE WE'RE SHOPPING FOR WEDDING DRESSES, 450 00:17:53,133 --> 00:17:55,133 AND THE NEXT MINUTE WE'RE GOING TO VEGAS, 451 00:17:55,133 --> 00:17:57,533 SHOPPING FOR NAKED MEN FOR THE BACHELORETTE PARTY. 452 00:17:57,533 --> 00:17:59,973 NOW, LET ME THINK, WHICH DO I PREFER? 453 00:17:59,967 --> 00:18:02,197 - GIG-JOG, DID YOU LIKE THAT? - OH, MY, THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 454 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,030 - I STILL WANT YOU TO WEAR THIS MASSIVE PINK-- 455 00:18:04,033 --> 00:18:06,733 - PANDORA, I WOULD LOOK LIKE A COMPLETE BLOODY IDIOT 456 00:18:06,734 --> 00:18:09,334 WALKING DOWN THE AISLE BEHIND YOU 457 00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:11,603 OR IN FRONT OF YOU IN A BIG PINK BALL GOWN. 458 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:12,870 - I THINK YOU'D LOOK PERFECT. 459 00:18:12,867 --> 00:18:14,427 - CAN YOU IMAGINE? I ALREADY TOLD-- 460 00:18:14,433 --> 00:18:16,773 I'VE ALREADY BEEN TOLD MY EGO'S OUT OF CONTROL. 461 00:18:16,767 --> 00:18:19,367 [both laugh] 462 00:18:19,367 --> 00:18:21,067 - COMING UP... 463 00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:23,666 - DON'T TELL DADDY I'M UP TO NO GOOD, OKAY? 464 00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:25,627 IT'LL JUST BE OUR LITTLE SECRET. 465 00:18:25,633 --> 00:18:27,073 - I'M SURE HE'LL NEVER FIND OUT. 466 00:18:27,066 --> 00:18:28,896 - IT'LL BE OUR LITTLE SECRET. 467 00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:44,470 - TA-DA! 468 00:18:44,467 --> 00:18:46,597 - OH...MY... - WOW. 469 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:49,400 - OH, MY GOSH. 470 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,170 - GOT THE FIREPLACE GOING FOR YOU. 471 00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:53,866 - AW. - THIS PLACE IS AWESOME. 472 00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:56,127 - I LOVE THE SIZE OF IT TOO. - I LOVE IT. 473 00:18:56,133 --> 00:18:57,203 - WOW, THAT'S SEXY. - TA-DA. 474 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:58,800 - I LOVE IT. - SO SEXY. 475 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,600 - WHAT A VIEW FROM YOUR BED. 476 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,630 - I'M EXCITED ABOUT TONIGHT. - I KNOW. 477 00:19:03,633 --> 00:19:05,233 I'M STILL WAITING FOR THE OTHER GIRLS. 478 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:10,770 - YAY. 479 00:19:10,767 --> 00:19:13,367 - WHOO-HOO. - YAY, VEGAS! 480 00:19:13,367 --> 00:19:15,027 - VEGAS, BABY! 481 00:19:15,033 --> 00:19:17,933 - I ARRIVED AT THE PALMS. I WAS SUPER EXCITED. 482 00:19:17,934 --> 00:19:20,504 VEGAS IS ALWAYS FUN. BRANDI AND VEGAS--FUN. 483 00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:22,000 - KIM... 484 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,400 YOU'RE NOT COMING. I'M SO SAD. 485 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,800 I'M GONNA PUT HER ON SPEAKER SO YOU GUYS CAN-- 486 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,230 - I HAD TO, LIKE, TAKE MY OWN. 487 00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:29,003 LIKE, I WANT TO MOVE THE TABLES. 488 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,870 THEN WE HAD MOVERS, AND I'M, LIKE, "NO, NO, NO, 489 00:19:30,867 --> 00:19:31,897 I WANT TO MOVE IT MYSELF." 490 00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:33,630 AND I PULLED SOMETHING IN MY NECK. 491 00:19:33,633 --> 00:19:36,533 AND I LITERALLY--I CAN'T MOVE LEFT TO RIGHT AT ALL. 492 00:19:36,533 --> 00:19:38,073 LIKE, MY NECK JUST DOESN'T MOVE. 493 00:19:38,066 --> 00:19:39,296 - WELL, WE'RE GONNA MISS YOU. 494 00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:40,870 I'M HERE WITH CAMILLE AND D.D. 495 00:19:40,867 --> 00:19:42,197 both: HEY, KIM. 496 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:45,030 I MISS YOU GUYS. all: LOVE YOU. BYE. 497 00:19:45,033 --> 00:19:48,733 - NO SURPRISE THAT KIM HAS POSSIBLY MADE UP AN EXCUSE 498 00:19:48,734 --> 00:19:50,034 NOT TO COME TO VEGAS. 499 00:19:50,033 --> 00:19:52,273 SHE'S BUSY. SHE'S MOVING. - SHE'S MOVING. 500 00:19:52,266 --> 00:19:53,566 SHE'S GOT A NEW MAN IN HER LIFE. 501 00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,627 I UNDERSTAND SHE HAS A NEW BOYFRIEND, 502 00:19:55,633 --> 00:19:58,503 SO I'M HOPING THAT IT'S ABOUT THAT. 503 00:19:58,500 --> 00:19:59,970 - WELL... - GOOD FOR HER. 504 00:19:59,967 --> 00:20:01,267 - I'M HAPPY FOR HER. 505 00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:03,066 THAT'S GOOD. - YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S GOOD. 506 00:20:11,033 --> 00:20:12,903 - OH, MY GOSH. - WE'RE HERE. WE'RE HERE. 507 00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:14,470 OKAY, QUIT IT. 508 00:20:14,467 --> 00:20:17,067 OKAY. OKAY. BEHAVE YOURSELVES. 509 00:20:17,066 --> 00:20:18,496 EXACTLY. WHERE ARE THE OTHERS? 510 00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:19,670 - VEGAS. 511 00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:21,667 THANK YOU. 512 00:20:21,667 --> 00:20:24,467 - OKAY, THANK YOU. - HI. 513 00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:28,496 - WELCOME TO PLANET HOLLYWOOD. - AH, MY SHOE. THANK YOU. 514 00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:29,770 - WERE YOU ABLE TO KEEP IT ON? 515 00:20:29,767 --> 00:20:32,897 [all cheering] 516 00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:36,327 - KEN DOESN'T KNOW THE FULL STORY 517 00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:37,733 ABOUT WHAT I'M GOING TO BE UP TO IN VEGAS. 518 00:20:37,734 --> 00:20:39,974 BUT LET'S BE HONEST, I DON'T KNOW THE FULL STORY 519 00:20:39,967 --> 00:20:41,597 ABOUT WHAT I'M GOING TO BE UP TO IN VEGAS, 520 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,800 'CAUSE IF I DID, I PROBABLY WOULDN'T BE GOING. 521 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:45,530 OKAY, COME ON. 522 00:20:45,533 --> 00:20:48,433 DON'T FORGET, GIRLS, IT'S TAYLOR'S BIRTHDAY. 523 00:20:48,433 --> 00:20:52,773 [cheers and applause] 524 00:20:52,767 --> 00:20:55,167 THANK YOU SO MUCH. - THANK YOU. 525 00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:56,526 [all cheering] 526 00:20:56,533 --> 00:21:00,533 - OH, MY GOD! - OH, MY GOD! 527 00:21:00,533 --> 00:21:02,703 - I LOVE FOOSBALL. 528 00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:04,730 [overlapping chatter] 529 00:21:04,734 --> 00:21:08,774 - CAN WE LOOK THROUGH THE SUITE? - YEAH, HAVE A LOOK. GO. 530 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,427 - YOU'VE GOTTA TAKE THE TEA BAG OUT BEFORE YOU DRINK IT. 531 00:21:10,433 --> 00:21:12,373 - I'VE GOTTA LET IT SOAK. - NO, YOU'VE GOTTA TAKE IT OUT 532 00:21:12,367 --> 00:21:13,797 BEFORE IT HITS YOU IN THE FACE. - IT HAS TO SOAK MORE. 533 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,270 - DARLING, TAKE IT OUT. TRUST ME. 534 00:21:15,266 --> 00:21:18,626 - IT'S NOT STRONG ENOUGH. - TAKE IT OUT. 535 00:21:18,633 --> 00:21:21,003 OKAY, YOU KNOW THEY'RE GONNA GET ALL THIS MIXED UP. 536 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,270 OKAY, I'M GONNA STOP BEING A MOTHER FOR A SECOND 537 00:21:23,266 --> 00:21:24,966 AND LET THEM SORT IT OUT THEMSELVES. 538 00:21:24,967 --> 00:21:27,197 I THINK, ACTUALLY, THEY SHOULD LOOK AFTER ME THIS WEEKEND, 539 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,300 NOT ME LOOKING AFTER THEM. - ALL RIGHT, I SUPPORT THAT. 540 00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:32,100 I'LL LOOK AFTER YOU. [laughs] 541 00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:34,500 - SOMEHOW THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL ANY BETTER. 542 00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:36,800 - I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING LISA WITH THE CHIPPENDALES. 543 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:38,930 THIS IS GONNA BE ONE FOR THE RECORD BOOKS. 544 00:21:38,934 --> 00:21:40,574 - PANDY, YOU'VE GOTTA TAKE THE HEAT. 545 00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:43,227 I DO NOT WANT TO BE THE TARGET OF 50 CHIPMUNKS. 546 00:21:43,233 --> 00:21:44,773 [laughter] 547 00:21:44,767 --> 00:21:46,067 I'M SERIOUS. 548 00:21:46,066 --> 00:21:48,466 I THINK IT'S GONNA BE GOOD FOR TAYLOR 549 00:21:48,467 --> 00:21:50,927 TO BE SHAGGED BY A CHIPMUNK. YAY. 550 00:21:50,934 --> 00:21:52,704 - ALL RIGHT. - AHH, THAT WAS EASY. 551 00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:54,400 - THEY ACTUALLY LET YOU IN ONE OF THESE ROOMS. 552 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,430 - ALL RIGHTY. - THIS IS NICE. WOW. 553 00:21:56,433 --> 00:21:58,503 - THIS IS NICE, RIGHT? - YEAH. 554 00:21:58,500 --> 00:21:59,830 THIS IS MORE OUR SPEED. 555 00:21:59,834 --> 00:22:02,404 I THINK THAT THE PARTY SUITE IS OFF THE CHAIN, BUT... 556 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:04,770 - SHOULD WE JUST STAY IN AND ORDER ROOM SERVICE? 557 00:22:04,767 --> 00:22:06,667 I TELL YOU. [both laugh] 558 00:22:06,667 --> 00:22:08,927 - LET'S DO. 559 00:22:08,934 --> 00:22:10,404 - OH, MY GOODNESS. - I KNOW. 560 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:12,170 THEY ARE CUTE, THOUGH. - YEAH. 561 00:22:12,166 --> 00:22:13,666 - BEING GIRLS AND... 562 00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:15,827 - YEAH. YOU'VE GOT SO MUCH TO LOOK FORWARD TO. 563 00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:17,234 YOUR DAUGHTER'S ONLY, WHAT, FIVE? 564 00:22:17,233 --> 00:22:18,573 - FIVE. 565 00:22:18,567 --> 00:22:20,597 - I MEAN, IT'S THE BEST YEARS TO COME, YOU KNOW? 566 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,930 IT'S JUST LIKE, I ALWAYS USED TO YELL AT MAX. 567 00:22:22,934 --> 00:22:25,434 YOU KNOW, HE USED TO LEAVE HIS BACKPACK BY THE POOL. 568 00:22:25,433 --> 00:22:27,233 YOU KNOW, JUST KIND OF COME HOME, 569 00:22:27,233 --> 00:22:29,033 DUMP IT THERE, DIVE IN THE POOL. 570 00:22:29,033 --> 00:22:31,403 AND THEN SUDDENLY ONE DAY THAT BACKPACK'S NOT THERE ANYMORE, 571 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,770 YOU KNOW, AND IT'S LIKE, 572 00:22:33,767 --> 00:22:35,067 "GOD, I MISS THAT BACKPACK." 573 00:22:35,066 --> 00:22:37,066 YOU KNOW, HOWEVER-- IT WAS ALWAYS IRRITATING, 574 00:22:37,066 --> 00:22:38,566 YOU KNOW, DUMPING HIS STUFF THERE. 575 00:22:38,567 --> 00:22:41,497 I THINK, "OH, MY GOD, I MISS IT." 576 00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:43,030 YOU KNOW? 577 00:22:43,033 --> 00:22:45,973 - THIS MORNING, KENNEDY HAD MADE ME 40 CUPCAKES. 578 00:22:45,967 --> 00:22:47,927 I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA HAVE TO CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, 579 00:22:47,934 --> 00:22:49,834 WITH ALL THE CANDLES. - OH, HOW SWEET. 580 00:22:49,834 --> 00:22:52,474 - IT WAS REALLY SWEET. AND THEY WERE ALL MISSHAPEN, 581 00:22:52,467 --> 00:22:54,327 AND, YOU KNOW, NONE OF THE TOPPINGS WERE THE SAME. 582 00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:55,803 THERE WAS M&Ms AND-- 583 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:58,470 - AND SHE DID THAT ON HER OWN... - SHE HAD HELP. MY ASSISTANT. 584 00:22:58,467 --> 00:22:59,567 - OH, REALLY? - YEAH. 585 00:22:59,567 --> 00:23:02,027 - I'M HAPPY THAT TAYLOR IS WITH US, 586 00:23:02,033 --> 00:23:04,033 AND I THINK SHE'S BEEN IN A VERY SAD PLACE 587 00:23:04,033 --> 00:23:05,033 FOR QUITE A WHILE. 588 00:23:05,033 --> 00:23:07,003 SO NOW I'M GOING TO SHOW HER 589 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,470 A GOOD TIME TONIGHT. 590 00:23:08,467 --> 00:23:10,027 [both laughing] 591 00:23:10,033 --> 00:23:11,773 BYE. - SEE YOU IN A LITTLE WHILE. 592 00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:13,867 - OHH... 593 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:26,930 - I'M WRITING A BOOK, 594 00:23:26,934 --> 00:23:28,834 AND TODAY WE'RE SHOOTING THE COVER. 595 00:23:28,834 --> 00:23:30,204 - ALL RIGHT, SO, LOOK, THAT'S WHAT-- 596 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,530 YOU GO IN THERE. 597 00:23:31,533 --> 00:23:33,533 LIKE I SAID, JUST, LIKE, GIVE EVERYTHING A SHOT 598 00:23:33,533 --> 00:23:34,973 AND LET ME KNOW. - OKAY. 599 00:23:34,967 --> 00:23:36,597 - WHEN THEY ASKED ME TO DO THIS BOOK, 600 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,430 I THOUGHT IT'D BE A GREAT OPPORTUNITY TO SHARE 601 00:23:38,433 --> 00:23:39,903 EVERYTHING ABOUT MY LIFE-- 602 00:23:39,900 --> 00:23:42,270 MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MY HUSBAND, MY KIDS, 603 00:23:42,266 --> 00:23:44,726 FASHION, BEAUTY... ALL MY PASSIONS. 604 00:23:44,734 --> 00:23:46,974 - YEAH, I LOVE THAT IN HERE. 605 00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:48,827 - I LOVE THAT. - LOVE THAT. 606 00:23:48,834 --> 00:23:50,904 - THE DEADLINE IS FAST APPROACHING, 607 00:23:50,900 --> 00:23:53,270 AND I'VE BEEN UP LATE EVERY NIGHT. 608 00:23:53,266 --> 00:23:55,266 SOMETIMES I'M WRITING AT 2:00, 3:00 IN THE MORNING. 609 00:23:55,266 --> 00:23:58,566 IT'S VERY FUN, IT'S EXCITING, BUT IT'S A LOT OF PRESSURE. 610 00:23:58,567 --> 00:24:02,397 [line ringing] 611 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:05,700 - HI, YOU'VE REACHED KIM, AND I'M NOT AVAILABLE. 612 00:24:05,700 --> 00:24:09,200 I HAVE LOST ALL CONTACTS, SO PLEASE DO ME A FAVOR 613 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:12,230 AND LEAVE ME YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER 614 00:24:12,233 --> 00:24:13,703 AND THE TIME THAT YOU CALLED. 615 00:24:13,700 --> 00:24:16,470 PLEASE, I DON'T PICK UP VOICE MAIL, SO... 616 00:24:16,467 --> 00:24:18,127 - WELL, SO I GUESS I DON'T LEAVE A MESSAGE. 617 00:24:18,133 --> 00:24:19,633 - WHEN WAS SHE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE? 618 00:24:19,633 --> 00:24:22,303 I SAID, YOU KNOW, "THIS IS AN IMPORTANT DAY FOR ME." 619 00:24:22,300 --> 00:24:25,830 AND I REALLY WANTED HER TO COME BY AND... 620 00:24:25,834 --> 00:24:28,434 WHATEVER, JUST BE SUPPORTIVE AND BE HERE. 621 00:24:28,433 --> 00:24:31,173 AND SHE JUST, YOU KNOW, DOESN'T EVEN PICK UP HER PHONE. 622 00:24:31,166 --> 00:24:32,566 [line ringing] 623 00:24:32,567 --> 00:24:34,927 - YOU HAVE ALL OF US. WHAT DO YOU NEED HER FOR? 624 00:24:34,934 --> 00:24:36,574 - I JUST WANTED MY SISTER TOO. 625 00:24:36,567 --> 00:24:41,267 - HI, YOU'VE REACHED KIM, AND I'M NOT AVAILABLE. 626 00:24:41,266 --> 00:24:42,666 - DOES SHE ANSWER HER HOME PHONE? 627 00:24:42,667 --> 00:24:44,197 - I DON'T KNOW. DOES SHE EVEN HAVE ONE? 628 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:45,500 - SHE SAYS SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO CHECK HER EMAIL, 629 00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:47,000 DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO CHECK HER FACEBOOK, 630 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,870 DOESN'T KNOW TWITTER... 631 00:24:48,867 --> 00:24:50,167 SHE DOESN'T-- I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 632 00:24:50,166 --> 00:24:52,926 - SHE'S LIVING IN THE 1900s - STONE AGE. 633 00:24:52,934 --> 00:24:55,604 I'M GONNA SEND HER A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE. 634 00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:57,170 "GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE." [line ringing] 635 00:24:57,166 --> 00:24:59,096 WELL, I GUESS SHE'S NOT GONNA PICK UP, 636 00:24:59,100 --> 00:25:01,100 SO I'M GONNA TAKE IT THAT SHE'S NOT COMING. 637 00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:03,670 I DON'T KNOW IF THIS HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH KEN OR NOT, 638 00:25:03,667 --> 00:25:05,767 BUT WE'VE COME TOO FAR IN OUR RELATIONSHIP, 639 00:25:05,767 --> 00:25:09,227 AND I JUST FEEL LIKE IT'S SETTING US BACK. 640 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,830 - SO YOU'RE READY? - I'M READY. 641 00:25:12,834 --> 00:25:14,634 - ALL RIGHT. - OKAY, SITTING AT THE TABLE? 642 00:25:14,633 --> 00:25:16,203 - I THINK THAT'S GREAT. - IT'S GOOD IF YOU-- 643 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:19,500 HOLD IT, JUST LIKE THAT. 644 00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:22,070 - THIS LOOKS STUNNING. YES, THAT'S GORGEOUS. 645 00:25:22,066 --> 00:25:23,766 - I LIKE THAT. - YOUR PROFILE'S AMAZING. 646 00:25:23,767 --> 00:25:26,627 - FABULOUS. I LIKE THAT. 647 00:25:26,633 --> 00:25:28,203 - GORGEOUS. 648 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:31,230 - I KNOW THEY WANT IT TO BE, LIKE, A GLAMOROUS COVER, 649 00:25:31,233 --> 00:25:33,103 BUT I REALLY WANT IT TO CAPTURE WHO I AM-- 650 00:25:33,100 --> 00:25:35,470 A LITTLE BIT OF GLAMOUR, A LITTLE BIT OF CHAOS. 651 00:25:35,467 --> 00:25:37,367 - HEY, ROXY. COME HERE. [whistles] 652 00:25:37,367 --> 00:25:39,327 - GIVE HER A LITTLE PIECE OF CHEESE, AND SHE'LL COME RUNNING. 653 00:25:39,333 --> 00:25:40,533 THIS IS HER CHEESE, ANYWAY. 654 00:25:40,533 --> 00:25:42,003 SORRY, I STOLE SOME OF YOUR CHEESE, ROXY. 655 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,070 - IT WOULD BE GREAT IF YOU WERE SITTING LIKE THAT, 656 00:25:44,066 --> 00:25:45,626 AND SHE-- I SAW HER RIGHT HERE. 657 00:25:45,633 --> 00:25:47,473 OH, PERFECT. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 658 00:25:47,467 --> 00:25:49,427 EVEN BETTER. 659 00:25:49,433 --> 00:25:51,473 OOH, NOW, IF IT COULD JUST GET HER DOING THAT, 660 00:25:51,467 --> 00:25:52,927 LIKE, IN THE FRONT OF THE CAMERA RIGHT HERE. 661 00:25:52,934 --> 00:25:54,734 SCOOCH HER OVER. - WELL, THIS IS A DOG. 662 00:25:54,734 --> 00:25:56,534 ROXY, THREE INCHES TO YOUR LEFT. 663 00:25:56,533 --> 00:25:58,073 [laughter] LOOK AT THAT. 664 00:25:58,066 --> 00:26:00,196 - WHERE'S THE DOG WRANGLER? - ROXY, YEAH, GOOD GIRL! 665 00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:01,530 - OKAY, QUICK. BE READY. 666 00:26:01,533 --> 00:26:02,773 GET READY. HERE WE GO. HERE'S THE SHOT. 667 00:26:02,767 --> 00:26:05,327 - I LOVE IT. THAT'S SO GREAT. 668 00:26:05,333 --> 00:26:07,773 - IT'S THE ULTIMATE. THERE'S A BEAR IN THE HOUSE. 669 00:26:07,767 --> 00:26:09,597 - MICHELLE, COME SEE THIS. 670 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:12,330 IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. - I LOVE IT. 671 00:26:12,333 --> 00:26:14,233 SHE JUST MADE OUR SHOT. 672 00:26:14,233 --> 00:26:16,003 - PORTIA'S HERE. CAN PORTIA GET IN IT? 673 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,470 PORTIA, COME OVER HERE. - NEXT TO MOMMY. 674 00:26:18,467 --> 00:26:19,667 - COME STAND OVER HERE. 675 00:26:19,667 --> 00:26:21,927 - COME HERE. 676 00:26:21,934 --> 00:26:25,434 - YOU'RE GLAMOUR. YOU'RE GLAMOUR. 677 00:26:25,433 --> 00:26:28,573 - IT'S KIND OF SPECTACULAR, THIS, ISN'T IT? 678 00:26:28,567 --> 00:26:29,897 IT'S REALLY FUNNY. 679 00:26:29,900 --> 00:26:31,070 - SMILE, PORSHY. CHEESE! 680 00:26:31,066 --> 00:26:32,996 - MOMMY, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PHONE? 681 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,470 - LOOK AT IT. - YEAH. 682 00:26:34,467 --> 00:26:35,867 - YOU ARE VERY GLAMOROUS. 683 00:26:35,867 --> 00:26:39,297 I LOVE THIS SHOT OF YOU. 684 00:26:39,300 --> 00:26:42,630 LOOK AT YOUR HAIR. YOUR HAIR LOOKS AMAZING. 685 00:26:42,633 --> 00:26:44,373 - THAT'S COOL. - AWESOME. 686 00:26:44,367 --> 00:26:45,467 - YOU GUYS, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 687 00:26:45,467 --> 00:26:46,697 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR EVERYTHING. 688 00:26:46,700 --> 00:26:48,200 - ABSOLUTELY. THAT WAS AMAZING. 689 00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,170 - IT WAS A LOT OF FUN. - SO GOOD. 690 00:26:58,533 --> 00:26:59,533 - THIS IS CUTE. 691 00:26:59,533 --> 00:27:00,933 - OKAY, WELL, I'VE GOT 692 00:27:00,934 --> 00:27:03,704 A NICE LITTLE TABLE FOR US. 693 00:27:03,700 --> 00:27:06,000 PERFECT. 694 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,330 - I'M SO HUNGRY. 695 00:27:07,333 --> 00:27:09,503 - MAY I OFFER YOU THE WINE LIST THIS EVENING? 696 00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:10,870 WHO WANTS TO TAKE CONTROL OF THAT? 697 00:27:10,867 --> 00:27:12,397 - GIVE IT TO MAMA BEAR. 698 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:16,330 - I'LL TAKE MAMA BEAR. I LIKE THAT. OKAY. 699 00:27:16,333 --> 00:27:18,703 WHAT I REALLY WANT IS A BUCKET OF COLD WATER 700 00:27:18,700 --> 00:27:19,830 TO STICK MY FEET IN. 701 00:27:19,834 --> 00:27:21,674 THE THING IN VEGAS, 702 00:27:21,667 --> 00:27:23,597 THE WALKING IS UNBELIEVABLE, ISN'T IT? 703 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,330 EVERYTHING'S LIKE A FIVE-MILE HIKE. 704 00:27:25,333 --> 00:27:27,273 I'M GLAD TO SEE A BOX THIS SIZE. 705 00:27:27,266 --> 00:27:28,366 IT MEANS IT'S NOTHING RUDE. 706 00:27:28,367 --> 00:27:29,867 BECAUSE I DID KIND OF SAY, "COME ON--" 707 00:27:29,867 --> 00:27:31,397 - DO YOU THINK I WOULD BUY ANYTHING RUDE? 708 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,500 - NO, YOU WOULDN'T, BUT SOME OF THESE GIRLS WOULD. 709 00:27:33,500 --> 00:27:35,670 OH, THAT IS SO SWEET. - LOOK AT THIS. 710 00:27:35,667 --> 00:27:38,167 IT SAYS "PROPERTY OF JASON SABO." 711 00:27:38,166 --> 00:27:40,396 - PROPERTY OF JASON SABO. 712 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:43,370 EXCUSE ME, YOU'RE ACTUALLY THE PROPERTY OF ME. 713 00:27:43,367 --> 00:27:45,467 I CREATED YOU. - YOU'VE RELINQUISHED ME. 714 00:27:45,467 --> 00:27:46,897 - NO, I HAVEN'T. - [gasps] 715 00:27:46,900 --> 00:27:49,070 [hums sinister fanfare] 716 00:27:49,066 --> 00:27:50,766 - A DAUGHTER-- A DAUGHTER IS FOREVER. 717 00:27:50,767 --> 00:27:51,997 - THANK YOU. 718 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,500 - A DAUGHTER IS A DAUGHTER FOR LIFE. 719 00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:56,770 AND A SON IS A SON TILL HE GETS HIS WIFE. 720 00:27:56,767 --> 00:27:58,367 AW. - OH, NO. 721 00:27:58,367 --> 00:28:00,467 I WON'T GIVE HIM UP EITHER. 722 00:28:00,467 --> 00:28:03,367 - SHE'S GONNA CRY. - OH, STOP IT. I'M FINE. 723 00:28:03,367 --> 00:28:04,897 ACTUALLY, LET'S PROPOSE A TOAST. 724 00:28:04,900 --> 00:28:06,800 THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING SO MUCH 725 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,300 AND MAKING THIS REALLY MEMORABLE. 726 00:28:08,300 --> 00:28:09,800 - I WOULDN'T HAVE MISSED IT FOR THE WORLD. 727 00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:10,870 [laughter] 728 00:28:17,433 --> 00:28:19,373 [all shrieking] 729 00:28:19,367 --> 00:28:22,997 - IT'S AMAZING! - OH, MY GOD! 730 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,630 - GOT A BOWLING ALLEY! 731 00:28:24,633 --> 00:28:27,173 - OH, MY GOD! 732 00:28:27,166 --> 00:28:29,766 - HI. - I LOVE THIS. 733 00:28:29,767 --> 00:28:33,297 - YOU LOOK AMAZING. - SO DO YOU. 734 00:28:33,300 --> 00:28:34,830 - TURN AROUND. - OH. [gasps] 735 00:28:34,834 --> 00:28:37,504 ARE WE BOWLING? THAT IS HILARIOUS. 736 00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:40,330 - SHE MADE IT! - YAY! 737 00:28:40,333 --> 00:28:42,333 - BEING IN VEGAS WITH ADRIENNE IS SO COOL 738 00:28:42,333 --> 00:28:44,073 BECAUSE IT'S LIKE BEING WITH ROYALTY. 739 00:28:44,066 --> 00:28:46,226 JUST PEOPLE BEND OVER BACKWARDS, 740 00:28:46,233 --> 00:28:48,103 AND YOU JUST GET THE BEST SERVICE. 741 00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:50,730 - WHAT DO YOU-- ARE YOU GOOD WITH WHITE WINE? 742 00:28:50,734 --> 00:28:53,004 - I AM VERY GOOD WITH IT. YEAH. THANK YOU. 743 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:56,200 I DON'T REGRET NOT BEING WITH LISA AND TAYLOR. 744 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:57,630 - SO CHECK THIS OUT. 745 00:28:57,633 --> 00:29:01,933 SO IT'S 125 CARATS OF PERFECT DIAMONDS. 746 00:29:01,934 --> 00:29:05,734 AND IT UNLOCKS, AND INSIDE IS THE LOLLIPOP. 747 00:29:05,734 --> 00:29:08,604 IT'S FOR SALE FOR A MILLION DOLLARS. 748 00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:11,570 - I COULD THINK OF OTHER THINGS I'D PUT A MILLION DOLLARS INTO 749 00:29:11,567 --> 00:29:15,227 OTHER THAN A LOLLIPOP HOLDER. 750 00:29:15,233 --> 00:29:16,873 - YOU WANT TO TRY TO BOWL? CAN WE TRY? 751 00:29:16,867 --> 00:29:20,367 - GO AHEAD. KNOCK YOURSELF OUT. 752 00:29:20,367 --> 00:29:23,367 RIGHT IN THE GUTTER. - BEAUTIFUL. 753 00:29:23,367 --> 00:29:24,597 - AND WITH HEELS ON, IT'S A LITTLE... 754 00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:26,070 - YOU'RE AWESOME. - IT'S SUPER DIFFICULT. 755 00:29:26,066 --> 00:29:27,226 - OKAY, THERE IT IS. 756 00:29:27,233 --> 00:29:29,033 - I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA FALL. 757 00:29:29,033 --> 00:29:30,833 - OOH. [laughs] 758 00:29:30,834 --> 00:29:32,704 - OOH, GOD. 759 00:29:32,700 --> 00:29:34,630 I THINK I MIGHT GET A STRIKE. 760 00:29:34,633 --> 00:29:36,803 - THAT WAS GOOD. 761 00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:38,070 - DOS. - WHOO! 762 00:29:38,066 --> 00:29:39,626 - WELL, YOU KNOW, I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT 763 00:29:39,633 --> 00:29:40,973 HOW TO BE SEXY AND DO THIS 764 00:29:40,967 --> 00:29:44,097 WITH HEELS ON AT THE SAME TIME. 765 00:29:44,100 --> 00:29:46,800 - YOU'RE LIKE A PROFESSIONAL BOWLER OVER HERE, GIRL. 766 00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:48,530 - IT'S BARBIE BOWLER. - DOES IT WORK? 767 00:29:48,533 --> 00:29:52,303 - I LOVE THAT. BARBIE BOWLER. 768 00:29:52,300 --> 00:29:53,570 - OH, MY GOSH, YOU'RE SO TINY. I WANT YOUR WAIST. 769 00:29:53,567 --> 00:29:56,267 - SO ARE YOU. - GIVE IT TO ME. GIVE IT TO ME! 770 00:29:56,266 --> 00:29:58,696 - I THINK BRANDI HAS A FUTURE WITH THIS GROUP OF GIRLS. 771 00:29:58,700 --> 00:30:00,230 SHE TELLS IT LIKE IT IS, 772 00:30:00,233 --> 00:30:02,633 AND SHE MAKES NO APOLOGIES FOR WHO SHE IS. 773 00:30:02,633 --> 00:30:06,933 AND SHE'S A LOT OF FUN TO BE AROUND. 774 00:30:06,934 --> 00:30:08,504 - PERFECT. 775 00:30:08,500 --> 00:30:12,400 - NICE. [all cheer] 776 00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,670 - SHE'S HOT. 777 00:30:14,667 --> 00:30:16,767 - WHAT DO YOU THINK-- DO I LOOK SUITABLY SLUTTY 778 00:30:16,767 --> 00:30:18,397 FOR A MOTHER OF THE BRIDE? 779 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:21,070 - I THINK THEY'D LIKE YOU A LITTLE LESS CLOTHED. 780 00:30:21,066 --> 00:30:22,896 - THIS CAR WASN'T DESIGNED FOR THIS. 781 00:30:22,900 --> 00:30:26,930 OH! OKAY, OH! [laughter] 782 00:30:26,934 --> 00:30:30,334 - OKAY. OH... - VERY GOOD. 783 00:30:30,333 --> 00:30:31,403 - THAT WAS VERY ELEGANT. 784 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:35,200 OKAY, THANK YOU. - BYE. 785 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,870 - OH! SO JUST REMEMBER IT'S TAYLOR'S BIRTHDAY, OKAY? 786 00:30:37,867 --> 00:30:39,297 - THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS THE MOTHER OF THE BRIDE. 787 00:30:39,300 --> 00:30:40,400 - I DON'T THINK SO. 788 00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:41,800 I DON'T THINK THE MOTHER OF THE BRIDE, 789 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:43,130 IN THIS EQUATION, IS-- 790 00:30:43,133 --> 00:30:44,873 - DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, NOBODY'S GONNA FORGET. 791 00:30:44,867 --> 00:30:48,627 [laughter] 792 00:30:48,633 --> 00:30:51,503 - OH, NICELY PLAYED, PANDORA. 793 00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:55,330 [overlapping chatter] 794 00:30:55,333 --> 00:30:56,973 - HAVE YOU GOT ANOTHER ONE THAT SAYS 795 00:30:56,967 --> 00:30:59,567 "GOD HELP ME" ON IT? [laughter] 796 00:30:59,567 --> 00:31:02,067 WELL, IF YOU CAN'T BEAT THEM, LET'S JOIN THEM. 797 00:31:02,066 --> 00:31:04,396 - YES. - BEAUTIFUL. 798 00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:07,230 - DON'T TELL DADDY I'M UP TO NO GOOD, OKAY? 799 00:31:07,233 --> 00:31:08,873 IT'LL JUST BE OUR LITTLE SECRET. 800 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:13,397 - I'M SURE HE'LL NEVER FIND OUT. - IT'LL BE OUR LITTLE SECRET. 801 00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:14,770 - COMING UP... 802 00:31:14,767 --> 00:31:16,797 - WAS IT EMBARRASSING? YES. 803 00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:20,170 DO I WANT TO DO IT AGAIN? YES. 804 00:31:24,967 --> 00:31:27,167 - I'M GONNA GO SEE THE CHIPPENDALES 805 00:31:27,166 --> 00:31:30,166 AND SEE WHAT I'VE BEEN MISSING ALL THESE YEARS. 806 00:31:30,166 --> 00:31:31,966 - LADIES, COME RIGHT IN HERE. 807 00:31:31,967 --> 00:31:33,667 - FOR GOD SAKES, I'M TERRIFIED. 808 00:31:33,667 --> 00:31:34,797 - YOU'RE TERRIFIED? - HI. 809 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:38,000 IT'S CHIPMUNK HEAVEN. - OH, HELLO. 810 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,500 - HI. - HELLO. 811 00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:41,900 - LADIES, THESE ARE ALL THE GENTLEMEN. 812 00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:44,030 - KEN. NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU--KEN. 813 00:31:44,033 --> 00:31:45,833 OH, THAT'S OKAY, THEN. - YEAH. 814 00:31:45,834 --> 00:31:47,934 - I JUST WANTED TO ASK YOU, ARE YOU GONNA, LIKE, 815 00:31:47,934 --> 00:31:50,734 TAKE ALL THE KIT OFF, OR IS IT GONNA BE A MODEST SHOW? 816 00:31:50,734 --> 00:31:53,334 - YOU'LL SEE SOME ASS, DEFINITELY. 817 00:31:53,333 --> 00:31:55,773 BUT WE PROTECT OURSELVES WITH WHAT WE CALL A COCK SOCK. 818 00:31:55,767 --> 00:31:57,227 - A WHAT? 819 00:31:57,233 --> 00:31:59,373 YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T SEEN SOMETHING LIKE THAT IN YEARS. 820 00:31:59,367 --> 00:32:01,027 I, YOU KNOW-- 821 00:32:01,033 --> 00:32:04,233 KEN DOESN'T WEAR HIS COCK SOCK OUT. 822 00:32:04,233 --> 00:32:06,033 SO HOW LONG DID IT TAKE TO KNIT YOUR SOCKS? 823 00:32:06,033 --> 00:32:08,433 I'M GOOD AT KNITTING. [laughter] 824 00:32:08,433 --> 00:32:10,473 ALL RIGHT, GOOD LUCK. - KEEP YOUR SOCKS ON. 825 00:32:10,467 --> 00:32:12,297 [laughter] 826 00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:26,470 - THIS IS GONNA RUIN US FOR A LONG TIME. 827 00:32:26,467 --> 00:32:28,167 - OH, I THINK IT'S STARTING. 828 00:32:28,166 --> 00:32:30,126 [cheers and applause] 829 00:32:30,133 --> 00:32:32,533 [house music] 830 00:32:32,533 --> 00:32:37,933 ♪♪ ♪♪ 831 00:32:37,934 --> 00:32:42,074 [women cheering, shrieking] 832 00:32:44,166 --> 00:32:50,926 ♪♪ ♪♪ 833 00:32:50,934 --> 00:32:53,734 - EW, IT'S SWEATY! 834 00:32:53,734 --> 00:32:57,234 - ACTUALLY, THIS IS WAY MORE FUN THAN I ANTICIPATED. 835 00:32:57,233 --> 00:32:59,733 AND IF IT'S WRONG, I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT. 836 00:32:59,734 --> 00:33:05,274 ♪♪ ♪♪ 837 00:33:05,266 --> 00:33:06,696 - AAH! 838 00:33:06,700 --> 00:33:08,900 THEY JUST DID SOME KIND OF THING... 839 00:33:08,900 --> 00:33:11,970 HOLD ME. 840 00:33:11,967 --> 00:33:15,027 [women cheering, shrieking] 841 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:25,430 ♪♪ ♪♪ 842 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,030 - YOU'RE HURTING ME! 843 00:33:37,033 --> 00:33:38,503 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? CALM DOWN. 844 00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:40,430 - I'M SORRY. I'M SHOCKED! - CALM DOWN, WOMAN! 845 00:33:40,433 --> 00:33:41,603 CALM DOWN, FOR GOD'S SAKE. 846 00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:44,530 HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN A GROWN MAN NAKED? 847 00:33:44,533 --> 00:33:47,173 - MY REACTION TO THE CHIPPENDALES SHOW WAS 848 00:33:47,166 --> 00:33:50,026 HALF TERROR AND HALF THRILLED. 849 00:33:50,033 --> 00:33:51,833 [laughing] 850 00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:58,830 [dance music] 851 00:33:58,834 --> 00:34:02,274 ♪♪ ♪♪ 852 00:34:02,266 --> 00:34:04,196 - SOMETIMES IT'S JUST REALLY GREAT 853 00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:08,330 TO LET YOUR HAIR DOWN AND ENJOY BEING A WOMAN. 854 00:34:08,333 --> 00:34:13,433 ♪♪ ♪♪ 855 00:34:13,433 --> 00:34:16,403 - CAMILLE AND BRANDI GRINDING UP AGAINST EACH OTHER-- 856 00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:17,400 OH, MY GOSH. 857 00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:24,170 ♪♪ ♪♪ 858 00:34:24,166 --> 00:34:25,496 - THINGS GOT A LITTLE CRAZY. 859 00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:31,970 ♪♪ ♪♪ 860 00:34:31,967 --> 00:34:35,197 - I HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME BEING WITH THIS GROUP OF LADIES. 861 00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:38,730 I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HAVE SHOWN LISA A GREAT TIME, 862 00:34:38,734 --> 00:34:40,604 BUT...OH, WELL. 863 00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:43,230 ♪♪ ♪♪ 864 00:34:45,967 --> 00:34:49,397 - I WANT TO KNOW WHO'S READY TO PLAY WITH ME, HUH? 865 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:51,130 [all cheering] 866 00:34:51,133 --> 00:34:52,273 - YOU AND YOUR MOM. 867 00:34:52,266 --> 00:34:55,466 [laughter, shrieks] 868 00:34:55,467 --> 00:34:58,127 - OKAY! 869 00:34:58,133 --> 00:34:59,803 - CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE, 870 00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:02,330 YOU'VE GOT TEN SECONDS TO DEMONSTRATE 871 00:35:02,333 --> 00:35:04,603 ONE NASTY LAP DANCE. - OH! 872 00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:09,370 ♪♪ ♪♪ 873 00:35:09,367 --> 00:35:12,267 - PANDORA WAS GIVING IT A LITTLE WIGGLE AND EVERYTHING, 874 00:35:12,266 --> 00:35:15,796 AND I WAS KIND OF THINKING, "OKAY, I'M ALL RIGHT WITH THAT," 875 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:18,400 BUT I STILL DON'T WANT TO SEE MY DAUGHTER GYRATING 876 00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:20,170 OVER THE LAP OF A CHIPMUNK. 877 00:35:20,166 --> 00:35:24,096 ♪♪ ♪♪ 878 00:35:24,100 --> 00:35:26,230 - NOW, LISA, SHE CAN WORK IT. 879 00:35:26,233 --> 00:35:30,903 SHE WAS MOVING THAT THING IN HIS FACE. 880 00:35:32,533 --> 00:35:35,703 - I JUST HAD TO SHOW THEM THERE'S LIFE IN THE OLD DOG YET. 881 00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:40,070 ♪♪ ♪♪ 882 00:35:40,066 --> 00:35:42,626 TAYLOR WAS ACTUALLY MUCH MORE RESTRAINED THAN I WAS. 883 00:35:42,633 --> 00:35:46,073 SHE DID A LITTLE WIGGLE, AND THEN SHE SAT DOWN. 884 00:35:51,266 --> 00:35:53,866 - THANK YOU. 885 00:35:53,867 --> 00:35:56,427 - THEY ALL DID A GREAT JOB. 886 00:35:56,433 --> 00:35:57,833 WE GOTTA FIND ONE WINNER, LADIES, 887 00:35:57,834 --> 00:35:59,434 AND I NEED YOUR HELP TO DO THAT. 888 00:35:59,433 --> 00:36:01,433 IS IT GONNA BE CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE? 889 00:36:01,433 --> 00:36:02,573 [cheers and applause] 890 00:36:02,567 --> 00:36:04,797 HOW ABOUT CONTESTANT NUMBER TWO? 891 00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:07,470 [loud cheers and applause] 892 00:36:07,467 --> 00:36:09,027 OR CONTESTANT NUMBER THREE! 893 00:36:09,033 --> 00:36:11,403 [scattered cheers] 894 00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:15,470 - I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO WITH CONTESTANT NUMBER TWO! 895 00:36:15,467 --> 00:36:16,667 [cheers and applause] 896 00:36:16,667 --> 00:36:18,667 - WAS IT EMBARRASSING? YES. 897 00:36:18,667 --> 00:36:21,127 DO I WANT TO DO IT AGAIN? 898 00:36:21,133 --> 00:36:24,003 YES. [laughs] 899 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,200 - THAT WAS SO FUNNY. THAT WAS SO FUNNY. 900 00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:27,730 - I'M NO LONGER A CHIPPENDALE VIRGIN. 901 00:36:27,734 --> 00:36:29,134 - HOW DO WE GET OUT OF HERE? 902 00:36:44,734 --> 00:36:46,304 - DO YOU GUYS WANT TO GO TO EPITOME AND GET YOUR NAILS DONE? 903 00:36:46,300 --> 00:36:47,700 - YEAH. - YOU WANT TO GO OVER THERE? 904 00:36:47,700 --> 00:36:49,100 - OKAY. 905 00:36:49,100 --> 00:36:51,800 AND THEN WE'LL GO LOOK AT DRESSES FOR THE WHITE PARTY. 906 00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:54,470 COME ON, GIRLS. - ALL RIGHT. 907 00:36:54,467 --> 00:36:56,697 - HUG YOU. - OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 908 00:36:58,133 --> 00:36:59,503 - HEY, THERE. - HEY, KYLE. 909 00:36:59,500 --> 00:37:02,530 - HOW ARE YOU? - I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 910 00:37:02,533 --> 00:37:04,073 - GOOD. - YOU LOOK GORGEOUS, AS ALWAYS. 911 00:37:04,066 --> 00:37:05,566 - THANK YOU. 912 00:37:05,567 --> 00:37:09,927 SO WE'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING FOR OUR ANNUAL WHITE PARTY. 913 00:37:09,934 --> 00:37:11,504 THIS IS A VERY PRETTY VINTAGE DRESS. 914 00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:12,930 LOOK AT THAT-- IT'S $295. 915 00:37:12,934 --> 00:37:14,934 ESTELLA, THAT WOULD BE PRETTY ON YOU. WILL YOU TRY IT ON? 916 00:37:14,934 --> 00:37:17,334 I WOULD ALLOW OFF-WHITE FOR THE WHITE PARTY, 917 00:37:17,333 --> 00:37:19,333 ONLY BECAUSE YOU'RE THE MOTHER-IN-LAW. 918 00:37:19,333 --> 00:37:21,703 I THINK THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. IT'S VERY ELEGANT. 919 00:37:21,700 --> 00:37:23,030 I NEED TO START DRESSING YOU. 920 00:37:23,033 --> 00:37:25,233 [gasps] OH, MY GOSH, IT'S GORGEOUS! 921 00:37:25,233 --> 00:37:27,703 LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL AND ELEGANT THAT LOOKS, ESTELLA. 922 00:37:27,700 --> 00:37:30,300 YEAH, WE HAVE TO GET THAT. WE'LL GET THAT. 923 00:37:30,300 --> 00:37:32,330 SO YOU CAN WRAP THAT UP. I'M GONNA GO GET MY CREDIT CARD. 924 00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:34,203 - YEAH. OKAY. - MY KIDS STOLE MY CREDIT CARD. 925 00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:35,530 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 926 00:37:35,533 --> 00:37:37,533 MY GIRLS ARE NEXT DOOR GETTING THEIR NAILS DONE. 927 00:37:37,533 --> 00:37:40,203 ON MY WAY TO GO GET MY CREDIT CARD FROM ALEXIA... 928 00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:41,730 LOOK WHO I FOUND AT THE SHOE STORE. 929 00:37:41,734 --> 00:37:42,934 - I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT. 930 00:37:42,934 --> 00:37:44,274 - WHAT? - I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO HER. 931 00:37:44,266 --> 00:37:45,366 - OH, WOW. 932 00:37:45,367 --> 00:37:48,167 - HI. - WHAT A SURPRISE SEEING YOU. 933 00:37:48,166 --> 00:37:50,496 - HOW ARE YOU? - THANK YOU. 934 00:37:50,500 --> 00:37:51,730 - HERE'S A LITTLE "PREZZY" FOR YOU. 935 00:37:51,734 --> 00:37:54,104 - YOU ARE SO NICE. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 936 00:37:54,100 --> 00:37:56,600 - YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. - THANK YOU. 937 00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,430 WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING? - MOVING. 938 00:37:58,433 --> 00:38:01,033 - WHERE TO? 939 00:38:01,033 --> 00:38:02,603 - NOT FAR. - NOT FAR? 940 00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,400 GOOD, GOOD. - YEAH. 941 00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:05,470 - THIS IS YOURS, ESTELLA. 942 00:38:05,467 --> 00:38:06,897 - OKAY. SO... - THERE YOU GO. 943 00:38:06,900 --> 00:38:08,000 - WOW. 944 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,730 - DON'T LET IT DRAG ON THE FLOOR. 945 00:38:09,734 --> 00:38:12,504 - LOOK AT THIS. - I LOVE THAT. VINTAGE. 946 00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:13,970 - YOU HAVE A FEW MINUTES? 947 00:38:13,967 --> 00:38:15,127 - DO I? 948 00:38:15,133 --> 00:38:16,203 - YEAH. 949 00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:17,570 I HAVE TO GO GET MY KIDS AND RUN, 950 00:38:17,567 --> 00:38:18,867 SO I'M GONNA CHAT WITH HER AND THEN GO. 951 00:38:18,867 --> 00:38:20,497 - ALL RIGHT. - LOVE YOU. BYE. 952 00:38:20,500 --> 00:38:22,400 THANK YOU. SEE YOU LATER. BYE. 953 00:38:25,934 --> 00:38:28,534 OH, MY GOD, THAT WAY, I CAN WATCH THE KIDS PLAY ANYWAY. 954 00:38:28,533 --> 00:38:30,903 WHAT'S GOING ON? - SO... 955 00:38:30,900 --> 00:38:34,400 THIS IS A LITTLE HARDER THAN I THOUGHT--THIS MOVE. 956 00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:36,130 YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN ALONE FOR SO LONG, 957 00:38:36,133 --> 00:38:39,833 AND I THINK THE KIDS ARE-- CHAD'S COOL WITH IT. 958 00:38:39,834 --> 00:38:41,134 HE'S SO HAPPY. 959 00:38:41,133 --> 00:38:44,473 BUT BROOKE AND KIMBERLY ARE TAKING IT REALLY HARD. 960 00:38:44,467 --> 00:38:46,067 - LIKE HOW? WHAT'S HAPPENING? 961 00:38:46,066 --> 00:38:47,866 - THEY JUST-- BROOKE FEELS LIKE 962 00:38:47,867 --> 00:38:49,627 SHE DOESN'T GET ANY TIME WITH ME ANYMORE, 963 00:38:49,633 --> 00:38:51,103 AND THAT I DON'T CALL HER EVERY DAY, 964 00:38:51,100 --> 00:38:53,570 WHICH I DO, BUT SHE FEELS LIKE I DON'T. 965 00:38:53,567 --> 00:38:55,267 I THINK KIMBERLY SAID TO ME THE OTHER DAY, 966 00:38:55,266 --> 00:38:57,426 "I'M GLAD YOU CAN LIVE WITHOUT ME NOW." 967 00:38:57,433 --> 00:39:00,203 BUT I CAN'T. 968 00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:02,270 - "YOU CAN LIVE WITHOUT ME?" 969 00:39:02,266 --> 00:39:06,626 I SAID, "KIMBERLY, THIS IS NOT FOR ME TO BE WITHOUT YOU. 970 00:39:06,633 --> 00:39:11,603 THIS IS FOR US TO START A LIFE, A NEW LIFE, FOR ME, YOU KNOW?" 971 00:39:14,567 --> 00:39:15,827 THEY'VE NEVER REALLY LIKED-- 972 00:39:15,834 --> 00:39:17,604 I MEAN, THAT'S WHY I'VE NEVER REALLY DATED. 973 00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:19,800 THEY'VE NEVER REALLY LIKED ANYBODY. 974 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:23,300 - WELL, EVERYBODY WANTS THE BEST FOR YOU. 975 00:39:23,300 --> 00:39:25,030 - REALLY? - YEAH. 976 00:39:25,033 --> 00:39:29,273 - [crying] THEN WHY CAN'T EVERYBODY BE HAPPY FOR ME? 977 00:39:29,266 --> 00:39:31,626 WELL, I THINK THEY'RE JUST WONDERING 978 00:39:31,633 --> 00:39:32,903 IF YOU REALLY ARE HAPPY. 979 00:39:32,900 --> 00:39:34,170 IF THAT SITUATION-- 980 00:39:34,166 --> 00:39:37,396 - IF I SAY I'M HAPPY, THEN I'M HAPPY. 981 00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:39,500 - YOU LOOK REALLY THIN, BY THE WAY. 982 00:39:39,500 --> 00:39:41,130 - I KNOW. 983 00:39:41,133 --> 00:39:43,873 [sobbing, speaking indistinctly] 984 00:39:46,633 --> 00:39:49,503 - KIM, WHAT... 985 00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:54,170 ARE YOU NOT EATING? 986 00:39:54,166 --> 00:39:56,466 - NOT A LOT. 987 00:39:56,467 --> 00:39:57,667 - I DON'T SEE KEN 988 00:39:57,667 --> 00:40:00,597 AS BEING A POSITIVE INFLUENCE ON MY SISTER. 989 00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:04,530 - I WANT THEM TO KNOW THIS IS NOT SOMETHING I CHOSE 990 00:40:04,533 --> 00:40:08,703 TO DO WITH HIM AND LOSE THREE OF MY KIDS 991 00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:12,100 THAT I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE, AND I GAVE UP EVERYTHING-- 992 00:40:12,100 --> 00:40:14,670 AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, I PICK SOMEONE, 993 00:40:14,667 --> 00:40:16,367 AND I LOSE MY KIDS. 994 00:40:16,367 --> 00:40:17,627 FORGET IT. 995 00:40:21,967 --> 00:40:23,697 - COMING UP... 996 00:40:23,700 --> 00:40:26,330 - I'VE BEEN ALONE FOR 18 YEARS. 997 00:40:26,333 --> 00:40:31,933 - WELL, THEN DON'T DO THAT TO YOURSELF. 998 00:40:33,834 --> 00:40:35,234 - [crying] 999 00:40:35,233 --> 00:40:39,103 I WANT THEM TO KNOW THIS IS NOT SOMETHING I CHOSE 1000 00:40:39,100 --> 00:40:42,700 TO DO WITH HIM AND LOSE THREE OF MY KIDS 1001 00:40:42,700 --> 00:40:47,230 THAT I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE, AND I GAVE UP EVERYTHING-- 1002 00:40:47,233 --> 00:40:50,273 AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, I PICK SOMEONE, 1003 00:40:50,266 --> 00:40:51,426 AND I LOSE MY KIDS. 1004 00:40:51,433 --> 00:40:54,633 I NEED THEM TO BE ON BOARD WITH ME. 1005 00:40:54,633 --> 00:40:56,333 - THIS IS THE THING. 1006 00:40:56,333 --> 00:40:58,333 I FEEL LIKE SOMETIMES YOU-- 1007 00:40:58,333 --> 00:41:01,073 YOU CHOOSE PEOPLE WHO ARE LIKE THAT, 1008 00:41:01,066 --> 00:41:04,266 WHO COME IN AND WANT TO, LIKE, JUST SWOOP YOU UP. 1009 00:41:04,266 --> 00:41:06,096 THAT DOESN'T NECESSARILY MEAN YOU LOVE HIM, YOU KNOW? 1010 00:41:06,100 --> 00:41:08,070 IT'S LIKE NOT EVERY PERSON THAT'S NICE TO YOU, 1011 00:41:08,066 --> 00:41:09,696 YOU NEED TO, YOU KNOW, FALL IN LOVE WITH 1012 00:41:09,700 --> 00:41:10,830 AND HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH. 1013 00:41:10,834 --> 00:41:13,404 - HE'S THE KIND OF GUY, TOO. 1014 00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:17,000 YOU KNOW, "IT'S BEDTIME. LIGHTS OUT," YOU KNOW. 1015 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,600 AND IT'S NOT ALL MY WAY. HE'S THE BOSS. 1016 00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:23,400 - IT SEEMS TO ME LIKE KEN IS A LITTLE OBSESSED WITH MY SISTER 1017 00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:24,570 AND VERY CONTROLLING. 1018 00:41:24,567 --> 00:41:26,927 I KNOW KIM WANTS ME TO LIKE HIM, 1019 00:41:26,934 --> 00:41:29,134 BUT THIS INFORMATION ISN'T HELPING ME. 1020 00:41:29,133 --> 00:41:30,933 - THIS IS... 1021 00:41:30,934 --> 00:41:34,134 NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND. 1022 00:41:34,133 --> 00:41:36,433 - I THINK IT'S JUST A BIG ADJUSTMENT FOR EVERYONE. 1023 00:41:36,433 --> 00:41:37,703 YOU JUST SPRUNG IT ON US. 1024 00:41:37,700 --> 00:41:39,270 ALL OF A SUDDEN, YOU SAID, "LOOK HOW HAPPY I AM. 1025 00:41:39,266 --> 00:41:40,326 I'M MOVING IN." 1026 00:41:40,333 --> 00:41:42,003 I THINK MAYBE THEY FEEL THE SAME WAY. 1027 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,900 SO WE WEREN'T SURE IF YOU WERE REALLY HAPPY, 1028 00:41:43,900 --> 00:41:46,270 OR YOU WERE JUST THINKING, "THIS PERSON IS NICE TO ME, 1029 00:41:46,266 --> 00:41:47,926 AND I'M JUST GONNA GO WITH IT." 1030 00:41:47,934 --> 00:41:50,274 - I JUST REALLY WANTED TO TAKE THE TIME 1031 00:41:50,266 --> 00:41:52,626 TO WORK ON HE AND I. 1032 00:41:52,633 --> 00:41:55,473 AND I KNOW HOW THE KIDS GET, SO... 1033 00:41:55,467 --> 00:41:57,597 AND I'M USED TO GIVING THEM ALL MY TIME. 1034 00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:02,000 SO, WHEN--WHEN THEY COME, I GIVE THEM ALL THAT TIME. 1035 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,830 AND HE'D BE LIKE, "WHAT ABOUT ME?" 1036 00:42:03,834 --> 00:42:06,774 AND I'M LIKE, "IT'S MY TIME WITH MY KIDS. I'M SORRY." 1037 00:42:06,767 --> 00:42:08,527 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE USED TO. 1038 00:42:08,533 --> 00:42:11,303 - AND IT SHOULD BE LIKE THAT. - I WANT-- 1039 00:42:11,300 --> 00:42:13,200 I WANT TO LOVE SOMEBODY LIKE THIS, 1040 00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:15,400 AND I WANT THEM TO LOVE ME BACK. 1041 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:19,230 YOU'VE HAD-- I'VE BEEN ALONE FOR 18 YEARS. 1042 00:42:19,233 --> 00:42:22,073 - I KNOW. 1043 00:42:22,066 --> 00:42:23,926 I KNOW. 1044 00:42:23,934 --> 00:42:27,074 - I'M TIRED OF WALKING IN PLACES ALONE... 1045 00:42:27,066 --> 00:42:30,196 SLEEPING ALONE. 1046 00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:31,630 - WELL, THEN YOUR KIDS ARE GONNA HAVE TO STICK BY YOU 1047 00:42:31,633 --> 00:42:33,403 NO MATTER WHAT-- WE ALL WILL. 1048 00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:37,230 - MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME. 1049 00:42:37,233 --> 00:42:39,133 I'M SO UPSET. 1050 00:42:39,133 --> 00:42:41,273 - OH, STOP, STOP, STOP. 1051 00:42:41,266 --> 00:42:44,066 - [gasping] 1052 00:42:44,066 --> 00:42:47,066 - STOP. 1053 00:42:47,066 --> 00:42:49,696 KIM, DON'T DO THAT TO YOURSELF. 1054 00:42:53,433 --> 00:42:56,273 [softly] STOP. STOP. 1055 00:43:04,300 --> 00:43:06,370 SHE NEEDS TO BE WORKING ON HERSELF 1056 00:43:06,367 --> 00:43:10,297 AND NOT JUMPING INTO SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 1057 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,630 BUT IF I SAY THAT, 1058 00:43:15,633 --> 00:43:19,603 THINGS ARE NOT GONNA GO WELL. 1059 00:43:24,033 --> 00:43:26,703 - NEXT ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS... 1060 00:43:29,333 --> 00:43:31,203 - WATCH THE FINGER, LIKE, LITERALLY. 1061 00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:33,670 - NO, NO, NO. I'M NOT GONNA WATCH ANY [bleep] FINGER. 1062 00:43:33,667 --> 00:43:34,967 - WATCH THE FINGER - I WILL NOT. 1063 00:43:34,967 --> 00:43:36,327 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 1064 00:43:36,333 --> 00:43:38,303 - [mockingly] "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" 1065 00:43:38,300 --> 00:43:42,000 - RUSSELL SENT A EMAIL THREATENING TO SUE CAMILLE... 1066 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,830 - BECAUSE SHE JUST REPEATED SOMETHING THAT TAYLOR SAID? 1067 00:43:44,834 --> 00:43:46,074 OH, COME ON, THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 1068 00:43:46,066 --> 00:43:47,666 - THIS IS A REALLY BAD POSITION TO BE PUT IN. 1069 00:43:47,667 --> 00:43:48,797 - YOU JUST WALK UP TO HER AND SAY, 1070 00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:50,000 "I'M SORRY. YOU'RE NOT INVITED." 1071 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,900 - SHE'S NOT GONNA TRUST EITHER OF US AGAIN. 1072 00:43:51,900 --> 00:43:54,270 - THE IDEA THAT I HAVE TO GO OUT AND TELL MY FRIEND 1073 00:43:54,266 --> 00:43:59,226 THAT SHE CANNOT COME INTO MY PARTY FEELS TERRIBLE. 1074 00:43:59,233 --> 00:44:01,833 - WE HAVE A PROBLEM. 1075 00:44:01,834 --> 00:44:04,134 - TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES, 1076 00:44:04,133 --> 00:44:05,833 GO TO BRAVOTV.COM. 76786

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