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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,300 --> 00:00:07,030 - PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS... 2 00:00:07,033 --> 00:00:08,433 - YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND OF TAYLOR'S. 3 00:00:08,433 --> 00:00:09,503 - YES, I AM. 4 00:00:09,500 --> 00:00:10,830 AND NOW I'M A GOOD FRIEND OF YOURS. 5 00:00:10,834 --> 00:00:13,704 CHEERS. - ALL RIGHT. 6 00:00:13,700 --> 00:00:16,600 - I JUST WANT TO SAY... 7 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:18,430 I LOVE YOU. 8 00:00:18,433 --> 00:00:20,903 - I THOUGHT SHE WAS INTOXICATED WITH SOMETHING. 9 00:00:24,834 --> 00:00:26,974 - OKAY, I'M LOVING THE SUNGLASSES. 10 00:00:26,967 --> 00:00:29,397 - DID YOU KNOW? 25,000. 11 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:31,630 - INSANE. - THAT'S RIGHT. 12 00:00:31,633 --> 00:00:33,773 - MY EX-HUSBAND GOT REMARRIED ON FRIDAY, WHICH WAS... 13 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:36,527 - SORRY. MINE GOT MARRIED A MONTH AND A HALF AGO. 14 00:00:36,533 --> 00:00:37,903 - SHE'S LIKE THE A-LIST VERSION 15 00:00:37,900 --> 00:00:38,930 OF WHAT I WENT THROUGH, 16 00:00:38,934 --> 00:00:40,474 WHICH IS, LIKE, THE D-LIST VERSION. 17 00:00:40,467 --> 00:00:42,027 SO I GET THAT FEELING THAT YOU GUYS THINK 18 00:00:42,033 --> 00:00:43,633 I'M, LIKE, A SUPER SLUT, BUT I'M REALLY NOT. 19 00:00:43,633 --> 00:00:45,033 - NO. - I DO NOW. 20 00:00:45,033 --> 00:00:48,703 NOW THAT YOU SAID THAT. 21 00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:50,830 - LIFE IN BEVERLY HILLS IS A GAME, 22 00:00:50,834 --> 00:00:54,834 AND I MAKE THE RULES. 23 00:00:54,834 --> 00:00:56,904 - I'M NOT THE RICHEST GIRL IN BEVERLY HILLS, 24 00:00:56,900 --> 00:01:00,170 BUT I AM THE LUCKIEST. 25 00:01:00,166 --> 00:01:01,896 - PEOPLE TRY TO FIGURE ME OUT, 26 00:01:01,900 --> 00:01:03,830 BUT I'M ONE OF A KIND. 27 00:01:05,934 --> 00:01:07,804 - I FINALLY FOUND MY VOICE, 28 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:10,200 AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT. 29 00:01:11,467 --> 00:01:12,997 - HAVING IT ALL IS EASY 30 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:16,430 IF YOU'RE WILLING TO WORK FOR IT. 31 00:01:16,433 --> 00:01:18,903 - DIAMONDS AREN'T A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND. 32 00:01:18,900 --> 00:01:21,970 FREEDOM IS. 33 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:37,630 - OKAY, PUT THIS LIKE THIS HERE. 34 00:01:37,633 --> 00:01:38,633 DO EXACTLY THE SAME AS ME. 35 00:01:38,633 --> 00:01:40,003 LIKE THIS. HUH? 36 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,170 - [speaks indistinctly] 37 00:01:41,166 --> 00:01:42,496 - YEAH, NO, NO, I'M GONNA SHOW YOU. 38 00:01:42,500 --> 00:01:43,500 'CAUSE I'M GONNA GO, OKAY? 39 00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:45,330 LIKE THIS. OKAY, SO DO THIS. 40 00:01:45,333 --> 00:01:47,103 WHERE'S THE LITTLE, ROUND SPOON? 41 00:01:47,100 --> 00:01:48,100 HEY. 42 00:01:48,100 --> 00:01:49,770 OH, BUKI. 43 00:01:49,767 --> 00:01:52,567 BUKI HASN'T GOT A CLUE WHAT'S GOING ON ANYMORE. 44 00:01:52,567 --> 00:01:53,727 CUP OF TEA? 45 00:01:53,734 --> 00:01:56,004 - A BIT LIKE ME. I'LL DO IT. 46 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,930 AS YOU'RE BUSY COOKING. 47 00:01:57,934 --> 00:02:00,434 LEAST I CAN DO. 48 00:02:00,433 --> 00:02:03,673 - I WONDER HOW THE KIDS' TRIP WENT. 49 00:02:03,667 --> 00:02:05,927 - WHEN DO THEY GET BACK? TONIGHT? 50 00:02:05,934 --> 00:02:09,634 - PANDORA AND JASON HAVE JUST COME BACK FROM NEW YORK CITY, 51 00:02:09,633 --> 00:02:11,233 AND JASON'S PARENTS ARE HERE. 52 00:02:11,233 --> 00:02:12,803 THEY'RE LEAVING TOWN SOON. 53 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,530 SO I'M JUST PREPARING DINNER FOR TOMORROW NIGHT. 54 00:02:15,533 --> 00:02:18,203 POTATO SALAD WITH SCALLIONS. 55 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:19,300 - LOVE THAT. 56 00:02:19,300 --> 00:02:20,970 - TURKEY BACON. 57 00:02:20,967 --> 00:02:25,667 IT'S GONNA BE FANTASTIC. 58 00:02:25,667 --> 00:02:27,197 WHAT, DARLING? 59 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:29,270 - I'VE COME OVER FOR A TASTE. 60 00:02:29,266 --> 00:02:30,426 - NO, I HAVEN'T FINISHED YET. ONE SECOND. 61 00:02:30,433 --> 00:02:33,303 DO YOUR JOB. YOUR ONLY JOB. 62 00:02:33,300 --> 00:02:34,570 OPEN THE WINE. 63 00:02:34,567 --> 00:02:36,097 AND DON'T PUT THAT DIRTY THING ON MY... 64 00:02:36,100 --> 00:02:38,930 GO... OVER THERE. 65 00:02:38,934 --> 00:02:41,074 SO GOOD. 66 00:02:41,066 --> 00:02:42,066 OKAY, I THINK WE'RE DONE. 67 00:02:42,066 --> 00:02:43,196 - CAN I HAVE MY TASTE NOW? 68 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:46,370 - MM-HMM. MM. MM. 69 00:02:46,367 --> 00:02:50,027 YOU ARE GONNA LOVE THIS. 70 00:02:50,033 --> 00:02:53,503 MM. 71 00:02:53,500 --> 00:02:55,170 - YOU'RE SO NICE. 72 00:02:55,166 --> 00:02:57,196 - TOMORROW NIGHT'S REALLY SPECIAL FOR ME. 73 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:59,030 I'M GONNA BE SURROUNDED BY THE PEOPLE I LOVE-- 74 00:02:59,033 --> 00:03:00,703 PANDORA, JASON, 75 00:03:00,700 --> 00:03:04,970 AND, HOPEFULLY, IF I CAN TIE MY SON DOWN, MAX. 76 00:03:04,967 --> 00:03:06,627 - UM, YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S ON THE PHONE. 77 00:03:06,633 --> 00:03:09,333 - MAX, DON'T COME INTO THE HOUSE AND NOT SAY HELLO TO ME. 78 00:03:09,333 --> 00:03:10,333 AND THEN YOU DISAPPEAR. 79 00:03:10,333 --> 00:03:11,403 - SAY HELLO WHEN YOU WALK IN. 80 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,700 - WHEN YOU WALK IN, SAY HELLO TO ME. 81 00:03:13,700 --> 00:03:14,830 - IT'S ALL RIGHT. 82 00:03:14,834 --> 00:03:17,034 UH, COOL-- I'M, UH, BUSY RIGHT NOW. 83 00:03:17,033 --> 00:03:18,333 I'M GONNA HAVE DINNER WITH MY PARENTS TONIGHT, 84 00:03:18,333 --> 00:03:19,503 SO I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW. 85 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:22,270 - WELL, DON'T SOUND SO HAPPY ABOUT IT. 86 00:03:22,266 --> 00:03:23,996 - ALL RIGHT. BYE. 87 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,470 LOVE YOU TOO. 88 00:03:25,467 --> 00:03:27,927 - WHAT WAS THAT? "I LOVE YOU TOO"? 89 00:03:27,934 --> 00:03:29,034 - KISS YOUR MOTHER. 90 00:03:29,033 --> 00:03:30,433 - DID YOU SAY, "I LOVE YOU TOO"? 91 00:03:30,433 --> 00:03:32,303 DID YOU SAY, "I LOVE YOU TOO?" 92 00:03:32,300 --> 00:03:34,830 - IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S GETTING SERIOUS WITH MELISSA. 93 00:03:34,834 --> 00:03:36,334 I MEAN, ALL THIS. COME ON. 94 00:03:36,333 --> 00:03:37,873 - I'VE NEVER HEARD YOU SAY THAT BEFORE, 95 00:03:37,867 --> 00:03:40,367 "I LOVE YOU TOO," TO A WOMAN, GIRL. 96 00:03:40,367 --> 00:03:42,697 - WHAT, HAVE YOU HEARD HIM SAY IT TO A GUY? 97 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:44,900 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 98 00:03:44,900 --> 00:03:47,270 WELL, THE ONLY TIME I'VE EVER HEARD MAX SAY "I LOVE YOU" 99 00:03:47,266 --> 00:03:48,526 IS TO ME, OBVIOUSLY, 100 00:03:48,533 --> 00:03:50,373 SO I'M GONNA HAVE TO SEE WHO THIS GIRL IS 101 00:03:50,367 --> 00:03:52,997 THAT'S STEPPING ON MY PATCH. 102 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,800 "I LOVE YOU." 103 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:56,530 HE SAID "I LOVE YOU" TO THAT GIRL. 104 00:03:56,533 --> 00:03:58,833 - HE SAID, "I LOVE YOU TOO." 105 00:04:19,667 --> 00:04:20,827 - HELLO! 106 00:04:20,834 --> 00:04:21,834 - HEY. 107 00:04:21,834 --> 00:04:22,834 - HOW ARE YOU DARLING? 108 00:04:22,834 --> 00:04:24,434 - GOOD. 109 00:04:24,433 --> 00:04:25,673 - GOOD TO SEE YOU. 110 00:04:25,667 --> 00:04:27,427 YOU'RE SO SWEET TO COME HELP ME MAKE COOKIES. 111 00:04:27,433 --> 00:04:30,203 - WELL, ANY EXCUSE TO PRETEND LIKE I'M GOOD AT SOMETHING. 112 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:31,670 - DID YOU BRING YOUR APRON? 113 00:04:31,667 --> 00:04:33,427 - YEAH, I BROUGHT THE APRON. 114 00:04:33,433 --> 00:04:34,403 CHECK THIS OUT. 115 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:35,630 - OH. - IT'S AWESOME. 116 00:04:35,633 --> 00:04:37,233 - NOW DO YOU COOK-- THAT'S WHAT YOU COOK IN? 117 00:04:37,233 --> 00:04:38,233 - I NEVER COOK, YOU KNOW. 118 00:04:38,233 --> 00:04:39,633 - I--I KNOW THAT. 119 00:04:39,633 --> 00:04:41,633 THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE THE APRON CAME FROM. 120 00:04:41,633 --> 00:04:44,233 DANA IS ONE OF MY FRIENDS, AND I JUST ADORE HER, 121 00:04:44,233 --> 00:04:45,573 BECAUSE SHE'S OUTSPOKEN, 122 00:04:45,567 --> 00:04:47,927 SHE DOESN'T TAKE ANY [bleep] OFF ANYONE. 123 00:04:47,934 --> 00:04:49,104 SHE'S ALL THE THINGS I'M NOT, 124 00:04:49,100 --> 00:04:51,700 WHICH I REALLY LIKE TO FIND IN MY FRIENDS. 125 00:04:51,700 --> 00:04:53,670 SO WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING? 126 00:04:53,667 --> 00:04:58,067 - WELL, UM, STILL TRYING TO GET OVER THE BARBECUE. 127 00:04:58,066 --> 00:04:59,166 - OH, MY GOSH. 128 00:04:59,166 --> 00:05:01,026 WAS THAT JUST CRAZY OR WHAT? 129 00:05:01,033 --> 00:05:02,603 - AND, YOU KNOW, IT'S INTERESTING, 130 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:04,500 BECAUSE BRANDI WAS IN A REALLY WEIRD MOOD. 131 00:05:04,500 --> 00:05:06,300 I--I DON'T KNOW. 132 00:05:06,300 --> 00:05:07,330 I MEAN, I--I'VE BEEN... 133 00:05:07,333 --> 00:05:08,573 - DID YOU KNOW I HAVE ONE OF THESE, 134 00:05:08,567 --> 00:05:10,327 AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT DID? 135 00:05:10,333 --> 00:05:11,333 IS THAT A MICROWAVE? 136 00:05:11,333 --> 00:05:12,433 - IT'S CALLED A MICROWAVE. 137 00:05:12,433 --> 00:05:13,533 - NO, IT'S A DIFFERENT THING. 138 00:05:13,533 --> 00:05:15,673 - YEAH, NO, THIS IS JUST A MICROWAVE. 139 00:05:15,667 --> 00:05:17,467 - ANYWAY, BUT IT WAS REALLY BEAUTIFUL, 140 00:05:17,467 --> 00:05:19,427 AND I WAS LIKE, "WOW," AND IT WAS PRETTY COOL. 141 00:05:19,433 --> 00:05:21,573 AND THEN BRANDI, I DON'T KNOW, 142 00:05:21,567 --> 00:05:22,797 LIKE, ALL THIS TALK, 143 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,970 AND IT JUST TURNS INTO, YOU KNOW, 144 00:05:24,967 --> 00:05:27,197 THE C-O-C-K WORD. 145 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:28,530 IT'S A KID PARTY, RIGHT? 146 00:05:28,533 --> 00:05:29,733 YOU'RE LIKE, "UM..." 147 00:05:29,734 --> 00:05:31,234 - YEAH, I HADN'T SEEN THAT SIDE OF HER, 148 00:05:31,233 --> 00:05:33,833 AND I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW, I COULD REALLY EMPATHIZE WITH HER 149 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:36,974 WITH WHAT SHE WAS GOING THROUGH WITH HER MARRIAGE, AND... 150 00:05:36,967 --> 00:05:39,167 BUT THEN YET SHE KIND OF THREW ME OFF A LITTLE YESTERDAY, 151 00:05:39,166 --> 00:05:41,796 BUT MAYBE I'M NOT READY TO THROW IN THE TOWEL ON HER COMPLETELY. 152 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,000 I DON'T KNOW. 153 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,970 DO YOU THINK BETTY CROCKER HAD GOOD BICEPS? 154 00:05:44,967 --> 00:05:48,327 BECAUSE THIS STUFF IS SO HARD TO STIR. 155 00:05:48,333 --> 00:05:52,073 ANYWAY, SO WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT OUR GAME NIGHT SITUATION? 156 00:05:52,066 --> 00:05:53,826 ARE YOU UP FOR IT? 157 00:05:53,834 --> 00:05:56,074 - OF COURSE I'M TOTALLY UP FOR IT. 158 00:05:56,066 --> 00:05:57,866 - I KNOW WE WERE PLANNING ON DOING IT HERE, 159 00:05:57,867 --> 00:05:59,097 BUT I APPRECIATE THE FACT 160 00:05:59,100 --> 00:06:00,800 THAT YOU'D BE WILLING TO DO IT AT YOUR HOUSE. 161 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:02,930 JUST--THINGS ARE JUST SO HEAVY IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW. 162 00:06:02,934 --> 00:06:05,504 I COULD USE A TIME WHERE I'M JUST A GUEST, 163 00:06:05,500 --> 00:06:07,170 YOU KNOW, WHERE I'M NOT INVOLVED IN THE... 164 00:06:07,166 --> 00:06:09,296 - RIGHT. - PLANNING AND HANGING. 165 00:06:09,300 --> 00:06:11,530 - WELL, GOOD, BECAUSE I'M EXCITED ABOUT IT. 166 00:06:11,533 --> 00:06:13,503 - OH, GOOD. OKAY, SO WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND? 167 00:06:13,500 --> 00:06:15,830 DANA IS AN INCREDIBLE EVENT PLANNER. 168 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:17,534 SHE HAS A LOT OF HISTORY IN PLANNING PARTIES 169 00:06:17,533 --> 00:06:19,233 FOR THINGS LIKE THE GRAMMYS, 170 00:06:19,233 --> 00:06:21,533 AND, UM, JUST BIG EVENTS AROUND TOWN. 171 00:06:21,533 --> 00:06:25,533 - I WAS THINKING WE'D DO JUST SORT OF DESSERTS AND ALCOHOL. 172 00:06:25,533 --> 00:06:28,133 AND I'LL DO SOME OVER-THE-TOP GAMING DECOR. 173 00:06:28,133 --> 00:06:29,373 - OKAY, THAT'S CUTE. 174 00:06:29,367 --> 00:06:32,997 - OR MAYBE DO SOME, UM, GAME PIECES ON THE FLOOR. 175 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,970 - THAT'S CUTE. YEAH. 176 00:06:34,967 --> 00:06:36,197 YOU'LL COME UP WITH SOMETHING GOOD. 177 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:37,430 - AND, LIKE, DICE WITH FLOWERS. 178 00:06:37,433 --> 00:06:38,873 I'M ACTUALLY GONNA-- 179 00:06:38,867 --> 00:06:40,967 I'M GONNA PROBABLY USE ONE OF MY VENDORS TO HELP ME, 180 00:06:40,967 --> 00:06:42,627 'CAUSE I'M, LIKE-- I'VE GOT A LOT GOING ON. 181 00:06:42,633 --> 00:06:45,503 FOR THIS GAME NIGHT, I'M GOING ALL OUT. 182 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:46,670 IT'S GONNA BE SO FUN. 183 00:06:46,667 --> 00:06:47,927 WELL, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME. 184 00:06:47,934 --> 00:06:48,934 I'M EXCITED. 185 00:06:48,934 --> 00:06:51,174 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. I LOVE YOU. 186 00:06:51,166 --> 00:06:52,466 I JUST WANTED TO, YOU KNOW, 187 00:06:52,467 --> 00:06:54,397 MAKE SURE YOU WERE COOL WITH EVERYTHING I'M DOING 188 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:55,570 WITH THE GAME NIGHT. 189 00:06:55,567 --> 00:06:56,997 - YEAH, IT SOUNDS LIKE IT'S GONNA BE FUN. 190 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,470 I WILL BRING, UM, I DON'T KNOW. COOKIES? 191 00:06:58,467 --> 00:07:00,127 - [laughs] NO, WE'LL HAVE PLENTY. 192 00:07:00,133 --> 00:07:02,933 THANKS. [laughter] 193 00:07:14,133 --> 00:07:15,273 - HELLO. 194 00:07:15,266 --> 00:07:16,566 - HOW'S EVERYTHING? - VERY WELL. 195 00:07:16,567 --> 00:07:18,197 - GOOD. - THANK YOU. 196 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:19,870 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 197 00:07:19,867 --> 00:07:21,727 - SHALL I START YOU WITH A GLASS OF WINE? 198 00:07:21,734 --> 00:07:23,674 - YOU KNOW, I MIGHT HAVE A GLASS OF CHARDONNAY. 199 00:07:23,667 --> 00:07:27,197 - BEAUTIFUL. - I WILL TOO. 200 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:28,570 HOW IS EVERYTHING? 201 00:07:28,567 --> 00:07:29,997 - [sighs] BUSY. 202 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,400 - ARE YOU BUSY? 203 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:33,830 I KNOW. I'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH THE SAME STUFF. 204 00:07:33,834 --> 00:07:36,334 RIGHT NOW I'M JUST MOVING INTO MY HOUSE, AND... 205 00:07:36,333 --> 00:07:38,233 - HOW--OH, MY GOSH. 206 00:07:38,233 --> 00:07:39,433 WHEN ARE WE GONNA COME OVER? 207 00:07:39,433 --> 00:07:41,103 - AS SOON AS I HAVE A DINING TABLE. 208 00:07:41,100 --> 00:07:42,100 - OH... 209 00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:43,400 - I'M HAVING IT MADE, 210 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:45,270 BECAUSE I COULDN'T FIND ONE THAT I LIKED. 211 00:07:45,266 --> 00:07:46,426 SO... 212 00:07:46,433 --> 00:07:47,803 I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO SEE THE INSIDE. 213 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:49,170 - LET'S CHEERS. 214 00:07:49,166 --> 00:07:52,896 - CHEERS. 215 00:07:52,900 --> 00:07:54,430 - WELL, WHAT'D YOU THINK OF BRANDI? 216 00:07:54,433 --> 00:07:56,073 - WHAT DID I THINK OF BRANDI? 217 00:07:56,066 --> 00:07:58,326 WELL, SHE'S ENTERTAINING. 218 00:07:58,333 --> 00:08:01,273 I MEAN... 219 00:08:01,266 --> 00:08:02,496 - YOU'RE NOT A BIG FAN. 220 00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:04,970 - I CAN JUST TELL SHE'S NOT A GIRLS' GIRL, 221 00:08:04,967 --> 00:08:07,197 AND, YOU KNOW, AND JUST, LIKE, THE WORDS SHE CHOOSES TO USE 222 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:10,270 ARE JUST, LIKE, WORDS THAT I FIND TO BE TACKY. 223 00:08:10,266 --> 00:08:12,026 SHE SAID, "I KNOW YOU ALL THINK I'M A SLUT. 224 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:13,833 I CAN TELL BY-- YOU'RE ROLLING YOUR EYES." 225 00:08:13,834 --> 00:08:15,934 AND I'M THINKING, "WELL, I WASN'T ROLLING MY EYES," 226 00:08:15,934 --> 00:08:17,374 BUT I CAN'T EXACTLY HIDE 227 00:08:17,367 --> 00:08:19,127 WHEN I'M THINKING SOMETHING ABOUT SOMEBODY, 228 00:08:19,133 --> 00:08:20,573 SO I WAS MAYBE LIKE... 229 00:08:20,567 --> 00:08:22,467 - WELL, THAT'S OKAY. YOU'RE VERY STRAIGHTFORWARD. 230 00:08:22,467 --> 00:08:23,727 YEAH. I THINK SHE SPEAKS, 231 00:08:23,734 --> 00:08:26,574 AND THEN SHE REALIZES WHAT SHE HAS SAID, AND... 232 00:08:26,567 --> 00:08:27,567 - YOU THINK SHE REALIZES? 233 00:08:27,567 --> 00:08:29,667 - I WOULD HOPE SO, BUT... 234 00:08:29,667 --> 00:08:30,997 BRANDI REALLY IS A SWEET GIRL. 235 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,800 SHE JUST ABSOLUTELY HAS NO FILTER. 236 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:36,100 SO, YOU KNOW, BUT, AGAIN, 237 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:37,770 YOU COULD SEE THAT AS BEING VERY REAL. 238 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:38,927 - I KNOW I ONLY HAVE DAUGHTERS, 239 00:08:38,934 --> 00:08:40,974 SO I'M NOT A BOY MOM. I KNOW THAT. 240 00:08:40,967 --> 00:08:43,927 CAN WE JUST PLEASE TALK ABOUT HER SON 241 00:08:43,934 --> 00:08:45,234 PEEING ON THE GRASS? 242 00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:46,973 - UH-OH. 243 00:08:46,967 --> 00:08:49,097 NO, JAKEY! JAKEY! 244 00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:51,370 [laughter] 245 00:08:51,367 --> 00:08:52,667 - HE'S FOUR, AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN, 246 00:08:52,667 --> 00:08:53,927 LIKE, CORRECT HIM. 247 00:08:53,934 --> 00:08:55,574 - I MEAN, BOYS WILL DO THAT. 248 00:08:55,567 --> 00:08:57,927 - OR APOLOGIZE TO YOU, OR TO THE LITTLE BOY, 249 00:08:57,934 --> 00:09:00,604 SAY, "EXCUSE ME, YOU DON'T WHIP OUT YOUR PENIS AT A PARTY 250 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:01,830 AND PEE ON SOMEONE'S GRASS." 251 00:09:01,834 --> 00:09:04,134 - YOU KNOW, HE'S FOUR YEARS OLD, SO... 252 00:09:04,133 --> 00:09:05,473 - YEAH. - [bleep] HAPPENS, BUT... 253 00:09:05,467 --> 00:09:07,067 - SHE'S ALL RIGHT. SHE'S... 254 00:09:07,066 --> 00:09:10,196 - YEAH. I'LL HAVE TO GIVE IT SOME TIME. 255 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:11,200 - BURRATA? 256 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:15,230 - HERE. THANK YOU. 257 00:09:15,233 --> 00:09:16,233 - AND HERE'S THE [indistinct]... 258 00:09:16,233 --> 00:09:18,603 - THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 259 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:20,930 - SO YOU GUYS WERE IN SACRAMENTO. 260 00:09:20,934 --> 00:09:23,074 - YEAH. KIM WENT WITH US. 261 00:09:23,066 --> 00:09:24,226 I DON'T KNOW IF SHE TOLD YOU, 262 00:09:24,233 --> 00:09:25,473 BUT SHE WENT WITH US TO THE GAME. 263 00:09:25,467 --> 00:09:27,167 - SHE TOLD ME. 264 00:09:27,166 --> 00:09:28,466 - WE HAD A GOOD TIME. 265 00:09:28,467 --> 00:09:32,397 UM, I WAS A LITTLE WORRIED, BECAUSE... 266 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:34,100 WE WERE SUPPOSED TO LEAVE AT A CERTAIN TIME, 267 00:09:34,100 --> 00:09:36,300 AND I WAS WAITING FOR KIM, 268 00:09:36,300 --> 00:09:38,200 AND SHE CALLED AND SHE SAID, UH, 269 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:40,970 "THE ELECTRICITY WENT OUT IN OUR HOUSE," 270 00:09:40,967 --> 00:09:45,127 AND, UM, SO SHE COULDN'T SEE TO GET READY. 271 00:09:45,133 --> 00:09:46,833 - I'M LEAVING HERE IN, LIKE, TEN MINUTES. 272 00:09:46,834 --> 00:09:47,834 I'M SO SORRY. 273 00:09:47,834 --> 00:09:48,834 - KIM, IT'S OKAY, HONEY. 274 00:09:48,834 --> 00:09:50,334 - ...IT'S A NICE AIRPORT, 275 00:09:50,333 --> 00:09:53,273 AND--AND I LOVE THE PLANES OVER THERE, 276 00:09:53,266 --> 00:09:54,726 SO, YOU KNOW, BUT STILL... 277 00:09:54,734 --> 00:09:58,404 - SHE SOUNDED LIKE SHE WAS INTOXICATED. 278 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:01,570 - AND SO PAUL KIND OF GOT ANNOYED, 279 00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:04,197 AND HE SAID, "AND IT SOUNDS TO ME LIKE, UM, 280 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:08,300 SHE MIGHT BE WASTED." 281 00:10:08,300 --> 00:10:09,700 I--I DON'T KNOW. 282 00:10:09,700 --> 00:10:11,100 - YOU MEAN JUST FROM HER VOICE ON THE PHONE? 283 00:10:11,100 --> 00:10:12,370 MAYBE SHE WAS TIRED? 284 00:10:12,367 --> 00:10:14,867 - THE WAY SHE SOUNDED, BECAUSE PAUL HEARD IT TOO. 285 00:10:14,867 --> 00:10:16,597 I DON'T KNOW. 286 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:18,100 - KIM DOESN'T LET ME KNOW 287 00:10:18,100 --> 00:10:19,870 EVERYTHING THAT GOES ON IN HER LIFE. 288 00:10:19,867 --> 00:10:22,627 I REALLY NEVER KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GET. 289 00:10:22,633 --> 00:10:25,233 WELL, WHEN YOU SAW HER, EVERYTHING WAS OKAY? 290 00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:26,373 - IT WAS ODD. 291 00:10:26,367 --> 00:10:28,597 SOMETIMES KIM IS HARD TO UNDERSTAND, 292 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:30,400 BECAUSE SHE KIND OF RAMBLES. 293 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:32,800 - THAT'S--SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THAT SINCE SHE WAS LITTLE. 294 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,870 - SHE TALKS A LOT. - THAT'S REALLY WHO SHE IS. 295 00:10:34,867 --> 00:10:37,167 WHICH DOESN'T ALWAYS GO OVER THAT WELL WITH ME. 296 00:10:37,166 --> 00:10:38,166 - WELL, YOU'RE HER SISTER. 297 00:10:38,166 --> 00:10:39,726 - BECAUSE IT MAKES ME NERVOUS. 298 00:10:39,734 --> 00:10:41,404 I GET SO STRESSED, BECAUSE IT'S MY SISTER. 299 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:43,000 I TAKE THAT ON. 300 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,270 I DO. LIKE YESTERDAY I WAS EMBARRASSED 301 00:10:45,266 --> 00:10:47,666 THAT SHE DIDN'T SHOW UP AT THE BARBECUE. 302 00:10:47,667 --> 00:10:49,427 - IT'S OKAY, YOU KNOW. 303 00:10:49,433 --> 00:10:51,333 - IT'S MY--I'M NOT HER MOM, YOU KNOW? 304 00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:53,533 BUT I--I FEEL, LIKE, RESPONSIBLE. 305 00:10:53,533 --> 00:10:56,203 AND SOMETIMES MY WORRYING COMES OFF AS... 306 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:59,230 - BEING OVERLY-- - BEARING, TOO STRONG. 307 00:10:59,233 --> 00:11:00,733 - ALMOST LIKE A HELICOPTER MOM, 308 00:11:00,734 --> 00:11:03,534 ONLY, LIKE, YOU'RE A HELICOPTER SISTER. 309 00:11:03,533 --> 00:11:05,973 ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT YOU BOTH CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER 310 00:11:05,967 --> 00:11:09,997 AND LOVE EACH OTHER, AND THAT'S OBVIOUS. 311 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,030 - YEP. 312 00:11:12,033 --> 00:11:13,103 COMING UP... 313 00:11:13,100 --> 00:11:15,430 I.Q. TEST UP NEXT. YOU FIRST. 314 00:11:15,433 --> 00:11:16,603 - BRING IT, BITCH. 315 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:18,930 - ARE YOU CALLING ME A BITCH? 316 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,803 [laughter] 317 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:43,500 - HI, HONEY. - HI, MAMA. 318 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:44,530 - HOW ARE YA? - HOW ARE YA? 319 00:11:44,533 --> 00:11:46,233 - I'M PRETTY GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 320 00:11:46,233 --> 00:11:47,503 - UM, MY USUAL. 321 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:48,970 CRAZED, BUSY. 322 00:11:48,967 --> 00:11:50,427 - IT'S GOOD, THOUGH. 323 00:11:50,433 --> 00:11:51,433 - JUGGLING. 324 00:11:51,433 --> 00:11:54,103 I JUST ORDERED US, UH, CAPPUCCINO, 325 00:11:54,100 --> 00:11:55,170 AND A COUPLE OF MILKSHAKES. 326 00:11:55,166 --> 00:11:56,266 - OH, GOOD. YAY. 327 00:11:56,266 --> 00:11:57,796 - JUST I THOUGHT WE'D CELEBRATE, SO... 328 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:58,800 - I KNOW, I NEED SOMETHING. 329 00:11:58,800 --> 00:11:59,900 - I DON'T KNOW. YEAH. 330 00:11:59,900 --> 00:12:01,130 WHAT'D YOU THINK OF THE BARBECUE? 331 00:12:01,133 --> 00:12:02,133 - IT WAS GOOD. 332 00:12:02,133 --> 00:12:03,433 I MEAN, I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD WAY 333 00:12:03,433 --> 00:12:04,573 TO JUST GET EVERYONE TOGETHER, 334 00:12:04,567 --> 00:12:05,727 AND I WAS REALLY NERVOUS 335 00:12:05,734 --> 00:12:08,004 ABOUT GOING OVER THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE. 336 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,130 - WELL, IT'S ALWAYS NERVOUS 337 00:12:09,133 --> 00:12:10,533 WHEN YOU'RE WITH A BUNCH OF NEW GIRLS. 338 00:12:10,533 --> 00:12:11,703 - YEAH. 339 00:12:11,700 --> 00:12:13,230 - THAT YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW THAT WELL. 340 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,373 - AFTER ADRIENNE'S BARBECUE, 341 00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:15,627 I FELT THE OTHER WOMEN 342 00:12:15,633 --> 00:12:18,433 WERE REALLY MAKING JUDGMENTS ON MY PARENTING SKILLS. 343 00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:20,803 I WAS JUST BEING MYSELF FOR THE MOST PART. 344 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:23,600 I DO THINK THAT THE JOKE I MADE TO DANA 345 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:25,670 WAS, YOU KNOW, INAPPROPRIATE. 346 00:12:25,667 --> 00:12:27,627 - HE JUST GOES AWAY FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIME. 347 00:12:27,633 --> 00:12:29,833 I'M NOT REALLY SURE WHAT HE'S DOING, HONESTLY. 348 00:12:29,834 --> 00:12:33,674 - BASICALLY HE HAS GIRLS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY. 349 00:12:33,667 --> 00:12:36,727 IT WAS A JOKE, AND IT WAS A BAD JOKE. 350 00:12:36,734 --> 00:12:38,604 - IF YOU DON'T HAVE THICK SKIN, 351 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:40,500 HONEY, YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT. 352 00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:42,400 - YEAH, BUT NO ONE MESSES WITH YOU. 353 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:43,400 - HUH? - YOU'RE LUCKY. 354 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:44,770 NO ONE MESSES WITH YOU. 355 00:12:44,767 --> 00:12:47,227 - OH, THEY DO. I JUST DON'T SWEAT THE SMALL STUFF. 356 00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:48,803 YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER, IN LIFE, 357 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:51,800 PEOPLE BECOME VERY ENVIOUS SOMETIMES, 358 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:54,430 AND THEY'RE THE ONES THAT ACTUALLY LOOK VERY INSECURE. 359 00:12:54,433 --> 00:12:56,133 - YEAH, I GUESS IT'S TRUE. IT'S JUST... 360 00:12:56,133 --> 00:12:57,573 - AND IT'S NOT ALWAYS EASY. 361 00:12:57,567 --> 00:12:58,927 - YEAH. - IT REALLY ISN'T. 362 00:12:58,934 --> 00:13:01,574 - I'M--I'M SUPER EMOTION-- 363 00:13:01,567 --> 00:13:02,897 ESPECIALLY WITH THE KIDS. 364 00:13:02,900 --> 00:13:04,230 - YEAH. - I LOSE IT. 365 00:13:04,233 --> 00:13:05,903 JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE-- 366 00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:07,500 THAT'S--THAT'S ALL I HAVE, YOU KNOW? 367 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:08,600 - RIGHT. IT'S YOUR LIFE. 368 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:09,730 - SO, YEAH. - YEAH. 369 00:13:09,734 --> 00:13:11,174 ESPECIALLY GOING THROUGH 370 00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:12,626 WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH RIGHT NOW. 371 00:13:12,633 --> 00:13:15,203 - YEAH, AND I DON'T THINK ANY OF THE GIRLS REALLY KNOW 372 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,500 REALLY WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH. 373 00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:19,930 SINCE EDDIE AND I HAVE DIVORCED, 374 00:13:19,934 --> 00:13:21,974 I'M TRYING TO GET INTO A NEW SOCIAL CIRCLE 375 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,727 THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE HIS FRIENDS. 376 00:13:23,734 --> 00:13:24,774 OOH. 377 00:13:24,767 --> 00:13:26,527 I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT ADRIENNE 378 00:13:26,533 --> 00:13:27,703 HAS JUST KIND OF HELPED ME OUT 379 00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:29,230 AND BROUGHT ME INTO HER SOCIAL CIRCLE. 380 00:13:29,233 --> 00:13:30,673 SHE'S VERY SWEET. 381 00:13:30,667 --> 00:13:34,027 - SO HOW DO YOU THINK WE'RE GONNA SEE YOUR FUN SIDE? 382 00:13:34,033 --> 00:13:36,933 BECAUSE YOU HAVE A GREAT SIDE TO YOU, 383 00:13:36,934 --> 00:13:39,074 AND THE GIRLS NEED TO SEE IT. 384 00:13:39,066 --> 00:13:40,696 SO HOW DO WE DO THAT? 385 00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:43,900 - I'M JUST WORRIED THAT IF I INVITE THE GIRLS SOMEWHERE 386 00:13:43,900 --> 00:13:46,370 THAT THEY MIGHT NOT WANT TO GO AND DO IT. 387 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:47,467 - OH, THEY'LL COME. 388 00:13:47,467 --> 00:13:49,527 - YOU THINK? - YEAH, JUST DO IT. 389 00:13:49,533 --> 00:13:51,003 - THEN I'LL COME UP WITH SOMETHING FUN. 390 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,370 - YEAH. - AND YOU MAKE THEM COME. 391 00:13:52,367 --> 00:13:53,497 - YEAH! OKAY. 392 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,370 OKAY, THAT'S A DEAL. 393 00:13:55,367 --> 00:13:56,497 - ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 394 00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:57,670 SO WE'LL PUT IT TOGETHER. 395 00:13:57,667 --> 00:13:59,467 WE HAVE TO WORK ON YOUR BUSY BUSINESS SCHEDULE. 396 00:13:59,467 --> 00:14:00,467 - YEAH. YEP. 397 00:14:00,467 --> 00:14:01,567 I'LL HELP YOU WITH IT TOO. 398 00:14:01,567 --> 00:14:02,867 - I'M GONNA HOLD YOU TO THAT. 399 00:14:02,867 --> 00:14:03,867 - OF COURSE. 400 00:14:03,867 --> 00:14:05,397 HOT AND COLD HERE. 401 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:06,400 - I KNOW. [laughter] 402 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:07,570 THAT'S LIKE ME. 403 00:14:07,567 --> 00:14:09,467 - THAT'S... - WE ALL HAVE OUR MOMENTS. 404 00:14:09,467 --> 00:14:11,027 - THAT'S TRUE. 405 00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:41,270 [footsteps clacking] 406 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:47,000 - OKAY, I KNOW THAT TOOK AN HOUR. 407 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,000 I'M SORRY. 408 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,530 - HELLO. HOW ARE YOU? 409 00:14:49,533 --> 00:14:50,873 - YOU LOOK AWESOME. 410 00:14:50,867 --> 00:14:52,367 - THANK YOU. 411 00:14:52,367 --> 00:14:53,367 - COME ON IN. 412 00:14:53,367 --> 00:14:54,367 - HOW'S EVERYTHING? 413 00:14:54,367 --> 00:14:55,667 - OH, MY GOSH. 414 00:14:55,667 --> 00:14:57,167 EVERY TIME I SEE YOU YOU'RE LIKE ACCESSOR-- 415 00:14:57,166 --> 00:14:58,766 - THIS IS PRETTY. I LIKE WHAT YOU HAVE ON. 416 00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:01,367 - THIS IS VALENTINO. 417 00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:02,897 - "VALENTINO." 418 00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:05,670 I WAS ABOUT TO SAY, "TARGET." 419 00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:12,800 [doorbell rings] 420 00:15:15,433 --> 00:15:17,273 - I'M SO-- - OH, YOU LOOK SO PRETTY. 421 00:15:17,266 --> 00:15:18,526 - YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL TOO. 422 00:15:18,533 --> 00:15:20,673 I LOVE YOUR SHIRT. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL COLOR. 423 00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:22,967 - THANK YOU. 424 00:15:22,967 --> 00:15:23,967 - I WANT TO AC-- 425 00:15:23,967 --> 00:15:25,127 - WOW, I LOVE YOUR SHORTS. 426 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:26,973 - I WA--THANK YOU. THEY'RE VALENTINO. 427 00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:28,467 - VERY CUTE. - AND THIS TOO. 428 00:15:28,467 --> 00:15:30,667 I JUST-- HE ACTUALLY JUST CAME OVER, 429 00:15:30,667 --> 00:15:31,867 BECAUSE I WAS LIKE-- 430 00:15:31,867 --> 00:15:32,997 - WAIT, VALENTINO WAS HERE? 431 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,430 - YEAH, MY SHOPPER CAME OVER, BECAUSE-- 432 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:35,833 - OH. I'M LIKE, "VALENTINO WAS HERE?" 433 00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:37,974 - YEAH, I'M, LIKE--IMAGINE THIS DESIGNER COMES OVER. 434 00:15:37,967 --> 00:15:39,267 I'M LIKE, "HEY..." 435 00:15:39,266 --> 00:15:41,466 YEAH, NO, PLEASE COME IN. PLEASE COME IN. 436 00:15:41,467 --> 00:15:43,027 YOU GUYS KNOW EACH OTHER. 437 00:15:43,033 --> 00:15:44,033 - HI. 438 00:15:44,033 --> 00:15:45,033 - YOU WANT A DRINK? 439 00:15:45,033 --> 00:15:47,433 A WATER OR ANYTHING, OR A WINE, OR--? 440 00:15:47,433 --> 00:15:48,633 - LOOK AT THIS. 441 00:15:48,633 --> 00:15:51,133 - OH, DON'T--YEAH, I CAN'T GO DOWN. 442 00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:04,000 - JUST SIT HERE, AND I'LL SERVE YOU YOUR DRINK, 443 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,430 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET HURT. 444 00:16:05,433 --> 00:16:06,433 AND THEN, KYLE, COME HERE. 445 00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:07,573 ROBERT'LL HELP YOU. 446 00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,697 YOU GUYS MAKE YOURSELVES AT HOME FOR A MINUTE 447 00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:13,100 WHILE I GO GET MY DRINK. 448 00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:15,200 I CAN BARELY WALK IN THESE FENDIS, SO... 449 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,200 - [laughs] 450 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:18,200 - CAREFUL. 451 00:16:26,300 --> 00:16:27,770 - THE AIR'S JUST THICK, 452 00:16:27,767 --> 00:16:29,627 AND, UM, I'M UNCOMFORTABLE. 453 00:16:29,633 --> 00:16:31,573 SO I'M HOPING ADRIENNE GETS HERE SOON. 454 00:16:37,333 --> 00:16:39,073 - OKAY. 455 00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:40,866 I SET UP A WHOLE GAME AREA, BUT THIS IS JUST-- 456 00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:42,597 I THOUGHT WE COULD JUST KIND OF HANG OUT. 457 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:43,730 YOU KNOW HOW EVERYBODY IS. 458 00:16:43,734 --> 00:16:45,574 THEY TAKE FOREVER TO GET TOGETHER. 459 00:16:45,567 --> 00:16:48,527 [doorbell rings] 460 00:16:48,533 --> 00:16:50,033 - I'M, LIKE, READY. 461 00:16:50,033 --> 00:16:54,633 I'M READY FOR THIS THING TO HAPPEN. 462 00:16:54,633 --> 00:16:56,303 - HI! 463 00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:58,000 - LOOK AT YOU! 464 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:01,400 - I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO EXCITED TO SEE CAMILLE. 465 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:02,970 HOW ARE YOU? 466 00:17:02,967 --> 00:17:04,727 - HEY, KYLE. 467 00:17:04,734 --> 00:17:08,904 HI, BRANDI. 468 00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:11,230 WOW. ARE THESE DOMINOES? 469 00:17:11,233 --> 00:17:12,633 - YEAH, THEY'RE DOMINOES, 470 00:17:12,633 --> 00:17:17,303 AND THEN ALL--EVERYTHING'S THEMED IN GAMEY IDEAS. 471 00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:18,800 - GAME NIGHT AT DANA'S HOUSE. 472 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:20,700 OH, THAT'S GREAT. CHESS. 473 00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:22,170 - THE KIDS'LL LIKE IT, RIGHT? 474 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,366 - AND WHAT'S THIS? - MERINGUE. 475 00:17:23,367 --> 00:17:24,867 - THIS LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND OF MERINGUE. 476 00:17:24,867 --> 00:17:26,397 FANTASTIC. LIKE THE WOOD IN THIS ROOM. 477 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:27,670 VERY COOL. 478 00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:30,197 WE WALK IN, THERE'S HARDLY ANY FURNITURE. 479 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:33,100 YOU LOOK AROUND, YOU GO, "OKAY. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?" 480 00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:34,570 - UH, I'M JUST WAITING FOR EVERYBODY. 481 00:17:34,567 --> 00:17:35,867 THEN WE CAN MOVE INTO THE OTHER ROOM. 482 00:17:35,867 --> 00:17:37,027 - FOR A PARTY PLANNER, 483 00:17:37,033 --> 00:17:40,103 I JUST EXPECTED A TABLE TO SIT AT AND CHAIRS. 484 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:44,100 IT WAS A TABLE OF DESSERT AND A FEW BREADSTICKS. 485 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:50,900 - HELLO. 486 00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:52,800 WELCOME TO MY HOME. 487 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,630 - ♪♪ BUM, BUM, BUM ♪♪ 488 00:17:54,633 --> 00:17:55,833 ♪♪ BUM, BUM, BUM, BUM, BUM, BUM ♪♪ 489 00:17:55,834 --> 00:17:57,104 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 490 00:17:57,100 --> 00:17:59,900 IT'S LIKE, "SOMETHING'S UP AROUND HERE..." 491 00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:01,070 HI, GIRLIES. - OKAY. 492 00:18:01,066 --> 00:18:03,896 - HEY! LOOK HOW PRETTY YOU LOOK. 493 00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:05,730 - I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO WEAR. 494 00:18:05,734 --> 00:18:08,874 WHAT DOTH ONE WEAR TO GAME NIGHT? 495 00:18:08,867 --> 00:18:10,167 IT'S MY FIRST GAME NIGHT. 496 00:18:10,166 --> 00:18:11,626 HOW ARE YOU? 497 00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:13,373 DON'T GET UP, PLEASE. 498 00:18:13,367 --> 00:18:15,567 LET ME GET ANOTHER... CHAIR. 499 00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:18,930 [cell phone rings] 500 00:18:18,934 --> 00:18:19,934 I CAN'T WAIT. 501 00:18:19,934 --> 00:18:21,734 I'M, LIKE, DRUM ROLL. 502 00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:24,174 LET'S SEE WHO THIS IS. 503 00:18:24,166 --> 00:18:25,996 HELLO. IT'S DANA. 504 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,100 - HEY, DANA. IT'S ADRIENNE. 505 00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:29,470 - WHERE ARE YOU? 506 00:18:29,467 --> 00:18:30,997 - [laughs] 507 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,000 OH, HONEY, I AM SO SORRY. 508 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,270 I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO MAKE IT. 509 00:18:35,266 --> 00:18:37,826 - ADRIENNE WEASELED HER WAY OUT OF THIS? 510 00:18:37,834 --> 00:18:39,174 NOT FAIR. 511 00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:40,396 - I REALLY WISH I COULD BE THERE, 512 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:41,870 BUT, UM, I GOT TO-- 513 00:18:41,867 --> 00:18:44,897 I GOT TO TAKE CARE OF SOME ISSUES HERE, SO... 514 00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:46,030 - ALL RIGHT, I MISS YOU. 515 00:18:46,033 --> 00:18:47,473 I'M SORRY YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT. 516 00:18:47,467 --> 00:18:48,997 TAKE CARE OF YOUR BUSINESS. BYE. 517 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,000 - BYE-BYE. 518 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,430 - THAT'S SUCH A BUMMER. 519 00:18:51,433 --> 00:18:53,073 I HATE WHEN SHE DOESN'T SHOW UP, 520 00:18:53,066 --> 00:18:55,266 BECAUSE SHE'S SO FUN. 521 00:18:55,266 --> 00:18:57,066 - I HAVE KNOTS IN MY STOMACH. 522 00:18:57,066 --> 00:18:59,626 I FEEL REALLY BY MYSELF. 523 00:19:03,367 --> 00:19:04,927 - COMING UP... 524 00:19:04,934 --> 00:19:06,574 - I DON'T KNOW. I'M CONCERNED ABOUT KIM. 525 00:19:06,567 --> 00:19:09,097 SHE SEEMS REALLY... OFF HER ROCKER. 526 00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:11,000 SHE WAS CLEARLY INEBRIATED. 527 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,130 I MEAN, SINCE SHE'S COME IN, 528 00:19:12,133 --> 00:19:13,873 SHE'S BEEN IN THE BATHROOM 15 TIMES. 529 00:19:24,567 --> 00:19:26,027 - [knocks] 530 00:19:26,033 --> 00:19:27,873 - IS THAT YOUR SISTER MAYBE? 531 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:29,267 - PLEASE LET IT BE. 532 00:19:29,266 --> 00:19:31,866 - OOH, PRETTY FLOWERS. 533 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:37,470 - KIM. - YES. 534 00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:38,967 - COME IN. - PAM. DANA. 535 00:19:38,967 --> 00:19:40,297 - I'M DANA, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME PAM. 536 00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:42,470 - OKAY. YOU LOOK LIKE A PAM. 537 00:19:42,467 --> 00:19:43,467 - WELL, GOOD. 538 00:19:43,467 --> 00:19:45,027 - HI. - HI. 539 00:19:45,033 --> 00:19:47,003 HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 540 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,270 - I'M GOOD. - THAT'S A PRETTY TOP. 541 00:19:49,266 --> 00:19:51,896 - I DON'T LIKE MIXING THE GOLD WITH THE SILVER, 542 00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:52,900 TO BE HONEST. 543 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,130 - OKAY, BUT DON'T KILL HER HERE. 544 00:19:54,133 --> 00:19:55,373 - HI. - KIM. 545 00:19:55,367 --> 00:19:56,567 - OKAY, WAIT. 546 00:19:56,567 --> 00:19:58,527 I'M GONNA FIX THIS IN MY OWN SPECIAL WAY. 547 00:19:58,533 --> 00:20:00,433 - TUCK IT DOWN HER BACK. - I AM. COME HERE. 548 00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,273 - WAIT. LET'S SHOW THE BRA STRAP... 549 00:20:02,266 --> 00:20:03,726 - NO, I'M-- I LOVE YOUR... 550 00:20:03,734 --> 00:20:05,274 - YEAH, I LIKE IT BETTER JUST THE GOLD. 551 00:20:05,266 --> 00:20:06,926 - I JUST HAVE TO RUN AND FIX MY MAKEUP, 552 00:20:06,934 --> 00:20:09,774 BECAUSE I DID IT IN THE CAR. 553 00:20:09,767 --> 00:20:11,167 - HI. - OH, THIS IS BRANDI. 554 00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:12,466 - OH, HI. - HI, NICE TO MEET YOU. 555 00:20:12,467 --> 00:20:13,467 - NICE TO MEET YOU. 556 00:20:13,467 --> 00:20:14,467 - THIS IS MY SISTER KIM. 557 00:20:14,467 --> 00:20:16,197 - WOW. ALL THESE NEW PEOPLE. 558 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,800 I ALMOST WORE SHORTS TONIGHT, 559 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:18,870 BUT AREN'T YOU COLD? 560 00:20:18,867 --> 00:20:20,867 - I'M NOT COLD YET. NEVER KNOW. 561 00:20:20,867 --> 00:20:23,397 - UM, I'M GONNA USE THE LADIES' ROOM REALLY QUICK. 562 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:24,570 - OH, YEAH, LET ME FIX YOUR... 563 00:20:24,567 --> 00:20:26,567 JUST HOLD ON. YOUR EYE MAKEUP. 564 00:20:26,567 --> 00:20:28,467 - I CAN'T SEE. 565 00:20:28,467 --> 00:20:29,527 - HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON. 566 00:20:29,533 --> 00:20:32,903 MY SISTER SEEMED EXTREMELY TIRED 567 00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:34,300 AND A LITTLE DISHEVELED. 568 00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:35,330 AS HER SISTER, 569 00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:38,473 IT WAS MY JOB TO SPRUCE HER UP A BIT. 570 00:20:38,467 --> 00:20:41,567 - KYLE, THIS IS INSANE. 571 00:20:41,567 --> 00:20:42,567 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 572 00:20:42,567 --> 00:20:43,727 - DOES ANYBODY HAVE A-- 573 00:20:43,734 --> 00:20:46,034 I JUST--I CAN'T SEE. THIS IS FILTHY. 574 00:20:46,033 --> 00:20:48,733 DIRTY, FILTHY... 575 00:20:48,734 --> 00:20:50,434 - NO, THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT LOOKS. 576 00:20:50,433 --> 00:20:51,973 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? IT'S NOT THE LOOK. 577 00:20:51,967 --> 00:20:52,967 IT'S FILTHY. 578 00:20:52,967 --> 00:20:54,227 - WELL, CLEAN IT. 579 00:20:54,233 --> 00:20:56,303 GET SOME TISSUE AND CLEAN IT OFF. 580 00:20:56,300 --> 00:20:58,130 HURRY UP. WE'RE BEING--YOU'RE BEING RUDE. 581 00:20:58,133 --> 00:21:00,703 MY LIFE STORY. 582 00:21:00,700 --> 00:21:02,570 - WE'LL JUST BE ANOTHER MINUTE. 583 00:21:02,567 --> 00:21:04,267 - DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. TAKE YOUR TIME. 584 00:21:04,266 --> 00:21:06,426 - WE'RE BUSY CLEANING YOUR HOUSE. 585 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:07,973 - KIM, SHUT UP. 586 00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:09,627 - SO HOW'S THE WEATHER? 587 00:21:09,633 --> 00:21:11,333 [laughs] 588 00:21:11,333 --> 00:21:12,473 - IT'S ALL GOOD. 589 00:21:12,467 --> 00:21:15,327 - DOESN'T SHE HAVE ANY HOUSEKEEPERS? 590 00:21:15,333 --> 00:21:17,473 - WELL, I WAS AWAY ALL LAST SUMMER. 591 00:21:17,467 --> 00:21:18,467 - RIGHT. 592 00:21:18,467 --> 00:21:19,727 - BECAUSE AFTER I FILED FOR DIVORCE, 593 00:21:19,734 --> 00:21:20,834 I GOT ON A PLANE AND I SPENT-- 594 00:21:20,834 --> 00:21:21,934 - YOU WENT TO HAWAII. 595 00:21:21,934 --> 00:21:23,474 - I WENT TO HAWAII FOR MOST OF THE SUMMER. 596 00:21:23,467 --> 00:21:24,727 - AND I WAS LIKE SO-- 597 00:21:24,734 --> 00:21:26,874 I WAS LIKE, "PLEASE TELL CAMILLE I WOULD LIKE TO VISIT." 598 00:21:26,867 --> 00:21:29,197 AND HAWAII IS MY FAVORITE PLACE IN THE UNIVERSE. 599 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,570 - IS IT? - I WILL GO TO VISIT YOU, 600 00:21:31,567 --> 00:21:32,567 LIKE, DON'T EVEN KID. 601 00:21:32,567 --> 00:21:33,667 BUT I'M A GOOD HOUSE GUEST, 602 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,027 'CAUSE I'M KIND OF MELLOW. 603 00:21:35,033 --> 00:21:37,373 - I WAS FEELING A LITTLE BIT 604 00:21:37,367 --> 00:21:38,927 LIKE DANA WAS TRYING TOO HARD. 605 00:21:38,934 --> 00:21:41,134 AND I KNOW THAT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE I'M FRIENDS WITH THEM, 606 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,973 AND SO SHE WANTS TO GET CLOSER TO THEM, 607 00:21:42,967 --> 00:21:44,767 BUT, YOU KNOW, IT WASN'T-- 608 00:21:44,767 --> 00:21:46,227 IT WASN'T TYPICAL DANA. 609 00:21:46,233 --> 00:21:48,233 - FOR ME, IT'S BEEN SUCH A HEALING PLACE. 610 00:21:48,233 --> 00:21:49,673 - WE SHOULD GO HEAL THERE. 611 00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:50,827 - YES. 612 00:21:50,834 --> 00:21:51,834 - WE GOT HEALING TO DO. 613 00:21:51,834 --> 00:21:52,934 ME AND YOU HAVE HEALING TO DO. 614 00:21:52,934 --> 00:21:54,274 AND IF YOU GET TO A PLACE 615 00:21:54,266 --> 00:21:55,866 WHERE YOUR FAMILY IS NOT THERE 616 00:21:55,867 --> 00:21:57,627 AND YOU--YOU WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH FRIENDS, 617 00:21:57,633 --> 00:21:59,703 PLEASE LET US KNOW. 618 00:22:02,967 --> 00:22:04,727 - OKAY, LET ME SEE. ARE YOU DONE? 619 00:22:04,734 --> 00:22:06,274 - YOU DIDN'T DO ANY EYELASHES. 620 00:22:06,266 --> 00:22:08,466 - KIM, I'M NOT PUTTING LASHES ON AT THEIR HOUSE. 621 00:22:08,467 --> 00:22:09,467 - FINE. BE THAT WAY. 622 00:22:09,467 --> 00:22:10,597 - I--I WOULD DO IT AT HOME. 623 00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,130 - I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY-- 624 00:22:12,133 --> 00:22:13,533 - YOU HAVE TO TALK TO ME ABOUT WHAT? 625 00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:15,933 - I'VE BEEN HAVING HORRIBLE PANIC ATTACKS. 626 00:22:15,934 --> 00:22:17,334 - PANIC ATTACKS? 627 00:22:17,333 --> 00:22:20,073 - LIKE, I FEEL LIKE MY HEART'S JUMPING OUT OF MY SKIN. 628 00:22:20,066 --> 00:22:22,966 I HAVEN'T EATEN, SLEPT, SEVEN DAYS. 629 00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:24,497 I WENT TO A DOCTOR TODAY. 630 00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:26,170 - YOU HAVEN'T EATEN IN SEVEN DAYS? 631 00:22:26,166 --> 00:22:27,596 OR YOU MEAN, LIKE... 632 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:30,130 - I HAVEN'T EATEN. I HAVEN'T SLEPT. 633 00:22:30,133 --> 00:22:32,933 LOSS OF-- I'M LOSING MY BALANCE. 634 00:22:32,934 --> 00:22:34,904 I CAN'T-- I LOOK AT PEOPLE, 635 00:22:34,900 --> 00:22:37,370 I SEE, LIKE-- I CAN'T HEAR. 636 00:22:37,367 --> 00:22:38,997 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 637 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,870 YOU'RE HAVING ANXIETY. SEVERE ANXIETY. 638 00:22:41,867 --> 00:22:44,197 NO. LOOK AT ME. 639 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:45,970 - [sighs] - I'M USING A COMB. 640 00:22:45,967 --> 00:22:49,327 - ANYWAY, SO I CRIED AND CRIED AND CRIED 641 00:22:49,333 --> 00:22:51,903 AND THEN-- - YOU WANT SOME? 642 00:22:51,900 --> 00:22:55,370 YOU'RE JUST HAVING BAD ANXIETY. 643 00:22:55,367 --> 00:22:57,467 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO-- HERE, LOOK AT ME. 644 00:22:57,467 --> 00:23:00,297 I DIDN'T WANT TO GO TO A HEAVY PLACE 645 00:23:00,300 --> 00:23:02,070 WHILE WE HAD ALL THESE GIRLS WAITING IN THE OTHER ROOM. 646 00:23:07,900 --> 00:23:09,230 OKAY, LET'S GO. COME ON. 647 00:23:09,233 --> 00:23:10,673 YOU LOOK GOO-- YOU LOOK GOOD. LET'S GO. 648 00:23:10,667 --> 00:23:11,967 - ONE SECOND. 649 00:23:11,967 --> 00:23:13,627 - KIM, YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG. THIS IS RUDE. 650 00:23:13,633 --> 00:23:18,573 - OKAY. DO I LOOK LIKE I'VE BEEN CRYING? 651 00:23:18,567 --> 00:23:19,897 - ALL RIGHT. 652 00:23:19,900 --> 00:23:21,800 - OKAY, DO YOU WANT-- SHOULD WE GO TO THE OTHER ROOM? 653 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,600 - WELL, WE CAN NOW. YES. 654 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,870 - KIM SEEMED SCATTERED, 655 00:23:25,867 --> 00:23:27,827 BUT, TO ME, KIM ALWAYS SEEMS SCATTERED. 656 00:23:27,834 --> 00:23:29,504 - CAN YOU PUT THIS INTO A SPECIAL... 657 00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:30,500 - OF COURSE. 658 00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:31,730 - HEY. 659 00:23:31,734 --> 00:23:32,734 THAT'S EVEN BETTER. 660 00:23:32,734 --> 00:23:33,774 - HI. - HOW YOU DOING? 661 00:23:33,767 --> 00:23:35,627 - GOOD. - DO YOU HAVE A GLASS, ACTUALLY? 662 00:23:35,633 --> 00:23:37,503 - YEAH. I COULD DO, LIKE, A WINE GLASS. 663 00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:38,570 - NOW, YOU'RE BRANDI. 664 00:23:38,567 --> 00:23:40,367 - YES. 665 00:23:40,367 --> 00:23:41,697 - AND YOU'RE... - DANA. 666 00:23:41,700 --> 00:23:42,930 - PAM. - DANA. 667 00:23:42,934 --> 00:23:44,574 - NO, WE JOKED... 668 00:23:44,567 --> 00:23:46,027 - WHEN SHE WALKED IN, SHE CALLED ME PAM. 669 00:23:46,033 --> 00:23:47,533 I WAS LIKE, "CALL ME ANYTHING YOU WANT. 670 00:23:47,533 --> 00:23:48,733 IT'S ALL GOOD." 671 00:23:48,734 --> 00:23:49,874 YEAH, NO, I'M DANA. 672 00:23:49,867 --> 00:23:51,427 BUT IT'S SO NICE TO HAVE YOU HERE, KIM. 673 00:23:51,433 --> 00:23:52,603 I'VE HEARD SO MUCH. 674 00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:53,900 - KYLE'S LIKE, "HER NAME IS DANA." 675 00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:56,070 I'M LIKE, "OKAY. SHE SAID I CAN CALL HER PAM." 676 00:23:56,066 --> 00:23:57,326 IT'S, LIKE, IT'S KIND OF OUR THING. 677 00:23:57,333 --> 00:23:58,403 AND WE WERE HAVING FUN WITH IT. 678 00:23:58,400 --> 00:23:59,400 - PLEASE BE CAREFUL. 679 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:00,570 WE ALMOST SLIPPED TWICE HERE. 680 00:24:00,567 --> 00:24:02,097 - YEAH, BE CAREFUL. THIS IS VERY SLIPPERY. 681 00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:03,930 - IT'S, LIKE, OIL IS ON HERE, SO DON'T FALL DOWN. 682 00:24:03,934 --> 00:24:05,274 - THAT'S OKAY. 683 00:24:05,266 --> 00:24:07,096 IF I FELL RIGHT NOW, WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME. 684 00:24:07,100 --> 00:24:09,370 [laughter] 685 00:24:09,367 --> 00:24:11,867 - YES, IT WOULD. 686 00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:13,497 - LAST TIME I SAW YOU, WE WENT SKIING. 687 00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:15,630 I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU GOT OUT ON THE MOUNTAIN. 688 00:24:15,633 --> 00:24:17,073 - I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU-- 689 00:24:17,066 --> 00:24:19,096 OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID IT. 690 00:24:19,100 --> 00:24:20,300 - I WAS SO PROUD OF YOU 691 00:24:20,300 --> 00:24:21,800 THAT YOU GOT UP THERE AND YOU SKIED. 692 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:24,370 - 20 SOMETHING YEARS. 693 00:24:24,367 --> 00:24:26,567 - I TESTED MY SISTER'S DRINK, 694 00:24:26,567 --> 00:24:27,967 AND IT WAS FINE. 695 00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:30,467 - IS THAT CAKE? 696 00:24:34,100 --> 00:24:36,100 [horn honks] 697 00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:45,900 - KEN? 698 00:24:45,900 --> 00:24:47,730 - YES? 699 00:24:47,734 --> 00:24:48,774 - ARE YOU READY? 700 00:24:48,767 --> 00:24:50,897 - I'M JUST FEEDING THE PUPPIES. 701 00:24:56,266 --> 00:24:57,266 - YOU'RE THE FIRST. 702 00:24:57,266 --> 00:24:58,466 - I'M THE FIRST TO ARRIVE? 703 00:24:58,467 --> 00:25:03,167 - YEAH, COME ON. LET'S HAVE A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE. 704 00:25:03,166 --> 00:25:05,226 - ANYBODY HOME? 705 00:25:05,233 --> 00:25:07,173 - COMING. SORRY. COME IN. 706 00:25:07,166 --> 00:25:08,966 - HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A WHILE. 707 00:25:08,967 --> 00:25:09,967 - HELLO, LISA. 708 00:25:09,967 --> 00:25:10,967 - HOW ARE YOU? 709 00:25:10,967 --> 00:25:12,797 LOVE THE DRESS. 710 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:15,400 I KNOW, UH, JASON'S PARENTS REALLY WELL. 711 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:16,700 I REALLY LOVE THEM. 712 00:25:16,700 --> 00:25:18,300 I MEAN, IF PANDORA AND JASON 713 00:25:18,300 --> 00:25:20,530 WERE EVER TO KIND OF CEMENT THEIR RELATIONSHIP, 714 00:25:20,533 --> 00:25:22,233 IT WOULD BE AN IDEAL FIT. 715 00:25:22,233 --> 00:25:25,173 - THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING US BY. 716 00:25:25,166 --> 00:25:26,166 - NICE TO SEE YOU. 717 00:25:26,166 --> 00:25:27,226 - WHERE ARE THE KIDS? 718 00:25:27,233 --> 00:25:29,633 - I THINK THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY. 719 00:25:33,100 --> 00:25:34,570 - OKAY. LET'S GO. 720 00:25:34,567 --> 00:25:36,127 - LET'S GO. 721 00:25:39,567 --> 00:25:40,567 - AHA. 722 00:25:40,567 --> 00:25:41,567 - AHA! 723 00:25:41,567 --> 00:25:43,567 - HEY! - HEY! 724 00:25:43,567 --> 00:25:44,967 - HELLO, EVERYONE. 725 00:25:44,967 --> 00:25:49,527 - I WOULD LOVE PANDY AND JASON TO COMMIT TO EACH OTHER. 726 00:25:49,533 --> 00:25:51,833 BUT MAYBE THEY'LL JUST GO ON LIVING TOGETHER. 727 00:25:51,834 --> 00:25:54,304 YOU KNOW, THEY'RE GONNA DO EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT TO DO, 728 00:25:54,300 --> 00:25:58,300 SO I'LL JUST WAIT ANOTHER... FIVE YEARS. 729 00:25:58,300 --> 00:26:00,270 - HELLO, MAX. GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 730 00:26:00,266 --> 00:26:01,496 - OH, DARLING. 731 00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:03,270 YOU COULD PUT SOME SHOES ON FOR THE OCCASION. 732 00:26:03,266 --> 00:26:04,796 - THEY MAKE MONKEYS OUT OF THOSE SOCKS. 733 00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:06,300 - DARLING. - COME ON, AND I'M STARVING. 734 00:26:06,300 --> 00:26:07,830 - SHOULD WE SIT DOWN? 735 00:26:07,834 --> 00:26:10,474 YEAH, YEAH, NO, IT'S GOOD, IT'S GOOD, IT'S GOOD. 736 00:26:10,467 --> 00:26:11,897 - COME ON, EVERYBODY. 737 00:26:11,900 --> 00:26:12,970 - WHERE SHOULD I SIT, DADDY? 738 00:26:12,967 --> 00:26:14,427 - UH, YOU SIT NEXT TO ME. 739 00:26:14,433 --> 00:26:16,103 MAX, SIT AT THE END. 740 00:26:16,100 --> 00:26:17,930 - UH, PLEASE. THANKS, MATE. 741 00:26:17,934 --> 00:26:19,504 - ANYBODY ELSE WANT WINE? 742 00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:20,830 - OKAY. 743 00:26:20,834 --> 00:26:25,174 THIS IS SOMETHING I PREPARED EARLIER. 744 00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:26,696 - YUMMY. 745 00:26:26,700 --> 00:26:29,900 - SO WHEN ARE WE GONNA HEAR ABOUT THIS BIG TRIP TO NEW YORK? 746 00:26:29,900 --> 00:26:30,900 HOW DID YOU LIKE IT? 747 00:26:30,900 --> 00:26:32,470 - IT WAS NON-- NONSTOP PARTYING. 748 00:26:32,467 --> 00:26:34,097 - IT WAS...EXHAUSTING. 749 00:26:34,100 --> 00:26:35,830 - NO, IT WAS VERY GOOD. IT WAS 70 DEGREES. 750 00:26:35,834 --> 00:26:36,834 IT WAS LIKE SUMMERTIME. 751 00:26:36,834 --> 00:26:37,974 WE WERE WALKING IN THE STREETS. 752 00:26:37,967 --> 00:26:39,197 EVERYBODY WAS SHOPPING. 753 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,800 THEY JUST HAD THEIR-- - IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL. 754 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:41,970 - THEY JUST HAD FASHION WEEK, 755 00:26:41,967 --> 00:26:43,897 SO ALL THE BEAUTIFUL MODELS WERE OUT, AND... 756 00:26:43,900 --> 00:26:45,830 - AND YOU'RE LOOKING AT ALL THE BEAUTIFUL MODELS? 757 00:26:45,834 --> 00:26:47,534 - I DIDN'T LOOK AT A SINGLE ONE. DON'T WORRY. 758 00:26:47,533 --> 00:26:51,133 - HE CAN LOOK. - OKAY. 759 00:26:51,133 --> 00:26:53,433 - I HAVE TO PROPOSE A TOAST TO EVERYONE. 760 00:26:53,433 --> 00:26:55,833 - AGAIN. 761 00:26:55,834 --> 00:26:57,034 YOU KNOW I'M SO GOOD AT THIS. 762 00:26:57,033 --> 00:26:58,733 - ALL RIGHT, DARLING. GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK. 763 00:26:58,734 --> 00:27:00,004 - IT'S LOVELY TO HAVE YOU BACK. 764 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,670 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 765 00:27:03,667 --> 00:27:06,167 SO YOU ALL KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE PANDORA. 766 00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:07,726 - OH, NO. 767 00:27:07,734 --> 00:27:09,574 - OH, HERE WE GO. - YEAH. 768 00:27:09,567 --> 00:27:11,527 - YOU'VE NEVER HEARD THIS BEFORE. 769 00:27:11,533 --> 00:27:13,033 - UH, YES, I HAVE. 770 00:27:13,033 --> 00:27:15,773 - PANDORA, I WOULD LOVE TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOU. 771 00:27:15,767 --> 00:27:17,267 - OH! - OH, MY GOD. 772 00:27:17,266 --> 00:27:19,096 - WELL, IS THAT A PROPOSAL? 773 00:27:19,100 --> 00:27:21,470 I NEED TO BE DEFINITIVE HERE. 774 00:27:21,467 --> 00:27:23,967 - IF IT WAS A PROPOSAL, THERE WOULD BE A RING. 775 00:27:23,967 --> 00:27:25,567 - OH, GOOD LORD. 776 00:27:25,567 --> 00:27:27,197 - DON'T WORRY. I'M NOT GONNA PROPOSE. 777 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,200 - OH, OKAY THEN. 778 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:29,300 SHALL I CLEAR THE TABLE? 779 00:27:29,300 --> 00:27:30,600 - BECAUSE I ALREADY HAVE. 780 00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:31,600 - [gasps] 781 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:32,830 - IN NEW YORK. THIS WEEKEND. 782 00:27:32,834 --> 00:27:34,204 - REALLY? 783 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:35,830 - ABSOLUTELY. 784 00:27:35,834 --> 00:27:37,174 - ARE YOU... 785 00:27:37,166 --> 00:27:40,796 - NO, WE'RE OFFICIALLY ENGAGED. 786 00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:42,270 - ARE YOU SERIOUS? 787 00:27:42,266 --> 00:27:43,766 - CONGRATULATIONS. THAT'S GREAT. 788 00:27:49,533 --> 00:27:51,373 - WELL DONE. 789 00:27:53,066 --> 00:27:56,326 - STOP! 790 00:27:56,333 --> 00:27:57,833 OH, I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU. 791 00:27:57,834 --> 00:27:59,734 I THOUGHT IT WAS ANOTHER WIND-UP. 792 00:27:59,734 --> 00:28:01,504 [laughter] 793 00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:03,000 - IT'S OFFICIAL NOW. 794 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,500 - YOU'RE SO PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER. 795 00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:05,500 OH. 796 00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:06,500 - SIX YEARS OF HARD WORK. 797 00:28:06,500 --> 00:28:09,600 - OH, GOOD LORD. 798 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:10,730 - I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER. 799 00:28:10,734 --> 00:28:12,974 I COULDN'T BE BLOODY HAPPIER. 800 00:28:12,967 --> 00:28:14,967 PERFECT. 801 00:28:14,967 --> 00:28:16,727 OH, GOSH. 802 00:28:16,734 --> 00:28:17,734 - I KNOW, I WAS LIKE... 803 00:28:17,734 --> 00:28:19,704 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KNEW. 804 00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:21,100 DID YOU COME AND ASK HIM? 805 00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:22,630 - YEAH, I ASKED KEN PERMISSION. 806 00:28:22,633 --> 00:28:24,503 - WELL, THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME WHEN HE--? 807 00:28:24,500 --> 00:28:26,600 - 'CAUSE YOU WOULD TELL ME. 808 00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:28,930 - I COULDN'T, COULD I? - YEAH, PROBABLY. 809 00:28:28,934 --> 00:28:30,804 - ARE YOU SAD YOU'RE LOSING YOUR LITTLE BOY? 810 00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:33,470 - NO, I'M GAINING A DAUGHTER. 811 00:28:33,467 --> 00:28:35,567 - EXACTLY. 812 00:28:35,567 --> 00:28:37,627 - WHAT'S THE PLAN? IS THERE ANY PLAN, 813 00:28:37,633 --> 00:28:38,973 OR YOU DON'T KNOW? - I HAVE NO IDEA. 814 00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:40,797 I'VE HAD, LIKE, HOURS TO THINK ABOUT THIS. 815 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:43,070 - YOU'VE HAD YEARS TO THINK ABOUT THIS. 816 00:28:43,066 --> 00:28:45,496 - I JUST HAVE ONE REQUEST. 817 00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:49,130 CAN GIGGY PLEASE WALK DOWN THE AISLE WITH THE RINGS? 818 00:28:49,133 --> 00:28:50,433 - OH, YES. 819 00:28:50,433 --> 00:28:52,903 - LIKE A LITTLE PILLOW ON HIS BACK? 820 00:28:52,900 --> 00:28:55,330 - WELL, I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST. 821 00:28:55,333 --> 00:28:57,733 TO YOU, MY DARLING. 822 00:28:57,734 --> 00:28:58,734 I LOVE YOU TOO. 823 00:28:58,734 --> 00:28:59,934 I MEAN, I REALLY DO. 824 00:28:59,934 --> 00:29:01,404 I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU. 825 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:02,930 I NORMALLY HATE SURPRISES, 826 00:29:02,934 --> 00:29:05,074 BUT THIS ONE, I THINK I-- 827 00:29:05,066 --> 00:29:06,626 I JUST... 828 00:29:06,633 --> 00:29:08,133 I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER. REALLY. 829 00:29:08,133 --> 00:29:09,573 I WELCOME YOU TO OUR FAMILY, 830 00:29:09,567 --> 00:29:11,327 AND I LOVE YOU LIKE MY OWN SON. 831 00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:12,373 - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 832 00:29:12,367 --> 00:29:14,097 - NO, I LOVE YOU MORE THAN MY OWN SON. 833 00:29:14,100 --> 00:29:15,100 JUST KIDDING. 834 00:29:15,100 --> 00:29:16,200 - THAT'S NOT TRUE. 835 00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:18,270 - I'M GONNA JUST SAY, UM... 836 00:29:18,266 --> 00:29:20,526 - NO. 837 00:29:20,533 --> 00:29:21,933 - I'M JUST GONNA SAY CHEERS. 838 00:29:21,934 --> 00:29:24,904 - NO, NO, COME ON. TOO MUSHY. 839 00:29:24,900 --> 00:29:26,600 - BUT HE WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING. 840 00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:29,700 LET HIM SPEAK. 841 00:29:29,700 --> 00:29:31,970 - I'VE GOT NOTHING TO SAY. 842 00:29:31,967 --> 00:29:32,967 [laughter] THANK YOU. 843 00:29:32,967 --> 00:29:34,697 YOU SPOILED MY SPEECH, 844 00:29:34,700 --> 00:29:37,630 AND--AND I'LL NEVER SAY ANOTHER THING. 845 00:29:37,633 --> 00:29:39,003 - CHEERS. - CHEERS! 846 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:42,470 - CHEERS. - CHEERS. 847 00:29:42,467 --> 00:29:44,967 - CHEERS, DARLING. - CHEERS. CHEERS. 848 00:29:44,967 --> 00:29:46,367 - WELCOME TO OUR FAMILY. 849 00:29:46,367 --> 00:29:49,027 [laughter] 850 00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:58,400 - PAM. DANA. 851 00:29:58,400 --> 00:29:59,530 PAM-DANA. 852 00:29:59,533 --> 00:30:00,973 - WHATEVER. CALL ME WHATEVER YOU WANT. 853 00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:02,597 YOU'RE A SWEETHEART. 854 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:03,970 I GOT YOUR BACK. 855 00:30:03,967 --> 00:30:04,967 - OH, GOOD. 856 00:30:04,967 --> 00:30:06,127 - I DO HAVE YOUR BACK. 857 00:30:06,133 --> 00:30:08,233 - 'CAUSE I NEED ANOTHER... 858 00:30:08,233 --> 00:30:10,133 BACKBONE. - GOOD GIRL. 859 00:30:10,133 --> 00:30:11,733 ANOTHER GOOD GIRL. 860 00:30:11,734 --> 00:30:13,074 DO YOU WANT ME TO CARRY YOUR DRINK? 861 00:30:13,066 --> 00:30:14,366 'CAUSE I'M, LIKE, YOUR HOSTESS. 862 00:30:14,367 --> 00:30:16,467 LET ME DO IT. 863 00:30:16,467 --> 00:30:18,727 - DANA REALLY WENT OUT OF HER WAY. 864 00:30:18,734 --> 00:30:19,834 IT'S NICE TO BE APPRECIATED, 865 00:30:19,834 --> 00:30:21,574 SO I WAS... 866 00:30:21,567 --> 00:30:23,197 MADE ME FEEL VERY GOOD. 867 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:24,970 - I'M GONNA USE THE LADIES' ROOM REALLY QUICK. 868 00:30:24,967 --> 00:30:26,527 - YOU'RE GONNA GO TO THE RESTROOM AGAIN? 869 00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:29,203 OKAY. NO WORRIES. 870 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:30,500 LOOK AT THIS. 871 00:30:30,500 --> 00:30:32,330 SEE, THERE'S, LIKE, A WHOLE NEW THING IN HERE 872 00:30:32,333 --> 00:30:34,103 THAT HASN'T BEEN EXPLOITED. 873 00:30:34,100 --> 00:30:36,570 - WOW. THIS IS A NICE, BIG, COZY COUCH. 874 00:30:36,567 --> 00:30:37,767 - YOU LIKE IT? 875 00:30:37,767 --> 00:30:40,267 I WISH I HAD ADRIENNE'S INTERIOR DECORATOR, 876 00:30:40,266 --> 00:30:43,066 BUT IT WASN'T IN THE CARDS, SO... 877 00:30:43,066 --> 00:30:45,226 IF YOU WANT SOME CHAMPAGNE, IT'S HERE. 878 00:30:45,233 --> 00:30:47,033 I DID THAT FOR, YOU KNOW, EASE. 879 00:30:47,033 --> 00:30:50,003 - TAYLOR. THEY'RE OKAY? 880 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,600 - YEAH, THEY'RE-- YEAH. 881 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:54,600 - I WAS A MODEL IN EUROPE IN THE '90s. 882 00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:55,930 I'VE HAD MY FAIR SHARE 883 00:30:55,934 --> 00:30:58,134 OF INTERACTION WITH PEOPLE THAT ARE ON DRUGS. 884 00:30:58,133 --> 00:30:59,803 - IT WOULD BE HELPFUL IF WE HAD A TWEEZERS. 885 00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:01,170 - PLEASE DON'T FORGET YOUR THINGS WHEN WE LEAVE. 886 00:31:01,166 --> 00:31:02,196 LET'S GO. 887 00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,570 - YOU'RE AGGRAVATING ME. - COME ON. 888 00:31:04,567 --> 00:31:08,267 - IT WAS VERY OBVIOUS THAT SOMETHING WAS GOING ON, 889 00:31:08,266 --> 00:31:10,096 AND IT WAS VERY WEIRD, 890 00:31:10,100 --> 00:31:11,400 BECAUSE THE WHOLE ROOM 891 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:14,800 WAS PRETENDING LIKE IT WASN'T HAPPENING. 892 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:16,930 - CAN I PLEASE DO ONE THING BY MYSELF? 893 00:31:16,934 --> 00:31:18,474 - OKAY. 894 00:31:18,467 --> 00:31:20,967 - I KNOW WHAT I KNOW. 895 00:31:23,867 --> 00:31:25,297 - COMING UP... 896 00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:28,500 - YOUR SISTER IS--IS WASTED OUT OF HER [bleep] MIND. 897 00:31:28,500 --> 00:31:30,500 - SHE'S NOT WASTED. [overlapping arguing] 898 00:31:30,500 --> 00:31:31,930 WATCH YOUR [bleep] MOUTH. 899 00:31:35,967 --> 00:31:37,227 - WHAT IS THIS? CAN I ASK? 900 00:31:37,233 --> 00:31:38,233 - MERINGUE. 901 00:31:38,233 --> 00:31:39,573 - IS IT ALL DESSERTS? 902 00:31:39,567 --> 00:31:40,767 - YEAH, THEY'RE ALL DESSERTS. 903 00:31:40,767 --> 00:31:42,427 EVERYONE WAS SUPPOSED TO EAT. DID YOU EAT? 904 00:31:42,433 --> 00:31:43,873 - I DIDN'T. I FORGOT. 905 00:31:43,867 --> 00:31:46,097 - EVEN THOUGH WE KNEW IT WAS ONLY GONNA BE DESSERTS, 906 00:31:46,100 --> 00:31:47,830 BY THE TIME WE GOT THERE, WE WERE ALL HUNGRY. 907 00:31:47,834 --> 00:31:49,704 - THEY JUST LOOK AMAZING, THE MERINGUE, 908 00:31:49,700 --> 00:31:51,630 BUT I'M NOT GONNA EAT A WHOLE MERINGUE. 909 00:31:51,633 --> 00:31:53,703 WE'RE LOOKING--"OKAY, DOES THAT MERINGUE LOOK GOOD? 910 00:31:53,700 --> 00:31:55,930 "LOOKS GOOD. SHOULD WE HAVE THE MERINGUE OR THE BREADSTICKS? 911 00:31:55,934 --> 00:32:00,074 BACK TO THE BREADSTICKS." 912 00:32:00,066 --> 00:32:01,166 - IS THIS JUST TOMATOES? 913 00:32:01,166 --> 00:32:02,826 - MM-HMM. 914 00:32:02,834 --> 00:32:04,504 - I'M REALLY HUNGRY. 915 00:32:04,500 --> 00:32:06,700 - ME TOO. [laughter] 916 00:32:06,700 --> 00:32:07,900 - I'M STARVING TO DEATH. 917 00:32:13,100 --> 00:32:15,800 - ALL RIGHT. LET'S PLAY A GAME. 918 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:19,470 I'M JUST GONNA RANDOMLY SORT THESE INTO TEAMS HERE. 919 00:32:19,467 --> 00:32:22,797 OKAY, TAYLOR, CAMILLE, AND DANA ARE ONE TEAM. 920 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:24,200 IT JUST WAS RANDOM. 921 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:27,730 KYLE, KIM, BRANDI, IS ANOTHER. 922 00:32:27,734 --> 00:32:28,734 - KYLE, KIM, AND BRANDI? 923 00:32:28,734 --> 00:32:29,734 - KIM, KYLE, AND TAYLOR? 924 00:32:29,734 --> 00:32:31,404 - NO. [laughs] 925 00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:32,800 GOOD THING I HAVE THIS OUT. 926 00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:34,530 READY? TEAM ONE... 927 00:32:34,533 --> 00:32:36,203 KIM... 928 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:37,530 - KYLE AND BRANDI. 929 00:32:37,533 --> 00:32:39,873 - I DON'T LIKE IT. 930 00:32:39,867 --> 00:32:41,467 I ONLY LIKE PEOPLE I KNOW. 931 00:32:41,467 --> 00:32:43,727 IT'S TAKEN ME ALL YEAR TO GET USED TO GET USED TO NEW PEOPLE. 932 00:32:43,734 --> 00:32:45,474 I DON'T WANT TO PLAY WITH HER. 933 00:32:45,467 --> 00:32:46,497 [laughter] 934 00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:51,270 I DON'T WANT HER ON MY TEAM. 935 00:32:51,266 --> 00:32:54,526 - DO YOU NOT SEE THAT I'M RIGHT HERE? 936 00:32:54,533 --> 00:32:55,673 IT REALLY FRAZZLED ME. 937 00:32:55,667 --> 00:32:57,327 IT MADE ME VERY UNCOMFORTABLE. 938 00:32:57,333 --> 00:32:59,473 I JUST FELT ODD MAN OUT. 939 00:32:59,467 --> 00:33:00,697 - WHAT DO YOU WANT TO PLAY? 940 00:33:00,700 --> 00:33:01,700 - CELEBRITY. 941 00:33:01,700 --> 00:33:02,700 - OKAY, GOOD. THANK YOU. 942 00:33:02,700 --> 00:33:03,700 - GIVE ME ONE. I'LL GO FIRST. 943 00:33:03,700 --> 00:33:04,800 - OKAY, PERFECT. 944 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,070 PICK A NAME. LET'S ROCK THIS OUT. 945 00:33:07,066 --> 00:33:08,026 - PLEASE LET IT BE GOOD. 946 00:33:08,033 --> 00:33:09,033 PLEASE LET IT BE GOOD. 947 00:33:09,033 --> 00:33:10,073 - OKAY. OKAY. 948 00:33:10,066 --> 00:33:11,266 - WAIT. GO. 949 00:33:11,266 --> 00:33:12,266 TELL ME WHEN YOU'RE READY. 950 00:33:12,266 --> 00:33:13,326 - ALL RIGHT. - GO. 951 00:33:13,333 --> 00:33:14,373 - [snorts] - OKAY, GO. 952 00:33:14,367 --> 00:33:15,367 - COME ON! COME ON! 953 00:33:15,367 --> 00:33:17,067 - THAT'S IT, KIM. [snorts] 954 00:33:17,066 --> 00:33:18,066 - PORKY PIG. 955 00:33:18,066 --> 00:33:19,096 - NO, YOU CAN'T GUESS. 956 00:33:19,100 --> 00:33:20,270 - OH, I CAN'T... 957 00:33:20,266 --> 00:33:21,566 - THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING ELSE. 958 00:33:21,567 --> 00:33:22,797 - WILBUR! 959 00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:23,830 - UM, A PUPPET. 960 00:33:23,834 --> 00:33:25,434 - OH, MISS PIGGY. 961 00:33:25,433 --> 00:33:26,433 - YES. 962 00:33:26,433 --> 00:33:28,773 - OKAY, MOVING ON. NEXT ONE. 963 00:33:28,767 --> 00:33:29,997 - MY EX-BOYFRIEND. 964 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,000 - TOMMY HOWELL! 965 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,000 - YES! 966 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,370 - OH! 967 00:33:34,367 --> 00:33:35,427 - TIME OUT! 968 00:33:35,433 --> 00:33:36,533 SORRY. 969 00:33:36,533 --> 00:33:38,533 - YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU GO, CAMILLE. 970 00:33:38,533 --> 00:33:39,633 - SORRY. I GOT CONFUSED. 971 00:33:39,633 --> 00:33:41,173 - OUR FAVORITE SHOES WITH THE RED SOLE. 972 00:33:41,166 --> 00:33:42,166 - LOUBOUTIN. 973 00:33:42,166 --> 00:33:43,226 - SHE'S THE, UH, NIECE 974 00:33:43,233 --> 00:33:44,573 OF A COUPLE OF PEOPLE IN THIS ROOM. 975 00:33:44,567 --> 00:33:46,727 - PARIS HILTON! - OKAY. 976 00:33:46,734 --> 00:33:48,204 [laughter] 977 00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:51,100 - ONCE THE GAME STARTED AND PEOPLE STARTED TO LOOSEN UP, 978 00:33:51,100 --> 00:33:54,070 I THOUGHT WE HAD A FUN TIME. 979 00:33:54,066 --> 00:33:55,426 - OKAY, LET'S DO IT. 980 00:33:55,433 --> 00:33:56,973 READY? TURN THE TIMER. 981 00:33:56,967 --> 00:33:58,167 - ONLY WE GUESS. ONLY WE GUESS. 982 00:33:58,166 --> 00:33:59,766 - ALL RIGHT, SHE'S ONE OF THE GOLDEN GIRLS. 983 00:33:59,767 --> 00:34:01,227 - BETTY WHITE. - YEAH. 984 00:34:01,233 --> 00:34:04,703 UM, HE WAS A VERY FAMOUS BLACK MAN 985 00:34:04,700 --> 00:34:06,600 WHO WASN'T MARTIN LUTHER KING. 986 00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:08,530 - SAMMY DAVIS JR. 987 00:34:08,533 --> 00:34:09,533 MICHAEL JACKSON. 988 00:34:09,533 --> 00:34:10,833 - WAIT, ON SUNDAY YOU GO TO... 989 00:34:10,834 --> 00:34:11,874 - A CHURCH. 990 00:34:11,867 --> 00:34:13,097 - YEAH, SO THAT'S HIS LAST NAME. 991 00:34:13,100 --> 00:34:14,500 PART OF IT. 992 00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:16,270 FIRST NAME, HE'S CIGARETTE SMOKER. 993 00:34:16,266 --> 00:34:17,866 - STE-- NO. 994 00:34:17,867 --> 00:34:20,327 [laughter] 995 00:34:20,333 --> 00:34:21,573 - ALL RIGHT. I'M SKIPPING IT. 996 00:34:21,567 --> 00:34:24,997 - WINSTON CHURCHILL. 997 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,800 - I WAS SPEECHLESS. 998 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:28,770 I DON'T KNOW WHO SHE WAS THINKING OF, 999 00:34:28,767 --> 00:34:30,467 BUT IT WAS HYSTERICAL. 1000 00:34:30,467 --> 00:34:33,097 - OH, THE BEST RAPPER IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD. 1001 00:34:33,100 --> 00:34:34,730 - BRAD PITT. 1002 00:34:34,734 --> 00:34:36,274 - RAPPER? 1003 00:34:36,266 --> 00:34:38,396 - I THOUGHT YOU SAID... 1004 00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:40,030 - NO, TIMER RAN OUT. 1005 00:34:40,033 --> 00:34:41,333 YOU'RE SO OUT. 1006 00:34:41,333 --> 00:34:42,803 IT RAN OUT, LIKE, FOREVER AGO. 1007 00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:44,500 - HE'S MARRIED TO BEYONCE. 1008 00:34:44,500 --> 00:34:45,900 - JAY-Z. 1009 00:34:45,900 --> 00:34:49,970 - BRANDI, I LOVE YOU, BUT I TURNED IT OVER. 1010 00:34:49,967 --> 00:34:52,497 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT. 1011 00:34:52,500 --> 00:34:54,670 - AND GO. 1012 00:34:54,667 --> 00:34:57,097 - OKAY, I WORKED WITH HIM IN TUFF TURF. 1013 00:34:57,100 --> 00:34:58,300 - JAMES SPADER. 1014 00:34:58,300 --> 00:35:00,430 - MR. FUNNY, FUNNY, FUNNY. 1015 00:35:00,433 --> 00:35:02,403 - OH, ROBERT DOWNEY JR. - YEAH. 1016 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:05,030 - I FELT REALLY ALIENATED. 1017 00:35:05,033 --> 00:35:06,803 KIM AND KYLE WERE PLAYING WITH ONE ANOTHER, 1018 00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,000 ANSWERING AND ASKING EACH OTHER QUESTIONS 1019 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,330 THAT ONLY THE TWO OF THEM WOULD KNOW THE ANSWER TO, 1020 00:35:11,333 --> 00:35:13,273 AND THREE OF US WERE THE TEAM. 1021 00:35:13,266 --> 00:35:15,766 - OH. OKAY, WE WERE INVITED TO A PARTY LAST WEEK WITH HIM. 1022 00:35:15,767 --> 00:35:16,997 IT WAS HIS BIRTHDAY. 1023 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,500 - OH, MY GOD! I KNOW THAT ONE. 1024 00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:20,770 - AND THE LAST ONE... 1025 00:35:20,767 --> 00:35:22,567 - I MEAN, WHY... 1026 00:35:22,567 --> 00:35:24,127 - HE HAS THE LAST NAME AS-- AS OUR NIECE. 1027 00:35:24,133 --> 00:35:25,603 - PEREZ HILTON. - YES. 1028 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:28,500 - YAY, TEAMWORK. WHOO-HOO. 1029 00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:29,800 YOU KNOW WHAT? I WANT TO PLAY TOO. 1030 00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:30,800 OVER HERE. 1031 00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,730 - WHATEVER. - ALL RIGHT, PAM. 1032 00:35:32,734 --> 00:35:33,934 YOUR TURN. 1033 00:35:33,934 --> 00:35:35,474 - EVERYONE'S GONNA BE REALLY CONFUSED 1034 00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:36,467 THAT MY NAME'S DANA NOT PAM. 1035 00:35:36,467 --> 00:35:37,867 - NO, NO, I'M NOT SORRY. 1036 00:35:37,867 --> 00:35:39,027 IT WAS JUST A JOKE. 1037 00:35:39,033 --> 00:35:40,433 - NO, LISTEN, I LOVE YOU. IT'S OKAY. 1038 00:35:40,433 --> 00:35:41,633 YOU CAN CALL ME WHATEVER. 1039 00:35:41,633 --> 00:35:43,333 - DO YOU REALLY LOVE ME, OR DO YOU JUST LIKE ME? 1040 00:35:43,333 --> 00:35:44,773 - I DO. I REALLY-- NO, I LIKE YOU A LOT. 1041 00:35:44,767 --> 00:35:45,767 - 'CAUSE...THAT'S SWEET. 1042 00:35:45,767 --> 00:35:46,767 - I LIKE YOUR SOUL. 1043 00:35:46,767 --> 00:35:48,167 - OH, THAT'S SO SWEET. 1044 00:35:48,166 --> 00:35:49,166 - SEE? RIGHT? 1045 00:35:49,166 --> 00:35:50,526 - ALL RIGHT, READY? - AWKWARD. 1046 00:35:50,533 --> 00:35:52,703 - YADA, YADA OVER HERE. 1047 00:35:52,700 --> 00:35:53,800 ALL RIGHT, PEANUT GALLERY. 1048 00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:54,870 HERE WE GO. - GO. 1049 00:35:54,867 --> 00:35:55,867 - OH, MY GOD. 1050 00:35:55,867 --> 00:35:57,197 I LOVE TO DO PLAYS 1051 00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:00,030 THAT I CHARGE A LOT OF PEOPLE MONEY AND I SAY NOTHING. 1052 00:36:00,033 --> 00:36:02,073 I HAVE GODDESSES. I DO A LOT OF-- 1053 00:36:02,066 --> 00:36:03,396 - CHARLIE SHEEN. - CHARLIE SHEEN. 1054 00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:04,530 - OKAY. 1055 00:36:04,533 --> 00:36:05,933 OH, WAIT. 1056 00:36:05,934 --> 00:36:07,674 - SHOULD WE WAIT FOR KIM? 1057 00:36:07,667 --> 00:36:08,797 - KIM? 1058 00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:13,070 GIVE ME ONE SECOND. I'M SORRY. 1059 00:36:13,066 --> 00:36:14,566 - I'M KIND OF WORRIED ABOUT MY TEAM. 1060 00:36:14,567 --> 00:36:16,267 I FEEL LIKE, NUMBER ONE, THEY DON'T LIKE ME, 1061 00:36:16,266 --> 00:36:19,226 AND, NUMBER TWO, THEY'RE NOT LUCID. 1062 00:36:19,233 --> 00:36:20,873 - THEY'RE NOT LUCID. 1063 00:36:20,867 --> 00:36:22,627 - WHERE'S-- IS MY SISTER OVER HERE? 1064 00:36:22,633 --> 00:36:23,833 - NO, SHE WENT-- 1065 00:36:23,834 --> 00:36:25,974 SHE CAME AND GOT A DRINK, AND THEN SHE LEFT. 1066 00:36:25,967 --> 00:36:26,967 - YOU GOT HER COFFEE? 1067 00:36:26,967 --> 00:36:28,497 - YEAH, WITH HER COFFEE. 1068 00:36:28,500 --> 00:36:32,500 - KIM? 1069 00:36:32,500 --> 00:36:34,400 - DANA, IS THERE ANOTHER BATHROOM I CAN USE? 1070 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,270 - YEAH, LET'S GO IN THE CHEF BATHROOM. 1071 00:36:36,266 --> 00:36:38,466 IT'S KIND OF WEIRD, BUT LET'S DO IT. 1072 00:36:38,467 --> 00:36:40,297 - I DO NOT KNOW THESE GIRLS YET. 1073 00:36:40,300 --> 00:36:41,300 JUST SO YOU KNOW. 1074 00:36:41,300 --> 00:36:43,600 - DO YOU WANT TO? 1075 00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:44,600 - [sighs] 1076 00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:45,770 - COME ON. 1077 00:36:45,767 --> 00:36:48,967 - WELL, I ACTUALLY-- DANA'S VERY NICE. 1078 00:36:48,967 --> 00:36:53,367 UM, BRANDI'S JUST NOT MY STYLE, 1079 00:36:53,367 --> 00:36:55,667 BUT, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER. 1080 00:36:55,667 --> 00:36:57,297 - I DON'T KNOW. I'M CONCERNED ABOUT KIM. 1081 00:36:57,300 --> 00:36:59,830 SHE SEEMS REALLY OFF HER ROCKER. 1082 00:36:59,834 --> 00:37:01,134 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1083 00:37:01,133 --> 00:37:03,933 I COULD TELL THAT SOMETHING WAS GOING ON WITH HER. 1084 00:37:03,934 --> 00:37:05,374 I--YOU KNOW, SHE WASN'T DRINKING. 1085 00:37:05,367 --> 00:37:06,597 SHE HAD A COFFEE IN HER HAND. 1086 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:09,630 BUT SHE WAS CLEARLY INEBRIATED. 1087 00:37:09,633 --> 00:37:11,533 - I THINK SHE'S JUST BEEN THROUGH A LOT. 1088 00:37:11,533 --> 00:37:12,803 UM... 1089 00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:14,100 - THE OTHER DAY SHE'S LIKE, 1090 00:37:14,100 --> 00:37:15,830 "I CAN TELL YOU THINK I'M A SLUT." 1091 00:37:15,834 --> 00:37:17,974 AND I SAID, "WHY WOULD YOU THINK WE THINK YOU'RE A SLUT?" 1092 00:37:17,967 --> 00:37:19,797 - WELL, IT'S 50 BELOW OUT... 1093 00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:21,000 - KIM, I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING. 1094 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,000 - AND SHE'S WEARING... 1095 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,030 - CAN I SAY SOMETHING? 1096 00:37:23,033 --> 00:37:25,273 NEVER TAKE LIQUID LINER OUT WITH YOU. 1097 00:37:25,266 --> 00:37:27,726 - I MEAN, SINCE SHE'S COME IN, SHE'S BEEN... 1098 00:37:27,734 --> 00:37:30,534 I DON'T KNOW. SHE'S BEEN IN THE BATHROOM 15 TIMES. 1099 00:37:30,533 --> 00:37:32,373 - I DON'T THINK SHE'S TRYING TO HIDE ANYTHING. 1100 00:37:32,367 --> 00:37:33,367 I JUST THINK THAT... 1101 00:37:33,367 --> 00:37:34,867 - NO, OBVIOUS... 1102 00:37:34,867 --> 00:37:36,927 I MEAN, SHE--SHE'S OBVIOUSLY NOT TRYING TO HIDE ANYTHING. 1103 00:37:36,934 --> 00:37:39,204 'CAUSE IT'S ON THE TABLE. 1104 00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:42,170 - I DID NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT 1105 00:37:42,166 --> 00:37:43,996 ANYTHING THAT KIM'S GOING THROUGH. 1106 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,130 IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS. 1107 00:37:45,133 --> 00:37:46,573 IT'S KIM'S OWN BUSINESS. 1108 00:37:46,567 --> 00:37:48,467 SHE'S WORKING THINGS OUT ON HER OWN. 1109 00:37:48,467 --> 00:37:49,467 - WE'RE GONNA PLAY GAMES. 1110 00:37:49,467 --> 00:37:50,567 - OUT OF MY EYES. 1111 00:37:50,567 --> 00:37:51,967 - OTHERWISE THEY'RE GONNA THINK-- 1112 00:37:51,967 --> 00:37:53,227 IF YOU PUT TOO MUCH, IT LOOKS BAD. 1113 00:37:53,233 --> 00:37:55,473 TRUST ME. I'M THE MAKEUP QUEEN. 1114 00:37:55,467 --> 00:37:56,467 AND YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE. 1115 00:37:56,467 --> 00:37:57,867 - AND I CAN'T DO ANYTHING. 1116 00:37:57,867 --> 00:37:59,097 - WRONG. YES, YOU CAN. 1117 00:37:59,100 --> 00:38:00,500 YOU CAN DO A LOT OF THINGS. JUST NOT MAKEUP. 1118 00:38:00,500 --> 00:38:01,730 [laughter] 1119 00:38:01,734 --> 00:38:03,504 - THEY BOTH SAID THAT THEY DON'T LIKE ME. 1120 00:38:03,500 --> 00:38:05,570 SHE'S LIKE, "OH, THEY'RE ON YOUR--OUR--MY--" 1121 00:38:05,567 --> 00:38:07,627 SHE'S LIKE, "SHE'S ON MY TEAM? I DON'T LIKE HER." 1122 00:38:07,633 --> 00:38:08,933 PERFECT. 1123 00:38:08,934 --> 00:38:11,504 - I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT THAT WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL BAD. 1124 00:38:11,500 --> 00:38:13,930 I MEAN, I UNDERSTAND. I WENT THROUGH IT LAST YEAR. 1125 00:38:13,934 --> 00:38:15,234 IT'S HARD. THEY'RE SISTERS. 1126 00:38:15,233 --> 00:38:16,733 - IT'S A LITTLE CATTY. 1127 00:38:16,734 --> 00:38:18,674 - I WENT THROUGH THAT LAST YEAR, AND I KNOW. 1128 00:38:18,667 --> 00:38:19,867 IT'S...IT'S HARSH. 1129 00:38:19,867 --> 00:38:21,767 - LIKE, I DON'T-- BUT LITERALLY, LIKE, 1130 00:38:21,767 --> 00:38:23,927 "I DON'T LIKE HER." 1131 00:38:23,934 --> 00:38:27,104 - LAST YEAR I FELT I WAS ON THE OUTS WITH KYLE AND KIM, 1132 00:38:27,100 --> 00:38:30,800 SO I COULD EMPATHIZE WITH BRANDI. 1133 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:32,500 YOU CAN PULL THEM ASIDE AND ASK THEM AND SAY, 1134 00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:34,630 "LET'S TALK. LET'S GET IT OUT IN THE OPEN. 1135 00:38:34,633 --> 00:38:36,133 LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS." 1136 00:38:36,133 --> 00:38:38,333 - I DON'T KNOW IF I CARE ENOUGH TO EVEN SAY THAT TO BE HONEST. 1137 00:38:38,333 --> 00:38:39,933 LIKE, REALLY? YOU WANT TO BE A BITCH? 1138 00:38:39,934 --> 00:38:41,904 I CAN BE A TEN TIMES BIGGER BITCH. 1139 00:38:41,900 --> 00:38:42,900 - MM-HMM. 1140 00:38:42,900 --> 00:38:45,200 I LIKE KYLE AND KIM. 1141 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,900 YOU KIND OF FEEL LIKE YOU'RE TORN BETWEEN YOUR FRIENDS 1142 00:38:47,900 --> 00:38:50,800 OR THE PEOPLE THAT YOU'RE BECOMING FRIENDS WITH. 1143 00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:51,830 - HERE YOU GO. 1144 00:38:51,834 --> 00:38:54,234 - OH, OKAY, WOULD YOU, DANE, PAM, 1145 00:38:54,233 --> 00:38:55,403 WILL YOU PUT IT HERE? 1146 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:56,930 - OKAY, IF YOU CALL ME "PAM" ONE MORE TIME 1147 00:38:56,934 --> 00:38:57,974 I'M GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT. 1148 00:38:57,967 --> 00:38:59,197 THAT'S HER SPECIAL PRIVILEGE. 1149 00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,270 - I LOVE THAT! 1150 00:39:00,266 --> 00:39:01,526 - THAT'S YOUR SPECIAL PRIVILEGE. 1151 00:39:01,533 --> 00:39:03,633 - AW! THANK YOU, PAM. 1152 00:39:03,633 --> 00:39:06,603 - DANA WAS REALLY, REALLY, REALLY FAR 1153 00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:09,670 UP KIM AND KYLE'S ASSES. 1154 00:39:09,667 --> 00:39:12,597 I FELT LIKE I HAD NO FRIENDS IN THAT ROOM. 1155 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,500 AND HAD ADRIENNE BEEN THERE, 1156 00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:18,100 IT WOULD HAVE TAKEN THE EDGE OFF. 1157 00:39:18,100 --> 00:39:20,970 - ALL RIGHT, CAMILLE. AND IT'S GOING. 1158 00:39:20,967 --> 00:39:22,167 - KIM? 1159 00:39:22,166 --> 00:39:23,696 - OKAY, AN ITALIAN ACTRESS. 1160 00:39:23,700 --> 00:39:24,700 - WHERE'S KIM? 1161 00:39:24,700 --> 00:39:25,700 - SHE'S, UM, OLDER NOW. 1162 00:39:25,700 --> 00:39:27,370 VERY SOPHISTICATED. 1163 00:39:27,367 --> 00:39:30,097 UM, VERY TALL, HIGH CHEEKBONES. 1164 00:39:30,100 --> 00:39:32,400 SHE WAS IN THE MOVIE... 1165 00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:34,130 - OH, MY GOD. SOPHIA LOREN. 1166 00:39:34,133 --> 00:39:35,373 - THANK YOU. 1167 00:39:35,367 --> 00:39:36,997 WHERE DO I PUT THAT BACK IN THERE? 1168 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,670 - WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HER CRUTCHES? 1169 00:39:38,667 --> 00:39:39,667 - [laughs] 1170 00:39:39,667 --> 00:39:42,697 - YOU HID HER CRUTCHES? 1171 00:39:42,700 --> 00:39:44,770 NOW THAT'S THE KIM I KNOW. 1172 00:39:48,967 --> 00:39:50,627 - SHE HATES US. 1173 00:39:50,633 --> 00:39:51,633 - SHE HATES US? 1174 00:39:51,633 --> 00:39:53,003 - MM-HMM. 1175 00:39:55,433 --> 00:39:56,573 - YOU GUYS, OKAY. 1176 00:39:56,567 --> 00:39:58,067 I.Q. TEST UP NEXT. 1177 00:39:58,066 --> 00:39:59,426 WHOO-WHOO! 1178 00:39:59,433 --> 00:40:01,003 YOU FIRST. 1179 00:40:06,767 --> 00:40:08,767 - PERFECT. BRING IT, BITCH. 1180 00:40:08,767 --> 00:40:09,767 - WHAT? - BRING IT, BITCH. 1181 00:40:09,767 --> 00:40:10,767 - COME ON UP. 1182 00:40:10,767 --> 00:40:13,897 - ARE YOU CALLING ME A BITCH? 1183 00:40:13,900 --> 00:40:16,700 - WOW, BRANDI DOES NOT KNOW WHAT SHE'S GETTING HERSELF INTO. 1184 00:40:16,700 --> 00:40:18,570 I WOULDN'T GO THERE, GIRL. 1185 00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:23,830 - COMING UP... 1186 00:40:23,834 --> 00:40:26,334 - IT WAS VERY OBVIOUS AND OPEN WHAT YOU GUYS SAID. 1187 00:40:26,333 --> 00:40:27,803 - ABOUT WHAT? 1188 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,230 - MAYBE YOU DON'T REMEMBER, 1189 00:40:29,233 --> 00:40:31,233 'CAUSE YOU'VE BEEN IN THE BATHROOM TOO MANY TIMES. 1190 00:40:31,233 --> 00:40:32,873 - EXCUSE ME? 1191 00:40:38,700 --> 00:40:39,830 - YOU GUYS, OKAY. 1192 00:40:39,834 --> 00:40:41,474 I.Q. TEST UP NEXT. 1193 00:40:41,467 --> 00:40:42,697 WHOO-WHOO! 1194 00:40:42,700 --> 00:40:44,870 YOU FIRST. 1195 00:40:50,133 --> 00:40:52,073 - PERFECT. BRING IT, BITCH. 1196 00:40:52,066 --> 00:40:53,066 - WHAT? - BRING IT, BITCH. 1197 00:40:53,066 --> 00:40:54,096 - COME ON UP. 1198 00:40:54,100 --> 00:40:55,430 - ARE YOU CALLING ME A BITCH? 1199 00:40:55,433 --> 00:40:56,603 - YEAH, KIND OF. 1200 00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:58,200 I.Q. TEST? ARE YOU KIDDING? 1201 00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:00,130 LIKE, REALLY? YOU'RE LIKE, "YOU FIRST." 1202 00:41:00,133 --> 00:41:03,003 OKAY? YOU'RE A BITCH. 1203 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:09,230 - DID YOU REALLY SAY THAT MY FRIEND KYLE'S A BITCH? 1204 00:41:09,233 --> 00:41:10,573 'CAUSE SHE'S NOT A BITCH. 1205 00:41:10,567 --> 00:41:12,227 - "YOU FIRST" WAS A LITTLE JOKE. 1206 00:41:12,233 --> 00:41:13,773 - WE DON'T EVEN HAVE TO GET INTO THIS. 1207 00:41:13,767 --> 00:41:15,667 LET'S NOT EVEN. IT'S NOT WORTH IT, YOU GUYS. 1208 00:41:15,667 --> 00:41:17,397 IT'S NOT WORTH IT. LET'S NOT FIGHT. 1209 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:19,030 THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE JUST FUN. 1210 00:41:19,033 --> 00:41:20,633 - I WASN'T RUDE. YOUR SISTER WAS. 1211 00:41:20,633 --> 00:41:22,103 - WHAT? 1212 00:41:22,100 --> 00:41:23,170 - I DON'T THINK SHE WAS RUDE. 1213 00:41:23,166 --> 00:41:25,626 I THINK WHAT YOU SAID WAS RUDE. 1214 00:41:25,633 --> 00:41:27,173 WHO ARE YOU TO SIT AT SOMEONE'S HOUSE 1215 00:41:27,166 --> 00:41:29,226 AND JUST CALL-- START CALLING PEOPLE NAMES? 1216 00:41:29,233 --> 00:41:32,833 I MEAN, MY SISTER'S NOT... 1217 00:41:32,834 --> 00:41:35,034 THE "B" WORD. 1218 00:41:35,033 --> 00:41:36,873 - SHE SAID, "I.Q. TEST, YOU FIRST." 1219 00:41:36,867 --> 00:41:37,997 LIKE, "BLONDE FIRST." 1220 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,170 THAT'S A BITCHY THING TO SAY. 1221 00:41:39,166 --> 00:41:40,526 - EVERYBODY IN THE ROOM IS A BLONDE. 1222 00:41:40,533 --> 00:41:42,003 - WE'RE ALL BLONDES, AND I DYE MY HAIR. 1223 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,330 - I DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE, 1224 00:41:43,333 --> 00:41:45,403 BUT YOU'RE ALL BLONDE EXCEPT ME. 1225 00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,330 - KYLE, SHE'S MEAN. I DON'T LIKE IT. 1226 00:41:47,333 --> 00:41:49,003 MAKE IT STOP. 1227 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,170 - I DON'T LIKE HER. 1228 00:41:51,166 --> 00:41:54,296 - I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 1229 00:41:54,300 --> 00:41:58,730 - KYLE AND KIM WERE A BIT CATTY AND HIGH-SCHOOL-LIKE. 1230 00:41:58,734 --> 00:42:01,374 IT WAS LIKE BEING WITH THE MEAN GIRLS. 1231 00:42:01,367 --> 00:42:03,397 - YOU GUYS SAID THIS TEN TIMES EARLIER. 1232 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:04,930 "I DON'T LIKE HER. SHE'S NOT ON MY TEAM. 1233 00:42:04,934 --> 00:42:06,204 I DON'T LIKE IT." 1234 00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:08,030 IT WAS VERY OBVIOUS AND OPEN WHAT YOU GUYS SAID. 1235 00:42:08,033 --> 00:42:09,033 - ABOUT WHAT? 1236 00:42:09,033 --> 00:42:10,433 - MAYBE YOU DON'T REMEMBER 1237 00:42:10,433 --> 00:42:12,433 'CAUSE YOU'VE BEEN IN THE BATHROOM TOO MANY TIMES. 1238 00:42:12,433 --> 00:42:13,473 - EXCUSE ME. 1239 00:42:13,467 --> 00:42:14,467 - EXCUSE ME? 1240 00:42:14,467 --> 00:42:15,797 - EXCUSE ME WHAT? 1241 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,970 HOW MANY TIMES HAS SHE BEEN IN THE BATHROOM TONIGHT? 1242 00:42:17,967 --> 00:42:19,167 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 1243 00:42:19,166 --> 00:42:20,866 YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 1244 00:42:20,867 --> 00:42:23,467 - YOU ARE A GODDAMN BITCH. YOU KNOW THAT? 1245 00:42:23,467 --> 00:42:27,567 - BRING IT. 1246 00:42:27,567 --> 00:42:29,697 - YOU ARE PATHETIC, OKAY? 1247 00:42:29,700 --> 00:42:31,630 - I AM. - PATHETIC. YES, YOU ARE. 1248 00:42:31,633 --> 00:42:35,833 - KYLE, SHE KEEPS CALLING ME PAN, AND I DON'T LIKE IT. 1249 00:42:35,834 --> 00:42:37,934 AND I'M THE HOSTESS. 1250 00:42:37,934 --> 00:42:40,334 - AT LEAST I'M NOT THE ONE WEARING CUT-OFF SHORTS 1251 00:42:40,333 --> 00:42:41,633 THAT SHOW MY ASS. 1252 00:42:41,633 --> 00:42:43,503 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, IT'S CUTE, SO IT'S FINE. 1253 00:42:43,500 --> 00:42:46,530 - IT'S NOT CUTE WHEN YOU'RE RUNNING AROUND LIKE A LITTLE HO. 1254 00:42:46,533 --> 00:42:49,233 - COLOR ME SLUT. 1255 00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:50,433 - OKAY. 1256 00:42:50,433 --> 00:42:51,903 - YOU HAVE A REAL THING ABOUT THAT... 1257 00:42:51,900 --> 00:42:53,930 - YOU WANT TO CALL YOURSELF A SLUT, YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD. 1258 00:42:53,934 --> 00:42:55,134 - AT THE BARBECUE THE OTHER DAY, 1259 00:42:55,133 --> 00:42:56,703 YOU KEPT SAYING, "YOU ALL THINK I'M A SLUT." 1260 00:42:56,700 --> 00:42:58,130 I MEAN, YOU MUST BE PARANOID ABOUT THAT. 1261 00:42:58,133 --> 00:42:59,473 - NO, I'M NOT PARANOID. I AM A SLUT. 1262 00:42:59,467 --> 00:43:00,667 - WELL, YOU KEEP SAYING IT. 1263 00:43:00,667 --> 00:43:02,227 YOU ARE A SLUT. GOOD. AT LEAST YOU ADMIT IT. 1264 00:43:02,233 --> 00:43:03,633 - YEP. - IT'S VERY CLEAR, BY THE WAY. 1265 00:43:03,633 --> 00:43:05,903 - SO IS EVERYTHING ELSE TONIGHT. 1266 00:43:05,900 --> 00:43:10,000 - WHAT IS--WHAT IS THAT? 1267 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:13,200 - YOUR SISTER IS--IS WASTED OUT OF HER [bleep] MIND. 1268 00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:14,200 - SHE'S NOT WASTED. 1269 00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:15,200 [overlapping yelling] 1270 00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:16,370 WATCH YOUR [bleep] MOUTH. 1271 00:43:16,367 --> 00:43:18,927 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 1272 00:43:18,934 --> 00:43:20,974 [suspenseful music] 1273 00:43:20,967 --> 00:43:24,497 ♪♪ ♪♪ 1274 00:43:24,500 --> 00:43:25,930 I DON'T--I... 1275 00:43:25,934 --> 00:43:27,634 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT EVEN WORTH MY BREATH. 1276 00:43:27,633 --> 00:43:29,103 YOU'RE DISGUSTING. 1277 00:43:29,100 --> 00:43:31,700 - NEXT ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS... 1278 00:43:31,700 --> 00:43:34,270 - WHAT KIND OF BUDGET ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? 1279 00:43:34,266 --> 00:43:36,266 - THE AVERAGE WEDDINGS IN BEVERLY HILLS 1280 00:43:36,266 --> 00:43:38,896 OF 180 GUESTS, ABOUT $1 MILLION. 1281 00:43:38,900 --> 00:43:40,230 - WHAT'S HE GONNA DO AS PARTY FAVORS? 1282 00:43:40,233 --> 00:43:43,333 GIVE PEOPLE A BAG OF MONEY? 1283 00:43:43,333 --> 00:43:45,533 - SUCH MEMORIES HERE. 1284 00:43:45,533 --> 00:43:46,803 I LIVED IN THAT HOUSE. 1285 00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:49,430 IF THEY THINK I SOLD IT FOR 20,000--? 1286 00:43:49,433 --> 00:43:52,033 ARE THEY OKAY? 1287 00:43:52,033 --> 00:43:54,733 - DON'T TALK ABOUT MY BABIES. 1288 00:43:54,734 --> 00:43:57,704 I WILL [bleep] KILL YOU. 1289 00:43:57,700 --> 00:43:58,770 REALLY? 1290 00:43:58,767 --> 00:44:00,397 - DON'T YOU [bleep] THREATEN ME. 1291 00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:01,900 - NO! NO! STOP IT! 1292 00:44:01,900 --> 00:44:03,670 - TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES, 1293 00:44:03,667 --> 00:44:05,867 GO TO BRAVOTV.COM. 1294 00:44:08,900 --> 00:44:10,900 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 84214

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