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- PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
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- YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND
OF TAYLOR'S.
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- YES, I AM.
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AND NOW I'M
A GOOD FRIEND OF YOURS.
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CHEERS.
- ALL RIGHT.
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- I JUST WANT TO SAY...
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I LOVE YOU.
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- I THOUGHT SHE WAS
INTOXICATED WITH SOMETHING.
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- OKAY,
I'M LOVING THE SUNGLASSES.
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- DID YOU KNOW?
25,000.
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- INSANE.
- THAT'S RIGHT.
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- MY EX-HUSBAND GOT REMARRIED
ON FRIDAY, WHICH WAS...
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- SORRY. MINE GOT MARRIED
A MONTH AND A HALF AGO.
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- SHE'S LIKE
THE A-LIST VERSION
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OF WHAT I WENT THROUGH,
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WHICH IS, LIKE,
THE D-LIST VERSION.
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SO I GET THAT FEELING
THAT YOU GUYS THINK
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I'M, LIKE, A SUPER SLUT,
BUT I'M REALLY NOT.
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- NO.
- I DO NOW.
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NOW THAT YOU SAID THAT.
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- LIFE IN BEVERLY HILLS
IS A GAME,
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AND I MAKE THE RULES.
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- I'M NOT THE RICHEST GIRL
IN BEVERLY HILLS,
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BUT I AM THE LUCKIEST.
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- PEOPLE TRY TO FIGURE ME OUT,
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BUT I'M ONE OF A KIND.
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- I FINALLY FOUND MY VOICE,
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AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT.
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- HAVING IT ALL IS EASY
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IF YOU'RE WILLING
TO WORK FOR IT.
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- DIAMONDS AREN'T
A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND.
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FREEDOM IS.
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- OKAY,
PUT THIS LIKE THIS HERE.
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DO EXACTLY THE SAME AS ME.
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LIKE THIS.
HUH?
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- [speaks indistinctly]
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- YEAH, NO, NO,
I'M GONNA SHOW YOU.
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'CAUSE I'M GONNA GO, OKAY?
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LIKE THIS.
OKAY, SO DO THIS.
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WHERE'S THE LITTLE,
ROUND SPOON?
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HEY.
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OH, BUKI.
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BUKI HASN'T GOT A CLUE
WHAT'S GOING ON ANYMORE.
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CUP OF TEA?
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- A BIT LIKE ME.
I'LL DO IT.
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AS YOU'RE BUSY COOKING.
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LEAST I CAN DO.
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- I WONDER HOW
THE KIDS' TRIP WENT.
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- WHEN DO THEY GET BACK?
TONIGHT?
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- PANDORA AND JASON HAVE JUST
COME BACK FROM NEW YORK CITY,
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AND JASON'S PARENTS ARE HERE.
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THEY'RE LEAVING TOWN SOON.
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SO I'M JUST PREPARING DINNER
FOR TOMORROW NIGHT.
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POTATO SALAD WITH SCALLIONS.
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- LOVE THAT.
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- TURKEY BACON.
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IT'S GONNA BE FANTASTIC.
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WHAT, DARLING?
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- I'VE COME OVER
FOR A TASTE.
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- NO, I HAVEN'T FINISHED YET.
ONE SECOND.
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DO YOUR JOB.
YOUR ONLY JOB.
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OPEN THE WINE.
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AND DON'T PUT THAT
DIRTY THING ON MY...
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GO...
OVER THERE.
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SO GOOD.
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OKAY, I THINK WE'RE DONE.
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- CAN I HAVE MY TASTE NOW?
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- MM-HMM.
MM. MM.
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YOU ARE GONNA LOVE THIS.
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MM.
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- YOU'RE SO NICE.
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- TOMORROW NIGHT'S
REALLY SPECIAL FOR ME.
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I'M GONNA BE SURROUNDED
BY THE PEOPLE I LOVE--
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PANDORA, JASON,
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AND, HOPEFULLY,
IF I CAN TIE MY SON DOWN, MAX.
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- UM, YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S
ON THE PHONE.
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- MAX, DON'T COME INTO THE HOUSE
AND NOT SAY HELLO TO ME.
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AND THEN YOU DISAPPEAR.
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- SAY HELLO WHEN YOU WALK IN.
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- WHEN YOU WALK IN,
SAY HELLO TO ME.
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- IT'S ALL RIGHT.
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UH, COOL--
I'M, UH, BUSY RIGHT NOW.
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I'M GONNA HAVE DINNER
WITH MY PARENTS TONIGHT,
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SO I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW.
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- WELL, DON'T SOUND
SO HAPPY ABOUT IT.
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- ALL RIGHT. BYE.
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LOVE YOU TOO.
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- WHAT WAS THAT?
"I LOVE YOU TOO"?
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- KISS YOUR MOTHER.
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- DID YOU SAY,
"I LOVE YOU TOO"?
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DID YOU SAY,
"I LOVE YOU TOO?"
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- IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S
GETTING SERIOUS WITH MELISSA.
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I MEAN, ALL THIS.
COME ON.
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- I'VE NEVER HEARD YOU
SAY THAT BEFORE,
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"I LOVE YOU TOO,"
TO A WOMAN, GIRL.
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- WHAT, HAVE YOU HEARD HIM
SAY IT TO A GUY?
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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WELL, THE ONLY TIME I'VE EVER
HEARD MAX SAY "I LOVE YOU"
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IS TO ME, OBVIOUSLY,
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SO I'M GONNA HAVE TO SEE
WHO THIS GIRL IS
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THAT'S STEPPING ON MY PATCH.
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"I LOVE YOU."
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HE SAID "I LOVE YOU"
TO THAT GIRL.
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- HE SAID, "I LOVE YOU TOO."
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- HELLO!
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- HEY.
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- HOW ARE YOU DARLING?
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- GOOD.
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- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
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YOU'RE SO SWEET
TO COME HELP ME MAKE COOKIES.
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- WELL, ANY EXCUSE TO PRETEND
LIKE I'M GOOD AT SOMETHING.
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- DID YOU BRING YOUR APRON?
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- YEAH,
I BROUGHT THE APRON.
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CHECK THIS OUT.
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- OH.
- IT'S AWESOME.
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- NOW DO YOU COOK--
THAT'S WHAT YOU COOK IN?
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- I NEVER COOK,
YOU KNOW.
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- I--I KNOW THAT.
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THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T KNOW
WHERE THE APRON CAME FROM.
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DANA IS ONE OF MY FRIENDS,
AND I JUST ADORE HER,
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BECAUSE SHE'S OUTSPOKEN,
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SHE DOESN'T TAKE
ANY [bleep] OFF ANYONE.
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SHE'S ALL THE THINGS
I'M NOT,
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WHICH I REALLY LIKE
TO FIND IN MY FRIENDS.
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SO WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?
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- WELL, UM, STILL TRYING
TO GET OVER THE BARBECUE.
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- OH, MY GOSH.
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WAS THAT JUST CRAZY OR WHAT?
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- AND, YOU KNOW,
IT'S INTERESTING,
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BECAUSE BRANDI
WAS IN A REALLY WEIRD MOOD.
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I--I DON'T KNOW.
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I MEAN, I--I'VE BEEN...
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- DID YOU KNOW
I HAVE ONE OF THESE,
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AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT IT DID?
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IS THAT A MICROWAVE?
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- IT'S CALLED A MICROWAVE.
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- NO, IT'S A DIFFERENT THING.
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- YEAH, NO,
THIS IS JUST A MICROWAVE.
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- ANYWAY,
BUT IT WAS REALLY BEAUTIFUL,
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AND I WAS LIKE, "WOW,"
AND IT WAS PRETTY COOL.
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AND THEN BRANDI,
I DON'T KNOW,
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LIKE, ALL THIS TALK,
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AND IT JUST TURNS INTO,
YOU KNOW,
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THE C-O-C-K WORD.
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IT'S A KID PARTY, RIGHT?
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YOU'RE LIKE, "UM..."
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- YEAH, I HADN'T SEEN
THAT SIDE OF HER,
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AND I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW, I COULD
REALLY EMPATHIZE WITH HER
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WITH WHAT SHE WAS GOING THROUGH
WITH HER MARRIAGE, AND...
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BUT THEN YET SHE KIND OF THREW
ME OFF A LITTLE YESTERDAY,
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BUT MAYBE I'M NOT READY TO THROW
IN THE TOWEL ON HER COMPLETELY.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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DO YOU THINK BETTY CROCKER
HAD GOOD BICEPS?
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BECAUSE THIS STUFF
IS SO HARD TO STIR.
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ANYWAY, SO WHAT ARE YOU THINKING
ABOUT OUR GAME NIGHT SITUATION?
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ARE YOU UP FOR IT?
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- OF COURSE
I'M TOTALLY UP FOR IT.
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- I KNOW WE WERE
PLANNING ON DOING IT HERE,
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BUT I APPRECIATE THE FACT
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THAT YOU'D BE WILLING
TO DO IT AT YOUR HOUSE.
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JUST--THINGS ARE JUST SO HEAVY
IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW.
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I COULD USE A TIME
WHERE I'M JUST A GUEST,
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YOU KNOW, WHERE I'M NOT
INVOLVED IN THE...
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- RIGHT.
- PLANNING AND HANGING.
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- WELL, GOOD,
BECAUSE I'M EXCITED ABOUT IT.
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- OH, GOOD. OKAY,
SO WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?
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DANA IS AN INCREDIBLE
EVENT PLANNER.
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SHE HAS A LOT OF HISTORY
IN PLANNING PARTIES
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FOR THINGS LIKE THE GRAMMYS,
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AND, UM,
JUST BIG EVENTS AROUND TOWN.
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- I WAS THINKING WE'D DO JUST
SORT OF DESSERTS AND ALCOHOL.
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AND I'LL DO SOME
OVER-THE-TOP GAMING DECOR.
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- OKAY, THAT'S CUTE.
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- OR MAYBE DO SOME, UM,
GAME PIECES ON THE FLOOR.
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- THAT'S CUTE.
YEAH.
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YOU'LL COME UP
WITH SOMETHING GOOD.
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- AND, LIKE,
DICE WITH FLOWERS.
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I'M ACTUALLY GONNA--
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I'M GONNA PROBABLY USE
ONE OF MY VENDORS TO HELP ME,
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'CAUSE I'M, LIKE--
I'VE GOT A LOT GOING ON.
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FOR THIS GAME NIGHT,
I'M GOING ALL OUT.
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IT'S GONNA BE SO FUN.
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WELL, WE'RE GONNA
HAVE A GOOD TIME.
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I'M EXCITED.
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- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
I LOVE YOU.
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I JUST WANTED TO,
YOU KNOW,
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MAKE SURE YOU WERE COOL
WITH EVERYTHING I'M DOING
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WITH THE GAME NIGHT.
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- YEAH, IT SOUNDS
LIKE IT'S GONNA BE FUN.
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I WILL BRING, UM,
I DON'T KNOW. COOKIES?
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- [laughs]
NO, WE'LL HAVE PLENTY.
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THANKS.
[laughter]
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- HELLO.
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- HOW'S EVERYTHING?
- VERY WELL.
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- GOOD.
- THANK YOU.
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- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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- SHALL I START YOU
WITH A GLASS OF WINE?
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- YOU KNOW, I MIGHT
HAVE A GLASS OF CHARDONNAY.
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- BEAUTIFUL.
- I WILL TOO.
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HOW IS EVERYTHING?
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- [sighs]
BUSY.
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- ARE YOU BUSY?
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I KNOW. I'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH
THE SAME STUFF.
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RIGHT NOW I'M JUST MOVING
INTO MY HOUSE, AND...
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- HOW--OH, MY GOSH.
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WHEN ARE WE GONNA COME OVER?
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- AS SOON AS I HAVE
A DINING TABLE.
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- OH...
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- I'M HAVING IT MADE,
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BECAUSE I COULDN'T
FIND ONE THAT I LIKED.
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SO...
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I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU
TO SEE THE INSIDE.
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- LET'S CHEERS.
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- CHEERS.
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- WELL, WHAT'D YOU THINK
OF BRANDI?
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- WHAT DID I THINK
OF BRANDI?
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WELL, SHE'S ENTERTAINING.
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I MEAN...
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- YOU'RE NOT A BIG FAN.
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- I CAN JUST TELL
SHE'S NOT A GIRLS' GIRL,
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AND, YOU KNOW, AND JUST, LIKE,
THE WORDS SHE CHOOSES TO USE
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ARE JUST, LIKE, WORDS
THAT I FIND TO BE TACKY.
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SHE SAID, "I KNOW
YOU ALL THINK I'M A SLUT.
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I CAN TELL BY--
YOU'RE ROLLING YOUR EYES."
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AND I'M THINKING, "WELL,
I WASN'T ROLLING MY EYES,"
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BUT I CAN'T EXACTLY HIDE
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WHEN I'M THINKING
SOMETHING ABOUT SOMEBODY,
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SO I WAS MAYBE LIKE...
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- WELL, THAT'S OKAY.
YOU'RE VERY STRAIGHTFORWARD.
230
00:08:22,467 --> 00:08:23,727
YEAH.
I THINK SHE SPEAKS,
231
00:08:23,734 --> 00:08:26,574
AND THEN SHE REALIZES
WHAT SHE HAS SAID, AND...
232
00:08:26,567 --> 00:08:27,567
- YOU THINK SHE REALIZES?
233
00:08:27,567 --> 00:08:29,667
- I WOULD HOPE SO, BUT...
234
00:08:29,667 --> 00:08:30,997
BRANDI REALLY IS
A SWEET GIRL.
235
00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,800
SHE JUST ABSOLUTELY
HAS NO FILTER.
236
00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:36,100
SO, YOU KNOW, BUT, AGAIN,
237
00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:37,770
YOU COULD SEE THAT
AS BEING VERY REAL.
238
00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:38,927
- I KNOW
I ONLY HAVE DAUGHTERS,
239
00:08:38,934 --> 00:08:40,974
SO I'M NOT A BOY MOM.
I KNOW THAT.
240
00:08:40,967 --> 00:08:43,927
CAN WE JUST PLEASE
TALK ABOUT HER SON
241
00:08:43,934 --> 00:08:45,234
PEEING ON THE GRASS?
242
00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:46,973
- UH-OH.
243
00:08:46,967 --> 00:08:49,097
NO, JAKEY! JAKEY!
244
00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:51,370
[laughter]
245
00:08:51,367 --> 00:08:52,667
- HE'S FOUR,
AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN,
246
00:08:52,667 --> 00:08:53,927
LIKE, CORRECT HIM.
247
00:08:53,934 --> 00:08:55,574
- I MEAN,
BOYS WILL DO THAT.
248
00:08:55,567 --> 00:08:57,927
- OR APOLOGIZE TO YOU,
OR TO THE LITTLE BOY,
249
00:08:57,934 --> 00:09:00,604
SAY, "EXCUSE ME, YOU DON'T WHIP
OUT YOUR PENIS AT A PARTY
250
00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:01,830
AND PEE ON SOMEONE'S GRASS."
251
00:09:01,834 --> 00:09:04,134
- YOU KNOW,
HE'S FOUR YEARS OLD, SO...
252
00:09:04,133 --> 00:09:05,473
- YEAH.
- [bleep] HAPPENS, BUT...
253
00:09:05,467 --> 00:09:07,067
- SHE'S ALL RIGHT.
SHE'S...
254
00:09:07,066 --> 00:09:10,196
- YEAH.
I'LL HAVE TO GIVE IT SOME TIME.
255
00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:11,200
- BURRATA?
256
00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:15,230
- HERE.
THANK YOU.
257
00:09:15,233 --> 00:09:16,233
- AND HERE'S
THE [indistinct]...
258
00:09:16,233 --> 00:09:18,603
- THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
259
00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:20,930
- SO YOU GUYS
WERE IN SACRAMENTO.
260
00:09:20,934 --> 00:09:23,074
- YEAH.
KIM WENT WITH US.
261
00:09:23,066 --> 00:09:24,226
I DON'T KNOW
IF SHE TOLD YOU,
262
00:09:24,233 --> 00:09:25,473
BUT SHE WENT WITH US
TO THE GAME.
263
00:09:25,467 --> 00:09:27,167
- SHE TOLD ME.
264
00:09:27,166 --> 00:09:28,466
- WE HAD A GOOD TIME.
265
00:09:28,467 --> 00:09:32,397
UM, I WAS A LITTLE WORRIED,
BECAUSE...
266
00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:34,100
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO LEAVE
AT A CERTAIN TIME,
267
00:09:34,100 --> 00:09:36,300
AND I WAS WAITING FOR KIM,
268
00:09:36,300 --> 00:09:38,200
AND SHE CALLED
AND SHE SAID, UH,
269
00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:40,970
"THE ELECTRICITY
WENT OUT IN OUR HOUSE,"
270
00:09:40,967 --> 00:09:45,127
AND, UM, SO SHE COULDN'T
SEE TO GET READY.
271
00:09:45,133 --> 00:09:46,833
- I'M LEAVING HERE IN,
LIKE, TEN MINUTES.
272
00:09:46,834 --> 00:09:47,834
I'M SO SORRY.
273
00:09:47,834 --> 00:09:48,834
- KIM, IT'S OKAY, HONEY.
274
00:09:48,834 --> 00:09:50,334
- ...IT'S A NICE AIRPORT,
275
00:09:50,333 --> 00:09:53,273
AND--AND I LOVE
THE PLANES OVER THERE,
276
00:09:53,266 --> 00:09:54,726
SO, YOU KNOW, BUT STILL...
277
00:09:54,734 --> 00:09:58,404
- SHE SOUNDED LIKE
SHE WAS INTOXICATED.
278
00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:01,570
- AND SO PAUL
KIND OF GOT ANNOYED,
279
00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:04,197
AND HE SAID,
"AND IT SOUNDS TO ME LIKE, UM,
280
00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:08,300
SHE MIGHT BE WASTED."
281
00:10:08,300 --> 00:10:09,700
I--I DON'T KNOW.
282
00:10:09,700 --> 00:10:11,100
- YOU MEAN JUST FROM
HER VOICE ON THE PHONE?
283
00:10:11,100 --> 00:10:12,370
MAYBE SHE WAS TIRED?
284
00:10:12,367 --> 00:10:14,867
- THE WAY SHE SOUNDED,
BECAUSE PAUL HEARD IT TOO.
285
00:10:14,867 --> 00:10:16,597
I DON'T KNOW.
286
00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:18,100
- KIM DOESN'T LET ME KNOW
287
00:10:18,100 --> 00:10:19,870
EVERYTHING
THAT GOES ON IN HER LIFE.
288
00:10:19,867 --> 00:10:22,627
I REALLY NEVER KNOW
WHAT I'M GONNA GET.
289
00:10:22,633 --> 00:10:25,233
WELL, WHEN YOU SAW HER,
EVERYTHING WAS OKAY?
290
00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:26,373
- IT WAS ODD.
291
00:10:26,367 --> 00:10:28,597
SOMETIMES KIM
IS HARD TO UNDERSTAND,
292
00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:30,400
BECAUSE SHE KIND OF RAMBLES.
293
00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:32,800
- THAT'S--SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN
LIKE THAT SINCE SHE WAS LITTLE.
294
00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,870
- SHE TALKS A LOT.
- THAT'S REALLY WHO SHE IS.
295
00:10:34,867 --> 00:10:37,167
WHICH DOESN'T ALWAYS GO OVER
THAT WELL WITH ME.
296
00:10:37,166 --> 00:10:38,166
- WELL, YOU'RE HER SISTER.
297
00:10:38,166 --> 00:10:39,726
- BECAUSE IT MAKES ME NERVOUS.
298
00:10:39,734 --> 00:10:41,404
I GET SO STRESSED,
BECAUSE IT'S MY SISTER.
299
00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:43,000
I TAKE THAT ON.
300
00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,270
I DO. LIKE YESTERDAY
I WAS EMBARRASSED
301
00:10:45,266 --> 00:10:47,666
THAT SHE DIDN'T SHOW UP
AT THE BARBECUE.
302
00:10:47,667 --> 00:10:49,427
- IT'S OKAY, YOU KNOW.
303
00:10:49,433 --> 00:10:51,333
- IT'S MY--I'M NOT HER MOM,
YOU KNOW?
304
00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:53,533
BUT I--I FEEL,
LIKE, RESPONSIBLE.
305
00:10:53,533 --> 00:10:56,203
AND SOMETIMES
MY WORRYING COMES OFF AS...
306
00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:59,230
- BEING OVERLY--
- BEARING, TOO STRONG.
307
00:10:59,233 --> 00:11:00,733
- ALMOST LIKE
A HELICOPTER MOM,
308
00:11:00,734 --> 00:11:03,534
ONLY, LIKE,
YOU'RE A HELICOPTER SISTER.
309
00:11:03,533 --> 00:11:05,973
ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT YOU
BOTH CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER
310
00:11:05,967 --> 00:11:09,997
AND LOVE EACH OTHER,
AND THAT'S OBVIOUS.
311
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,030
- YEP.
312
00:11:12,033 --> 00:11:13,103
COMING UP...
313
00:11:13,100 --> 00:11:15,430
I.Q. TEST UP NEXT.
YOU FIRST.
314
00:11:15,433 --> 00:11:16,603
- BRING IT, BITCH.
315
00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:18,930
- ARE YOU
CALLING ME A BITCH?
316
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,803
[laughter]
317
00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:43,500
- HI, HONEY.
- HI, MAMA.
318
00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:44,530
- HOW ARE YA?
- HOW ARE YA?
319
00:11:44,533 --> 00:11:46,233
- I'M PRETTY GOOD.
HOW ARE YOU?
320
00:11:46,233 --> 00:11:47,503
- UM, MY USUAL.
321
00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:48,970
CRAZED, BUSY.
322
00:11:48,967 --> 00:11:50,427
- IT'S GOOD, THOUGH.
323
00:11:50,433 --> 00:11:51,433
- JUGGLING.
324
00:11:51,433 --> 00:11:54,103
I JUST ORDERED US,
UH, CAPPUCCINO,
325
00:11:54,100 --> 00:11:55,170
AND A COUPLE OF MILKSHAKES.
326
00:11:55,166 --> 00:11:56,266
- OH, GOOD.
YAY.
327
00:11:56,266 --> 00:11:57,796
- JUST I THOUGHT
WE'D CELEBRATE, SO...
328
00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:58,800
- I KNOW, I NEED SOMETHING.
329
00:11:58,800 --> 00:11:59,900
- I DON'T KNOW.
YEAH.
330
00:11:59,900 --> 00:12:01,130
WHAT'D YOU THINK
OF THE BARBECUE?
331
00:12:01,133 --> 00:12:02,133
- IT WAS GOOD.
332
00:12:02,133 --> 00:12:03,433
I MEAN,
I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD WAY
333
00:12:03,433 --> 00:12:04,573
TO JUST GET EVERYONE TOGETHER,
334
00:12:04,567 --> 00:12:05,727
AND I WAS REALLY NERVOUS
335
00:12:05,734 --> 00:12:08,004
ABOUT GOING OVER THERE
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
336
00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,130
- WELL, IT'S ALWAYS NERVOUS
337
00:12:09,133 --> 00:12:10,533
WHEN YOU'RE WITH A BUNCH
OF NEW GIRLS.
338
00:12:10,533 --> 00:12:11,703
- YEAH.
339
00:12:11,700 --> 00:12:13,230
- THAT YOU DON'T
REALLY KNOW THAT WELL.
340
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,373
- AFTER ADRIENNE'S BARBECUE,
341
00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:15,627
I FELT THE OTHER WOMEN
342
00:12:15,633 --> 00:12:18,433
WERE REALLY MAKING JUDGMENTS
ON MY PARENTING SKILLS.
343
00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:20,803
I WAS JUST BEING MYSELF
FOR THE MOST PART.
344
00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:23,600
I DO THINK THAT THE JOKE
I MADE TO DANA
345
00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:25,670
WAS, YOU KNOW,
INAPPROPRIATE.
346
00:12:25,667 --> 00:12:27,627
- HE JUST GOES AWAY
FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIME.
347
00:12:27,633 --> 00:12:29,833
I'M NOT REALLY SURE
WHAT HE'S DOING, HONESTLY.
348
00:12:29,834 --> 00:12:33,674
- BASICALLY HE HAS GIRLS
ALL OVER THE COUNTRY.
349
00:12:33,667 --> 00:12:36,727
IT WAS A JOKE,
AND IT WAS A BAD JOKE.
350
00:12:36,734 --> 00:12:38,604
- IF YOU DON'T HAVE
THICK SKIN,
351
00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:40,500
HONEY,
YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT.
352
00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:42,400
- YEAH, BUT NO ONE
MESSES WITH YOU.
353
00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:43,400
- HUH?
- YOU'RE LUCKY.
354
00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:44,770
NO ONE MESSES WITH YOU.
355
00:12:44,767 --> 00:12:47,227
- OH, THEY DO. I JUST
DON'T SWEAT THE SMALL STUFF.
356
00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:48,803
YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER,
IN LIFE,
357
00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:51,800
PEOPLE BECOME
VERY ENVIOUS SOMETIMES,
358
00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:54,430
AND THEY'RE THE ONES THAT
ACTUALLY LOOK VERY INSECURE.
359
00:12:54,433 --> 00:12:56,133
- YEAH, I GUESS IT'S TRUE.
IT'S JUST...
360
00:12:56,133 --> 00:12:57,573
- AND IT'S NOT ALWAYS EASY.
361
00:12:57,567 --> 00:12:58,927
- YEAH.
- IT REALLY ISN'T.
362
00:12:58,934 --> 00:13:01,574
- I'M--I'M SUPER EMOTION--
363
00:13:01,567 --> 00:13:02,897
ESPECIALLY WITH THE KIDS.
364
00:13:02,900 --> 00:13:04,230
- YEAH.
- I LOSE IT.
365
00:13:04,233 --> 00:13:05,903
JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE--
366
00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:07,500
THAT'S--THAT'S ALL I HAVE,
YOU KNOW?
367
00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:08,600
- RIGHT.
IT'S YOUR LIFE.
368
00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:09,730
- SO, YEAH.
- YEAH.
369
00:13:09,734 --> 00:13:11,174
ESPECIALLY GOING THROUGH
370
00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:12,626
WHAT YOU'RE GOING
THROUGH RIGHT NOW.
371
00:13:12,633 --> 00:13:15,203
- YEAH, AND I DON'T THINK
ANY OF THE GIRLS REALLY KNOW
372
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,500
REALLY WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH.
373
00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:19,930
SINCE EDDIE AND I
HAVE DIVORCED,
374
00:13:19,934 --> 00:13:21,974
I'M TRYING TO GET INTO
A NEW SOCIAL CIRCLE
375
00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,727
THAT DOESN'T
INVOLVE HIS FRIENDS.
376
00:13:23,734 --> 00:13:24,774
OOH.
377
00:13:24,767 --> 00:13:26,527
I REALLY APPRECIATE
THAT ADRIENNE
378
00:13:26,533 --> 00:13:27,703
HAS JUST KIND OF
HELPED ME OUT
379
00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:29,230
AND BROUGHT ME
INTO HER SOCIAL CIRCLE.
380
00:13:29,233 --> 00:13:30,673
SHE'S VERY SWEET.
381
00:13:30,667 --> 00:13:34,027
- SO HOW DO YOU THINK
WE'RE GONNA SEE YOUR FUN SIDE?
382
00:13:34,033 --> 00:13:36,933
BECAUSE YOU HAVE
A GREAT SIDE TO YOU,
383
00:13:36,934 --> 00:13:39,074
AND THE GIRLS NEED TO SEE IT.
384
00:13:39,066 --> 00:13:40,696
SO HOW DO WE DO THAT?
385
00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:43,900
- I'M JUST WORRIED THAT IF
I INVITE THE GIRLS SOMEWHERE
386
00:13:43,900 --> 00:13:46,370
THAT THEY MIGHT NOT
WANT TO GO AND DO IT.
387
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:47,467
- OH, THEY'LL COME.
388
00:13:47,467 --> 00:13:49,527
- YOU THINK?
- YEAH, JUST DO IT.
389
00:13:49,533 --> 00:13:51,003
- THEN I'LL COME UP
WITH SOMETHING FUN.
390
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,370
- YEAH.
- AND YOU MAKE THEM COME.
391
00:13:52,367 --> 00:13:53,497
- YEAH! OKAY.
392
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,370
OKAY, THAT'S A DEAL.
393
00:13:55,367 --> 00:13:56,497
- ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
394
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:57,670
SO WE'LL PUT IT TOGETHER.
395
00:13:57,667 --> 00:13:59,467
WE HAVE TO WORK ON YOUR
BUSY BUSINESS SCHEDULE.
396
00:13:59,467 --> 00:14:00,467
- YEAH. YEP.
397
00:14:00,467 --> 00:14:01,567
I'LL HELP YOU WITH IT TOO.
398
00:14:01,567 --> 00:14:02,867
- I'M GONNA
HOLD YOU TO THAT.
399
00:14:02,867 --> 00:14:03,867
- OF COURSE.
400
00:14:03,867 --> 00:14:05,397
HOT AND COLD HERE.
401
00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:06,400
- I KNOW.
[laughter]
402
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:07,570
THAT'S LIKE ME.
403
00:14:07,567 --> 00:14:09,467
- THAT'S...
- WE ALL HAVE OUR MOMENTS.
404
00:14:09,467 --> 00:14:11,027
- THAT'S TRUE.
405
00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:41,270
[footsteps clacking]
406
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:47,000
- OKAY,
I KNOW THAT TOOK AN HOUR.
407
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,000
I'M SORRY.
408
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,530
- HELLO.
HOW ARE YOU?
409
00:14:49,533 --> 00:14:50,873
- YOU LOOK AWESOME.
410
00:14:50,867 --> 00:14:52,367
- THANK YOU.
411
00:14:52,367 --> 00:14:53,367
- COME ON IN.
412
00:14:53,367 --> 00:14:54,367
- HOW'S EVERYTHING?
413
00:14:54,367 --> 00:14:55,667
- OH, MY GOSH.
414
00:14:55,667 --> 00:14:57,167
EVERY TIME I SEE YOU
YOU'RE LIKE ACCESSOR--
415
00:14:57,166 --> 00:14:58,766
- THIS IS PRETTY.
I LIKE WHAT YOU HAVE ON.
416
00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:01,367
- THIS IS VALENTINO.
417
00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:02,897
- "VALENTINO."
418
00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:05,670
I WAS ABOUT TO SAY,
"TARGET."
419
00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:12,800
[doorbell rings]
420
00:15:15,433 --> 00:15:17,273
- I'M SO--
- OH, YOU LOOK SO PRETTY.
421
00:15:17,266 --> 00:15:18,526
- YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL TOO.
422
00:15:18,533 --> 00:15:20,673
I LOVE YOUR SHIRT.
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL COLOR.
423
00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:22,967
- THANK YOU.
424
00:15:22,967 --> 00:15:23,967
- I WANT TO AC--
425
00:15:23,967 --> 00:15:25,127
- WOW, I LOVE YOUR SHORTS.
426
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:26,973
- I WA--THANK YOU.
THEY'RE VALENTINO.
427
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:28,467
- VERY CUTE.
- AND THIS TOO.
428
00:15:28,467 --> 00:15:30,667
I JUST--
HE ACTUALLY JUST CAME OVER,
429
00:15:30,667 --> 00:15:31,867
BECAUSE I WAS LIKE--
430
00:15:31,867 --> 00:15:32,997
- WAIT, VALENTINO WAS HERE?
431
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,430
- YEAH, MY SHOPPER CAME OVER,
BECAUSE--
432
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:35,833
- OH. I'M LIKE,
"VALENTINO WAS HERE?"
433
00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:37,974
- YEAH, I'M, LIKE--IMAGINE
THIS DESIGNER COMES OVER.
434
00:15:37,967 --> 00:15:39,267
I'M LIKE, "HEY..."
435
00:15:39,266 --> 00:15:41,466
YEAH, NO, PLEASE COME IN.
PLEASE COME IN.
436
00:15:41,467 --> 00:15:43,027
YOU GUYS KNOW EACH OTHER.
437
00:15:43,033 --> 00:15:44,033
- HI.
438
00:15:44,033 --> 00:15:45,033
- YOU WANT A DRINK?
439
00:15:45,033 --> 00:15:47,433
A WATER OR ANYTHING,
OR A WINE, OR--?
440
00:15:47,433 --> 00:15:48,633
- LOOK AT THIS.
441
00:15:48,633 --> 00:15:51,133
- OH, DON'T--YEAH,
I CAN'T GO DOWN.
442
00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:04,000
- JUST SIT HERE,
AND I'LL SERVE YOU YOUR DRINK,
443
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,430
'CAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU
TO GET HURT.
444
00:16:05,433 --> 00:16:06,433
AND THEN, KYLE, COME HERE.
445
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:07,573
ROBERT'LL HELP YOU.
446
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,697
YOU GUYS MAKE YOURSELVES
AT HOME FOR A MINUTE
447
00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:13,100
WHILE I GO GET MY DRINK.
448
00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:15,200
I CAN BARELY WALK
IN THESE FENDIS, SO...
449
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,200
- [laughs]
450
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:18,200
- CAREFUL.
451
00:16:26,300 --> 00:16:27,770
- THE AIR'S JUST THICK,
452
00:16:27,767 --> 00:16:29,627
AND, UM,
I'M UNCOMFORTABLE.
453
00:16:29,633 --> 00:16:31,573
SO I'M HOPING
ADRIENNE GETS HERE SOON.
454
00:16:37,333 --> 00:16:39,073
- OKAY.
455
00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:40,866
I SET UP A WHOLE GAME AREA,
BUT THIS IS JUST--
456
00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:42,597
I THOUGHT WE COULD JUST
KIND OF HANG OUT.
457
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:43,730
YOU KNOW HOW EVERYBODY IS.
458
00:16:43,734 --> 00:16:45,574
THEY TAKE FOREVER
TO GET TOGETHER.
459
00:16:45,567 --> 00:16:48,527
[doorbell rings]
460
00:16:48,533 --> 00:16:50,033
- I'M, LIKE, READY.
461
00:16:50,033 --> 00:16:54,633
I'M READY FOR THIS THING
TO HAPPEN.
462
00:16:54,633 --> 00:16:56,303
- HI!
463
00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:58,000
- LOOK AT YOU!
464
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:01,400
- I HAVE NEVER BEEN
SO EXCITED TO SEE CAMILLE.
465
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:02,970
HOW ARE YOU?
466
00:17:02,967 --> 00:17:04,727
- HEY, KYLE.
467
00:17:04,734 --> 00:17:08,904
HI, BRANDI.
468
00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:11,230
WOW.
ARE THESE DOMINOES?
469
00:17:11,233 --> 00:17:12,633
- YEAH, THEY'RE DOMINOES,
470
00:17:12,633 --> 00:17:17,303
AND THEN ALL--EVERYTHING'S
THEMED IN GAMEY IDEAS.
471
00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:18,800
- GAME NIGHT
AT DANA'S HOUSE.
472
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:20,700
OH, THAT'S GREAT.
CHESS.
473
00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:22,170
- THE KIDS'LL LIKE IT,
RIGHT?
474
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,366
- AND WHAT'S THIS?
- MERINGUE.
475
00:17:23,367 --> 00:17:24,867
- THIS LOOKS LIKE
SOME KIND OF MERINGUE.
476
00:17:24,867 --> 00:17:26,397
FANTASTIC.
LIKE THE WOOD IN THIS ROOM.
477
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:27,670
VERY COOL.
478
00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:30,197
WE WALK IN,
THERE'S HARDLY ANY FURNITURE.
479
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:33,100
YOU LOOK AROUND, YOU GO,
"OKAY. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?"
480
00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:34,570
- UH, I'M JUST WAITING
FOR EVERYBODY.
481
00:17:34,567 --> 00:17:35,867
THEN WE CAN MOVE
INTO THE OTHER ROOM.
482
00:17:35,867 --> 00:17:37,027
- FOR A PARTY PLANNER,
483
00:17:37,033 --> 00:17:40,103
I JUST EXPECTED A TABLE
TO SIT AT AND CHAIRS.
484
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:44,100
IT WAS A TABLE OF DESSERT
AND A FEW BREADSTICKS.
485
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:50,900
- HELLO.
486
00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:52,800
WELCOME TO MY HOME.
487
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,630
- ♪♪ BUM, BUM, BUM ♪♪
488
00:17:54,633 --> 00:17:55,833
♪♪ BUM, BUM, BUM,
BUM, BUM, BUM ♪♪
489
00:17:55,834 --> 00:17:57,104
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
490
00:17:57,100 --> 00:17:59,900
IT'S LIKE, "SOMETHING'S
UP AROUND HERE..."
491
00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:01,070
HI, GIRLIES.
- OKAY.
492
00:18:01,066 --> 00:18:03,896
- HEY!
LOOK HOW PRETTY YOU LOOK.
493
00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:05,730
- I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT TO WEAR.
494
00:18:05,734 --> 00:18:08,874
WHAT DOTH ONE WEAR
TO GAME NIGHT?
495
00:18:08,867 --> 00:18:10,167
IT'S MY FIRST GAME NIGHT.
496
00:18:10,166 --> 00:18:11,626
HOW ARE YOU?
497
00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:13,373
DON'T GET UP, PLEASE.
498
00:18:13,367 --> 00:18:15,567
LET ME GET ANOTHER...
CHAIR.
499
00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:18,930
[cell phone rings]
500
00:18:18,934 --> 00:18:19,934
I CAN'T WAIT.
501
00:18:19,934 --> 00:18:21,734
I'M, LIKE, DRUM ROLL.
502
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:24,174
LET'S SEE WHO THIS IS.
503
00:18:24,166 --> 00:18:25,996
HELLO. IT'S DANA.
504
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,100
- HEY, DANA.
IT'S ADRIENNE.
505
00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:29,470
- WHERE ARE YOU?
506
00:18:29,467 --> 00:18:30,997
- [laughs]
507
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,000
OH, HONEY, I AM SO SORRY.
508
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,270
I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE
TO MAKE IT.
509
00:18:35,266 --> 00:18:37,826
- ADRIENNE WEASELED HER WAY
OUT OF THIS?
510
00:18:37,834 --> 00:18:39,174
NOT FAIR.
511
00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:40,396
- I REALLY WISH
I COULD BE THERE,
512
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:41,870
BUT, UM, I GOT TO--
513
00:18:41,867 --> 00:18:44,897
I GOT TO TAKE CARE
OF SOME ISSUES HERE, SO...
514
00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:46,030
- ALL RIGHT, I MISS YOU.
515
00:18:46,033 --> 00:18:47,473
I'M SORRY
YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT.
516
00:18:47,467 --> 00:18:48,997
TAKE CARE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
BYE.
517
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,000
- BYE-BYE.
518
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,430
- THAT'S SUCH A BUMMER.
519
00:18:51,433 --> 00:18:53,073
I HATE WHEN
SHE DOESN'T SHOW UP,
520
00:18:53,066 --> 00:18:55,266
BECAUSE SHE'S SO FUN.
521
00:18:55,266 --> 00:18:57,066
- I HAVE KNOTS
IN MY STOMACH.
522
00:18:57,066 --> 00:18:59,626
I FEEL REALLY BY MYSELF.
523
00:19:03,367 --> 00:19:04,927
- COMING UP...
524
00:19:04,934 --> 00:19:06,574
- I DON'T KNOW.
I'M CONCERNED ABOUT KIM.
525
00:19:06,567 --> 00:19:09,097
SHE SEEMS REALLY...
OFF HER ROCKER.
526
00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:11,000
SHE WAS CLEARLY INEBRIATED.
527
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,130
I MEAN,
SINCE SHE'S COME IN,
528
00:19:12,133 --> 00:19:13,873
SHE'S BEEN IN
THE BATHROOM 15 TIMES.
529
00:19:24,567 --> 00:19:26,027
- [knocks]
530
00:19:26,033 --> 00:19:27,873
- IS THAT YOUR SISTER MAYBE?
531
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:29,267
- PLEASE LET IT BE.
532
00:19:29,266 --> 00:19:31,866
- OOH, PRETTY FLOWERS.
533
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:37,470
- KIM.
- YES.
534
00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:38,967
- COME IN.
- PAM. DANA.
535
00:19:38,967 --> 00:19:40,297
- I'M DANA,
BUT YOU CAN CALL ME PAM.
536
00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:42,470
- OKAY.
YOU LOOK LIKE A PAM.
537
00:19:42,467 --> 00:19:43,467
- WELL, GOOD.
538
00:19:43,467 --> 00:19:45,027
- HI.
- HI.
539
00:19:45,033 --> 00:19:47,003
HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
540
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,270
- I'M GOOD.
- THAT'S A PRETTY TOP.
541
00:19:49,266 --> 00:19:51,896
- I DON'T LIKE MIXING
THE GOLD WITH THE SILVER,
542
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:52,900
TO BE HONEST.
543
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,130
- OKAY,
BUT DON'T KILL HER HERE.
544
00:19:54,133 --> 00:19:55,373
- HI.
- KIM.
545
00:19:55,367 --> 00:19:56,567
- OKAY, WAIT.
546
00:19:56,567 --> 00:19:58,527
I'M GONNA FIX THIS
IN MY OWN SPECIAL WAY.
547
00:19:58,533 --> 00:20:00,433
- TUCK IT DOWN HER BACK.
- I AM. COME HERE.
548
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,273
- WAIT.
LET'S SHOW THE BRA STRAP...
549
00:20:02,266 --> 00:20:03,726
- NO, I'M--
I LOVE YOUR...
550
00:20:03,734 --> 00:20:05,274
- YEAH, I LIKE IT BETTER
JUST THE GOLD.
551
00:20:05,266 --> 00:20:06,926
- I JUST HAVE TO RUN
AND FIX MY MAKEUP,
552
00:20:06,934 --> 00:20:09,774
BECAUSE I DID IT
IN THE CAR.
553
00:20:09,767 --> 00:20:11,167
- HI.
- OH, THIS IS BRANDI.
554
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:12,466
- OH, HI.
- HI, NICE TO MEET YOU.
555
00:20:12,467 --> 00:20:13,467
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
556
00:20:13,467 --> 00:20:14,467
- THIS IS MY SISTER KIM.
557
00:20:14,467 --> 00:20:16,197
- WOW.
ALL THESE NEW PEOPLE.
558
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,800
I ALMOST
WORE SHORTS TONIGHT,
559
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:18,870
BUT AREN'T YOU COLD?
560
00:20:18,867 --> 00:20:20,867
- I'M NOT COLD YET.
NEVER KNOW.
561
00:20:20,867 --> 00:20:23,397
- UM, I'M GONNA USE THE
LADIES' ROOM REALLY QUICK.
562
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:24,570
- OH, YEAH,
LET ME FIX YOUR...
563
00:20:24,567 --> 00:20:26,567
JUST HOLD ON.
YOUR EYE MAKEUP.
564
00:20:26,567 --> 00:20:28,467
- I CAN'T SEE.
565
00:20:28,467 --> 00:20:29,527
- HOLD ON, HOLD ON,
HOLD ON.
566
00:20:29,533 --> 00:20:32,903
MY SISTER SEEMED
EXTREMELY TIRED
567
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:34,300
AND A LITTLE DISHEVELED.
568
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:35,330
AS HER SISTER,
569
00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:38,473
IT WAS MY JOB
TO SPRUCE HER UP A BIT.
570
00:20:38,467 --> 00:20:41,567
- KYLE, THIS IS INSANE.
571
00:20:41,567 --> 00:20:42,567
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
572
00:20:42,567 --> 00:20:43,727
- DOES ANYBODY HAVE A--
573
00:20:43,734 --> 00:20:46,034
I JUST--I CAN'T SEE.
THIS IS FILTHY.
574
00:20:46,033 --> 00:20:48,733
DIRTY, FILTHY...
575
00:20:48,734 --> 00:20:50,434
- NO, THAT'S JUST
THE WAY IT LOOKS.
576
00:20:50,433 --> 00:20:51,973
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
IT'S NOT THE LOOK.
577
00:20:51,967 --> 00:20:52,967
IT'S FILTHY.
578
00:20:52,967 --> 00:20:54,227
- WELL, CLEAN IT.
579
00:20:54,233 --> 00:20:56,303
GET SOME TISSUE
AND CLEAN IT OFF.
580
00:20:56,300 --> 00:20:58,130
HURRY UP.
WE'RE BEING--YOU'RE BEING RUDE.
581
00:20:58,133 --> 00:21:00,703
MY LIFE STORY.
582
00:21:00,700 --> 00:21:02,570
- WE'LL JUST BE
ANOTHER MINUTE.
583
00:21:02,567 --> 00:21:04,267
- DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
TAKE YOUR TIME.
584
00:21:04,266 --> 00:21:06,426
- WE'RE BUSY
CLEANING YOUR HOUSE.
585
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:07,973
- KIM, SHUT UP.
586
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:09,627
- SO HOW'S THE WEATHER?
587
00:21:09,633 --> 00:21:11,333
[laughs]
588
00:21:11,333 --> 00:21:12,473
- IT'S ALL GOOD.
589
00:21:12,467 --> 00:21:15,327
- DOESN'T SHE HAVE
ANY HOUSEKEEPERS?
590
00:21:15,333 --> 00:21:17,473
- WELL, I WAS AWAY
ALL LAST SUMMER.
591
00:21:17,467 --> 00:21:18,467
- RIGHT.
592
00:21:18,467 --> 00:21:19,727
- BECAUSE AFTER
I FILED FOR DIVORCE,
593
00:21:19,734 --> 00:21:20,834
I GOT ON A PLANE
AND I SPENT--
594
00:21:20,834 --> 00:21:21,934
- YOU WENT TO HAWAII.
595
00:21:21,934 --> 00:21:23,474
- I WENT TO HAWAII
FOR MOST OF THE SUMMER.
596
00:21:23,467 --> 00:21:24,727
- AND I WAS LIKE SO--
597
00:21:24,734 --> 00:21:26,874
I WAS LIKE, "PLEASE TELL CAMILLE
I WOULD LIKE TO VISIT."
598
00:21:26,867 --> 00:21:29,197
AND HAWAII IS MY FAVORITE
PLACE IN THE UNIVERSE.
599
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,570
- IS IT?
- I WILL GO TO VISIT YOU,
600
00:21:31,567 --> 00:21:32,567
LIKE, DON'T EVEN KID.
601
00:21:32,567 --> 00:21:33,667
BUT I'M A GOOD HOUSE GUEST,
602
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,027
'CAUSE I'M KIND OF MELLOW.
603
00:21:35,033 --> 00:21:37,373
- I WAS FEELING A LITTLE BIT
604
00:21:37,367 --> 00:21:38,927
LIKE DANA
WAS TRYING TOO HARD.
605
00:21:38,934 --> 00:21:41,134
AND I KNOW THAT'S PROBABLY
BECAUSE I'M FRIENDS WITH THEM,
606
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,973
AND SO SHE WANTS
TO GET CLOSER TO THEM,
607
00:21:42,967 --> 00:21:44,767
BUT, YOU KNOW, IT WASN'T--
608
00:21:44,767 --> 00:21:46,227
IT WASN'T TYPICAL DANA.
609
00:21:46,233 --> 00:21:48,233
- FOR ME, IT'S BEEN
SUCH A HEALING PLACE.
610
00:21:48,233 --> 00:21:49,673
- WE SHOULD GO HEAL THERE.
611
00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:50,827
- YES.
612
00:21:50,834 --> 00:21:51,834
- WE GOT HEALING TO DO.
613
00:21:51,834 --> 00:21:52,934
ME AND YOU HAVE HEALING TO DO.
614
00:21:52,934 --> 00:21:54,274
AND IF YOU GET TO A PLACE
615
00:21:54,266 --> 00:21:55,866
WHERE YOUR FAMILY
IS NOT THERE
616
00:21:55,867 --> 00:21:57,627
AND YOU--YOU WANT TO SPEND
TIME WITH FRIENDS,
617
00:21:57,633 --> 00:21:59,703
PLEASE LET US KNOW.
618
00:22:02,967 --> 00:22:04,727
- OKAY, LET ME SEE.
ARE YOU DONE?
619
00:22:04,734 --> 00:22:06,274
- YOU DIDN'T DO
ANY EYELASHES.
620
00:22:06,266 --> 00:22:08,466
- KIM, I'M NOT PUTTING
LASHES ON AT THEIR HOUSE.
621
00:22:08,467 --> 00:22:09,467
- FINE.
BE THAT WAY.
622
00:22:09,467 --> 00:22:10,597
- I--I WOULD DO IT AT HOME.
623
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,130
- I NEED TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT MY--
624
00:22:12,133 --> 00:22:13,533
- YOU HAVE TO TALK
TO ME ABOUT WHAT?
625
00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:15,933
- I'VE BEEN HAVING
HORRIBLE PANIC ATTACKS.
626
00:22:15,934 --> 00:22:17,334
- PANIC ATTACKS?
627
00:22:17,333 --> 00:22:20,073
- LIKE, I FEEL LIKE MY HEART'S
JUMPING OUT OF MY SKIN.
628
00:22:20,066 --> 00:22:22,966
I HAVEN'T EATEN,
SLEPT, SEVEN DAYS.
629
00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:24,497
I WENT TO A DOCTOR TODAY.
630
00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:26,170
- YOU HAVEN'T EATEN
IN SEVEN DAYS?
631
00:22:26,166 --> 00:22:27,596
OR YOU MEAN, LIKE...
632
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:30,130
- I HAVEN'T EATEN.
I HAVEN'T SLEPT.
633
00:22:30,133 --> 00:22:32,933
LOSS OF--
I'M LOSING MY BALANCE.
634
00:22:32,934 --> 00:22:34,904
I CAN'T--
I LOOK AT PEOPLE,
635
00:22:34,900 --> 00:22:37,370
I SEE, LIKE--
I CAN'T HEAR.
636
00:22:37,367 --> 00:22:38,997
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
637
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,870
YOU'RE HAVING ANXIETY.
SEVERE ANXIETY.
638
00:22:41,867 --> 00:22:44,197
NO. LOOK AT ME.
639
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:45,970
- [sighs]
- I'M USING A COMB.
640
00:22:45,967 --> 00:22:49,327
- ANYWAY, SO I CRIED
AND CRIED AND CRIED
641
00:22:49,333 --> 00:22:51,903
AND THEN--
- YOU WANT SOME?
642
00:22:51,900 --> 00:22:55,370
YOU'RE JUST HAVING
BAD ANXIETY.
643
00:22:55,367 --> 00:22:57,467
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO--
HERE, LOOK AT ME.
644
00:22:57,467 --> 00:23:00,297
I DIDN'T WANT
TO GO TO A HEAVY PLACE
645
00:23:00,300 --> 00:23:02,070
WHILE WE HAD ALL THESE GIRLS
WAITING IN THE OTHER ROOM.
646
00:23:07,900 --> 00:23:09,230
OKAY, LET'S GO.
COME ON.
647
00:23:09,233 --> 00:23:10,673
YOU LOOK GOO--
YOU LOOK GOOD. LET'S GO.
648
00:23:10,667 --> 00:23:11,967
- ONE SECOND.
649
00:23:11,967 --> 00:23:13,627
- KIM, YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG.
THIS IS RUDE.
650
00:23:13,633 --> 00:23:18,573
- OKAY. DO I LOOK LIKE
I'VE BEEN CRYING?
651
00:23:18,567 --> 00:23:19,897
- ALL RIGHT.
652
00:23:19,900 --> 00:23:21,800
- OKAY, DO YOU WANT--
SHOULD WE GO TO THE OTHER ROOM?
653
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,600
- WELL, WE CAN NOW.
YES.
654
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,870
- KIM SEEMED SCATTERED,
655
00:23:25,867 --> 00:23:27,827
BUT, TO ME,
KIM ALWAYS SEEMS SCATTERED.
656
00:23:27,834 --> 00:23:29,504
- CAN YOU PUT THIS INTO
A SPECIAL...
657
00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:30,500
- OF COURSE.
658
00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:31,730
- HEY.
659
00:23:31,734 --> 00:23:32,734
THAT'S EVEN BETTER.
660
00:23:32,734 --> 00:23:33,774
- HI.
- HOW YOU DOING?
661
00:23:33,767 --> 00:23:35,627
- GOOD.
- DO YOU HAVE A GLASS, ACTUALLY?
662
00:23:35,633 --> 00:23:37,503
- YEAH. I COULD DO,
LIKE, A WINE GLASS.
663
00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:38,570
- NOW, YOU'RE BRANDI.
664
00:23:38,567 --> 00:23:40,367
- YES.
665
00:23:40,367 --> 00:23:41,697
- AND YOU'RE...
- DANA.
666
00:23:41,700 --> 00:23:42,930
- PAM.
- DANA.
667
00:23:42,934 --> 00:23:44,574
- NO, WE JOKED...
668
00:23:44,567 --> 00:23:46,027
- WHEN SHE WALKED IN,
SHE CALLED ME PAM.
669
00:23:46,033 --> 00:23:47,533
I WAS LIKE,
"CALL ME ANYTHING YOU WANT.
670
00:23:47,533 --> 00:23:48,733
IT'S ALL GOOD."
671
00:23:48,734 --> 00:23:49,874
YEAH, NO, I'M DANA.
672
00:23:49,867 --> 00:23:51,427
BUT IT'S SO NICE
TO HAVE YOU HERE, KIM.
673
00:23:51,433 --> 00:23:52,603
I'VE HEARD SO MUCH.
674
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:53,900
- KYLE'S LIKE,
"HER NAME IS DANA."
675
00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:56,070
I'M LIKE, "OKAY.
SHE SAID I CAN CALL HER PAM."
676
00:23:56,066 --> 00:23:57,326
IT'S, LIKE,
IT'S KIND OF OUR THING.
677
00:23:57,333 --> 00:23:58,403
AND WE WERE HAVING
FUN WITH IT.
678
00:23:58,400 --> 00:23:59,400
- PLEASE BE CAREFUL.
679
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:00,570
WE ALMOST SLIPPED TWICE HERE.
680
00:24:00,567 --> 00:24:02,097
- YEAH, BE CAREFUL.
THIS IS VERY SLIPPERY.
681
00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:03,930
- IT'S, LIKE, OIL IS ON HERE,
SO DON'T FALL DOWN.
682
00:24:03,934 --> 00:24:05,274
- THAT'S OKAY.
683
00:24:05,266 --> 00:24:07,096
IF I FELL RIGHT NOW,
WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME.
684
00:24:07,100 --> 00:24:09,370
[laughter]
685
00:24:09,367 --> 00:24:11,867
- YES, IT WOULD.
686
00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:13,497
- LAST TIME I SAW YOU,
WE WENT SKIING.
687
00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:15,630
I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU
GOT OUT ON THE MOUNTAIN.
688
00:24:15,633 --> 00:24:17,073
- I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU--
689
00:24:17,066 --> 00:24:19,096
OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE
I DID IT.
690
00:24:19,100 --> 00:24:20,300
- I WAS SO PROUD OF YOU
691
00:24:20,300 --> 00:24:21,800
THAT YOU GOT UP THERE
AND YOU SKIED.
692
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:24,370
- 20 SOMETHING YEARS.
693
00:24:24,367 --> 00:24:26,567
- I TESTED MY SISTER'S DRINK,
694
00:24:26,567 --> 00:24:27,967
AND IT WAS FINE.
695
00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:30,467
- IS THAT CAKE?
696
00:24:34,100 --> 00:24:36,100
[horn honks]
697
00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:45,900
- KEN?
698
00:24:45,900 --> 00:24:47,730
- YES?
699
00:24:47,734 --> 00:24:48,774
- ARE YOU READY?
700
00:24:48,767 --> 00:24:50,897
- I'M JUST
FEEDING THE PUPPIES.
701
00:24:56,266 --> 00:24:57,266
- YOU'RE THE FIRST.
702
00:24:57,266 --> 00:24:58,466
- I'M THE FIRST TO ARRIVE?
703
00:24:58,467 --> 00:25:03,167
- YEAH, COME ON.
LET'S HAVE A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE.
704
00:25:03,166 --> 00:25:05,226
- ANYBODY HOME?
705
00:25:05,233 --> 00:25:07,173
- COMING. SORRY.
COME IN.
706
00:25:07,166 --> 00:25:08,966
- HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
IN A WHILE.
707
00:25:08,967 --> 00:25:09,967
- HELLO, LISA.
708
00:25:09,967 --> 00:25:10,967
- HOW ARE YOU?
709
00:25:10,967 --> 00:25:12,797
LOVE THE DRESS.
710
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:15,400
I KNOW, UH,
JASON'S PARENTS REALLY WELL.
711
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:16,700
I REALLY LOVE THEM.
712
00:25:16,700 --> 00:25:18,300
I MEAN,
IF PANDORA AND JASON
713
00:25:18,300 --> 00:25:20,530
WERE EVER TO KIND OF
CEMENT THEIR RELATIONSHIP,
714
00:25:20,533 --> 00:25:22,233
IT WOULD BE AN IDEAL FIT.
715
00:25:22,233 --> 00:25:25,173
- THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR HAVING US BY.
716
00:25:25,166 --> 00:25:26,166
- NICE TO SEE YOU.
717
00:25:26,166 --> 00:25:27,226
- WHERE ARE THE KIDS?
718
00:25:27,233 --> 00:25:29,633
- I THINK
THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY.
719
00:25:33,100 --> 00:25:34,570
- OKAY. LET'S GO.
720
00:25:34,567 --> 00:25:36,127
- LET'S GO.
721
00:25:39,567 --> 00:25:40,567
- AHA.
722
00:25:40,567 --> 00:25:41,567
- AHA!
723
00:25:41,567 --> 00:25:43,567
- HEY!
- HEY!
724
00:25:43,567 --> 00:25:44,967
- HELLO, EVERYONE.
725
00:25:44,967 --> 00:25:49,527
- I WOULD LOVE PANDY AND JASON
TO COMMIT TO EACH OTHER.
726
00:25:49,533 --> 00:25:51,833
BUT MAYBE THEY'LL JUST
GO ON LIVING TOGETHER.
727
00:25:51,834 --> 00:25:54,304
YOU KNOW, THEY'RE GONNA DO
EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT TO DO,
728
00:25:54,300 --> 00:25:58,300
SO I'LL JUST WAIT ANOTHER...
FIVE YEARS.
729
00:25:58,300 --> 00:26:00,270
- HELLO, MAX.
GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
730
00:26:00,266 --> 00:26:01,496
- OH, DARLING.
731
00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:03,270
YOU COULD PUT SOME SHOES ON
FOR THE OCCASION.
732
00:26:03,266 --> 00:26:04,796
- THEY MAKE MONKEYS
OUT OF THOSE SOCKS.
733
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:06,300
- DARLING.
- COME ON, AND I'M STARVING.
734
00:26:06,300 --> 00:26:07,830
- SHOULD WE SIT DOWN?
735
00:26:07,834 --> 00:26:10,474
YEAH, YEAH, NO, IT'S GOOD,
IT'S GOOD, IT'S GOOD.
736
00:26:10,467 --> 00:26:11,897
- COME ON, EVERYBODY.
737
00:26:11,900 --> 00:26:12,970
- WHERE SHOULD I SIT, DADDY?
738
00:26:12,967 --> 00:26:14,427
- UH, YOU SIT NEXT TO ME.
739
00:26:14,433 --> 00:26:16,103
MAX, SIT AT THE END.
740
00:26:16,100 --> 00:26:17,930
- UH, PLEASE.
THANKS, MATE.
741
00:26:17,934 --> 00:26:19,504
- ANYBODY ELSE WANT WINE?
742
00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:20,830
- OKAY.
743
00:26:20,834 --> 00:26:25,174
THIS IS SOMETHING
I PREPARED EARLIER.
744
00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:26,696
- YUMMY.
745
00:26:26,700 --> 00:26:29,900
- SO WHEN ARE WE GONNA HEAR
ABOUT THIS BIG TRIP TO NEW YORK?
746
00:26:29,900 --> 00:26:30,900
HOW DID YOU LIKE IT?
747
00:26:30,900 --> 00:26:32,470
- IT WAS NON--
NONSTOP PARTYING.
748
00:26:32,467 --> 00:26:34,097
- IT WAS...EXHAUSTING.
749
00:26:34,100 --> 00:26:35,830
- NO, IT WAS VERY GOOD.
IT WAS 70 DEGREES.
750
00:26:35,834 --> 00:26:36,834
IT WAS LIKE SUMMERTIME.
751
00:26:36,834 --> 00:26:37,974
WE WERE WALKING
IN THE STREETS.
752
00:26:37,967 --> 00:26:39,197
EVERYBODY WAS SHOPPING.
753
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,800
THEY JUST HAD THEIR--
- IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL.
754
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:41,970
- THEY JUST HAD
FASHION WEEK,
755
00:26:41,967 --> 00:26:43,897
SO ALL THE BEAUTIFUL
MODELS WERE OUT, AND...
756
00:26:43,900 --> 00:26:45,830
- AND YOU'RE LOOKING
AT ALL THE BEAUTIFUL MODELS?
757
00:26:45,834 --> 00:26:47,534
- I DIDN'T LOOK
AT A SINGLE ONE. DON'T WORRY.
758
00:26:47,533 --> 00:26:51,133
- HE CAN LOOK.
- OKAY.
759
00:26:51,133 --> 00:26:53,433
- I HAVE TO PROPOSE
A TOAST TO EVERYONE.
760
00:26:53,433 --> 00:26:55,833
- AGAIN.
761
00:26:55,834 --> 00:26:57,034
YOU KNOW I'M SO GOOD AT THIS.
762
00:26:57,033 --> 00:26:58,733
- ALL RIGHT, DARLING.
GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK.
763
00:26:58,734 --> 00:27:00,004
- IT'S LOVELY
TO HAVE YOU BACK.
764
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,670
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
765
00:27:03,667 --> 00:27:06,167
SO YOU ALL KNOW HOW MUCH
I LOVE PANDORA.
766
00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:07,726
- OH, NO.
767
00:27:07,734 --> 00:27:09,574
- OH, HERE WE GO.
- YEAH.
768
00:27:09,567 --> 00:27:11,527
- YOU'VE NEVER
HEARD THIS BEFORE.
769
00:27:11,533 --> 00:27:13,033
- UH, YES, I HAVE.
770
00:27:13,033 --> 00:27:15,773
- PANDORA, I WOULD LOVE TO SPEND
THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOU.
771
00:27:15,767 --> 00:27:17,267
- OH!
- OH, MY GOD.
772
00:27:17,266 --> 00:27:19,096
- WELL, IS THAT A PROPOSAL?
773
00:27:19,100 --> 00:27:21,470
I NEED TO BE
DEFINITIVE HERE.
774
00:27:21,467 --> 00:27:23,967
- IF IT WAS A PROPOSAL,
THERE WOULD BE A RING.
775
00:27:23,967 --> 00:27:25,567
- OH, GOOD LORD.
776
00:27:25,567 --> 00:27:27,197
- DON'T WORRY.
I'M NOT GONNA PROPOSE.
777
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,200
- OH, OKAY THEN.
778
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:29,300
SHALL I CLEAR THE TABLE?
779
00:27:29,300 --> 00:27:30,600
- BECAUSE I ALREADY HAVE.
780
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:31,600
- [gasps]
781
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:32,830
- IN NEW YORK.
THIS WEEKEND.
782
00:27:32,834 --> 00:27:34,204
- REALLY?
783
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:35,830
- ABSOLUTELY.
784
00:27:35,834 --> 00:27:37,174
- ARE YOU...
785
00:27:37,166 --> 00:27:40,796
- NO,
WE'RE OFFICIALLY ENGAGED.
786
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:42,270
- ARE YOU SERIOUS?
787
00:27:42,266 --> 00:27:43,766
- CONGRATULATIONS.
THAT'S GREAT.
788
00:27:49,533 --> 00:27:51,373
- WELL DONE.
789
00:27:53,066 --> 00:27:56,326
- STOP!
790
00:27:56,333 --> 00:27:57,833
OH, I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
791
00:27:57,834 --> 00:27:59,734
I THOUGHT IT
WAS ANOTHER WIND-UP.
792
00:27:59,734 --> 00:28:01,504
[laughter]
793
00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:03,000
- IT'S OFFICIAL NOW.
794
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,500
- YOU'RE SO PERFECT
FOR EACH OTHER.
795
00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:05,500
OH.
796
00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:06,500
- SIX YEARS OF HARD WORK.
797
00:28:06,500 --> 00:28:09,600
- OH, GOOD LORD.
798
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:10,730
- I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER.
799
00:28:10,734 --> 00:28:12,974
I COULDN'T BE
BLOODY HAPPIER.
800
00:28:12,967 --> 00:28:14,967
PERFECT.
801
00:28:14,967 --> 00:28:16,727
OH, GOSH.
802
00:28:16,734 --> 00:28:17,734
- I KNOW, I WAS LIKE...
803
00:28:17,734 --> 00:28:19,704
- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KNEW.
804
00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:21,100
DID YOU COME AND ASK HIM?
805
00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:22,630
- YEAH,
I ASKED KEN PERMISSION.
806
00:28:22,633 --> 00:28:24,503
- WELL, THEN WHY
DIDN'T YOU TELL ME WHEN HE--?
807
00:28:24,500 --> 00:28:26,600
- 'CAUSE YOU WOULD TELL ME.
808
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:28,930
- I COULDN'T, COULD I?
- YEAH, PROBABLY.
809
00:28:28,934 --> 00:28:30,804
- ARE YOU SAD YOU'RE LOSING
YOUR LITTLE BOY?
810
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:33,470
- NO,
I'M GAINING A DAUGHTER.
811
00:28:33,467 --> 00:28:35,567
- EXACTLY.
812
00:28:35,567 --> 00:28:37,627
- WHAT'S THE PLAN?
IS THERE ANY PLAN,
813
00:28:37,633 --> 00:28:38,973
OR YOU DON'T KNOW?
- I HAVE NO IDEA.
814
00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:40,797
I'VE HAD, LIKE,
HOURS TO THINK ABOUT THIS.
815
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:43,070
- YOU'VE HAD YEARS
TO THINK ABOUT THIS.
816
00:28:43,066 --> 00:28:45,496
- I JUST HAVE ONE REQUEST.
817
00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:49,130
CAN GIGGY PLEASE WALK DOWN
THE AISLE WITH THE RINGS?
818
00:28:49,133 --> 00:28:50,433
- OH, YES.
819
00:28:50,433 --> 00:28:52,903
- LIKE A LITTLE PILLOW
ON HIS BACK?
820
00:28:52,900 --> 00:28:55,330
- WELL, I'D LIKE
TO PROPOSE A TOAST.
821
00:28:55,333 --> 00:28:57,733
TO YOU, MY DARLING.
822
00:28:57,734 --> 00:28:58,734
I LOVE YOU TOO.
823
00:28:58,734 --> 00:28:59,934
I MEAN, I REALLY DO.
824
00:28:59,934 --> 00:29:01,404
I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
825
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:02,930
I NORMALLY HATE SURPRISES,
826
00:29:02,934 --> 00:29:05,074
BUT THIS ONE,
I THINK I--
827
00:29:05,066 --> 00:29:06,626
I JUST...
828
00:29:06,633 --> 00:29:08,133
I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER.
REALLY.
829
00:29:08,133 --> 00:29:09,573
I WELCOME YOU
TO OUR FAMILY,
830
00:29:09,567 --> 00:29:11,327
AND I LOVE YOU
LIKE MY OWN SON.
831
00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:12,373
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
832
00:29:12,367 --> 00:29:14,097
- NO, I LOVE YOU
MORE THAN MY OWN SON.
833
00:29:14,100 --> 00:29:15,100
JUST KIDDING.
834
00:29:15,100 --> 00:29:16,200
- THAT'S NOT TRUE.
835
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:18,270
- I'M GONNA JUST SAY,
UM...
836
00:29:18,266 --> 00:29:20,526
- NO.
837
00:29:20,533 --> 00:29:21,933
- I'M JUST GONNA SAY CHEERS.
838
00:29:21,934 --> 00:29:24,904
- NO, NO, COME ON.
TOO MUSHY.
839
00:29:24,900 --> 00:29:26,600
- BUT HE WANTS
TO SAY SOMETHING.
840
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:29,700
LET HIM SPEAK.
841
00:29:29,700 --> 00:29:31,970
- I'VE GOT NOTHING TO SAY.
842
00:29:31,967 --> 00:29:32,967
[laughter]
THANK YOU.
843
00:29:32,967 --> 00:29:34,697
YOU SPOILED MY SPEECH,
844
00:29:34,700 --> 00:29:37,630
AND--AND I'LL NEVER
SAY ANOTHER THING.
845
00:29:37,633 --> 00:29:39,003
- CHEERS.
- CHEERS!
846
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:42,470
- CHEERS.
- CHEERS.
847
00:29:42,467 --> 00:29:44,967
- CHEERS, DARLING.
- CHEERS. CHEERS.
848
00:29:44,967 --> 00:29:46,367
- WELCOME TO OUR FAMILY.
849
00:29:46,367 --> 00:29:49,027
[laughter]
850
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:58,400
- PAM. DANA.
851
00:29:58,400 --> 00:29:59,530
PAM-DANA.
852
00:29:59,533 --> 00:30:00,973
- WHATEVER.
CALL ME WHATEVER YOU WANT.
853
00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:02,597
YOU'RE A SWEETHEART.
854
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:03,970
I GOT YOUR BACK.
855
00:30:03,967 --> 00:30:04,967
- OH, GOOD.
856
00:30:04,967 --> 00:30:06,127
- I DO HAVE YOUR BACK.
857
00:30:06,133 --> 00:30:08,233
- 'CAUSE I NEED ANOTHER...
858
00:30:08,233 --> 00:30:10,133
BACKBONE.
- GOOD GIRL.
859
00:30:10,133 --> 00:30:11,733
ANOTHER GOOD GIRL.
860
00:30:11,734 --> 00:30:13,074
DO YOU WANT ME
TO CARRY YOUR DRINK?
861
00:30:13,066 --> 00:30:14,366
'CAUSE I'M, LIKE,
YOUR HOSTESS.
862
00:30:14,367 --> 00:30:16,467
LET ME DO IT.
863
00:30:16,467 --> 00:30:18,727
- DANA REALLY WENT
OUT OF HER WAY.
864
00:30:18,734 --> 00:30:19,834
IT'S NICE TO BE APPRECIATED,
865
00:30:19,834 --> 00:30:21,574
SO I WAS...
866
00:30:21,567 --> 00:30:23,197
MADE ME FEEL VERY GOOD.
867
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:24,970
- I'M GONNA USE THE LADIES' ROOM
REALLY QUICK.
868
00:30:24,967 --> 00:30:26,527
- YOU'RE GONNA GO
TO THE RESTROOM AGAIN?
869
00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:29,203
OKAY. NO WORRIES.
870
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:30,500
LOOK AT THIS.
871
00:30:30,500 --> 00:30:32,330
SEE, THERE'S, LIKE,
A WHOLE NEW THING IN HERE
872
00:30:32,333 --> 00:30:34,103
THAT HASN'T BEEN EXPLOITED.
873
00:30:34,100 --> 00:30:36,570
- WOW. THIS IS A NICE,
BIG, COZY COUCH.
874
00:30:36,567 --> 00:30:37,767
- YOU LIKE IT?
875
00:30:37,767 --> 00:30:40,267
I WISH I HAD ADRIENNE'S
INTERIOR DECORATOR,
876
00:30:40,266 --> 00:30:43,066
BUT IT WASN'T
IN THE CARDS, SO...
877
00:30:43,066 --> 00:30:45,226
IF YOU WANT SOME CHAMPAGNE,
IT'S HERE.
878
00:30:45,233 --> 00:30:47,033
I DID THAT FOR,
YOU KNOW, EASE.
879
00:30:47,033 --> 00:30:50,003
- TAYLOR.
THEY'RE OKAY?
880
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,600
- YEAH, THEY'RE--
YEAH.
881
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:54,600
- I WAS A MODEL
IN EUROPE IN THE '90s.
882
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:55,930
I'VE HAD MY FAIR SHARE
883
00:30:55,934 --> 00:30:58,134
OF INTERACTION WITH PEOPLE
THAT ARE ON DRUGS.
884
00:30:58,133 --> 00:30:59,803
- IT WOULD BE HELPFUL
IF WE HAD A TWEEZERS.
885
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:01,170
- PLEASE DON'T FORGET
YOUR THINGS WHEN WE LEAVE.
886
00:31:01,166 --> 00:31:02,196
LET'S GO.
887
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,570
- YOU'RE AGGRAVATING ME.
- COME ON.
888
00:31:04,567 --> 00:31:08,267
- IT WAS VERY OBVIOUS
THAT SOMETHING WAS GOING ON,
889
00:31:08,266 --> 00:31:10,096
AND IT WAS VERY WEIRD,
890
00:31:10,100 --> 00:31:11,400
BECAUSE THE WHOLE ROOM
891
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:14,800
WAS PRETENDING LIKE
IT WASN'T HAPPENING.
892
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:16,930
- CAN I PLEASE
DO ONE THING BY MYSELF?
893
00:31:16,934 --> 00:31:18,474
- OKAY.
894
00:31:18,467 --> 00:31:20,967
- I KNOW WHAT I KNOW.
895
00:31:23,867 --> 00:31:25,297
- COMING UP...
896
00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:28,500
- YOUR SISTER IS--IS WASTED
OUT OF HER [bleep] MIND.
897
00:31:28,500 --> 00:31:30,500
- SHE'S NOT WASTED.
[overlapping arguing]
898
00:31:30,500 --> 00:31:31,930
WATCH YOUR [bleep] MOUTH.
899
00:31:35,967 --> 00:31:37,227
- WHAT IS THIS?
CAN I ASK?
900
00:31:37,233 --> 00:31:38,233
- MERINGUE.
901
00:31:38,233 --> 00:31:39,573
- IS IT ALL DESSERTS?
902
00:31:39,567 --> 00:31:40,767
- YEAH,
THEY'RE ALL DESSERTS.
903
00:31:40,767 --> 00:31:42,427
EVERYONE WAS SUPPOSED TO EAT.
DID YOU EAT?
904
00:31:42,433 --> 00:31:43,873
- I DIDN'T.
I FORGOT.
905
00:31:43,867 --> 00:31:46,097
- EVEN THOUGH WE KNEW
IT WAS ONLY GONNA BE DESSERTS,
906
00:31:46,100 --> 00:31:47,830
BY THE TIME WE GOT THERE,
WE WERE ALL HUNGRY.
907
00:31:47,834 --> 00:31:49,704
- THEY JUST LOOK AMAZING,
THE MERINGUE,
908
00:31:49,700 --> 00:31:51,630
BUT I'M NOT GONNA EAT
A WHOLE MERINGUE.
909
00:31:51,633 --> 00:31:53,703
WE'RE LOOKING--"OKAY,
DOES THAT MERINGUE LOOK GOOD?
910
00:31:53,700 --> 00:31:55,930
"LOOKS GOOD. SHOULD WE HAVE THE
MERINGUE OR THE BREADSTICKS?
911
00:31:55,934 --> 00:32:00,074
BACK TO THE BREADSTICKS."
912
00:32:00,066 --> 00:32:01,166
- IS THIS JUST TOMATOES?
913
00:32:01,166 --> 00:32:02,826
- MM-HMM.
914
00:32:02,834 --> 00:32:04,504
- I'M REALLY HUNGRY.
915
00:32:04,500 --> 00:32:06,700
- ME TOO.
[laughter]
916
00:32:06,700 --> 00:32:07,900
- I'M STARVING TO DEATH.
917
00:32:13,100 --> 00:32:15,800
- ALL RIGHT.
LET'S PLAY A GAME.
918
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:19,470
I'M JUST GONNA RANDOMLY
SORT THESE INTO TEAMS HERE.
919
00:32:19,467 --> 00:32:22,797
OKAY, TAYLOR, CAMILLE,
AND DANA ARE ONE TEAM.
920
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:24,200
IT JUST WAS RANDOM.
921
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:27,730
KYLE, KIM, BRANDI,
IS ANOTHER.
922
00:32:27,734 --> 00:32:28,734
- KYLE, KIM, AND BRANDI?
923
00:32:28,734 --> 00:32:29,734
- KIM, KYLE, AND TAYLOR?
924
00:32:29,734 --> 00:32:31,404
- NO.
[laughs]
925
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:32,800
GOOD THING I HAVE THIS OUT.
926
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:34,530
READY?
TEAM ONE...
927
00:32:34,533 --> 00:32:36,203
KIM...
928
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:37,530
- KYLE AND BRANDI.
929
00:32:37,533 --> 00:32:39,873
- I DON'T LIKE IT.
930
00:32:39,867 --> 00:32:41,467
I ONLY LIKE PEOPLE I KNOW.
931
00:32:41,467 --> 00:32:43,727
IT'S TAKEN ME ALL YEAR TO GET
USED TO GET USED TO NEW PEOPLE.
932
00:32:43,734 --> 00:32:45,474
I DON'T WANT
TO PLAY WITH HER.
933
00:32:45,467 --> 00:32:46,497
[laughter]
934
00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:51,270
I DON'T WANT HER
ON MY TEAM.
935
00:32:51,266 --> 00:32:54,526
- DO YOU NOT SEE
THAT I'M RIGHT HERE?
936
00:32:54,533 --> 00:32:55,673
IT REALLY FRAZZLED ME.
937
00:32:55,667 --> 00:32:57,327
IT MADE ME
VERY UNCOMFORTABLE.
938
00:32:57,333 --> 00:32:59,473
I JUST FELT ODD MAN OUT.
939
00:32:59,467 --> 00:33:00,697
- WHAT DO YOU WANT TO PLAY?
940
00:33:00,700 --> 00:33:01,700
- CELEBRITY.
941
00:33:01,700 --> 00:33:02,700
- OKAY, GOOD.
THANK YOU.
942
00:33:02,700 --> 00:33:03,700
- GIVE ME ONE.
I'LL GO FIRST.
943
00:33:03,700 --> 00:33:04,800
- OKAY, PERFECT.
944
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,070
PICK A NAME.
LET'S ROCK THIS OUT.
945
00:33:07,066 --> 00:33:08,026
- PLEASE LET IT BE GOOD.
946
00:33:08,033 --> 00:33:09,033
PLEASE LET IT BE GOOD.
947
00:33:09,033 --> 00:33:10,073
- OKAY. OKAY.
948
00:33:10,066 --> 00:33:11,266
- WAIT. GO.
949
00:33:11,266 --> 00:33:12,266
TELL ME WHEN YOU'RE READY.
950
00:33:12,266 --> 00:33:13,326
- ALL RIGHT.
- GO.
951
00:33:13,333 --> 00:33:14,373
- [snorts]
- OKAY, GO.
952
00:33:14,367 --> 00:33:15,367
- COME ON! COME ON!
953
00:33:15,367 --> 00:33:17,067
- THAT'S IT, KIM.
[snorts]
954
00:33:17,066 --> 00:33:18,066
- PORKY PIG.
955
00:33:18,066 --> 00:33:19,096
- NO, YOU CAN'T GUESS.
956
00:33:19,100 --> 00:33:20,270
- OH, I CAN'T...
957
00:33:20,266 --> 00:33:21,566
- THERE HAS TO BE
SOMETHING ELSE.
958
00:33:21,567 --> 00:33:22,797
- WILBUR!
959
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:23,830
- UM, A PUPPET.
960
00:33:23,834 --> 00:33:25,434
- OH, MISS PIGGY.
961
00:33:25,433 --> 00:33:26,433
- YES.
962
00:33:26,433 --> 00:33:28,773
- OKAY, MOVING ON.
NEXT ONE.
963
00:33:28,767 --> 00:33:29,997
- MY EX-BOYFRIEND.
964
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,000
- TOMMY HOWELL!
965
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,000
- YES!
966
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,370
- OH!
967
00:33:34,367 --> 00:33:35,427
- TIME OUT!
968
00:33:35,433 --> 00:33:36,533
SORRY.
969
00:33:36,533 --> 00:33:38,533
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU GO, CAMILLE.
970
00:33:38,533 --> 00:33:39,633
- SORRY.
I GOT CONFUSED.
971
00:33:39,633 --> 00:33:41,173
- OUR FAVORITE SHOES
WITH THE RED SOLE.
972
00:33:41,166 --> 00:33:42,166
- LOUBOUTIN.
973
00:33:42,166 --> 00:33:43,226
- SHE'S THE, UH, NIECE
974
00:33:43,233 --> 00:33:44,573
OF A COUPLE OF PEOPLE
IN THIS ROOM.
975
00:33:44,567 --> 00:33:46,727
- PARIS HILTON!
- OKAY.
976
00:33:46,734 --> 00:33:48,204
[laughter]
977
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:51,100
- ONCE THE GAME STARTED
AND PEOPLE STARTED TO LOOSEN UP,
978
00:33:51,100 --> 00:33:54,070
I THOUGHT WE HAD A FUN TIME.
979
00:33:54,066 --> 00:33:55,426
- OKAY, LET'S DO IT.
980
00:33:55,433 --> 00:33:56,973
READY?
TURN THE TIMER.
981
00:33:56,967 --> 00:33:58,167
- ONLY WE GUESS.
ONLY WE GUESS.
982
00:33:58,166 --> 00:33:59,766
- ALL RIGHT, SHE'S
ONE OF THE GOLDEN GIRLS.
983
00:33:59,767 --> 00:34:01,227
- BETTY WHITE.
- YEAH.
984
00:34:01,233 --> 00:34:04,703
UM, HE WAS
A VERY FAMOUS BLACK MAN
985
00:34:04,700 --> 00:34:06,600
WHO WASN'T MARTIN LUTHER KING.
986
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:08,530
- SAMMY DAVIS JR.
987
00:34:08,533 --> 00:34:09,533
MICHAEL JACKSON.
988
00:34:09,533 --> 00:34:10,833
- WAIT,
ON SUNDAY YOU GO TO...
989
00:34:10,834 --> 00:34:11,874
- A CHURCH.
990
00:34:11,867 --> 00:34:13,097
- YEAH,
SO THAT'S HIS LAST NAME.
991
00:34:13,100 --> 00:34:14,500
PART OF IT.
992
00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:16,270
FIRST NAME,
HE'S CIGARETTE SMOKER.
993
00:34:16,266 --> 00:34:17,866
- STE--
NO.
994
00:34:17,867 --> 00:34:20,327
[laughter]
995
00:34:20,333 --> 00:34:21,573
- ALL RIGHT.
I'M SKIPPING IT.
996
00:34:21,567 --> 00:34:24,997
- WINSTON CHURCHILL.
997
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,800
- I WAS SPEECHLESS.
998
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:28,770
I DON'T KNOW WHO
SHE WAS THINKING OF,
999
00:34:28,767 --> 00:34:30,467
BUT IT WAS HYSTERICAL.
1000
00:34:30,467 --> 00:34:33,097
- OH, THE BEST RAPPER
IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD.
1001
00:34:33,100 --> 00:34:34,730
- BRAD PITT.
1002
00:34:34,734 --> 00:34:36,274
- RAPPER?
1003
00:34:36,266 --> 00:34:38,396
- I THOUGHT YOU SAID...
1004
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:40,030
- NO, TIMER RAN OUT.
1005
00:34:40,033 --> 00:34:41,333
YOU'RE SO OUT.
1006
00:34:41,333 --> 00:34:42,803
IT RAN OUT, LIKE,
FOREVER AGO.
1007
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:44,500
- HE'S MARRIED TO BEYONCE.
1008
00:34:44,500 --> 00:34:45,900
- JAY-Z.
1009
00:34:45,900 --> 00:34:49,970
- BRANDI, I LOVE YOU,
BUT I TURNED IT OVER.
1010
00:34:49,967 --> 00:34:52,497
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT.
1011
00:34:52,500 --> 00:34:54,670
- AND GO.
1012
00:34:54,667 --> 00:34:57,097
- OKAY, I WORKED WITH HIM
IN TUFF TURF.
1013
00:34:57,100 --> 00:34:58,300
- JAMES SPADER.
1014
00:34:58,300 --> 00:35:00,430
- MR. FUNNY,
FUNNY, FUNNY.
1015
00:35:00,433 --> 00:35:02,403
- OH, ROBERT DOWNEY JR.
- YEAH.
1016
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:05,030
- I FELT REALLY ALIENATED.
1017
00:35:05,033 --> 00:35:06,803
KIM AND KYLE WERE
PLAYING WITH ONE ANOTHER,
1018
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,000
ANSWERING AND ASKING
EACH OTHER QUESTIONS
1019
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,330
THAT ONLY THE TWO OF THEM
WOULD KNOW THE ANSWER TO,
1020
00:35:11,333 --> 00:35:13,273
AND THREE OF US
WERE THE TEAM.
1021
00:35:13,266 --> 00:35:15,766
- OH. OKAY, WE WERE INVITED
TO A PARTY LAST WEEK WITH HIM.
1022
00:35:15,767 --> 00:35:16,997
IT WAS HIS BIRTHDAY.
1023
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,500
- OH, MY GOD!
I KNOW THAT ONE.
1024
00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:20,770
- AND THE LAST ONE...
1025
00:35:20,767 --> 00:35:22,567
- I MEAN, WHY...
1026
00:35:22,567 --> 00:35:24,127
- HE HAS THE LAST NAME AS--
AS OUR NIECE.
1027
00:35:24,133 --> 00:35:25,603
- PEREZ HILTON.
- YES.
1028
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:28,500
- YAY, TEAMWORK.
WHOO-HOO.
1029
00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:29,800
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I WANT TO PLAY TOO.
1030
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:30,800
OVER HERE.
1031
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,730
- WHATEVER.
- ALL RIGHT, PAM.
1032
00:35:32,734 --> 00:35:33,934
YOUR TURN.
1033
00:35:33,934 --> 00:35:35,474
- EVERYONE'S GONNA
BE REALLY CONFUSED
1034
00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:36,467
THAT MY NAME'S DANA NOT PAM.
1035
00:35:36,467 --> 00:35:37,867
- NO, NO, I'M NOT SORRY.
1036
00:35:37,867 --> 00:35:39,027
IT WAS JUST A JOKE.
1037
00:35:39,033 --> 00:35:40,433
- NO, LISTEN, I LOVE YOU.
IT'S OKAY.
1038
00:35:40,433 --> 00:35:41,633
YOU CAN CALL ME WHATEVER.
1039
00:35:41,633 --> 00:35:43,333
- DO YOU REALLY LOVE ME,
OR DO YOU JUST LIKE ME?
1040
00:35:43,333 --> 00:35:44,773
- I DO. I REALLY--
NO, I LIKE YOU A LOT.
1041
00:35:44,767 --> 00:35:45,767
- 'CAUSE...THAT'S SWEET.
1042
00:35:45,767 --> 00:35:46,767
- I LIKE YOUR SOUL.
1043
00:35:46,767 --> 00:35:48,167
- OH, THAT'S SO SWEET.
1044
00:35:48,166 --> 00:35:49,166
- SEE? RIGHT?
1045
00:35:49,166 --> 00:35:50,526
- ALL RIGHT, READY?
- AWKWARD.
1046
00:35:50,533 --> 00:35:52,703
- YADA, YADA OVER HERE.
1047
00:35:52,700 --> 00:35:53,800
ALL RIGHT,
PEANUT GALLERY.
1048
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:54,870
HERE WE GO.
- GO.
1049
00:35:54,867 --> 00:35:55,867
- OH, MY GOD.
1050
00:35:55,867 --> 00:35:57,197
I LOVE TO DO PLAYS
1051
00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:00,030
THAT I CHARGE A LOT OF PEOPLE
MONEY AND I SAY NOTHING.
1052
00:36:00,033 --> 00:36:02,073
I HAVE GODDESSES.
I DO A LOT OF--
1053
00:36:02,066 --> 00:36:03,396
- CHARLIE SHEEN.
- CHARLIE SHEEN.
1054
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:04,530
- OKAY.
1055
00:36:04,533 --> 00:36:05,933
OH, WAIT.
1056
00:36:05,934 --> 00:36:07,674
- SHOULD WE WAIT FOR KIM?
1057
00:36:07,667 --> 00:36:08,797
- KIM?
1058
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:13,070
GIVE ME ONE SECOND.
I'M SORRY.
1059
00:36:13,066 --> 00:36:14,566
- I'M KIND OF WORRIED
ABOUT MY TEAM.
1060
00:36:14,567 --> 00:36:16,267
I FEEL LIKE, NUMBER ONE,
THEY DON'T LIKE ME,
1061
00:36:16,266 --> 00:36:19,226
AND, NUMBER TWO,
THEY'RE NOT LUCID.
1062
00:36:19,233 --> 00:36:20,873
- THEY'RE NOT LUCID.
1063
00:36:20,867 --> 00:36:22,627
- WHERE'S--
IS MY SISTER OVER HERE?
1064
00:36:22,633 --> 00:36:23,833
- NO, SHE WENT--
1065
00:36:23,834 --> 00:36:25,974
SHE CAME AND GOT A DRINK,
AND THEN SHE LEFT.
1066
00:36:25,967 --> 00:36:26,967
- YOU GOT HER COFFEE?
1067
00:36:26,967 --> 00:36:28,497
- YEAH, WITH HER COFFEE.
1068
00:36:28,500 --> 00:36:32,500
- KIM?
1069
00:36:32,500 --> 00:36:34,400
- DANA, IS THERE ANOTHER
BATHROOM I CAN USE?
1070
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,270
- YEAH, LET'S GO
IN THE CHEF BATHROOM.
1071
00:36:36,266 --> 00:36:38,466
IT'S KIND OF WEIRD,
BUT LET'S DO IT.
1072
00:36:38,467 --> 00:36:40,297
- I DO NOT KNOW
THESE GIRLS YET.
1073
00:36:40,300 --> 00:36:41,300
JUST SO YOU KNOW.
1074
00:36:41,300 --> 00:36:43,600
- DO YOU WANT TO?
1075
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:44,600
- [sighs]
1076
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:45,770
- COME ON.
1077
00:36:45,767 --> 00:36:48,967
- WELL, I ACTUALLY--
DANA'S VERY NICE.
1078
00:36:48,967 --> 00:36:53,367
UM, BRANDI'S
JUST NOT MY STYLE,
1079
00:36:53,367 --> 00:36:55,667
BUT, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER.
1080
00:36:55,667 --> 00:36:57,297
- I DON'T KNOW.
I'M CONCERNED ABOUT KIM.
1081
00:36:57,300 --> 00:36:59,830
SHE SEEMS REALLY
OFF HER ROCKER.
1082
00:36:59,834 --> 00:37:01,134
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
1083
00:37:01,133 --> 00:37:03,933
I COULD TELL THAT SOMETHING
WAS GOING ON WITH HER.
1084
00:37:03,934 --> 00:37:05,374
I--YOU KNOW,
SHE WASN'T DRINKING.
1085
00:37:05,367 --> 00:37:06,597
SHE HAD A COFFEE
IN HER HAND.
1086
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:09,630
BUT SHE WAS
CLEARLY INEBRIATED.
1087
00:37:09,633 --> 00:37:11,533
- I THINK SHE'S JUST
BEEN THROUGH A LOT.
1088
00:37:11,533 --> 00:37:12,803
UM...
1089
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:14,100
- THE OTHER DAY SHE'S LIKE,
1090
00:37:14,100 --> 00:37:15,830
"I CAN TELL YOU THINK
I'M A SLUT."
1091
00:37:15,834 --> 00:37:17,974
AND I SAID, "WHY WOULD YOU THINK
WE THINK YOU'RE A SLUT?"
1092
00:37:17,967 --> 00:37:19,797
- WELL, IT'S 50 BELOW OUT...
1093
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:21,000
- KIM, I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING.
1094
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,000
- AND SHE'S WEARING...
1095
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,030
- CAN I SAY SOMETHING?
1096
00:37:23,033 --> 00:37:25,273
NEVER TAKE LIQUID LINER
OUT WITH YOU.
1097
00:37:25,266 --> 00:37:27,726
- I MEAN, SINCE SHE'S COME IN,
SHE'S BEEN...
1098
00:37:27,734 --> 00:37:30,534
I DON'T KNOW. SHE'S BEEN
IN THE BATHROOM 15 TIMES.
1099
00:37:30,533 --> 00:37:32,373
- I DON'T THINK SHE'S
TRYING TO HIDE ANYTHING.
1100
00:37:32,367 --> 00:37:33,367
I JUST THINK THAT...
1101
00:37:33,367 --> 00:37:34,867
- NO, OBVIOUS...
1102
00:37:34,867 --> 00:37:36,927
I MEAN, SHE--SHE'S OBVIOUSLY
NOT TRYING TO HIDE ANYTHING.
1103
00:37:36,934 --> 00:37:39,204
'CAUSE IT'S ON THE TABLE.
1104
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:42,170
- I DID NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT
1105
00:37:42,166 --> 00:37:43,996
ANYTHING THAT KIM'S
GOING THROUGH.
1106
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,130
IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS.
1107
00:37:45,133 --> 00:37:46,573
IT'S KIM'S OWN BUSINESS.
1108
00:37:46,567 --> 00:37:48,467
SHE'S WORKING THINGS OUT
ON HER OWN.
1109
00:37:48,467 --> 00:37:49,467
- WE'RE GONNA PLAY GAMES.
1110
00:37:49,467 --> 00:37:50,567
- OUT OF MY EYES.
1111
00:37:50,567 --> 00:37:51,967
- OTHERWISE
THEY'RE GONNA THINK--
1112
00:37:51,967 --> 00:37:53,227
IF YOU PUT TOO MUCH,
IT LOOKS BAD.
1113
00:37:53,233 --> 00:37:55,473
TRUST ME.
I'M THE MAKEUP QUEEN.
1114
00:37:55,467 --> 00:37:56,467
AND YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE.
1115
00:37:56,467 --> 00:37:57,867
- AND I CAN'T DO ANYTHING.
1116
00:37:57,867 --> 00:37:59,097
- WRONG.
YES, YOU CAN.
1117
00:37:59,100 --> 00:38:00,500
YOU CAN DO A LOT OF THINGS.
JUST NOT MAKEUP.
1118
00:38:00,500 --> 00:38:01,730
[laughter]
1119
00:38:01,734 --> 00:38:03,504
- THEY BOTH SAID
THAT THEY DON'T LIKE ME.
1120
00:38:03,500 --> 00:38:05,570
SHE'S LIKE,
"OH, THEY'RE ON YOUR--OUR--MY--"
1121
00:38:05,567 --> 00:38:07,627
SHE'S LIKE, "SHE'S ON MY TEAM?
I DON'T LIKE HER."
1122
00:38:07,633 --> 00:38:08,933
PERFECT.
1123
00:38:08,934 --> 00:38:11,504
- I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT
THAT WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL BAD.
1124
00:38:11,500 --> 00:38:13,930
I MEAN, I UNDERSTAND.
I WENT THROUGH IT LAST YEAR.
1125
00:38:13,934 --> 00:38:15,234
IT'S HARD.
THEY'RE SISTERS.
1126
00:38:15,233 --> 00:38:16,733
- IT'S A LITTLE CATTY.
1127
00:38:16,734 --> 00:38:18,674
- I WENT THROUGH THAT LAST YEAR,
AND I KNOW.
1128
00:38:18,667 --> 00:38:19,867
IT'S...IT'S HARSH.
1129
00:38:19,867 --> 00:38:21,767
- LIKE, I DON'T--
BUT LITERALLY, LIKE,
1130
00:38:21,767 --> 00:38:23,927
"I DON'T LIKE HER."
1131
00:38:23,934 --> 00:38:27,104
- LAST YEAR I FELT I WAS
ON THE OUTS WITH KYLE AND KIM,
1132
00:38:27,100 --> 00:38:30,800
SO I COULD EMPATHIZE
WITH BRANDI.
1133
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:32,500
YOU CAN PULL THEM ASIDE
AND ASK THEM AND SAY,
1134
00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:34,630
"LET'S TALK.
LET'S GET IT OUT IN THE OPEN.
1135
00:38:34,633 --> 00:38:36,133
LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS."
1136
00:38:36,133 --> 00:38:38,333
- I DON'T KNOW IF I CARE ENOUGH
TO EVEN SAY THAT TO BE HONEST.
1137
00:38:38,333 --> 00:38:39,933
LIKE, REALLY?
YOU WANT TO BE A BITCH?
1138
00:38:39,934 --> 00:38:41,904
I CAN BE A TEN TIMES
BIGGER BITCH.
1139
00:38:41,900 --> 00:38:42,900
- MM-HMM.
1140
00:38:42,900 --> 00:38:45,200
I LIKE KYLE AND KIM.
1141
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,900
YOU KIND OF FEEL LIKE YOU'RE
TORN BETWEEN YOUR FRIENDS
1142
00:38:47,900 --> 00:38:50,800
OR THE PEOPLE THAT YOU'RE
BECOMING FRIENDS WITH.
1143
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:51,830
- HERE YOU GO.
1144
00:38:51,834 --> 00:38:54,234
- OH, OKAY,
WOULD YOU, DANE, PAM,
1145
00:38:54,233 --> 00:38:55,403
WILL YOU PUT IT HERE?
1146
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:56,930
- OKAY, IF YOU CALL ME
"PAM" ONE MORE TIME
1147
00:38:56,934 --> 00:38:57,974
I'M GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT.
1148
00:38:57,967 --> 00:38:59,197
THAT'S HER
SPECIAL PRIVILEGE.
1149
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,270
- I LOVE THAT!
1150
00:39:00,266 --> 00:39:01,526
- THAT'S YOUR
SPECIAL PRIVILEGE.
1151
00:39:01,533 --> 00:39:03,633
- AW!
THANK YOU, PAM.
1152
00:39:03,633 --> 00:39:06,603
- DANA WAS REALLY, REALLY,
REALLY FAR
1153
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:09,670
UP KIM AND KYLE'S ASSES.
1154
00:39:09,667 --> 00:39:12,597
I FELT LIKE I HAD
NO FRIENDS IN THAT ROOM.
1155
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,500
AND HAD ADRIENNE BEEN THERE,
1156
00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:18,100
IT WOULD HAVE TAKEN
THE EDGE OFF.
1157
00:39:18,100 --> 00:39:20,970
- ALL RIGHT, CAMILLE.
AND IT'S GOING.
1158
00:39:20,967 --> 00:39:22,167
- KIM?
1159
00:39:22,166 --> 00:39:23,696
- OKAY,
AN ITALIAN ACTRESS.
1160
00:39:23,700 --> 00:39:24,700
- WHERE'S KIM?
1161
00:39:24,700 --> 00:39:25,700
- SHE'S, UM, OLDER NOW.
1162
00:39:25,700 --> 00:39:27,370
VERY SOPHISTICATED.
1163
00:39:27,367 --> 00:39:30,097
UM, VERY TALL,
HIGH CHEEKBONES.
1164
00:39:30,100 --> 00:39:32,400
SHE WAS IN THE MOVIE...
1165
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:34,130
- OH, MY GOD.
SOPHIA LOREN.
1166
00:39:34,133 --> 00:39:35,373
- THANK YOU.
1167
00:39:35,367 --> 00:39:36,997
WHERE DO I PUT THAT
BACK IN THERE?
1168
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,670
- WHAT DID YOU DO
WITH HER CRUTCHES?
1169
00:39:38,667 --> 00:39:39,667
- [laughs]
1170
00:39:39,667 --> 00:39:42,697
- YOU HID HER CRUTCHES?
1171
00:39:42,700 --> 00:39:44,770
NOW THAT'S THE KIM I KNOW.
1172
00:39:48,967 --> 00:39:50,627
- SHE HATES US.
1173
00:39:50,633 --> 00:39:51,633
- SHE HATES US?
1174
00:39:51,633 --> 00:39:53,003
- MM-HMM.
1175
00:39:55,433 --> 00:39:56,573
- YOU GUYS, OKAY.
1176
00:39:56,567 --> 00:39:58,067
I.Q. TEST UP NEXT.
1177
00:39:58,066 --> 00:39:59,426
WHOO-WHOO!
1178
00:39:59,433 --> 00:40:01,003
YOU FIRST.
1179
00:40:06,767 --> 00:40:08,767
- PERFECT.
BRING IT, BITCH.
1180
00:40:08,767 --> 00:40:09,767
- WHAT?
- BRING IT, BITCH.
1181
00:40:09,767 --> 00:40:10,767
- COME ON UP.
1182
00:40:10,767 --> 00:40:13,897
- ARE YOU CALLING ME
A BITCH?
1183
00:40:13,900 --> 00:40:16,700
- WOW, BRANDI DOES NOT KNOW WHAT
SHE'S GETTING HERSELF INTO.
1184
00:40:16,700 --> 00:40:18,570
I WOULDN'T GO THERE, GIRL.
1185
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:23,830
- COMING UP...
1186
00:40:23,834 --> 00:40:26,334
- IT WAS VERY OBVIOUS
AND OPEN WHAT YOU GUYS SAID.
1187
00:40:26,333 --> 00:40:27,803
- ABOUT WHAT?
1188
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,230
- MAYBE YOU DON'T REMEMBER,
1189
00:40:29,233 --> 00:40:31,233
'CAUSE YOU'VE BEEN IN
THE BATHROOM TOO MANY TIMES.
1190
00:40:31,233 --> 00:40:32,873
- EXCUSE ME?
1191
00:40:38,700 --> 00:40:39,830
- YOU GUYS, OKAY.
1192
00:40:39,834 --> 00:40:41,474
I.Q. TEST UP NEXT.
1193
00:40:41,467 --> 00:40:42,697
WHOO-WHOO!
1194
00:40:42,700 --> 00:40:44,870
YOU FIRST.
1195
00:40:50,133 --> 00:40:52,073
- PERFECT.
BRING IT, BITCH.
1196
00:40:52,066 --> 00:40:53,066
- WHAT?
- BRING IT, BITCH.
1197
00:40:53,066 --> 00:40:54,096
- COME ON UP.
1198
00:40:54,100 --> 00:40:55,430
- ARE YOU CALLING ME
A BITCH?
1199
00:40:55,433 --> 00:40:56,603
- YEAH, KIND OF.
1200
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:58,200
I.Q. TEST?
ARE YOU KIDDING?
1201
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:00,130
LIKE, REALLY?
YOU'RE LIKE, "YOU FIRST."
1202
00:41:00,133 --> 00:41:03,003
OKAY?
YOU'RE A BITCH.
1203
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:09,230
- DID YOU REALLY SAY
THAT MY FRIEND KYLE'S A BITCH?
1204
00:41:09,233 --> 00:41:10,573
'CAUSE SHE'S NOT A BITCH.
1205
00:41:10,567 --> 00:41:12,227
- "YOU FIRST"
WAS A LITTLE JOKE.
1206
00:41:12,233 --> 00:41:13,773
- WE DON'T EVEN
HAVE TO GET INTO THIS.
1207
00:41:13,767 --> 00:41:15,667
LET'S NOT EVEN.
IT'S NOT WORTH IT, YOU GUYS.
1208
00:41:15,667 --> 00:41:17,397
IT'S NOT WORTH IT.
LET'S NOT FIGHT.
1209
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:19,030
THIS IS SUPPOSED
TO BE JUST FUN.
1210
00:41:19,033 --> 00:41:20,633
- I WASN'T RUDE.
YOUR SISTER WAS.
1211
00:41:20,633 --> 00:41:22,103
- WHAT?
1212
00:41:22,100 --> 00:41:23,170
- I DON'T THINK
SHE WAS RUDE.
1213
00:41:23,166 --> 00:41:25,626
I THINK WHAT YOU SAID
WAS RUDE.
1214
00:41:25,633 --> 00:41:27,173
WHO ARE YOU TO SIT
AT SOMEONE'S HOUSE
1215
00:41:27,166 --> 00:41:29,226
AND JUST CALL--
START CALLING PEOPLE NAMES?
1216
00:41:29,233 --> 00:41:32,833
I MEAN,
MY SISTER'S NOT...
1217
00:41:32,834 --> 00:41:35,034
THE "B" WORD.
1218
00:41:35,033 --> 00:41:36,873
- SHE SAID,
"I.Q. TEST, YOU FIRST."
1219
00:41:36,867 --> 00:41:37,997
LIKE, "BLONDE FIRST."
1220
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,170
THAT'S A BITCHY
THING TO SAY.
1221
00:41:39,166 --> 00:41:40,526
- EVERYBODY IN THE ROOM
IS A BLONDE.
1222
00:41:40,533 --> 00:41:42,003
- WE'RE ALL BLONDES,
AND I DYE MY HAIR.
1223
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,330
- I DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE,
1224
00:41:43,333 --> 00:41:45,403
BUT YOU'RE ALL BLONDE
EXCEPT ME.
1225
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,330
- KYLE, SHE'S MEAN.
I DON'T LIKE IT.
1226
00:41:47,333 --> 00:41:49,003
MAKE IT STOP.
1227
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,170
- I DON'T LIKE HER.
1228
00:41:51,166 --> 00:41:54,296
- I HAVE TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM.
1229
00:41:54,300 --> 00:41:58,730
- KYLE AND KIM WERE A BIT CATTY
AND HIGH-SCHOOL-LIKE.
1230
00:41:58,734 --> 00:42:01,374
IT WAS LIKE BEING
WITH THE MEAN GIRLS.
1231
00:42:01,367 --> 00:42:03,397
- YOU GUYS SAID THIS
TEN TIMES EARLIER.
1232
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:04,930
"I DON'T LIKE HER.
SHE'S NOT ON MY TEAM.
1233
00:42:04,934 --> 00:42:06,204
I DON'T LIKE IT."
1234
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:08,030
IT WAS VERY OBVIOUS AND OPEN
WHAT YOU GUYS SAID.
1235
00:42:08,033 --> 00:42:09,033
- ABOUT WHAT?
1236
00:42:09,033 --> 00:42:10,433
- MAYBE YOU DON'T REMEMBER
1237
00:42:10,433 --> 00:42:12,433
'CAUSE YOU'VE BEEN
IN THE BATHROOM TOO MANY TIMES.
1238
00:42:12,433 --> 00:42:13,473
- EXCUSE ME.
1239
00:42:13,467 --> 00:42:14,467
- EXCUSE ME?
1240
00:42:14,467 --> 00:42:15,797
- EXCUSE ME WHAT?
1241
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,970
HOW MANY TIMES HAS SHE
BEEN IN THE BATHROOM TONIGHT?
1242
00:42:17,967 --> 00:42:19,167
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
1243
00:42:19,166 --> 00:42:20,866
YOU HAVE NO CLUE
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
1244
00:42:20,867 --> 00:42:23,467
- YOU ARE A GODDAMN BITCH.
YOU KNOW THAT?
1245
00:42:23,467 --> 00:42:27,567
- BRING IT.
1246
00:42:27,567 --> 00:42:29,697
- YOU ARE PATHETIC, OKAY?
1247
00:42:29,700 --> 00:42:31,630
- I AM.
- PATHETIC. YES, YOU ARE.
1248
00:42:31,633 --> 00:42:35,833
- KYLE, SHE KEEPS CALLING ME
PAN, AND I DON'T LIKE IT.
1249
00:42:35,834 --> 00:42:37,934
AND I'M THE HOSTESS.
1250
00:42:37,934 --> 00:42:40,334
- AT LEAST I'M NOT THE ONE
WEARING CUT-OFF SHORTS
1251
00:42:40,333 --> 00:42:41,633
THAT SHOW MY ASS.
1252
00:42:41,633 --> 00:42:43,503
- ALL RIGHT, WELL,
IT'S CUTE, SO IT'S FINE.
1253
00:42:43,500 --> 00:42:46,530
- IT'S NOT CUTE WHEN YOU'RE
RUNNING AROUND LIKE A LITTLE HO.
1254
00:42:46,533 --> 00:42:49,233
- COLOR ME SLUT.
1255
00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:50,433
- OKAY.
1256
00:42:50,433 --> 00:42:51,903
- YOU HAVE A REAL
THING ABOUT THAT...
1257
00:42:51,900 --> 00:42:53,930
- YOU WANT TO CALL YOURSELF
A SLUT, YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD.
1258
00:42:53,934 --> 00:42:55,134
- AT THE BARBECUE
THE OTHER DAY,
1259
00:42:55,133 --> 00:42:56,703
YOU KEPT SAYING,
"YOU ALL THINK I'M A SLUT."
1260
00:42:56,700 --> 00:42:58,130
I MEAN, YOU MUST BE
PARANOID ABOUT THAT.
1261
00:42:58,133 --> 00:42:59,473
- NO, I'M NOT PARANOID.
I AM A SLUT.
1262
00:42:59,467 --> 00:43:00,667
- WELL, YOU KEEP SAYING IT.
1263
00:43:00,667 --> 00:43:02,227
YOU ARE A SLUT. GOOD.
AT LEAST YOU ADMIT IT.
1264
00:43:02,233 --> 00:43:03,633
- YEP.
- IT'S VERY CLEAR, BY THE WAY.
1265
00:43:03,633 --> 00:43:05,903
- SO IS
EVERYTHING ELSE TONIGHT.
1266
00:43:05,900 --> 00:43:10,000
- WHAT IS--WHAT IS THAT?
1267
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:13,200
- YOUR SISTER IS--IS WASTED
OUT OF HER [bleep] MIND.
1268
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:14,200
- SHE'S NOT WASTED.
1269
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:15,200
[overlapping yelling]
1270
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:16,370
WATCH YOUR [bleep] MOUTH.
1271
00:43:16,367 --> 00:43:18,927
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
1272
00:43:18,934 --> 00:43:20,974
[suspenseful music]
1273
00:43:20,967 --> 00:43:24,497
♪♪ ♪♪
1274
00:43:24,500 --> 00:43:25,930
I DON'T--I...
1275
00:43:25,934 --> 00:43:27,634
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT EVEN
WORTH MY BREATH.
1276
00:43:27,633 --> 00:43:29,103
YOU'RE DISGUSTING.
1277
00:43:29,100 --> 00:43:31,700
- NEXT ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
1278
00:43:31,700 --> 00:43:34,270
- WHAT KIND OF BUDGET
ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?
1279
00:43:34,266 --> 00:43:36,266
- THE AVERAGE WEDDINGS
IN BEVERLY HILLS
1280
00:43:36,266 --> 00:43:38,896
OF 180 GUESTS,
ABOUT $1 MILLION.
1281
00:43:38,900 --> 00:43:40,230
- WHAT'S HE GONNA DO
AS PARTY FAVORS?
1282
00:43:40,233 --> 00:43:43,333
GIVE PEOPLE A BAG OF MONEY?
1283
00:43:43,333 --> 00:43:45,533
- SUCH MEMORIES HERE.
1284
00:43:45,533 --> 00:43:46,803
I LIVED IN THAT HOUSE.
1285
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:49,430
IF THEY THINK
I SOLD IT FOR 20,000--?
1286
00:43:49,433 --> 00:43:52,033
ARE THEY OKAY?
1287
00:43:52,033 --> 00:43:54,733
- DON'T TALK ABOUT MY BABIES.
1288
00:43:54,734 --> 00:43:57,704
I WILL [bleep] KILL YOU.
1289
00:43:57,700 --> 00:43:58,770
REALLY?
1290
00:43:58,767 --> 00:44:00,397
- DON'T YOU [bleep]
THREATEN ME.
1291
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:01,900
- NO! NO! STOP IT!
1292
00:44:01,900 --> 00:44:03,670
- TO LEARN MORE
ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES,
1293
00:44:03,667 --> 00:44:05,867
GO TO BRAVOTV.COM.
1294
00:44:08,900 --> 00:44:10,900
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