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( theme music playing )
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( man coughing )
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Man:
Jesus Christ, this is
a fuckin' nightmare.
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( coughing )
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Goddamnit.
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You've been a bad boy!
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Do you hear me?!
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Bad! B-A-D!
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How many fuckin' times?
I swear to God!
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You've been a bad boy!
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- ( animal growling )
- You heard me?!
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Ya know, I feel like
we just keep havin'
this same conversation.
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I can't take you anywhere
anymore!
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OK? And I gotta say it, awright?
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This shit is embarrassing!
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Remind me of something.
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What was the first thing I said
when we came in here?
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Huh? I said we come in quiet,
and we don't make a mess.
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- ( growling )
- Yeah, exactly.
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But you come in,
and since we don't know
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who the fuck's been here,
what kind of weird-ass perfume
they've been wearin',
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and your scent's off--
you being you,
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your self-preservation
instinct kicks in
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and you just shit everywhere.
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( growls )
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Oh, goddamnit.
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( growling continues )
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I'll give you that, buddy,
I will.
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I-- I get it.
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I'm sorry...
that I had to bring you here,
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and I'm really sorry that
I put you in this position.
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But I need you to stay
in there a while...
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until I figure out
if this situation is copacetic.
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- Deal?
- ( growling )
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No, no, calm, no--
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- Hey!
- ( roaring )
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Calm!
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- ( growls )
- Yes.
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Who's the handsome man?
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You are.
You're the handsome man.
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And you're a calm handsome man,
right?
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I need you to be so calm
for us now, dearheart.
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OK? And if you're calm,
I'm gonna give you
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your special treat. Right?
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Such a handsome man.
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( creature growls, snorts )
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That's right, dear.
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Nummy nums.
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( knock on door )
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You must be
the art enthusiast.
Sharon.
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You're... Allan?
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Yup, that's me.
Welcome.
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Thanks for comin' so soon.
Come on in.
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Thanks.
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( muffled grunting )
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Uh, any trouble
finding the place?
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Nope.
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Can I, uh, sit down?
( chuckles )
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Oh! God, yes. Of course. Yes.
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- Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
- Thanks.
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So sorry.
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Um, I'd offer you
something to drink,
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but this place doesn't have
a goddamn mini-bar.
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( sighs ) Well...
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should we get down
to the business at hand?
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Oh, I like your style.
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No bullshit, huh?
You're my kind of girl.
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Let's get down to business.
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All right.
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Is-- Is that necessary?
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Oh, yeah. I mean,
we're lookin' at
the real thing here.
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I take every precaution.
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And this is the real thing?
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Oh, honey...
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when you see him
in the flesh,
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there's no question.
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Impressive, right?
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I can't say what they mean,
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exactly, but interpreting
any artist's work,
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there's always a code...
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to deciphering his intent.
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Uh-huh.
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And I don't know how
to make this any more obvious
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for you, Sharon,
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but I know the artist.
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"Elmer."
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( creature growls )
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What was that?
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I got here, and that thing
was running like crazy.
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I had to take the top off,
jigger with the flange,
the chain's all fucked up--
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it's been gurgling
off and on.
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What do you take me for,
Allan?
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Excuse me?
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Did you think I was here
to buy finger paintings?
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I have no idea.
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I want to meet him.
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Really?
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See, I feel like
I have given you
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multiple opportunities
to make that happen here.
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You mean you want me
to say your password?
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Yes. I like to think of it
as a "code phrase,"
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but yeah, you need
to fuckin' say my code phrase,
or there's no deal.
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( sighs ) I didn't get
that part of the email.
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It was cut off
after you told me
when I came in the room
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I needed to ask
about the "artist,"
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who was in "exile"
or something.
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OK, OK, well,
close enough.
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I'm not good with computers.
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Whoa, sorry about that.
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Are we doing this, or what?
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Wh-- Ha ha ha!
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Just because
you know the code phrase
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does not mean
you're right for this.
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No, I still need to vet you.
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( scoffs ) Really?
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It won't be so bad.
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Everyone remembers Bubbles.
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( chortles ) Bubbles got
all the attention.
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I don't know
if you remember, but...
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Michael even
took him on tour
with him once.
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But people forget Elmer--
Elmer the gorilla.
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Elmer was Michael Jackson's
special gorilla,
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and then one day,
he was my special gorilla.
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How's that?
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When Michael died
and they cleared out Neverland,
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those of us who had connections
in the animal community,
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we got first dibs,
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and my wife at the time and I,
we had a sanctuary
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and we were a perfect fit.
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Yeah, well, let's just say
things went belly-up
on all fronts.
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It's just me and Elmer now.
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I wanna see him.
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What makes you think
you can handle this?
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Experience. Training.
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Really?
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Have you ever been to Vallejo?
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It's in Northern California.
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- No.
- Well,
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there's an animal park there.
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It's called Marine World.
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Or it was.
Six Flags bought it
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and it's a big fat
roller coaster abomination now.
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- ( laughs )
- I loved going there as a kid,
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and when I got to be
the right age,
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I went to work there.
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No shit. That's awesome.
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And eventually I got to work
with the gorillas. Mm-hmm.
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I was one of
the gorilla girls.
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Gorilla girls.
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Yeah, that's what
they called us.
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( both chuckle )
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Marine World had
the largest number
of gorillas in captivity
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on the West Coast,
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and the gorillas
would go into these fits,
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and we developed these
highly specialized processes
to calm then down.
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Right, right, right, right!
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My wife, she used to
show Elmer her breasts,
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she'd just pop 'em out,
and it would chill him
right out.
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Is that--
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Is that what
you were gonna say?
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No, that--
that seems odd to me.
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Yeah, well,
when he gets into the red zone,
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you got very few options.
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Allan...
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( sighs )
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do you believe that
I'm the real thing?
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I believe you.
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So if you believe me,
why aren't we
making this deal happen?
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( laughing )
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Wow. You get to the point,
I'll give ya that.
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You get to the point.
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He needs to be with someone
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who knows how
to take care of him.
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You know what?
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Do you even have
the fucking money? Huh?
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Now that this is
all out in the open,
let's see the cash.
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Get it out, lay it on the table.
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All right, all right,
hold your horses.
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That smell real to you?
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Yeah, it smells like ten grand.
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You can count it
if you want.
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No, the weight feels right.
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Well, maybe I'll--
I'll count it.
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A Taser gun?
Are you serious?
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I can't leave anything
up to chance.
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- You don't carry one?
- I don't believe in them.
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You get into a situation where
you need something like this,
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it's probably
your own damn fault
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and you're gonna get
what you deserve.
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If that really is Elmer
in there,
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how'd you get him
to be so quiet?
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Why doesn't he just
open the door
and come out on his own?
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He's a little on
the lethargic side.
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I just kinda set him in a spot
where he's comfortable,
and he just stays put.
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You haven't altered his diet
in any weird way or anything?
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I mean...
he's not sick?
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I'm not sellin' him
'cause I don't know
how to take care of him.
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Is that what you're asking?
Huh?
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So why are you
selling him, then?
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It's time. It's--
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He's grown financially
unsustainable
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and I can't keep him
in a lifestyle
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that he's accustomed to anymore.
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I can assure you
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he will receive all the care
that is required with me,
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at my sanctuary.
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I've had many, many like him
under my supervision.
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No! No, no, no!
Don't open that!
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He's not ready.
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He's not ready,
or you're not ready?
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If you're gonna meet him,
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I want the mood to be right, OK?
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He is all about
first impressions.
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Hmm?
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( blowing )
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( ambient jungle sounds
play on tape )
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OK.
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OK. This feels right.
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I think we're ready.
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All right, I'm--
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I-- I'd just avoid
direct eye contact with him,
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he's been in there
a couple hours,
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he may be a little cracked out.
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You don't want me
to look at him?
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No, you can look at him,
just don't, you know,
sneer at him.
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Don't worry about me.
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( laughs )
I'm not worried about you.
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OK. ( snaps fingers )
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Here we go.
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( ambient jungle sounds
continue )
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- Hi, baby.
- ( gorilla huffs )
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Hi, big boy. Hi!
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- How are you?
- ( door closes )
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I know it's been
a really long time,
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and you've been so patient,
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you've been so patient in here.
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Now it's time to come out. OK?
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You wanna take my hand?
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Come on. Come on, baby.
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Good boy.
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Good boy.
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There we go.
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Yeah, buddy, yeah,
good boy.
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Good boy.
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There you go.
Right onto the corner.
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Yeah, good boy!
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Good boy.
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Who's a handsome boy?
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Is that a handsome boy?
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Good boy.
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Sharon...
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meet Elmer.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Let him come to you. Here.
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( low growl )
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00:14:29,673 --> 00:14:33,172
Why are you giving him bananas?
He's not a chimpanzee.
257
00:14:33,255 --> 00:14:35,297
I know, but he likes 'em,
and if you want him
258
00:14:35,381 --> 00:14:37,297
to come to you,
you'll give 'em to him.
259
00:14:37,381 --> 00:14:40,089
- Just remember to keep your--
- Keep my fingers together.
260
00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:42,297
Don't worry,
I know what I'm doin'.
261
00:14:45,589 --> 00:14:47,839
Allan:
It's OK, buddy. It's OK.
262
00:14:47,923 --> 00:14:50,214
This is Sharon,
she's our new friend.
263
00:14:50,297 --> 00:14:52,881
Yeah, it's OK.
264
00:14:52,964 --> 00:14:55,339
- It's OK, buddy.
- Hey.
265
00:14:55,422 --> 00:14:57,255
It's OK.
266
00:14:58,464 --> 00:15:01,673
Good boy. Good boy.
267
00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:06,631
So...
268
00:15:06,714 --> 00:15:08,714
what do you
think of Elmer?
269
00:15:08,798 --> 00:15:10,506
Oh, he's cute.
270
00:15:12,339 --> 00:15:13,589
You think he's cute?
271
00:15:13,673 --> 00:15:16,255
Yeah. I've seen 'em ugly
before.
272
00:15:16,339 --> 00:15:19,422
This guy's a cutie.
273
00:15:19,506 --> 00:15:21,297
Cute.
274
00:15:21,381 --> 00:15:23,631
You know what?
275
00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:28,381
I don't think
this is the right fit.
Oh, buddy...
276
00:15:28,464 --> 00:15:30,756
I don't know how else
I can assure you, Allan,
277
00:15:30,839 --> 00:15:33,923
I've got 20 years' experience
with primates.
278
00:15:34,005 --> 00:15:36,297
Specifically
with Elmer's genus.
279
00:15:36,381 --> 00:15:39,172
So then you know what it means
that he's almost 20 years old
280
00:15:39,255 --> 00:15:41,923
and he's lived his entire life
in captivity.
281
00:15:42,005 --> 00:15:47,214
Well, besides his time with you,
it sounds like he's had
a rich lifestyle for a gorilla.
282
00:15:47,297 --> 00:15:48,506
We do all right. OK?
283
00:15:48,589 --> 00:15:50,381
It took some time,
284
00:15:50,464 --> 00:15:52,214
but Elmer's gotten used
to life on the road.
285
00:15:52,297 --> 00:15:54,631
You've been traveling with him?
286
00:15:54,714 --> 00:15:58,255
You know that's complete havoc
on his nervous system!
287
00:15:58,339 --> 00:16:00,589
Of course I do,
goddamnit.
288
00:16:00,673 --> 00:16:02,464
Why do you think you're here?
Huh?
289
00:16:02,547 --> 00:16:04,089
Since Elmer came into my life,
290
00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:06,631
he's been mine,
he's been my blood.
291
00:16:06,714 --> 00:16:08,547
And it was great.
292
00:16:08,631 --> 00:16:11,464
But now suddenly
he's matured,
and I've got
293
00:16:11,547 --> 00:16:15,297
a fuckin' seriously fucking
intense animal on my hands.
294
00:16:15,381 --> 00:16:17,464
I mean, it is fucked up.
295
00:16:17,547 --> 00:16:21,130
He's gotta take Xanax
just to exist
in this dogshit world.
296
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:23,547
You-- You've been
giving him Xanax?!
297
00:16:23,631 --> 00:16:25,297
Hell yes, I have.
298
00:16:25,381 --> 00:16:27,297
Every day
for the past five years
299
00:16:27,381 --> 00:16:28,756
I've put it in his treats.
300
00:16:28,839 --> 00:16:30,130
Does the trick.
301
00:16:30,214 --> 00:16:31,589
No side effects.
302
00:16:31,673 --> 00:16:33,339
Well,
you do realize
303
00:16:33,422 --> 00:16:35,881
that he is basically
addicted now?
304
00:16:35,964 --> 00:16:39,631
Yeah. It's the only thing
keeping him from
ripping my damn face off.
305
00:16:39,714 --> 00:16:44,631
OK? This dude has
zero impulse control.
306
00:16:44,714 --> 00:16:47,506
He doesn't understand things
on a human level.
307
00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:50,089
In his mind,
he's still in the jungle.
308
00:16:53,589 --> 00:16:56,589
( huffing )
309
00:17:00,172 --> 00:17:02,756
He's not supposed to be here.
310
00:17:02,839 --> 00:17:05,297
You're tellin' me.
311
00:17:05,381 --> 00:17:09,881
He's not supposed to be
in this hotel room,
he's...
312
00:17:09,964 --> 00:17:13,506
nor is he supposed
to be living in your van.
313
00:17:13,589 --> 00:17:17,506
He needs to be in a facility
where there are caretakers
314
00:17:17,589 --> 00:17:20,798
who know how to respond
to his needs.
315
00:17:23,297 --> 00:17:25,464
You know what?
316
00:17:25,547 --> 00:17:27,964
I'm sick of your
condescending shit.
317
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,673
Deal's off.
318
00:17:29,756 --> 00:17:32,297
Come on, buddy,
let's get the fuck
outta here.
319
00:17:36,631 --> 00:17:39,714
- ( Elmer purrs )
- I don't understand.
320
00:17:39,798 --> 00:17:42,589
Here's how it's gonna go
from this point, Allan.
321
00:17:42,673 --> 00:17:45,381
You're gonna turn around,
you're gonna walk away from me,
322
00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:47,297
placing your hands on the wall.
323
00:17:47,381 --> 00:17:48,756
I'm gonna radio backup,
324
00:17:48,839 --> 00:17:50,881
and were going to take Elmer
to his new home.
325
00:17:50,964 --> 00:17:52,839
I'm placing you
under arrest
326
00:17:52,923 --> 00:17:55,381
for trafficking in
unlicensed exotic animals.
327
00:17:55,464 --> 00:17:59,297
No. Come--
This isn't how
it was supposed to happen.
328
00:17:59,381 --> 00:18:03,047
Our entire conversation
has been recorded, Allan.
329
00:18:03,130 --> 00:18:04,589
It's the only way.
330
00:18:04,673 --> 00:18:06,964
No, no, I can't--
I can't leave him with you.
331
00:18:07,047 --> 00:18:09,547
He's scared. Look at him.
332
00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:11,005
Elmer?
333
00:18:12,506 --> 00:18:13,798
Elmer?
334
00:18:16,005 --> 00:18:18,673
- ( Sharon gasps )
- ( Taser powering up )
335
00:18:18,756 --> 00:18:20,547
( low growl )
336
00:18:20,631 --> 00:18:22,422
( whispers )
Does he know
what that is?
337
00:18:22,506 --> 00:18:24,589
God in heaven,
I have no idea.
338
00:18:24,673 --> 00:18:26,547
Has he ever seen
a gun before?
339
00:18:26,631 --> 00:18:28,339
( stammers ) Oh, God--
340
00:18:30,339 --> 00:18:32,756
He's got a squirt gun
that I let him play with.
341
00:18:32,839 --> 00:18:34,422
He loves Dirty Harry movies.
342
00:18:34,506 --> 00:18:37,506
I don't think he's ever seen
a real one, though.
343
00:18:38,673 --> 00:18:40,172
Sharon: Elmer?
344
00:18:41,339 --> 00:18:44,422
You need to
put that down.
345
00:18:44,506 --> 00:18:46,714
( crackling )
346
00:18:46,798 --> 00:18:48,964
- Tell him.
- Hey. Hey, buddy.
347
00:18:49,047 --> 00:18:50,547
( low growl )
348
00:18:50,631 --> 00:18:51,673
Hey.
349
00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:53,464
Hi. You know what?
350
00:18:53,547 --> 00:18:54,964
I am not gonna yell at you,
351
00:18:55,047 --> 00:18:57,923
I'm not, but I'm gonna
ask you to give me that toy.
352
00:18:58,005 --> 00:19:00,506
OK, big boy?
And then Daddy's gonna--
353
00:19:00,589 --> 00:19:02,297
- ( Taser crackling )
- Aaaah!
354
00:19:02,381 --> 00:19:05,089
Oh, God! Oh, fuck! Fuck!
355
00:19:05,172 --> 00:19:08,589
- Are you OK?
- Oh, God, it hurts
like a motherfucker!
356
00:19:08,673 --> 00:19:10,964
I can't feel my legs!
357
00:19:11,047 --> 00:19:14,047
- Jesus! OK--
- Dude! What the fuck?!
358
00:19:14,130 --> 00:19:17,130
I'm gonna radio backup.
You stay on the ground.
359
00:19:17,214 --> 00:19:18,589
You do that.
360
00:19:18,673 --> 00:19:22,255
Oh, fuck!
It's in my purse.
The radio.
361
00:19:22,339 --> 00:19:23,798
( Taser crackling )
362
00:19:23,881 --> 00:19:25,339
- ( Allan groans )
- Sharon: OK.
363
00:19:25,422 --> 00:19:27,214
OK.
364
00:19:28,381 --> 00:19:31,422
Yeah. Yes.
365
00:19:31,506 --> 00:19:33,381
It's OK, Elmer.
366
00:19:34,589 --> 00:19:36,881
Hey, buddy.
367
00:19:36,964 --> 00:19:38,673
OK.
368
00:19:38,756 --> 00:19:42,089
It's OK. Shh...
369
00:19:43,589 --> 00:19:44,839
- ( crackling )
- Arrghh!!!
370
00:19:44,923 --> 00:19:46,714
Jesus! I said don't move!
371
00:19:46,798 --> 00:19:48,005
He was gonna zap you!
372
00:19:48,089 --> 00:19:50,047
I took the fuckin' hit for you!
373
00:19:50,130 --> 00:19:52,547
- Oh, son of a bitch!
- ( Taser crackling )
374
00:19:52,631 --> 00:19:54,005
Take it away from him!
375
00:19:54,089 --> 00:19:57,381
Uh, does he know
any verbal cues?
376
00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:59,255
- Any trigger words?
- He speaks English.
377
00:19:59,339 --> 00:20:00,589
Uh, OK.
378
00:20:00,673 --> 00:20:03,255
Allan:
Elmer, please,
379
00:20:03,339 --> 00:20:04,923
give the pretty lady the toy.
380
00:20:05,005 --> 00:20:07,089
I'm begging you,
give her the toy.
381
00:20:07,172 --> 00:20:09,923
- ( growling )
- Oh, fuck!
382
00:20:10,005 --> 00:20:12,839
Allan. Allan, wha--
what's happening?
383
00:20:12,923 --> 00:20:14,964
It's the red zone.
He's in the fuckin' red zone.
384
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,881
( roaring )
385
00:20:17,964 --> 00:20:20,255
OK...
386
00:20:20,339 --> 00:20:21,381
OK.
387
00:20:21,464 --> 00:20:23,214
What are you doing?
388
00:20:23,297 --> 00:20:25,381
Shhh!
389
00:20:25,464 --> 00:20:28,464
Uh, I don't think
he's gonna be...
390
00:20:35,798 --> 00:20:36,756
Oh. Wow.
391
00:20:36,839 --> 00:20:37,964
Oh, OK.
392
00:20:43,130 --> 00:20:46,089
That's it... buddy,
393
00:20:46,172 --> 00:20:48,422
that's it, Elmer.
394
00:20:48,506 --> 00:20:49,964
Elmer...
395
00:20:53,381 --> 00:20:54,923
Elmer.
396
00:20:55,005 --> 00:20:57,589
There we go.
397
00:20:57,673 --> 00:21:00,005
That's the Elmer
that I want to see.
398
00:21:02,255 --> 00:21:04,714
Yeah, nice and easy, I'm--
399
00:21:04,798 --> 00:21:07,297
I'm just...
400
00:21:07,381 --> 00:21:09,339
I'm gonna...
401
00:21:09,422 --> 00:21:10,673
- yeah...
- ( Taser crackling )
402
00:21:10,756 --> 00:21:13,172
- Arrghh!
- Elmer! No!
403
00:21:13,255 --> 00:21:16,214
No! Shar- Sharon.
404
00:21:16,297 --> 00:21:19,506
Are you OK? Sharon?
405
00:21:19,589 --> 00:21:20,673
Elmer, dude.
406
00:21:20,756 --> 00:21:21,673
Buddy...
407
00:21:21,756 --> 00:21:24,673
Ah, fuck. Thank you so much.
408
00:21:28,130 --> 00:21:31,297
Wait. Elmer, no!
409
00:21:31,381 --> 00:21:32,756
No!!!
410
00:21:32,839 --> 00:21:35,714
Do not walk away from me!
411
00:21:48,089 --> 00:21:49,839
Elmer.
412
00:22:18,714 --> 00:22:21,047
( music playing )
413
00:23:20,923 --> 00:23:21,881
MYSTERIOUS VOICE:
Itchy, itchy shakes.
414
00:23:21,964 --> 00:23:23,130
Hey! It's me!
415
00:23:24,130 --> 00:23:26,130
MYSTERIOUS VOICE:
Those itchy shakes.
416
00:23:26,798 --> 00:23:27,798
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
417
00:23:28,130 --> 00:23:29,381
-(CHUCKLES)
-♪ Hey! ♪
418
00:23:29,464 --> 00:23:30,506
I love this song, man!
419
00:23:30,589 --> 00:23:33,631
♪ Hey, hey
Those itchy, itchy shakes ♪
420
00:23:34,005 --> 00:23:37,464
♪ Yeah!
Those itchy, itchy shakes ♪
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