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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:03,367 --> 00:02:05,500 We need to call it, right? 2 00:02:07,634 --> 00:02:08,768 I think so too. 3 00:02:24,034 --> 00:02:25,701 - Hey. Hey, hey. - What? 4 00:02:28,534 --> 00:02:29,367 Hey. 5 00:02:30,101 --> 00:02:31,565 They're sleeping. 6 00:02:31,567 --> 00:02:33,598 I know. Do you think that... 7 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:34,965 Should I pack a bag and check into a hotel? 8 00:02:34,967 --> 00:02:36,398 No, no. That's dramatic. What? 9 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:38,331 No, I know, just with the... 10 00:02:38,333 --> 00:02:39,632 - Or I could... - What? 11 00:02:39,634 --> 00:02:41,032 I could make up a bed down on the couch too, 12 00:02:41,034 --> 00:02:42,932 - if that's gonna be... - No, no, no. 13 00:02:42,934 --> 00:02:43,965 - Really? - That's not necessary. 14 00:02:43,967 --> 00:02:45,365 Let's just... 15 00:02:45,367 --> 00:02:46,932 - Okay, what... - Oh... 16 00:02:46,934 --> 00:02:48,932 -Hey, buddy, -TESS: Hey. Hey, buddy. 17 00:02:48,934 --> 00:02:51,067 - What are you doing up? - Are you guys fighting? 18 00:02:51,534 --> 00:02:52,934 - No. - No. No, no, no. 19 00:02:53,735 --> 00:02:55,532 No, actually, we're not... we're not fighting at all. 20 00:02:55,534 --> 00:02:57,001 We never fight. 21 00:02:57,534 --> 00:02:58,598 That's true. 22 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:00,433 Go back to bed, baby, okay? 23 00:03:00,867 --> 00:03:03,567 Come here, Charlie. Come on. Outside. 24 00:03:07,635 --> 00:03:09,967 Come on, Charlie. Charlie, come. 25 00:03:10,567 --> 00:03:11,735 Come on, Charlie, let's go. 26 00:03:29,333 --> 00:03:30,768 - Our last hurrah. - What? 27 00:03:32,433 --> 00:03:33,901 - You know, just with the... - Yeah, yeah. 28 00:03:34,867 --> 00:03:36,532 The other day, we were watching this, like, 29 00:03:36,534 --> 00:03:37,832 just one of those doomsday docs, right? 30 00:03:37,834 --> 00:03:39,065 You know, meteors, the Earth, wars, 31 00:03:39,067 --> 00:03:39,865 - everything, all that stuff. - Uh-huh. 32 00:03:39,867 --> 00:03:41,065 And so, you know, he had 33 00:03:41,067 --> 00:03:42,565 the weirdest look on his face. 34 00:03:42,567 --> 00:03:43,800 And at the end of the doc, I looked at him, 35 00:03:43,801 --> 00:03:45,498 and I said, you know, 36 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:47,932 "How do you feel about that? Does that bother you? Does it..." 37 00:03:47,934 --> 00:03:49,800 You know, fully expecting him to be like, 38 00:03:49,801 --> 00:03:51,565 "Hey, what... What do we do about this?" 39 00:03:51,567 --> 00:03:52,965 Nothing. 40 00:03:52,967 --> 00:03:55,032 He's perfectly fine with the world coming to an end. 41 00:03:55,034 --> 00:03:56,832 He literally said, 42 00:03:56,834 --> 00:03:58,733 "Well, you know, I've had a good life up until now. 43 00:03:58,735 --> 00:04:00,065 What's there to be sad about?" 44 00:04:00,067 --> 00:04:03,398 Jalen, my 17-year-old boy. 45 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:04,666 First of all, he's brilliant, right? 46 00:04:04,668 --> 00:04:06,999 He excels at everything he puts his mind to. 47 00:04:07,001 --> 00:04:09,398 But I just thought, "What kind of mindset is that?" 48 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:12,899 My body does not say it, but I still feel... 49 00:04:12,901 --> 00:04:15,766 like I'm 24 years old, at best. 50 00:04:15,768 --> 00:04:17,566 Thank you, babe. Shut up, Stephen. 51 00:04:17,568 --> 00:04:18,699 But, you know, seriously, though. 52 00:04:18,701 --> 00:04:20,398 I'm not ready for shit to end, right? 53 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:22,034 - Are you? No? - No. 54 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:25,032 Well, because he lives in a world with the likelihood 55 00:04:25,034 --> 00:04:26,733 that we may blow ourselves up at any moment. 56 00:04:26,735 --> 00:04:27,832 What? 57 00:04:27,834 --> 00:04:28,965 But that's nothing new. 58 00:04:28,967 --> 00:04:29,899 We all grew up during the Cold War. 59 00:04:29,901 --> 00:04:31,398 Guys, it isn't that. 60 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:32,431 Yeah, but remember, we were scared. 61 00:04:32,433 --> 00:04:33,599 It's not that. He's alive. 62 00:04:33,601 --> 00:04:35,699 You know? He just goes. 63 00:04:35,701 --> 00:04:38,999 He goes for it every day. He crushes it every day. 64 00:04:39,001 --> 00:04:39,865 - That's true. - Mm. Yeah. 65 00:04:39,867 --> 00:04:41,832 And he's in joy because of it. 66 00:04:41,834 --> 00:04:43,331 How 'bout joy? 67 00:04:43,333 --> 00:04:45,533 I mean, it's beautiful. 68 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:47,999 Not giving a fuck about trying to be like other people 69 00:04:48,001 --> 00:04:49,668 or trying to be a grown-up. 70 00:04:49,867 --> 00:04:51,999 Uh! Fuck! 71 00:04:52,001 --> 00:04:53,331 Wait, are you talking about me? 72 00:04:53,333 --> 00:04:54,800 No, somebody alive! 73 00:04:54,801 --> 00:04:56,065 - Shit. - Jesus. 74 00:04:56,067 --> 00:04:57,735 - I was joking! - Also dead. 75 00:04:59,333 --> 00:05:01,400 Just joking. 76 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:03,768 You are so alive, darling. 77 00:05:04,101 --> 00:05:05,065 - Hey, I found it! - "Darling"? 78 00:05:05,067 --> 00:05:06,533 Yes. 79 00:05:06,535 --> 00:05:08,465 - Oh, shit! - Oh, my God! 80 00:05:08,467 --> 00:05:09,932 - Oh, my gosh. - Are you all right? 81 00:05:09,934 --> 00:05:10,932 You all right? 82 00:05:10,934 --> 00:05:13,032 Oh, my God. Are you okay? 83 00:05:13,034 --> 00:05:15,699 - Oh, the rug. I'm sorry... - Fuck. What the absolute fuck? 84 00:05:15,701 --> 00:05:16,932 - Balls! - I'm sorry! 85 00:05:16,934 --> 00:05:18,766 I'll go. No, no, no, it's okay. 86 00:05:18,768 --> 00:05:20,733 - No, no! There's milk in it! - I'll get more. I'll get more. 87 00:05:20,735 --> 00:05:22,431 - Balls. No. - It's right around the corner. 88 00:05:22,433 --> 00:05:23,599 - She doesn't need it. - Stay, it's fine. 89 00:05:23,601 --> 00:05:24,733 - It's like every week. - I'm sorry. Sorry. 90 00:05:24,735 --> 00:05:26,065 God. 91 00:05:26,067 --> 00:05:27,398 Don't cry over spilled oat milk, okay? 92 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:28,865 Yeah, this is fine for you. 93 00:05:28,867 --> 00:05:30,666 - Jesus. - Oh, my God. 94 00:05:30,668 --> 00:05:32,800 - It's literally everyday. - Balls, it's perfect. 95 00:05:32,801 --> 00:05:34,499 - Thank you. - You all right? 96 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:37,766 Uh, yeah. I'm a little... I'm just, like, a little nervous. 97 00:05:37,768 --> 00:05:38,967 - Yeah, you seem it. - 'Cause, uh... 98 00:05:39,967 --> 00:05:41,668 one of the guys is, uh... 99 00:05:43,535 --> 00:05:44,766 not gonna be there next Saturday matinee, 100 00:05:44,768 --> 00:05:46,601 so if you wanna come... 101 00:05:47,067 --> 00:05:49,733 Oh, wow. Shit. Do you know all his lines? 102 00:05:49,735 --> 00:05:51,735 His lines? Yeah, I know all the disciples' lines. 103 00:05:52,067 --> 00:05:53,965 - Of Christ? - Yeah. 104 00:05:53,967 --> 00:05:56,099 I'm just so grateful I can grow such a hefty beard. 105 00:05:56,101 --> 00:05:57,365 You know what I mean? Do I look like a disciple? 106 00:05:57,367 --> 00:05:58,999 - Babe, what? What? - Am I doing it wrong? I'm sorry. 107 00:05:59,001 --> 00:06:00,566 No? I'm sorry. 108 00:06:00,568 --> 00:06:02,398 - Oh, my God. - This always happens. 109 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:03,999 Half of me is always living in the play. 110 00:06:04,001 --> 00:06:05,331 - Jesus. - Yeah. 111 00:06:05,333 --> 00:06:06,499 It's the burden of my beautiful wife. 112 00:06:06,501 --> 00:06:07,832 Oh, God. 113 00:06:07,834 --> 00:06:09,400 You got it, St. Paul. 114 00:06:09,601 --> 00:06:12,865 Mm. Living with an artist, guys. Living with an artist. 115 00:06:12,867 --> 00:06:14,533 By the way, Oyster Bay? 116 00:06:14,535 --> 00:06:15,733 - Yeah? - We call the primary. 117 00:06:15,735 --> 00:06:16,766 Wait, you can't call it this far out. 118 00:06:16,768 --> 00:06:17,766 Yes, we just did actually. 119 00:06:17,768 --> 00:06:18,899 Why not? Let them. 120 00:06:18,901 --> 00:06:20,365 What do you mean? It's not forever. 121 00:06:20,367 --> 00:06:22,065 Let them. Babe, they're literally newlyweds. 122 00:06:22,067 --> 00:06:24,032 Plus, y'all two always take the love shack attic anyway. 123 00:06:24,034 --> 00:06:25,499 It's actually perfect. I love it. 124 00:06:25,501 --> 00:06:26,865 - Hey, you wanna know why? - Yeah. 125 00:06:26,867 --> 00:06:28,668 Because we made Jalen there. 126 00:06:28,901 --> 00:06:30,065 We're not making any more babies. 127 00:06:30,067 --> 00:06:31,533 - Yeah. - No. 128 00:06:31,535 --> 00:06:32,899 Well, you never know... Oh no, that's true. 129 00:06:32,901 --> 00:06:33,899 You didn't even make your first two that way, right? 130 00:06:33,901 --> 00:06:35,099 Okay, wow. 131 00:06:35,101 --> 00:06:36,766 - Dude. - That's enough. 132 00:06:36,768 --> 00:06:37,899 - No, please. Babe, stop, stop. - All right. It's okay. 133 00:06:37,901 --> 00:06:39,365 - No, but you have to have sex. - Please stop talking. 134 00:06:39,367 --> 00:06:40,432 Okay. Sorry, sorry. 135 00:06:40,434 --> 00:06:41,733 We have sex, we just didn't... 136 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:43,032 You know what, you guys, 137 00:06:43,034 --> 00:06:44,065 maybe we should just kinda wrap this thing up? 138 00:06:44,067 --> 00:06:44,999 Wait, you did have sex to make...? 139 00:06:45,001 --> 00:06:45,899 Yeah, yeah. You know what? We gotta... 140 00:06:45,901 --> 00:06:47,199 That's too much gardening for you, please. 141 00:06:47,201 --> 00:06:50,666 I thought that they put it... No, I thought you created a zygote. 142 00:06:50,668 --> 00:06:52,499 - I'm so tired. - Christine. 143 00:06:52,501 --> 00:06:54,999 - What? - You baking your cookies? 144 00:06:55,001 --> 00:06:56,499 Oh, um... 145 00:06:56,501 --> 00:06:58,099 Why? Why? Does it smell like cookies? 146 00:06:58,101 --> 00:06:59,065 Mm-hmm. 147 00:06:59,067 --> 00:07:00,365 Really? 148 00:07:00,367 --> 00:07:01,533 No, I just... I think my kitchen 149 00:07:01,535 --> 00:07:03,666 just always smells like that. You know? 150 00:07:03,668 --> 00:07:05,934 And you know what? Also, I was heating the food in the oven. 151 00:07:06,401 --> 00:07:07,834 Do you want dessert? 152 00:07:08,568 --> 00:07:10,701 - We called an Uber. - We have fortune cookies. 153 00:07:11,001 --> 00:07:12,499 Do you remember Macaulay Culkin? 154 00:07:12,501 --> 00:07:14,733 When they came back, he was changed forever. 155 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:16,668 - And I believed it. - Babe. Let's walk them out. 156 00:07:17,333 --> 00:07:18,733 You asked her about it specifically? 157 00:07:18,735 --> 00:07:19,867 Yeah. She lied. 158 00:07:20,067 --> 00:07:21,333 Oh... 159 00:07:22,268 --> 00:07:24,501 She was hiding 'em till after we'd all gone. 160 00:07:25,067 --> 00:07:27,834 When they get even higher as fuck. Right? 161 00:07:30,967 --> 00:07:32,901 And Christine, when she's not high? 162 00:07:33,967 --> 00:07:35,368 - So grumpy. - Ugh. 163 00:07:39,067 --> 00:07:39,934 Good thing we didn't tell 'em. 164 00:07:42,101 --> 00:07:43,701 Would've been too much for them to take. 165 00:07:59,701 --> 00:08:01,801 Maybe I laid it on a little too thick. 166 00:08:02,001 --> 00:08:02,967 Too thick? 167 00:08:04,535 --> 00:08:05,735 What? 168 00:08:06,334 --> 00:08:08,865 Why, 'cause one time you called me darling? 169 00:08:08,867 --> 00:08:09,834 That's like... 170 00:08:11,535 --> 00:08:13,099 I mean, if that's your idea 171 00:08:13,101 --> 00:08:15,432 of laying it on too thick, I mean, that's... 172 00:08:15,434 --> 00:08:16,768 Okay, okay! 173 00:08:27,334 --> 00:08:28,334 You took one? 174 00:08:28,668 --> 00:08:29,901 Fuck yeah. 175 00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:34,867 When I went to the bathroom, I was stealing it. 176 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:38,635 It's gonna make you really fucking high. 177 00:08:39,967 --> 00:08:41,568 That's the idea. 178 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:47,468 Mm. 179 00:09:00,735 --> 00:09:01,934 Fuck it. 180 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:13,034 You ate more than I did. 181 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:21,599 Oh shit, that was probably really stupid. 182 00:09:21,601 --> 00:09:23,701 I love it. 183 00:09:24,601 --> 00:09:25,901 Oh, my God. 184 00:09:36,067 --> 00:09:37,533 Wait. What are you doing? 185 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:38,568 Oh, my God. What am I doing? 186 00:09:39,334 --> 00:09:40,967 Sorry. Shit. 187 00:09:43,535 --> 00:09:44,599 Oh! 188 00:09:44,601 --> 00:09:45,535 Shit. 189 00:09:45,967 --> 00:09:47,535 Hey. Hey! 190 00:09:49,067 --> 00:09:50,301 You okay? 191 00:09:50,768 --> 00:09:52,568 Are you gonna be okay? 192 00:09:54,401 --> 00:09:56,067 - I think so. - Yeah? 193 00:09:57,434 --> 00:09:58,699 You're okay? 194 00:09:58,701 --> 00:10:00,568 Yeah. The cookie hasn't hit me yet. 195 00:10:02,501 --> 00:10:04,099 I'm gonna be okay. 196 00:10:04,101 --> 00:10:05,034 I'll be okay. 197 00:10:19,768 --> 00:10:21,368 Holy shit. 198 00:11:10,568 --> 00:11:11,735 What's up? 199 00:11:12,401 --> 00:11:13,965 I just wanna come in and get a drink. 200 00:11:13,967 --> 00:11:15,001 Yeah, 15 buck cover. 201 00:11:16,635 --> 00:11:18,401 - To get a drink? - It's comedy. 202 00:11:20,934 --> 00:11:21,834 Is it funny? 203 00:11:23,601 --> 00:11:24,867 It's 15 bucks, man. 204 00:11:25,401 --> 00:11:26,800 Yeah, you already said that. 205 00:11:26,801 --> 00:11:28,832 Look, man, I don't have any money on me. 206 00:11:28,834 --> 00:11:30,401 Yeah, I don't know what to tell you. 207 00:11:31,334 --> 00:11:32,599 - Hey. - Yo. 208 00:11:32,601 --> 00:11:33,635 - Good luck. - Thank you. 209 00:11:35,034 --> 00:11:36,533 How come she didn't have to pay 15 bucks? 210 00:11:36,535 --> 00:11:37,601 She put her name down. 211 00:11:41,934 --> 00:11:42,934 Well, you're welcome. 212 00:11:43,867 --> 00:11:46,368 All right. Alex Novak, downstairs in two minutes. 213 00:11:48,001 --> 00:11:49,334 That's me. 214 00:11:49,801 --> 00:11:51,001 Well, you better head down there, then. 215 00:11:51,735 --> 00:11:53,566 - Where? - Just straight behind you. 216 00:11:53,568 --> 00:11:54,768 Down the stairs. 217 00:12:02,568 --> 00:12:04,399 Hey, hey. Hey. 218 00:12:04,401 --> 00:12:06,334 Why don't you leave that right over there with the other ones? 219 00:12:06,867 --> 00:12:08,434 - Right here? - Yeah. They'll watch it. 220 00:12:12,334 --> 00:12:13,401 Okay. 221 00:12:21,102 --> 00:12:22,100 Oh, my God. It's completely different. 222 00:12:22,102 --> 00:12:24,399 Like, you cannot have casual sex with a woman. 223 00:12:24,401 --> 00:12:25,699 Okay? You can't do it. 224 00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:29,066 You have to buy her dinner, um, at least. 225 00:12:29,068 --> 00:12:30,834 With men, I am the dinner. 226 00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:35,599 It's easy. It's easy. It's simple. It's simple. 227 00:12:35,601 --> 00:12:37,332 - Sorry. - What up, man? 228 00:12:37,334 --> 00:12:38,901 - They called me. - Yeah. 229 00:12:39,934 --> 00:12:41,801 When you see the light, just get off, all right? 230 00:12:43,401 --> 00:12:45,499 There you go. Just talk to 'em, have fun. 231 00:12:45,501 --> 00:12:46,965 Orgasm from a man who embarrasses you. 232 00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:49,735 No, I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm going. 233 00:12:52,568 --> 00:12:53,965 Okay. 234 00:12:53,967 --> 00:12:56,599 That's Rolo, everybody! That was really funny. 235 00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:59,499 Alrighty, I got a lot of familiar names on here, 236 00:12:59,501 --> 00:13:01,332 but I'm gonna shake it up a bit. 237 00:13:01,334 --> 00:13:04,865 Uh, let's put your hands together for Alec Novak? 238 00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:06,102 Alec Novak. 239 00:13:08,535 --> 00:13:09,901 Alec Novak, everybody. 240 00:13:11,801 --> 00:13:12,601 Alec! 241 00:13:27,701 --> 00:13:28,934 Um... 242 00:13:33,801 --> 00:13:35,501 I don't have a ton of jokes. 243 00:13:38,035 --> 00:13:39,699 And, uh... 244 00:13:39,701 --> 00:13:42,967 Actually my name is Alex Novak, uh, for that lady. 245 00:13:44,834 --> 00:13:46,601 It's okay. 246 00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:49,068 My parents won't be mad. 247 00:13:52,401 --> 00:13:53,601 Um... 248 00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:56,635 What do I tell ya? 249 00:13:57,834 --> 00:13:59,401 Um... 250 00:14:02,701 --> 00:14:04,468 I think I'm getting a divorce. 251 00:14:06,434 --> 00:14:07,535 Yeah. 252 00:14:10,901 --> 00:14:12,633 What tipped me off was that, uh, 253 00:14:12,635 --> 00:14:15,102 I'm living, um, in an apartment on my own. 254 00:14:16,934 --> 00:14:18,499 Yeah. 255 00:14:18,501 --> 00:14:20,735 And my wife and kids don't live there. So... 256 00:14:24,102 --> 00:14:25,801 That was probably the... the biggest clue. 257 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:29,568 Um... 258 00:14:37,901 --> 00:14:40,035 I was, uh... Well, I was married for 20 years. 259 00:14:41,635 --> 00:14:43,468 Yeah. 260 00:14:44,068 --> 00:14:46,068 Uh, engaged... Uh, engaged for two years. 261 00:14:47,368 --> 00:14:48,568 Dated for three. 262 00:14:51,635 --> 00:14:54,935 And... met a year before that. 263 00:14:57,434 --> 00:14:58,834 So, 26 years. 264 00:15:01,635 --> 00:15:02,701 Which makes sense... 265 00:15:04,334 --> 00:15:06,399 now, because my wife used to say being married to me 266 00:15:06,401 --> 00:15:07,902 was like running a marathon. 267 00:15:11,735 --> 00:15:13,902 I don't really know what happened, um... 268 00:15:16,635 --> 00:15:17,832 to my marriage. Uh... 269 00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:22,501 I came home one day, um... and my... 270 00:15:24,801 --> 00:15:26,568 I guess, still wife, but... 271 00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:29,568 Uh, Tess was her name. 272 00:15:31,434 --> 00:15:34,668 Her name is still Tess. 273 00:15:36,434 --> 00:15:38,801 I plan on, uh, letting her keep that in the divorce. 274 00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:44,832 Um... 275 00:15:44,834 --> 00:15:47,635 Yeah, I... I came home, and, um... 276 00:15:48,368 --> 00:15:51,035 there was a conversation, I remember, and somebody said... 277 00:15:53,568 --> 00:15:57,568 It, um... "Should we end this thing?" 278 00:15:58,068 --> 00:15:59,801 And then there was an agreement. 279 00:16:01,535 --> 00:16:03,535 Um, I'm pretty sure she said... 280 00:16:05,635 --> 00:16:07,701 This is what she meant about not paying attention. 281 00:16:10,601 --> 00:16:12,801 Yeah, she... I came home. 282 00:16:14,434 --> 00:16:15,868 And, uh... 283 00:16:16,468 --> 00:16:19,368 I guess we both agreed it was over. 284 00:16:19,735 --> 00:16:22,902 Which is awesome... that at least we agreed on that. 285 00:16:26,102 --> 00:16:28,000 It was less awesome for our two kids. 286 00:16:28,002 --> 00:16:30,466 Yeah. 287 00:16:30,468 --> 00:16:31,635 It's okay. They're ten. 288 00:16:34,102 --> 00:16:35,835 The... They're not... They're not twins. 289 00:16:36,801 --> 00:16:38,002 They're Irish twins. 290 00:16:40,401 --> 00:16:41,501 Which is... 291 00:16:43,434 --> 00:16:45,401 why I pulled an Irish goodbye when I left. 292 00:16:47,635 --> 00:16:48,935 Oh, come on. 293 00:16:49,501 --> 00:16:50,833 I thought you guys told... 294 00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:52,066 I thought this was a comedy... 295 00:16:52,068 --> 00:16:54,301 show. 296 00:16:56,902 --> 00:16:58,334 Anyway, um... 297 00:16:59,568 --> 00:17:02,002 I think I earned my keep here. Um... 298 00:17:05,102 --> 00:17:06,968 What do I say? My name's Alex. 299 00:17:11,701 --> 00:17:13,366 Alex Novak, everybody. 300 00:17:13,368 --> 00:17:14,767 Sorry. Is there a bathroom here? 301 00:17:14,769 --> 00:17:18,866 Wow. All right, let's hear it for Jill McKenzie. 302 00:17:18,868 --> 00:17:21,968 There she is. There she is. 303 00:17:23,568 --> 00:17:25,733 Keep it going for Kemp, you guys. Kemp rules. 304 00:17:25,735 --> 00:17:26,802 What's up? 305 00:17:27,735 --> 00:17:29,866 The side part is the skinny part. Agreed? 306 00:17:29,868 --> 00:17:32,699 Now, the skinny part, the side part... same part. 307 00:17:32,701 --> 00:17:35,000 Same size, same part. You know what I'm talking about? 308 00:17:35,002 --> 00:17:36,733 You take it out and... 309 00:17:36,735 --> 00:17:39,002 ♪ Allez, allez, allez ♪ 310 00:17:39,668 --> 00:17:41,935 ♪ Allez, allez, allez ♪ 311 00:17:42,468 --> 00:17:44,368 You have to favor a labia? 312 00:17:44,835 --> 00:17:47,002 ♪ We've conquered All of Europe ♪ 313 00:17:47,568 --> 00:17:49,468 ♪ We're never gonna stop ♪ 314 00:17:50,868 --> 00:17:52,769 ♪ Allez, allez, allez ♪ 315 00:17:54,068 --> 00:17:56,368 ♪ Allez, allez, allez ♪ 316 00:17:57,035 --> 00:17:58,566 because she wants me to feel good. 317 00:17:58,568 --> 00:18:00,499 Like, for instance, she's like a hot girl. 318 00:18:00,501 --> 00:18:01,800 You know what I mean? Like, she has the vagina 319 00:18:01,802 --> 00:18:03,466 that fits the little underwear, okay? 320 00:18:03,468 --> 00:18:04,800 She goes... And she... 321 00:18:04,802 --> 00:18:06,533 What was the advice she gave me? 322 00:18:06,535 --> 00:18:07,699 Oh, she said, "Boundaries?" 323 00:18:07,701 --> 00:18:08,833 You guys know about these boundaries? 324 00:18:08,835 --> 00:18:10,432 You guys talk about these boundaries? 325 00:18:10,434 --> 00:18:11,833 - She goes... - First time? 326 00:18:11,835 --> 00:18:13,566 She goes, um, "You need to learn how to set boundaries." 327 00:18:13,568 --> 00:18:14,933 Yeah. 328 00:18:14,935 --> 00:18:16,466 Stick around. Support your fellow comics. 329 00:18:16,468 --> 00:18:18,000 "I told my boyfriend he has to text me 330 00:18:18,002 --> 00:18:19,666 every night before bed, 331 00:18:19,668 --> 00:18:21,434 'Goodnight, I love you' or it's over." 332 00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:25,833 And she goes, "Now, he texts me every night before bed, 333 00:18:25,835 --> 00:18:28,000 'Goodnight, I love you.' And now everything's great." 334 00:18:28,002 --> 00:18:30,432 And I was like, "Oh, thank... thank you. Thanks." 335 00:18:30,434 --> 00:18:32,966 If I said that to any man I've ever dated, they would be like, 336 00:18:32,968 --> 00:18:34,466 "Oh, perfect. I was on the fence anyway. 337 00:18:34,468 --> 00:18:35,535 Get the fuck outta here, bitch." 338 00:18:36,968 --> 00:18:39,332 You know what, I'm not fucking calling in favors. 339 00:18:39,334 --> 00:18:41,066 With me in a relationship, it's me going, "No, dude." 340 00:18:41,068 --> 00:18:43,966 I... I gotta date better men. I have to. 341 00:18:43,968 --> 00:18:45,900 My girlfriends are dating men who are, like, 342 00:18:45,902 --> 00:18:48,499 running 10Ks on the weekends for fun. 343 00:18:48,501 --> 00:18:50,966 My ex wouldn't let me touch his Magic: The Gathering cards 344 00:18:50,968 --> 00:18:53,100 'cause he was worried that I would bend them. 345 00:18:53,102 --> 00:18:55,568 They didn't say nothing about my sister's new ass. 346 00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:57,066 Not even a warning. 347 00:18:57,068 --> 00:18:58,466 Just a warning would have been nice. 348 00:18:58,468 --> 00:18:59,833 Something. Anything. 349 00:18:59,835 --> 00:19:01,900 "Hey Reggie, go in the kitchen. 350 00:19:01,902 --> 00:19:03,866 Meg Thee Stallion is in there." 351 00:19:03,868 --> 00:19:06,533 Now, I don't feel bad for looking at my sister's new butt. 352 00:19:06,535 --> 00:19:08,599 On PS5. Kung fu game. 353 00:19:08,601 --> 00:19:09,601 Got it right now? 354 00:20:07,102 --> 00:20:08,767 So, what happens now? 355 00:20:08,769 --> 00:20:11,068 Between, you know, Mom and you? 356 00:20:11,636 --> 00:20:13,000 What do you mean? 357 00:20:13,002 --> 00:20:16,499 Well, you know, you guys told us that you separated? 358 00:20:16,501 --> 00:20:17,866 Yeah. 359 00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:19,868 Does that mean you're going to get divorced? 360 00:20:21,035 --> 00:20:22,734 Well, I... 361 00:20:22,736 --> 00:20:24,399 - Remember that dragon? - What dragon? 362 00:20:24,401 --> 00:20:26,466 At the... at the assembly. 363 00:20:26,468 --> 00:20:28,600 The school assembly. The big red dragon. 364 00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:30,501 You mean the lion? 365 00:20:30,802 --> 00:20:32,399 Was it a lion? Looked like a dragon. 366 00:20:32,401 --> 00:20:33,667 It only had two people in it. 367 00:20:33,669 --> 00:20:35,332 Huh. 368 00:20:35,334 --> 00:20:37,066 What does a dragon have to do with anything? 369 00:20:37,068 --> 00:20:38,767 - It was a lion. - Whatever it was, 370 00:20:38,769 --> 00:20:40,466 - lion or dragon. - Lion. 371 00:20:40,468 --> 00:20:42,567 It was big and it was brave, 372 00:20:42,569 --> 00:20:44,600 and that's what I need you guys to be. 373 00:20:44,602 --> 00:20:46,100 That's not it at all. 374 00:20:46,102 --> 00:20:47,700 The lion chews up the lettuce, 375 00:20:47,702 --> 00:20:49,933 and that brings us wealth and prosperity for the new year. 376 00:20:49,935 --> 00:20:52,535 Right. That's it. That's exactly it. Right. 377 00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:54,734 Are you going to feed the lion, Dad? 378 00:20:54,736 --> 00:20:56,334 Me? I don't know, I... 379 00:20:56,802 --> 00:20:58,600 Are you? 380 00:20:58,602 --> 00:21:01,000 I fed it because I have goals this year I want to achieve. 381 00:21:01,002 --> 00:21:02,499 Do you have goals, Dad? 382 00:21:02,501 --> 00:21:03,800 No, of course I do. Of course... 383 00:21:03,802 --> 00:21:05,602 - Dad, you should have goals. - We have goals. 384 00:21:07,835 --> 00:21:08,800 Good night, guys. 385 00:21:08,802 --> 00:21:09,734 - Settle in. - Dad... 386 00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:10,767 Settle in. All right. 387 00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:12,499 - Love you. - Love you, too. 388 00:21:12,501 --> 00:21:14,432 Get down there. Get down there. 389 00:21:14,434 --> 00:21:16,334 All right, you guys. Good night, guys. 390 00:21:17,669 --> 00:21:19,368 - No talking, all right, guys? - Okay. 391 00:21:27,769 --> 00:21:29,767 I haven't told your father. 392 00:21:29,769 --> 00:21:30,866 What? 393 00:21:30,868 --> 00:21:32,634 Entre nous. 394 00:21:32,636 --> 00:21:34,966 No, Mom, there is no entre nous. We don't have any secrets. 395 00:21:34,968 --> 00:21:36,667 The boys know everything. You don't have to whisper. 396 00:21:36,669 --> 00:21:37,966 Well, you don't have to embarrass me. 397 00:21:37,968 --> 00:21:39,066 I just told you your father doesn't know. 398 00:21:39,068 --> 00:21:40,800 - Okay... - What doesn't Grandpa know? 399 00:21:40,802 --> 00:21:42,534 That Mom and I are splitting up. 400 00:21:42,536 --> 00:21:43,900 Oh. 401 00:21:43,902 --> 00:21:45,066 Think you should tell him, Dada. 402 00:21:45,068 --> 00:21:46,634 - Great. - Yes, son, that's up to you. 403 00:21:46,636 --> 00:21:47,734 It's got nothing to do with me. 404 00:21:47,736 --> 00:21:48,900 Yeah, well tell that to our marriage. 405 00:21:48,902 --> 00:21:50,567 Look how you're going on. 406 00:21:50,569 --> 00:21:53,767 And stop being jealous of my friendship with Tess. 407 00:21:53,769 --> 00:21:56,366 I adore her. I love her so much. 408 00:21:56,368 --> 00:21:57,833 - Dad! Dad? - Yeah. I know it. What? 409 00:21:57,835 --> 00:21:59,332 - And you know something? - Dad! 410 00:21:59,334 --> 00:22:01,534 Look, you two have always been very different. 411 00:22:01,536 --> 00:22:02,399 Yeah, and you and Dad are twins? 412 00:22:02,401 --> 00:22:03,700 Dad? Dad? 413 00:22:03,702 --> 00:22:05,399 Your father is an immigrant to this country. 414 00:22:05,401 --> 00:22:07,332 - I know that. - And I've always been a woman 415 00:22:07,334 --> 00:22:08,634 who wants the taste of the exotic. 416 00:22:08,636 --> 00:22:10,432 - And that's what makes it work. - Mom! Jesus, Mom. 417 00:22:10,434 --> 00:22:11,432 I'm just saying this in front of the children... 418 00:22:11,434 --> 00:22:12,866 Can I have another apple juice? 419 00:22:12,868 --> 00:22:14,033 - I already said no. - Because there's no secrets, 420 00:22:14,035 --> 00:22:17,066 - so... Just pick a lane, okay? - I know. 421 00:22:17,068 --> 00:22:18,902 - Why not? - For crying out loud. 422 00:22:19,669 --> 00:22:20,767 Felix, it's your turn. 423 00:22:20,769 --> 00:22:22,567 Mom, do you have any... 424 00:22:22,569 --> 00:22:24,000 Do you have any more of those juice boxes? 425 00:22:24,002 --> 00:22:25,933 Your father drank them all. 426 00:22:25,935 --> 00:22:27,933 It's got little pretzels on it. 427 00:22:27,935 --> 00:22:29,933 They're all individual pretzels? 428 00:22:29,935 --> 00:22:31,634 They all started individual, 429 00:22:31,636 --> 00:22:33,900 and then I, uh, glued most of them together. 430 00:22:33,902 --> 00:22:35,033 Oh, oh. 431 00:22:35,035 --> 00:22:36,734 There's one or two separate. 432 00:22:36,736 --> 00:22:38,399 And you have the mustard and the ketchup there, too. 433 00:22:38,401 --> 00:22:39,467 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 434 00:22:39,469 --> 00:22:40,933 But the guy's got the day off. 435 00:22:40,935 --> 00:22:42,432 You know? 436 00:22:42,434 --> 00:22:43,767 He's got the day off like the rest of the town. 437 00:22:43,769 --> 00:22:45,669 Everybody's taking today off. 438 00:22:46,569 --> 00:22:48,669 She thinks I don't know, but I know. 439 00:22:49,334 --> 00:22:50,734 Here, put that there. 440 00:22:50,736 --> 00:22:51,569 And, uh... 441 00:22:53,102 --> 00:22:54,769 For me, it's no big deal. 442 00:22:55,702 --> 00:22:58,667 Well, it is kind of a big deal, Dad. 443 00:22:58,669 --> 00:23:00,000 I think that we're gonna get divorced. 444 00:23:00,002 --> 00:23:01,900 Ah, okay. Slow down. 445 00:23:01,902 --> 00:23:04,002 Slow down. 446 00:23:05,802 --> 00:23:07,702 Clean your plates everyone. 447 00:23:08,102 --> 00:23:09,736 Grandma, do you have any Jell-O? 448 00:23:10,035 --> 00:23:11,636 - In the fridge. - Okay. 449 00:23:13,636 --> 00:23:15,866 That's not what's going on. Nobody cheated. 450 00:23:15,868 --> 00:23:18,467 Yeah, well, so what is the problem then? 451 00:23:18,469 --> 00:23:19,301 I don't know, it's... 452 00:23:21,435 --> 00:23:22,667 complicated. 453 00:23:22,669 --> 00:23:23,835 It's complicated. 454 00:23:25,769 --> 00:23:27,368 You don't have to tell me that. 455 00:25:27,035 --> 00:25:29,435 Is Dada going to be okay? 456 00:25:29,802 --> 00:25:32,367 Of course. What do you mean? 457 00:25:32,369 --> 00:25:35,567 I don't know, he's just out there. On his own. 458 00:25:35,569 --> 00:25:36,833 But he's not alone. 459 00:25:36,835 --> 00:25:39,100 He loves when you boys stay with him. 460 00:25:39,102 --> 00:25:42,000 - But he sleeps on the couch. - Huh? 461 00:25:42,002 --> 00:25:43,667 We sleep in his bed. 462 00:25:43,669 --> 00:25:45,068 Yeah, it's awesome. 463 00:25:45,702 --> 00:25:46,736 Great. 464 00:26:06,536 --> 00:26:08,835 For fuck's sake. 465 00:26:13,902 --> 00:26:15,669 Hey there, I'm Alex Novak. 466 00:26:16,536 --> 00:26:17,736 How you doing tonight? 467 00:26:18,469 --> 00:26:20,833 Once again I didn't want to pay the 15 bucks, 468 00:26:20,835 --> 00:26:22,868 so... here I am. 469 00:26:25,435 --> 00:26:26,933 No, I'm joking, and... 470 00:26:26,935 --> 00:26:28,935 No, no, no, I'm joking. I, uh... 471 00:26:29,935 --> 00:26:32,333 I didn't pay last time, but I was willing to pay this time, 472 00:26:32,335 --> 00:26:33,135 but I wanted to, uh... 473 00:26:34,835 --> 00:26:37,467 I said, uh, I wanted to have fun. 474 00:26:37,469 --> 00:26:38,667 Wanted to have fun here tonight. 475 00:26:38,669 --> 00:26:40,002 Anybody else wanna have fun? 476 00:26:40,702 --> 00:26:42,433 Yeah? 477 00:26:42,435 --> 00:26:44,866 You know, I recently got fired. 478 00:26:44,868 --> 00:26:47,636 It's the fucking fifth time I've been fired. 479 00:26:48,968 --> 00:26:50,835 I've only had three jobs. 480 00:26:54,335 --> 00:26:56,935 That means I've gotten fired from two jobs fucking twice. 481 00:26:58,902 --> 00:27:00,033 Funny how things change... 482 00:27:00,035 --> 00:27:01,333 Bathroom's straight down and to the right. 483 00:27:01,335 --> 00:27:02,700 No, I think I'm next on the... 484 00:27:02,702 --> 00:27:03,634 How things become cool and uncool. 485 00:27:03,636 --> 00:27:04,767 They called my name. 486 00:27:04,769 --> 00:27:06,966 I drive a Tesla. 487 00:27:06,968 --> 00:27:07,968 And, um... 488 00:27:09,669 --> 00:27:10,866 I just have one question. 489 00:27:10,868 --> 00:27:14,400 Can you stop keying my fucking car? 490 00:27:14,402 --> 00:27:16,000 So, a couple months into it, 491 00:27:16,002 --> 00:27:19,700 they bring my folks in for like a parent's day. 492 00:27:19,702 --> 00:27:22,400 They kind of catch them up on our progress, you know? 493 00:27:22,402 --> 00:27:24,769 I'm... I'm a teenager at this point and, uh... 494 00:27:25,469 --> 00:27:28,000 So they come in and, and Pete says, you know, 495 00:27:28,002 --> 00:27:29,534 "Alex has been great. 496 00:27:29,536 --> 00:27:30,966 He's opened up, and this is what's going on, 497 00:27:30,968 --> 00:27:32,600 and this is how he feels about this 498 00:27:32,602 --> 00:27:35,100 and this dynamic that's going on at home." 499 00:27:35,102 --> 00:27:37,035 My parents just kind of listen. 500 00:27:37,669 --> 00:27:40,333 We're driving home, little while later. 501 00:27:40,335 --> 00:27:41,700 And I remember this so clearly. 502 00:27:41,702 --> 00:27:45,066 I was in the back seat of my mom's station wagon. 503 00:27:45,068 --> 00:27:46,634 But my dad was driving. Doesn't matter. 504 00:27:46,636 --> 00:27:48,467 If my Dad was in the car, he was always driving, 505 00:27:48,469 --> 00:27:50,933 even though it was my mom's station wagon. 506 00:27:50,935 --> 00:27:54,500 And I remember her being in the passenger seat 507 00:27:54,502 --> 00:27:57,968 and spinning around, and looking at me and saying, 508 00:27:58,968 --> 00:28:01,835 "How dare you tell this stranger all our family secrets." 509 00:28:04,769 --> 00:28:07,734 And I was like, "You made go talk to the guy. 510 00:28:07,736 --> 00:28:10,700 You literally paid the guy to listen to the problem. 511 00:28:10,702 --> 00:28:13,367 You set this up. You drove me there." 512 00:28:13,369 --> 00:28:14,567 That's insane. 513 00:28:14,569 --> 00:28:15,835 That would be like... 514 00:28:16,868 --> 00:28:18,333 That would be like... That'd be like your partner 515 00:28:18,335 --> 00:28:20,369 driving you to an orgy... 516 00:28:21,868 --> 00:28:23,433 and then saying, 517 00:28:23,435 --> 00:28:25,602 "I can't believe you fucked all those people." 518 00:28:27,536 --> 00:28:30,000 "That was the point of being there in the... 519 00:28:30,002 --> 00:28:33,669 You knew where I was going. I was naked in the car." 520 00:28:35,369 --> 00:28:37,000 Anyway, uh, this is, uh... 521 00:28:37,002 --> 00:28:38,400 Boy, this is starting to actually get good 522 00:28:38,402 --> 00:28:39,700 and now my time is up. 523 00:28:39,702 --> 00:28:41,702 This is so awesome. I will see you next time. 524 00:28:43,469 --> 00:28:45,333 Same place. I'm coming back. We'll meet here, all right? 525 00:28:45,335 --> 00:28:46,833 We'll all meet here. All right, I've been Alex Novak. 526 00:28:46,835 --> 00:28:48,333 Thank you so much. 527 00:28:48,335 --> 00:28:50,066 Sad guy, you hanging out? 528 00:28:50,068 --> 00:28:51,734 Everyone's hanging out in the back booth to the right. 529 00:28:51,736 --> 00:28:52,700 We got some actually funny people 530 00:28:52,702 --> 00:28:54,667 - coming to the stage next. - Okay, thank you. 531 00:28:54,669 --> 00:28:55,900 Good. It takes the pressure off. 532 00:28:55,902 --> 00:28:57,400 That's how I feel about my dog. 533 00:28:57,402 --> 00:28:58,534 Hey. 534 00:28:58,536 --> 00:28:59,800 - Cool to sit down here? - Yeah. 535 00:28:59,802 --> 00:29:01,734 - Look who's back. - Just talked to Rolo upstairs. 536 00:29:01,736 --> 00:29:03,500 Hey, I remember you from my... Yeah. 537 00:29:03,502 --> 00:29:05,866 - What up? Dan. What up? - Alex. 538 00:29:05,868 --> 00:29:08,333 How'd it go? I'm surprised you back. 539 00:29:08,335 --> 00:29:09,333 - Really? - Yeah. 540 00:29:09,335 --> 00:29:10,667 - That bad? - Yeah, I mean... 541 00:29:10,669 --> 00:29:12,033 - It wasn't bad. - It wasn't. 542 00:29:12,035 --> 00:29:13,600 - What do you even do? - Just say it. 543 00:29:13,602 --> 00:29:14,966 - He's gonna ask for a job. - Come on, what is it? 544 00:29:14,968 --> 00:29:16,567 I work in finance. 545 00:29:16,569 --> 00:29:17,800 If you wanna do it again, I'll tell you the website. 546 00:29:17,802 --> 00:29:18,966 Just DM me. 547 00:29:18,968 --> 00:29:20,502 - All right. - Yeah. Just... 548 00:29:20,935 --> 00:29:23,433 All the mics in the city, badsaliva.com. 549 00:29:23,435 --> 00:29:25,069 And just, keep going up. 550 00:29:25,935 --> 00:29:28,036 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta go up five, six times a week. 551 00:29:29,702 --> 00:29:30,966 - Yeah. - Five or six times? 552 00:29:30,968 --> 00:29:32,767 No, sometimes we go five a night. 553 00:29:32,769 --> 00:29:34,067 On long nights, yeah. 554 00:29:34,069 --> 00:29:35,467 If you have like a bit you wanna work out, 555 00:29:35,469 --> 00:29:37,000 you go five times by the end of the night. 556 00:29:37,002 --> 00:29:39,067 You got a spot. Five minutes around the corner. 557 00:29:39,069 --> 00:29:40,567 - I'm Alex. - Lovely. 558 00:29:40,569 --> 00:29:41,966 That's the manager, and this is the one... 559 00:29:41,968 --> 00:29:42,933 - Oh. - So, yeah, I have... 560 00:29:42,935 --> 00:29:44,800 Don't make eye contact with her. Jesus. 561 00:29:44,802 --> 00:29:46,367 - Yeah, look down. - Shut up. 562 00:29:46,369 --> 00:29:47,667 - I have four rooms. - Sorry. 563 00:29:47,669 --> 00:29:50,067 You can see downstairs where you just were. 564 00:29:50,069 --> 00:29:50,935 Yeah. 565 00:29:51,536 --> 00:29:52,700 Stop showing off in front of your friend 566 00:29:52,702 --> 00:29:53,966 with Laverne and Shirley back there. 567 00:29:53,968 --> 00:29:55,600 Fuck you! 568 00:29:55,602 --> 00:29:57,467 - We got jobs. - I'm Laverne. I'm Laverne. 569 00:29:57,469 --> 00:29:58,667 What's your name again? 570 00:29:58,669 --> 00:30:00,534 - Alex. - Alex, come here. 571 00:30:00,536 --> 00:30:02,435 - Hey man, that's my white slave. - Shut up. 572 00:30:03,569 --> 00:30:04,767 You can have him. Take him. 573 00:30:04,769 --> 00:30:06,734 Come talk to some real comedians. 574 00:30:06,736 --> 00:30:07,933 What's up, man? 575 00:30:07,935 --> 00:30:09,636 Yo, you hold my pocket when we leave. 576 00:30:11,902 --> 00:30:14,634 You can't treat comedy like prison, man, Dan. 577 00:30:14,636 --> 00:30:15,966 He's Scared Straight -ing him. 578 00:30:15,968 --> 00:30:18,367 - Dan, don't Scared Straight him. - He's scared straight. 579 00:30:18,369 --> 00:30:19,833 He's scared white. 580 00:30:19,835 --> 00:30:21,600 You gonna be all right. How often are you getting up? 581 00:30:21,602 --> 00:30:24,034 I don't know, man. Tonight was my second time. 582 00:30:24,036 --> 00:30:25,567 I put it to you like, my pop used to let me 583 00:30:25,569 --> 00:30:27,467 watch Def Jam when I was six, 584 00:30:27,469 --> 00:30:29,900 but he would act like he was telling me not to watch it. 585 00:30:29,902 --> 00:30:32,600 "Hey, me and your stepmom are watchin' the program. 586 00:30:32,602 --> 00:30:35,034 It's on HBO. Go upstairs and watch something else." 587 00:30:35,036 --> 00:30:36,800 And then wink at me. And I'll be like, "Oh, shit." 588 00:30:36,802 --> 00:30:38,933 I actually got caught by my dad. 589 00:30:38,935 --> 00:30:40,667 I was trying to watch porn. 590 00:30:40,669 --> 00:30:42,333 You know, like, the, the late night HBO, 591 00:30:42,335 --> 00:30:43,900 the Taxicab Confessions or whatever. 592 00:30:43,902 --> 00:30:45,833 - Oh, yeah. Real Sex. - I was trying to watch porn, 593 00:30:45,835 --> 00:30:49,067 and it was Def Comedy Jam, and I saw Greer Barnes on stage 594 00:30:49,069 --> 00:30:51,634 doing a joke about Mike Tyson and Arnold Schwarzenegger 595 00:30:51,636 --> 00:30:52,900 sharing a jail cell together. 596 00:30:52,902 --> 00:30:54,600 I was dying laughing, 597 00:30:54,602 --> 00:30:56,534 and I asked my dad, I was like, "Is that a job?" 598 00:30:56,536 --> 00:30:58,933 And he was like, "Yeah. You gotta go to college first." 599 00:30:58,935 --> 00:31:00,900 - Been doing jokes ever since. - Gotta get up everyday. 600 00:31:00,902 --> 00:31:03,400 Open that diary, Anne Frank. Get to it. 601 00:31:03,402 --> 00:31:04,700 What? What's wrong? 602 00:31:04,702 --> 00:31:06,333 You guys just write stuff down all day? 603 00:31:06,335 --> 00:31:07,900 I said to open up his diary if he gonna write any jokes. 604 00:31:07,902 --> 00:31:09,467 - You gotta write. - Work on your craft. 605 00:31:09,469 --> 00:31:11,602 You gotta write. 606 00:31:27,003 --> 00:31:30,335 Just... I was just watching CNN, and they say it's official, 607 00:31:31,669 --> 00:31:33,469 according to scientists... 608 00:31:33,902 --> 00:31:36,567 No. According to scientists, it's official, 609 00:31:36,569 --> 00:31:37,969 guys get hotter with age. 610 00:31:39,335 --> 00:31:40,866 Big win. 611 00:31:40,868 --> 00:31:43,333 Then we convinced them, you know what's really hot? 612 00:31:43,335 --> 00:31:44,069 Dad bods. 613 00:31:45,036 --> 00:31:46,467 You kiddin' me? We're on a roll. 614 00:31:46,469 --> 00:31:48,067 It's like, we're playing with house money now. 615 00:31:48,069 --> 00:31:50,433 What else... What else can we get away with? 616 00:31:50,435 --> 00:31:52,469 You know what's super hot? Being poor. 617 00:32:09,969 --> 00:32:11,734 - He stole it. - You can't take... 618 00:32:11,736 --> 00:32:12,967 - Hello. Good morning. Hi. - He doesn't even need it. 619 00:32:12,969 --> 00:32:13,901 - Hey. Hi. - Hey. 620 00:32:13,903 --> 00:32:15,367 Hey. Look who's here? 621 00:32:15,369 --> 00:32:16,600 - Hi, guys! Hi! Hi, guys. - Dad? 622 00:32:16,602 --> 00:32:17,967 I thought Mom was taking us to school. 623 00:32:17,969 --> 00:32:19,367 - Yeah, me too. - Yeah, I know. 624 00:32:19,369 --> 00:32:21,400 But maybe there's a surprise outside 625 00:32:21,402 --> 00:32:22,901 and maybe this has something to do with it. 626 00:32:22,903 --> 00:32:24,067 Is that a new car? 627 00:32:24,069 --> 00:32:25,367 I don't know if the term "car" 628 00:32:25,369 --> 00:32:26,534 really does it any kind of justice. 629 00:32:26,536 --> 00:32:27,833 - Alex. - Let's go. It's right outside. 630 00:32:27,835 --> 00:32:28,667 Let's go, let's go, let's go. Come check it out. 631 00:32:28,669 --> 00:32:29,300 Hold on! We're eating breakfast here. 632 00:32:29,302 --> 00:32:30,769 Come on, here we go. 633 00:32:32,435 --> 00:32:34,101 - This is sick. - Look at that! 634 00:32:34,103 --> 00:32:35,867 Oh, wait, wait, wait. 635 00:32:35,869 --> 00:32:36,967 - Hey! Hold on a second! - Whoa, this is cool. 636 00:32:36,969 --> 00:32:38,034 - Hang on. Let me get your mom. - Whoa. This is cool. 637 00:32:38,036 --> 00:32:40,867 - What? What did you do? - I am gonna immortalize 638 00:32:40,869 --> 00:32:43,600 the first moment that you lay eyes on this beauty. 639 00:32:43,602 --> 00:32:45,001 This is not how it's gonna work. 640 00:32:45,003 --> 00:32:46,734 Look at this thing. This gives you the morning off. 641 00:32:46,736 --> 00:32:48,867 From what? The morning off from what? 642 00:32:48,869 --> 00:32:50,667 I don't know. The Olympics are here in two years. 643 00:32:50,669 --> 00:32:51,967 What? 644 00:32:51,969 --> 00:32:52,800 Who knows what you're capable of? 645 00:32:52,802 --> 00:32:54,634 - What did you say? - All right. 646 00:32:54,636 --> 00:32:57,602 The fucking Olympics? Does he think that's funny? 647 00:32:58,335 --> 00:32:59,667 Fuck him. 648 00:32:59,669 --> 00:33:01,702 I mean, does he think this is about me? 649 00:33:02,836 --> 00:33:04,669 No, 'cause it's not. 650 00:33:05,569 --> 00:33:08,502 No, he didn't say it. He never says anything. 651 00:33:08,936 --> 00:33:10,502 I mean, isn't that typical? 652 00:33:10,702 --> 00:33:13,036 My God, you should know, you're his mom! 653 00:33:14,335 --> 00:33:15,435 Marilyn! 654 00:33:16,036 --> 00:33:17,634 - Hey. - I rang the doorbell. 655 00:33:17,636 --> 00:33:19,734 I hate the phone. 656 00:33:19,736 --> 00:33:21,333 I just wanted to see you. 657 00:33:21,335 --> 00:33:22,534 - Come inside. You're sweet. - No, no, no. 658 00:33:22,536 --> 00:33:24,001 Jan doesn't even know I left the house. 659 00:33:24,003 --> 00:33:25,400 I gotta get right back. 660 00:33:25,402 --> 00:33:27,367 - Okay. - I just... 661 00:33:27,369 --> 00:33:28,667 You're both in shock. 662 00:33:28,669 --> 00:33:30,034 - Yeah. - That's all. 663 00:33:30,036 --> 00:33:31,433 It's okay. 664 00:33:31,435 --> 00:33:33,101 And I just wanted to tell you one thing. 665 00:33:33,103 --> 00:33:35,534 - Okay. - Well, two things. 666 00:33:35,536 --> 00:33:36,602 One... 667 00:33:38,736 --> 00:33:41,936 Give yourself the grace... 668 00:33:42,903 --> 00:33:44,636 to feel what you feel. 669 00:33:45,569 --> 00:33:47,001 Unfiltered. 670 00:33:47,003 --> 00:33:48,636 And number two... 671 00:33:50,335 --> 00:33:52,667 The Olympics are here in two years. 672 00:33:52,669 --> 00:33:54,333 Oh, my God. 673 00:33:54,335 --> 00:33:55,869 Marilyn, fuck you! 674 00:33:58,369 --> 00:33:59,934 - But I get it. - Do you? 675 00:33:59,936 --> 00:34:01,001 I get it. 676 00:34:01,003 --> 00:34:03,003 I think so. Come here. 677 00:34:06,736 --> 00:34:07,768 Are you gonna start fucking? 678 00:34:07,770 --> 00:34:08,667 Immediately. 679 00:34:08,669 --> 00:34:10,367 Yes! 680 00:34:10,369 --> 00:34:11,901 New dick. That's what you need. 681 00:34:11,903 --> 00:34:13,433 Some new deep dickin' too. 682 00:34:13,435 --> 00:34:14,667 No pity fucks. 683 00:34:14,669 --> 00:34:16,500 Maybe that's what you need. 684 00:34:16,502 --> 00:34:18,400 It's like the one good thing Balls and I have left. 685 00:34:18,402 --> 00:34:19,402 Really? 686 00:34:19,736 --> 00:34:21,600 Y'all ever fuck sober? 687 00:34:21,602 --> 00:34:23,600 No. I hate him too much to be able to do that. 688 00:34:23,602 --> 00:34:24,770 Well, that's a red flag. 689 00:34:25,602 --> 00:34:26,669 No duh. 690 00:34:26,969 --> 00:34:28,669 Hey. 691 00:34:29,569 --> 00:34:31,469 I'm gonna play for a club team, again. 692 00:34:32,903 --> 00:34:35,602 And I've been reaching out to people about coaching. 693 00:34:36,402 --> 00:34:38,869 - I just worry. - About what? 694 00:34:39,469 --> 00:34:41,836 Look, you have a full life. 695 00:34:42,435 --> 00:34:45,500 You're not defined by this one amazing thing you did. 696 00:34:45,502 --> 00:34:47,435 So, I just hope... 697 00:34:47,936 --> 00:34:52,067 that enough time has passed that you can re-enter this world, 698 00:34:52,069 --> 00:34:53,934 without giving it too much meaning. 699 00:34:53,936 --> 00:34:55,667 Yeah, but I'm not gonna be able to do that 700 00:34:55,669 --> 00:34:56,934 now that you said it out loud. 701 00:34:56,936 --> 00:34:58,567 I'm just reminding you, babe, 702 00:34:58,569 --> 00:35:00,001 you have done other amazing things. 703 00:35:00,003 --> 00:35:00,967 Like? 704 00:35:00,969 --> 00:35:02,901 Like being a mother. 705 00:35:02,903 --> 00:35:04,567 Like this house. 706 00:35:04,569 --> 00:35:07,069 I don't give a fuck about volleyball. You're great. 707 00:35:28,737 --> 00:35:29,869 Come on, puppies. 708 00:35:31,435 --> 00:35:32,669 Come on, babies. 709 00:35:34,369 --> 00:35:36,634 Come on, Charlie. Charlie, come to me. 710 00:35:36,636 --> 00:35:38,402 Come, Charlie. Yeah. 711 00:35:38,903 --> 00:35:40,602 Yes, baby. 712 00:35:42,369 --> 00:35:43,469 Come on. Come on. 713 00:35:44,402 --> 00:35:45,636 Yeah. 714 00:36:01,402 --> 00:36:03,433 - Don't move. - Hi, Mom. 715 00:36:03,435 --> 00:36:05,067 - Hey. - Are you lice free yet? 716 00:36:05,069 --> 00:36:07,569 - Yeah, I mean, I got it, but... - Mom. Mom, mom, mom! 717 00:36:07,836 --> 00:36:09,770 This guy's good. I'm just checking this guy. 718 00:36:10,402 --> 00:36:11,867 We're probably gonna have to check each other. 719 00:36:11,869 --> 00:36:13,534 - He's gonna give you lice. - Ew, that's disgusting. 720 00:36:13,536 --> 00:36:15,433 I gotta see if we... 721 00:36:15,435 --> 00:36:17,067 I can't tell if that's dandruff or... 722 00:36:17,069 --> 00:36:18,967 You got some more paper towels? 723 00:36:18,969 --> 00:36:21,101 I do have more paper towels. Just did a Costco run. 724 00:36:21,103 --> 00:36:22,867 There should some in the bedroom in the back. 725 00:36:22,869 --> 00:36:24,433 All right. 726 00:36:24,435 --> 00:36:25,635 - Dad, why do you have... - See what I mean? 727 00:36:25,637 --> 00:36:27,034 Why are they in a doctor's office? 728 00:36:27,036 --> 00:36:29,969 So, you... using our old armoire? 729 00:36:31,036 --> 00:36:33,433 Yeah, I took it out of storage until I get some more furniture. 730 00:36:33,435 --> 00:36:34,534 Why, you want me to put it back? 731 00:36:34,536 --> 00:36:36,034 Immediately. 732 00:36:36,036 --> 00:36:38,500 No, it's just that hadn't talked about that kind of stuff. 733 00:36:38,502 --> 00:36:40,567 Yeah. Sorry. Probably should have asked first. 734 00:36:40,569 --> 00:36:41,903 It's fine. 735 00:36:42,969 --> 00:36:45,500 So, what do you think about your new style? 736 00:36:45,502 --> 00:36:46,768 You know what, I gotta get more paper towels. 737 00:36:46,770 --> 00:36:47,901 I think we should just go with this. 738 00:36:47,903 --> 00:36:48,834 - All the time. - Don't move. Don't move. 739 00:36:48,836 --> 00:36:50,500 - All right? - Don't move. 740 00:36:50,502 --> 00:36:50,969 You're lice-free, and we'll just keep this look. 741 00:36:55,803 --> 00:36:57,467 I think I might have lice. 742 00:36:57,469 --> 00:36:59,001 Hmm. 743 00:36:59,003 --> 00:37:01,034 Any... Aren't you seeing it jump off me? Why are you... 744 00:37:01,036 --> 00:37:02,534 Yeah, let's get you in the chair. 745 00:37:02,536 --> 00:37:04,001 I think that's what we gotta do. 746 00:37:04,003 --> 00:37:05,635 Yeah, you look... One just crawled in between... 747 00:37:05,637 --> 00:37:07,367 - No... - Mom's pregnant. 748 00:37:07,369 --> 00:37:08,433 - You are so pregnant. - What? 749 00:37:08,435 --> 00:37:09,768 You hooked up with a bug. 750 00:37:09,770 --> 00:37:11,668 - All right, guys, enough. - Guys. 751 00:37:11,670 --> 00:37:12,967 But Dad, that's how you said you get lice. 752 00:37:12,969 --> 00:37:14,668 - Yeah... yeah. - Oh, is that how you said it? 753 00:37:14,670 --> 00:37:17,400 No. It's bec... It was a joke, because the video said 754 00:37:17,402 --> 00:37:18,568 we're looking for baby eggs, all right? 755 00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:19,834 It was a joke. 756 00:37:19,836 --> 00:37:21,433 - Did you hook up with a bug? - No. 757 00:37:21,435 --> 00:37:23,668 - Well, you've got lice so... - Yeah, you did. 758 00:37:23,670 --> 00:37:25,635 -You hooked up with a bug -You promised not to tell them. 759 00:37:25,637 --> 00:37:27,867 - You have lice, too. - Yeah, sorry. I couldn't resist. 760 00:37:27,869 --> 00:37:29,333 All right, you know what? You guys need to rehearse. 761 00:37:29,335 --> 00:37:30,934 - Let's go. Let's go. - Okay. 762 00:37:30,936 --> 00:37:32,534 - Get busy. - I already know it. 763 00:37:32,536 --> 00:37:34,768 - Keep the volume down, too. - Turn the volume up? Okay. 764 00:37:34,770 --> 00:37:36,333 No, not up. Keep the volume down. 765 00:37:36,335 --> 00:37:37,001 Dad, do you know where the loudspeaker is? 766 00:37:37,003 --> 00:37:38,101 I'm serious about the volume 767 00:37:38,103 --> 00:37:39,834 So you're really not seeing anything? 768 00:37:39,836 --> 00:37:42,435 - There's no little bites or... - I don't think so. 769 00:37:42,936 --> 00:37:44,601 To be honest, just looking... 770 00:37:44,603 --> 00:37:46,067 Now, it's making me itch. I think I... 771 00:37:46,069 --> 00:37:47,402 I must have it. Would you check me? 772 00:37:47,969 --> 00:37:49,069 Sure. 773 00:37:51,335 --> 00:37:52,934 You can get like little bites or... 774 00:37:52,936 --> 00:37:54,967 Yeah, make sure to really check. 775 00:37:54,969 --> 00:37:56,535 Yeah. 776 00:37:56,537 --> 00:37:58,302 "Under Pressure"? 777 00:37:59,369 --> 00:38:01,335 Oh. That's what that is. 778 00:38:02,537 --> 00:38:03,934 You didn't recognize it? 779 00:38:03,936 --> 00:38:06,367 No. The first 40 million times I didn't recognize it. 780 00:38:06,369 --> 00:38:07,836 They're obsessed. 781 00:38:08,469 --> 00:38:09,668 It's all they talk about. 782 00:38:09,670 --> 00:38:11,333 That performance is so far from now too. 783 00:38:11,335 --> 00:38:13,467 I wonder where they get their work ethic from. 784 00:38:13,469 --> 00:38:15,036 Mm. Poor boys. 785 00:38:16,069 --> 00:38:18,003 Just check one more in here. 786 00:38:22,003 --> 00:38:26,570 I'm gonna dip my toe into the coaching world. 787 00:38:28,836 --> 00:38:30,402 Is that why you were in the city? 788 00:38:31,369 --> 00:38:33,570 No. I was in the city 'cause you called me. 789 00:38:34,936 --> 00:38:36,901 Oh. I just figured you were in the city, 790 00:38:36,903 --> 00:38:38,668 because you said you'd come right over. 791 00:38:38,670 --> 00:38:40,834 Yeah. I wanted to see the halfway house 792 00:38:40,836 --> 00:38:42,635 our kids are living in part time. 793 00:38:42,637 --> 00:38:44,101 I'm glad you got the vibe that I'm going for. 794 00:38:44,103 --> 00:38:45,570 Yeah, you did great. 795 00:38:46,335 --> 00:38:49,402 I haven't talked to any programs yet, just... 796 00:38:52,335 --> 00:38:53,668 I think that's great. 797 00:38:53,670 --> 00:38:55,503 Any program would die to have you, I'm sure. 798 00:38:56,069 --> 00:38:57,570 Yeah. 799 00:38:58,003 --> 00:38:59,069 I think it's great, too. 800 00:39:01,737 --> 00:39:03,869 Um, I think you're good. 801 00:39:04,936 --> 00:39:06,503 Good. Okay. 802 00:39:07,670 --> 00:39:09,034 Do you wanna take a shower with... 803 00:39:09,036 --> 00:39:11,601 and rinse off with some of that special shampoo? 804 00:39:11,603 --> 00:39:12,701 Oh, oh... 805 00:39:12,703 --> 00:39:13,601 - Might as well. - Yeah. 806 00:39:13,603 --> 00:39:14,867 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 807 00:39:14,869 --> 00:39:16,503 Bathroom's right down there on the left. 808 00:40:02,603 --> 00:40:03,969 You got this. 809 00:40:05,670 --> 00:40:07,101 So I read that the number one 810 00:40:07,103 --> 00:40:08,468 fantasy for guys... 811 00:40:08,470 --> 00:40:09,168 - Can I help you? - Hey, man. 812 00:40:09,170 --> 00:40:10,768 Yeah, I'm here for the open mic. 813 00:40:10,770 --> 00:40:12,468 Yeah, right here. Just write your name down there. 814 00:40:12,470 --> 00:40:13,434 Okay. 815 00:40:13,436 --> 00:40:14,470 You're next. 816 00:40:14,637 --> 00:40:15,770 - I'm next? - Yup, be ready. 817 00:40:16,570 --> 00:40:17,801 Fuck. 818 00:40:17,803 --> 00:40:18,901 I'm getting the light, so I gotta go. 819 00:40:18,903 --> 00:40:20,067 Oh, the light. The light. 820 00:40:20,069 --> 00:40:21,537 The light. Yeah, the light. 821 00:40:34,869 --> 00:40:36,670 Ladies and gentlemen... 822 00:40:40,003 --> 00:40:41,468 - Yo, man. What's up? - Hey. 823 00:40:41,470 --> 00:40:42,701 I was actually hoping that I could just, 824 00:40:42,703 --> 00:40:44,001 you know, watch and hang tonight? 825 00:40:44,003 --> 00:40:46,601 - Yeah. - Yeah? I got 15 bucks on me. 826 00:40:46,603 --> 00:40:49,368 Nah. Keep your 15 bucks. Get yourself something nice. 827 00:40:49,370 --> 00:40:50,967 - Go on in. - Thanks, man. 828 00:40:50,969 --> 00:40:53,570 You got it... Just... Yeah, just finish that before you go in. 829 00:40:54,637 --> 00:40:56,036 - Finish it? - Yeah. 830 00:40:56,969 --> 00:40:59,434 - Hey. - Hey. 831 00:40:59,436 --> 00:41:00,470 - There he is. - Make yourself comfortable. 832 00:41:01,036 --> 00:41:02,635 Am I okay here? 833 00:41:02,637 --> 00:41:04,535 - Yeah. No one's sittin' here. - You're fine. 834 00:41:04,537 --> 00:41:05,603 How was your night? 835 00:41:06,036 --> 00:41:07,503 It was pretty good. 836 00:41:07,836 --> 00:41:10,737 I went and did a different open mic and... 837 00:41:12,836 --> 00:41:14,334 Yeah. 838 00:41:14,336 --> 00:41:15,801 You know, I've been doing this for 25 years. 839 00:41:15,803 --> 00:41:17,067 You know what I mean? And I love it. 840 00:41:17,069 --> 00:41:18,535 I wouldn't wanna be anywhere else. 841 00:41:18,537 --> 00:41:20,568 But what I like about you is you're so innocent. 842 00:41:20,570 --> 00:41:21,768 You're not naive, you're innocent. 843 00:41:21,770 --> 00:41:23,067 And that's why it works. 844 00:41:23,069 --> 00:41:24,668 So that's good. It comes outta your head, 845 00:41:24,670 --> 00:41:26,001 you put it on a piece of paper, and you get up there. 846 00:41:26,003 --> 00:41:28,067 It's like therapy. But, people can relate to that. 847 00:41:28,069 --> 00:41:29,368 - I don't know what it is. - You don't know anything. 848 00:41:29,370 --> 00:41:30,967 But I just do know that coming here 849 00:41:30,969 --> 00:41:33,568 - has ended up making me feel... - Yeah. It's a safe space. 850 00:41:33,570 --> 00:41:34,537 - Well, a lot better. - Yeah. 851 00:41:35,537 --> 00:41:36,535 You are good... I mean, you're bad at stand-up, 852 00:41:36,537 --> 00:41:37,967 but you're good. 853 00:41:37,969 --> 00:41:40,601 You have a good heart. You seem like a pure... 854 00:41:40,603 --> 00:41:42,434 like I believe you that you just found this thing, 855 00:41:42,436 --> 00:41:44,568 and now you're in love with stand-up. 856 00:41:44,570 --> 00:41:47,034 Other than the fact that I'm really insulted, thank you. 857 00:41:47,036 --> 00:41:49,535 But you're bad. You're really bad. 858 00:41:49,537 --> 00:41:50,801 Okay. 859 00:41:50,803 --> 00:41:52,334 So I was waxing. It didn't hurt, right? 860 00:41:52,336 --> 00:41:54,001 And then she finished really quickly, 861 00:41:54,003 --> 00:41:55,601 like I didn't even know what happened. 862 00:41:55,603 --> 00:41:58,470 And I was like, she goes, "Your triangle's done." Okay. 863 00:41:58,836 --> 00:42:00,834 "Your triangle's done." 864 00:42:00,836 --> 00:42:02,067 What she gave me... 865 00:42:02,069 --> 00:42:03,903 Okay, wait. Can I use your napkin? 866 00:42:05,370 --> 00:42:08,101 What I was expecting was this. 867 00:42:08,103 --> 00:42:10,470 This is what, what I was expecting. Okay? 868 00:42:10,703 --> 00:42:13,601 You see this? Reasonable. Reasonable. 869 00:42:13,603 --> 00:42:15,969 What she gave me... 870 00:42:23,603 --> 00:42:24,670 is this. 871 00:42:25,570 --> 00:42:28,067 - It is ridi... Look at this. - No! 872 00:42:28,069 --> 00:42:29,801 Look at what I'm showing you. 873 00:42:29,803 --> 00:42:32,735 I'm not... This is not... It is tiny. 874 00:42:32,737 --> 00:42:34,770 Well, I brought my drink up. Um... 875 00:42:35,470 --> 00:42:37,034 - It's okay. - Is that all right? 876 00:42:37,036 --> 00:42:38,834 Hang on. Do you guys mind? I'm gonna put this right here. 877 00:42:38,836 --> 00:42:40,468 Use it! 878 00:42:40,470 --> 00:42:42,967 You okay? I'm watching it, all right? So, don't... 879 00:42:42,969 --> 00:42:44,867 Oh, please roofie me. 880 00:42:44,869 --> 00:42:46,368 Oh. 881 00:42:46,370 --> 00:42:48,501 Please, I'd love to get roofie'd tonight. 882 00:42:48,503 --> 00:42:50,370 Please! 883 00:42:50,803 --> 00:42:53,967 Hey, is it true that you do magic? Is that a true story? 884 00:42:53,969 --> 00:42:56,101 Yes. That is my day job. 885 00:42:56,103 --> 00:42:58,568 One of my kids, he's obsessed with-with magic. 886 00:42:58,570 --> 00:43:00,067 - Oh, no. - Yeah, his birthday's coming up, 887 00:43:00,069 --> 00:43:01,468 and his mom's doing this thing, 888 00:43:01,470 --> 00:43:02,735 and I want to kinda add something to it. 889 00:43:02,737 --> 00:43:05,368 Would you ever consider doing something like that? Is that...? 890 00:43:05,370 --> 00:43:06,934 - Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah? 891 00:43:06,936 --> 00:43:07,869 - I'd be down. Sure. - Okay. 892 00:43:14,403 --> 00:43:15,570 The driveway's okay? 893 00:43:17,770 --> 00:43:20,403 Okay in front of the driveway. They're not going anywhere. 894 00:43:30,637 --> 00:43:32,036 Shit doesn't even look gold. 895 00:43:33,670 --> 00:43:34,869 I should have picked the balloons. 896 00:43:38,670 --> 00:43:40,537 What? 897 00:43:40,869 --> 00:43:42,434 - Hey! - Hey. Hey. 898 00:43:42,436 --> 00:43:43,535 What are you doing out here? The door was open. 899 00:43:43,537 --> 00:43:44,101 I didn't know what the protocol was. 900 00:43:44,103 --> 00:43:45,601 What? Get in here. 901 00:43:45,603 --> 00:43:47,768 You guys all right? 902 00:43:47,770 --> 00:43:49,101 Wow. 903 00:43:49,103 --> 00:43:50,701 - It's gonna be so good. - You really went all out. 904 00:43:50,703 --> 00:43:52,936 Hey, will you help me actually put some more food out? 905 00:43:53,670 --> 00:43:55,368 Crudités in the fridge. 906 00:43:55,370 --> 00:43:56,801 - There's two of 'em. - Okay. 907 00:43:56,803 --> 00:43:58,735 I just really need the carrots 908 00:43:58,737 --> 00:44:00,501 because they have not touched one vegetable. 909 00:44:00,503 --> 00:44:03,701 Hi, buddy. Oh, hey. Hi, hi, hi. You having fun? 910 00:44:03,703 --> 00:44:04,934 - Yeah. - Yeah? How's the magician? 911 00:44:04,936 --> 00:44:06,069 - Good. - Yeah? 912 00:44:06,603 --> 00:44:08,701 Your father's sorry he couldn't make it. 913 00:44:08,703 --> 00:44:10,735 - He's on one of his walks. - Okay. 914 00:44:10,737 --> 00:44:13,436 Hey! There he is. 915 00:44:14,803 --> 00:44:16,403 Hey, Charlie doesn't like to be picked up. 916 00:44:17,103 --> 00:44:18,601 Is that his name? 917 00:44:18,603 --> 00:44:19,568 Yeah. Did you really not know Charlie's name? 918 00:44:19,570 --> 00:44:20,901 No. 919 00:44:20,903 --> 00:44:22,668 - After all this time? - Dude, you look so good. 920 00:44:22,670 --> 00:44:23,867 - For real? - Yeah, yeah. 921 00:44:23,869 --> 00:44:25,568 Is that... You look... Did you lose weight? 922 00:44:25,570 --> 00:44:26,867 Is that a new sweater? 923 00:44:26,869 --> 00:44:29,334 Honestly, no, I've had this sweater for... 924 00:44:29,336 --> 00:44:30,768 Well, you should keep wearing it. 925 00:44:30,770 --> 00:44:32,501 It's the guilt eating away at you, I'm sure. 926 00:44:32,503 --> 00:44:33,768 - The guilt? - Christine. 927 00:44:33,770 --> 00:44:34,834 - What? - Don't say that. 928 00:44:34,836 --> 00:44:36,535 What? 929 00:44:36,537 --> 00:44:38,401 Guilt about what? What are you talking about, Christine? 930 00:44:38,403 --> 00:44:39,701 Is that your name? 931 00:44:39,703 --> 00:44:41,635 Christine, have I done something to offend you? 932 00:44:41,637 --> 00:44:44,067 Because if I have, or like upset you or something, then I'm... 933 00:44:44,069 --> 00:44:45,535 No, no, no. You know what? Forget it. 934 00:44:45,537 --> 00:44:46,735 I'm not going to Oyster Bay. 935 00:44:46,737 --> 00:44:47,635 Don't apologize to me. What? 936 00:44:47,637 --> 00:44:48,701 - Guys. - Why not? 937 00:44:48,703 --> 00:44:49,967 - It's a birthday party. - Because. 938 00:44:49,969 --> 00:44:51,501 Go! Run, run, run! 939 00:44:51,503 --> 00:44:52,836 Go Judey, go Judey, go Jude! 940 00:44:54,737 --> 00:44:56,568 Oh, you got my... She got my... 941 00:44:56,570 --> 00:44:58,434 You're gonna be part of this trick, okay? 942 00:44:58,436 --> 00:44:59,601 - All right. - Can all three of us do it? 943 00:44:59,603 --> 00:45:00,768 - Yeah. - Yeah, 944 00:45:00,770 --> 00:45:02,403 all three of you can do it. Okay. 945 00:45:02,703 --> 00:45:05,069 - I think I took too much. - Honey. Oh. 946 00:45:06,737 --> 00:45:08,903 I didn't... I didn't know I was holding the dog. 947 00:45:10,003 --> 00:45:11,637 Well, this is pretty good. 948 00:45:12,936 --> 00:45:15,403 I'm not the reason you're not coming to Oyster Bay, am I? 949 00:45:16,770 --> 00:45:18,034 Oh, God, no. Not at all. 950 00:45:18,036 --> 00:45:19,668 I mean, 'cause we can all go. 951 00:45:19,670 --> 00:45:21,368 It doesn't have to be awkward. Right? 952 00:45:21,370 --> 00:45:24,368 No... you mean like it is now? 953 00:45:24,370 --> 00:45:27,102 Hey, sorry that I just kinda lost it earlier. 954 00:45:27,104 --> 00:45:28,067 I felt really attacked by all those guys. 955 00:45:28,069 --> 00:45:29,901 Yeah. 956 00:45:29,903 --> 00:45:30,801 I mean, why are we even talking about Oyster Bay now at all? 957 00:45:30,803 --> 00:45:32,768 - I know. - It's so far away. 958 00:45:32,770 --> 00:45:34,102 - They're crazy. - Those guys, 959 00:45:34,104 --> 00:45:35,468 you know they're psychos when it comes to planning. 960 00:45:35,470 --> 00:45:37,535 Yes. 961 00:45:37,537 --> 00:45:40,034 All I know is we made a couple wonderful boys. 962 00:45:40,036 --> 00:45:41,603 Right? 963 00:45:42,070 --> 00:45:43,470 Yeah. 964 00:45:45,503 --> 00:45:50,801 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Jude ♪ 965 00:45:50,803 --> 00:45:55,603 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 966 00:46:44,703 --> 00:46:47,570 - You got it all over you. - I know! I... 967 00:46:48,004 --> 00:46:49,969 You got it all over you, too. 968 00:46:50,637 --> 00:46:52,867 What does that have to do with, like, opening wine? 969 00:46:52,869 --> 00:46:54,336 - Hi. - Hi. 970 00:46:54,803 --> 00:46:55,934 Thank you so much for coming. 971 00:46:55,936 --> 00:46:56,401 Thank you so much for having me. 972 00:46:56,403 --> 00:46:58,002 You were awesome. 973 00:46:58,004 --> 00:46:59,035 - Yeah, I really appreciate it. - The kids loved it. 974 00:46:59,037 --> 00:47:00,068 - Hey, that was amazing. - Thank you. Thank you. 975 00:47:00,070 --> 00:47:01,102 Oh. My balance is off. 976 00:47:01,104 --> 00:47:02,468 - Nice to meet you. - You okay? 977 00:47:02,470 --> 00:47:02,934 - This is my buddy. - Nice to meet you. 978 00:47:02,936 --> 00:47:03,901 Balls. 979 00:47:03,903 --> 00:47:05,468 - Balls? - Yeah. 980 00:47:05,470 --> 00:47:06,934 Cool. Okay. 981 00:47:06,936 --> 00:47:07,901 Happens every time. 982 00:47:07,903 --> 00:47:09,004 Don't make my mom do that. 983 00:47:10,637 --> 00:47:12,834 - What happens every time? - Nothin'. 984 00:47:12,836 --> 00:47:13,970 Okay, what's the deal? 985 00:47:15,737 --> 00:47:17,401 You mean with why you still have that beard 986 00:47:17,403 --> 00:47:18,635 even though the play's been over for two months? 987 00:47:18,637 --> 00:47:20,401 I can't choose when the character leaves me. 988 00:47:20,403 --> 00:47:21,701 Characters, you mean. 989 00:47:21,703 --> 00:47:23,934 Actually, I feel like maybe it's providing, 990 00:47:23,936 --> 00:47:25,867 like, a new thing for casting directors, 991 00:47:25,869 --> 00:47:27,768 now that I'm working again. Thank you for coming by the way. 992 00:47:27,770 --> 00:47:29,468 Twice. I came twice. 993 00:47:29,470 --> 00:47:30,867 And you didn't even go on the second time. 994 00:47:30,869 --> 00:47:32,568 I know. 995 00:47:32,570 --> 00:47:36,068 It's because that asshole Paul said he was gonna be sick 996 00:47:36,070 --> 00:47:37,568 and then he showed up anyway. 997 00:47:37,570 --> 00:47:40,434 But I was psyched because he got St. Paul sick, 998 00:47:40,436 --> 00:47:41,668 and I went up for two weeks straight. 999 00:47:41,670 --> 00:47:43,401 - It was amazing. - Yeah, that's a bonus. 1000 00:47:43,403 --> 00:47:44,867 And people said that I was, like... 1001 00:47:44,869 --> 00:47:46,468 - Yeah. - Better. 1002 00:47:46,470 --> 00:47:47,601 - Than him? - Yeah. 1003 00:47:47,603 --> 00:47:48,768 Yeah. I bet. 1004 00:47:48,770 --> 00:47:50,468 - I got recognized on the street. - Did you? 1005 00:47:50,470 --> 00:47:52,501 Somebody literally thought I was a disciple. It was great. 1006 00:47:52,503 --> 00:47:54,737 But I think maybe they were, like, a Jesus freak. But... 1007 00:47:55,436 --> 00:47:56,867 They're not a fan of the play necessarily. 1008 00:47:56,869 --> 00:47:58,635 Well, they saw the play a lot. 1009 00:47:58,637 --> 00:48:01,935 I think they saw the play almost all the two weeks that I did it. 1010 00:48:01,937 --> 00:48:04,002 So, I didn't really tell them that I was the understudy. 1011 00:48:04,004 --> 00:48:05,768 - But anyway, this is about you. - Right. 1012 00:48:05,770 --> 00:48:08,803 Don't fucking... Don't fucking change the subject. 1013 00:48:10,903 --> 00:48:11,869 Let me rephrase it. 1014 00:48:13,070 --> 00:48:14,836 What's the deal, man? 1015 00:48:15,903 --> 00:48:17,803 Yeah, I don't know what to tell you, man. There is no deal. 1016 00:48:18,470 --> 00:48:19,603 Okay. 1017 00:48:20,104 --> 00:48:21,470 You don't want to tell me her name? 1018 00:48:23,670 --> 00:48:24,503 All right. 1019 00:48:26,869 --> 00:48:28,035 If I tell you something, you promise you won't tell anybody? 1020 00:48:28,037 --> 00:48:29,637 No. Keep going. What's her name? 1021 00:48:31,603 --> 00:48:32,869 I've been doing stand-up. 1022 00:48:33,537 --> 00:48:34,735 Oh. 1023 00:48:34,737 --> 00:48:36,035 I don't know who that is. 1024 00:48:36,037 --> 00:48:37,735 That's a crazy handle. What? Is she famous? 1025 00:48:37,737 --> 00:48:39,368 No, no, no. Dude, 1026 00:48:39,370 --> 00:48:41,701 I've been doing stand-up comedy on stage downtown. 1027 00:48:41,703 --> 00:48:42,603 Okay. 1028 00:48:43,737 --> 00:48:44,968 What? 1029 00:48:44,970 --> 00:48:46,004 Is it like a hobby? 1030 00:48:47,770 --> 00:48:50,002 Well, I'm not about to quit my job and go on tour. 1031 00:48:50,004 --> 00:48:50,869 Okay. 1032 00:48:53,603 --> 00:48:55,701 Yeah. It's just, I-I mean, I love it, man. 1033 00:48:55,703 --> 00:48:58,601 It's great. I... You know, it's actually pretty amazing. 1034 00:48:58,603 --> 00:49:01,535 And it's terrifying, but I love every aspect of it, 1035 00:49:01,537 --> 00:49:03,468 and it's something I look forward to. 1036 00:49:03,470 --> 00:49:04,570 - Fuck. - What? 1037 00:49:09,970 --> 00:49:10,803 I knew it. 1038 00:49:12,436 --> 00:49:13,070 Knew what? 1039 00:49:14,703 --> 00:49:16,870 Just like... 1040 00:49:19,904 --> 00:49:22,635 You've always been the funniest guy in the room forever, right? 1041 00:49:22,637 --> 00:49:24,035 Ever since college, 1042 00:49:24,037 --> 00:49:25,601 and now that you're actually fucking pursuing it... 1043 00:49:25,603 --> 00:49:26,835 I'm not pursing anything. 1044 00:49:26,837 --> 00:49:28,603 You're gonna kill it. It's inevitable. 1045 00:49:29,370 --> 00:49:34,070 And it kills me that I hate it so much because I-I have... 1046 00:49:34,703 --> 00:49:36,401 always gotten comfort 1047 00:49:36,403 --> 00:49:37,601 in knowing that you settled. 1048 00:49:37,603 --> 00:49:38,870 That you're a settler. 1049 00:49:40,570 --> 00:49:43,370 And I-I'm the guy who... 1050 00:49:44,870 --> 00:49:47,434 Even though, you know, is going for it. That's my thing. 1051 00:49:47,436 --> 00:49:49,002 Jesus, Balls. 1052 00:49:49,004 --> 00:49:51,068 I know. It's been a lot for me to carry around. 1053 00:49:51,070 --> 00:49:52,801 Just so nothing gets misconstrued, 1054 00:49:52,803 --> 00:49:54,068 I don't have a girlfriend. 1055 00:49:54,070 --> 00:49:55,835 - Oh, you do whatever you want. - I don't. 1056 00:49:55,837 --> 00:49:56,935 Look, it doesn't matter. 1057 00:49:56,937 --> 00:49:58,102 You don't have to justify yourself. 1058 00:49:58,104 --> 00:49:59,768 You're famous now, anyway. So, whatevs. 1059 00:49:59,770 --> 00:50:01,002 What are you talking about, man? 1060 00:50:01,004 --> 00:50:02,535 Look, you don't have to justify yourself. 1061 00:50:02,537 --> 00:50:03,603 Listen to me. To anybody. 1062 00:50:03,937 --> 00:50:05,601 Not to Tess, not to anybody. 1063 00:50:05,603 --> 00:50:08,336 Just like Tess doesn't have to justify herself to you. 1064 00:50:09,037 --> 00:50:10,004 Justify what? 1065 00:50:12,470 --> 00:50:13,503 Nothing. 1066 00:50:13,937 --> 00:50:16,501 - Is Tess seeing someone? - No. 1067 00:50:16,503 --> 00:50:17,701 I mean, is she open to it? 1068 00:50:17,703 --> 00:50:18,735 I wouldn't know. I don't think so. 1069 00:50:18,737 --> 00:50:20,804 But is she? Yeah. Maybe. 1070 00:50:21,770 --> 00:50:22,935 Did Christine say something? 1071 00:50:22,937 --> 00:50:24,068 Who? 1072 00:50:24,070 --> 00:50:25,004 Christine? 1073 00:50:25,970 --> 00:50:27,068 Ab-About what? 1074 00:50:27,070 --> 00:50:28,601 About Tess seeing somebody. 1075 00:50:28,603 --> 00:50:29,637 No. Did she? 1076 00:50:30,004 --> 00:50:31,004 I'm asking you. 1077 00:50:32,870 --> 00:50:34,401 - What are you... - Well, did you hear anything? 1078 00:50:34,403 --> 00:50:35,568 What did Christine say about it? 1079 00:50:35,570 --> 00:50:37,004 What did she say? 1080 00:50:37,436 --> 00:50:38,771 Dude, I'm asking you. 1081 00:50:43,370 --> 00:50:45,769 Hey, Olga? I just put a bunch of trash there. 1082 00:50:45,771 --> 00:50:47,568 - Is there anything else? - No. All good. Thank you. 1083 00:50:47,570 --> 00:50:49,336 Good. Okay. Thank you. 1084 00:50:52,670 --> 00:50:53,537 Hey. 1085 00:50:55,037 --> 00:50:56,570 - Yeah? - Are you leaving? 1086 00:50:58,837 --> 00:51:00,403 I was just finishing cleaning up. 1087 00:51:01,737 --> 00:51:03,070 Yeah, I-I gotta go. 1088 00:51:12,336 --> 00:51:13,403 How you doing? 1089 00:51:14,904 --> 00:51:16,070 All right. 1090 00:51:18,904 --> 00:51:21,368 Oh, man. I'm Alex. 1091 00:51:21,370 --> 00:51:22,637 How's everybody feeling tonight? 1092 00:51:23,703 --> 00:51:25,703 Good. I'm feeling pretty good. 1093 00:51:26,603 --> 00:51:29,968 I, uh... I'm recently separated from my wife. 1094 00:51:29,970 --> 00:51:32,470 No. Oh, thank you. 1095 00:51:33,904 --> 00:51:38,668 And, uh, I think that she's maybe seeing someone. 1096 00:51:38,670 --> 00:51:40,035 Yeah, I just found out the possibility 1097 00:51:40,037 --> 00:51:41,501 that she's seeing someone, 1098 00:51:41,503 --> 00:51:43,334 and I'm handling it just fine, I think. 1099 00:51:43,336 --> 00:51:45,635 Right? And, uh... 1100 00:51:45,637 --> 00:51:48,002 So I just made up a list of, uh... 1101 00:51:48,004 --> 00:51:51,303 possible worst case scenarios, which I think is really healthy. 1102 00:51:51,537 --> 00:51:53,035 Number one. 1103 00:51:53,037 --> 00:51:56,037 This guy is a radiologist. 1104 00:51:56,503 --> 00:52:00,271 Because that would mean he's knowledgeable, 1105 00:52:00,738 --> 00:52:04,537 he's noble, and he makes a ton of money. 1106 00:52:05,336 --> 00:52:08,935 Terrible. So, that's number one. Number two. He surfs. 1107 00:52:08,937 --> 00:52:10,668 Because surfing is so fucking cool, 1108 00:52:10,670 --> 00:52:13,769 and those guys seem like they're really cool, 1109 00:52:13,771 --> 00:52:16,068 and that they, like, can do anything, 1110 00:52:16,070 --> 00:52:18,769 and they drive old trucks. 1111 00:52:18,771 --> 00:52:21,436 You know, and they don't care, they never wear shoes. 1112 00:52:22,004 --> 00:52:24,970 And, uh, they never met a jar they couldn't open. 1113 00:52:25,470 --> 00:52:26,968 You know what I mean? 1114 00:52:26,970 --> 00:52:29,401 And they don't need to cut their hair, or do anything. 1115 00:52:29,403 --> 00:52:31,837 And they're always suntanned. Um... 1116 00:52:32,336 --> 00:52:34,401 And they look like they got really strong forearms, 1117 00:52:34,403 --> 00:52:35,501 you know? 1118 00:52:35,503 --> 00:52:38,068 Which is, thinking about, um, 1119 00:52:38,070 --> 00:52:40,334 someone you love, like a lady you love, 1120 00:52:40,336 --> 00:52:42,403 with a guy with really strong forearms. 1121 00:52:43,738 --> 00:52:47,804 Uh, my forearms are basically atrophied. Um... 1122 00:52:48,870 --> 00:52:51,470 No, that's not true. I actually do work out a fair bit. 1123 00:52:52,370 --> 00:52:55,636 I've got, um, what I would describe as, um, 1124 00:52:55,638 --> 00:52:57,837 and a lot of ladies would describe, as a dad bod. 1125 00:53:00,671 --> 00:53:03,935 By the way, it occurs to me that men have done a really good job 1126 00:53:03,937 --> 00:53:08,037 of convincing women that dad bods are a good thing. 1127 00:53:08,704 --> 00:53:11,002 You know? Like, we go, like, "Oh, he's got a dad bod." 1128 00:53:11,004 --> 00:53:15,434 We're like, "Okay." It's like we all got together and conspired. 1129 00:53:15,436 --> 00:53:16,835 You know what I mean? Anyway. 1130 00:53:16,837 --> 00:53:18,102 Um... 1131 00:53:18,104 --> 00:53:21,671 So, yeah, so... radiologist, surfer. 1132 00:53:23,004 --> 00:53:25,771 Nightmare if he was a surfing radiologist. 1133 00:53:26,937 --> 00:53:29,570 Because that would be... that would be... 1134 00:53:36,070 --> 00:53:39,434 It would, like... Like, what, he's gonna pull up to my house 1135 00:53:39,436 --> 00:53:43,002 with his dumb, beautiful Porsche. 1136 00:53:43,004 --> 00:53:46,704 Um, and take her out on... on a date? 1137 00:53:48,837 --> 00:53:49,771 I mean... 1138 00:53:51,537 --> 00:53:53,738 Jill, this is where I got stuck. 1139 00:53:54,638 --> 00:53:56,035 Keep... Keep going? 1140 00:53:56,037 --> 00:53:57,470 Yeah, I don't... Okay. 1141 00:53:58,004 --> 00:53:59,569 This is the... 1142 00:53:59,571 --> 00:54:01,501 What did I write on my thing after...? 1143 00:54:01,503 --> 00:54:02,669 You wrote... 1144 00:54:02,671 --> 00:54:04,868 What did I say after I take them, uh... 1145 00:54:04,870 --> 00:54:05,835 I take them on a date? 1146 00:54:05,837 --> 00:54:07,002 It's right there on the thing. 1147 00:54:07,004 --> 00:54:08,835 It says "I have small penis." 1148 00:54:08,837 --> 00:54:10,702 It does not say I have a small penis! 1149 00:54:10,704 --> 00:54:12,738 "I have a very small penis." 1150 00:54:14,503 --> 00:54:15,968 Oh, I follow them. 1151 00:54:15,970 --> 00:54:18,035 I follow them. I follow them. Thank you very much. 1152 00:54:18,037 --> 00:54:19,102 - You're welcome. - That's my friend Jill 1153 00:54:19,104 --> 00:54:20,968 who's very helpful, um... 1154 00:54:20,970 --> 00:54:22,736 By the way, if I had a small penis, 1155 00:54:22,738 --> 00:54:24,669 I wouldn't need to remind myself. 1156 00:54:24,671 --> 00:54:27,102 I feel like I would, um... 1157 00:54:27,104 --> 00:54:28,669 By the way, I don't. 1158 00:54:28,671 --> 00:54:29,771 Anyway. 1159 00:54:31,837 --> 00:54:33,470 I don't know. Uh... 1160 00:54:33,970 --> 00:54:35,004 And... 1161 00:54:35,604 --> 00:54:36,837 So, anyway... 1162 00:54:38,403 --> 00:54:40,468 I-I left you a little something. 1163 00:54:40,470 --> 00:54:43,501 Just to for you to remember to have confidence. 1164 00:54:43,503 --> 00:54:46,035 The folder is unacceptable. Bright yellow? 1165 00:54:46,037 --> 00:54:47,802 Why? This is where I keep everything organized. 1166 00:54:47,804 --> 00:54:51,536 It's just, "I'm a dad coming to..." We don't do that. 1167 00:54:51,538 --> 00:54:54,035 We have it in here, like adults. 1168 00:54:54,037 --> 00:54:56,602 I like the way that you even wrote it in uppercase 1169 00:54:56,604 --> 00:54:58,102 just to make sure that it looks like I wrote it. 1170 00:54:58,104 --> 00:54:59,602 - Like a dude wrote it. - Yeah, yeah. 1171 00:54:59,604 --> 00:55:02,434 I embossed it. I matched your handwriting. 1172 00:55:02,436 --> 00:55:04,870 It's untraceable. To me. 1173 00:55:06,604 --> 00:55:09,434 I think we should fuck. I think we should fuck. 1174 00:55:09,436 --> 00:55:10,835 - You and me? - Yeah. 1175 00:55:10,837 --> 00:55:12,702 Is that crazy? I think we should fuck. 1176 00:55:12,704 --> 00:55:13,804 Is that crazy? 1177 00:55:14,037 --> 00:55:15,571 We're gonna fuck. 1178 00:55:45,436 --> 00:55:46,571 Are you a nurse? 1179 00:55:47,403 --> 00:55:48,935 No, I'm a comedian. 1180 00:55:48,937 --> 00:55:50,434 Are you a fucking nurse? 1181 00:55:50,436 --> 00:55:51,638 Don't let my cat out. 1182 00:56:10,937 --> 00:56:12,469 Jill? 1183 00:56:12,471 --> 00:56:14,771 And don't answer my buzzer. 1184 00:56:22,870 --> 00:56:25,502 I understand it now, so I'm good. 1185 00:56:25,504 --> 00:56:26,802 Same. 1186 00:56:26,804 --> 00:56:27,669 No, you don't understand it now, dude. 1187 00:56:27,671 --> 00:56:29,334 Yes, I do, anyways. 1188 00:56:29,336 --> 00:56:31,401 You guys gonna crush this "Under Pressure" thing or what? 1189 00:56:31,403 --> 00:56:33,102 - Gonna crush it. - You're screwing me up. 1190 00:56:33,104 --> 00:56:34,636 - Dad? - Yeah? 1191 00:56:34,638 --> 00:56:36,870 - Are you sad? - No. Why, do I look sad? 1192 00:56:40,970 --> 00:56:44,068 Hey! No, hey, hey. What the fuck, guys? 1193 00:56:44,070 --> 00:56:45,504 Sorry. 1194 00:56:46,604 --> 00:56:49,402 Guys, where'd you find this? 1195 00:56:49,404 --> 00:56:50,402 - By your bed. - By your bed. 1196 00:56:50,404 --> 00:56:51,902 Like where the stand is. 1197 00:56:51,904 --> 00:56:54,435 Okay. You're not supposed to touch other people's stuff. 1198 00:56:54,437 --> 00:56:55,968 But it was like, right on your side table. 1199 00:56:55,970 --> 00:56:58,002 - I know, I know, I know. - It's right where I sleep. 1200 00:56:58,004 --> 00:56:59,402 I know, but when peop... 1201 00:56:59,404 --> 00:57:00,536 It was right next to where we sleep. 1202 00:57:00,538 --> 00:57:01,935 I know, but when people leave stuff... 1203 00:57:01,937 --> 00:57:03,802 When it's other people's personal property 1204 00:57:03,804 --> 00:57:05,402 that's obviously their property, 1205 00:57:05,404 --> 00:57:06,835 you don't touch it, okay? 1206 00:57:06,837 --> 00:57:08,569 Like, that's just like a rule in life. 1207 00:57:08,571 --> 00:57:09,935 Yeah, but it's weird. Like, really weird. 1208 00:57:09,937 --> 00:57:11,771 Okay, I know. But it's just... 1209 00:57:12,437 --> 00:57:14,704 It's just a joke book, okay? 1210 00:57:15,704 --> 00:57:16,937 Jokes? 1211 00:57:17,471 --> 00:57:20,037 No, more like... just maybe... 1212 00:57:21,571 --> 00:57:22,935 jokes that I've been thinking about. 1213 00:57:22,937 --> 00:57:24,802 You know, like, like made up... 1214 00:57:24,804 --> 00:57:26,402 - funny stories. - They aren't funny, Dad. 1215 00:57:26,404 --> 00:57:28,968 You write about so much stuff, like... radio-ologist. 1216 00:57:28,970 --> 00:57:30,371 And surfer. 1217 00:57:32,504 --> 00:57:36,070 - What's a radio-ologist? - And talk about us and Mom. 1218 00:57:36,970 --> 00:57:39,435 I know, I know, but you guys... you guys are real. 1219 00:57:39,437 --> 00:57:40,868 And me and your mom are real. 1220 00:57:40,870 --> 00:57:43,835 And the radiologist is made up. He's a kind of doctor. 1221 00:57:43,837 --> 00:57:45,868 And the surfer... The surfer's made up. 1222 00:57:45,870 --> 00:57:48,404 Those are just characters, okay? And... and it's like, I'm... 1223 00:57:50,804 --> 00:57:54,068 It's like I'm making up stories, you know, 1224 00:57:54,070 --> 00:57:56,569 because a lot of stuff is changing. 1225 00:57:56,571 --> 00:57:59,435 Right? And it's... and it's kind of a way to process it all. 1226 00:57:59,437 --> 00:58:01,035 - Do you know what I mean? - Mm-hmm. 1227 00:58:01,037 --> 00:58:04,337 Oh, no. Come on. Come on, come on. Hey, hey. 1228 00:58:05,437 --> 00:58:07,002 Hey, listen. Hey, hey. 1229 00:58:07,004 --> 00:58:08,702 No, listen, none of it's real. 1230 00:58:08,704 --> 00:58:10,669 That's all made-up stuff, okay? 1231 00:58:10,671 --> 00:58:12,669 Come on. Come on. It's just made up. 1232 00:58:12,671 --> 00:58:15,837 None of it's real life, really. Okay? 1233 00:58:16,371 --> 00:58:18,371 You know how sometimes you use your imagination... 1234 00:58:19,371 --> 00:58:22,604 to make up stories, you know? And games and stuff? 1235 00:58:23,437 --> 00:58:24,271 It's like that. 1236 00:58:25,804 --> 00:58:28,035 It's like the grown-up version of that. 1237 00:58:28,037 --> 00:58:29,571 And I'm... I'm just... 1238 00:58:32,804 --> 00:58:34,738 I don't know what I'm doing. 1239 00:58:36,671 --> 00:58:37,902 But you can ask me anything 1240 00:58:37,904 --> 00:58:39,402 and I'll tell you the truth, okay? 1241 00:58:39,404 --> 00:58:41,769 Okay, but it's weird, Dad. 1242 00:58:41,771 --> 00:58:43,870 I know. Life's weird. 1243 00:58:54,738 --> 00:58:56,868 - Hey, Kemp. - Hey. I got a set for you. 1244 00:58:56,870 --> 00:58:58,037 O-Okay. 1245 00:58:58,471 --> 00:59:00,002 It's so weird. 1246 00:59:00,004 --> 00:59:02,604 - Like an open mic thing? - No, no, no, guest spot. 1247 00:59:02,771 --> 00:59:04,068 - Really? - Yep. 1248 00:59:04,070 --> 00:59:05,704 Wow. Okay. 1249 00:59:06,804 --> 00:59:09,068 - When? Is... - Tonight, 8:00. 1250 00:59:09,070 --> 00:59:11,037 - Tonight, as in today, tonight? - Yeah. 1251 00:59:12,538 --> 00:59:14,002 No, I don't know. I don't know if I can... 1252 00:59:14,004 --> 00:59:16,371 I don't know if I can really step... step away. 1253 00:59:17,004 --> 00:59:18,868 No, no. Wait. Sorry. Sorry. 1254 00:59:18,870 --> 00:59:20,369 No, no, no. Wait. I'll do it. I'll do it. 1255 00:59:20,371 --> 00:59:20,937 Fuck it. I'll do it. I'll do it. 1256 00:59:22,837 --> 00:59:24,068 - Hey. Hey. - Hey. 1257 00:59:24,070 --> 00:59:25,736 What's going on? Is everything okay? 1258 00:59:25,738 --> 00:59:26,736 Yeah, everything's great. Everything's great. 1259 00:59:26,738 --> 00:59:28,102 Everything's good. 1260 00:59:28,104 --> 00:59:29,636 - Are the boys okay? - Yeah, the boys are great. 1261 00:59:29,638 --> 00:59:30,935 Hey, listen, do you mind 1262 00:59:30,937 --> 00:59:32,569 if I drop them off here for a couple hours? 1263 00:59:32,571 --> 00:59:34,636 - I know it's last minute, but... - What the fuck? 1264 00:59:34,638 --> 00:59:36,068 No, no, I... Listen, Tess, please... 1265 00:59:36,070 --> 00:59:38,636 Listen, don't ambush me like this in front of the boys 1266 00:59:38,638 --> 00:59:41,002 as though they can't come home whenever they want. 1267 00:59:41,004 --> 00:59:44,035 Like I'm trying to keep them from being inside? 1268 00:59:44,037 --> 00:59:46,070 Come on. That sucks. 1269 00:59:46,804 --> 00:59:48,538 - Look... - You suck. 1270 00:59:49,904 --> 00:59:51,337 You suck! 1271 00:59:51,870 --> 00:59:53,636 - What the fuck? - Hey, where are you going? 1272 00:59:53,638 --> 00:59:55,435 You know, I got it covered. 1273 00:59:55,437 --> 00:59:57,002 - No, where are you going? - No, no, forget it. Forget it. 1274 00:59:57,004 --> 00:59:58,068 - Hey, Lucy! No! - Yeah. Good. 1275 00:59:58,070 --> 00:59:59,536 Let's go, Charlie, let's go! 1276 00:59:59,538 --> 01:00:01,469 - No, Charlie, stay! - No, I got 'em all. 1277 01:00:01,471 --> 01:00:02,602 - What? - I got it covered. 1278 01:00:02,604 --> 01:00:03,802 You don't even have leashes. 1279 01:00:03,804 --> 01:00:05,968 No, it's okay. I got my own leashes. 1280 01:00:05,970 --> 01:00:08,004 I got lots of leashes. 1281 01:00:10,538 --> 01:00:11,802 Okay. 1282 01:00:11,804 --> 01:00:13,771 - Hi, Grandma! - Puppy dogs! 1283 01:00:14,804 --> 01:00:17,769 - Hi, darlin's. - I'm sorry. Sorry about this. 1284 01:00:17,771 --> 01:00:19,068 I know it's last minute. Come on. 1285 01:00:19,070 --> 01:00:21,669 Please. I'm so happy that you thought of us. 1286 01:00:21,671 --> 01:00:23,736 Are you kidding? Who else would we think of? 1287 01:00:23,738 --> 01:00:25,968 - Please do not feed the dogs. - Hi, Grandpa. 1288 01:00:25,970 --> 01:00:27,402 Okay. 1289 01:00:27,404 --> 01:00:29,736 - Hey, Dad. Hi. Hey. - Hey, son. Hi. 1290 01:00:29,738 --> 01:00:31,068 No, no, no. 1291 01:00:31,070 --> 01:00:32,736 - I can't stay for dinner. - What? 1292 01:00:32,738 --> 01:00:34,736 - I gotta go back to the city. - Well, yes, you can. 1293 01:00:34,738 --> 01:00:38,335 It's not good to run around on an empty stomach. 1294 01:00:38,337 --> 01:00:40,835 Read between the lines, Marilyn. He's got a hot date. 1295 01:00:40,837 --> 01:00:42,602 - Dad, don't... - Hot date? 1296 01:00:42,604 --> 01:00:44,636 - You can stay for a quick bite. - Dad has a hot date? 1297 01:00:44,638 --> 01:00:46,035 No, I can't stay for a quick bite. 1298 01:00:46,037 --> 01:00:47,835 - I gotta get back to the city. - Do you have any Jell-O? 1299 01:00:47,837 --> 01:00:50,068 I told you... No, no, no. I have to go... 1300 01:00:50,070 --> 01:00:51,968 If you must know, I gotta get changed 1301 01:00:51,970 --> 01:00:53,536 and I'm going to a comedy club. 1302 01:00:53,538 --> 01:00:55,469 What? Well, you can go later. 1303 01:00:55,471 --> 01:00:56,935 You know, you want to go later, 1304 01:00:56,937 --> 01:00:58,669 because they usually put the guys 1305 01:00:58,671 --> 01:01:00,035 who ain't so funny at the beginning, 1306 01:01:00,037 --> 01:01:01,968 and then... so the pros look better later on. 1307 01:01:01,970 --> 01:01:04,738 No, I can't... I can't be late because I'm... 1308 01:01:05,337 --> 01:01:07,304 - I'm one of the guys going up. - What? 1309 01:01:08,437 --> 01:01:09,902 I've been doing open mic nights. 1310 01:01:09,904 --> 01:01:11,935 - What's an open mic? - I just... And, they... 1311 01:01:11,937 --> 01:01:13,068 I just got a call that one of the comics 1312 01:01:13,070 --> 01:01:14,802 who's emceeing at the club tonight, 1313 01:01:14,804 --> 01:01:16,935 they agreed to give me ten minutes on stage. 1314 01:01:16,937 --> 01:01:18,402 I'm one of the acts. One of the comedy acts. 1315 01:01:18,404 --> 01:01:19,968 - You? - Yeah, me. 1316 01:01:19,970 --> 01:01:24,037 Well... so, I don't know... What do you do, you tell jokes? 1317 01:01:24,771 --> 01:01:26,835 I mean, sort of. Well, kind of... 1318 01:01:26,837 --> 01:01:28,636 more like funny stories about my life. 1319 01:01:28,638 --> 01:01:30,068 - Oh, honey. - What's funny about your life? 1320 01:01:30,070 --> 01:01:31,769 I had no idea your life was so bad. 1321 01:01:31,771 --> 01:01:33,569 No, no, no, it's not so bad. 1322 01:01:33,571 --> 01:01:35,769 - This is why she threw you out! - What's funny about your life? 1323 01:01:35,771 --> 01:01:38,002 - She threw you out? - Nobody threw me out, guys. 1324 01:01:38,004 --> 01:01:40,469 No, I love her. Mom, what are you doing? 1325 01:01:40,471 --> 01:01:42,035 Nobody threw me out. Nobody threw me out. 1326 01:01:42,037 --> 01:01:43,103 - I left by mutual consent. - She threw you out? 1327 01:01:43,105 --> 01:01:45,902 No. Everybody knows that. I left by mutual consent. 1328 01:01:45,904 --> 01:01:48,736 And, by the way, I'm not in a bad place. I'm happy. 1329 01:01:48,738 --> 01:01:51,437 And doing this, it makes me feel good. 1330 01:01:51,837 --> 01:01:55,335 - You know? It helps. - How? How does it help 1331 01:01:55,337 --> 01:01:58,002 to have a roomful of people laughing at you? 1332 01:01:58,004 --> 01:01:59,636 - They're not laughing at me. - Son. Son. 1333 01:01:59,638 --> 01:02:01,369 And it's not bad to have them laugh. 1334 01:02:01,371 --> 01:02:03,769 Son, you know what this is? This is a mid-life crisis. 1335 01:02:03,771 --> 01:02:05,335 - That's what it is. - Oh, Dad... 1336 01:02:05,337 --> 01:02:07,868 So, why you... Just go get yourself a motorcycle. 1337 01:02:07,870 --> 01:02:09,502 I don't know. A leather jacket. 1338 01:02:09,504 --> 01:02:10,669 No. Dad, listen. I love you very much. 1339 01:02:10,671 --> 01:02:12,335 - I love you all. Love you guys. - Come on. 1340 01:02:12,337 --> 01:02:13,902 I will see you in the morning. Thank you so much. 1341 01:02:13,904 --> 01:02:15,835 Remember to pick us up on your new motorcycle! 1342 01:02:15,837 --> 01:02:17,536 Nobody's getting a motorcycle. 1343 01:02:17,538 --> 01:02:20,638 No, it is definitely not a date. 1344 01:02:21,037 --> 01:02:24,835 Because he has a wife, and he's had children. 1345 01:02:24,837 --> 01:02:26,704 They've been together for ages. 1346 01:02:27,404 --> 01:02:29,571 Yes, yes. Always just friends. 1347 01:02:30,071 --> 01:02:31,569 He called because he heard that 1348 01:02:31,571 --> 01:02:33,304 I was putting out feelers about coaching. 1349 01:02:50,571 --> 01:02:51,571 Okay. 1350 01:02:58,071 --> 01:03:00,502 - Hey. I'm meeting... - Hi, welcome. 1351 01:03:00,504 --> 01:03:02,504 I see him right there. Thank you. 1352 01:03:07,371 --> 01:03:09,404 Excuse me. Hey. 1353 01:03:10,038 --> 01:03:11,402 How you doing? 1354 01:03:11,404 --> 01:03:12,702 "We're gonna need that hand, Roche!" 1355 01:03:12,704 --> 01:03:15,602 Stop. 1356 01:03:15,604 --> 01:03:18,335 I used to slam the floor so fucking hard 1357 01:03:18,337 --> 01:03:20,103 and pretend it didn't hurt. 1358 01:03:20,105 --> 01:03:22,335 Look, that's what made you a champion. 1359 01:03:22,337 --> 01:03:24,638 Your singular focus, your dedication. 1360 01:03:25,704 --> 01:03:28,502 That's why I heard you wanted to get into coaching, 1361 01:03:28,504 --> 01:03:29,736 I had to reach out. 1362 01:03:29,738 --> 01:03:31,435 It's very flattering. 1363 01:03:31,437 --> 01:03:33,003 I was really excited you reached out. 1364 01:03:33,005 --> 01:03:35,402 Half the US Women's volleyball team 1365 01:03:35,404 --> 01:03:37,702 has come out of our program. 1366 01:03:37,704 --> 01:03:39,802 And the truth is, I've been missing it 1367 01:03:39,804 --> 01:03:41,837 every single day since I retired. 1368 01:03:42,471 --> 01:03:44,003 I just... 1369 01:03:44,005 --> 01:03:46,904 Yeah, I knew coaching would be a great way back in. 1370 01:03:47,337 --> 01:03:49,069 I guess part of me didn't want to accept 1371 01:03:49,071 --> 01:03:50,837 that I wasn't a player anymore. 1372 01:03:51,337 --> 01:03:53,802 You know, so much of my identity was wrapped up in it and... 1373 01:03:53,804 --> 01:03:55,935 I get that. But I'm telling you, 1374 01:03:55,937 --> 01:03:58,602 coaching fills that void for you. 1375 01:03:58,604 --> 01:04:00,435 It forces you to shift gears. 1376 01:04:00,437 --> 01:04:02,902 You stop using the phrase, "Hey, back when I played..." 1377 01:04:02,904 --> 01:04:04,036 Right. 1378 01:04:04,038 --> 01:04:06,837 You learn to make everyone better 1379 01:04:07,404 --> 01:04:09,736 without comparing them to yourself. 1380 01:04:09,738 --> 01:04:11,736 Right. Amazing. 1381 01:04:11,738 --> 01:04:13,602 Is... Is it frustrating? 1382 01:04:13,604 --> 01:04:16,602 - Yes! Absolutely frustrating. - Oh. Okay. 1383 01:04:16,604 --> 01:04:17,802 That's just a given. 1384 01:04:17,804 --> 01:04:19,602 I think it'll always be that way. 1385 01:04:19,604 --> 01:04:22,769 But for me, I can't tell you how gratifying it is 1386 01:04:22,771 --> 01:04:26,971 to be part of a sport as it evolves, despite not playing. 1387 01:04:27,638 --> 01:04:29,502 - Wow. - That's what does it for me. 1388 01:04:29,504 --> 01:04:32,402 The best part, my three daughters, they love it. 1389 01:04:32,404 --> 01:04:34,669 They actually think their dad is cool. 1390 01:04:34,671 --> 01:04:37,602 Hey, how's Tracy? What a beast she was. 1391 01:04:37,604 --> 01:04:38,769 She's good. 1392 01:04:38,771 --> 01:04:41,103 She's, uh, in Salt Lake, doing her thing. 1393 01:04:41,105 --> 01:04:42,868 Oh, yeah. Is she skiing or...? 1394 01:04:42,870 --> 01:04:43,804 Polygamy. 1395 01:04:46,571 --> 01:04:48,335 Oh! 1396 01:04:48,337 --> 01:04:50,036 Yeah, look. It threw us for a loop. Don't get me wrong. 1397 01:04:50,038 --> 01:04:52,604 But... it's all worked out. 1398 01:04:52,804 --> 01:04:55,804 - I-I didn't know you'd split. - Seven years now. 1399 01:04:56,504 --> 01:04:58,402 I have to admit, being single 1400 01:04:58,404 --> 01:05:00,304 in your mid-to-late-forties is, uh... 1401 01:05:01,038 --> 01:05:03,005 What's the word here? Interesting? 1402 01:05:04,071 --> 01:05:05,835 - Okay? - Is that the word? 1403 01:05:05,837 --> 01:05:06,804 But... 1404 01:05:08,504 --> 01:05:10,702 I'd be lost without coaching. 1405 01:05:10,704 --> 01:05:12,005 It... It saved me. 1406 01:05:13,371 --> 01:05:15,036 So... All right. Enough about me. 1407 01:05:15,038 --> 01:05:16,669 Alex. How's he doing? 1408 01:05:16,671 --> 01:05:18,569 - Two boys, right? - Two boys. 1409 01:05:18,571 --> 01:05:20,504 - How are they? - They are great. 1410 01:05:20,870 --> 01:05:23,335 Well, adjusting, 'cause, uh, 1411 01:05:23,337 --> 01:05:24,969 Alex and I decided to take a little break. 1412 01:05:24,971 --> 01:05:26,471 Oh, no. 1413 01:05:27,105 --> 01:05:28,837 I'm sorry. I hadn't heard that. 1414 01:05:29,105 --> 01:05:30,837 Yeah. No, it's... 1415 01:05:31,870 --> 01:05:33,804 Wait, it's not a break. 1416 01:05:34,738 --> 01:05:36,671 We split. He moved out. 1417 01:05:38,071 --> 01:05:39,969 - Wow. - Uh, it's over. Yeah. 1418 01:05:39,971 --> 01:05:41,571 Wow. Okay. 1419 01:05:42,038 --> 01:05:43,304 Yeah, it's actually good. 1420 01:05:44,538 --> 01:05:46,602 I gotta admit, I'm shocked. 1421 01:05:46,604 --> 01:05:48,804 You two just seemed like a perfect fit to me. 1422 01:05:50,105 --> 01:05:53,471 Yeah. Me too, but, um... 1423 01:05:56,871 --> 01:05:58,071 I guess we just... 1424 01:06:00,604 --> 01:06:02,569 slowly grew away from each other. 1425 01:06:02,571 --> 01:06:03,704 If that makes any sense. 1426 01:06:04,404 --> 01:06:05,371 I get that. 1427 01:06:06,504 --> 01:06:07,704 Jeez, Tess, I'm... 1428 01:06:09,038 --> 01:06:10,571 I'm glad I reached out. 1429 01:06:16,071 --> 01:06:17,335 Yeah. 1430 01:06:17,337 --> 01:06:19,738 Are you tired? 'Cause I'm not. 1431 01:06:20,437 --> 01:06:22,003 I'm not tired. Absolutely not. 1432 01:06:22,005 --> 01:06:23,369 My buddy says there's a great place 1433 01:06:23,371 --> 01:06:24,769 right around the corner, actually. 1434 01:06:24,771 --> 01:06:28,103 Oh. Amazing. I'm gonna just... 1435 01:06:28,105 --> 01:06:29,471 - Yeah. Okay. - Use the restroom and... 1436 01:06:30,005 --> 01:06:30,938 Be right back. 1437 01:06:46,538 --> 01:06:47,371 Yeah. 1438 01:06:48,105 --> 01:06:49,805 Fuck it. 1439 01:06:51,971 --> 01:06:53,471 - All right. Following you. - Okay. 1440 01:06:54,971 --> 01:06:56,536 Sounds fun. 1441 01:06:56,538 --> 01:06:58,469 No, I'm not gonna do it, but... 1442 01:06:58,471 --> 01:06:59,738 Absolutely not. 1443 01:07:04,805 --> 01:07:06,369 - They letting you go up tonight? - Yeah. 1444 01:07:06,371 --> 01:07:07,671 We'll see. I'm a little bit late. 1445 01:07:08,838 --> 01:07:10,369 - Fuck. Cutting it close. - Sorry. 1446 01:07:10,371 --> 01:07:12,105 I got held up. I'm sorry. 1447 01:07:13,805 --> 01:07:15,003 I was starting to think you were bailing on me. 1448 01:07:15,005 --> 01:07:16,569 What? No, no, no. No. 1449 01:07:16,571 --> 01:07:17,770 - Whatever, I just... - You want a drink? 1450 01:07:17,772 --> 01:07:19,003 - No, no, no. I'm good. - Okay. 1451 01:07:19,005 --> 01:07:20,838 Oh, my God, I need a beer. 1452 01:07:22,971 --> 01:07:24,469 Big night. 1453 01:07:24,471 --> 01:07:25,969 - Big night tonight. - Oh, my God. 1454 01:07:25,971 --> 01:07:28,103 - You're gonna kill it. - I know, I know. 1455 01:07:28,105 --> 01:07:29,938 Then we'll see. I'll meet you up here. 1456 01:07:30,704 --> 01:07:32,105 I'll meet you back here when we're done. 1457 01:07:42,738 --> 01:07:44,736 Uh, Sam Jay has the light. You have two minutes. 1458 01:07:44,738 --> 01:07:45,805 Okay. 1459 01:07:47,371 --> 01:07:48,671 You're gonna be great. 1460 01:08:03,905 --> 01:08:06,571 We can't just fuck and make a kid. We can't do that. 1461 01:08:06,838 --> 01:08:08,369 So it's like, how we gonna do it? 1462 01:08:08,371 --> 01:08:10,337 Someone's gotta go buy nut and I'm not buying nut. 1463 01:08:11,704 --> 01:08:12,936 I'm not. I'm not goin' to the nut store, 1464 01:08:12,938 --> 01:08:14,103 ask nobody for no nut. 1465 01:08:14,105 --> 01:08:15,669 And she got upset when I told her that. 1466 01:08:15,671 --> 01:08:17,469 She's, like, "You're an asshole. 1467 01:08:17,471 --> 01:08:19,737 We don't just have to buy a nut. We can just adopt." 1468 01:08:19,739 --> 01:08:21,335 I'm like, "All right." Now we're going to the baby store 1469 01:08:21,337 --> 01:08:23,569 and buying a whole one, so... 1470 01:08:23,571 --> 01:08:25,638 Hey, my name's been Sam Jay. Thank you so much. 1471 01:08:29,038 --> 01:08:30,871 Yeah! 1472 01:08:32,371 --> 01:08:33,770 You guys, give it up for Sam Jay! 1473 01:08:33,772 --> 01:08:35,437 I hope there's somebody else. 1474 01:08:35,805 --> 01:08:37,871 - She was great. - She was great. 1475 01:08:39,038 --> 01:08:40,569 - This is so fun. - It's cool, right? 1476 01:08:40,571 --> 01:08:41,936 Love it. 1477 01:08:41,938 --> 01:08:42,469 Next comedian coming to the stage... 1478 01:08:42,471 --> 01:08:43,803 I'm glad we're here. 1479 01:08:43,805 --> 01:08:45,335 First time on this show. 1480 01:08:45,337 --> 01:08:47,469 Yeah, so I need you guys to give him a lot of energy. 1481 01:08:47,471 --> 01:08:49,003 Start clapping, make a lot of noise... 1482 01:08:49,005 --> 01:08:50,435 All right. Somebody else coming. 1483 01:08:50,437 --> 01:08:52,905 And give it up for Alex Novak! 1484 01:08:56,504 --> 01:08:57,739 How you doing? 1485 01:08:59,871 --> 01:09:02,670 Oh! How you guys doing tonight? 1486 01:09:02,672 --> 01:09:04,703 Yeah! Give it up for our host. 1487 01:09:04,705 --> 01:09:06,304 - Wait. - He's doing great, huh? 1488 01:09:06,638 --> 01:09:08,670 What the fuck is happening? 1489 01:09:08,672 --> 01:09:09,936 Give it up for me. I'm doing great! 1490 01:09:09,938 --> 01:09:11,869 I can promise you, I did not know... 1491 01:09:11,871 --> 01:09:13,069 I don't... 1492 01:09:13,071 --> 01:09:13,903 My personal life's in the shitter... 1493 01:09:13,905 --> 01:09:15,471 - Does he do...? - No! 1494 01:09:15,805 --> 01:09:18,069 Yeah, I mean, I'm paying rent on a shitty apartment 1495 01:09:18,071 --> 01:09:20,969 and mortgage on a house I don't live in anymore. 1496 01:09:20,971 --> 01:09:23,469 You know? It's fine. And one of my teeth hurts. 1497 01:09:23,471 --> 01:09:25,836 And I don't even know where my dentist is. 1498 01:09:25,838 --> 01:09:27,803 My ex used to handle all that. 1499 01:09:27,805 --> 01:09:30,404 But other than that, you know... Hey... 1500 01:09:31,337 --> 01:09:33,335 I had sex with a woman. 1501 01:09:33,337 --> 01:09:35,639 Yeah, so like I said, I'm doing great. 1502 01:09:37,504 --> 01:09:38,739 Yeah. 1503 01:09:40,471 --> 01:09:43,538 I never thought I'd get applause for having sex with a woman. 1504 01:09:44,005 --> 01:09:46,602 Like, "You finally did it!" 1505 01:09:46,604 --> 01:09:47,838 Yeah! 1506 01:09:49,005 --> 01:09:52,672 Uh, yeah. No, I had sex with a... with a woman, um... 1507 01:09:53,404 --> 01:09:55,836 after, you know, being married for a number of years. 1508 01:09:55,838 --> 01:09:57,772 And... and it was... 1509 01:09:58,772 --> 01:10:00,069 scary. 1510 01:10:00,071 --> 01:10:01,536 Yeah. 1511 01:10:01,538 --> 01:10:03,971 But at least I was not very good at it. 1512 01:10:06,005 --> 01:10:09,903 I think that after... I think after 20 years of marriage, 1513 01:10:09,905 --> 01:10:13,536 you know, you just get used to doing things a certain way. 1514 01:10:13,538 --> 01:10:15,536 You know what I mean? Like, sex with your wi... 1515 01:10:15,538 --> 01:10:17,469 It's... It's fine. It was great with my... 1516 01:10:17,471 --> 01:10:19,903 It's like, you know when you go to an Airbnb, 1517 01:10:19,905 --> 01:10:23,536 and you go into the kitchen, and it kind of looks the same, like, 1518 01:10:23,538 --> 01:10:25,569 but it's just a little bit different? 1519 01:10:25,571 --> 01:10:28,435 Like, certain spoons are in different drawers? 1520 01:10:28,437 --> 01:10:29,903 So you're kind of looking around, 1521 01:10:29,905 --> 01:10:31,637 you're opening stuff up, and you're like... 1522 01:10:31,639 --> 01:10:33,605 And I was doing that on a human body. 1523 01:10:35,005 --> 01:10:37,903 I don't know, I feel like sex now has really changed 1524 01:10:37,905 --> 01:10:42,036 since back when I was out there in the game 20... 1525 01:10:42,038 --> 01:10:44,069 I never cheated on my wife, so this is the first... 1526 01:10:44,071 --> 01:10:45,803 And it feels like now... 1527 01:10:45,805 --> 01:10:46,903 Are you sure you don't want to leave? 1528 01:10:46,905 --> 01:10:47,903 There are so many noises 1529 01:10:47,905 --> 01:10:49,502 - that she was making. - No. 1530 01:10:49,504 --> 01:10:50,502 - So animalistic. - I don't want to go anywhere. 1531 01:10:50,504 --> 01:10:52,536 And it just felt like two apes fucking. 1532 01:10:52,538 --> 01:10:54,670 Obviously, apes do not make love, right? 1533 01:10:54,672 --> 01:10:56,803 Nobody imagines that apes are like this, 1534 01:10:56,805 --> 01:10:58,603 staring in each other's eyes, saying, 1535 01:10:58,605 --> 01:11:01,737 "I love you. And let's come at the same time." 1536 01:11:01,739 --> 01:11:03,637 Apes don't do that shit. 1537 01:11:03,639 --> 01:11:06,803 Apes are doing it, fucking, you know, dog-style. 1538 01:11:06,805 --> 01:11:09,402 Or ape-style. Whatever the fuck it is. 1539 01:11:09,404 --> 01:11:11,936 I don't know. 1540 01:11:11,938 --> 01:11:13,803 I gotta tell you, the whole experience, 1541 01:11:13,805 --> 01:11:15,703 to be honest, made me miss my wife. 1542 01:11:15,705 --> 01:11:17,471 It really did. Yeah. 1543 01:11:17,871 --> 01:11:21,572 Which was, um, surprising because... 1544 01:11:22,471 --> 01:11:23,737 we had a lot of fights. 1545 01:11:23,739 --> 01:11:26,304 Listen... And, um... 1546 01:11:26,772 --> 01:11:29,772 And I actually kind of ended up missing some of our fights, too. 1547 01:11:30,572 --> 01:11:32,871 Yeah, they were... Our fights were... 1548 01:11:33,071 --> 01:11:34,337 Uh... 1549 01:11:34,805 --> 01:11:36,836 psychological? 1550 01:11:36,838 --> 01:11:38,539 Do you know what I mean? Do you know what I mean by that? 1551 01:11:39,838 --> 01:11:42,537 All the dudes know what I mean. 1552 01:11:42,539 --> 01:11:44,369 They're like, "Yeah. Every interaction 1553 01:11:44,371 --> 01:11:46,772 is a fucking psychological minefield." 1554 01:11:47,605 --> 01:11:49,469 You know when your wife or your partner 1555 01:11:49,471 --> 01:11:51,335 gets really, really quiet, 1556 01:11:51,337 --> 01:11:53,838 and now you gotta guess what's wrong? 1557 01:11:54,105 --> 01:11:58,069 So, you have to ask a blanket, like, question. 1558 01:11:58,071 --> 01:11:59,703 Keep it really gener... 1559 01:11:59,705 --> 01:12:02,903 I remember one time, my ex-wife and I were driving, 1560 01:12:02,905 --> 01:12:04,437 coming home from a friend's place. 1561 01:12:05,404 --> 01:12:07,805 And she is so quiet. 1562 01:12:08,805 --> 01:12:10,637 She's so quiet, like... 1563 01:12:10,639 --> 01:12:12,371 Do you remember Jacob's Ladder? 1564 01:12:13,472 --> 01:12:15,103 It was like that. Right? 1565 01:12:15,105 --> 01:12:17,703 I'm sort of dating myself a little bit, but it was... 1566 01:12:17,705 --> 01:12:20,770 It was like I was questioning my own existence on the planet, 1567 01:12:20,772 --> 01:12:21,903 it was so quiet. 1568 01:12:21,905 --> 01:12:24,369 Just the two of us, in the car, 1569 01:12:24,371 --> 01:12:27,938 and I'm so scared of what she's gonna say. 1570 01:12:28,639 --> 01:12:30,603 So I just go... 1571 01:12:30,605 --> 01:12:31,905 I muster up the courage. 1572 01:12:34,071 --> 01:12:35,639 "Honey, are you mad at me?" 1573 01:12:37,971 --> 01:12:39,603 And she looks at me and she goes, 1574 01:12:39,605 --> 01:12:43,869 "You know, sometimes I just wish that you'd talk to me 1575 01:12:43,871 --> 01:12:45,971 the same way that you talk to your friends." 1576 01:12:47,705 --> 01:12:49,005 And I go, "Okay." 1577 01:12:52,539 --> 01:12:54,539 "Dude, my wife is driving me crazy." 1578 01:12:57,639 --> 01:12:59,103 Awesome. You guys have been so great. 1579 01:12:59,105 --> 01:13:01,436 Thanks so much. I've been Alex Novak. 1580 01:13:01,438 --> 01:13:02,803 All right, guys, thanks so much. Good night. 1581 01:13:02,805 --> 01:13:04,038 Let's go. 1582 01:13:07,772 --> 01:13:10,603 You guys, give it up for Alex Novak! 1583 01:13:10,605 --> 01:13:13,003 Oh, my God! Alex, that was fantastic! 1584 01:13:13,005 --> 01:13:14,803 Yes! You were so good! 1585 01:13:14,805 --> 01:13:16,069 Hey, can I get some water, please? 1586 01:13:16,071 --> 01:13:17,703 Absolutely, man. Yeah. 1587 01:13:17,705 --> 01:13:19,537 - Yeah. - This is Laird. Sorry. 1588 01:13:19,539 --> 01:13:21,335 I'm Nina. Nice to meet you. Good to see you. 1589 01:13:21,337 --> 01:13:22,737 Good to... Yeah, we're gonna... 1590 01:13:22,739 --> 01:13:24,605 Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I get it. 1591 01:13:24,938 --> 01:13:26,537 - It's a lot. - All right. 1592 01:13:26,539 --> 01:13:27,703 You guys ready for this next comedian? Say, "Hell yeah." 1593 01:13:27,705 --> 01:13:29,637 Hell yeah! 1594 01:13:29,639 --> 01:13:31,003 Start clapping right now. 1595 01:13:31,005 --> 01:13:36,005 Give it up right now for the legend, Mr. Dave Attell! 1596 01:13:38,905 --> 01:13:40,869 Wow! What a night! 1597 01:13:40,871 --> 01:13:42,969 - Hey! How was it? - It was so good. 1598 01:13:42,971 --> 01:13:44,603 - Was it good? - I'm so proud of you. 1599 01:13:44,605 --> 01:13:46,369 - I just opened for Dave Attell! - You ballsy motherfucker. 1600 01:13:46,371 --> 01:13:48,403 Yeah, you just did that set in front of your wife. 1601 01:13:48,405 --> 01:13:49,936 - I respect that. - What are you mean? 1602 01:13:49,938 --> 01:13:51,436 Tess is here with Laird. The tall... 1603 01:13:51,438 --> 01:13:52,836 What do you mean, Tess? Tess is here now? 1604 01:13:52,838 --> 01:13:53,969 What are you talking about? Where? 1605 01:13:53,971 --> 01:13:54,537 Yeah, just saw them. They went outside. 1606 01:13:54,539 --> 01:13:55,836 Did you not invite them? 1607 01:13:55,838 --> 01:13:56,637 No, I didn't fucking invite them! 1608 01:13:56,639 --> 01:13:57,938 Jesus Christ. 1609 01:14:01,337 --> 01:14:03,836 - Holy shit. Okay. - 'Cause I said so. 1610 01:14:03,838 --> 01:14:06,537 - Take it easy there, bruh. - Whoa! 1611 01:14:06,539 --> 01:14:08,438 - What? - You found a sitter? 1612 01:14:08,639 --> 01:14:10,637 No, I got them working at the falafel place right here. 1613 01:14:10,639 --> 01:14:11,836 They're at your folks' place? 1614 01:14:11,838 --> 01:14:12,705 Yeah. 1615 01:14:13,971 --> 01:14:16,335 - What the fuck are you...? - What the fuck? 1616 01:14:16,337 --> 01:14:17,803 What the fuck, me? What the fuck are...? 1617 01:14:17,805 --> 01:14:19,470 You've been moving on, huh? 1618 01:14:19,472 --> 01:14:21,770 Me, moving on? You show up with fucking Laird? 1619 01:14:21,772 --> 01:14:23,069 Who I just said goodbye to. 1620 01:14:23,071 --> 01:14:24,036 Okay, but Laird, of all fucking people. 1621 01:14:24,038 --> 01:14:25,069 What the fuck do you care? 1622 01:14:25,071 --> 01:14:25,869 How long have you been fucking him? 1623 01:14:25,871 --> 01:14:26,836 For years. 1624 01:14:26,838 --> 01:14:27,938 - No. - No. 1625 01:14:28,338 --> 01:14:29,838 Oh, fuck. 1626 01:14:30,505 --> 01:14:32,069 How long you been doing... 1627 01:14:32,071 --> 01:14:33,670 - stand-up comedy? - No, I only did that one time. 1628 01:14:33,672 --> 01:14:35,505 - Jesus Christ. - Oh. 1629 01:14:35,838 --> 01:14:37,304 Mmm. 1630 01:14:40,338 --> 01:14:41,338 Sorry, I thought you... 1631 01:14:42,705 --> 01:14:44,405 Yeah, stand-up I've been doing for a while. 1632 01:14:46,871 --> 01:14:48,637 So I'm the only one who doesn't know you do this? 1633 01:14:48,639 --> 01:14:50,071 Actually, tonight was kind of a big night. 1634 01:14:51,739 --> 01:14:54,572 I mean, it's obviously bigger now that... 1635 01:14:56,372 --> 01:14:58,069 I usually only do open mic nights, 1636 01:14:58,071 --> 01:14:59,472 and they're, like, half the crowd, and... 1637 01:15:00,705 --> 01:15:01,869 I don't know why I never told you. 1638 01:15:01,871 --> 01:15:03,470 I haven't even really told myself 1639 01:15:03,472 --> 01:15:04,639 that it's becoming a thing, you know? 1640 01:15:07,472 --> 01:15:08,605 It's hot. 1641 01:15:10,005 --> 01:15:10,905 Really? 1642 01:15:13,438 --> 01:15:14,672 Give me a drag. 1643 01:15:27,871 --> 01:15:29,472 Mmm. 1644 01:15:32,772 --> 01:15:34,537 Hey, will you pass me my smokes? 1645 01:15:34,539 --> 01:15:35,438 I think they're on the table there. 1646 01:15:37,005 --> 01:15:38,936 If you hit the light. The button's right on the... 1647 01:15:38,938 --> 01:15:40,338 You got it. 1648 01:15:40,871 --> 01:15:42,370 I think the lighter's there too, right? 1649 01:15:42,372 --> 01:15:43,305 Yeah. 1650 01:15:43,472 --> 01:15:44,372 Thanks. 1651 01:15:51,838 --> 01:15:53,539 What's with all the smoking? 1652 01:15:54,871 --> 01:15:56,936 I feel like we're in our twenties again. 1653 01:15:56,938 --> 01:15:58,838 Mmm. 1654 01:16:00,405 --> 01:16:01,539 Mmm. 1655 01:16:05,572 --> 01:16:07,470 I'm just, you know... 1656 01:16:07,472 --> 01:16:09,703 allowing myself the grace to... 1657 01:16:09,705 --> 01:16:11,971 - Marilyn? - Yeah. 1658 01:16:14,539 --> 01:16:16,572 Let's talk about Marilyn. 1659 01:16:17,739 --> 01:16:19,305 Sorry. 1660 01:16:22,572 --> 01:16:26,539 What the absolute fuck? 1661 01:16:27,639 --> 01:16:29,503 Oh, my God. 1662 01:16:29,505 --> 01:16:31,805 Look, I think we're just gracing the shit out of each other. 1663 01:16:32,372 --> 01:16:34,071 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry... 1664 01:16:34,838 --> 01:16:36,403 Sorry. 1665 01:16:36,405 --> 01:16:38,772 I promise I won't bring my mom up again. 1666 01:16:40,505 --> 01:16:42,871 No, it's hot. No. 1667 01:16:46,539 --> 01:16:47,472 Oh. 1668 01:16:48,572 --> 01:16:49,739 Hey. 1669 01:16:53,605 --> 01:16:55,470 What about the boys? 1670 01:16:55,472 --> 01:16:57,038 Like, we can't tell anybody. 1671 01:16:58,838 --> 01:17:00,672 - No. No, of course. - Right? 1672 01:17:01,038 --> 01:17:02,672 We can't confuse them. 1673 01:17:03,605 --> 01:17:06,639 'Cause, I mean, yeah. This is confusing. 1674 01:17:07,672 --> 01:17:08,936 Yeah. No. 1675 01:17:08,938 --> 01:17:10,938 Of course. Yeah, it is. It is confusing. 1676 01:17:14,038 --> 01:17:15,438 I'm sleeping over. 1677 01:17:16,639 --> 01:17:18,372 - Okay. Yeah. - Yeah. 1678 01:17:18,838 --> 01:17:20,969 Uh, there's, like, boxers and T-shirts 1679 01:17:20,971 --> 01:17:22,436 in that top drawer there. 1680 01:17:22,438 --> 01:17:23,605 - Here? - Yeah. 1681 01:17:24,605 --> 01:17:26,372 I feel shaky. 1682 01:17:27,905 --> 01:17:28,905 Fuck. 1683 01:17:39,405 --> 01:17:41,505 I can't believe you fucked somebody! 1684 01:17:51,805 --> 01:17:53,971 Oh, my God. 1685 01:17:56,438 --> 01:17:59,737 Did you fuck her right here? In front of our armoire? 1686 01:17:59,739 --> 01:18:02,871 Come on. I never would have done it in front of our armoire. 1687 01:18:03,705 --> 01:18:05,903 Do... Do you know how sick and twisted that'd be 1688 01:18:05,905 --> 01:18:07,838 if I did it in front of the armoire? 1689 01:18:15,438 --> 01:18:17,036 That was fucking insane. 1690 01:18:17,038 --> 01:18:18,672 That was fucking insane. 1691 01:18:19,805 --> 01:18:20,805 Mmm. 1692 01:18:23,338 --> 01:18:24,705 You kept looking at me. 1693 01:18:26,971 --> 01:18:28,405 I always do. 1694 01:18:29,971 --> 01:18:32,038 Have you upped your parenting since we split? 1695 01:18:32,905 --> 01:18:34,639 Out of necessity. 1696 01:18:34,938 --> 01:18:37,038 Well, yeah, that. But, I mean, like... 1697 01:18:38,405 --> 01:18:39,705 Do you find that you'll, like... 1698 01:18:41,338 --> 01:18:42,672 Do you find that you'll, like... 1699 01:18:44,372 --> 01:18:45,672 I don't know. You'll... You'll... 1700 01:18:46,372 --> 01:18:48,936 get off your phone if the boys are around, 1701 01:18:48,938 --> 01:18:53,572 thinking that maybe they'll see you on it less than me? 1702 01:18:54,672 --> 01:18:56,503 Just, like, you know... 1703 01:18:56,505 --> 01:18:58,670 being more attentive to be better than me? 1704 01:18:58,672 --> 01:19:02,338 To, like... to beat me at parenting? 1705 01:19:02,772 --> 01:19:04,472 Yeah. But I always do that. 1706 01:19:05,772 --> 01:19:07,670 Yeah, but, I mean, isn't that ridiculous? 1707 01:19:07,672 --> 01:19:08,772 Yeah. 1708 01:19:09,005 --> 01:19:10,505 But I always want to win. 1709 01:19:11,705 --> 01:19:14,472 Yeah, of course. 1710 01:19:21,438 --> 01:19:22,338 Fuck. 1711 01:19:25,005 --> 01:19:26,505 Yeah. I knew you'd say that. 1712 01:19:27,739 --> 01:19:29,971 Unbelievable. The passive aggressive. 1713 01:19:31,005 --> 01:19:33,737 My mom said that she didn't want to, uh, 1714 01:19:33,739 --> 01:19:36,505 meddle in-in my marriage. 1715 01:19:37,938 --> 01:19:39,871 Which is exactly what meddlers say... 1716 01:19:41,039 --> 01:19:42,739 before they meddle in your marriage. 1717 01:19:44,005 --> 01:19:46,572 Uh... My kids, um... 1718 01:19:47,772 --> 01:19:49,670 My kids though, I know... 1719 01:19:49,672 --> 01:19:52,670 They'd probably be happy to know that we're together. You know? 1720 01:19:52,672 --> 01:19:54,403 I mean, I think this would make them... 1721 01:19:54,405 --> 01:19:56,503 But we cannot tell 'em. 1722 01:19:56,505 --> 01:20:00,739 Because what if the wheels come off this particular bus? 1723 01:20:02,572 --> 01:20:03,871 That's what I'm worried about. 1724 01:20:04,871 --> 01:20:09,772 But until then, I'm just enjoying this wild ride... 1725 01:20:10,971 --> 01:20:11,772 of... 1726 01:20:14,639 --> 01:20:17,971 having an affair with my ex-wife. 1727 01:20:19,905 --> 01:20:21,537 Hey, man, just came down on my break. 1728 01:20:21,539 --> 01:20:23,739 I wanted to watch your act. It's good. Getting better. 1729 01:20:23,971 --> 01:20:25,936 - Come on. One more time! - Thanks, man. 1730 01:20:25,938 --> 01:20:26,869 Excuse me. 1731 01:20:26,871 --> 01:20:28,903 Well, well, well. 1732 01:20:28,905 --> 01:20:31,739 I heard you crushed the other night with some new material. 1733 01:20:33,472 --> 01:20:34,570 You smoked my weed and you owe me money. 1734 01:20:34,572 --> 01:20:36,770 Just gonna go out on a limb and say I think... 1735 01:20:36,772 --> 01:20:38,403 Novak, let me get it straight. 1736 01:20:38,405 --> 01:20:41,603 So, your main is your side and your side is the main. 1737 01:20:41,605 --> 01:20:42,637 The new main. 1738 01:20:42,639 --> 01:20:43,670 - The new main. - Yeah. 1739 01:20:43,672 --> 01:20:44,869 That's like going to Popeyes 1740 01:20:44,871 --> 01:20:46,004 and gettin' chicken and chicken on the side. 1741 01:20:46,006 --> 01:20:48,438 "Let me get wings with a side of wings." 1742 01:20:48,672 --> 01:20:50,936 My grandma used to say gettin' back with a ex 1743 01:20:50,938 --> 01:20:52,972 is like taking a shit and trying to put it back in your asshole. 1744 01:20:54,438 --> 01:20:56,037 - Fuck you guys. - Just let go! 1745 01:20:56,039 --> 01:20:57,336 Fuck you too, Novak! 1746 01:20:57,338 --> 01:20:58,772 Hey, love you, young Novak. 1747 01:21:00,472 --> 01:21:02,537 Yeah. Here we go! Ready? Cover, cover! 1748 01:21:02,539 --> 01:21:04,537 Wait, you aced five. 1749 01:21:04,539 --> 01:21:06,603 I mean, she could not pass the float serve. 1750 01:21:06,605 --> 01:21:08,004 And our hitter was on fire, too. 1751 01:21:08,006 --> 01:21:09,739 Well, you had that great last swing. 1752 01:21:18,006 --> 01:21:19,405 You're nuts! 1753 01:21:22,572 --> 01:21:24,072 - What are you doing? - What? 1754 01:21:26,539 --> 01:21:29,370 You drove all this way from the city just to drive me home? 1755 01:21:29,372 --> 01:21:31,072 It's a 47-minute drive. It's not a big deal. 1756 01:21:34,705 --> 01:21:35,805 This is scary. 1757 01:21:36,705 --> 01:21:38,372 But fuck, it's fun. 1758 01:21:40,006 --> 01:21:40,939 Yeah. 1759 01:21:44,972 --> 01:21:46,104 - Is that Mom? - Is that Mom? 1760 01:21:46,106 --> 01:21:48,037 - Yeah. - Whoa! That's cool. 1761 01:21:48,039 --> 01:21:49,037 What do you think? 1762 01:21:49,039 --> 01:21:50,070 Pretty cool. 1763 01:21:50,072 --> 01:21:51,006 That's really cool, yeah. 1764 01:21:54,739 --> 01:21:55,937 Is that when she was in the Olympics? 1765 01:21:55,939 --> 01:21:58,539 Yeah. What do you think? It's pretty awesome right? 1766 01:21:58,906 --> 01:21:59,739 - Yeah. - Hi, Mom. 1767 01:22:19,739 --> 01:22:21,072 Oh, shit. 1768 01:22:22,572 --> 01:22:23,739 Shit. 1769 01:22:25,906 --> 01:22:28,037 Just like every year. There he is. 1770 01:22:28,039 --> 01:22:31,070 Oh! 1771 01:22:31,072 --> 01:22:33,370 I thought you guys didn't make it. 1772 01:22:33,372 --> 01:22:34,904 I was looking at all the... 1773 01:22:34,906 --> 01:22:36,937 - Hey, buddy. - Hey, hey, hey! 1774 01:22:36,939 --> 01:22:40,603 Somebody actually fell asleep on my shoulder while I was there. 1775 01:22:40,605 --> 01:22:42,070 - Hey. - Hey. Can I give you a hand? 1776 01:22:42,072 --> 01:22:43,570 No, man, I got these. They're light. 1777 01:22:43,572 --> 01:22:44,904 How are you? 1778 01:22:44,906 --> 01:22:46,338 - I'm good. How are you doing? - Great. 1779 01:22:48,006 --> 01:22:50,403 - You like my 'stache? - Yeah. What's with the look? 1780 01:22:50,405 --> 01:22:52,004 The look? I've got a... 1781 01:22:52,006 --> 01:22:54,937 I got a fourth callback of a ranch hand 1782 01:22:54,939 --> 01:22:56,603 in a western TV series. 1783 01:22:56,605 --> 01:22:57,870 - What? No! - Good. 1784 01:22:57,872 --> 01:22:59,104 - Yeah. - It's a strong 'stache. 1785 01:22:59,106 --> 01:23:01,104 - Yeah, yeah. I'm just grateful. - Nice. 1786 01:23:01,106 --> 01:23:02,503 - Here. - Thanks, man. 1787 01:23:02,505 --> 01:23:03,505 Shotgun! 1788 01:23:05,805 --> 01:23:07,336 Yeah, I know where it is. 1789 01:23:07,338 --> 01:23:09,503 - Yeah. Yeah. - Jesus. Wow. 1790 01:23:09,505 --> 01:23:10,904 I'm just excited. What do you want me to say? 1791 01:23:10,906 --> 01:23:11,770 - Yeah, all right. - Wow, thrilling. 1792 01:23:11,772 --> 01:23:13,705 What do you know? 1793 01:23:14,438 --> 01:23:15,372 Jesus. 1794 01:23:18,939 --> 01:23:19,772 Where's she at? 1795 01:23:21,106 --> 01:23:22,870 Hey! Welcome to Oyster Bay! 1796 01:23:22,872 --> 01:23:24,639 - Hey! - Whoo! 1797 01:23:26,039 --> 01:23:27,436 My God. 1798 01:23:27,438 --> 01:23:28,503 I can't believe it's been a year already. 1799 01:23:28,505 --> 01:23:29,737 - I know. - Did that Hopkins thing. 1800 01:23:29,739 --> 01:23:31,436 - You've been working hard. - Learn it 250 times. 1801 01:23:31,438 --> 01:23:32,937 You're in the attic, of course. 1802 01:23:32,939 --> 01:23:34,436 - Great. - I'm so happy to be back here. 1803 01:23:34,438 --> 01:23:36,403 Geoffrey, Stephen, you guys are in the primary. 1804 01:23:36,405 --> 01:23:37,937 Game night tonight still? 1805 01:23:37,939 --> 01:23:39,403 - Are we still doing that? - Yeah. 1806 01:23:39,405 --> 01:23:40,870 - For sure. - What are we playing? 1807 01:23:40,872 --> 01:23:42,503 Alex, you want something to drink? 1808 01:23:42,505 --> 01:23:43,972 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Same thing we play every year. 1809 01:23:44,605 --> 01:23:46,537 - Why don't we play... - Same thing we... 1810 01:23:46,539 --> 01:23:47,703 Why don't we do Bananagrams? 1811 01:23:47,705 --> 01:23:48,870 - I got all the... - What? 1812 01:23:48,872 --> 01:23:49,904 - What did you say? - Are you unhappy wi... 1813 01:23:49,906 --> 01:23:51,739 Whoa, whoa, whoa. We know what game we're playing. 1814 01:23:53,505 --> 01:23:54,737 I'm just saying, why don't we start with Bananagrams? 1815 01:23:54,739 --> 01:23:55,937 No! 1816 01:23:55,939 --> 01:23:57,336 Why would we change it? 1817 01:23:57,338 --> 01:23:58,436 What are you talking about? 1818 01:23:58,438 --> 01:23:59,837 It's the best game in the... It's why we come here. 1819 01:23:59,839 --> 01:24:00,804 Okay. 1820 01:24:00,806 --> 01:24:01,906 Hey, hey, hey... 1821 01:24:12,539 --> 01:24:14,072 Hey guys, wait, don't start without me. 1822 01:24:18,672 --> 01:24:20,336 Come on, y'all. 1823 01:24:20,338 --> 01:24:21,970 None of this fighting shit. Come on. 1824 01:24:21,972 --> 01:24:23,870 Fun weekend. Let's go. Come on, honey. 1825 01:24:23,872 --> 01:24:25,070 - Yeah. - Okay. 1826 01:24:25,072 --> 01:24:26,670 - Remember what I said. - I know. 1827 01:24:26,672 --> 01:24:28,370 - Jesus. - Did they start without us? 1828 01:24:28,372 --> 01:24:30,037 - No. I told them not to. - Okay. 1829 01:24:30,039 --> 01:24:31,670 - Yeah, so, it's our time to ask. - All right. 1830 01:24:31,672 --> 01:24:32,738 Obviously I meant... 1831 01:24:32,740 --> 01:24:33,904 Are you sure? Okay. 1832 01:24:33,906 --> 01:24:35,436 Look, I have four left. 1833 01:24:35,438 --> 01:24:36,738 Well, you think. 1834 01:24:36,740 --> 01:24:37,972 Wait, wait. I can't see. I can't see. 1835 01:24:38,572 --> 01:24:40,804 I... Ho... Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1836 01:24:40,806 --> 01:24:42,771 Mm-mmm. - Hold on. 1837 01:24:42,773 --> 01:24:44,037 God, I'd love to know what this process is. 1838 01:24:44,039 --> 01:24:46,771 Second floor... I know! Gosh! 1839 01:24:46,773 --> 01:24:48,870 I know. What? 1840 01:24:48,872 --> 01:24:51,403 - Does this person... - Guys, we gotta get serious now. 1841 01:24:51,405 --> 01:24:53,503 Does your person hold on to library books 1842 01:24:53,505 --> 01:24:54,537 past their due date? 1843 01:24:54,539 --> 01:24:55,904 Yes! 1844 01:24:55,906 --> 01:24:57,603 - That's a good one! - Yes, yes. 1845 01:24:57,605 --> 01:24:58,670 - No, no, no. No. - No. That's a librarian. 1846 01:24:58,672 --> 01:24:59,804 - Yeah. - Keep her up. 1847 01:24:59,806 --> 01:25:00,738 - No. - You know, every year, 1848 01:25:00,740 --> 01:25:02,336 - this does not end well. - No. 1849 01:25:02,338 --> 01:25:03,870 - No. Does not keep it past the... - These two. 1850 01:25:03,872 --> 01:25:05,037 This person does not. 1851 01:25:05,039 --> 01:25:06,537 No. It's this person does. 1852 01:25:06,539 --> 01:25:07,670 It's this person, it's this person. 1853 01:25:07,672 --> 01:25:08,603 Okay, we're ready to make a guess. 1854 01:25:08,605 --> 01:25:09,704 Okay. Is your person... 1855 01:25:09,706 --> 01:25:10,605 - Joan? - Joan. 1856 01:25:10,806 --> 01:25:13,503 Joan! Oh my God! 1857 01:25:13,505 --> 01:25:15,570 Yes! Yeah! 1858 01:25:15,572 --> 01:25:17,537 How good was that! 1859 01:25:17,539 --> 01:25:18,706 How good was that! 1860 01:25:21,639 --> 01:25:22,472 Hey. 1861 01:25:24,706 --> 01:25:25,939 - Hey, man. - What are you doing? 1862 01:25:27,773 --> 01:25:29,305 Just having a smoke. 1863 01:25:31,806 --> 01:25:33,572 - Sit with you? - Yeah. 1864 01:25:36,639 --> 01:25:37,740 Starting to rain. 1865 01:25:44,539 --> 01:25:45,804 Not gonna ask me what I was doing 1866 01:25:45,806 --> 01:25:47,470 coming out of the fucking darkness? 1867 01:25:47,472 --> 01:25:50,039 Sorry, man. What were you doing? 1868 01:25:54,372 --> 01:25:55,872 I just want to say... 1869 01:25:57,338 --> 01:25:58,639 I gotta hand it to you. 1870 01:26:00,106 --> 01:26:02,539 - You do? - Yeah. You look happy. 1871 01:26:04,839 --> 01:26:08,072 Happier than you've been in a... long time. 1872 01:26:10,872 --> 01:26:11,972 Okay. 1873 01:26:12,839 --> 01:26:14,640 If anything, you're an inspiration. 1874 01:26:15,572 --> 01:26:17,537 I mean, you're proof positive that it's never too late 1875 01:26:17,539 --> 01:26:19,773 for a man of a certain age to turn his life around, you know? 1876 01:26:20,640 --> 01:26:21,706 Make a fresh start. 1877 01:26:22,405 --> 01:26:24,839 Find out who you really are. 1878 01:26:26,872 --> 01:26:27,904 Thank you, man. 1879 01:26:27,906 --> 01:26:29,570 Right. 1880 01:26:29,572 --> 01:26:31,904 Which is why I'm gonna ask Christine for a divorce. 1881 01:26:31,906 --> 01:26:33,004 What? 1882 01:26:33,006 --> 01:26:34,039 Yeah. 1883 01:26:34,572 --> 01:26:35,906 No. I hear ya. 1884 01:26:36,706 --> 01:26:38,505 I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna take control. 1885 01:26:39,338 --> 01:26:41,006 No, what are you talking about, man? 1886 01:26:41,372 --> 01:26:42,704 I just told you. You inspired me. 1887 01:26:42,706 --> 01:26:44,104 No, no, no. I didn't inspire you... 1888 01:26:44,106 --> 01:26:45,472 Yeah. You did. 1889 01:26:48,740 --> 01:26:50,470 I've been unhappy for such a long time. 1890 01:26:50,472 --> 01:26:52,104 I was just too chicken-shit to ever do anything about it. 1891 01:26:52,106 --> 01:26:53,604 No. Don't do this, man. 1892 01:26:53,606 --> 01:26:54,472 - Don't do it. - Why not? 1893 01:26:55,438 --> 01:26:56,671 Our son's going to college. 1894 01:26:56,673 --> 01:26:59,606 If I get this job, it shoots in Texas. 1895 01:27:00,539 --> 01:27:02,503 I've never auditioned for anything outside the city 1896 01:27:02,505 --> 01:27:04,070 'cause I never wanted to be away from Jay. 1897 01:27:04,072 --> 01:27:05,372 That's over. 1898 01:27:06,872 --> 01:27:08,505 I want to be happy. 1899 01:27:08,839 --> 01:27:10,671 Okay, that's fine. But that doesn't mean that you... 1900 01:27:10,673 --> 01:27:13,039 - Don't you want me to be happy? - No, of course I do, man. 1901 01:27:13,472 --> 01:27:14,806 Look... 1902 01:27:16,806 --> 01:27:18,505 Give me one good reason why I shouldn't. 1903 01:27:25,740 --> 01:27:28,405 'Stache feels right. Feels good. 1904 01:27:34,839 --> 01:27:37,939 - Sorry. Kinda small, right? - Hmm. 1905 01:27:42,006 --> 01:27:43,472 You need more blankets? 1906 01:27:43,872 --> 01:27:45,336 - No. I think I'm... - Are you sure? 1907 01:27:45,338 --> 01:27:46,704 This one's kinda old. 1908 01:27:46,706 --> 01:27:48,704 No, they seem, they seem okay. That's... 1909 01:27:48,706 --> 01:27:49,970 - Okay. Any more pillows? - I'm good. 1910 01:27:49,972 --> 01:27:51,338 Anything? 1911 01:27:51,606 --> 01:27:53,070 No, this is great. Thank you. 1912 01:27:53,072 --> 01:27:55,573 Sorry. I know it's not the biggest couch in the world. 1913 01:27:56,372 --> 01:27:57,839 It's gonna be fine. Thank you. 1914 01:27:58,906 --> 01:28:00,072 You want to know my secret? 1915 01:28:02,939 --> 01:28:03,872 Do I? 1916 01:28:04,338 --> 01:28:05,006 Yeah. 1917 01:28:06,606 --> 01:28:08,673 The real reason I despise you. 1918 01:28:10,972 --> 01:28:11,806 Yeah, I guess. 1919 01:28:14,540 --> 01:28:16,305 It's because you remind me of myself. 1920 01:28:18,372 --> 01:28:19,939 Surprise. 1921 01:28:21,438 --> 01:28:24,037 And watching you wither away all these years 1922 01:28:24,039 --> 01:28:27,470 just keeps reminding me of how hot you used to be. 1923 01:28:27,472 --> 01:28:29,037 How funny you were. 1924 01:28:29,039 --> 01:28:30,438 Just, magnetic. 1925 01:28:33,338 --> 01:28:34,970 I was even attracted to you back in the day. 1926 01:28:34,972 --> 01:28:36,939 And I'm not hitting on you, I'm just making a point. 1927 01:28:38,706 --> 01:28:40,704 Watching you disappear in front of my eyes 1928 01:28:40,706 --> 01:28:44,806 has just been this fucking reminder to me. 1929 01:28:46,806 --> 01:28:48,405 That marriage doesn't fucking work. 1930 01:28:50,438 --> 01:28:51,872 I mean, it didn't work for my parents. 1931 01:28:53,039 --> 01:28:55,604 I literally watched it kill them. 1932 01:28:55,606 --> 01:28:56,937 And then it killed you. 1933 01:28:56,939 --> 01:28:59,305 And now it's doing the same thing to me. 1934 01:29:01,606 --> 01:29:05,336 And I wake up every day, 1935 01:29:05,338 --> 01:29:08,540 and the first thing I feel is anger. 1936 01:29:10,338 --> 01:29:12,606 I'm just fucking angry all the time. 1937 01:29:14,039 --> 01:29:16,037 So, yes, when I see you, I see me. 1938 01:29:16,039 --> 01:29:17,972 And I just fucking lash out, you know? 1939 01:29:20,806 --> 01:29:22,540 I'll deny we ever had this conversation. 1940 01:29:23,939 --> 01:29:24,806 Okay. 1941 01:29:26,806 --> 01:29:28,370 But I'm glad we talked. 1942 01:29:28,372 --> 01:29:29,773 It's like we needed it, maybe? 1943 01:29:31,706 --> 01:29:33,039 Yeah. Get some sleep. 1944 01:30:19,506 --> 01:30:24,004 ♪ Amazing grace ♪ 1945 01:30:24,006 --> 01:30:25,473 Morning. 1946 01:30:26,573 --> 01:30:30,706 ♪ How sweet the sound ♪ 1947 01:30:32,939 --> 01:30:38,473 ♪ That saved a wretch ♪ 1948 01:30:38,806 --> 01:30:43,338 ♪ Like me ♪ 1949 01:30:43,872 --> 01:30:49,573 ♪ I once was lost ♪ 1950 01:30:50,039 --> 01:30:55,738 ♪ But now am found ♪ 1951 01:30:55,740 --> 01:30:58,471 ♪ Was blind ♪ 1952 01:30:58,473 --> 01:31:04,336 ♪ But now I see ♪ 1953 01:31:04,338 --> 01:31:07,070 Ooh. 1954 01:31:07,072 --> 01:31:12,738 ♪ Amazing grace ♪ 1955 01:31:12,740 --> 01:31:18,072 ♪ How sweet the sound ♪ 1956 01:31:18,673 --> 01:31:24,104 ♪ That saved a wretch ♪ 1957 01:31:24,106 --> 01:31:28,506 ♪ Like me ♪ 1958 01:31:30,406 --> 01:31:31,437 How'd you sleep? 1959 01:31:31,439 --> 01:31:32,872 - Amazing. - Yeah? 1960 01:31:34,540 --> 01:31:36,471 - Really good. - Did you? 1961 01:31:36,473 --> 01:31:38,339 - The couch is good. - Is it? 1962 01:31:40,439 --> 01:31:41,837 I got it. 1963 01:31:41,839 --> 01:31:47,106 ♪ Was blind, but now... ♪ 1964 01:31:48,606 --> 01:31:49,740 - Yeah. - You know? 1965 01:31:50,706 --> 01:31:54,540 I know it's been a difficult time for... some. 1966 01:31:55,039 --> 01:31:56,506 A lot of change. 1967 01:31:57,439 --> 01:31:58,939 But that's okay. 1968 01:31:59,573 --> 01:32:02,740 Um... You know, I read a line in a book once. 1969 01:32:03,506 --> 01:32:05,037 I don't remember exactly how it goes, 1970 01:32:05,039 --> 01:32:06,538 but it was something like, 1971 01:32:06,540 --> 01:32:09,906 "People change. But love always stays the same." 1972 01:32:11,473 --> 01:32:12,606 Anybody? 1973 01:32:13,806 --> 01:32:17,104 Mmm. Yeah, I don't see how that relates exactly, but okay. 1974 01:32:17,106 --> 01:32:19,437 - No. I loved it. I loved it. - It's really nice. 1975 01:32:19,439 --> 01:32:20,437 - I think it's nice. - Actually, 1976 01:32:20,439 --> 01:32:21,872 since you brought it up. 1977 01:32:22,473 --> 01:32:24,970 I have my own toast that I would like to make 1978 01:32:24,972 --> 01:32:26,437 to a very special friend of mine. 1979 01:32:26,439 --> 01:32:27,437 Oh, thank you. 1980 01:32:27,439 --> 01:32:28,738 - Her name is Tess. - Oh. 1981 01:32:28,740 --> 01:32:30,404 Um, as you all know, 1982 01:32:30,406 --> 01:32:32,404 she recently returned to her life's passion. 1983 01:32:32,406 --> 01:32:33,671 Mmm. Okay. 1984 01:32:33,673 --> 01:32:35,037 And even though she's only been at it 1985 01:32:35,039 --> 01:32:36,738 for a short period of time... 1986 01:32:36,740 --> 01:32:37,904 What, like a few months? 1987 01:32:37,906 --> 01:32:38,939 Yeah, but... 1988 01:32:39,473 --> 01:32:41,571 No, this is amazing. 1989 01:32:41,573 --> 01:32:45,037 She has already been asked to be the assistant coach 1990 01:32:45,039 --> 01:32:47,671 for the US Women's Team, 1991 01:32:47,673 --> 01:32:49,671 - LA '28! - What? 1992 01:32:49,673 --> 01:32:51,704 - What? Oh my God! - No decisions, guys. 1993 01:32:51,706 --> 01:32:52,771 No. It's just... 1994 01:32:52,773 --> 01:32:54,037 - You! Get up here! - No. 1995 01:32:54,039 --> 01:32:55,837 - Yes, please. - Come here. Oh, my God. 1996 01:32:55,839 --> 01:32:56,872 That is so... 1997 01:32:59,573 --> 01:33:02,970 Okay. So, it was not supposed to go down like that. 1998 01:33:02,972 --> 01:33:03,738 Don't worry about it. It's totally fine. 1999 01:33:03,740 --> 01:33:05,037 I'm really sorry she announced it. 2000 01:33:05,039 --> 01:33:06,538 She happened to be at the house. 2001 01:33:06,540 --> 01:33:07,638 It's okay. It's great. 2002 01:33:07,640 --> 01:33:08,804 It's great news! 2003 01:33:08,806 --> 01:33:09,771 It's just such a big deal to tell you. 2004 01:33:09,773 --> 01:33:11,337 - I know. - But it is a big deal. 2005 01:33:11,339 --> 01:33:12,538 - It's big... a huge deal. - Right? That they asked me. 2006 01:33:12,540 --> 01:33:13,837 That's so... You deserve it, too. 2007 01:33:13,839 --> 01:33:15,671 But I have no idea if I want to do it. 2008 01:33:15,673 --> 01:33:17,404 - You should. - It would be a lot. 2009 01:33:17,406 --> 01:33:20,371 It would be a lot. You know. 2010 01:33:20,373 --> 01:33:21,870 And the boys. And... 2011 01:33:21,872 --> 01:33:23,671 - Actually, you know what? - I don't know how I feel. 2012 01:33:23,673 --> 01:33:25,070 I don't even know what it would be like, 2013 01:33:25,072 --> 01:33:26,773 - or what the commitment is. - Look at, look at this. 2014 01:33:27,972 --> 01:33:29,604 - What? - Something funny I just... 2015 01:33:29,606 --> 01:33:30,740 Look at that. 2016 01:33:31,406 --> 01:33:33,104 - That's you. - Wait. Where is this? 2017 01:33:33,106 --> 01:33:35,337 That's... I found that photo of you 2018 01:33:35,339 --> 01:33:37,904 and I blew it up and I put it on the wall of my apartment. 2019 01:33:37,906 --> 01:33:39,070 'Cause I wanted the boys to see 2020 01:33:39,072 --> 01:33:40,339 what a fucking legend their mom is. 2021 01:33:42,606 --> 01:33:46,306 Why didn't you pick a photo of me with the kids for your wall? 2022 01:33:46,773 --> 01:33:50,704 No, because I got a photo of you at the height of your power. 2023 01:33:50,706 --> 01:33:52,738 Look at you. Look how high you are. 2024 01:33:52,740 --> 01:33:54,538 That is sick! I mean, are you kidding? 2025 01:33:54,540 --> 01:33:57,704 Just be like... Smash! You know? 2026 01:33:57,706 --> 01:34:00,538 Like, that's unbelievable. It's their favorite thing. 2027 01:34:00,540 --> 01:34:03,006 I love it, too. I think... That photo is awesome. 2028 01:34:04,673 --> 01:34:05,806 It's not me now. 2029 01:34:09,706 --> 01:34:10,640 Yeah, it is. 2030 01:34:13,373 --> 01:34:14,439 No, it isn't. 2031 01:34:15,606 --> 01:34:16,473 Here. 2032 01:34:20,540 --> 01:34:22,504 Do you have to sleep till like two fucking thirty every day? 2033 01:34:22,506 --> 01:34:23,738 Why? Did people wake up already? 2034 01:34:23,740 --> 01:34:24,806 Oh, my God. 2035 01:34:25,506 --> 01:34:27,373 What are we looking at? Oh! 2036 01:34:28,473 --> 01:34:29,471 I'm not sure what's happening right now. 2037 01:34:29,473 --> 01:34:30,439 I'm upset. 2038 01:34:31,439 --> 01:34:32,506 That's what's happening. 2039 01:34:32,872 --> 01:34:33,773 Okay. 2040 01:34:35,640 --> 01:34:37,740 You can upset me, and I can upset you. 2041 01:34:38,606 --> 01:34:39,673 Right? 2042 01:34:40,406 --> 01:34:42,039 It's what happens in a relationship. 2043 01:34:42,906 --> 01:34:45,839 I never said that we couldn't get upset. 2044 01:34:48,573 --> 01:34:50,473 I know you were trying to do a nice thing. 2045 01:34:54,806 --> 01:34:57,839 It hurt my feelings. Let's go in. 2046 01:35:00,039 --> 01:35:02,771 Are you... Do you still want me to come to the attic tonight? 2047 01:35:02,773 --> 01:35:04,906 What? 2048 01:35:06,773 --> 01:35:07,671 What about this? 2049 01:35:07,673 --> 01:35:08,806 That's fine. 2050 01:35:09,606 --> 01:35:10,839 - Space? - Okay. Jesus. 2051 01:35:14,072 --> 01:35:15,439 I'm starving. 2052 01:35:16,439 --> 01:35:18,404 Well, why don't you use a spoon like a person? 2053 01:35:18,406 --> 01:35:20,640 Oh. Well, I don't want to dirty any more dishes. 2054 01:35:21,006 --> 01:35:22,937 Well, we can wash them in the morning. 2055 01:35:22,939 --> 01:35:24,306 Oh, okay. 2056 01:35:25,872 --> 01:35:27,506 It's so good with my fingers. 2057 01:35:30,740 --> 01:35:32,471 Shouldn't have done that one thing, you know? 2058 01:35:32,473 --> 01:35:33,972 Jesus Christ. 2059 01:35:55,972 --> 01:35:58,671 House is busy tonight. 2060 01:35:58,673 --> 01:36:00,373 Anybody see you come up? 2061 01:36:00,673 --> 01:36:02,638 No, everybody was kind of in their own world. 2062 01:36:02,640 --> 01:36:05,870 I was watching this video of a therapist talking to couples, 2063 01:36:05,872 --> 01:36:09,571 and had them, as a healthy exercise, 2064 01:36:09,573 --> 01:36:11,506 ask each other what they don't like about each other. 2065 01:36:13,806 --> 01:36:15,872 That you slept with somebody, for starters. 2066 01:36:16,540 --> 01:36:18,337 Well, I only did because I thought you were 2067 01:36:18,339 --> 01:36:18,972 and I was jealous. 2068 01:36:20,606 --> 01:36:22,771 How you never respond to photos I send you. 2069 01:36:22,773 --> 01:36:24,504 Photos you always ask for. 2070 01:36:24,506 --> 01:36:26,671 I always send a thumbs-up or a heart emoji or something. 2071 01:36:26,673 --> 01:36:28,437 I'm sitting there, rushing around, 2072 01:36:28,439 --> 01:36:31,839 trying to get some perfect angle of a photo for them. 2073 01:36:32,439 --> 01:36:34,404 Just so that... You know, 2074 01:36:34,406 --> 01:36:35,904 I just felt like a psycho. 2075 01:36:35,906 --> 01:36:38,471 Feel like an idiot, knowing you could care less. 2076 01:36:38,473 --> 01:36:39,872 I love getting those photos. That's not true. 2077 01:36:41,540 --> 01:36:43,406 How quiet you got at home. 2078 01:36:45,439 --> 01:36:46,837 As if you were a different person 2079 01:36:46,839 --> 01:36:48,105 than you are with everybody else. 2080 01:36:48,107 --> 01:36:49,804 That drove me crazy. 2081 01:36:49,806 --> 01:36:52,571 Well... no, first... 2082 01:36:52,573 --> 01:36:54,471 Jeez, you're good at this game. 2083 01:36:54,473 --> 01:36:56,040 First that confused me. 2084 01:36:56,673 --> 01:36:58,872 Then made me sad, then drove me crazy. 2085 01:37:01,740 --> 01:37:04,306 As if we clearly weren't interesting enough for you. 2086 01:37:05,040 --> 01:37:06,773 I wasn't. 2087 01:37:08,839 --> 01:37:10,439 It was like you weren't even there. 2088 01:37:12,040 --> 01:37:13,473 I wasn't there? 2089 01:37:14,406 --> 01:37:16,604 - You checked out. - Me? 2090 01:37:16,606 --> 01:37:18,071 Just like you would after a loss. 2091 01:37:18,073 --> 01:37:19,504 Except for I wouldn't know the cause, 2092 01:37:19,506 --> 01:37:20,939 and so I'm just like, alone. 2093 01:37:22,773 --> 01:37:25,107 Well, good thing we aren't together. 2094 01:37:28,939 --> 01:37:30,306 Aren't we? 2095 01:37:31,306 --> 01:37:34,573 Well, I don't think us hiding is us back together. 2096 01:37:35,007 --> 01:37:37,073 Well, what do you care what anyone thinks, anyway? 2097 01:37:38,872 --> 01:37:40,406 Maybe I'm embarrassed. 2098 01:37:41,339 --> 01:37:42,439 By what? 2099 01:37:44,506 --> 01:37:45,906 - Me. - Why? 2100 01:37:48,872 --> 01:37:50,773 'Cause I don't know if you even love me. 2101 01:37:54,906 --> 01:37:57,673 You love some idea of me, hanging on your wall. 2102 01:37:59,406 --> 01:38:01,404 But not the woman you're looking at right now, 2103 01:38:01,406 --> 01:38:02,804 -in front of you -Don't tell me 2104 01:38:02,806 --> 01:38:03,971 - in this moment. - How I feel and think. 2105 01:38:03,973 --> 01:38:05,073 That's not... 2106 01:38:06,973 --> 01:38:09,471 I mean, maybe I don't love you. I don't know. 2107 01:38:09,473 --> 01:38:11,604 Maybe I fucked you because you fucked that woman, 2108 01:38:11,606 --> 01:38:13,538 or 'cause it felt good to hear you say 2109 01:38:13,540 --> 01:38:14,870 you missed me in front of strangers, 2110 01:38:14,872 --> 01:38:16,638 - which is... embarrassing. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 2111 01:38:16,640 --> 01:38:18,738 It was a stupid fucking thing I did, and I hate myself for it. 2112 01:38:18,740 --> 01:38:22,538 Why? We had no responsibility to each other. 2113 01:38:22,540 --> 01:38:24,437 Even now, there's no real commitment. 2114 01:38:24,439 --> 01:38:26,071 - Of course there is. - To what? 2115 01:38:26,073 --> 01:38:28,005 To making each other happy. 2116 01:38:28,007 --> 01:38:29,738 Because we're doing things that make us happy 2117 01:38:29,740 --> 01:38:31,071 as individuals now. 2118 01:38:31,073 --> 01:38:33,071 And if we're happy, that's it. 2119 01:38:33,073 --> 01:38:35,738 Then we make the people we love happy too. 2120 01:38:35,740 --> 01:38:37,640 That's it? What are you, eight years old? 2121 01:38:38,506 --> 01:38:40,704 A real relationship 2122 01:38:40,706 --> 01:38:43,771 is finding somebody you can also be unhappy with. 2123 01:38:43,773 --> 01:38:45,007 Somebody who has your back. 2124 01:38:46,573 --> 01:38:48,872 We stopped having each other's backs. 2125 01:38:49,073 --> 01:38:51,706 I always tried to have your back. Are you kidding me? 2126 01:38:52,439 --> 01:38:53,837 There just wasn't enough room 2127 01:38:53,839 --> 01:38:55,105 because had to have your own back. 2128 01:38:55,107 --> 01:38:57,371 There wasn't any room left on your back. 2129 01:38:57,373 --> 01:38:59,771 Trust me, I heard. "Alex, he loves it so much. 2130 01:38:59,773 --> 01:39:01,071 He's always there for you. 2131 01:39:01,073 --> 01:39:03,105 He goes to everything. He loves it." 2132 01:39:03,107 --> 01:39:05,940 - I did. - Yeah? And when I retired? 2133 01:39:09,107 --> 01:39:12,571 When I let go of the thing I loved since I was 11? 2134 01:39:12,573 --> 01:39:13,640 You shut off. 2135 01:39:15,740 --> 01:39:17,471 You said you felt alone? 2136 01:39:17,473 --> 01:39:20,306 Baby, you left me alone years ago in this relationship. 2137 01:39:24,973 --> 01:39:26,506 Okay, you want to know the truth? 2138 01:39:27,007 --> 01:39:28,073 Yes. 2139 01:39:28,506 --> 01:39:29,640 I wasn't the downer. 2140 01:39:31,339 --> 01:39:32,306 You were. 2141 01:39:38,773 --> 01:39:41,973 You're right. I was a downer. 2142 01:39:44,873 --> 01:39:47,640 After years of dedicating myself to a thing, 2143 01:39:48,406 --> 01:39:49,506 I thought I could just stop. 2144 01:39:51,706 --> 01:39:54,907 And have my own children, and you be the replacement. 2145 01:39:58,840 --> 01:40:00,040 I did. 2146 01:40:02,940 --> 01:40:03,938 Never acknowledging 2147 01:40:03,940 --> 01:40:06,805 that it was the end of this whole other life, 2148 01:40:06,807 --> 01:40:09,040 or where I was gonna put all those feelings. 2149 01:40:09,473 --> 01:40:11,871 And then I was doing six years of in vitro, 2150 01:40:11,873 --> 01:40:13,971 and injecting myself full of all those chemicals, 2151 01:40:13,973 --> 01:40:15,771 whatever that was doing. 2152 01:40:15,773 --> 01:40:18,007 And by the way, and I love that challenge. 2153 01:40:19,807 --> 01:40:24,838 But I was having trouble with you and them 2154 01:40:24,840 --> 01:40:28,473 being the only thing fulfilling me. 2155 01:40:31,673 --> 01:40:34,373 And you knew I was struggling. 2156 01:40:35,940 --> 01:40:38,040 But that I was too proud to ever ask for help. 2157 01:40:39,807 --> 01:40:41,373 You hid behind that. 2158 01:40:43,339 --> 01:40:45,071 And I felt relieved. 2159 01:40:45,073 --> 01:40:46,905 That you never asked. 2160 01:40:46,907 --> 01:40:49,673 Because then I could avoid it too. 2161 01:40:49,973 --> 01:40:51,471 I couldn't ask you that. 2162 01:40:51,473 --> 01:40:53,337 - Of course you could. - No! 2163 01:40:53,339 --> 01:40:54,540 - Of course you could. - Baby, baby... 2164 01:40:55,873 --> 01:40:57,337 You left me alone. 2165 01:40:57,339 --> 01:40:58,805 I left you alone? 2166 01:40:58,807 --> 01:41:00,638 You checked out. 2167 01:41:00,640 --> 01:41:02,371 You think that was fun to be around? 2168 01:41:02,373 --> 01:41:04,938 I don't want to go back to that. I won't! 2169 01:41:04,940 --> 01:41:06,772 - So what are you saying then? - What I'm s... 2170 01:41:06,774 --> 01:41:08,538 Fuck! Oh, fucking stupid... 2171 01:41:08,540 --> 01:41:09,671 What the fuck? 2172 01:41:09,673 --> 01:41:11,538 Jesus fucking Christ, Christine! 2173 01:41:11,540 --> 01:41:13,905 Why don't you mind your own fucking business for once? 2174 01:41:13,907 --> 01:41:15,404 Whoa. 2175 01:41:15,406 --> 01:41:16,940 Maybe take care of your own shit first. 2176 01:41:17,439 --> 01:41:18,571 What the fuck is that supposed to mean? 2177 01:41:18,573 --> 01:41:20,406 Comedy, make some noise right now! 2178 01:41:20,907 --> 01:41:24,439 For my main man, the one and only, Alex Novak everybody! 2179 01:41:52,040 --> 01:41:53,673 Fucking relationships suck. 2180 01:41:56,907 --> 01:41:58,671 And I don't mean that they... they're like a downer. 2181 01:41:58,673 --> 01:42:00,339 I mean, they fucking suck. 2182 01:42:02,406 --> 01:42:04,404 I don't think you're fucking hearing what I'm trying to say. 2183 01:42:04,406 --> 01:42:06,504 I'm telling you that relationships suck. 2184 01:42:06,506 --> 01:42:09,105 Like, if you are in a relationship with somebody, 2185 01:42:09,107 --> 01:42:10,604 they are literally trying to suck 2186 01:42:10,606 --> 01:42:11,774 the fucking life out of you. 2187 01:42:13,774 --> 01:42:15,807 Okay? They're fucking vampires. 2188 01:42:19,473 --> 01:42:21,705 And the moment that you're happy, fucking look out. 2189 01:42:21,707 --> 01:42:23,638 The moment that you are fucking happy, 2190 01:42:23,640 --> 01:42:27,371 they see that as pure, unfiltered fucking blood, 2191 01:42:27,373 --> 01:42:29,538 and they will suck it right out of your fucking body 2192 01:42:29,540 --> 01:42:32,105 until you are gaunt and fucking drained. 2193 01:42:32,107 --> 01:42:34,772 And they will take every fucking morsel of it out. 2194 01:42:34,774 --> 01:42:38,373 Because you know why? Because happiness is the sun to them. 2195 01:42:39,007 --> 01:42:41,805 Okay? Happiness is like a stake to the fucking heart. 2196 01:42:41,807 --> 01:42:43,071 They don't want it. 2197 01:42:43,073 --> 01:42:45,339 They don't want you to be fucking happy. 2198 01:42:46,540 --> 01:42:48,005 And there are only two ways out 2199 01:42:48,007 --> 01:42:51,705 of this fucking bleak, miserable existence. 2200 01:42:51,707 --> 01:42:54,606 You either become one of them or you fucking die. 2201 01:42:56,506 --> 01:42:57,641 Well, I don't want it. 2202 01:42:59,007 --> 01:43:02,439 I don't wanna be a fucking vampire. Okay? 2203 01:43:04,774 --> 01:43:06,873 I don't want it. 2204 01:43:25,406 --> 01:43:26,540 Dad. 2205 01:43:27,406 --> 01:43:28,404 What the fuck are you doing here? 2206 01:43:28,406 --> 01:43:29,506 Son, uh... 2207 01:43:30,473 --> 01:43:33,404 Well, I just came down to see what the fuss is. 2208 01:43:33,406 --> 01:43:34,805 Jesus... 2209 01:43:34,807 --> 01:43:38,073 You... really yelled at those guys. 2210 01:43:40,707 --> 01:43:43,538 Yeah, sorry, I don't really know what that all was. 2211 01:43:43,540 --> 01:43:48,607 Yeah, well, I wouldn't say it was funny, but it was, uh... 2212 01:43:49,840 --> 01:43:51,007 a bit dangerous. 2213 01:43:53,473 --> 01:43:54,437 - Dad, look... - Son. 2214 01:43:54,439 --> 01:43:55,373 - No, Dad, listen... - Son. 2215 01:43:56,807 --> 01:43:59,439 You're a decent man, Alex. 2216 01:44:00,506 --> 01:44:02,504 And you can give yourself 2217 01:44:02,506 --> 01:44:04,707 the grace to work through all of this. 2218 01:44:05,574 --> 01:44:06,774 You know? 2219 01:44:07,674 --> 01:44:09,437 Mom. 2220 01:44:09,439 --> 01:44:12,105 Yeah, well, we rub off on each other. That's a good thing. 2221 01:44:12,107 --> 01:44:15,873 Your mother and I, we're lucky like that. 2222 01:44:16,807 --> 01:44:17,907 It's rare. 2223 01:44:19,840 --> 01:44:23,741 It's really rare. You understand? 2224 01:44:30,574 --> 01:44:31,506 Okay. 2225 01:44:32,674 --> 01:44:33,973 It's okay. Come on. 2226 01:44:35,339 --> 01:44:36,306 Come on. 2227 01:44:37,541 --> 01:44:38,473 Hey. 2228 01:44:39,439 --> 01:44:40,641 There you go. 2229 01:44:44,073 --> 01:44:46,005 Now. 2230 01:44:46,007 --> 01:44:47,938 I'm sorry... I'm sorry about... 2231 01:44:47,940 --> 01:44:50,371 You... You don't have to be sorry about anything. 2232 01:44:50,373 --> 01:44:53,705 Life happens to us, you know? 2233 01:44:53,707 --> 01:44:56,404 What we have to do is recognize 2234 01:44:56,406 --> 01:44:58,541 where we stand and what's good about it. 2235 01:45:00,807 --> 01:45:01,774 It's gonna be okay. 2236 01:45:02,741 --> 01:45:04,641 Yeah? You work it through. 2237 01:45:07,507 --> 01:45:09,541 As for this, next time... 2238 01:45:11,373 --> 01:45:12,607 a few more jokes. 2239 01:45:13,507 --> 01:45:14,873 - See you. - See ya. 2240 01:45:15,940 --> 01:45:17,641 I'll add a joke. 2241 01:46:02,040 --> 01:46:05,071 Hey, man. I got bagels. 2242 01:46:05,073 --> 01:46:06,541 Oh, for fuck's sake. 2243 01:46:07,940 --> 01:46:10,641 So, they didn't say it, like, outright, 2244 01:46:11,541 --> 01:46:13,805 but my agent did tell me that production 2245 01:46:13,807 --> 01:46:15,973 called them, like, several times. 2246 01:46:16,406 --> 01:46:17,838 Maybe they want their hat back. 2247 01:46:17,840 --> 01:46:19,973 Will you just let me dream, bro? 2248 01:46:20,607 --> 01:46:21,973 No, you're probably right. 2249 01:46:22,707 --> 01:46:24,472 Look, man, I think it's great that you got the job 2250 01:46:24,474 --> 01:46:27,337 and that you had that experience, but... 2251 01:46:27,339 --> 01:46:28,705 I don't know, now that you're back in town, 2252 01:46:28,707 --> 01:46:31,505 don't you think maybe it's time that you face reality? 2253 01:46:31,507 --> 01:46:34,739 I have no delusions. Okay? 2254 01:46:34,741 --> 01:46:38,672 I know they killed my character, but just think about it. 2255 01:46:38,674 --> 01:46:41,572 What if they bring him back as a ghost seeking revenge? 2256 01:46:41,574 --> 01:46:42,905 I sketched out this little storyline 2257 01:46:42,907 --> 01:46:44,405 I'm gonna send to production. 2258 01:46:44,407 --> 01:46:46,440 But I'm definitely gonna give the hat back first. 2259 01:46:47,107 --> 01:46:49,373 But you never know. I'm a good writer. 2260 01:46:50,674 --> 01:46:51,940 I was talking about your marriage. 2261 01:46:52,574 --> 01:46:54,907 Oh. What about it? 2262 01:46:55,774 --> 01:46:58,071 Well, I mean, just, everything, you know, with Christine 2263 01:46:58,073 --> 01:47:00,807 and you leaving her and all that. 2264 01:47:01,073 --> 01:47:03,073 Oh, no, no, no. No, we're good. 2265 01:47:04,107 --> 01:47:05,739 - Really? - Yeah. 2266 01:47:05,741 --> 01:47:07,705 Yeah, yeah. We talked it out. 2267 01:47:07,707 --> 01:47:08,772 Yeah. 2268 01:47:08,774 --> 01:47:10,572 She said her piece... 2269 01:47:10,574 --> 01:47:13,572 which was hard to hear, was good. 2270 01:47:13,574 --> 01:47:16,507 And then I said mine and then, yeah. Yeah. 2271 01:47:17,607 --> 01:47:19,337 Oh. Check this out. 2272 01:47:19,339 --> 01:47:22,038 She wants me to go back more than I do. 2273 01:47:22,040 --> 01:47:23,805 Yeah, she keeps saying, "You should just write them. 2274 01:47:23,807 --> 01:47:25,607 They need to bring back your character." 2275 01:47:26,940 --> 01:47:28,873 - Is that crazy? - Mmm. 2276 01:47:30,674 --> 01:47:31,574 Yeah. 2277 01:47:34,474 --> 01:47:35,840 Hey, man, is there, um... 2278 01:47:38,707 --> 01:47:40,574 Is there a chance that she's... 2279 01:47:41,940 --> 01:47:43,374 I don't know, that she wants you to... 2280 01:47:45,339 --> 01:47:46,907 I don't know, she wants to get some time away from you? 2281 01:47:49,073 --> 01:47:50,073 Why? 2282 01:47:50,474 --> 01:47:51,938 You'll be out of town or... 2283 01:47:51,940 --> 01:47:53,674 She came with me to Texas. 2284 01:47:54,374 --> 01:47:55,071 - Really? - Yeah. 2285 01:47:55,073 --> 01:47:56,505 She did? 2286 01:47:56,507 --> 01:47:57,907 Yeah. She was there all nine days. 2287 01:47:59,940 --> 01:48:01,507 It was her idea to steal the hat. 2288 01:48:02,641 --> 01:48:04,739 Yeah, she's like, thinks I look... 2289 01:48:04,741 --> 01:48:06,574 you know, really handsome. 2290 01:48:07,641 --> 01:48:08,873 Wow, I'm confused. 2291 01:48:10,474 --> 01:48:11,938 Yeah, well, confused is good. 2292 01:48:11,940 --> 01:48:13,774 I'm confused most of the time. 2293 01:48:14,474 --> 01:48:15,807 I just like being confused with her. 2294 01:48:17,707 --> 01:48:19,539 Who would have thought Jalen... 2295 01:48:19,541 --> 01:48:21,539 I love that guy... 2296 01:48:21,541 --> 01:48:23,607 but going away would be actually good for us? 2297 01:48:25,707 --> 01:48:27,474 - Hmm. - What is that behind me? 2298 01:48:29,541 --> 01:48:31,607 - That's a picture of Tess. - Oh. 2299 01:48:32,707 --> 01:48:34,407 I can't see her face. 2300 01:48:34,940 --> 01:48:36,572 Well, yeah, the photo's taken from behind. 2301 01:48:36,574 --> 01:48:38,574 Yeah, well, you should just turn her around. 2302 01:48:39,007 --> 01:48:40,873 Yeah, I don't think... I don't think they can do that. 2303 01:48:42,940 --> 01:48:44,073 Someday. 2304 01:49:10,907 --> 01:49:13,372 She's competed every single night 2305 01:49:13,374 --> 01:49:14,805 of her college career. 2306 01:49:14,807 --> 01:49:16,739 She doesn't have as much international experience, 2307 01:49:16,741 --> 01:49:19,005 but to be able to grind through the Big Ten season 2308 01:49:19,007 --> 01:49:21,871 and make a big run in the tournament... 2309 01:49:21,873 --> 01:49:23,505 - She's got what it takes. - Played for John Cook too. 2310 01:49:23,507 --> 01:49:24,805 - John Cook. - Exactly. 2311 01:49:24,807 --> 01:49:26,639 Is that Rachel, 2312 01:49:26,641 --> 01:49:28,574 who Arch was saying came out of UVA? 2313 01:49:36,507 --> 01:49:37,607 - Hi. - Hey. 2314 01:49:38,574 --> 01:49:40,105 - Uh, is everything... - Everything's fine, yeah. 2315 01:49:40,107 --> 01:49:41,605 I just dropped the boys off at school, 2316 01:49:41,607 --> 01:49:42,739 but I wanted to come by here 2317 01:49:42,741 --> 01:49:44,071 before I drove back to the city... 2318 01:49:44,073 --> 01:49:45,739 I'm just in the middle of it 2319 01:49:45,741 --> 01:49:47,338 - with the coaching staff, so I... - Okay. Okay, I just want... 2320 01:49:47,340 --> 01:49:48,707 I just wanna show you something really quick. 2321 01:49:50,674 --> 01:49:53,472 - Look at that. - What is that, Alex? 2322 01:49:53,474 --> 01:49:55,572 It's you. It's you. First time you saw the minivan. 2323 01:49:55,574 --> 01:49:57,005 Look how unhappy you are. 2324 01:49:57,007 --> 01:49:58,440 It's my favorite thing. 2325 01:50:00,407 --> 01:50:01,307 I see that. 2326 01:50:03,007 --> 01:50:05,007 I realize that I was the one who was unhappy. 2327 01:50:07,907 --> 01:50:10,574 I was unhappy in our marriage. 2328 01:50:10,907 --> 01:50:13,674 I wasn't unhappy with our marriage. 2329 01:50:22,073 --> 01:50:23,707 I wanna be unhappy with you. 2330 01:50:27,474 --> 01:50:28,707 Let's be unhappy together. 2331 01:50:48,374 --> 01:50:50,672 Fuck! 2332 01:50:50,674 --> 01:50:51,774 I'll think about it. 2333 01:51:25,107 --> 01:51:28,772 ♪ Pressure Pushing down on me ♪ 2334 01:51:28,774 --> 01:51:31,840 Pressing down on you No man ask for 2335 01:51:32,873 --> 01:51:34,838 And in that moment, I stood up and I said, 2336 01:51:34,840 --> 01:51:38,407 "Hey. Your mom is not going anywhere... 2337 01:51:39,040 --> 01:51:41,073 till she helps me open this jar." 2338 01:51:49,407 --> 01:51:53,639 ♪ That's the terror of knowing What this world is about ♪ 2339 01:51:53,641 --> 01:51:56,372 ♪ Watching some good friends Screaming ♪ 2340 01:51:56,374 --> 01:51:57,805 ♪ "Let me out!" ♪ 2341 01:51:57,807 --> 01:52:01,507 ♪ Pray tomorrow takes us higher ♪ 2342 01:52:02,040 --> 01:52:05,672 ♪ Pressure on people People on streets ♪ 2343 01:52:05,674 --> 01:52:08,574 Mmm. 2344 01:52:11,641 --> 01:52:12,774 ♪ Okay ♪ 2345 01:52:14,840 --> 01:52:16,971 ♪ Chippin' around ♪ 2346 01:52:16,973 --> 01:52:18,805 ♪ Kick my brains 'Round the floor ♪ 2347 01:52:18,807 --> 01:52:22,672 ♪ These are the days It never rains, it just pours ♪ 2348 01:52:22,674 --> 01:52:24,474 ♪ People on streets ♪ 2349 01:52:26,807 --> 01:52:27,973 ♪ People on streets ♪ 2350 01:52:30,507 --> 01:52:34,805 ♪ It's the terror of knowing What this world is about ♪ 2351 01:52:34,807 --> 01:52:37,338 ♪ Watching some good friends Screaming ♪ 2352 01:52:37,340 --> 01:52:38,772 ♪ "Let me out!" ♪ 2353 01:52:38,774 --> 01:52:40,772 ♪ Pray tomorrow ♪ 2354 01:52:40,774 --> 01:52:42,971 ♪ Takes us Higher, higher, high ♪ 2355 01:52:42,973 --> 01:52:46,574 ♪ Pressure on people People on streets ♪ 2356 01:52:49,340 --> 01:52:52,674 ♪ Turned away from it all Like a blind man ♪ 2357 01:52:53,641 --> 01:52:56,607 ♪ Sat on a fence But it don't work ♪ 2358 01:52:57,474 --> 01:53:00,805 ♪ Keep coming up with love But it's so slashed and torn ♪ 2359 01:53:00,807 --> 01:53:06,374 ♪ Why, why, why ♪ 2360 01:53:11,973 --> 01:53:15,838 ♪ Love, love, love Love, love, love, love ♪ 2361 01:53:15,840 --> 01:53:19,739 ♪ Insanity laughs under pressure We're cracking ♪ 2362 01:53:19,741 --> 01:53:23,605 ♪ Can't we give ourselves One more chance? ♪ 2363 01:53:23,607 --> 01:53:27,572 ♪ Why can't we give love That one more chance? ♪ 2364 01:53:27,574 --> 01:53:31,505 ♪ Why can't we give love Give love ♪ 2365 01:53:31,507 --> 01:53:35,474 ♪ Give love, give love, Give love, give love... ♪ 2366 01:53:36,940 --> 01:53:41,772 ♪ 'Cause love's Such an old-fashioned word ♪ 2367 01:53:41,774 --> 01:53:46,405 ♪ And love dares you To care for ♪ 2368 01:53:46,407 --> 01:53:52,006 ♪ The people on The edge of the night ♪ 2369 01:53:52,008 --> 01:53:56,838 ♪ And love dares you to change Our way of ♪ 2370 01:53:56,840 --> 01:54:01,405 ♪ Caring about ourselves ♪ 2371 01:54:01,407 --> 01:54:05,405 ♪ This is our last dance ♪ 2372 01:54:05,407 --> 01:54:09,472 ♪ This is our last dance ♪ 2373 01:54:09,474 --> 01:54:10,707 ♪ This is ourselves ♪ 2374 01:54:13,907 --> 01:54:15,374 ♪ Under pressure ♪ 2375 01:54:17,674 --> 01:54:19,074 ♪ Under pressure ♪ 2376 01:54:22,374 --> 01:54:23,373 ♪ Pressure ♪ 173650