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Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome,
welcome to The Tonight Show!
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You're here!
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You made it!
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Thank you for watching at home. Welcome
to the show.
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Well, guys, earlier today, New York City
Mayor Zoran Mamdani made a surprise
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visit to Washington to meet with
President Trump.
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Yep, this is Mamdani's second time in
the Oval Office, and weirdly enough, it
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was also Trump's. Oh.
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Yep, Mamdani and Trump strangely get
along, even though they have nothing in
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common. It's like... Seeing a video of a
horse that became friends with a duck.
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Speaking of visits to Washington today,
Netflix CEO Ted Sarandos went to the
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White House to discuss the streamer's
potential deal with Warner Brothers.
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And we actually got audio of his meeting
with Trump. Check it out. Thank you for
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agreeing to meet with me, Mr. President.
Of course, I love Netflix.
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You guys make it as a cake, right?
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That's right. Is this cake?
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No, sir, that's your desk. Is this cake?
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That's a pen. Is this cake? That's your
phone. Is this cake? That's a Diet Coke.
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Cake? Lamp. Cake?
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Stapler. Cake? Chair. Cake?
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Other chair. Cake? Rug. Cake?
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Don Jr.
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Hey, Dad. Shut up. Cake? Couch. Cake?
Curtain. Cake? Those are the Epstein
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files. I'm gonna eat them, but they're
not cake.
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I don't... Help me first, don't quit.
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Isn't that interesting, right? I thought
it was cake.
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Well, guys, I read that 28 million
people watched Trump's State of the
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but the ratings were down about 12 %
from Trump's last speech to Congress.
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Ooh. Yeah, let's just say that Trump's
ratings went from J .D. Vance to Marco
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Rubio.
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We'll get this. It was just announced
that mentalist Oz Perlman will host this
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year's White House Correspondents
Dinner.
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Hopefully, Oz will get inside Trump's
head and reveal what the last five MRIs
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couldn't.
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Switching gears, Tesla announced that
they will soon activate the noise
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-canceling feature for their Cybertruck.
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This way, you'll no longer hear people
making fun of you for owning a
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Cybertruck.
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For more business news, Papa John's just
said that they're closing hundreds of
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locations across the country.
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You know it's bad when no one asks why.
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Yeah, business began dwindling when
customers started upgrading to
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Some entertainment news. Tomorrow, the
movie Scream 7 arrives in theaters.
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And they just released one final teaser.
It looks pretty scary. Watch this.
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Nearly two hours of bone -chilling,
nonstop terror that will shake you to
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core. It's Trump's State of the Union.
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Sorry, sorry, that was the wrong video.
Here's the real teaser.
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An intense viewing experience that's
utterly horrifying and will make your
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run cold.
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It's... Watching Bridgerton with your
parents.
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No, no, no, come on. Can we please just
show the real teaser for Scream 7?
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He has a violent past and now he's
looking for revenge.
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Watch out.
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It's... Punch the monkey.
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Aww.
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I'm fine without.
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Did you guys see this? The Rock and Roll
Hall of Fame nominees were just
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announced, and this year there are 17 of
them. To help us break down the entire
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list, it's time for the Rock and Roll
Minute.
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It's the Rock and Roll Minute.
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And here now to tell us more is a true
music legend, and I believe a future
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of Famer. This man needs absolutely no
introduction. From Mumford & Sons,
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it's... A man from humble beginnings.
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He grew up in Wimbledon, southwest
London, as a young boy.
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He dreamed of one day playing music for
sold -out crowds around the world.
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He spent one year studying at the
University of Edinburgh before returning
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London to focus on his music career. And
that's when he began playing drums for
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Laura Marling.
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It was there where he met a group of
musicians and friends that would one day
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become Mumford & Sons.
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He didn't realize it at the time, but...
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They were going to make music history.
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Ladies and gentlemen, fast forward to
December of 2012, when he was included
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the Forbes 30 Under 30 alongside Rihanna
and Adele. Quite an honor.
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And beyond just being an incredible
musical talent, the man has accomplished
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things as a music producer as well.
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In 2014, he produced Hold Fast by
Christian Left.
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In 2016, he produced Gamble for a Rose
by King Charles.
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And in 2025, he produced Say My Name in
Your Sleep by Maisie Peter.
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Am I missing anything?
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Well, Jimmy, he also sang a cover of
Dink Song with Oscar Isaac for the 2013
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Coen Brothers film Inside Louis Davis.
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He's never seen on film, but he voices
the protagonist's musical partner, Mike.
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Thank you, sir. That's right.
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Such a great role.
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So without further ado.
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Ladies and gentlemen, most recently, the
band just released their latest album,
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Prizefighter. Unlike previous Mumford &
Sons albums, Prizefighter features
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several collaborations with other
artists, including Chris Stapleton,
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Gigi Perez, and Gracie Abrams. And this
weekend, they'll be the musical guest on
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Saturday Night Live. Ladies and
gentlemen, it's Marcus Mumford!
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Jimmy, this year, the nominee.
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And this has been your Rock and Roll
Minute.
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Marcus Mumford, everyone.
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Take care, buddy.
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Take care, buddy.
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He had no idea.
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Those cards were full.
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He was so set to do a whole bit.
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Oh, he's going to kill me.
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Finally, I saw that the cottage from
Heated Rivalry is now available on
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Because that's why everyone watched
Heated Rivalry. For the cottage.
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All right, everybody. It's time to play
Who Said It? Here we go.
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Okay,
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here's how it works. I'm going to show
you a real quote, and it's up to you to
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decide who said it. And tonight, we're
looking at quotes that could have been
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said by either President Trump or a
cartoon character.
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All right, let's take a look at our
first quote. It's, I want to go home,
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Grandma. I don't want to stay here.
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That could be him. That's got to be
Trump with some humorous story.
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I don't want to go home, Grandma.
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I don't want to stay here. I don't want
to stay here. I don't know why Grandma,
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though. I think it's Trump. What do you
think?
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Yeah, I think it's Trump.
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Trump. Yeah.
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All right, well, by round of applause,
who thinks it was President Trump?
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Who thinks it was a cartoon?
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Well,
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let's see who said it.
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I want to go home, Grandma. I don't want
to stay here.
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Don't let me do it, Grandma.
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All right, here is our next quote.
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The hair found me. It was my destiny.
Oh, shoot.
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It feels like it could be a trick
question.
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Yeah, because it's clear.
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If he's got that hair. I don't think he
would ever say, my hair found me.
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Maybe he could.
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Yeah, I don't know. He could. He could
say anything. That's a trouble. I know.
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What do you think? Maybe it's a cartoon
of Trump. Yeah.
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No, no, no.
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That's too deep. We wouldn't do that.
We're not going to do that.
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What is it? The hair found me? The hair
found me. Yeah, he'd never say that. He
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would never. He loves his hair. It
sounds so unlike him that I'm going to
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is him.
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Wow. All right.
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Who thinks it was Trump?
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Who thinks it was a cartoon character?
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I think cartoon.
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Let's see who said it.
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The hare found me. It was my destiny.
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Yeah.
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Paw Patrol.
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I'm a jam.
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All right, here's the next quote. This
is a big, beautiful, powerful
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Are they trying to trick us again?
That's him, right? Yeah, it's got to be
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but it might not be him. Big, beautiful,
powerful.
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Big, beautiful.
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Hopefully it doesn't mess up my hair.
But it might. The hair found me. The
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found me.
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A big, beautiful, powerful helicopter.
I'm going to say him.
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Definitely Trump. More than one
adjective. Trump.
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Definitely Trump.
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Yeah, more than one adjective.
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Big,
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beautiful, powerful.
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Capable.
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People say, sir. People say, sir. That's
great.
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People say, sir.
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Not a lot of people know that.
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Not a lot of people know it's a very
big, powerful helicopter. Okay,
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who thinks it was Trump?
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Who thinks it was a cartoon?
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One person. Wow.
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You're going to have to leave with
Marcus Mumford if you're right.
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Let's see who said it.
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A big, beautiful, powerful helicopter.
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Hey, dude.
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Marvel.
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Why are you here?
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Let's do another one here. The quote is,
you're a Looney Tune, right?
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Oh, shoot.
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Because he could be describing a female
reporter calling her a Looney Tune.
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That's something he does. I think I
could be Bugs Bunny, though, right?
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Looney Tune, right? Right. Like being...
Or like a... Like breaking the fourth
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wall, Bugs? Yeah. Classic Bugs Bunny.
Could be.
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Could be. Gosh dang it. Trump. Trump.
Trump. Did you both say Trump? I mean, a
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cartoon...
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I think, like, a Looney Tune is such a
specific cartoon.
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No other cartoon is going to call, like,
you know. Bugs Bunny would. I mean,
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when has Bugs Bunny ever referenced,
like, the company?
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Wait, was he breaking the fourth wall?
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1943's, uh, Ralph Gosselin.
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Mel Blanc. Mel Blanc voiced Bugs Bunny.
Yeah. Yeah, he would probably go, like,
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you're a Looney Tune.
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Like, to one of the, like, Elmer Fuddys.
I thought we weren't going to get meta
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with this. Oh, damn.
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No self -referencing. I mean, there's no
money riding on this. It's just for
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pride. I got my meta glass on, so I'm
ready to go.
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Oh, my God. You're wearing meta glass?
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Yeah. 24 -7.
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That's so cool, man. 24 -6.
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All right. Take one day off. Yeah, one
day off. Yeah. All right. I'm going to
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say Trump.
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Yeah. Trump.
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Who says Trump?
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Who thinks cartoons?
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Okay. Let's see who said it.
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You're a Looney Tune, right?
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Let's try Peter the Half Accordion.
You're a Looney Tune.
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You're a Looney Tune, not Looney Tunes.
Yeah, Looney Tunes. You're a Looney
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Tune. Right?
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Right?
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The person could go, yeah.
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Yes, I am, sir. I am, thank you, sir.
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They say, sir, am I a Looney Tune? I
tell them, big guy, tears in his eyes.
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many people do that. Not many people
know they're a Looney Tune.
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Let's do one more. The quote here is, I
am the chosen one.
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Dang.
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I'm going to say Trump.
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You're going to say it.
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Trump.
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Cartoon. He's definitely said it. He's
definitely cartoon.
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This quote is a cartoon.
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I think cartoon because I don't think
he's ever actually full on said it out
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loud. I think he said it. He projects
that. I got $2 since he said it. He's
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definitely said it.
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I'm not betting. That's not a drum roll.
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He said that's not a drum roll. That's
not a drum roll. What is? A lot of
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don't know that that's what a drum roll
is.
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He wouldn't do it. I think cartoon.
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Who says Trump?
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Who says cartoon?
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Let's see who said it.
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I am the chosen one.
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That's right.
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Sorry. What?
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Sorry, I'm hearing we have another clip.
Can we see it?
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I am the chosen one.
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Everybody wins.
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Everybody wins.
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That's all the time we have for Who Said
It? We have a great show.
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The best.
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Bobby Cannavale is joining us.
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