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WOMAN: Liz, hurry up over there.
We are trying to celebrate
your frickin' birthday.

Oh, Mary, you don't know,
but tartlets take time.

Especially the ones
from Patricia Chamberlain's
new cookbook.

With a little Lizzy twist,
as usual.

You are literally
obsessed with her.

You know, she's probably
a robot, or an algorithm,
or something.

LIZ: Taylor,
she's known for being elusive.

And her recipes
are the perfect foundation

for me to get ready
for Sliced & Diced.

WOMAN 2: I can't believe
I'm about to be besties
with a celebrity.

Yeah. Our little baby
is gonna be a star.

Hold up. Where...
Where did we get the champagne?

-My parents.
Not that they would notice.
-LIZ: Okay.

Oh, Lizzy,
these look so amazing.
Mary, you need to try one.

Yeah, no, I am vegan this week.

I'm gonna key your car this
week. Just eat a damn tartlet.

I mean, the text...
The texture is really weird.

But you know what?
It smells so good.

You put your finger
in the tartlet. I will take it.
Thank you, Mary.

Oh, my God, guys.
Guess what I found
in my mom's dresser last night.

-Vibrator?
-Butt plug?

Ew! No!

-MARY: A dead body?
-No. My God, you guys are gross.

-LIZ: Your soul?
-No. I found this.

Coming Out of the Vagina
and Going Back In:
Coping With A Lesbian Daughter.

Don't go back in.
You don't wanna do that.

-TAYLOR: Yeah.
-[GASPS, SQUEALS]
No, no, no, no.

These are my new designer jeans
I just ruined!

Mary, just take a bong hit
and chill. We'll throw them
in the wash later.

-I need to document this.
-TAYLOR: Do we even have time
for that?

LIZ: My mom comes home at five,
so you know what time it is.

-Bonji, you're no Elizabeth!
-[LAUGHTER]

-Yes, Kai.
-What?

We need to make sure
this weed isn't schwag

before our five-hour drive
to Saucy.

-LIZ: True. True.
-But what we are here
to celebrate today

is the birth
of our beloved Lizzy Sokin.

-Yeah.
-[SQUEALING]

Guys, these are gonna be
the best years of our lives.

-God, I hope that's not true.
-It's true.

Guys, but 17!
Can you believe it? 17!

-I can't believe it.
-No, gosh! Oh, my God.

-Can you believe it?
-Hide the bong.

Oh, you are in so much trouble.

Tartlet?

Welcome back,
my little beignets.

We're down to two chefs here
at the Sliced & Diced
Junior Finals.

Lizzy and Tom.

Let's see who's gonna make it
to that final championship.

So in five years, I would love
to be the head chef
at my own restaurant,

where I can bring traditional
cuisine but adding
my own modern spin on it.

When it comes down
to competition,

the only person that I am
competing with is myself.

So you know what?
I wish the best for Tom.
But it's just me today.

I'm sure Lizzy's a sweet girl,
but she has nothing on me.

I know flavor,
and I know consistency.

We're cutting it close here,

and there goes Tom
back to the pantry.

Shit.

YVETTE: It looks like Lizzy's
dish is missing an ingredient.

Lizzy's been the front runner
through this session,

and all she needs
is to make a solid dish
for the dessert round.

Oh!

Fuck you, Tom. You wanna go?

You wanna go? I'll show you
a fuckin' blueberry.

-Girl, calm down!
-You know what you did.

We'll be right back
after a quick commercial break.

Cut to commercial!

[PLATES CLATTERING]

All right, listen up!

We got four salmon,
we got six beef,

two quail, two gnocchi.

-We got three pork, one mussels.
Got it?
-ALL: Yes, chef.

-Got it?
-ALL: Yes, chef!

Lizzy, how long with the salmon?

-Fish station, can you hear me?
-Yes, chef, yes.

-How long with the salmon?
-Just minutes away. Minutes.

Okay, well push it, Lizzy. This
beef is dying in the window.

LIZ: Yes, chef.

-Hey, how you doing, chef?
-Just fine.

We're out of radishes.

-Better make it work.
-Going rogue.

Rib eye, rib eye.
How long rib eye?

Nice. Real, chef.

-Don't fuck it up, chef.
-Thank you, Ma--

[SLAPPING]

If I see you do that again,
I'mma sear you
like a fucking steak,

and I'm gonna throw you
the fuck off my line.

-That clear?
-Yes, chef.

Thank you.

-What is that?
-It's clearly a turnip.

This dish doesn't have turnips.

-Well, no one st--
-What the fuck is this?

Well, nobody stocked
the radishes, so I had
to think on my feet.

-Oh, did you? Hold the work!
-Chef.

Fish station,
you wanna run the kitchen?

You get your own line, okay?
We serve my menu here.

-Got it?
-Yes, chef.

Wait, what are you--
I can fix it.

-Do it again.
-Yes, chef.

Could have fixed it.

[SNORING]

-Good morning.
-[SNORTS]

Stop. Stop it.

You know I don't get up
for another 15 minutes.

-Mmm.
-[BUZZING]

[SIGHS]

[EXHALES]

[MOANS]

[GRUNTS]

[STRUMMING CHORDS]

So, you have my number.
Can I have yours?

I'll call you.

It was really nice
meeting you last night, Taylor.

-Nice to meet you too.
-Emilia.

-I know.
-[DOOR CLOSES]

[POP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]

-MAN: Hello?
-Shit.

-Hello?
-Shit.

Hello, sir. Welcome to Heady's.
What can I get for you today?

Yeah, I'll take
an iced coffee and a vegan
snickerdoodle cookie.

-Yes, sir, that'll be $18.
-$18?

-It's Brooklyn.
-Ah, you gotta be kidding me.

Is there, like, a manager
or somebody I can speak to?

Yes, sir, one second.

It'll be $18.

TAYLOR: Dude, running is fun.
But not sweating
is even more fun.

LIZ: I kinda like this
walking thing that we're doing.

[EXHALES]

Why do you smell
like extra frat boy-ee?

Maybe because
I was extra on the line

until two in the morning
with a bunch of frat boys.

I feel like the only safe place
there is José.
Do you remember him?

-Yeah. He's really sweet.
-Yeah, and respectful.

Yeah. You need
a new job, though.

-I...
-Mm-hm.

-Yes, I do.
-Yes, you do indeed.

Hey, you're gonna be
at dinner tomorrow, right?

Frickin' chef called me in
last minute to do inventory.

-But I will... I'll be there.
-Good.

'Cause I can't listen to Mary
rage on about Clint
all by myself.

I mean, can anyone all
by themself? Clit, by the way.

-Clit! Jesus.
-[CHUCKLES]

You think they're gonna
break up soon, right?

-[SIGHS] Let's keep praying.
-Mmm. Cheers to that.

-Cheers to that.
-Mmm.

-Anyway, how have you been?
-With what?

I don't know. With work?

I just wrote a wonderful long
article about water scarcity.

-Bleak, huh?
-Yeah, very.

-Yeah.
-Thank God for friends, right?

♪ Uh! Gotta get it right
for the weekend

♪ You ain't gotta know...

Okay, so, basically,
you are on a he-tox.

-A what?
-A he-tox. It's a man detox.

My astrologer refers to that
as the Saturn return.

It's when the choices you make
in your mid-20s

are revealed to be out of sync
with your true destiny.

What about
that cellist dude Ravi?

Pretty sure he stole my weed
this morning.

So, yeah, he-tox it is.

-WAITER: Top you off?
-Ooh! Yes, please.

Mmm.

-Taylor, you're not drinking?
-No.

Are you pregnant?

[TEXT ALERT]

-Goddammit, Clint!
-What?

He left frickin' Prince Louis'
crate open again.

-How do you know that?
-My puppy cam.

I can even talk to him. Look.

Prince Louis! Yes, hi.
Mommy loves you. [KISSING]

-Hi, Louis.
-[TEXT ALERT]

Yes, look at me! Mommy!
[KISSING] Oh!

-Hi, Louis.
-He's so cute.

-What was that look?
-Jess just texted me.

Uh, as in your whore
of an ex Jess?

-Yeah, the one and only.
-Why? What does she want?

She's asking if she can pick up
the rest of her shit

when she's in town this weekend.

Well, tell her
you set it on fire.

Mmm. Yeah.

What's up, ladies?

Where have you been?

-We've been waiting for you.
-Mm-hm.

It's been
a long, long day, Mary.

Oh, Castelvetrano olives.
Good taste, Taylor.

What is your deal tonight, dude?

[SIGHS] Well, work is
a nightmare, my boss hates me,

and I'm gonna get wasted, yeah?

She does not hate you.

Hi. Oh, yeah, can we get
another bottle of wine

and four shots of tequila,
please?

-Tequila, tequila?
-Three, please, three.

-Shots.
-Thank you.

Cheers to Lizzy getting dizzy.

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah

♪ Keep it on the low...

Guys, honestly,
I don't know what I'm gonna do.

This job is making me
hate cooking.

And you guys know
the job I had before

was not doing me any better.

Like, I don't know
who my boss thinks she is,

but her food's
not even that good

and she walks around like she's
Thomas Keller or something.

-Helen's dad?
-No.

No. She just thinks
she's the shit and she's not.

I'm this close to exploding.
This close.

I mean, honestly,
it just sounds like
you really need to get laid.

When was the last time
that happened for you? Hmm?

-I... Yeah, I don't know.
-Long time, yeah.

So I say, trim your bush,
get back in the game.

I mean, you talk about
how the culinary world's

all sexual and seedy, right?

I will have you know,

Matt grabbed my ass last night
for no reason.

Uh, Liz, I'm pretty sure
that's sexual harassment.

I'm pretty sure that's all
I'm gettin' this season, Tay.

Anyone have anything good
to cheers to? Please.

Yes! I do.

Guys, I checked
Clint's search history
and guess what I found.

-LIZ: What?
-He's been looking
for wedding rings.

Oh, that's awesome, Mary.
Congratulations.

So cheers to me, and marriage!

-[SQUEALS]
-KAI: Wow!

-Cheers, Mary.
-Cheers. I know.

But what we really should be
cheers-ing to is Saucy,

which is where we should be
this weekend.

Hey, I actually forgot
about Saucy.

Do you guys remember
what a good time that was?

Yeah, it was as good or better
than Hot Trim Summer Festival.

And coming from me,
that is saying a lot.

Why is that?
Because your mouth was filled
with food instead of dirt?

No, it's because
I was with you guys, asshole.

[TEXT ALERT]

Oh, speaking of asshole,
she's texting.

"Dear Lizzy. Dear fish station.
Dear fish station.

Fish station. Fish station!"

Your face is a fish station!
[BLOWS RASPBERRY]

I'm done. You know what?

I'm telling this bitch
that her octopus dish sucks,

and also
I'm not coming in tomorrow.

How about that, Chef Missy?
How about Chef Bitchy?

-Can I get a cheers?
-No.

Hey!

Liz.

-Miz.
-Ladies.

-Hi.
-Hi.

You know, Liz,
there's really nothing worse

than an arrogant, young chef

who thinks they're way more
talented than they actually are.

The line better be fucking
spotless tomorrow when I get in.

Enjoy the rest of your evening,
ladies.

Holy shit.

She has so much pull
in the industry.

I'm screwed, Kai.
I'm literally screwed. I'm done.

Well, I have all the pull in
the world in my own apartment.

-So let's go.
-It's just she already hated me.

And now I've given her
a legitimate reason
to get rid of me.

Look, it's totally
gonna be fine. The universe
is all connected. Lighter.

-Yes, indeed.
-Thank you.

Alrighty. Oh, damn,
I'm high already. Fuck.

[LAUGHTER]

Mmm.

-TAYLOR: Well, Lizzy.
-Wow, yeah.

-Liz, it'll be fine.
-No, it won't, Tay, be fine.

-Bong.
-[GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING]

-Kai, bong!
-Uh, yeah. God, just vibes.

Greedy weedy.

-[CHUCKLES]
-[MUSICAL RINGTONE]

Oh, fuck, my phone, okay. Uh...
Why is my cousin calling me?

[COUGHS]

-Jack?
-Yeah. Ew.

-Tay?
-No, I'm good.

-What's up, cuz?
-What's up, Moonriver?

-How you doin'?
-Oh, you know, just vibin'.

Why you calling me
so fuckin' late, weirdo?

Well, I have a bit of a
ridiculous question, actually.

Ah, yeah, well, I'm probably way
too high to answer right now,

but ask away, Captain Jack.

Did you read the trades?
My firm took over Saucy.

-Oh!
-You own Saucy now?

We were literally
just nostalgizing about it,
like, at dinner.

Your eyes must be burning.

-Your ears. God...
-I don't think that...

What... Who...
who am I talking to?

-Oh, you remember Lizzy...
-Hi.

...Taylor, Mary, the girls.

Yes, of course!

-How we doing, ladies?
-Vibin'.

-I'm dying.
-Yeah, we're okay.

Well, I'm... I'm just calling
because I'm working

to get
all the vendor tents filled,

and some asshole
just bailed on me last minute.

And I need a replacement ASAP.

You were the only one
I could think of
who's irresponsible enough

to take off for the weekend
at a moment's notice.

Um, thanks, uh, but, yeah,

I don't think
I can pull that off. I'm sorry.

Boo! What about
your friend, Lizzy?

Doesn't she cook
at some big-time place?

-Yeah.
-Not anymore, maybe.

After this weekend's sin,
I definitely don't think
I'm gettin' time off.

Yeah, she fuckin said some shit
about her boss

and then her boss just appeared.

[FAKE LAUGHS] Shut the fuck up.

Not even for a big tent
with prime location?

-You could make
some good money too.
-Money isn't everything, Jack.

Right, okay. Yes.
But it's going to be
at least a couple of thousand.

And it's great exposure. Lots
of magazines and then sponsors.

And there's
a dope industry party.
You just give me a 60% cut.

-I know, I know. It sounds--
-I'll do it. I will.

Hell, yeah!
That's what I'm talking about.

Um, hold on. What the hell?

I mean, you got
a portable kitchen somewhere?

-Taylor gave me the look.
-I did not give you the okay.

You looked at me.
"You got this, girl" look.

The tent comes with equipment.
We can make it work.

Just bring the ingredients.

Look, Jack,
I'm gonna have to call you back.

-We're just gonna talk about it.
-I'm emailing you
the info, Kai.

-Jack!
-Just fill out the forms.

And I'll take care of the rest.

-Thanks, ladies.
-Oh, shit.

Dude, you're fucking kidding me.
Now I have to fill out a form.

-Oh, it's one form, Kai.
-What if it's two?

I don't know.
I got desperate, okay? Shit.

What did I just do?

You just signed up
to work a food festival

that starts literally tomorrow.

Tom...

-Yeah.
-KAI: Yeah.

Crazy. That's insane.

-There's no way you can do it.
-But...

-No.
-LIZ: Yes...

No. Don't give me that look.

-Taylor, what are you
doing tomorrow?
-No.

-Yes.
-No.

-Please.
-No! Not happening.

Okay, what, so you're gonna
sit around while your ex
picks up all her shit?

That dildo's yours. Come on.

Not the one with the tentacles.
Don't let her take that one.

-LIZ: Tay.
-You do have a fair point.

I am fair. Come on, Tay.

Oh, you're...
you're such an asshole.

LIZ: Yes! But I'm your asshole.

-[TAYLOR GROANS]
-Am I your asshole too, Kai?

Well, I was gonna shroom
pretty hard

and try to sell
some feet pics, but...

-But?
-There's always tomorrow.

-Let's do it!
-Yes! Yay!

Okay. I'm scared. Okay.

We gotta make a lot of coffee
before our prep tomorrow morning
for Saucy.

-Coffee for Saucy.
-Coffee for...

-Shut up, Kai.
-Okay.

-Oh, wait, guys.
-LIZ: Yeah.

What do we do about this one?

KAI: Oh, those are the mints
she liked.

-They're not regular mints?
-No.

TAYLOR: Oh, shit,
yeah, she's out.

-LIZ: Good night, Mary.
-TAYLOR:
This will be interesting.

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMING CONTINUES]

[SQUEALS] Where the hell am I?
And why the fuck
is there no service here?

Am I in fucking Canada
right now? And now
my fucking app won't load!

Why she gotta do Canada
like that? I don't even think
she's been there.

She really needs to calm down.
Her blood pressure's gonna go.

She's not gonna get a car
around here, that's for sure.

I had a very important
meeting today.

Okay, Mary, chill, all right?
It's gonna be okay.

And I really think you need
to rethink your decision.

You're gonna miss out on
all the fun and female bonding.

You guys kidnapped me, okay?
I mean, you know what?

I'm not going to some freakin'
disgusting hippie festival.

Okay? No offense, Kai. What,
just to get food poisoning?

-No offense, Lizzy,
but you know what?
-LIZ: It's fine.

Do not contact me when you guys
come home with just nasty fleas

and intestine-eating diseases,
okay?

Just do not call me. And my car
will be here in 15 minutes.

-Okay.
-Fuck! Okay, now it says 20.
Great.

I don't know, Mary.
That's called "karma."

-Okay, well, bye.
-Have fun getting home, Mary.

Bye.

LIZ: Text us when you make it.
Let the countdown begin.

-KAI: Hopefully,
she doesn't get picked.
-LIZ: Oh, I know.

How long you wanna bet?

I'm giving it a good ten,
nine, eight, seven...

-You know what?
-...six...

-I have two things to say.
-...five... Yes?

One, fuck you, and two,
I'm in because my car canceled.

[WHOOPING]

-Yes, Mary!
-Alrighty, princess!

We love you, Mare.
We're gonna rock this thing.

-You better fucking
rock this thing.
-I told you guys.

-Roo.
-She's back!

All right, everyone repeat after
me, fun and female bonding!

ALL: Fun and female bonding!

[♪ "CLAP TO THIS" PLAYING]

MARY: Were you all still drunk
when you packed my bag?

LIZ: No, we just gathered
all the stuff we stole from you
over the years.

MARY: You guys suck.

[♪ "CLAP TO THIS" CONTINUES]

KAI: Okay, what Spotify playlist
shall we listen to?

Pop country feels appropriate.
I mean, as we're currently
in the boonies.

-LIZ: The great upstate.
-KAI: How about Funk Outta Here?

MARY: Yes, please,
'cause you couldn't get me the
fuck out of here fast enough.

♪ You're just a shadow
on the wall...

-TAYLOR: You good?
-LIZ: I don't know.

I still need
to pick up veggies and...

TAYLOR: Lizzy, wait. Look.

There's a place right up ahead.

Kai, hang left.

♪ You're just a shadow
on the wall

♪ They don't mean
nothing at all...

Oh, cute.

-Nice.
-This is so cute.

Good job.

Kai, could we have parked
any better?

I like it. I think it's great.

But what if... Never mind.

-Ooh. There we go.
-I think it's a great
parking spot.

It's in the middle of the damn
driveway. You need any help?

-This is so pretty.
-Yes, please.

-Thank you.
-This is perfect.

-Wow, look at this.
-Huh.

-Well, I mean,
this looks promising.
-Yeah.

LIZ: I mean, there's
no one here, though, so...

That depends on who
or what you're looking for.

In life? Or, like, right now?

Is this
your personal collection?
Or is any of it for sale?

And that depends
on if I like you or not.

I don't know about her,
but I think I'm pretty likeable.

-What can I get you, ladies?
-Have a couple things I need,
but you might not have them all.

Try me.

-Nasturtium.
-Flower or leaf?

-Flower.
-Done.

Damn. I didn't even need that.
I was just guessing.

Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh!

Those are those... those things.
Those things that are...
Oh, my God.

-What are they?
-Alpacas.

-Yes!
-Edible?

No, but they are considered
a delicacy.

-In Peru.
-Can we go check 'em out?

-Yeah.
-Okay.

[PHONE BUZZES]

-Happens every time.
-I'm sure.

-Um...
-Is that...?

Give me a minute.
I'll be right back. I'm sorry.

-Have you been to Peru?
-Yeah.

I don't know where it is.

I said I... I don't know.

Okay, I know
it means a lot to you,

but I have no idea where you
could have possibly left it.

This stuff is gorgeous.
You really, really have a gift.

I know. I honed my skills
when I was in France.

-God, I miss it there.
-Why'd you leave?

Well, I thought it was time
to come home.

I was away for too long
and wanted to do my own thing.

Actually, this is
the first time I've opened
this up to the public.

-This is your first time?
-Yeah.

I mean, clearly a success.

This is some of the best-grown
produce I've seen all season.
Hands down.

Great food
comes from the source.

It's the heartbeat of any good
dish. Every chef knows that.

-So you're a chef?
-I mean, I'm trying to be.

I guess my answer differs
on different days.

Just wish I had more support,
you know?

Or some kind of direction
from more women on top.

Ah, jeez, well, it ain't easy.

I mean, long hours,
hard work, shitty pay.

Ooh. You're a chef too?

Um, so, what brings you
and your gang up here?

Just cooking at a food festival.
Filling in for someone
last minute.

-Saucy?
-That's the one.

-Hmm. What you cooking?
-I'm gonna make a savory pastry.

I got some great laminated dough
from my friend Kai's bakery.

-Laminated dough.
-Mm-hm.

Wow, that's, um, bold.

-But you look like a badass.
-I try.

Uh, wait, hold it.
I... I know who you are.

You are that... the one that was
on that show. Sliced & Diced!

You're the chick
who lost her shit.

Yes, I am the chick
who lost her shit.

Crazy, overly emotional female.
That's me.

Well, sometimes crazy
is what makes us great.

Yeah, I'm still waiting
on my crazy to turn great.

Don't worry about the bullshit.

I mean, that show is garbage.
It's just about ratings.

Has nothing to do
with a real chef's talent.

-I hope so.
-Cut to commercial!

-Cut to commercial.
-Cut to commercial.

You caught me.
Can I get these?

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

Oh, my gosh! Look at you.
Yes, hi! You are so cute.

-Oh, my goodness.
-Oh, hello.

-Yes. Hi, hi. Oh, my goodness.
-You are so majestic.

Oh!

-You are a celebrity.
-You're so cute.

This one don't like you.
Yes, chop, chop, chop, chop.

You are too...

Okay. All right.
Gross, gross, gross.

-That's disgusting.
-Hmm. Interesting.

Salty.

-Oh.
-[SQUEALS]

Oh!

[WAILS]

I'm done. I'm fucking done.

Pack up your own shit and get
out. It's... It's... Fuck.

-Do I even have to ask?
-Take a guess.

Or you could just let people in
for once.

-Tay, why did you even answer?
-I have no idea.

Dude, you need to stop
dating assholes

and date someone who respects
you and is actually nice to you.

Yeah, maybe I should.

You don't deserve Jess's
bullshit, that's for sure.

Huh. Might just listen to you
for once.

-Speaking of shit...
-What?

Oh, my God. Oh, my...
What happened?

-Don't worry,
I have extra T-shirts.
-She's gonna hate it.

Oh, God! Stop!

-Oh, my God.
-LIZ: You're doing great, girls!

-TAYLOR: Oh, wow, wow.
-Feels like I peed myself.

[MARY SQUEALING]

[BLEATING]

-Mary, get... get over it.
-I'm in a T-shirt. I hate this.

-I feel gross. I'm sticky.
-TAYLOR: Oh, my God.

-This is not okay.
-Kai's in it too.

-[PHONE RINGS]
-Shit. Oh, my gosh!

Clint's FaceTiming me.
What do I say?

Just say that you went away
with your girlfriends
for the weekend. It's fine.

Oh, shit. No, guys,
he is not gonna like this.
I don't know what to do.

Why is it even a big deal?
Just tell him to screw off.

Oh, fuck. Okay, um...
Okay... How do I look?

-LIZ: You're fine.
-Um... Oop! Hey, baby!

Hey, babe.
I just passed Citarella
and was thinking about dinner.

-What are you
gonna make tonight?
-Um...

My protein shake
just isn't filling me up right.

I need something
more substantial.

Even though you don't
eat meat or whatever,
you can make steak, right?

And what are you wearing? That
color looks terrible on you.

I know, it's so... It's funny.
I'm actually not in New York
right now.

See, the girls took me away
for the weekend.

We didn't talk about this.
What the fuck, Mary?

Did you check with me? No.

Did you ask
if I was okay with this? No.

What am I supposed to do this
weekend? Are we even together?

Clint, listen, okay,
you are on video, so everyone
can hear you right now.

-Yeah, Clit,
you're being aggressive!
-Fucking great.

-[BLEEPING]
-Cl... Bye. Seriously?

Yeah, Mary, you can't let him
speak to you like that.

That was, like,
really unpleasant.

Okay, well, you guys
weren't supposed to hear that.

And he's just...
He's really upset.

You know,
we had plans this weekend.

And then you guys decide
to take me away, so...

Like what? Sucking his teeny
peen and making him steak?

-Boo, bitch! Send him back!
-Guys, listen, he... he's upset.

He's really concerned
about my job, unlike you guys.

And, you know,
it's because he cares.

-He really cares about me.
-Yeah, really shows.

-We're done. He's done.
-You know what? I'm over this.

-TAYLOR: Toss him. Toss him.
-KAI: Bye, Clint.

-I fucking hate this.
-LIZ: Bye to your life.

-Good night. Curtains.
-Can you get this?

[LAUGHTER]

No one gonna help me
with these veggies?

-Oh, my God,
I'll give you a hand.
-Thank you, Taylor.

♪ Once you taste the sunlight

♪ It's hard to go without it

♪ 'Cause at first you...

KAI: Oh, this is so fancy!
Oh, my God!

-TAYLOR: Yes, Kai.
-KAI: Oh, thank you.

LIZ: This is nice!

TAYLOR: I hope we have time
to get in the pool.

-MARY: Gram.
-TAYLOR: Okay, okay!

-Dude.
-Okay, Kai.

Oh, my gosh.

-Look at this.
-Wow!

-More snacks, Lizzy.
-Look at me. Knowing the vibes.

Food, okay.

-What do we have here?
-Oh, my God.

Guys, look at the crumb
on this bread. It...

-It's probably slow fermented.
-Fermented.

Oh, my God,
and the color of this blackberry
is so, so, so rich.

-Oh, my gosh, artisanal jam.
-No, Ma...

-Mmm!
-So disrespectful.

Oh, my gosh,
and there's a boutique!

Now I can change
out of these dirty-ass clothes.

-She really put her hands
in the jam.
-I know, I know. It's gross.

Hi! Hi.
Ooh, I love your glasses.

Thanks. I like your...
Checking in, are we?

Uh, yes. My friends and I
are actually in town for Saucy.

And we have one room
under Kai Clary.

C as in Capricorn, L as in Love,
A as in Air, R as in Road Trip,

-and Y as in YOLO!
-Wow, okay, yeah, sure.

-I can check you in for both.
-Awesome.

Yeah, no, I'm not seeing that
you're staying here with us.

-When did you
make the reservation?
-Yesterday.

-Did you use a different name?
-Uh, no, but... but maybe...

Do you need me to spell Clary
for you again? It's C...

Oh, God, no. Got it. Clary. Not
seeing anything for that name.

I... I know I made the
reservation. Just one second.

Uh, okay, is there, like,
another system you can check?

I don't know, could you just,
like, check again?

Yeah. No, so we were actually
fully booked as of yesterday.

I don't think you would have
been able to even make
a reservation here.

Maybe you made one for
Simple Stays down the street.

-[PHONE RINGS]
-Sorry, I should take this.

Hello. Yes.

Oh, lookee here.
Tom made it onto Rising Star.

What's next, 30 Under 30?

You know, you should have won
that thing. We all know that.

Do we?

Whoops.

Well, I mean, Taylor,
if you did that, I think
I just might have to...

And that's for taking me down
with a damn lemon.

How does that feel, Tommy boy?
Hmm?

Schwum, wum, wum, wum,
wum, wum, wum, wum.

-And you know what? One more.
-Mmm.

That is for every woman of color

who has to work so much harder
than any other mediocre
white dude.

Yeah, that's you, Tom.

Oh, crap.

-That was good.
-What's up?

-Pack it up, ladies.
-Yeah.

-LIZ: Oh, God.
-I'm sorry.

Bags!

-I'm sorry.
-Why the face?

We cannot... sleep here.

-What?
-We have to go.

-Don't look at me.
-You're telling me
I can't stay here?

Well, um, the receptionist
was exceptionally rude.

And... and I do not want
to support an establishment
that supports rude...

Kai, I just got here.

-Uh, but think of the people.
-The people?

Yeah, I... I got another place.

It's... it's only ten miles
away. It's really great.

-Thanks, Kai. Thank you, Kai.
-Yeah.

-ALL: Thank you, Kai.
-Yeah.

♪ My younger self
was in a movie

♪ She always wanted to be better
Speed up time

♪ She chased the future
looking at me

♪ Wish I could let her know
to just enjoy the ride

♪ Yeah, caught up in the noise
Yeah, caught up in the tide

♪ Yeah, caught up
in the movie...

Well, did you book a cabin
or a dollhouse?

-Are you sure
that this is it, Kai?
-It's what it says.

-At least we have shutters.
-Okay, well, you know what?

It's fine, all right?
I know I'll fit.

Y'all can sleep outside tonight,
frickin' tall asses.

It's just one night.
Just one night.

Well, I know what we need.
Whiskey.

So, what kind of Spotify
playlist are we in the mood for

on this balmy summer's eve?

Okay, so I know you are a queen
at Spotify playlists,

but I do vote that Taylor
whips out la guitarra.

-Oh, no, I'm good.
I'll do it for you.
-LIZ: Two steps ahead.

-Thank you, thank you.
-See, guys, this isn't so bad.

I mean, I think
it's pretty awesome, okay?

The whiskey's flowin',
the vibes are goin'.

Yes, Kai, big city livin'.

Okay, but, actually,
what is the plan for tomorrow?

Okay, so tomorrow
is industry night,

but set up in the day and then
Jack is throwing a rager.

Party full of chefs. Sounds like
a healthy serving of ego.

You know, you guys really owe me
a spa day after this.

-Make it a spa week.
-Oh, come on, Mary.

When was the last time
you sat on a nice patch of grass
with your girlfriends?

-Not long enough.
-Shut up. You're having fun.

Even I'm having fun.

KAI: Would you rather be three
foot seven or seven foot three?

MARY: Three seven,
'cause then I'd get
really awesome high heels.

KAI: Okay. Would you rather
give up cheese or oral sex?

-LIZ: Giving or taking?
-KAI: Both.

-LIZ: Oral sex.
-MARY: Cheese.

TAYLOR: Cheese. Oral sex is way
too important to my people.

♪ We can do it on a weekday

♪ At the crib, hit the pool
Find some time to spend

♪ I know you got a free day...

Are you one of the vendors?

-Are you a vendor?
-We actually have a tent.

-Name?
-KAI: It's under
my cousin's name.

Which is...?

-Jack Woods, please.
-Jack Woods is my boss.

He doesn't have a tent
in his name.

-Can you call him
and figure this out?
-Uh, yeah.

My friend here is a little flaky
on the details.

Can you give us a minute
to call him?

You know what? I'll just
call him on the walkie.

Jack, are you there?

Gary, can you cover for me?
We got a holdup over here.

Sorry.
He should respond quickly.

Well, hopefully not too quickly.

-Oh.
-Can you not?

JACK: Ashley, come in. Over.

Yeah, I've got some girls here

who say they have a tent
in your name.

-Sorry. What's your name again?
-Kai.

-ASHLEY: Her name is Kai.
-[RADIO STATIC]

-Hello?
-You have to say "over."

-You didn't say "over." Over.
-I said her name is Kai. Over.

Kai! Great! I sent her
the forms to fill out.

The tent should be
under her name, actually.

-Last name's Clary. Over.
-Yeah, I'm not seeing anything.

Are you sure
you filled out the forms?

Um, it's...
it's possible I didn't.

But that... that's not
a big problem, right?

-It's possible?
-Jeez.

ASHLEY:
Kai didn't fill out the forms.

Is there a place
you want me to put them?

-LIZ: Kai?
-It's fine.

-Over.
-Goddammit, Kai. Oh, fuck.

Just give me a minute.
I'll get back to you. Over.

-Kai, you had one job.
-Whatever. It's fine.

-But what if it's not fine?
-It's gonna be fine.

Yeah, it's always fine for you,
isn't it?

So, was I scoping
a little action going on here
between the two of you?

-Well, it's not off
to a great start.
-She seems like a bitch.

Probably because you're making
her job a living hell.
Thought about that?

Yeah, well,
she's cute though, right?

-She's honestly so not cute.
-Mary.

I mean, if you like
the farmer type. Look at her.

-Look. She's coming. Look.
-LIZ: Mary, for real.

Okay, so moved
some stuff around,

and I got you guys over
on the east side of the grounds.

It's a pretty happening locale.

Here's a map. You're gonna be
on lot 29 with a basic kitchen.

And I'll stop by a little later
to make sure
you have everything you need.

TAYLOR: Awesome. Thanks.

Oh, hey,
could you actually ask Jack

if we could crash
at his place tonight?

Our Airbnb sucks.

No.

-So not cool.
-Okay, guys,
it's gonna be amazing.

All right? Look, she said
happening locale. Let's go.

-But honestly, like...
-It's gonna be good, okay?
Let's go.

♪ Handle your business

♪ It's time to hustle
It's time to hustle

♪ Come on, get up now

♪ Handle your business

♪ It's time to hustle
It's time to hustle

♪ I wake up in the morning

-Whoo-hoo!
-We're here.

[SIGHS]

Okay.

All right, chop, chop, ladies.
We got work to do.

Here, let me help.

-[GRUNTING]
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Ladies, please.

Can we please be careful?
That is precious cargo.

Well, Lizzy, it's like
a thousand pounds over here.

Um, where are we supposed
to plug everything in?

Okay, one second, Taylor.

Hold up. Is this...
We only have one plug?

Guys, I have like nine things
that need power.

Well, can't you just
buy another one?

Well, you know what? No.
I will text Jack, okay?

Well, wait.
Excuse me! Please! Can...

-Okay, did we bring
a surge protector?
-I wouldn't know.

I was unconscious when
you packed up the car, remember?

-Remember.
-Yes, Mary was unconscious.
I was high.

Taylor was hesitant. We work
with what we got, people. Yeah?

All right, let's just get
the fridge plugged in

and everything
out of the cooler, okay?

Okay, we are Bond on a budget,
and we will make it work.

-We have to. Grab this.
-Okay.

-Do you know how to set this up?
-Aren't you the camper?

Yeah, but I usually
just sleep under the stars.

I'm closet-phobic.

-Seriously?
-Yeah.

Taylor, we need you
over here, please.

-We'll do this later.
-Thank you.

Ooh, okay, tent.
Simple. Will be simple.

I think we'll just...
um, just grab a corner

and we'll put it upright, okay?

Good thinking.

-Yeah.
-Mary.

-Yes?
-Help, please.

-LIZ: Some help.
-TAYLOR: Thank you.

-LIZ: There we go.
-KAI: A little bit...

And pull on three. Ready?

One, two, three!

Ah! What the fuck!

-Kai, I'mma need you
to be better.
-Not helpful.

All right, well,
this just doesn't seem right.

Are we gonna be cooking
on the floor, like, shabadabada?

Okay, but seriously,
we gotta figure this out.

Oh, wait. You just pull up.

-Bitches...
-There we go.

...man your poles and rise.

-Up, and up, and up, and up.
-Not really into poles, Liz.

-I've seen
your sophomore year, Taylor.
-Can you please not remind me?

Okay, this explains
why I don't have a boyfriend.

All right, well, we are erect.

-Nice. Good job, Mary.
-I'm hot.

Yes, you are, girl.
Yes, you are.

Okay, thank you so much.
Please take these all to Jack's.

Appreciate it. You can tell him
that Kai sent you.

-Thanks.
-Really hope there's AC.

-Of course, there'll be AC.
It's Jack.
-Where'd you get those?

-A woman of mystery.
-Well, give me some.

Okay.

You think Lizzy will be upset,

seeing us eat Cheetos and not
all the fancy food around here?

I mean, probably.

That's why we just gotta finish
them before they get back.

I'd really like if someone
could fetch me a cocktail.

-You know?
-Yeah.

Anyone? No?

-Can you not?
-Well, what am I supposed
to do with it?

I don't know, wipe it
on your pants or something.

It's like, I hear it,
and it's just gross.

[SLURPING]

-All right, let's go, ladies.
-Um, Mary.

You should post a photo
of the tent on your Instagram.

You have the most followers,
so it makes the most sense.

Yeah, spread the word, sister!
Ooh, my vape.

Yeah, no offense,
but this is not the kind of
content my followers wanna see.

-Oh, please, Mary, come on.
-No, I'm serious.

I would lose
all of my vegan followers, okay?

They can smell the disgusting
meat sizzling through a photo.

-You're not even vegan.
-I was.

But now I'm pescatarian
this month.

Yeah, and also a pain in the ass
this month.

Guys, I can't, okay?

Because first off,
you jerk-turkeys kidnapped me,
and my boss thinks I'm out sick,

so I can't be seen at
a frickin' food festival, okay?

But if you hand me your phone,
I will shoot all the content
for you and post from there.

Because my two followers
are really gonna help
increase our volume.

-Where's my phone?
-I don't know.

Ooh, yeah. I'll be back.

-Mare, just catch up with us.
-Alrighty.

Oh, yes.

Okay. Prince Louis! Hi, pumpkin!
Mommy loves you.

Yes, I'm coming home soon.
I will be home soon.
All the treats...

♪ Tell me,
could you let me know
Could you let yourself go?

♪ Oh-oh, oh

♪ Could you let yourself be
Release your fantasy?

♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh

♪ To be wild and free

♪ To be bad like me

♪ Yes and no, yes and no
Yes and no...

I didn't know
everyone was gonna be serving.

I thought it was just setup day.

These people
are just overachievers, okay?

We're gonna size up
this competition, all right?

Size all you motherfuckers up.

-I like the way she thinks.
-Me too, I guess.

[GASPS] Oh, my God!
The Godfather!

-You are like the pizza king.
-How you doin'?

I've read about you
in an Eaterarticle. Can I?

-Absolutely.
-Thank you. Grazie.

Prego. Prego.

-Mmm. Try.
-I mean, it looks
just like pizza.

Don't say that.

Mmm! It's incredible!

-It's more than pizza.
-It's incredible.

♪ This harmony is changing us
We can't only live in lust

♪ Or are we living
la vida loca?

♪ To be wild and free...

[CHUCKLES] You look like
you'd be really skilled
handling that fish taco.

[CHUCKLES]

Must not have gotten it.

-Where the hell is Mary?
-Her dog probably called.

Oh, man. Jack really did
a good job developing all this.

I know, right?
I'm so proud of him.

I introduced him
to the culinary arts.

Feels good to inspire people.

-Liz, are you okay?
-Yeah, I'm just scoping out
the scene.

And I definitely
have to bring my A game.

It'll be fine. Don't worry.
It'll be good.

-It's okay.
-Yeah.

-Oh, hey, dude.
-Where have you been?

-I was taking a phone call.
-WOMAN: Hey.

You guys wanna sample
our mushrooms?

-Never say no to mushrooms.
-Sure!

Oh, nice.

-Our last batch, fire-roasted.
-Thank you.

These are delicious.
Were these freshly foraged?

Hey, José,
where'd you get the shrooms?

-Get out. Oh, what the...
-No.

-Dude, what?
-Yo.

What you doing here
following me? Come on.

-Oh, chef let you off
for the weekend?
-Uh, no.

-So you no called, no-show?
-Yeah.

Oh, that's ballsy.

-You know me, big balls.
-What are you cooking?

Thinking of doing something
with laminated dough.

-Laminated dough?
-Yeah.

In this heat,
at a food festival.

-I'm Mary, by the way.
-I'm José.

-Nice to meet you.
-It's nice to meet you too.

Yeah.

Um, so how about
the rest of you ladies?
You guys all cooking too?

-No.
-Well, we are this weekend.

Whatever Liz needs, we're on it.

-Thank you.
-I love that.

Which, by the way,
are you the little wood fairy

who went out into the woods
to get these little mushrooms?

-Oh, yes, I am.
-Freakin' precious, dude.

Wow. They're amazing.

I mean, you should open
your own restaurant with those.

-That's the dream.
-Yeah.

Yeah, just need
100,000 followers, a trust fund.

That is bullshit. No, you don't.

No, I mean, like,
your food's great,

and, I mean, I can certainly
help you get your followers up.

That's easy for me.
I do it all the time, I mean.

And food like that
sells itself, so...

That's the kind of energy
that I need.

She never does her social media.

-I do.
-LIZ: She doesn't.

Yeah, well, I gotta wrap up
for industry night.

-Will I see you there?
-Yeah, I'll be there.

Yeah, you'll see her,
I mean, us there.

-Great.
-Nice meeting you.

-LIZ: Bye, dude.
-Jack's my cousin.

-We'll be there.
-All right.

-I'm Kai. Bye.
-Kai, Kai.

Yeah, bye.

Did I sense a little bit
of fuegothere, Mare?

-What are you talking about?
-I don't know.

I saw your eyes twinkling
for the first time, Mary.

I could feel the vibes.
They were spicy.

-Saucy.
-Okay, please, guys, listen.

I have a boyfriend,
thank you very much,
and I am very happy with him.

I just really enjoyed
his mushrooms.

You could be juggling
his little portobellos.

[LAUGHTER]

-Are you done?
-No.

It's not funny. I have
a boyfriend, and I'm happy.

-KIA: Laugh.
I juggled fake balls.
-Mushrooms.

-Is she happy?
-Okay.

That was good. That was good.

Sweet. Looks like
there will be some new
live music here tomorrow.

Guess there is.

-Tay! What's up?
-Lotus! How are you?

I'm great. Hi. It's so good
to see you. We've been worried.

You been making other meetings?

Well, I've been going to a few
different ones, actually.

Can I give you a call?
Is that okay?

Of course.
You can call me anytime.

Matter of fact,
I'm gonna be performing
at the music tent tomorrow.

-You should check it out.
-Cool, yeah, I'll try.
I will. Promise.

Well, it was good to see you.

I actually have to talk
to the sound guy.

Okay. Nice to see you too.
See you later.

-Is Taylor still gay?
-Who was that?

Just a dude
that I used to play music with.

Well, why didn't you
introduce us?

I didn't think
he was that important. Why?

Since when do you have
random dude friends?

I have a lot
of random dude friends.

Well, it's fine.
Let's keep going.

-Come on.
-No good dude friends.

-Are you frickin' kidding me
right now?
-ALL: What?

LIZ: Take a guess what.

-KIA: Uh. Is that Tom?
-LIZ: Yeah, it is.

Dude, I've avoided him
for, like, seven years,

and now we're just here
like this.

-You look good.
-Do I?

He's kinda cute.

-Mary!
-Where the hell is Clint now?

Don't worry, he's still a prick,
Lizzy. He doesn't matter.

Yeah, clearly
a really successful prick.

You know what? Screw him.

I mean, anyone can look fancy
looking like that.

-Shit.
-What?

-I think he saw me.
-Girl.

-Oh, my gosh.
-All right.

-He's looking at me right now.
-Okay.

-Right now.
-I doubt he sees you.

But we have to be
at Jack's anyway, so...

No, we gotta go.
We gotta back it up, ladies.

-Okay, we're blocking you.
-We're fine.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

-LIZ: Are we
in the enchanted forest?
-KIA: I guess.

Ooh, pulled pork? Nice. Thanks.

-That looks fancy.
-JACK: Hey, ladies!

Kai, long time no see.
How's your mom? Still hot?

-Still your aunt.
-Not by blood. Lizzy.

-Oh, Jack.
-Hello.

Thank you so much for coming.
My most favorite vendor.

-Are you all set up?
-Yeah.

I mean,
the locale is really happenin'.

Oh, good, good.
That's great to hear.

All right, ladies,
I have got to go and mingle,
but have a great time.

-Thank you! Yeah!
-Thanks, Jack.

We super appreciate it!
Thank you.

-Has he always been British?
-Dude, I don't know.

He spent a summer in London and
came back a massive douchebag.

-Is that how it works?
-I guess.

♪ You make me feel
crazy good right now...

Okay, I know I've said this,
like, three times,

but that pulled pork
was to die for.

And, dude, this chicken, I mean,

-it is just chicken,
but, like, damn.
-Hey.

-LIZ: Hey,
it's not just chicken.
-Sup, y'all?

-Hey, what's up, dude?
-How are you?

-Hey.
-Tell me
you're trying this pork.

This is insane.

We're actually gonna go
and get some more.

-Can you just bring me
some back?
-We're gonna get some more.

-Kai, get up, come on.
-Oh, okay. I was...

-Enjoy.
-I was really comfortable,
but okay.

-Let's go. Bye.
-Okay, okay, bye.

-Oh, my gosh.
-Yeah.

-Liz is the best.
-Yeah, she's great.

-She's a really hard worker.
-Very hard worker.

-So, what do you do in the city?
-Uh, I'm actually in finance.

I mean, not as cool
as being a chef, but...

-Oh, finance
is pretty impressive.
-Thanks.

-You must have worked
so hard at school.
-Honestly, yeah.

-Probably a little too hard.
-I like a girl with drive.

Well, I like a guy who can cook.

-So, are you from New York?
-I'm actually
from Oaxaca, México.

I moved here with my mom
when I was five.

Oaxaca, Mexico.
I know... I know that area.

Yeah, um, that is home
of the mole.

-[CORRECTS PRONUNCIATION] Mole.
-I knew it was mole.

-That's impressive.
-That's funny.

-How'd you know that?
-Uh...

Lizzy, she makes
so many different meals
and explains everything.

-So I picked up a thing or two.
-Wow, I love that.

That's amazing.
I mean, I'm not gonna lie,

I actually make
a pretty mean molemyself, so...

Really? Well, I'd love
to try it some time.

-I'd love to make it for you.
-Okay. You know what?

That can be payback
for me getting
those Instagram followers up.

Deal.

José, you got a minute?

Well, my buddy needs my help.

I hate to leave you hangin'.

Um, can I try and catch up
with you later?

Sure, yeah.
Go, go, go, go. I'll be here.

Bye. "Mole."

TOM: This is lame,
just like all those tents
at the festival. So basic.

Yo, did you see
that Lizzy Sokin chick?

You know, the one
that you, uh, sliced and diced?

She just needed a little bump
from her pedestal.

It's on.

I just don't like the idea
of snakes.

Um, well, there's not a lot
of snakes, like, in nature.

I mean, have you ever actually,
like, been camping?

Yeah, have you, Tay?
Have you been camping?

-Oh, hello. How are you?
-Hello. It's me again.

I don't actually live
at the vendor entrance.

-Well, thank God.
-Oh, really?

-Shit!
-Whoa. What?

Jesus Christ, is he everywhere?

-If you believe in God,
then yeah.
-No, not him. Frickin' Tom.

Oh, Tom Allen? Oh.
Yeah, no, I hate that guy.

He really sucks. He leaves
a bad taste in the mouth.

-Oh.
-You see what I did there?

Chef jokes, love it.
[CHUCKLES]

Looks like he's doing
the watermelon race.

What the hell
is a watermelon race?

You'll see.

-Wait, is that...
-Now, listen, it's not about
making it to the end.

-It's about
who remains standing.
-Hey. I'm Tom. What's your name?

You will soon know me
as the girl who made you cry.

-Excuse me?
-You heard me.
How you like that?

Alrighty! Three, two, one, go!

And look at them go,
ladies and gentlemen.

Going down
the watermelon highway.

Are they still standing?
Yes, they are so far.

So far, so good.
Who's gonna go tumbling down
that watermelon highway, baby?

They're making it. They're
making it. Look at 'em go.
They're going great.

It's amazing. They're doing
a great job. There you go.

Look at 'em go,
ladies and gentlemen.

Oh, my goodness. All the way
to the end. You're doing great.

-You're disqualified.
-CROWD: Oh!

She fell! You're disqualified.

-He cheated! He cheated!
-Disqualified!

-He frickin' pulled the rope.
-Disqualified.

-He cheated.
-It's okay. It's okay.

Disqualified.

[SNORING]

LIZ: You wanna go? You wanna go?
I'll show you
fucking blueberry...

YVETTE: We'll be right back
after a quick commercial break.

LIZ: Cut to commercial.

Okay, breathe, Lizzy, breathe.

[SNORING CONTINUES]

Frickin' kidding me right now.

[MUFFLED GROAN]

All right, friends,
so we are live in five.

Here are the instructions.
We gotta get the dough pulled,
the station set up.

Kai, you come with me
because obviously you have
the most experi...

-Oh, fuck.
-What?

-Um...
-Shit.

-Holy shit!
-Oh, fuck.

-No, no, no, no, no, no.
-Oh, this is bad.

-Not the laminated dough.
-I secured this so tight.

-I know I did.
-Oh, my God. How did this...

Hold on a second. What the fuck?

Why do these have tire tracks?

Are you... Dude, who
plugged it in across the road?

I think I accidentally
switched the plugs.

-No, Mary, no!
-It was an accident.

I didn't mean to. I just...
There were so many cords.

How was I supposed to know
which went where?

Okay, but you shouldn't have
been messing with it anyway.

Can none of you guys just get it
together for five minutes?

Okay, Lizzy, all right,
it's gonna be okay.
We're gonna figure it out.

You just had to go back for
your phone, didn't you, Mary?

Liz, this is an accident.

You guys were the ones
who asked me to post something.

Oh, don't pretend like you gave
a shit about this festival

until José popped up. Come on.

Well, I really don't give a fuck
what you think.

-At least I have
a real life, Lizzy.
-A real life?

I don't know if you can see
this all around you,
but this is real life.

Not one where you just sit
at home in your perfect bubble

and just beg for validation and
likes on your selfies all day.

A, I don't post selfies.
That's 2015.

And B, the only reason
we are here is for you

to salvage some BS reputation
you think you fucking have.

Okay, no one cares
that you lost Sliced & Diced

a million fucking years ago,
so get the fuck over it.

-Mary, you know
that I was cheated.
-I was cheated too.

And it's beginning to be
a bit pathetic, you just
living in this guy's shadow.

At least I have a goal in life
with some integrity.

Well, I hope your integrity
gets you off at night.

You know what? It's better
than going home to your vibrator

while your boyfriend's dead body
lays next to you.

-Why are you bringing Clint
into this?
-Because he sucks, Mary.

You only wanna marry him
for his 401K and his frickin'
cottage in Spain.

-Wow.
-Okay, calm down, okay?

Why don't we try
some Pranayama breaths, okay?

You know what? At least I have
someone who loves me, Lizzy.

Because you are so far up
your career's ass that
you can't let anyone else in.

Yeah, Mary.
Clint really adores you.

-What is that supposed to mean?
-Liz...

What?

What ar...
What are you talking about?

Why do you continue
to bring Clint into this?

Liz, don't do this.

-MARY: What?
-He's not a good guy, Mary.
Okay?

He's a frickin' cheater,
and I had to literally
pull him off Taylor

at your Christmas party
last year.

-What are you talking about?
-Yeah, what?

-Ask her.
-What is she talking about,
Taylor?

-Tell me!
-He cornered me,

and tried to kiss me and was
telling me all this bullshit

about how he was gonna try to
convince me that I was straight.

How could you not tell us this?
I mean, how could you
not tell her this?

Because he was wasted
and I didn't think that
they were gonna stay together.

Then I don't know,
too much time passed,

and now he's looking
at fucking engagement rings.

So I'm sorry, Mary.
I should have told you earlier.

You're sorry?

-Fuck all of you guys.
-LIZ: Wait, Mary!

I can't believe
that you just did that.

Taylor, she had to know
at some point.

-He's a frickin' asshole.
-That's not your right to tell.

So you guys are just keeping
sketchy secrets now?

I didn't wanna make it
a big deal.

I mean, I barely
remember it either. I was...
I was drunk. I didn't...

Okay. Well,
you could have told me, Lizzy.

Honestly, Kai,
could I have told you?

You're the last person
in the world to be able
to keep a secret.

You'd probably try to have a
healing circle, for God's sake.

Well, maybe we should have.

It would have been a whole lot
better than what you two did.

What we did? Wow, so finally
we just don't match up
to your moral code, Kai?

Some of us actually have
bigger things to worry about

than getting stoned
at Mommy and Daddy's hippie cafe

that they bought for us.

-Excuse me?
-You heard me.

What is... What is this?
You're... You're jealous?
Is that what it is?

-You got something to say,
say it.
-No, Kai, I am not jealous.

I am literally baffled that
you have had a huge opportunity
placed into your lap,

and you don't have
three shits to give.

I break my back every
single day, every day,
trying to get where you're at.

And you take it for granted
and just skate by through life.

I mean, who the hell
sells $8 bean water
and calls it cold brew?

It is cold brew, okay? And I
have asked you to work with me.

-You mean work for you.
Is that what you mean?
-No, no.

'Cause I actually wanna work
with someone who cares
about something in their life.

I do care. Just because
I don't spend all day

making fucking tomato dust
doesn't mean I don't work hard.

Well, unlike you, I'm actually
trying to push myself, Kai.

It's how you get better.
I don't know, by taking risks.

Have you ever even thought
that maybe I'm happy

just running a small cafe?

I might actually believe you
if you didn't spend your whole
day stoned out of your mind.

Happy people don't have to be
burned out all the time.

Okay, are we done?
Can we stop this, please?

Now you wanna speak up, Taylor?
Where the hell have you been
during this conversation?

-I've been staying out of it.
-Very clearly, Taylor.

Is that a problem for you?

You know what? It actually
hasn't been until now.

-Why don't you tell me?
-What are you talking about?

Dude, you've been sketchy
and MIA for months.

And you seriously think
we haven't noticed?

Oh, my gosh. Don't drag me
into this. It's not fair.

Well, we've aired everything
else out. So please, Taylor,
the floor is yours.

-No, thanks.
-Seriously, Tay.
Come on. Just say it.

What? I've been going through
some shiz.

Is that what
you wanna fucking hear?

So fine, it's whatever.
We need to go. And we need
to go find Mary.

Don't change the subject.
We're supposed to be
some of your best friends.

Why can't you just tell us
the truth?

-Is this about Jess?
-This is not about Jess.

Then what is it about?

I'm an alcoholic, Lizzy.

Okay, but do you really think
you're an alcoholic?

Or maybe you're just
going through a rough patch?

No, this is not just
a fucking rough patch.

I knew you guys
wouldn't understand.

So I didn't ask for help from
you because you never listen.

I'm gonna go find Mary myself.

-No, Taylor!
-Taylor!

-Shit!
-Fuck, Lizzy.
I'm gonna go take a walk.

-No, Kai.
-I'm gonna take a walk.

Just... Dammit.

Okay. Get it together.
Get it together.

Fuck!

[SIGHS]

Mary! Hey.

Hey, where's the gang?

Uh, I don't know,
and I really don't care.

What's going on?

Nothing. I mean,
everything just went to shit.

We lost all the food,
and Lizzy exploded on all of us.

-Seriously?
-Yeah.

I mean, this festival's
a pressure cooker.

There's a lot of eyes watching,
stakes are high.

Lot of talent here. Maybe take
it easy on her a little bit.

She's got a lot of weight
on her shoulders.

You know, I get that, but
there's a way of going around it

without having to be
a complete asshole to everyone.

Yeah.

Well, look who it is.

Hmm.

Let me help you with that.

You okay?

Depends on what you mean
by okay.

Step into my office.

Thank you all so very much.
You've been such a great crowd.

Hey, you! Come on up here.
Come on...

Ladies and gentlemen, we have
an amazing guest in the house.

Taylor! Come on! Come on,
everybody, give it up
for Taylor. Get up here!

Come on. I'm not gonna
take no for an answer.
Get up here, girl.

Come on.
Come on, come on, come on.

You guys are in for a treat.

-What am I doing up here?
-Rocking.

No, seriously,
what are we gonna play, though?

I think you might recognize it.

Come on. Look, I'm gonna start.

You just follow along,
all right?

-You ready? Okay?
-Yeah.

♪ I ran out
the blue skies for ya

♪ Bring on the cold and rain

♪ From the waterfront
To the serpentine

♪ From the kitchen sink

-♪ To the pantomime
-[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

♪ When the avenues are empty

♪ And the future's 50/50

♪ And everything's on hold

♪ I miss your point of view

♪ The skyline leads me home...

Hey, can I help?

-I'd love to help.
-No, it's fine.

I mean, you're really sweet
for offering,

but I think at this point,
it's just... it's over with.

And you know, you... you have
your station to run, so...

Stevie can handle this
without me.

I'm just gonna get her some oil.

Then I'll be right back.
Cool? Yeah.

-Can I interest you
in a cup of ice tea?
-She is interested.

Rosemary, mint...

Hibiscus?

-Nailed it.
-Perfect.

♪ All the memories are hazy

♪ Maybe I'm still coming to

♪ From the waterfront
To the serpentine

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

[SIGHS] Ever since I was a kid,
I've wanted to be a chef.

I... I have never wanted
anything so bad.

But recently, I...

I don't know anymore.

Like, this dream that I had
of giving something back
to the world,

it hasn't given me shit.

I have tried to do it my way,
I have pushed everyone away,
and...

what are you supposed to do
when the one thing,

the one thing that you love
is absolutely ruining you?

Well, uh...

it's easy to push people away
when you're the one
steering the ship.

I've been there.

I know, it's...

it's a lot of pressure.

To say the least.

But I also know
that struggle is normal.

It's part of life.

So you have to show up
for the people around you

and trust
that they've got your back.

I mean, I guess
I can see that somewhere.

Nowadays, there are
a million ways to cook.

If that's what you really
wanna do, you'll figure a way
to do it. Trust me.

Okay.

[CHUCKLES]

Thanks.

I gotta deliver these veggies,
but, um, I've got some extras.

-You want 'em?
-For real?

Well, I mean, it's not gold
leaf, but it's good product.

Thank... Thank you so much.

Well, it sounds like
you could use a win right now.

I really could,
if you couldn't tell. Thank you.

Bring it in.

Wow. I'm impressed.

-And I'm embarrassed.
-How did you know that guy?

He's just a dude
that I used to play music with.

Well, you sound
really good together.

Thanks so much.
I'm actually kinda surprised.

Not me.

So where's
the rest of your crew?

My friend Mary ran off.

She's the watermelon slayer,
right?

Yeah. She is the one and only.

Yeah, I'm kinda worried
about her. But she'll be okay.

-Wait, wait, wait. Go back.
-Yeah.

So how do you all
know each other?

Uh, we've known each other
since elementary school.

-We, like, go way, way back.
-That is amazing.

It says a lot about you
that you've stuck by each other
for that long.

Yeah, I mean, we're
completely different people,

so I don't even know
if we'd be friends
if we hadn't met back then,

but I don't know, it feels like
a sister bond at this point.

You know? Like, we've been there
through thick and thin.

That is a really beautiful
and special thing.

Yeah, it is.

Thank you so much for listening.

You are so weird.

Yes, I am,
and I think you like it.

Maybe I do.

[BOTH LAUGH]

In spite of everything
that's actually going on,
I feel really bad for Lizzy.

Wait, why?

All her food
got, like, completely ruined.

Wait, we have an office
filled with supplies.

We should go and see
if there's anything you can use.

-No, you don't have to do that--
-No, no, no.

Let me help you save the day.

And you can repay me
by taking me out to dinner.

Like, a dinner date?

Is that not what
you were gonna ask for?

I don't know.

It's sort of fun
to get you all flustered.

I just don't know
how to act around you.

Is being yourself not an option?

-I'm not really
a big fan of myself.
-Well, you should be.

Because you're pretty great.
A little mysterious,
but pretty great.

You have a little something
on your face.

-Do I?
-A little bit.

Come on,
let's get this stuff out

before Jack finds out
I stole his golf cart.

-Okay, let's do that.
-Right.

[LAUGHTER]

Oh, gosh, okay.

-Do you even know
how to do this thing?
-Yeah!

-♪ You better get up now
-♪ You better

♪ Handle your business

-♪ It's time to hustle
-♪ It's time to hustle

♪ Come on, get up now

♪ Handle your business

-♪ It's time to hustle
-♪ It's time to hustle

♪ It's time to hustle...

-What are those?
-Peace offering
disguised as chives.

-Kai, look,
I am so sorry about--
-No, no, no, no.

Lizzy, it's... it's fine. Okay?

-I do take my opportunities
for granted.
-No...

And I could probably
smoke a little less weed,
vape a little less.

But, hey,
wouldn't be as awesome.

-True, true.
-But we're different, yeah?

And what's best for you
might not necessarily be
what's best for me.

Yeah. You are right,
we are very, very different.

And look, I'm sorry about what
I said earlier about the bakery.

I know
that you work your ass off.

And what I said
has nothing to do with you.

And actually has everything
to do with the fact that, yes,

I am a little jealous that
you get to do your own thing,

and I'm clearly still trying
to figure out how to do mine.

Well, it's not all that
it's cracked up to be, okay?

Sometimes we actually
get customers.

-Oh, God forbid.
-I know, right?
So don't be jelly.

I still feel really shitty about
the way that I handled things.

I threw you in the line of fire,
Mary, Taylor. Like what?

Why? I'm sorry.

Okay, look, maybe you haven't
been your best self here.

Yeah.

But I've seen worse,

so I think we'll keep you.

-Please keep me.
-We love you.

I love you!

-Sup, dude?
-Hey.

-What you need?
-What's up?

-Just here to help.
-Hey, you thought about
frying this?

-Hey, she own a bakery
or something?
-When in doubt, fry it up.

I love it. Let's get it.
Let's get this sizzling.

-Kai with the ideas.
-Let's do it.

Ooh, look at my chives.

-Hey.
-Hey, dude.

Come here.

Taylor, I am so sorry
about what I said earlier.

I didn't realize that you were
going through so much,

and I should have listened to
you instead of questioning you.

It's okay. I guess I just wasn't
really ready to talk about it.

But I should have opened up
to you guys sooner.

And as for the other stuff,
Mary needed to know.

I mean, the delivery could have
been a little bit better,
but it's fine.

We love you, Tay,
and we're here for you.

-Always. Promise.
-Yeah.

-Come on.
-I love you assholes too.

Love you.

Have you found Mary yet?
Is she here?

-I just ran into her.
-Yeah?

-I thought
she was coming this way.
-I'm sure she'll be back soon.

Come on, let's get cooking.
Let's go.

Hold on. Who brought me
this wonderful cheese?

Ashley here is a little thief,
or hero, if you call it that.

-It's just a little someth...
-Part of the team. Thank you.

-All right, let's get cooking.
-Okay.

All right.

-What you got
in that brain of yours?
-Hmm.

Do you have
any extra frying oil?

Oh, yeah, I got
a whole truckload of backup.

-Very nice. Can I have some?
-Yes, chef.

-What?
-Come on, Lizzy. You're a chef.

Get me my damn oil.

♪ There's a lighter
in my pocket

♪ And I'm full of gasoline

♪ Light it up and you will see

♪ Sometimes I just go to war
to bring more people...

TAYLOR: What are we doing, boss?

We're gonna fry
the dough rustico style.

I am done cooking
for other people's shit.

About time. What can we do?

All right, Ash,
can you man the front, please?

I would love to, but I gotta
go check on some other tents.

-Come back when I can.
-I gotta get back
to my tent too, so...

-I'll check you out
in a little bit.
-I got the front, Lizzy.

-You won't wanna be cooking?
-Who am I kidding?

Got the voice for radio
and the face for front of house.

-I got this.
-Ooh, I can document it.

And chop things up
if you want me to.

Gonna rock this shit! Whoo!

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ As long as I'm here

♪ I'll do what I want

♪ As long as I'm here

♪ I'll do what I want

♪ What I want

KAI: Okay.

We did it.

Oh, girl.

Okay. Open for business!

-Oh, God.
-Maybe they didn't hear me.

-Where are...
-Try again.

KAI: Open for business!

[SHUTTER CLICKS]

♪ So what if I managed
to mess up the sequence?

♪ And I had to come back
as one, yeah

♪ I'm owning it
I'm owning it, this message

♪ Would be more than worth it
than doing it, so...

KAI: Hello. Would you like
to try our sweet version,

which is ricotta, peach
and chili honey?

Or you could go
the traditional version,
which is tomato and herb.

Either way, it's winner, winner,
chicken dinner.

-Except we don't have
any chicken, so...
-Thank you, Kai. One more.

See, this is what
you're supposed to have
at a food festival.

-Not that crazy shit over there.
-Mm-hm.

-What's that chef's name?
-I think it's, like,
Tom something.

I don't know. He's, like,
some big celebrity chef.

-MAN: Who cares?
-WOMAN: I know.

-Who serves foam? This...
-Yeah, who serves foam,
I'm saying.

...is the kinda thing
you go to a festival for.

You don't wanna try any foam?
Where are you going?

Oh, Lizzy.

So good.

This is literally the best thing
we've eaten all day.

Hands down.

-Oh, my God. Liz.
-What do you want?

-TAYLOR: Did you see this?
-No, what is it?

TAYLOR: Mary's post.

-Hey.
-Yeah.

-That explains all the people.
-Mm-hm.

But how does she even know
that we're open?

She's so sneaky.
I have no idea.

-Where the hell is she?
-But she obviously cooled down.

It's okay, we'll find her
once we run out of dough.

Guys, by the way,
we are almost out of dough.

Which means we are almost sold
out. Which means we did it.

I can't believe it.

[SQUEALING]

♪ I thought
I needed something more

♪ But I've got nothing
now it's over

♪ And I want it back

♪ And I thought
I needed something more

♪ But I've got nothing
now it's over...

Show's over, people. Last order
officially exiting the building.

-I heard
these things are awesome.
-Enjoy!

I am so sorry.
We are sold out, sir.

-Mission fuckin' accomplished.
-We're sold out.

-Holy shit! You guys
are sold out already?
-Yes!

-That is incredible.
-That was intense.

Liz, we are just
so proud of you.

Guys, seriously,
best day of my life.

Better than
the aquarium on edibles?

Better than soup dumplings
on Chinese New Year,

and y'all know
I love a good xiaolongbao,so...

-Or fried dough.
-[ALL LAUGH]

Oh, man, you guys are crazy,
though, 'cause I'm never
doing that again.

All right, let's wrap this up,
'cause the hotdog eating contest
starts soon,

and your boy Tom
is the challenger.

Should we go?
I mean, maybe he'll choke.

-I would love to see that.
-[LAUGHTER]

JACK: Come in, all staff.

We need a challenger
for the final round
of the hotdog contest.

Any takers?
Ask around, please.

Need to fill the spot
in the next five minutes. Over.

Let's welcome, Lizzy.
Come on, give it up for Lizzy.

Alrighty, then, let's go over
the rules one more time.

A hotdog and its bun
must be completely consumed
to be counted.

-Competitors, do you understand?
-Yes, sir.

You didn't lose bad enough
the first time?

Can't cheat your way
out of this one, Tommy boy.

Fried dough?
What is this, a county fair?

Your foam looked like snot
and tasted like alpaca dick.

-This one's for Mary.
-Bitch.

And... go!

[CHEERING]

There they go, folks.
Oh, my goodness,
this is gonna be amazing.

Are we keeping count now?
Oh, we're keeping count.

'Cause this is gonna be
a new record, I'm sure.

[FAST-PACED MUSIC PLAYING]

-Good thing it's not lemon.
-[MUFFLED SPEECH]

ANNOUNCER: Oh, my gosh,
Lizzy is not looking too good.

Looking a little
on the greener side. So,
you know, what are we gonna do?

Come on, Lizzy!

-Come on, Lizzy!
-Faster!

-Come on!
-KAI: You need to focus.

TAYLOR: Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on!

ANNOUNCER: Tom is in the lead by
one hotdog. Will Lizzy catch up?

-TOM: All done?
-Not even close.

ANNOUNCER: Keep going, kids,
keep going.

Fifteen seconds!
Oh, my goodness!

Ten seconds,
nine, eight, seven, six, five,

four, three, two, one, and stop!

All right, thirty seconds to get
down everything in your mouth.

-Oh, here it comes,
here it comes.
-KAI: You got this, Lizzy!

ANNOUNCER: And stop!

Tom, open up.

-SPECTATOR: Oh, man.
-ANNOUNCER: Oh, God.

Those do not count.
Tom, that leaves 13 for you.

Lizzy, we need 14
for you to win.

And Lizzy wins with 15 hotdogs!

Tragic, huh?

And before we go on,
we have a very special surprise
for you all.

And to make the big announcement
is our fearless leader,

Mr. Jack Woods!

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you all so much.

I am so proud
of everyone who is involved

for coming together
and making this happen.

[APPLAUSE]

And there is one new partner

about which
I'm especially excited.

She is someone who has literally
shaped the culinary world.

And she has just come home to us
after a long stint in France.

So without further ado,
may I present culinary legend

Patricia Chamberlain.

-PATTY: Thank you.
-Oh, my God, I love her.

Is Patty... Did you know?

-Yeah.
-Cookbook lady?

Thank you. Thank you
for the warm welcome, Jack.

Thank you
for the wonderful opportunity.

I am so happy
that I got a chance
to be involved in this project.

Many of you know I shy away
from moments like this.

But I was recently reminded
by someone

that we old timers need to guide
the next generation,

and especially me when it comes
to young, female talent.

So I thank you
for your participation,

and we thank you
for all the support

that you're giving
to this wonderful talent.

So now I think it's time
for all of us to give
a round of applause

to a young woman
who went absolutely nuts

on a tray full of hotdogs.

[APPLAUSE]

Very impressive.
I'm glad you beat him.

-[WHISPERS] He's a dick.
-[WHISPERS] I know.

[APPLAUSE CONTINUES]

[BELCHES]

Oh, my God.

[COUGHS]

Patricia!

I should have known
our paths would cross again.

Okay, well, for one,

I did not know
that our paths were gonna cross,

and the eggplant,
the eggplant was a success.

We sold out on all the food,
and you... you...

you are Patricia Chamberlain.

Call me Patty.

I literally started cooking

because of
one of your cookbooks.

You're incredible.

Well, inspiration comes
in many forms.

I just... I can't believe
I didn't recognize you.

I mean, I know
that you've been flying
under the radar for years,

but you...
you're the best of the best.

I'm not in it for the
validation. I just love to cook.

A few good friends

and a nice, delicious
chilled glass of Pouilly-Fuissé,

a farm, and I'm good.

Okay, Patty, I'm...
I'm not good.

Sorry.

-Dude.
-LIZ: Hi, y'all.

-Guys.
-That was incredible.

-Babe. Ooh!
Pregnant with hotdogs.
-I don't care.

I'm literally so proud of you.

And how crazy is it
that Patricia Chamberlain
is the frickin' alpaca lady?

-Dude, mind-blowing.
-That was seriously badass.

Like, you made Tom
look like a little wiener.

Oh, Mary.

Hey. Guys, seriously, in less
than two minutes, 40,000 views.

I mean, it looks like
someone is gonna go viral
for the second time.

So you don't hate me?
We can still be friends?

Until the next time
you decide to kidnap me.

Well, let's start the planning.

Mary, I'm really, really sorry
about the whole Clint thing.

It's messed up.
I should have told you.

LIZ: We were trying
not to hurt you, but that is
exactly what we did.

I am so sorry,
and it won't happen again, Mare.

I appreciate it, guys.
I mean, you were right.

I just, um... I just
didn't wanna see it, so...

We love you.

-We love you, Mary.
-I love you, guys, seriously.

-[PHONE RINGS]
-Oh, speaking of the devil.
One second.

-Go get 'em, tiger.
-Hey, sweetie.

CLINT: Hey, baby,
I'm sorry about before.

So to make it up to you,
I got us a reservation

at Le Bernardin this weekend.

And I even got
a new suit at Bergdorf's.
You're gonna love it.

Yeah, well, I'm not
in a hurry to get back,
and certainly not for you.

-Excuse me?
What's wrong with you?
-Absolutely nothing.

I just had the best time
with my friends,

and I realized I don't
fucking need you anymore.

So you know what?

-Go fuck yourself, Clit.
-Clit?

Oh, and by the way, Prince Louis
is coming home with me. Okay?

-Who's hungry?
-Bam!

-There we go.
-Yes, Mary!

-Oh, my God.
-Oh, no.

-Hey.
-So who's Clit?

Oh, no one. He doesn't matter.

TAYLOR:
♪ Getting a clear view...

Hi. Are you guys all good?
Okay. Okay.

-Hello, guys.
-This dish is fantastic.
I need more.

-I already way ahead of ya.
-[MAN LAUGHS]

-Keep it coming, come on.
-Yeah, top it way off.

Should we just...
Should we do it?

-Absolutely.
-Let's do it.

-Absolutely.
-Cheers, babe.

-Cheers, babe.
-Cheers.

♪ Stitch my heart
till I get through to you

♪ But for now
I'm getting a clear view

♪ And I'll cry...

LIZ: José, tell me,
do we have enough cucumbers?

-Well, hell yeah.
-Hello, hello.

Hey, girl.

You have someone out there
waiting for you.

Okay, I have fans now.

-You got fans.
-You guys gonna be okay?

-Of course.
-Roger that.

-You ready to take over?
-Yes. What's this?

Liz.

Miz, what are you doing here?

You know something, Liz,
I just had one of
the most wonderful meals.

Delicious.

Congratulations,
Chef Lizzy Sokin.

-Thank you, chef.
-Doing it your way.

-Merci,chef.
-No, thank you.
Keep up the good work.

-Fish station out.
-Fish station out.

[CHUCKLES]

-Oh, my gosh.
She said fish station out!
-Fish station out!

-That was
the ultimate compliment.
-Dude, what?

-That was Missy.
-She loved the food.

Yes, oh, God.

Lizzy, you have come so far
from salmon gate.

-It's...
-Yes.

I mean, your restaurant
is popping off right now.

-Our restaurant.
-Love you, Kai.

I smell a franchise coming on.

-Oh, nice thinking.
-Let's smell, ladies.

And money on three.

One, two, three.

ALL: Money!

♪ Waiting for the light

♪ To finally go

♪ And we still got time

♪ When we can't go home

♪ You made up my mind

♪ I'm gonna shake it up

♪ One more time now

♪ In my highest highs

♪ I felt the lows

♪ Guess I never learn

♪ To let it go

♪ After all this time

♪ I gotta give it up

♪ One more time now...

Get the fuck off my hotdog.
Fucking rude.

-Six...
-I have two things to say...

-[SCREAMS]
-[LAUGHTER]

Two things to say.

Wire. Wire.

Oh. I got a little snake
in my tits.

She's coming to visit us later.

LIZ: She's visiting you later,
Taylor.

-Gosh.
-Maybe. Maybe.

-Whoo!
-Hey!

Ah, ah...

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yvette!

YVETTE: We'll be right back
after a quick commercial break.

Can we cut to commercial?

I'm sorry.
I, like, ripped his shirt.

Shit.

[LAUGHTER]

Ladies.

-Have you been to Peru?
-Yeah.

-Have you tried alpaca?
-No.

Good for you.

-You know what?
-I did it for you.

-Thank you.
-Of course.

-I did it all for you.
-I did it all for you.

Did it for you.

♪ The headlines say
we're going down
But I'm optimistic

♪ Still have 51/49 chance
according to statistics

♪ Forecast says it's overcast
But that don't mean a thing

♪ Bring on the rolling thunder
To me it feels like spring

♪ The future is precarious
That much is understood

♪ There's little hope
for humankind
But shoot me, I feel good

♪ The books are blue,
the movies too
A little twisted and disturbed

♪ At least the songs
are still upbeat
Who cares about the words?

♪ My cash flow is running low
My industry's gone bust

♪ Yes, the music keeps on
playing but the algorithm sucks

♪ Don't believe the lies they
spoon-feed you in childhood

♪ Democracy is dying
But shoot me, I feel good

♪ I feel good

♪ I know, I know,
I know, I know
This life is filled with sorrow

♪ But ain't it funny, all our
money is riding on tomorrow

♪ Trouble on the home front
and trouble overseas

♪ The whole damn world
is upside down
Hanging from its knees

♪ Trouble is today I just don't
feel the fear I should

♪ I'm swinging off on atrophy
But shoot me, I feel good

[CLAPPING]

-WOMAN: That felt good.
-[CLAPPING]

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