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You're still on the couch?
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I swear you were when I left.
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Hey, Mom. Hey, move, move.
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Did you get your room cleaned up?
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I'm gonna do it in a little bit.
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What's the matter?
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Someone a little hungover?
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Did you have a little too much to drink?
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Uh, yeah.
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A little bit too much.
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You can't go too crazy on New Year's.
Come on.
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I didn't mean to.
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Hmm.
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So I had a good cocktail hour with the
girls.
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We were talking about New Year's
resolutions.
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So we all agreed to have the same
resolution.
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What's that?
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Whenever we get together and go out,
we're only going to have three drinks.
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That's a stupid resolution.
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Why?
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It's like, I don't know, it's just dumb.
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Needs to happen. We get a little too
crazy sometimes.
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What's yours?
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Do you have one?
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No. Is it to clean your room?
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No.
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I don't have one. Is it to do all your
homework and get all A's on your test?
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Definitely not that.
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Ugh.
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Come on. Have you even showered today?
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I'm not dirty.
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So, you have to come up with something.
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You need a little more motivation.
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What's your New Year's resolution?
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Is it a secret or you just don't have
one?
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It's a secret.
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It really is a secret. I can't tell you
what it is. Oh, you do have one.
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Okay.
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Wow.
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Now I'm really curious.
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Why wouldn't you tell me what it is?
Because I don't want to have secrets.
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You're not. I'm your mother. There's no
secrets from me. Come on.
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What is it? Phil, now it's going to be
good.
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Tell me.
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I don't want to.
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Come on.
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Have you been sitting here all day
pondering it?
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No, I fell asleep.
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I don't want to tell you.
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Are you blushing?
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It really is something good.
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Come on. If it's not good, you've got to
tell me.
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It's the...
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To get laid.
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That's why you didn't want to tell me.
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Don't make fun of me.
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I'm not making fun of you.
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Use resolution.
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It's embarrassing.
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You're growing up.
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That's great.
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Don't be embarrassed.
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Come on.
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So that means you haven't before.
Because I know you've been dating. I
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you've been like... I've walked by your
room when she's... I won't say what I've
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seen, but I thought maybe you've been
there already.
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Yeah, no, I haven't.
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All right. Well, it must have been
close.
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I mean... Kind of a few times.
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It's just never really worked out.
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Okay.
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Well, I haven't seen her here in a
while. Where's she been?
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Oh, she's kind of, kind of like broke
up.
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Come on. I mean, you've filled out.
You've started playing sports.
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You work out a lot. You're always at the
gym.
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You look good, honey. Come on. There's
got to be someone. I can help you with
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this.
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Let mommy help you.
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I don't think you can help me.
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I'm not really that great with girls.
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Oh, come on.
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You just need to, you know, have a
little confidence.
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I'm trying.
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I'm just, like, not really going great.
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Don't sound so pathetic. You're not
pathetic.
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Come on.
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I mean, let me see.
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You said it came close, right?
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Yeah. Right?
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Let me, okay, just let me see.
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See what?
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Well, I mean, it's been a while. I want
to know what it looks like. Mom, don't
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do that.
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Why? Show me.
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Mom, it's... Because I... Show me.
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Don't be embarrassed.
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I'm your mother. You can show me, right?
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I don't want it to get, like, hard in
front of you.
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You can touch it.
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Sorry.
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Well, it's... I mean, that happened.
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That's kind of what I want to see,
right? I want to see if, like... Oh.
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You know?
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Okay, I just... I just... Okay.
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Oh.
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All right.
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Let me see, honey.
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Okay.
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Oh, look.
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Okay.
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It's a little bit hard, honey.
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Sorry. I told you it just... Well, it's
bigger than I remember it.
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Oh,
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look at that.
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Thick, too.
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It is?
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Yeah, I mean... And it's pretty long.
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Honey, you should be getting laid all
the time.
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You think so?
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I don't think you should have any
problems with that.
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I mean, come on.
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Don't touch it too much more.
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I mean...
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Look, it fills up my whole hand. It's
almost too late.
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Look, and it's not even all the way hard
yet, is it?
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Let's see what happens when it gets all
the way hard.
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Hmm.
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Don't touch it too much? Is that what
you said?
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I don't want to... Like, you know... I'm
a little, like... I
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think this baby's resolution is great
for you.
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Look, you're ready.
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See?
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You should be getting laid all the time.
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Well, that would be great if it could
happen.
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I can definitely help you with this.
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How can you help me?
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Why don't you come in Mommy's room and
I'll show you?
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It really is quite nice, baby.
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Thanks, Mom.
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Uh -huh.
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Are
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you
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sure it's okay, Mom?
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You don't have to help me.
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Don't you really want to?
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Oh, I want to.
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Okay, I want you to, too.
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A lot.
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No
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one's
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ever had you?
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Mm -hmm
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You want to see them?
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Oh, what are you going to say?
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Watch mommy like that.
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Mommy,
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can I put it inside you?
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Fuck, like, all you've done is jerk off.
Oh, my God.
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Fuck, Mommy, God.
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You don't feel like you're going to
come?
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Yeah.
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It's okay.
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Just slow down if you feel like you're
going to come.
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