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Pass the pie around.
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Men.
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Men.
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Men.
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All right, hold it. Hold it.
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All quiet, shh.
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You heard what he said.
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Quiet.
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We are gathered here tonight
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to honor Trooper Duffy,
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on the 30th anniversary
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of his being
wounded at the Alamo.
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That's why we're here, captain?
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I hope you throw a party
for me next week, sir.
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It's my second anniversary
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of getting
hoof-and-mouth disease.
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I think it's a very nice thing
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for Captain Parmenter here,
to have this party for Duffy
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and I think it's time now
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that he'd like to
say a few words.
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There I was at the Alamo,
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shoulder to shoulder
and backs to the wall...
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Not you, Duffy.
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The captain.
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Thank you, sergeant.
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But really, all I wanted to say
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was good luck to Trooper Duffy
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from all of us here in F Troop.
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All right, Private Vanderbilt,
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bring on the cake.
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My cake.
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Macintosh, help him out of here.
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Okay, that's right. There.
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Well...
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lucky for Vanderbilt,
it was a sponge cake.
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Oh, but seriously, men,
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we're not going to let this
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spoil our good time, are we?
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Yeah, well, certainly not, sir,
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but I think that right now
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a little entertainment
would be in order.
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I think what the men
would enjoy most
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is to hear you play
"Camptown Races"
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on your spoons.
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Oh, would you really?
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Oh, yeah, captain.
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Well, I... I just happen to have
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my spoons with me.
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And, uh... you never know when,
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someone might offer
you a bowl of soup.
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Well, here goes. Ahem.
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One, two, three, four.
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Doo-da, doo-da.
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Attention.
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Ooh.
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I am Colonel Adams of
territorial headquarters.
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I'd like to speak to you
for a moment, captain.
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Of course, sir.
Uh, carry on, men.
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Carry on.
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I never saw that colonel before.
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He must have just
arrived from Washington.
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I've seen him someplace before,
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but I just can't remember where.
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I'll tell you straight
out, captain.
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Headquarters has discovered
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that Army rifles are
being sold to the Apaches.
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Well, I'll be darned.
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And our observations
have led us to believe
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that the renegade is
a soldier in F Troop.
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I can't believe it.
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Well, you'd better
believe it, captain.
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One of those men
in there is a traitor.
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Oh, now, I'll do everything
I can to cooperate
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in this investigation,
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but I can assure you
that my men are innocent.
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I'm telling you, Parmenter,
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if you wanna keep
those captain's bars
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you'd better change your tune.
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Well... I can also play,
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"Way Down Upon
the Swanee River."
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Uh, you sent for us, sir?
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Uh, yes, men.
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We have some serious
business to attend to.
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Well, what's that, sir?
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Colonel Adams, who
came in last night,
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tells me that headquarters feels
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one of the men in F Troop
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is selling Army
rifles to the Apaches.
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Oh, sir, that's impossible.
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Well, I can't believe that.
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I couldn't believe it either,
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but this morning,
I took inventory
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and I found 20 rifles missing.
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Now, that is shocking.
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You can't just blame
it on carelessness.
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After all, a good soldier
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always knows where his gun is.
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Mm.
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That's 20 missing
rifles and one pistol.
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Sir, maybe your pistol
is in your other pants.
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No, no, corporal, no, no.
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Whoever did this
has gone too far.
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Now, the three of us have to be
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on the alert at all times.
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From now on,
every man in F Troop
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is under suspicion.
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Ooh-oh.
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Yaaah!
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You know, Dobbs, I still say
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that Colonel Adams
looks familiar.
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I know I've seen him
somewhere before.
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Never mind that, Dobbs.
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Give me a hand with this barrel.
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Where are we taking this stuff?
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To the town dump.
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Come in.
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Did you men find out anything?
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Ah, no, sir, we didn't, sir.
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Well, I'm afraid
it's like looking
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for a needle in a haystack.
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Oh, I wish you
hadn't said that, sir.
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A thing like this
is bad for morale.
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Why, all morning I've
been down in the dumps.
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I wish you hadn't
said that, sir.
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But frankly, if one of the men
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on F Troop was guilty
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I thought he'd
be as easy to find
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as, well, falling off a log.
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I wish you hadn't
said that, sergeant.
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We've been watching
every man like a hawk, sir.
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There is one trooper
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who may be so clever
that he's fooled us all.
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A clever trooper?
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Yes.
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A man who may
have more intelligence
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than we think, simply
because of the dumb look
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he has on his face.
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Oh, now, captain,
I can swear to you
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it's not Corporal Agarn.
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No, no, that's not the
man I was referring to.
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Who has a dumb look on his face?
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I was referring to
Private Vanderbilt.
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How can Vanderbilt
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be out selling
guns to the Indians?
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He can't even
find the fort gate.
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Ah, but do we really
know that, sergeant?
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Has it ever occurred
to either of you
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that he may be just
faking his bad eyesight?
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But he sure fooled
me when he fell
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into Duffy's cake last night.
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That's what I mean
about being clever.
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Now, we're going to test
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to see if Vanderbilt
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is really faking
his bad eyesight.
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That's why I've got all
the, the chicken wire,
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and the barrels and
all that stuff out there.
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Oh, well, that's
very clever, sir. Yes.
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Yeah, that's why I sent
the rest of the troop out.
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Now... Oh.
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I'm going to call Vanderbilt
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to come over to my office,
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and we'll observe
from this window
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whether or not he bumps
into any of those obstacles.
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Vanderbilt,
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I'd like to see
you in my office.
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Look at that, he hasn't
bumped into a thing.
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Now, that's the first
time in three years
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he hasn't fallen
over the flag rail.
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The first time in four years
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he hasn't tripped over
those cannonballs.
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Oh, sarge, our
Vandy... A traitor.
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Look.
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Our Vandy did it.
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Well...
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Vanderbilt is clean,
in more ways than one.
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What a relief to
know that dumb look
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is only hiding a dumb brain.
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Men, we'll just have
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to keep searching
for the renegade.
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Ah, yes, sir. Come on, Agarn.
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I wonder if it
could be... Dobbs.
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Oh, now, really, corporal.
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Well, he could
be blowing signals
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on that bugle.
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He sure ain't blowing nothing
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that sounds like reveille.
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Come on.
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Oh, hi, Janey.
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Hi, O'Rourke, Agarn.
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Janey... how would
you describe me
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to a stranger?
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Why, I'd say that
sweet, darling corporal.
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Hm.
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With the dumb look on his face.
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You had to ask.
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I haven't seen
much of you, Wilton.
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You're a sight for sore eyes.
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Now you're going
to have sore lips
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to go with those eyes, heh-heh.
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Well, you've got to admit
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that we haven't seen
much of each other lately.
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That's because I've
been very busy, Jane,
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on a top-secret assignment.
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Oh, what's it all about?
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I just told you,
Jane, it's top-secret.
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Oh, Wilton, nothing
is top-secret with us.
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You can tell me.
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I can't, Jane. My
lips are sealed.
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Well, as long as they're sealed.
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Ooh.
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Colonel Adams.
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This... Uh, this
is Wrangler Jane,
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she runs the local post office.
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Runs it or plays it?
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Well, I'd better
be getting back.
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The afternoon mail will be in.
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Uh, nice meeting you, colonel.
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See you later,
Captain Parmenter.
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She runs the local post office?
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No, she plays it.
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No, I mean, right, she
runs the local post office
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and the general store.
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How well do you
know that young lady?
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Well, we're sort of pals.
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How do you know
your pal isn't the one
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who's running guns
to the Apaches?
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Who, Jane?
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Oh, that's ridiculous.
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Uh, she runs the
local post office,
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she must have access
to communications
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from headquarters.
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Must know when gun
shipments are coming in.
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Right, captain? Well...
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Maybe being linked romantically
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with the captain of the fort
puts her above suspicion,
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right, captain? Well, yes...
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Do you remember Samson
and Delilah, captain?
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Well, it's true, Jane's
given me a haircut
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a few times but I
never lost my strength.
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Captain.
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Captain Parmenter,
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What makes you think this girl
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isn't using you as a cover-up?
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Well, for one thing,
she does an awful lot
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of kissing for a
gunrunner, and then she...
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I just told you,
Jane, it's top-secret.
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Oh, Wilton, nothing
is top-secret with us.
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You can tell me.
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And that's when she kissed me.
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I beg your pardon.
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Tonight, sir,
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I will thoroughly
investigate Wrangler Jane.
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But are you going to find out
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if she's got any Army rifles?
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Rely on me, colonel,
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if she's got them,
they'll be hidden
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in her room above her store.
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Excuse me, I have to
make arrangements.
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Right, captain.
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I tell you, sarge,
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I've seen that colonel
somewhere before.
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Yeah, sure, Duffy, sure.
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We know all about it.
We'll talk to you later.
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00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:39,209
Men. Oh.
265
00:12:39,233 --> 00:12:40,528
Men, I wonder if I could get you
266
00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:41,511
to do me a favor?
267
00:12:41,535 --> 00:12:42,529
Why, certainly, sir.
268
00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:43,814
After it gets dark tonight,
269
00:12:43,838 --> 00:12:45,916
bring a buckboard
over behind my office
270
00:12:45,940 --> 00:12:47,501
and make sure you
have a ladder in it.
271
00:12:47,525 --> 00:12:48,485
A ladder, sir?
272
00:12:48,509 --> 00:12:49,870
Yes, one long enough to reach
273
00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,872
Wrangler Jane's window
above her store. Shh.
274
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:52,990
Ah, yes, sir.
275
00:12:55,249 --> 00:12:57,361
Sarge, where we gonna
find a ladder that tall?
276
00:12:57,385 --> 00:12:59,029
Well, there's one
right over there.
277
00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:03,066
Sarge, how do you like that?
278
00:13:03,090 --> 00:13:04,785
He's going to elope.
279
00:13:04,809 --> 00:13:07,120
Fellows, is that
colonel still with Wilton?
280
00:13:07,144 --> 00:13:08,272
Ah, yeah, well, I think so.
281
00:13:08,296 --> 00:13:10,140
Well, I've just
gotta talk to him.
282
00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:11,875
He's been acting
so strange lately.
283
00:13:11,899 --> 00:13:13,493
Oh, I don't think
you've got anything
284
00:13:13,517 --> 00:13:14,644
to worry about, Janey.
285
00:13:14,668 --> 00:13:15,896
Not when he ordered us
286
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,264
to get him a ladder tonight,
287
00:13:17,288 --> 00:13:19,655
tall enough to
reach your window.
288
00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:22,335
Oh. Ha, ha.
289
00:13:22,359 --> 00:13:25,211
Oh... Yeah.
290
00:14:00,864 --> 00:14:01,925
Did you bring the rice?
291
00:14:01,949 --> 00:14:03,429
Right here, sarge.
292
00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:05,445
Ah, good. That's good.
293
00:14:43,458 --> 00:14:45,335
Sarge, if he don't get
that ladder up soon
294
00:14:45,359 --> 00:14:46,353
he'll be carrying down
295
00:14:46,377 --> 00:14:47,871
a little gray-haired old lady.
296
00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:15,632
Don't bother
carrying me, Wilton.
297
00:15:15,656 --> 00:15:17,216
I'll climb down myself.
298
00:15:26,667 --> 00:15:27,961
Here, let's get this.
299
00:15:27,985 --> 00:15:30,747
Oh... Janey,
300
00:15:30,771 --> 00:15:33,450
you make a
beautiful-looking bride.
301
00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:34,534
Oh, thank you.
302
00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:35,936
Where's the captain?
303
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:38,338
Wilton? Wilton?
304
00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:45,545
Oh... gentlemen, I am...
305
00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:47,347
I am very happy to announce
306
00:15:47,371 --> 00:15:49,816
that Jane is not the one
307
00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:51,785
who has been selling
guns to the Indians.
308
00:15:53,311 --> 00:15:55,238
Selling guns to the Indians?
309
00:15:55,262 --> 00:15:56,640
Oh, sarge...
310
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:59,398
I think we've made
a terrible mistake.
311
00:16:01,035 --> 00:16:02,429
Oh, I get it.
312
00:16:02,453 --> 00:16:03,980
You thought that I was coming
313
00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:05,065
to get you to elope.
314
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:06,233
Well, I don't sleep
315
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:07,884
in a wedding dress every night.
316
00:16:07,908 --> 00:16:10,468
Yeah, well, Janey,
a lot of girls do.
317
00:16:11,646 --> 00:16:13,607
Now, Janey, look at it this way.
318
00:16:13,631 --> 00:16:15,275
Everybody rehearses weddings.
319
00:16:15,299 --> 00:16:17,244
Now, you're the
first girl in America
320
00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:19,301
who's ever rehearsed
an elopement.
321
00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:38,899
I know it was
embarrassing, Jane,
322
00:16:38,923 --> 00:16:40,683
but it was
embarrassing for me too.
323
00:16:40,707 --> 00:16:42,986
Well, the least you could've
done, Wilton Parmenter,
324
00:16:43,010 --> 00:16:44,888
was taken me over to
the justice of the peace,
325
00:16:44,912 --> 00:16:47,024
as long as I was dressed.
326
00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:49,393
Jane, we Parmenters
do not elope.
327
00:16:49,417 --> 00:16:52,012
We have very formal
military weddings.
328
00:16:52,036 --> 00:16:53,763
Good, I'll go get my dress.
329
00:16:53,787 --> 00:16:55,198
No, no, Jane, please.
330
00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:57,184
I have a lot of military
problems on my mind.
331
00:16:57,208 --> 00:16:58,268
Still trying to find out
332
00:16:58,292 --> 00:17:00,753
who's selling guns
to the Indians?
333
00:17:00,777 --> 00:17:02,956
How did you know
that? It was top-secret.
334
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,958
Some knucklehead
in a captain's uniform,
335
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:05,959
climbed a ladder,
336
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:07,461
and searched my
place last night.
337
00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:09,012
That's how I found out.
338
00:17:09,036 --> 00:17:11,047
Oh, well, I forgot.
339
00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:13,633
Heh, well, you have a
very short memory, Wilton.
340
00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:14,818
Wait a minute.
341
00:17:14,842 --> 00:17:16,303
Jane, what are
you doing tonight?
342
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:18,538
Nothing, just sitting
around in my wedding dress,
343
00:17:18,562 --> 00:17:20,407
waiting for that
knucklehead to come back.
344
00:17:21,682 --> 00:17:23,460
Really, Jane, I'd like
you to do me a favor.
345
00:17:23,484 --> 00:17:24,478
What's that?
346
00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:26,263
Drop me off at the Hekawi Camp.
347
00:17:26,287 --> 00:17:27,347
I have a feeling
348
00:17:27,371 --> 00:17:29,115
those Indians might
know something.
349
00:17:29,139 --> 00:17:30,667
They certainly
aren't going to tell
350
00:17:30,691 --> 00:17:32,468
the commander of
Fort Courage if they did.
351
00:17:32,492 --> 00:17:33,520
Hm-mm.
352
00:17:33,544 --> 00:17:34,804
Well, I'm not going up there
353
00:17:34,828 --> 00:17:36,068
as a cavalry captain.
354
00:17:37,164 --> 00:17:39,042
Me go see redskin brother
355
00:17:39,066 --> 00:17:41,144
dressed like redskin brother.
356
00:17:41,168 --> 00:17:42,913
How.
357
00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:45,648
In an Indian suit,
with feathers.
358
00:17:45,672 --> 00:17:46,922
Oh, Wilton.
359
00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:52,705
Hey, Wild Eagle,
what's going on?
360
00:17:52,729 --> 00:17:54,124
Tonight, Hekawi tribe
361
00:17:54,148 --> 00:17:56,126
having annual big affair.
362
00:17:56,150 --> 00:17:58,011
This one biggest
affair of the year.
363
00:17:58,035 --> 00:18:00,180
We call it Harvest Moon Dance.
364
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,966
Look, we didn't come up
here to discuss dancing.
365
00:18:02,990 --> 00:18:04,484
We heard that
there's some Indians
366
00:18:04,508 --> 00:18:06,019
trying to buy cavalry rifles.
367
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:08,021
You accusing your
friends, Hekawis,
368
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:09,106
of buying rifles?
369
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:10,657
Only tribe that ever live up
370
00:18:10,681 --> 00:18:12,225
to paleface treaty.
371
00:18:12,249 --> 00:18:14,695
Only tribe in
territory you can trust.
372
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:16,079
How much you want for the guns?
373
00:18:17,287 --> 00:18:19,265
I knew we were
wasting our time up here.
374
00:18:19,289 --> 00:18:21,634
Craze, see if you can get
some information for us.
375
00:18:21,658 --> 00:18:22,820
Keep your ear to the ground.
376
00:18:22,844 --> 00:18:24,287
Last time he did that,
377
00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:26,378
got stepped on by a buffalo.
378
00:18:36,273 --> 00:18:37,273
Hyah.
379
00:18:55,309 --> 00:18:56,820
All right, Tommy Tomtom,
380
00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:58,124
let's hear from you.
381
00:19:31,445 --> 00:19:33,523
Stop the music.
382
00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:35,925
Now we have dance contest.
383
00:19:35,949 --> 00:19:37,399
Choose partners.
384
00:19:39,002 --> 00:19:40,964
And a-one, and a-two.
385
00:20:15,456 --> 00:20:17,389
Stop the music.
386
00:20:19,860 --> 00:20:22,622
Me can tell him not
full-blooded Hekawi.
387
00:20:22,646 --> 00:20:24,307
Him too good a dancer.
388
00:20:24,331 --> 00:20:26,860
I thought he was... just fair.
389
00:20:26,884 --> 00:20:29,128
Who was just fair? I mean...
390
00:20:29,152 --> 00:20:31,664
Me get heap big applause.
391
00:20:31,688 --> 00:20:34,217
Captain Parmenter!
392
00:20:34,241 --> 00:20:37,086
Look, chief, one of my
men has been selling guns
393
00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:38,238
to the Apaches,
394
00:20:38,262 --> 00:20:40,073
and I came up here
to find out who it is.
395
00:20:40,097 --> 00:20:41,091
Believe me, captain,
396
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:43,226
I not know anything about guns.
397
00:20:44,668 --> 00:20:45,795
Well, I guess I'd better be
398
00:20:45,819 --> 00:20:46,913
getting back to the fort.
399
00:20:46,937 --> 00:20:48,415
Thanks anyway, chief, heh-heh.
400
00:20:48,439 --> 00:20:50,166
If soldiers see you
dressed like Indian,
401
00:20:50,190 --> 00:20:51,217
may shoot you.
402
00:20:51,241 --> 00:20:52,852
Oh, no. No, no.
403
00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:54,337
If I get back before 10:00,
404
00:20:54,361 --> 00:20:56,895
Private Vanderbilt will
still be on guard duty.
405
00:21:20,054 --> 00:21:24,006
Nine o'clock and all is well.
406
00:21:57,391 --> 00:21:58,869
You fool, I told you
407
00:21:58,893 --> 00:22:00,687
I'd meet you at
Wild Horse Canyon.
408
00:22:00,711 --> 00:22:01,904
Huh?
409
00:22:01,928 --> 00:22:03,773
I've got the buckboard
loaded with rifles.
410
00:22:03,797 --> 00:22:06,176
The whole plan could have
blown up because of you.
411
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:09,328
Uh... Me sorry. Me forget plan.
412
00:22:09,352 --> 00:22:11,231
I should have known
you weren't smart enough
413
00:22:11,255 --> 00:22:12,515
to follow instructions.
414
00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:14,851
No wonder you gave away
Manhattan Island for $20.
415
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,319
Twenty-four.
416
00:22:16,343 --> 00:22:17,343
Who cares?
417
00:22:18,846 --> 00:22:20,957
You have all guns in buckboard?
418
00:22:20,981 --> 00:22:22,408
I've got them all but one.
419
00:22:22,432 --> 00:22:24,861
I've got that bumbling
Captain Parmenter's pistol here.
420
00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:27,530
Me not believe you
have captain's pistol.
421
00:22:27,554 --> 00:22:30,166
Oh, you don't believe?
422
00:22:30,190 --> 00:22:32,335
Well, what do you think this is?
423
00:22:32,359 --> 00:22:33,352
Hm.
424
00:22:33,376 --> 00:22:35,555
Very... nice... pistol. Hm.
425
00:22:35,579 --> 00:22:37,156
Now, Colonel Adams,
426
00:22:37,180 --> 00:22:38,741
this is bumbling
Captain Parmenter
427
00:22:38,765 --> 00:22:40,076
telling you to stick 'em up.
428
00:22:41,385 --> 00:22:42,745
What if I don't, Parmenter?
429
00:22:42,769 --> 00:22:43,930
I'll shoot you.
430
00:22:43,954 --> 00:22:45,799
Hm. With an empty pistol?
431
00:22:45,823 --> 00:22:47,283
You've bumbled again, captain.
432
00:22:50,260 --> 00:22:52,238
Vanderbilt, Vanderbilt!
433
00:22:52,262 --> 00:22:53,556
What is it, Agarn?
434
00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:55,324
Don't let that man
out of the gate.
435
00:22:55,348 --> 00:22:57,210
What did you say, Agarn?
436
00:23:02,456 --> 00:23:03,683
Good work, Vanderbilt.
437
00:23:03,707 --> 00:23:05,785
You've stopped this
impostor from getting away.
438
00:23:06,893 --> 00:23:08,154
Vanderbilt?
439
00:23:08,178 --> 00:23:09,956
V-Vanderbilt?
440
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,678
What's going on, sarge?
441
00:23:14,702 --> 00:23:15,679
I don't know,
442
00:23:15,703 --> 00:23:17,903
but that looks like an Indian.
443
00:23:19,406 --> 00:23:20,406
An Indian.
444
00:23:23,744 --> 00:23:26,256
Sarge, this Injun killed
the colonel and Vandy.
445
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,840
What? No, no, no.
Me no, me no In...
446
00:23:30,084 --> 00:23:32,294
See what you can do
for the colonel and Vandy
447
00:23:32,318 --> 00:23:34,838
and I'll go get
Captain Parmenter.
448
00:23:35,973 --> 00:23:37,484
O'Rourke. Later, Janey.
449
00:23:37,508 --> 00:23:38,768
But I'm worried about Wilton.
450
00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:39,986
I got worries of my own.
451
00:23:40,010 --> 00:23:41,171
He went up to the Hekawi camp
452
00:23:41,195 --> 00:23:42,255
disguised as an Indian
453
00:23:42,279 --> 00:23:43,639
and should have
been back by now.
454
00:23:43,663 --> 00:23:45,783
I'm sure he's fine. Fine.
455
00:23:51,638 --> 00:23:53,199
You said he went up
to the Hekawi camp
456
00:23:53,223 --> 00:23:54,284
disguised as an Indian?
457
00:23:54,308 --> 00:23:55,308
That's right.
458
00:23:56,176 --> 00:23:57,704
Vandy, Vandy.
459
00:23:57,728 --> 00:23:58,688
Agarn.
460
00:23:58,712 --> 00:23:59,973
Forget the colonel and Vandy
461
00:23:59,997 --> 00:24:01,224
and help me with this Indian.
462
00:24:01,248 --> 00:24:02,425
Ah, here we go.
463
00:24:02,449 --> 00:24:05,383
Up, up, up, up.
464
00:24:15,395 --> 00:24:17,106
I'm really sorry
about last night, sir,
465
00:24:17,130 --> 00:24:18,591
but we thought
you were an Indian.
466
00:24:18,615 --> 00:24:21,044
You were only doing your
duty as a good soldier, sergeant.
467
00:24:21,068 --> 00:24:23,279
Well, I'm glad we cleared
up the mystery of the guns.
468
00:24:23,303 --> 00:24:25,264
I knew it couldn't be
any man in F Troop.
469
00:24:25,288 --> 00:24:26,833
I felt the same way, corporal.
470
00:24:26,857 --> 00:24:28,584
Jane I wasn't so sure about.
471
00:24:28,608 --> 00:24:29,952
Agarn.
472
00:24:29,976 --> 00:24:31,921
Well, right about now
that imitation colonel
473
00:24:31,945 --> 00:24:33,206
should be on his way to prison
474
00:24:33,230 --> 00:24:34,190
for at least 10 years.
475
00:24:34,214 --> 00:24:35,509
Captain. Captain Parmenter.
476
00:24:35,533 --> 00:24:36,492
What is it, Duffy?
477
00:24:36,516 --> 00:24:37,510
I just remembered
478
00:24:37,534 --> 00:24:38,862
where I saw that Colonel Adams.
479
00:24:38,886 --> 00:24:40,079
Well, where? At the Alamo.
480
00:24:40,103 --> 00:24:41,848
You mean to tell me,
he soldiered with you
481
00:24:41,872 --> 00:24:42,865
at the Alamo?
482
00:24:42,889 --> 00:24:45,368
No, he was selling
guns to Santa Ana.
483
00:24:45,392 --> 00:24:47,870
Now, he tells us.
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