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I don't know, Singer.

Think it'll work being Dean Singer's
wife and all?

Trust me, I know her type.

It'd be perfect to get us out of our
little predicament.

Ever looked down at the frat before?

No, but I'm not really sure. Let's go
over this again.

First, she comes over to the frat house,
and we promise her the proceeds to the

upcoming charity event, and to her pet
project, right?

That's right. That's the Kated Liver
Foundation.

And then I get out my special tool.

I keep pouring her tea.

Yeah, but suppose she gets wise to us
and tells us to shove it.

I'm sorry, Mrs. Finger, would you tell
me? I told you boys to shove it to me.

Oh, uh -huh.

Well, I think that's the worst thing.

Oh,

fellas, where did it go?

I'll do it.

Hey, hey, hey, keep my picture.

It's not her. It's not her, man.

Oh, yeah.

More. I want more.

Keep my face out of it, will you? Hey,
she's a star, man.

I want Dina to see what's going on here.

She's not a lady, huh?

We got it going, man. We got it going
now.

Let's go, you guys.

Can I have a drink before we're all
finished?

Yeah, we might be able to work it out.
Oh, I want some more. Sure, yeah.

Sure. Dina's a star.

Get down. Get down.

This is the picture.

We'll be right with you.

What are you supposed to take? Where's
the picture?

Oh, don't worry. Don't worry. We're
working on it. This is all taken care

No problem. No problem. We'll have you
posted here in Southern California. No

problem.

You know this is all for a very good
cause.

Yes, of course.

It's all we do here at Delta Copper, you
know.

Everything is for a good cause.

Especially for the stinger.

He, uh, he's down.

You know what I mean, man? Huh?

You know what I mean? Stinger has an
idea.

Actually, you know what I mean?

What's his finger?

Sure, we'll all be happy now.

That's a good girl.

Oh, yeah.

That's a really good teacher.

Don't talk with your mouth full.

Great thing. How did you ever get this?
I'll never know.

Higher education.

Can't beat it.

That teaches you a lot, right?

Sure.

Oh.

Say,

Dom, you want to do a little double
action there?

You sure your money's worth?

That's it. We're up by the flip side.

Oh,

this will be up here.

This will be the end.

This will be the top up there.

Thank you.

Down, down.

Come on, huh?

Let's go.

Let's go.

You know, uh... Oh, yeah, the camera.
When you get these things over to

Stinky and all the journalists in
school, we'll get them developed right

Okay. And then, uh, we'll send them over
there.

We'll put a note in and we'll be made
up.

And old Damien's fingers are gonna shit
with these CZs.

Have you got some more sticks?

Couldn't I just have a little more? Uh,
yeah, it might be a drop left.

If we can't find something.

Give me the state police.

Now make that campus security.

Hello, Captain Wexler?

I want every officer of Delta Cobra
rounded up immediately.

Make sure no one escapes the campus,
especially their president, that Charles

Farley guy.

Yeah, right, the one they call Stinger,
that's right.

No, I won't tell you what it's in regard
to. Just do it.

Oh, my God, my wife.

You know, Delbert, a lot of the boys
have asked the same questions you have.

I always like to take the time to answer
all of them as fully and completely as

I can.

Sure, some of our customs might seem a
little trivial and silly, but I want you

to learn to grasp and understand the
difficult and...

Sometimes downright cruel tasks that you
must endure to join the ranks of the

Delta Copers.

Well, these ordeals deserve to prepare
you for the larger fraternity of all

mankind.

What the hell are you doing in there?

Where are the other guys?

Do I have to initiate the pledges
myself, for God's sakes?

Be quiet.

People will hear you.

Haven't you heard? Dean Finger's got the
dragnet out for us. Every moment we

stay here, our lives are in danger.

You've got to get off campus
immediately.

He's hiding me out here for a while, you
know? I can't have him find us. I can't

have him find us, you know?

He's got everybody looking for us.
Security cops out, you know?

I mean, I'm just... So Sting is in
trouble, huh?

Well, yeah, a little bit. But I figured
maybe you could, you know, help me out a

little bit.

My roommate gets away for the weekend.

Yeah? And if you're a good boy and earn
your keep, I think we might be able to

work something out.

Yeah, she's away for the weekend.

Is that enough time?

I think so, yeah. I think I could
probably work it out over the weekend.

If it's okay with you.

Look, Wexler, this is no bullshit now.
It's been 18 hours and you haven't

rounded up one of those Delta copers.

I don't give a shit if it's the weekend.

No.

Not one of your men is supposed to go
off duty until we get these men rounded

up. You understand?

Yeah.

Look, I want those bastards here in my
office right now.

haven't got here anyway.

Oh, no.

This isn't my fault.

Those guys did this to all of us. I'm
getting initiated.

Be pleased, I'm telling you.

For years, I've had to clean up all of
this mess. It's dirty in here. It's

nasty. There's blood and vomit. I have
to Do all the work.

The other maids around here don't have
half as much work to do as I have to do.

Lady, I'm sorry.

It's not my fault. Shut up. That's
bullshit.

I have to clean this mess.

Please untie me.

Please.

Oh, come on.

Get me out of here.

It's not my fault I'm stuck here.

Those guys left me here all day.

Those guys are...

this time.

Come on, please, I'm sorry. Would you
just shut up while I'm cleaning up this

room that you and your friends messed
up?

I can't believe I'm stuck here like
this.

What have we got here?

Oh, what are you doing now?

Like that.

Oh, no.

I can't believe I'm stuck here.

You guys and your initiations.

I think it's time for the maid's
initiation.

Oh, no.

Oh, I can't believe...

Iggy, can you give it a break? I think
I'm losing all the feeling in my jaw.

Sure, honey, there's the door. I mean,
you can go whenever you want.

Well, that's the way you feel about it.

Dang it, that's good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you can hide inside of me anytime.

How much I appreciate it.

oh oh oh oh

either, you know?

Not bad at all.

Yeah.

Come on. Yeah.

Yeah.

You know what I'm forgetting all about,
Dean Finger?

Dean who?

No, I don't want Dean Finger. I want you
cocking me. Oh, yeah.

Well, just call me Dean Cock, baby.

You know, I... Oh,

stop.

I'm going to graduate and come a lot
off.

That's how a clean room should look.

I wish you fellas would try to keep it
that way all the time.

I can't leave the table like this.

What?

I can't leave the table like...

Maybe I'll sit on you again. Uh -huh.

Yeah. Oh, you want to come up my cunt
again?

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

To any place you want. Maybe I'll suck
it out of you again. Oh, yeah.

Oh, baby.

Okay.

Fuck it in my mouth now.

Yeah? Yeah.

Okay.

Okay. Yeah, okay.

Okay, baby. Whatever you want.

Sure. You just relax a minute.

Okay.

He makes a girl feel ten feet tall. He
can keep it up, keep it up.

I'm thirsty for a load.

Oh, baby, I'm going to fill you up. I'm
going to fill you up.

Polly.

Polly, this is what I'm afraid of, yeah.

I won't be the uncle that you don't
need.

I think I'm hot enough now to get in my
ass.

Yeah? Okay?

I never got up like that before.

And I wanted to be with you.

Yeah, well, you know, it's like 13 times
today, baby.

Yeah, well. When I keep this up, I'm
going to want to have prostate trouble.

know what I mean?

Why don't we give it a break?

You know, get something to drink.

Check out the old sounds.

I'll be back. I'll be back.

The first federal savings and Heffler
Hillcrest Condominium.

I'm Bob Lee. Jim West is now with us.

This is KUXL, your campus easy listening
station, with a special announcement.

Dean Aloysius Finger was hospitalized a
short time ago.

Hospital authorities diagnosed his
condition as fair, describing the

acute exhaustion.

They estimate his recovery to take at
least three weeks and are still looking

for clues as to the cause of his
breakdown.

Win question.

attendant confided that on the ride to
the hospital, Finger kept repeating,

get them, I'll get them, I'll get them.

Once again, peace and tranquility reign
at Delta Capra. The boys were free to

return to their scholarly pursuit and
the perplexing problems their house was

unique in solving.

Original, painful,

and humiliating methods of hazing
pledges.

Who's best looking, most stuck up, a hot
shot cheerleader on the whole campus?

Easy, Eloise Mathiason.

Excellent. Score one for Dombo.

Is there a less significant little dwarf
on the whole campus than our own

Delbert? Certainly not.

Delta Corp always gets the wimps and the
blimps. That's right.

Now, see this?

What's that?

Well, the uneducated, it might just look
like some vitamin C tablets.

But with a little help from yours truly,
and a man of great imagination like

Delbert, this suddenly becomes the
world's most powerful aphrodisiac,

Fly. Wow. That's great. You think it'll
work?

Hey, sure. You know, I get a little help
from Tiggy. She owes me one.

Her and Eloise are good buddies.

We get Eloise to meet Delbert.

Then we get Delbert to slip a tablet in
her drink.

And then we get a lesson on the placebo
effect.

Then if we can get Delbert to really
believe this is a Spanish fly, well, who

knows?

What the hell? You know, mind over
matter and all that.

Well, we could get a laugh out of it.

of my tongue.

I'll come over for another session.

Besides, I don't want to really have you
fix her up with Delbert. You know, it's

just a little stunt.

So, uh, if you promise not to tell
Eloise, I'll let you in on it.

Okay. I promise, Singer. I won't tell
anyone.

All right. Bye -bye.

God, do I have something to tell you?

Listen, you gotta come right over.

Okay?

All right, see you soon.

Hi, Tiki.

What was up? I thought it was so urgent.

It is urgent.

Well, what is it?

I just got something to tell you. What
do you mean you got something to tell

What's going on, girl?

Oh, pretty heavy stuff, man.

Really? Well, how heavy?

And what kind of heavy? Well, it has to
do with you. What do you mean with me?

It has to do with me telling about it.

You mean you and me or just me?

No, just you. Well, actually, I just got
a call from Stinger.

You haven't been talking to those guys
over at the Delta Co. perhaps again,

you? I sure have, and you should be glad
that they called me because, you know,

they can really fix your wagon, knock
you off the pedestal. Oh, fix my wagon?

-huh. Can I try that one?

know if you're going to tell me. What
kind of little game is this, dear?

Well, I mean, if you acted nice to me
instead of Miss Hotshot all the time,

maybe I would tell you. Well, come on.
I'm always nice to you. I don't play

Hotshot. I mean, you know, we always
have fun together, don't we?

Let me see how nice you are.

Oh, you know how nice I can be.

What do you mean I'm nice to you? I
just, I don't know. I can't stand these

people you hang around with. I mean, men
are bad enough, but those creeps over

at the Delta...

is gonna get you. Okay, the creeps is
gonna get me. It'll be a cold day in

before he gets me.

Come on, Tiggy. What is going on?

Tiggy, do we have to play some games
before I find out what's up?

Hmm?

Mm -hmm.

Come on.

You sure?

Is this the top?

I don't know. I have a lot of fun with
my body. With men.

And with you.

Oh, you're just too cool.

You're too cool for your own.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I think I might go check out a couple
new clubs. You're always prepared.

That's so neat.

I like being prepared.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't
know.

I don't know.

Thank you all so much for tonight.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, Halloween.

Thank you.

Baby, you're so nice.

Oh, Sid. Oh.

Listen, you know Diamond Stinger, right?
I'm right? Yeah, you mean the creeps

from the Delta Cooper house, yeah.
Anyway, listen, they've got this new

their initiate. Well, they've got this
poor little initiate, right, this

And they wanted me to fix him up with
you.

Right there, guys, it's me.

Oh, this part you're not going to
believe.

I don't believe it so far.

I'm hysterical.

See, this pledge, they're going to give
him a vitamin pill, right? And they're

going to tell him it's Spanish fly.

He's going to slip this to you, right?

And while they're all watching him, the
poor little schmuck's going to make a

fool out of himself, right?

Uh -huh, he sure is. Oh, crazy.

It is crazy. It's insane.

But it has possibilities, you know. You
wouldn't go over there, would you?

Well, I might go over and do it, but...

I'd have to do it my way and, you know,
add a little twist to it.

Don't give me that look.

Now, come on, really, this is what I
want you to do. We're going to turn the

tables on these guys and they are never
going to believe this.

What?

Oh, God, no, come on! Oh, fellas, come
on! God damn it!

Oh, what?

When are you going to stop this already?

My friends told me, don't join this frat
house, join another frat house.

Like a dummy, I go and join this one.

Mistreating me.

I lost my money.

Where's my money?

It falls out of my pocket.

Damn it!

Oh,

this is never going to end. Take it
easy.

Hey, boy.

Relax. Now, let's get something straight
here.

Now, Eloise Mathiason will be here any
minute to pick up the frat list for the

dance.

You give her a Coke.

Slip one of these little babies right in
there.

Then you go for the gusto.

She'll love you.

Don't worry about it.

Now, you just got to be careful, though.
Remember, last girl took one of these,

wound up screwing herself to death on
the gear shift lever of her car while

boyfriend was out taking a leak.

Was she hers?

No, no. She's fine. She's fine. Don't
worry about it. You'll be all right.

worry.

Fantastic. You're a senator.

Let's go for a burger. We've got time.
That sounds amazing.

Quarter.

No, half.

Give it a whole thing.

Great. Okay.

No. Wait.

Hello. No, no. Wait.

Hello.

Can't wait.

Oh, come in.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Okay.

Hi.

Hello.

Hello.

Are you one of the... Yeah. Resident
vermin from here?

Yeah. Do you want a drink?

Do you want a drink? No, I want the fat
list.

Oh. Oh. Uh, sure. Do you want to do the
sorority dance?

Yeah. Do you want a drink?

Listen, I'll have a drink if you... No,
be cool. I really want the fat list.

Here's the fat list.

Oh, thank you. How about a drink?

I'm going to have one. Coke, a Coke. A
Coke? Okay, good. Okay.

Oh, no. We don't have Coke.

Oh, do you want some tonic water?

Yeah, tonic water. It's good. It's good.
Okay. Okay.

Tom's there. It'll be okay, honestly.

God, we have no Coke.

All right.

Here, here. Oh, I'll put it over here.

Look at the lid, okay?

How's the frat lid?

All of you expect to come?

Whoa!

I dropped my money.

I dropped my money. It's okay.

What's on the list there?

What's not on the list? Here, have a
drink. Good.

There's me.

I have some ice. This is awful.

Hot and warm and whatever. I don't know.

Ice, ice. Okay, sir. Here, have a drink.

Yeah.

You like it? I did like it. I finished
it. Oh, it's good, isn't it?

It is. It was very good. Very good.

Spinner, huh?

How are you feeling?

Feeling fine.

Yeah.

I tell you though, do you guys always
keep it so hot in here? I mean, really.

It's hot. It's hot. It's hot. It's hot,
yeah.

It's hot, isn't it? Yeah, it's warm.
Yeah.

It's a furnace. It's very hot here. I'm
hot, too. I'm hot.

I'm hot.

Is that why they keep this room down
here so it's so hot? Uh, yeah. I mean,

kind of for your parties.

Okay.

It's so hot.

Oh, goodness.

They usually do things like this.

Oh. Uh, how's the lift coming along?

It's, uh, it's going to come, yeah. I'll
get there.

drink or something?

No, no, no.

I just, I just, I feel so hot. I'm just
going to, you don't mind, do you really?

No, no, no.

I usually do things like this. No, I
know why. I just can't.

It's okay.

I don't understand why it's so hot
though.

It shouldn't be like this. Another
drink?

You know, I can't believe what's
happening to me.

I never act like this.

It's so hot in here and it's so unusual.

I don't know. You don't mind, right? Do
you?

No. Good. I'm glad you don't mind.

It's working.

It would be so upsetting if you mind it.
I don't understand. You know, maybe I

ate something.

Yes. No. I mean... Why did they get
somebody like you? I thought some people

here were idiots and, you know, creepy
type people.

Oh, God.

I didn't think they'd have somebody to
message you.

This usually doesn't happen to me.

I usually don't get, you know, affected
by men.

Not like you.

You're so nice.

I don't know.

I just can't help everything I'm doing.

Oh.

I'm sure someone like you would never
have any problem getting girls.

I mean, the rest of the guys in
fraternity are so bad, but you're so

and masculine and nice.

I don't know.

It has

to do something. God,

I do need something.

Just beside you.

There's so much to me.

Oh, no.

Oh, my God, it's the gear shift
reaction.

me about this.

What are you talking about? Why don't
you just come over here?

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh.

Oh.

Would you like this?

Actually, I'd like you to come over here
instead.

Oh, me?

Oh.

I think you're so sexy and you're such a
man.

You're so nice.

Thank you.

It's working. I don't believe it's
working.

What are you talking about? Why don't
you...

Robert, just come over here.

I'll do everything. You don't have to do
anything, really.

Okay, go ahead.

Go ahead. Just lay back on your head.
Oh,

you're such a nice man.

Hi. Hi.

Relax. Come on.

It says over here that...

Yeah, I know. Dom's coming. Yeah, I
know. Don't worry about the list. I

that... The list doesn't matter. No. Do
you want another drink? No, no. I just

get rid of it. Okay. No, but I don't
know. I just... I can't handle it. Let

in. Please.

Don't. Don't.

Don't. It's my knitsuit.

It's my shirt buttons, huh?

Yeah, yeah.

I had to... Oh, sure.

You do have to get undressed, remember?

I'm sure it hasn't been that long.

No, I always do this. You probably have
such great physical stamina.

I always do this. I always do this.

Goodness,

I've got to get you undressed.

Oh, come on. I've got to do something. I
can't stand it.

God, let me see how the body of you is.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, no.

Oh, God.

I can't keep it working so fast.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, it feels so good.

Oh.

I wish those guys could see me now.

Oh, God.

Oh,

sure.

The same way I treat myself.

What?

Oh, like this.

Just like that.

Just like that. Yeah.

I do that once in a while.

You do that once in a while. Uh -huh.

Don't tell anybody you're in the crack,
though. They don't know.

Anybody knew?

Oh, my mother caught me once.

She sent you to college. She caught you.

Actually sent you to college.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Look at that.

Did he blow you?

Like this?

That was so good.

God, you're beautiful.

Oh, that's great.

My mother saw me now, so she didn't
fight me.

Oh, that was great. It's absolutely
fantastic. Oh, good, good.

Oh, you like it, huh?

Oh, I like it. I love it. Oh,

I don't wish I could have it all the
time. It's just so wonderful.

Oh, it's a shame I won't be here at the
return.

It's so wonderful to have you with me.

Bet you're the only one in the
fraternity that's this good.

None of them make love as good as you,
huh?

Do you really think so?

I'm positive about it. Oh, that's good.

Oh.

I could just see those two hot shots.

Probably don't know what to do. We could
probably teach them all, couldn't we?

You really think that? Oh, I'm so proud
of you. You're so good.

Oh, gosh.

Thank you.

Don't thank me. It's a God -given
talent, Albert.

You should be out there giving all the
girls on the campus the same thing

given me.

Thank you.

Oh.

Oh. I don't want you to ever...

Ah!

Oh, hi.

Hi. How are you?

Have a seat, please.

Let's see. Fill this out, please, and
I'll be right with you.

You see, actually, I'm just moving into
my new office.

The movers haven't moved in my medical
equipment yet.

You see, it's very fortunate that I
still keep my practice intact.

You see, actually, I liked it on the
west side, but since most of my patients

are movie stars located in this area, I
decided to make the change.

Don't you agree?

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Just, uh, yeah.

Oh, there's your age.

Oh.

I see your name is Lisa.

May I call you Lisa?

Of course.

Thank you.

You see, Lisa, I think the role of
reception is very important to a doctor.

So, therefore, I'm prepared to start the
salary at $800 a week. Would that be

adequate? $800?

Well, yes.

Well, of course, it's open to
negotiation.

You see, Lisa, quite frankly, I like
you. I think you're the right person for

this position.

Why, Bob Redford was telling me just the
other day that I should find a better

receptionist, someone young, personable,
brighten things up, he said.

Actually, I like the receptionist that I
had, but I think that Bob was kind of

jealous because she ran away to Monte
Carlo with one of...

My other patients.

Perhaps you've heard of them.

Jack Nicholson?

Well, you see, when Bob comes in next
week, we'll have to treat him very

gently. Lisa, I almost forgot to ask.
Are you offended by nudity?

Because I just spent long ago with those
silly little examination gowns. As

medical people, we have to look at the
body as a machine.

So it won't be unusual for...

For you to see people totally nude
running around, people in the

field, in the political field.

Oh, I'm sure I won't be offended.

I'll be real professional, you'll see.

Good. Hop out of your clothes and get
this insurance exam out of the way, and

the job's as good as yours.

Maybe I can come back tomorrow and help.

Oh, no.

Take your bra off.

It's quite fine.

Just get the exam out of the way and
everything will be fine.

Yes, those two, of course.

That's right, Lisa. Just have a seat on
the desk.

Of course, we have to make the best of
what we have since the movers haven't

come yet with my medical equipment.

You know, just the kind of thing that we
have to... should dispense with these

insurance exams, but they are quite
necessary.

You understand, don't you?

Oh, yeah, sure.

Do you feel any lumps here?

No. You don't? Okay, that's good.

And how is your heart?

Well, it beats all the best when I'm
nervous.

Oh, it does?

Yeah.

Well,

it sounds quite nice to me.

Do you ever get colds frequently?

No, I'm never out of work.

Okay.

Breathe deeply.

do you feel any pain here no feels good
okay

let's see

well actually lisa the upper region
looks wonderful

perfect okay now we'll have to check the
pelvic region would you come over here

please

And could you just bend over the back?

Do you have sex often?

Well,

it's a perfectly pertinent question in
the medical field.

Everything seems in order here.

Won't hurt a bit.

Doctor,

what are you doing?

It's merely a problem.

It's just your eyes.

Oh.

Oh.

The medical equipment is not here yet.
You see, we have to use this particular

desk.

Otherwise, it would be a similar kind of
elimination.

Thank you.

Woo.

um um

um

Huh?

Naturally.

And now for something a little
different.

Red hot anal.

Insatiable and impatient.

Angela arouses herself.

Fucks herself with a dildo.

And then rapes her lover, Rod.

Still hungry, she's going to beg him to
ram his big rod

up her tight bottom.

He's naturally going to pound it into
her long and hard.

Wouldn't you?

Nice, slippery dildo. Oh, boy.

Yeah, nice and slippery, baby, yeah.

Yeah, now that's it. Take it up there.

Disappear, yeah.

Right up my cunt hole.

Get it stuck up there.

That's far off. Yeah, that looks great.

That looks great.

Turned on. Man, this is fantastic.

Oh, God, what a beautiful box you've
got, you dumb broad.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh.

Oh,

cram it up there, damn it. Come on, get
it up in there.

Yeah, that's great. Oh, you take it off.
Get it back in.

Jesus. Yes, there we go.

Get it in there.

I'm going to prick harder. I'm going to
make you suck it. Yeah, suck it.

Yeah, yeah.

I can taste the Vaseline in your thumb
bra. Jesus Christ.

There you go.

Shove it up, yeah.

All right.

Shove it up in there, yeah.

Cram it, baby. Cram it, yeah.

All right.

Let's move.

That's pretty good. Oh, that's great.

Oh. Oh.

Suck it, baby.

Suck it. You like it, huh?

Yeah, yeah.

Don't talk to sucker.

Get this thing off me.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I can feel it there. I don't
care about your back.

Just stick it in and rub it.

What? Oh, Ram,

yeah.

Two shots in just a few minutes, man.
What are you trying to do to me? Fucking

wreck me, you dumb cunt. No more of this
shit, man.

I can fuck you twice anymore.

God damn, this is ridiculous shit, man.

They make my job so difficult.

They spend more time on bed top than
they do on bed side.

Let's see now.

What do I need?

Oh, yes.

A little lubricant with the accent on
cunt.

Maybe today they'll do a little medicine
for a change.

Although, I'm sure it's too much to
expect.

After all, this is only a hospital.

You can stand.

He's ready.

Deeper.

on top.

You started without me.

Let me plug your hot ass.

uh

Thank you.

Your turn now, Blender.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Work better, work better, work better.

Work, work, work, work.

Work, work, work, work.

Work, work, work, work.

Work, work, work, work. Work, work,
work, work. Work, work, work, work.

Work, work, work, work.

See how I can stretch my lips? Can yours
do that?

I can tie knots with mine.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I love you. I love you.

oh oh

Your study, your study, it's ready.

This is Alexandria. This is Alexandria.

This is Alexandria.

Thank you.

I think she has nurse's aid now in class
right now.

You're going to pass nurse's aid now.

You're just

the kind of aid we need.

That's my age versus a girl.

What are you two doing?

You're on a patient's bed.

Now that's not sanitary.

Not sterile. Now you'll have to change
the sheets.

She's got to learn how to mess a bed
before she can learn how to make it.

Well, I should report this to the head
nurse.

Oh, come on, Doc.

Don't be mad.

Mm -hmm. Mm

-hmm.

Hmm.

Thank you.

Oh, God.

Oh yeah.

than working for slave wages as a
secretary to some old coot who's always

to grab your ass.

It is sort of like a job.

I wouldn't really be lying to Elton.

Oh, why am I kidding myself?

Of course I could never do it.

return. Where?

In fact, I get an advance starting
tomorrow.

Where's the why?

Oh, it's just, it's a great office
building.

It's real life.

In fact, it's such a good way to quit
your job and go back to school.

Oh, just make me feel good.

You don't have to worry anymore.

And I told you everything I can, you
know? Now what? It's just physical.

But how do you know you work for me?

Oh, when you've been in this business as
long as I have, you'll learn to read

the signs.

But now just go ahead. Go get it before
somebody else does.

Go ahead.

And remember what I told you about the
money.

Yeah, the money.

Jesus.

What a shitload of tests.

I never thought it would be this fucking
hard.

What the hell is a sygygy anyway?

And this one over here.

Do you often feel you're being pursued
by members of an obscure religious sect?

Terminology test.

Aptitude test.

Multiphasics.

God, this is tough.

Oh, my Lord.

Don't tell me you're shy.

Where are some of these clothes?

A little dress?

I'm a little slow.

You've only got an hour with the room.

Oh, you look so shy.

Oh, honey.

Hey, I've never seen a hooker do that
before.

A little deeper. That's it. Long
strokes.

That's it.

That's what you're supposed to do.

Yeah.

All right.

All right.

Take it all the way in.

Oh, yeah. Oh.

That's good.

You like to suck peck, huh?

Suck that cock.

Suck it good.

That's what you're getting paid for.

You should lay back.

Let me show you how it's done the other
way.

the other way.

um

Oh, God.

How long have you been doing this?

For what?

I'm not sure, but it's for a good cause.

I'll bet it is.

Let's see.

The femur and the tibia are both leg
bones.

And the leg bones.

Leg bones.

Connected to the thigh bones.

Thigh bone connected to the hip bone.
Hip bone connected to the backbone.