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Can I come in? Go away.
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I need to come in.
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I'm busy.
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Alex.
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Go away. I'm busy.
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I'm coming in.
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I'm busy right now.
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Yeah. I see that.
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What do you want?
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I need to have a talk with my stepson.
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I don't want to talk right now. I'm
busy. You can obviously see I'm busy in
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room, okay? Yeah.
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Okay, well, that's the problem, all
right?
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You're always busy.
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Busy doing a lot of that.
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And not a lot of... Not a lot
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of working or moving on with your life.
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I'm... What do I need to move on? I'm
doing what I like to do, okay?
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God damn it, you're messing up the... I
can't even concentrate.
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Hey.
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Okay, what?
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Alex. Okay, we can talk. What?
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I'm stressed out.
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I just want to jerk off.
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I don't need my stepmom yelling at me.
I've been your stepmom now for like
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years, okay?
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I thought I could help out. I thought we
would be... We would be past this point
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by now, but we're not.
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And it's time, you know, for you to move
on.
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What does that mean?
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Alex, you're 30.
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Yeah?
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And you're still living at home with
your dad and I.
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And you're jerking off every day.
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You've never gotten laid.
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You have zero confidence. You have zero
job and zero house, except for this one.
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Okay, yeah, I've heard it a hundred
times. I get it, whatever.
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I'm just figuring stuff out still, and
it's not my fault. The girls are
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terrible, and they don't like me, and
I'd rather just not deal with it.
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And dad was fine with it before he got
married to you.
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He didn't care.
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I'll, you know, I'll like get a
girlfriend job or whatever.
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Eventually.
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So listen, so we've tried a number of
things and obviously it's not worked. So
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your dad and I have talked and we've
decided that if you were to
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get
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that you might get some confidence and
then you can, you know, get out there a
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little bit and meet girls and get on
with your life so I can get on with
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So we've talked about it and
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I'm going to be that girl.
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What?
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I'm... For you to have some experience,
Alex.
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What do you mean?
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Yeah, I know you told me that I need to
get laid before. I get it. It's fine.
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You know, I think you could be quite
good at it.
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Oh, what are you... I mean, you've got a
really nice
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looking...
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You know?
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Wait, with you?
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And... It really does get really hard.
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And obviously you're not shy about it,
because you're around naked all day,
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jerking off.
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Wait, Dad said this was okay?
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We agreed together.
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Seriously?
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It's kind of weird, though.
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Dad,
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seriously? He wanted you to do this?
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He said that we've tried everything else
and nothing has worked.
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I mean, if... Yeah, I guess it wouldn't
hurt, maybe.
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He really is pretty big.
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There's no reason.
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Why you couldn't satisfy a perfectly
nice young lady?
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Yes.
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This is a good idea, probably.
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You're done, right?
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Isn't that kind of weird though?
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Like if we do it... You'll
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gain some confidence.
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and then you learn how to please a woman
oh that actually
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feels good and then
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It doesn't have to be weird at all.
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Your father and I discussed it and this
is what's best.
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Okay.
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And if I just
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turn around like this.
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It's weird.
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Okay, okay.
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Make it a little wet.
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And then... So just, you know, stuff
inside?
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Rub it on the outside first.
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Make sure you let the ladybounce go.
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You need to appreciate her.
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Pretty good I Know
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it's hard especially the first time
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Okay
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I'm sure you can make somebody else feel
real.
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I bet you feel like you want to come.
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Yeah. You want to come already, don't
you? Yeah, I want to.
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You've got to learn to hold it back.
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Okay.
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Like when you're jerking off and you're
watching porn and you get to that really
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hot part but you don't want it to end
because it feels so good. Yeah.
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So you wait.
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It feels really good.
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I spread my legs nice and wide like
that. Yeah.
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And let you inside.
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It feels pretty good to be inside,
doesn't it? Yeah, well, it feels good.
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you.
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You want to touch those too?
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Yeah. You too.
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A lot better.
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That's not as good as your flashlight.
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That's not better.
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See?
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See? You're going to need that. Yeah.
You need real contact with a real woman.
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One -on -one. Yeah.
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And this is
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the part right here.
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Right here.
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That's right.
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Yes.
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Mommy, come with us.
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Baby.
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You can do it.
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Yeah, I can do it.
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I can do it.
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I just like that guy's in the videos and
stuff.
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Which part? Show me.
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Which part feels the best?
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I don't know. When you go fast and hard
or when you go slow and deep?
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Both of them.
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Both? Yeah.
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How about you?
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I think like that's it.
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Similar.
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That's good, right?
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That was way better.
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See?
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I hope this worked.
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Yeah, I feel... I feel really good.
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Now, let's get you on one of those
dating sites, okay?
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Okay.
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You have to take pictures from now.
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