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What a fun afternoon.
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Hey, Mom.
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I had the best time out with the girls
today.
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Cocktails at the country club?
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Mm -hmm.
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That's good.
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Maybe a few too many cocktails.
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But, hey, you know Mom. I
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don't look drunk, do I?
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Uh... No, you look good, Mom.
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You should see the way Andrea just gawks
at the pool boys there.
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Terrible.
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You know how she is, right? And she's
so, like, not... She's so obvious about
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it. It's ridiculous.
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We did have this really cute waiter,
though. You know what? My feet are
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baby. Can you give me a massage?
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Um, yeah, sure, Mom.
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But you know how, like, loud we all get
and how crazy we are.
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There's no... She's so not discreet.
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But the... Oh, my God. Maybe the cute
waiter that was... You should have
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seen him. He's hot. I would have sucked
a dick.
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No. Why?
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I'm just being honest.
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I wonder if it was big. I bet he had a
big cock.
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I'll stop it.
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Dad, I'm going to catch you again.
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You're not supposed to be cheating
anymore. You and your father are so
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God.
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I'm just saying, it's not like a good
idea, Mama.
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You shouldn't really even hang out with
those girls anymore. They're like a bad
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influence.
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We have a great time.
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I just, I don't know. I don't want you
and dad to fight anymore about stuff
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that.
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Well, listen.
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If your dad actually used his dick once
in a while, maybe we wouldn't have to
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fight about it. Mom! And maybe I
wouldn't have to check out young hot
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the country club.
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I was kind of messed up.
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Mom, you're not even wearing panties.
What?
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You're not even wearing panties.
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sweaty by the pool.
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I don't like wearing them.
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Why are you so uptight? I'm not.
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You're a young guy. You're supposed to
be out there doing things that I'm doing
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on a daily basis.
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Maybe if you had a girlfriend, you
wouldn't be so uptight.
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I can't just get a girlfriend.
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It's not that simple.
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You just need to loosen up a bit.
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All right?
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Maybe I can help you.
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I don't need help loosening up, Mom. I'm
fine.
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You don't need help loosening up? Listen
to yourself.
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How old are you, and you're sitting at
home on the couch all day while I go out
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and have fun? You should be out having
fun.
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I do have fun.
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I mean, seriously, honey.
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Just a little, just a little ass and
titties. Just a little ass and pussy.
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Mom, stop.
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That's not cool, okay?
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Come on.
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Mom, I can't see you doing that, okay?
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I can help you
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relax.
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Wow.
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That's what you're hiding?
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Oh, come on.
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You see?
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That means you are way too pent up.
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You need my help. Admit it.
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It's just sex.
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And who better to help you than your
mother?
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Right?
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Yeah, but... I can see how excited you
are.
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Don't argue with me. Mom,
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that feels really good.
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You shouldn't... I can help you.
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Oh, God.
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What?
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Get so stressed out and pent up.
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I'm gonna feel like... We've already
talked about it. You don't have a
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girlfriend that's doing anything about
this.
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Promise me you won't be like your
father.
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Have some sex, all right?
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Loosen up.
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Okay, Mom.
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I mean, I'm just shy.
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You've seen it.
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Touch it. Come on.
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It's really wet.
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It's really good.
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When's the last time you touched one of
those?
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Last year, like one time.
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Last year?
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Yeah. Honey.
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a little offender okay okay
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You need to get laid every once in a
while.
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What have I come too fast?
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Well, if you haven't done anything in a
year, that might be the case.
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This is a good idea, probably.
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Almost a bird.
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Okay.
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Are you loosening up, baby?
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Yeah.
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I don't need this
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Probably even better than that.
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A little more?
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I've got more for you later.
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