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Now, I want you to
pay attention, Agarn.
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Gonna teach you something
about battle tactics. Ahem.
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There is the main body
of my army, you got it?
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Right.
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Now, the enemy comes
up with the infantry
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on a frontal attack.
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- You got that, right?
- Sarge.
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Would you pass the infantry?
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Oh, all right.
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Now they come around on my flank
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with their cavalry, you see?
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Are you paying
attention? Yeah, sarge.
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Pass the cavalry.
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Agarn, I'm trying to
teach you something.
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Captain, sir,
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if you were the enemy, what
would be your next move?
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Captain... Aah! Aah!
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He just wiped out
your whole army.
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Is, uh, something wrong, sir?
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That's what I'm
trying to find out.
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I guess I'd better
let you men in on it.
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I've just received a communiqué
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from the War Department. Mm-hm.
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Hush-hush, sir? Top hush.
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What'd it say?
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Mary, Mary, quite contrary
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How does your garden grow?
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Shhh.
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Captain, you must have
opened up the wrong envelope.
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Your name ain't Mary.
Agarn, that's code.
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When you decoded
the message, sir,
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what did it say?
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Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet.
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C-captain?
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That's War Department lingo
for "be on the lookout for...
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spies."
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Spies?! BOTH: Aah!
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Let's get out of here.
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It's not just spies.
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We have to be on the alert
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for any suspicious characters.
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He... Well, captain,
take it from me,
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there are no
suspicious characters
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around Fort Courage.
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Good evening.
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Good evening.
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Good evening.
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Uh, I mean, howdy.
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I am Count Sforza
from Transylvania.
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I'm Jane Angelica
Thrift from... right here.
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Is there something I
can do for you, count?
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Yes.
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As we say in Transylvania:
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What does that mean?
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Please, may I look around?
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Sure.
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Jane.
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I'm sorry, Jane.
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I'm not usually this clumsy.
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That's all right, Wilton.
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I... I guess I've been
on edge ever since that...
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That weird-looking
stranger came to town.
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Have you seen him?
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He looks like a bat.
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I'd sure hate to have him
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creep up behind
me on a dark night.
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Good evening. Good evening.
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I am Count Sforza.
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I'm, uh... We, w...
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I'm, uh, Captain Parmenter,
commanding the fort.
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Oh, how inconsiderate of me.
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I forgot to introduce
you to my brother.
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Is he here too?
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No, no. This is my brother.
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Brother, meet Miss Thrift
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and Captain Parmenter.
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How do you do?
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I have just rented the
old Worthington house
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at the edge of town.
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The Worthington house?
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Why, they say that's haunted.
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It's exactly what
I was looking for.
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Have you decided on, uh,
what you want yet, count?
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Yes, yes.
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I would like, uh, a keg of nails
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and four large pine slabs,
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two sacks of plaster,
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and 20 yards of black crepe.
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Do you deliver, my dear?
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Yes.
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Thank you. You
are most charming.
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Thanks.
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You have charming hair.
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Charming eyes.
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Charming mouth.
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Charming neck.
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Wilton, that man
gives me the shivers.
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Don't you worry, Jane,
I am here to protect you.
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I tell you, I saw it
with my own eyes.
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Agarn, what's holding things up?
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Aw, Vanderbilt's been
telling us about that stranger.
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Ah, well, don't believe
all those stupid rumors.
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I didn't put no
stock in it, sarge.
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Do you wanna really
hear something?
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I hear he's been doing
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some very strange
window-shopping.
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What's strange about
window-shopping?
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He's been doing it in
front of the undertaker's.
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Come on, sarge!
You can't scare me.
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Good evening.
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But he can.
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Mister,
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why do you always
say "good evening"
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when it's afternoon?
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Goodness gracious,
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I must have forgot
to wind my watch.
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I am Count Sforza
from Transylvania.
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Just passing through?
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Do you know the old
Worthington house?
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That creepy, gloomy,
haunted, spooky old place?
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I just rented
it. You'll love it.
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Yeah, but don't expect
too many visitors.
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You have a little
scratch on your throat.
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Yeah, I... nicked
myself shaving.
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You must be more careful.
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I know. In Transylvania,
we have a saying:
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What's that mean?
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Don't waste blood.
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Yes, sir. Good thinking, sir.
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Uh, captain, sir, any
new developments
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on Count Sforza?
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As a matter of fact,
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I was just making
some plans for this...
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Allow me, sir.
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There you are, sir.
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Thank you, corporal.
There's just one thing.
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What's that, sir?
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I was trying to put it on.
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Oh, did you...? About
Count Sforza, sir.
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Oh, yes, yes. I was making plans
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for the security of the fort,
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in case he is a spy.
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Well, I have a theory.
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Everyone's gonna
say it's ridiculous.
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Oh, no, we won't, corporal.
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Why, in F Troop, we
value every man's opinion.
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Well, sir... I think
Count Sforza is a...
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A vampire.
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That's ridiculous.
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I've been reading
up on vampires, sir,
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and it all fits.
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Transylvania. The black cape.
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The haunted house.
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The bird brother. The neck.
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Now, now, corporal.
Get ahold of yourself.
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There are no such
things as vampires.
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Are you sure, sir?
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They're not mentioned
in the Army manual.
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Come on, Agarn.
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All you need is a
good night's sleep.
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Sarge.
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Sarge.
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Sarge.
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It says here that vampires
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come out of their
coffins at night
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and bite people on the neck.
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Agarn, will you go to sleep.
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I can't, sarge. I'm scared.
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Go to sleep!
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What if I blow out the candle
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and Sforza comes in here
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and creeps up on me, and:
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Good evening?
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Agarn, cut that out.
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It says right there in the book
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that vampires only come
out at night, right, huh?
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Yeah.
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Well, Count Sforza
comes out in the daytime,
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so that should prove he
is not a vampire, right?
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Well, what if he's
a vampire with...
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With insomnia?
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Go to sleep.
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Agarn, put out the light.
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Wanna play cards?
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No, I don't wanna play cards.
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Checkers? Cribbage? Whist?
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You don't know
how to play whist.
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I do too.
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I'm the fastest
whist in the West.
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Good night!
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Oh, boy. Now what?
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Can I have a drink of water?
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No, you can't have
a drink of water
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until in the morning.
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Why can't I have it now?
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If you have a drink of water now
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and Count Sforza comes
in and bites you in the neck,
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you'll leak.
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Go to sleep.
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Now, that's what
I call a paleface.
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I am Count Sforza
from Transylvania.
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Me find him sneaking
around camp.
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I was not sneaking.
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I was merely looking
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for some wolfberries
for my dinner.
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He set funny table.
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We not like strangers
prowling around camp.
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Next time, throw lance
first, ask questions later.
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We have old Transylvania saying:
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What that mean?
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When the light of the full moon
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bathes the mountains,
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then the wild dog will howl,
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but the castle is dark.
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You stealed saying from Hekawi.
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This must be
paleface visiting hour.
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Here come O'Rourke and Agarn.
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Good evening.
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He forgot to wind
his watch again.
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What's he doing here?
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I was picking wolfberries
to make wolfberry pie.
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- You can go now.
- Thank you.
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Thank you for your hospitality.
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I will save you a piece.
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Never mind.
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Every time me eat wolfberry pie,
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stomach howl all night.
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We came to warn you about him.
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Him seem harmless.
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Just don't make
him a blood brother.
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Howdy, Wilton.
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Oh, hello, Jane.
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I'm going out to the
Worthington house
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to deliver Count
Sforza's supplies.
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Wanna come along?
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Oh, gosh, I'm sorry, Jane,
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but Dobbs and I
are taking inventory.
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But our date's
still on for tonight.
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All right.
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Pick me up at the store.
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You should have
gone with her, captain.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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Jane can take care of herself.
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Now, where were we, Dobbs?
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Up to postage stamps, sir.
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Oh, yes, yes.
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Here, um... I'll count them.
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See, there's... Uh...
Um... There's one.
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Jane?
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Jane!
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"Be back at 4:00."
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Four o'clock?
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Maybe Dobbs was right.
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I should have gone with her.
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I still say we didn't
have to come.
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We could have wrote
a threatening letter.
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Listen, Jane
could be in trouble.
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She was last seen
heading for here.
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Sergeant, please.
Don't say "last seen."
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Oh. Well, I'm sorry, sir.
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Uh, here goes.
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Nobody home? Let's go.
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Wait, wait.
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All right.
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We'll take a look inside.
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Sarge, don't leave me.
267
00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:52,815
Who's there?
268
00:13:52,839 --> 00:13:54,317
It's me, the captain.
269
00:13:54,341 --> 00:13:55,836
Captain who?
270
00:13:55,860 --> 00:13:57,108
Agarn, let him in.
271
00:14:04,001 --> 00:14:05,394
Somebody light a candle.
272
00:14:05,418 --> 00:14:06,947
Oh, yes, sir. Yes, sir.
273
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:07,971
Here we are.
274
00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:11,117
There.
275
00:14:12,976 --> 00:14:15,216
Sarge, hold that candle still.
276
00:14:18,632 --> 00:14:19,715
Thank you, sir.
277
00:14:22,803 --> 00:14:24,881
Now, let's have a look around,
278
00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:26,554
see what this place
looks like, huh?
279
00:14:39,069 --> 00:14:40,063
Jane?
280
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:41,847
Jane.
281
00:14:43,206 --> 00:14:44,400
Jane!
282
00:14:44,424 --> 00:14:46,936
Jane!
283
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:48,938
J-J-J-Jane?
284
00:14:48,962 --> 00:14:53,009
J-J-J-Jane? Jane?
285
00:14:55,302 --> 00:14:56,896
Was that Jane? What?
286
00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:59,549
Probably just a shutter
blowing closed, yeah.
287
00:14:59,573 --> 00:15:01,584
"Probably" ain't good enough.
288
00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:07,073
It's coming from in there.
289
00:15:07,097 --> 00:15:08,546
Come on, we'll have a look.
290
00:15:22,479 --> 00:15:23,973
Nobody here.
291
00:15:23,997 --> 00:15:27,294
Anybody who plays that
bad shouldn't stick around.
292
00:15:27,318 --> 00:15:28,727
I'd better check upstairs.
293
00:15:28,751 --> 00:15:30,696
You two stay here in
case the count comes back.
294
00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:32,515
Yes, sir. Yes,
sir. Good luck, sir.
295
00:15:32,539 --> 00:15:33,539
Oh!
296
00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:13,456
In case Count Sforza comes back,
297
00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:14,741
you better do all the talking,
298
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:16,209
'cause I'm gonna faint.
299
00:16:16,233 --> 00:16:19,012
You still got vampires
on the brain, huh?
300
00:16:19,036 --> 00:16:21,269
Jane disappeared
into thin air, didn't she?
301
00:16:23,506 --> 00:16:25,540
What does it take to
convince you, sarge?
302
00:16:27,644 --> 00:16:28,638
Sarge?
303
00:16:28,662 --> 00:16:29,945
Sarge?
304
00:16:30,730 --> 00:16:32,080
Where are you, sarge?
305
00:17:01,161 --> 00:17:02,161
Sarge?
306
00:17:05,632 --> 00:17:06,848
Sarge?
307
00:17:09,402 --> 00:17:10,485
Sarge?
308
00:17:12,372 --> 00:17:13,332
Jane?
309
00:17:13,356 --> 00:17:15,290
Jane.
310
00:17:33,894 --> 00:17:34,894
Shhh.
311
00:17:53,047 --> 00:17:54,727
Ooh!
312
00:18:27,414 --> 00:18:28,414
Ow.
313
00:18:50,454 --> 00:18:51,569
Agarn?
314
00:18:54,557 --> 00:18:55,557
Agarn?
315
00:19:00,613 --> 00:19:02,008
Sarge?
316
00:19:02,032 --> 00:19:03,610
Sarge?
317
00:19:03,634 --> 00:19:04,849
Sarge?
318
00:19:14,044 --> 00:19:15,044
Gesundheit.
319
00:19:43,790 --> 00:19:44,790
Captain?
320
00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:53,593
Oh, captain, my captain.
321
00:19:53,617 --> 00:19:55,077
He turned his
brother into a crow,
322
00:19:55,101 --> 00:19:57,852
and now he's turned
you into a chicken.
323
00:19:59,006 --> 00:20:01,151
But don't you worry, sir.
324
00:20:01,175 --> 00:20:03,452
We'll always be loyal.
325
00:20:03,476 --> 00:20:06,339
From now on, the F in F Troop
326
00:20:06,363 --> 00:20:08,112
will always stand for fowl.
327
00:20:09,482 --> 00:20:13,630
And you'll always be the
commanding chicken...
328
00:20:13,654 --> 00:20:15,536
at the fort.
329
00:20:25,132 --> 00:20:27,610
Congratulations, captain.
330
00:20:27,634 --> 00:20:28,634
You're a mother.
331
00:20:29,236 --> 00:20:31,268
Agarn? Sarge!
332
00:20:34,824 --> 00:20:37,436
Don't raise your voice
in front of the chicken.
333
00:20:37,460 --> 00:20:38,804
Have you popped your cork?
334
00:20:38,828 --> 00:20:40,156
The chicken will hear you.
335
00:20:40,180 --> 00:20:42,025
Well, what do I care if
the chicken hears me?
336
00:20:42,049 --> 00:20:43,476
Do you wanna lose your stripes?
337
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:45,111
What? Give him a salute.
338
00:20:45,135 --> 00:20:46,729
Who? The chicken.
339
00:20:46,753 --> 00:20:48,180
Agarn.
340
00:20:48,204 --> 00:20:50,833
Sarge, that chicken
ain't really a chicken.
341
00:20:50,857 --> 00:20:51,951
That's the captain.
342
00:20:51,975 --> 00:20:53,603
Count Sforza changed him.
343
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:56,422
Agarn, that is a
chicken and nothing else.
344
00:20:56,446 --> 00:20:58,446
Now, the captain's
probably upstairs.
345
00:20:59,699 --> 00:21:00,699
Come on.
346
00:21:13,863 --> 00:21:15,596
Good evening.
347
00:21:42,776 --> 00:21:44,370
What do we do now? Uh...
348
00:21:44,394 --> 00:21:46,372
We gotta drive a stake
right through his heart.
349
00:21:46,396 --> 00:21:48,374
It's the only way. What
are you talking about?
350
00:21:48,398 --> 00:21:49,892
It's the only way
to kill a vampire.
351
00:21:49,916 --> 00:21:50,916
I read it in a book.
352
00:21:54,737 --> 00:21:58,067
What are you doing in my house?
353
00:21:58,091 --> 00:21:59,619
We're gonna take
care of the vampire
354
00:21:59,643 --> 00:22:01,120
who took care of Jane.
355
00:22:01,144 --> 00:22:04,473
You are trespassing, my friends.
356
00:22:04,497 --> 00:22:07,593
Be careful. Agarn
has got a stake.
357
00:22:07,617 --> 00:22:09,829
It's the only way to
deal with vampires.
358
00:22:09,853 --> 00:22:11,235
He read it in a book.
359
00:22:12,906 --> 00:22:14,067
Howdy, Wilton.
360
00:22:14,091 --> 00:22:15,091
Oh, hi, Jane.
361
00:22:17,093 --> 00:22:18,304
What's going on?
362
00:22:18,328 --> 00:22:19,989
Agarn's going to
destroy the vampire
363
00:22:20,013 --> 00:22:21,396
who made you disappear.
364
00:22:24,617 --> 00:22:25,578
Jane?
365
00:22:25,602 --> 00:22:26,729
Where have you been?
366
00:22:26,753 --> 00:22:27,913
In Carson City.
367
00:22:27,937 --> 00:22:29,381
I didn't have
enough black crepe,
368
00:22:29,405 --> 00:22:30,600
so I had to get some more.
369
00:22:30,624 --> 00:22:32,502
We thought the vampire got you.
370
00:22:32,526 --> 00:22:33,919
What vampire?
371
00:22:33,943 --> 00:22:36,244
Who said that I was a vampire?
372
00:22:39,232 --> 00:22:41,510
Where I come from
in Transylvania,
373
00:22:41,534 --> 00:22:44,997
I was the only one on my
block who was not a vampire.
374
00:22:45,021 --> 00:22:48,383
No, I had to move because I
was giving my neighborhood a...
375
00:22:48,407 --> 00:22:50,452
A good reputation.
376
00:22:50,476 --> 00:22:52,087
And you're not a spy either?
377
00:22:52,111 --> 00:22:53,772
No, I come here to Fort Courage
378
00:22:53,796 --> 00:22:55,307
to live in peace and freedom
379
00:22:55,331 --> 00:22:57,326
and to have a little
place of my own
380
00:22:57,350 --> 00:22:59,512
where I could raise chickens.
381
00:22:59,536 --> 00:23:01,296
Then why did you
arrive in a hearse?
382
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:03,732
Because it was the only
means of transportation
383
00:23:03,756 --> 00:23:04,967
that I could find.
384
00:23:04,991 --> 00:23:06,952
Tell them why you
rented this haunted house.
385
00:23:06,976 --> 00:23:09,605
It was cheap. And
it's not haunted.
386
00:23:09,629 --> 00:23:12,275
Oh, it does have a
secret passageway, yes,
387
00:23:12,299 --> 00:23:14,643
but that was built
by the former owner
388
00:23:14,667 --> 00:23:16,896
as an escape
route for his family
389
00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:18,914
during the Indian Wars.
390
00:23:18,938 --> 00:23:21,533
What about the
crow you call brother?
391
00:23:21,557 --> 00:23:23,635
But that's his name: Brother.
392
00:23:23,659 --> 00:23:26,856
And he is like a
brother to me because...
393
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:28,891
Well, you see, I
was an only child,
394
00:23:28,915 --> 00:23:31,393
and he was an only crow.
395
00:23:31,417 --> 00:23:34,246
Now, aren't you boys
ashamed of yourselves?
396
00:23:37,524 --> 00:23:39,018
What was that?
397
00:23:39,042 --> 00:23:42,126
If you don't know,
we'd better find out.
398
00:23:49,102 --> 00:23:50,513
It's Brother.
399
00:23:50,537 --> 00:23:52,131
Yes.
400
00:23:52,155 --> 00:23:53,999
I knew that Brother
couldn't sing,
401
00:23:54,023 --> 00:23:55,250
but I never dreamed
402
00:23:55,274 --> 00:23:57,674
that he could play the organ.
403
00:24:04,667 --> 00:24:06,979
Well, it just shows you how
you can misjudge a person.
404
00:24:07,003 --> 00:24:09,804
Yeah, that'll teach us not
to go by appearances, sir.
405
00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:22,978
Now. Now, you take that man.
406
00:24:23,002 --> 00:24:24,363
If we hadn't learned our lesson,
407
00:24:24,387 --> 00:24:26,566
I would say that
that man was a spy.
408
00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:28,467
Yeah, I would too, sir.
Or even an anarchist.
409
00:24:29,542 --> 00:24:32,062
Yeah, but now we know better.
410
00:24:35,832 --> 00:24:36,825
Pardon me.
411
00:24:36,849 --> 00:24:37,969
Oh, sir!
412
00:24:38,651 --> 00:24:41,313
Sir, you dropped your bomb.
413
00:24:41,337 --> 00:24:42,531
Bomb!
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