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Hey, mom. Happy anniversary.
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Uh -huh.
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Two days, yeah.
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You want to leave him in charge?
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He's so annoying.
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He doesn't bother me.
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I don't do that. That's him.
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Okay, yeah.
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Don't worry about it.
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Enjoy your anniversary, okay?
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Love you. Bye
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Mom,
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it might be your anniversary, but he
will never be in charge of me
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Hey, what's up, Pop?
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Yeah, yeah, I was just calling to talk
about blowing you up. I wanted to wish
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you guys a happy anniversary.
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Yeah. Tell my beautiful stepmom I hope
you guys have a great day.
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What? No.
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For how long?
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Yeah, she never listens to me. She's
always talking back. She's a hell to
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with.
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Yeah, I know. I'm the older one. I'll be
more mature.
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Yeah, okay. As long as it's two days.
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I get to borrow the car when you get
back, though.
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Alright, alright, yeah.
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Well, happy anniversary.
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I'll try to be the mature one.
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Alright, you guys have a good weekend,
though.
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Alright.
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Love you, too.
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Yeah.
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I'll take real good care.
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So, did you hear the news?
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No.
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All right, so you did get the news,
then. So, you know I'm in charge for
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next couple days while Mom and Dad are
gone, right?
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Mm -hmm.
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Hey, they're— Want a cookie or
something?
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Yeah, you can bake for me if you want
while they're gone.
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All right, so the next few days, I'm in
charge. I want to hear you say it. I'm
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in charge.
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I'm in charge.
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You're always starting this back -and
-forth shit. All right, you know what?
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You've got to listen to me the next
couple days. I'm not going to keep you
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back and forth. I'll call Dad if I have
to, but, like, that's it, all right? Mm
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-hmm. All right, you better be listening
to me.
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Oh my god.
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What are you doing?
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Listen bro, I just wanted to, you know,
take a time and bury the hatchet, you
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know, not messing around with each other
and just be respectful.
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You know?
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That's what I was trying to do earlier.
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Yeah. Cool.
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See? Yeah.
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Bro, can I please have some though?
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Yeah.
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Oh, what the fuck?
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Loser! You gotta be shitting me. Thanks,
right? Oh, you're gonna get it.
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Yeah, yeah, keep it up.
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That's good.
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That's good.
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Hey, Danny.
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What?
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That's what boom. You're shitting me.
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Gotcha.
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Your ass is hanging out.
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Your whole ass is hanging out of your
ass.
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That is not funny, oh my god.
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Give me a heart attack, that is not
funny.
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There's my dirty underwear, there we go.
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Don't bring shit again.
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I'm not playing!
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You better not do that for real.
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How'd you get stuck like this? You
trying to prank me again? What's going
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How do
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you want me to help you here?
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some stupid shit you want me to do. I
don't know.
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Like, I'll clean your room, or I don't
know, do your homework.
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I can even do math, but I'll try.
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Anything, huh? Come on!
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Quick, quick, quick, quick. Well, I have
always wanted to... What are you
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doing? Well, if I'm going to help you
out a little bit, I mean, I have always
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wanted to see this.
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This is why the guys are calling you,
huh?
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God.
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You want my help or what?
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Yes.
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Wow. That is a beautiful little pussy.
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Hurry up, okay?
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Down.
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Well, yeah, if you want my help, I mean.
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Alright, I'm gonna try to get you out.
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Nope, that didn't work.
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Yeah,
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I think I know what the problem is here.
I think it just needs to be a little
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wetter down here to help you get out.
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You don't want them to stop, do you?
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No.
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No?
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This isn't a prank or anything, is it?
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No. No?
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Let me see it.
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Oh, it's like that, huh? Yeah.
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Let's get out, let's get out, let's get
out.
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Is this okay?
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Mm -hmm.
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Thank you.
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That feels good, big boy.
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Oh, yeah.
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I know
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how bad you wanted
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this.
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I definitely thought about this before.
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Mmm.
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Thank you.
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Me too.
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Why don't you take those tits off and
show me that body?
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Why don't you come here and help me take
off this shirt?
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Yeah.
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As long as you don't tell mom and dad,
we can definitely
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